WOE.BEGONE (WOE.BEGONE Industries LLC)

Live from Cabin 63C, it’s [REDACTED] Night!

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It took a lot of sacrifices to get to where we are now. Those sacrifices will not be in vain.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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[Warning: This episode contains a description of self-harm. Listener discretion is advised.]

Have you ever had a song stuck in your head but you don’t remember enough about it to look it up?

The song featured in the episode is “Heartbreak” by Cut Off Your Hands. Stick around after the credits for a cover of the song by yours truly.

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Some of life's harshest lessons are learned on the toilet.

[Warning: this episode contains a description of gore and violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

Skip the intro announcement: 1:37

The reprise songs from episode 45 of WOE.BEGONE are available now as an EP. Get "I wonder what it is about that place." on bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $2.50 or as part of your Patreon pledge at patreon.com/woe_begone. On Patreon, you can also get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the Aliza Schultz podcast, Q&As, a secret Discord channel, Director's commentaries, cat clips, and more. 

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Don't you love it when a plan comes together? No need to call it that other word. We don't use that word in this house.

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Edgar leads Mike on a tour of the self-proclaimed center of North America.

[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence, as well as a description of scientific experimentation on animals. Listener discretion is advised.]

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Mike's back. 

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When one door shuts, another door also shuts, due to the air pressure change in the room. It’s time to compress your ribcage and slip under the door. This is the season 1 finale. 

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I have been to the future and I don’t wanna scare you, but not only were you not there, they never even knew you. They didn’t know me either. I don’t think I want them to. It’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine.

Listen after the credits for an extended version of “GUIDE DOG” from the season 2 soundtrack.

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It's movie night at Mike's place. He's got the high-minded surrealistic film, the popcorn, an unexpected time travel incident, the soda...

Next week will be an intermission episode. Thanks for making it all the way through the first half of season 3.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.

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We may fight, but at the end of the day we are here to take care of each other. And to help bury whatever bodies there might be.

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And now, a word from our sponsors.

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[Warning: this episode contains a fictional description of murder. Listener discretion is advised.]

Mike gets the job done, eventually. Well, it’s not really a job so much as what the people running an online game told him to do.

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Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. 

WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. 

The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone

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Dang, I hope Donny and Brendan reconcile soon. I'm rooting for them.

WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.

The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone

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Where am I?

The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone

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ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, C(l)ow(n)girl, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, ElanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jean, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mira, Mitch Gerads, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, Samantha Topfer, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston.

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blind hands on different parts of the elephant.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

Loud noises timestamps:

21:53 - 22:06

23:02 - 23:15

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Mike Walters takes in the fresh air and checks out his new digs in the heart of Oldbrush Valley. I wonder what it is about that place. 

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Hey, Mike. This is Charlie from the front gate. You have a visitor. Do you want me to let her in?

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Mike has a discreet but fiery masc4masc hookup.

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Lyrics:

I was hoping you would

ignore the faultlines

and pass over the flags

that say who I am

so I built us a nest

a soft enclosure

I was painted glass

I was born when you were

(so if it hurts I'll know it’s true)

And I would hate to be the one

stuck in past, lost in his tracks

and I would hate to be the one

groveling for a second glance

but  I could even rival that

and I have grown so spiteful that

even if I had a bright idea I’d shoot it down

that’s the point, I’m prepared to meet the ground

it’s a normalcy I’m begging you to know

a towering over you

I am full of age, I am coming for you

hoping you are stronger than I’m used to

it was silent death until the silence broke

until the tongue broke through the teeth I know

it was not hard to make myself known

over feet of sediment and soil

so we plant ourselves where we always did

so we’d always be here for it

if I witness much, let me witness this

a terrible idea, I admit

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We're getting out of here, come hell or high water.

[Warning: This episode contains violence and abrupt, loud noises. Timestamps for the noises are listed below.]

Episode 30.5, "The Cascade of Explanations Owed" available now, only on Patreon: http://patreon.com/woe_begone 

Warning for noises:

1:36-1:45

15:21-15:28

15:32-15:38

15:51-15:56

16:18-16:25

16:47-16:53

The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone

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ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Beth Bronwyn, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Mitch Gerads, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston.

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Mike, Mikey, Michael, Mikhail, Michel, Mihály, Mihail, Mihangel, Mikkel, Miska...

WARNING: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised. It also contains loud noises, the timestamps of which will be at the bottom of the description.

WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out.

I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone

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Loud noises at the following times:

9:50 - 9:52

21:14 - 21:16

22:45 - 22:55

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Season 6 of WOE.BEGONE continues next week.

Lyrics:

I’m not afraid

Of the endless days,

One eye open as I float along

The surface keeping guard,

And I hope I’m wrong

That I terrorize every eye iIm put upon

And I wonder what it is you see

A core beyond the pageantry.

At this point I might be

A relegated curiosity

An oddity from your past

Would you look at me?

"Would you look at that!"

Hoarfrost in the morning

Surely some must die

Freezing over overnight

But I’ll donate my warmth and

My hands will keep you safe

The cold will wither while we wait

But surely some must die

But surely some must die

But surely some must die

How do they handle it?

But surely some must die

But surely some must die

How do I handle it?

You are casting shadows with your blood,

I see them when I plunge,

If I can smell you in the ocean,

Then they can smell you in the ocean,

Eliminate the feeble consciousness

That gave me confidence to kill,

Instinct over will,

Diamond against diamond you are

Mercifu,l I will

Grab you in my jaws to hold you.

I will grab you in my jaws to hold you,

But blood seeps through my jaws when I hold you.

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Just a quick update. Episode 67 comes out Wednesday. Thanks for playing.

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It didn't hurt.

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we're on vacation.

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26:29 - 26:37

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Mike Walters and associates are not the only people making plans.

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new recruits.

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I see him like that when I close my eyes.

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The Diary of Aliza Schultz is the surreal story of Aliza Schultz on her quest to review every novel by airport novelist Rafael Muslani and what she discovers along the way. The metatext is the text. You do not need to have listened to WOE.BEGONE to understand the story. It is contained within itself.

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Have we reached an agreement?

Season 7 of WOE.BEGONE starts in two weeks. Next week will be an intermission. Thanks for playing.

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We're taking an intermission this week. Season 7 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week.

The saga of Aliza Schultz continues. The Diary Of Aliza Schultz is a loosely continuous anthology, so there is no need to listen to the other episodes to understand this one.

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I knew something was different when you walked in, like the air got sucked out of the room.

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14:14 - 14:19

21:25 - 21:32

23:20 - 23:26

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Harry (Neither Here Nor There Podcast) as Bill

Nathan Lunsford as the TV Reporter

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I am about to do something to you that I regret.

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24:39 - 24:43

25:45 - 25:48

27:45 - 27:46

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David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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I feel like we ended up back at square one.

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I needed to see what everyone else was seeing.

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Getting worked up is only gettin' ya hurt. And you hurtin’ hurts the rest of us.

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Our imaginations are worse than the truth.

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8:04 - 8:10

12:14 - 12:26

24:14 - 24:16

24:56 - 24:59

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Real products and services for your real life.

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You never stop by to see how we're doing.

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Even a cowboy misses sometimes.

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We are making good on our deal, but it will take time.

[Warning: this episode contains depictions of dismemberment. Listener discretion is advised.]

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If you're listening to this on the day that it comes out (September 2nd), then that means that it's Bandcamp Friday. If you don't already know, Bandcamp Friday is an event where Bandcamp waives its revenue share for 24 hours, which means that if you buy a WOE.BEGONE album I will receive all of the proceeds. And so, to celebrate, I am putting a new WOE.BEGONE album up on the bandcamp: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com

The album is called "I Have Been To The Future" and it is a collection of every song with vocals that has appeared in WOE.BEGONE. This includes songs that had vocals in the episodes like "Cenotaph" and "Wilderness," as well as songs that had vocals added for the soundtracks albums like "Hunter The Bear" or "Can I Stay Here Awhile?"... and 6 bonus tracks because I couldn't help myself.

The resulting album is 40 tracks long and clocks in at just under 3 and a half hours. "I Have Been To The Future" will cost $10 and be available at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com, as well as being free for $5 and up patrons (patreon.com/woe_begone). The album will be up on streaming services eventually, but not yet.

So, enjoy "I Have Been To The Future" and happy Bandcamp Friday.

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Being the only mom and pop time travel shop comes with its drawbacks.

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Nobody pulls the wool over the eyes of Sylvester August Baxter.

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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The season 7 finale of WOE.BEGONE, available September 21st. Starring Harlan Guthrie, David Ault, Jamie Petronis, and Jeremy Enfinger.

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We're bringin' ya home, Big Bear. Initiating transport in 3... 2... 1...

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMPS:

1:49

1:53

3:00

8:13-8:19

30:45 - 30:52

35:33 - 35:47

38:28 - 38:34

41:42 - 41:28

Season 8 of WOE.BEGONE begins in two weeks.

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David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Jamie Petronis as Matt

Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

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Season 8 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week.

LYRICS:

This is my first night

moonlighting as a walking stick

so forgive me if I start to break

in the moments you are frail

I will try my best to be

more than just a mirror

Trying as I might

having other goals

splitting up my time

apologies if I

wasn’t meant to bear

weight as great as this

for very long

I was not enough

to stop our bulky baskets

from falling in the river

I was not enough

to stop out lazy futures

from ticking away

inside our heads

modicum of salt

spread on the ground

thought that you would flinch

but you didn’t

terror in the eyes

terra firma now

I think that I’m why

the plants aren’t growing

and I wasn’t holding onto hope for nothing

but I wasn’t holding on with both my hands

because I needed one to steady up my body

battled-hardened for a battle I won’t win

until I sink into the permafrost again

I was not enough

to salvage every vessel

with rations meant to fill us up

I was not enough

to demand a permanent end

to the breeze that threw us off  

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On the Eve of Halloween, 14 storytellers make their way to the Darklight Carnival and share horrific tales of mystery and murder… but not all is as it seems.

This October 30th, the feed you’re listening to now, along with all other participating shows, will post two episodes simultaneously for Nine II Midnight. One episode will feature tales that are baked in reality with terrors that may be a part of our waking life. The other episode will share the horror of the most esoteric and spiritual side of the dark and terrifying.

NINE II MIDNIGHT is another collaborative storytelling event, and sequel to last year’s episode. Both episodes are comprised of stories written and produced by the Nine II Midnight participants:

Hell Gate City

Malevolent

Nowhere, On Air

Out of the Ashes

Parkdale Haunt

The Cellar Letters

The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio

The Night Post

The Storage Papers

The Town Whispers

Wake Of Corrosion

WOE.BEGONE

On October 30th, you get to choose which stories you want to enjoy first, then, make sure to listen to the other for the complete tale.

See you then.

The Prologue was written, produced & edited by Harlan Guthrie

Guest starring Alexander Newall

Series Art by Nathan Lunsford

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Content Warnings: Descriptions of Violent Death

Starring:

Harlan Guthrie

Rat Grimes

Jeremy Enfinger

Nathan Lunsford

Rae Lundberg

Jess Syratt

Shaun Pellington

Kevin Berrey

Dylan Griggs

Vincent C. Davis

Alex Nursall

Emily Kellogg

Jamie Petronis

Cole Weavers

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Are you ready to come back?

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What are you getting up to, exactly?

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Hey guys. The Diary Of Aliza Schultz has joined the Rusty Quill Network! If you aren't familiar, the Rusty Quill Network is why that guy says "Rusty Quill Presents..." at the beginning of every episode of WOE.BEGONE.  In addition to that cool intro, the Rusty Quill Network provides me with opportunities to reach new audiences and expand the show in new and interesting ways. Speaking of: season 2 is already underway and I am excited about the directions it is going in. Expect more of that soon.

If you haven’t listened to The Diary Of Aliza Schultz yet, now is a great time to start. The whole first season plus 2 episodes of the second season are available wherever you listen to podcasts. And, as of today, the 2022 Aliza Schultz Halloween special is available in both the WOE.BEGONE and Aliza Schultz feeds. It's called "A Single Night In Wolford" and it's a standalone story, so you don't have to listen to the rest of The Diary Of Aliza Schultz to understand it. 

To reiterate, The Diary Of Aliza Schultz is on its own RSS feed, so seek it out wherever you listen to podcasts. And, as with WOE.BEGONE, nothing is going to change about the show other than my ability to make it better. I am still fully independent in my creative vision. With that being said, enjoy The Diary Of Aliza Schultz and the new Halloween special. 

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How many years until you and he…?

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence and death. Listener discretion is advised.]

LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMP:

17:35 - 17:42

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What if it isn't simple?

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It seems like the terrors of the real world are most appealing to you and for good reason... 

On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak inside the abandoned Darklight Carnival grounds to share a chilling batch of stories in two varieties. This year they split up to uncover the fears that lurk within and horrors that walk among us.

One group will head to the Ferris Wheel to tell tales of real-world terror. The other will venture into the Funhouse to spin yarns of the frightening spirit world. Which path will you embark on first?

Nine II Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between 12 podcasts:

Hell Gate City

Malevolent

Nowhere, On Air

Out of the Ashes

Parkdale Haunt

The Cellar Letters

The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio

The Night Post

The Storage Papers

The Town Whispers

Wake of Corrosion

WOE.BEGONE

CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS

CW: General horror, swearing throughout

Produced by Harlan Guthrie

Master edit by Harlan Guthrie

'Nine II Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.

Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Kevin Berrey, Shaun Pellington, Rae Lundberg, Vincent C. Davis, Jess Syratt, Alex Nursall, Rat Grimes, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, and Jamie Petronis.

Pick a path on October 30th at midnight, and keep your wits about you.

9️⃣🔪🔪🕛

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CREDITS: 

MALEVOLENT

“Scratching” was written, directed, performed, and edited by Harlan Guthrie. 

CW: insects, gore

Malevolent

Website: www.malevolent.ca

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THE CELLAR LETTERS

“Get Up” was written, edited, and performed by Jamie Petronis, and features Brandon Jones as the Newscaster

CW: general horror, mouth noises, licking sounds

Website: www.thecellarletters.com

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WAKE OF CORROSION

“The Quiet Corridor” was written, performed, edited and mixed by Shaun Pellington.

CW: sounds of bone crunching/cracking, mild terror, explicit language

Website: wakeofcorrosion.com

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THE DEAD LETTER OFFICE OF SOMEWHERE, OHIO

“Voices in the Vents” was written, performed, and scored by Rat Grimes (they/them).

CWs: fire, home invasion

Website: www.somewhereohio.com

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THE TOWN WHISPERS

“Bella” was written, Directed, Editing by Cole Weavers

CW: body horror, sleepwalking, nightmares, evil pets

Website: www.thetownwhispers.com

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PARKDALE HAUNT

“Who Goes?” was written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg, with engineering and sound design by Alex Nursall.

Performed by Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, and Harlan Guthrie.

CW: ghosts/hauntings, home invasion

Website: www.parkdalehaunt.com

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It seems like the horrors of our dreams are most frightening to you... 

On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak inside the abandoned Darklight Carnival grounds to share a chilling batch of stories in two varieties. This year they split up to uncover the fears that lurk within and horrors that walk among us.

One group will head to the Ferris Wheel to tell tales of real-world terror. The other will venture into the Funhouse to spin yarns of the frightening spirit world. Which path will you embark on first?

Nine II Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between 12 podcasts:

Hell Gate City

Malevolent

Nowhere, On Air

Out of the Ashes

Parkdale Haunt

The Cellar Letters

The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio

The Night Post

The Storage Papers

The Town Whispers

Wake of Corrosion

WOE.BEGONE

CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS

CW: General horror, swearing throughout

Produced by Harlan Guthrie

Master edit by Harlan Guthrie

'Nine II Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.

Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Kevin Berrey, Shaun Pellington, Rae Lundberg, Vincent C. Davis, Jess Syratt, Alex Nursall, Rat Grimes, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, and Jamie Petronis.

Pick a path on October 30th at midnight, and keep your wits about you.

9️⃣🔪🔪🕛

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CREDITS: 

WOE.BEGONE

"The Almanac Building" was written, directed, performed, and scored by Dylan Griggs. 

CW: gore, animal death

Website: www.woebegonepod.com 

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OUT OF THE ASHES

“Train Ride” was written, directed, and performed by Vincent Comegys-Davis.

CW: hospitals/medical issues, death, blood, gore

Website: www.outoftheashespodcast.com

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THE NIGHT POST

"Dead Space" was written, performed, and produced by Rae Lundberg

CW: animal peril, drowning

Website: nightpostpod.com 

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NOWHERE, ON AIR

“A Dream” was written, performed, and edited by Jesse Syratt (credits for SFX available in the transcript)

CW: brief graphic description of body horror and sounds.

Website: https://nowhereonair.carrd.co

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HELL GATE CITY

“Shadow of the Eliminator” was written, performed, and produced by Kevin Berrey, with music by Cheska Navarro.

CW: hallucinations/visions, bodily fluids

Website: www.hellgatecity.com

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THE STORAGE PAPERS

“Silly Billy” was written, edited, and mixed by Nathan Lunsford.

Performed by Jeremy Enfinger (as Jeremy) and Nathan Lunsford (as Billy).

Music credits available in the transcript.

CW: profanity, child injury, brief gore (SFX)

Website: www.thestoragepapers.com

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What did you do to me?

[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of medical distress and experimentation. Listener discretion is advised. It also contains some loud noises, the timestamps for which will be in the description.]

LOUD NOISE WARNING: 19:20 - 19:50

CREDITS:

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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No, really, who are you?

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Season 8 continues next week.

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Lyrics:

Lately I’ve

been dreaming my

tongue was swollen,

bitten, eaten out,

oh, but they were kind,

they left me with my

eyes, soft and closed

and moving,

generating movies,

a shame to go to waste

if there’s nothing I can say.

If you’d like to be replaced,

we can replace you.

I was holding out,

you were managing your doubt

so well until now,

so well until now,

but I was holding out,

you were managing your doubt

so well until now,

oh, well until later,

but I won’t control my fast cascading temper

forever.

Were the trees shivering?

Or are you hiding in them?

Makeshift shelter

for inclement weather,

an eye in the sky over my head,

or are you leaving me for dead?

Frost forming out here

while I search,

light pouring in the corners

illuminates my breath,

dissolves every circumstance.

If you’d like to be replaced,

you could’ve fooled me.

I was holding out,

shelter held under the clouds

so well until now,

so well until now,

I was holding out,

shelter held under clouds

so well until now,

oh well, rebuild later,

but I can’t control how fast they fell the timber

forever.

Call off the dogs,

call off the knocks,

I know you sent them,

I could use a little privacy,

call off the ambulance,

call off the avalanche,

you know I give into my paranoia easily.

Where are you going?

I know it’s you at my door

and I know what you want.

I was holding out,

checking locks and standing ground,

so well until now,

so well until now,

I was holding out,

so well until now,

checking locks and standing ground,

oh well, you’ll find me later,

but I can’t control my finger on the button

forever.

Call off the dogs,

call off the knocks,

call off the search for answers,

call off the graceless fruitless chase,

call off the dogs.

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I don’t have much of a choice but to cooperate, do I?

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Ed Man? M-Dawg?

LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMP:

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Jamie Petronis as Matt

Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL KICKSTARTER

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Is this an emergency or not?

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a beattape for you to put on in the background while youre enjoying the holidays

available on bandcamp as a free download, available on streaming services soon

1. waking up earlier every day

2. how to play woe.begone online for free

3. where my thoughts escaping

4. hoping i was all alone

5. possum

6. kristin in black sharpie

7. tell the resting lion to roll over

8. "drive careful" as your mother would say

9. the american bison

10. and full of sleep and full of sleep and full of sleep

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...Did I say something wrong?

[Warning: This episode contains a description of death. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS

Ben Rowe as Felix

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This is one of those fights where everyone ends up closer together at the end, right?

[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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What if he does know something important? What if I do?

[Warning: This episode contains violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS:

Michelle Kan as Marissa

Kevin Berrey as Ryan

Ben Rowe as Felix

Cole Weavers as Cole

Jamie Petronis as Matt

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter

Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL

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Season 9 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week. May I interest you in some products and services while we wait?

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[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

The local park is about to be developed and when Michael accidentally chains himself to a tree with his bike; he is mistaken for an activist and asked to run for city council. However, MW struggles to understand the concept of each person's opinion counting, believing there to be a right and a wrong party to vote for, and that Michael is standing for the wrong party. Meanwhile, an underhanded opposition leader (Marissa Ng) hires Officer Charlie to dig up dirt on Michael, hoping to damage his campaign and stop him from winning.

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Marissa's trip to the laundromat to clean her dirty clothes turns into a surreal misadventure involving embarrassing encounters with Michael The Cowboy and a trip inside a dryer to get her lucky shirt back from The Flinchites, a band of missing socks who destroy laundry.

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Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

Taylor Michaels as Interrupting Bar Patron

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Taylor Michaels

David Ault

Moss

Arson

Ayne

Elias

Ceci

Quinn Valentine

Niki The Unicorn

Pupperoo

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Anne dares Mikey and Edgar to pluck Michael's new golden nose hair, which has a life of its own - and ends up getting Sly punished if the three don't say anything.

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In honor of the upcoming 100th episode of WOE.BEGONE, I recorded a reading of January's postcard story: the story of The Mikes & The Crows. Enjoy.

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Mike and Michael work in Boris's cereal factory licking the boxes shut, but when Michael gets promoted to a prize stuffer, he lets the power go to his head.

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I will be streaming for 24 hours, starting today (2/3) at 7pm Eastern/6pm Central to celebrate 100 episodes of the show. There will be games, festivities and donation goals and a fun time will surely be had by all. Come pop by my twitch stream at http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod and say howdy if that sounds like a fun time for you.

Thank you for listening and hopefully see you there!

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[Warning: this episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

Using his astral projection ability, Mike discovers that the Watermelon Mikes have formed their own civilization in the Flinchite Compound. However, when he sees CANNONBALL on the island as well, the Base heads into action to fight CANNONBALL, with the Watermelon Mikes helping them.

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The Base travels to Las Vegas, where Chance and Shadow show a rabbit at a competition, Mikey is convinced he has had a prophetic dream about winning at a slot machine, and Marissa goes backstage with her favorite singer Texas Michael. Meanwhile, MW begins getting overwhelmed with the workload at the ranch, capping off by falling into and being trapped with Sly in a well he was supposed to have fixed.

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David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Ben Rowe as Felix

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LYRICS:

You would always search for being loved

I wondered what that was about

If you could keep your distance from me

I think that that’s what I would do

If I were you which clearly I am not

If I were you which clearly I am not

I’d keep my distance from me

We can reverse our previous history

You know

You have such a penchant for leaving out

All the details of the war

And I could be kinder to you

If I thought that’s what you deserved

If I were you I would be ready with the sword

If I were you which clearly I am not

I’d keep my distance from me

Don’t you know that this is scrawled in our histories?

I was found hiding out in

Hallowed ground you shoulda left me there

Had I known you were sacred

I would not

Let you be tainted

You would never overlook the message

In the bottle on the shore

I suspect there’s something in there

That I don’t want you to read

If I were you I would be careful with the words

If I were you which clearly I am not

I’d keep my distance from me

The knowledge comes with volatility

You know

You can play the medic and tend to my wounds

We’ll let the fever pass

And I can ball my love into a fist and see if that hurts more

If I were you I think I’d learn to throw a punch

If I were you which clearly I am not

I’d keep my distance from me

Though I could use the company

I was found hiding out in

Hallowed ground you shoulda left me there

Had I known you were sacred

I would not

Let you be tainted

I get carried away by the thought of old age

Wondering if I’d trade wisdom for a handful of days

If I get elevated further than I deserve to be raised

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I’m dragging you with me, you can stand in my place

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Mike hires Hunter Hartley for a job and his first task is to transport a Rectangular Businessman to an important meeting; Hunter fails his assignment.

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Too many fish in the sea? Not with a giant squid and octopus eating everything in sight. And when Chance helps some local fishermen fight the source of their seafood shortage, he finds he’s in way over his head. For starters, Michael is terrified of octopus and squid. Then Cole gets wind of these fears and he decides to go fishing... for Chance! Will Michael overcome his irrational phobias? Or will they both wind up as Cole’s catch of the day?

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Aliens accidentally kidnap Edgar while looking for their third duck brother. Mike discovers a box belonging to the August's dead brother, and Matt hires a medium to settle the differences between him and his brother's spirit.

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Craving attention while staying over at August's ranch for the weekend, Mikey feigns a broken leg. His ruse works perfectly when Sly and Michael are at his beck and call... until he is taken to the doctors for an x-ray.

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Ben Rowe as Felix

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The Base lose their treehouse defences and become open to an attack from Hunter Hartley. The gang become vulnerable to a villain who forces cowboys to clean their teeth.

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David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Aleksandr Batenko as Boris

Taylor Michaels as Chance

William A. Wellman as Shadow

Lucille Valentine as Anne

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Season 10 begins in 2 weeks. Thanks for playing.

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Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter

Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng

David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Aleksandr Batenko as Boris

Taylor Michaels as Chance

William A. Wellman as Shadow

Lucille Valentine as Anne

Kevin Berry as Ryan

Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL

Ben Rowe as Felix

Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley

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Happy Easter Wednesday!

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David Ault as Ty Betteridge

Ben Rowe as Felix

Written by David Ault and Ben Rowe

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Stay safe.

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me me stinky boi

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Like… sudoku but if you solve it wrong then everyone dies.

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All that matters in the end is who's holding the gun.

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I kill insects every now and then... but only if they're in the bathroom.

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All of us have made terrible mistakes at this point.

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Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

Steve Anzalone as Eagle

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Season 10 of WOE.BEGONE continues next week.

LYRICS:

Naïve soul

You fell for it

I was worrying that

You would take

Me seriously

I’ll have to invent

An alibi.

What did it find in you?

What did it find in you

That I couldn’t find in you?

What did it find in you?

C’mon, tell me.

What did it find in you?

What did it find in you?

Why was it trying to find you?

Did it confide in you?

C’mon, tell me.

Mythical beast

Found in the waterways

Clogging your arteries

You’re a machine to it

There was a time that

I thought that I could trust you

But now I see it ripple through your ribcage.

What did it find in you?

What did it find in you

That I couldn’t find in you?

What did it find in you?

C’mon, tell me.

What did it find in you?

What did it find in you?

Why was it trying to find you?

Did it confide in you?

C’mon, tell me.

Delicate thing

In this blistering heat

You’ll burn up.

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird,

I created this sound and you were innocent,

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird

Don’t hold me so delicately in your hands.

You showed up to be a conduit

I can tell you are aware of it

They’ve been praying to you

About praying to you

I’ll admit that I’ve grown fond of it

It’s not without it benefits

I have been praying to you

I have been praying for you

Don’t let it get to your head

if it hasn’t already yet

I don’t think that you can stand much more

Praise for things you’re just a vessel for.

Because stronger men than me

Have done the very thing

You’re doing now

And it was hard when we found out.

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird,

I created this sound and you were innocent,

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird

Don’t hold me so delicately in your hands.

Lost and found

And duty bound

What did you find

When you went digging?

(The outline of a memory

A song to sing, an elegy

A palm to hold against my chest

The whole world’s over, what is left?

The outline of a memory

A figment of some dignity

A finger tracing distant tracks

I felt the world end, what is left?

That’s what I found when I went digging.)

There’s a mouth of a cave

That you showed me

Where they surrounded and

Then renamed you

There’s a place in

The back of your throat

That resonates now

I remember

It didn’t used to.

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird,

I created this sound and you were innocent,

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird

Don’t hold me so delicately in your hands.

Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird.

(The outline of a memory

A song to sing, an elegy

A palm to hold against my chest

The whole world’s over, what is left?

That’s what I found when I went digging)

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I had been smiled at in confusing contexts more times in those two weeks than I had in the rest of my life combined.

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See y'all at the barbeque.

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The Sleep/Wake Cycle series premiere finds exopsychotics investigator Isaiah Stroud with a new government assignment — assessing the state of the US in the wake of the Great Darkness of 1999.

From the creators of the Maeltopia podcast.

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Credits:

Written by Mark Anzalone

Edited by Walker Kornfeld

Sound mastering by Steven J. Anzalone

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Isaiah Stroud voiced by Mark Anzalone

Handler voiced by Mark Anzalone

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Sleep Wake Cycle Theme by Shawn Zeller

Outro music by Steven Anzalone

Music by Michael Vignola, Shahead Mostafafar, Emilio Merone, Oliver Michael, and Steven Anzalone

Sound effects are licensed from third party providers including Envato, Epidemic Sound, and Artlist

Disclaimer:

This show is written in a first-hand, first-person format from uncertain and inconsistent narrators. This show explores specific mental health conditions. Whilst there is consistent use of derogatory terms for those with specific conditions or neurodivergence including lunatic, maniac, crazy, psychosis etc., this show is written and produced by a team that live with some of the specific illnesses featured within, including Tourette’s syndrome, schizoaffective disorder, insomnia, obsessive compulsive disorder, hallucinations, delusions, anxiety and depressive conditions, among others. Our team also features an academic background in neurology and psychology that has been drawn on to aim for sensitivity and accuracy. The intent of the language and experiences within the Sleep/Wake Cycle, and the extended works of Maeltopia, are designed to explore these conditions and their related isolation and degradation as experienced first hand. The world of Maeltopia is one where the mentally unwell are the majority. Yet there are still outliers who are hunted out. 

Content warnings: 

Murderers 

Audio Hallucinations 

Visual Hallucinations 

Fear of the Dark 

Menacing Agencies

Derogatory terms for Mental Illness

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