You're All Doomed: A Friday the 13th Podcast (Fox Hollow Productions)

In this episode, hear us discuss a buttocks clause, falling bodies, and a missing earring, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

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In this episode, hear us discuss a lurking Dr. Crews, reviving a submerged friend, and the Worst. Birthday. Ever. as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

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In this episode, hear us discuss cold lockers, uncomfortable conversations with mom, and conveniently-placed headstones, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter.

Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland

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Eat your heart out — it’s time to put everyone (especially the hosts) out of their misery as we’ve mercifully reached the final episode of the Final Friday. Join us as we lay everything out on the autopsy table and worm-wiggle our way to Hell one last time.

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In this episode, hear us discuss a school bus, saying hello to mommy, and another ambiguous ending, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 91:00-104:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).

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In Episode 7, we discuss riding shotgun, conversations with a child, and swinging for the fences, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00.

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Bundle up as we discuss the frigid #Fridaythe13th fan film, Never Hike in the Snow. 

Once again, our special musical guest is @the_jasons. You can check them out at https://thejasons4.bandcamp.com/

Theme song: Murder at the Jarvis House — The Jasons

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In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss a prolapsed anus, Scenes from an Italian Restaurant, and a clandestine poop, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th: A New Beginning.

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In this episode, hear us discuss poor police work, Green Day, and local yokels, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).

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In the Season 11 premiere, Greg and Brian climb into the ring to discuss Nightmare stuff, the stuff of nightmares, and nightmares at camp, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.

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In this episode, hear us discuss prolonged school spirit, ordering a pizza, and fingering in a jail cell, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

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In this episode, hear us discuss a pinball wizard, Crystal Lake memories, and Jason and Freddy taking flight, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.

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In this episode, hear us discuss horrible protagonists, being trapped in the closet, and questionable liaisons as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

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In Episode 7, hear us discuss a second gas tank, Jason exposing himself, and surprise visits from two old friends, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Friday the 13th Part III.

Season 3 Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland

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In this episode, hear us discuss Megan’s shirt, praying vs. preying, and funny red noses, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI.

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We got tired of waiting for a new Friday the 13th movie, so we decided to make up our own — in podcast form! Interested in hearing where the story goes? So are we! This week we actually come up with a name for the movie.

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THE DEAD SPEAK! Well, not really… but JASON LIVES! In the Season 6 premiere, Greg and Brian discuss a familiar yet different hockey mask, an electric encore, and Voorhees — Jason Voorhees, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI.

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In Episode 6, we discuss how to properly barricade a door, covering a lot of ground in a short amount of time, and mommy monologues, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00.

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Brian is concerned about Greg’s new addiction and wonders if it could change their friendship—and their podcast—FOREVER! Or, at least for the next month or two. Tune in to find out what happens.

You’re All Doomed is recorded in front of a live studio audience.

Theme Song:

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It’s time to conclude our fan-film coverage (for now) with Friday the 13th Vengeance 2: Bloodlines. We also discuss the Final Chapter of You're All Doomed, taking a break from Friday the 13th, and what we have planned for our next project.

Don't worry, just like Jason's final chapter, we'll be back...

Main podcast theme song (S3-S14): "Groovie Goalie" – Chris Holland

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S14 Finale closing song: "Friday the 13th" – Sam Douglass

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In this episode, hear us discuss an unfortunate unmasking, toxic relationships, and seriously what the hell is that ending all about, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 91:00-100:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

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In this episode, hear us discuss the pen being mightier than the machete, collateral damage, and being navigationally challenged, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

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In this episode, hear us discuss Bachelor #1, mean girls, and Ken Jeong, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

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In Episode 8, we discuss olde-tyme diving suits, dreams versus reality, and bubbles in the water, as we slice & dice our way through minutes 91:00-95:00 for the exciting conclusion of Friday the 13th.

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In this episode, hear us discuss one-hour photos, sacrificing virgins, and wacky tobaccy, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.

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In the Season 8 premiere, Greg and Brian get the adrenaline pumpin’ by discussing old-fashioned chocolate milk, early nipples, and bungee-cord intestines, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

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In the Season X premiere, Greg and Brian discuss Jason’s fiery insides, Jason’s lukewarm appearance, and Jason’s icy demise, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Jason X.

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In this episode, hear us discuss a flaming Cobra, a collection of rare books, and the search for Arnold Schwarzenegger’s wiener, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI.

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Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland

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In this episode, hear us discuss Rico Suave, Mountain Dew, and taking a shot at the title, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

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In the Season 9 premiere, we discuss a New Line of thinking, New York Mets fans, and new traps, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

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One lesson Pamela Voorhees never taught her son is that he should never mess with a woman. We discuss Jason finally get his comeuppance in the lastest fan film, Victim No More.

Closing theme song: City Lights - Mike McGraner

Produced by Mike McGraner & Ian Malachai Written & performed by Mike McGraner Mixed & Mastered by Ian Malachai © 2019 Mike McGraner

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Hold me closer, tiny Jason

Count the bodies on the treeway

Cover your head in sheets of linen

You had a busy day today

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In the Season 7 premiere, Greg and Brian discuss an old friend’s narration, not drinking anymore, and playing with matches, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

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In this episode, hear us discuss submerging Camp Crystal Lake, the man behind the mask, and cooking with tea, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-87:00 for the water-logged conclusion of Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI.

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Welcome back to You're All Doomed, the podcast where your hosts Greg and Brian take you through the Friday the 13th movies, thirteen minutes at a time.

In the Season 4 premiere, hear us discuss how he can be alive, lingering on Higgins Haven, and 20-minute workouts, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter.

Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland

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Who do you think we are — a couple of fart heads? Just like Tommy, we can’t let Jason rest, so we’re back to discuss the Journey of Tommy Jarvis, diverging from the origin story, and more, as we slice and dice our way through Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI, one last time.

Closing Theme Song: He’s Back (The Man Behind the Mask) — STRVNGERS

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In this episode, hear us discuss naked rope-swinging, a strange man in a young boy’s bedroom, and the Transformers: The Movie soundtrack, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter.

Theme Song: Groovy Goalie — Chris Holland

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In this episode, hear us discuss baking powder, stolen artifacts, and a very cold open, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).

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In this episode, hear us discuss going home, side-splitting spacewalks, and a gleeful reentry, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Jason X.

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From the two guys who brought you (and will continue to bring you) the You're All Doomed podcast, we're excited to announce our new podcast, Lesson Number Two. We kick things off with the Chuck Norris classic, Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection. You can find Lesson Number Two on all major podcast sites – be sure to subscribe and leave us a rating/review.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lesson-number-two/id1762078231

We'll be back with a new You're All Doomed episode later this month.

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We have returned – alive – from our Friday the 13th tour of Camp No-Be-Bo-Sco (Camp Crystal Lake) in Hardwick, New Jersey. We'll tell you all about our trips to Blairstown and Hope, New Jersey where we followed in Annie's footsteps, plus we talk about the tour of the camp itself.

Thanks to Crystal Lake Tours for an awesome experience. You can check them out at https://crystallaketours.com/.

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In this episode, hear us discuss locker shenanigans, children of the corn, and bath time, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.

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In this episode, hear us discuss ninja jumps, watching the willy, and a Gunfight at the Joey B Corral, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

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In this episode, hear us discuss a sleeping bag, the Gargantuan Throngar, and a photo of a cousin, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

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In this episode, hear us discuss broken rhymes, broken ankles, and broken anatomy, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.

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In this episode, hear us discuss a farewell to arm, Wing Commander, and Beowulf as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Jason X.

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Things are heating up at Camp Crystal Lake. It’s time for the exciting conclusion of Jason — Friday the 13th: Part 13. 

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In this episode, hear us discuss foldaway beds, dream analysis, and being alright, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.

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There are friends, there are acquaintances, and then there are these three knuckleheads who thought it would be a good idea to go deer hunting in the woods near Camp Crystal Lake. BIG mistake!

His Name was Jason — A Film by Dave Brown

Closing song: Take a Bullet for You by Bourbon Crow

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We got tired of waiting for a new Friday the 13th movie, so we decided to make up our own — in podcast form! Interested in hearing where the story goes? So are we! 

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Now that we’ve completed our tour of New York City’s finest alleys and tunnels, it’s time to take a closer look at missed opportunities, hot dog water, and memorializing the senior class of Lakeview High School, as we slice and dice our way through Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan, one last time.

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In Episode 2 of Season 2, hear us discuss tow trucks, counselor roll call, and fireside chats, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th Part 2.

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In this episode, hear us discuss Freddy being a dick, the end of a child’s destiny, and the main event, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Freddy vs. Jason.

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In this episode, hear us discuss… you know what, you wouldn’t believe us if we told you. Just listen as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

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Wake up! This nightmare is finally over. It’s time for us to journey between dreams and reality to battle our way through the final episode of the Freddy vs. Jason season. Anything can happen… BITCH!

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In Episode 5, hear us discuss the shaking of an outhouse, the debut of the hockey mask, and the perils of hammock-sex, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Friday the 13th Part III.

Season 3 Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland

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In Episode 4, hear us discuss why the sack-headed man crossed the road, Deputy Winslow’s balls of steel, and solo skinny-dipping, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th Part 2.

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In this episode, hear us discuss Dr. Crews the dick, Jason’s arsenal, and Tina getting an upgrade, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

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In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss leaning into the nudity, Zodiac boats, and cinematic kills, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter.

Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland

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In this episode, hear us discuss coming around 180-degrees, bad parking jobs, and a magic porthole, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 13:00-26:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

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No fooling — we’re back! This time we’re discussing the gold standard of #Fridaythe13th fan films, Never Hike Alone.

We also have a special musical guest, @the_jasons. You can check them out at https://thejasons4.bandcamp.com/

Theme song: It’s Still Crystal Lake to Me (No Matter What They Called it in Part 6) — The Jasons

(This episode is dedicated to Hikerman5000)

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In this episode, hear us discuss an aversion to rubber, return-address issues, and unusual grooming rituals as we slice and dice our way through minutes 26:00-39:00 of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

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In this episode, hear us discuss an amorous mannequin, acquiring the mask (again), and archery skills, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th (2009).

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In this episode, hear us discuss package uploads, Jason’s dramatic weight loss, and money shots, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 65:00-78:00 of Jason X.

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In this episode, hear us discuss a questionable greenhouse, smallpox prevention, and increasing the odds, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Jason X.

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In this episode, hear us discuss some of the finest science fiction magazines, our old friend Jazz, and personal penis enlargers as we slice and dice our way through minutes 52:00-65:00 of Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

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In this episode, Greg and Brian discuss reopening old wounds, a shave and a haircut, and a garbled climax, as they slice and dice their way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter.

Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland

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Welcome back to You're All Doomed, the podcast where your hosts Greg and Brian take you through the Friday the 13th movies, thirteen minutes at a time.

In the Season 3 premiere, hear us discuss a disco inferno, choo-choo choosing you, and snacking on fish food, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 00:00-13:00 of Friday the 13th Part III.

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In this episode, hear us discuss the Uncle of the Year, an unlucky strap-hanger, and a rapper’s delight, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 78:00-91:00 of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

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You might want to call in some reinforcements as you listen to us podcast our way through the next episode of Jason — Friday the 13th: Part 13. 

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In Episode 4, hear us discuss the thinning of a biker gang, Shelly the incel, and Jason’s unsettling side job, as we slice and dice our way through minutes 39:00-52:00 of Friday the 13th Part III.

Season 3 Theme Song: “Groovy Goalie” — Chris Holland

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Sail Away Tiny Sparrow

Written by Harry Manfredini

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