Two Humerus Nurses Podcast (Kelly & Alisha)

2024 Women's Health Week LIVE. 

On 6th September 2024 Kelly & Alisha were live from the Kyabram Plaza Theatre for Women's Health Week. They brought the local community of women (and a couple of brave men) together with their usual humour, some fun facts and a couple of wonderful, interesting guests! 

Thanks to the EmpowHER - Connecting Women committee for hosting such a wonderful event for our local community! 

Check out Monique's business @gv_body_rejuvenation for more information

For easy to find health information on all things women's health we suggest you check out Jean Hailes for Women's Health 

Of course you can always email us at hello@twohumerusnurses.com or find us on Instagram  @twohumerusnursespodcast 

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Find yourself a comfy spot, grab a cuppa or a wine and come join your favourite nurses for a debrief!

Lockdown is back and so is Alisha!!

We jumped on zoom and had a chat about all things lockdown 4.0, baby raising, and Alisha gives her thoughts on the latest mental health episode. 

It was fun having the gang back together!

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: humerusnurses@gmail.com

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - www.silvermansound.com

This week we have out very first doctor on the pod!! Dr Sarah Gray is unlike the usual stereotypical orthopaedic surgeon! She is bright, colourful, heavily tattooed and truly an inspirational boss!

We discuss her pathway from dental assistance to Orthopaedic Registrar. We also cover breaking the bias when it comes to working in a male dominated industry, and dealing with people's perceptions of professionalism in healthcare!

Dr Sarah's Instagram: @rosesarered_23

Our Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Two Humerus Nurses Website: Click Here

Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com

Shout us a coffee: www.buymeacoffee.com/humerusnurses 

Episode Sponsor:

BetterHelp has customized online therapy that offers video, phone and live chat sessions with your therapist - so you don’t have to see anyone on camera if you don’t want to.

As busy nurses, you can use BetterHelp at a time that suits you, in a format that works for you and that fits in with your schedule.

To get 10% off your first month Click Here

BetterHelp link: betterhelp.com/2HN

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

A fetish for feet? Or not? This week Kelly & Alisha get ankles-deep in feet!! from common foot problems to feet-sniffing predators, girls making millions selling foot content and DIY Zadek's procedures! 

Leave us a review with your toes! Email us your foot stories, but do not send us unsolicited feet pics! Love them or hate them we all need our feet! 

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com 

Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn 

This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses

Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you’ve just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices.

eNurse is Australia’s leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need.

Shop the amazing eNurse footwear range HERE. Skechers, Nurse Mates and New Balance. You will find comfortable, slip resistant, and stylish footwear to meet all your nursing needs! Your tired, over worked feet deserve the best!!

Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off! 

All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com

Kelly & Alisha sit down with Nurse Sibs. Business owner, personal development coach, Clinical Nurse Specialist, podcast host and creator of amazing nursing events, Nurse Sibs has all titles, but at the core of it all is her love of cardiac nursing and hearts! 

We discuss her nursing journey, her love of ECG education, and The Victorian Nurses Luncheon. We start the episode laughing our hearts out, and the lol's just kept on coming!

Nurse Sibs Instagram: @nursesibs

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com 

Episode sponsor:

Safestyle Glasses - From the worksite to the weekend!

Safestyle safety glasses are practical and stylish! Check out the new Torts range dropping November 24th! These make great Secret Santa gifts for your nursing mates! Click the link below!

Use code 'HUMERUS10' -  Click here

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com

This week we are getting to know a little bit more about Alisha! Come and hear about her obsession with the human body, how excited she is to meet her baby, her guru for happiness and which leading lady she would like to be! 

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: humerusnurses@gmail.com

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - www.silvermansound.com

It's debrief timeeeeee! 

Kelly & Jess sit down and shoot the sh!t about life! We learn all about Jess's crazy stage mum life, its exhausting but her kids are incredible! We hear about Kelly's trips to Melbourne with her bestie, whether her Christmas trees are up yet and her new job!

And you guys, Jess is a runner now! We hear about her running adventure to get to 5kms! 

So pull up a comfy spot and join your two favourite nurses to hear about all their life updates!

Buy Jess a coffee! Buy Me A Coffee

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Grab yourself a cuppa or a cheeky Sunday afternoon bevvy , find a comfy spot and have a chat with your two favourite nurses, Kelly & Alisha!

This debrief we chat about earthquakes, tattoos, our new merchandise and have a giggle or two along the way! 

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: humerusnurses@gmail.com

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com

This week Kelly & Alisha have a looooong chat about everything! They discuss more COVID isolation, importance of the practice of self care, body issues women face and have a deep chat! 

They also announce their first sponsorship with SafeStyle safety glasses! They are comfortable and stylish protective eyewear that meet all AU/NZ/USA safety standards making them perfect for work! 

You can use our code 'HUMERUS10' for 10% of your purchase! Use this link HERE to get your new glasses! 

Don't forget to tag us in your stories with the glasses! 

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: humerusnurses@gmail.com

SafeStyle Protective Eyewear: https://safestyle.com.au/?ref=HUMERUS10

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - www.silvermansound.com

Apparently, you all wanted to hear more about us this year and we do aim to please! So we are starting season two with Kelly answering some of the questions that you guys sent in for her! 

Get an insight into Kelly's career so far, what she might do if it wasn't illegal, and who stood her up on the week of her wedding!! 

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: humerusnurses@gmail.com

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - www.silvermansound.com 

2020: International Year of the Nurse & Midwife! 

Kelly & Alisha chat about the year that celebrates nursing! Including how nurses don't like the hero status, how nurses are undervalued and under utilized, COVID, toilet paper shortages & free coffee! 

Send us an email: humerusnurses@gmail.com

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Show links:

The Alfred Hospital hand hygiene dance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6z5-RikOsg

The Sunshine Hospital dance for International Year of the Nurse:

https://www.facebook.com/3awNeilMitchell/videos/melbourne-nurses-dance-for-international-nurses-day/274655227259011/

Best toilet paper! Who Gives a Crap: https://au.whogivesacrap.org/

Music: Switch Me ON by Shane Ivers - www.silvermansound.com 

This week Kelly & Alisha sit down and talk about their careers; the regrets, the highs and their dreams! 

It's a classic Two Humerus Nurses episode with candid chat, funny side quests and loads of laughter! 

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com 

Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn 

This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses

Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you’ve just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices.

eNurse is Australia’s leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need.

Shop the amazing Elitecare Scrub range HERE. They are lightweight, cotton blend which is cooling to wear, they are size inclusive and come in a huge range of styles and colours! They are also very affordable! 

Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off! 

All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly and Alisha sit down for a chat with Rory from Aussie Nurse Educator. He is a water loving, life saving, gyrocopter flying, entrepreneur, blogger, & nurse with a passion for education and tech! 

We chat about his journey to nursing! Then we talk through his 10 top strategies & tips for effective time management! Which you know, Kelly & Alisha love! We had such fun chatting with Rory! 

Don't forget to wear your fun socks on Fridays and tag @aussienurseeducator and your two favourite nurses on Instagram! We would love to see what have got to jazz up your feet to have a fun Friday!

Check out Rory's 'Aussie Nurse Educator' website here

Time Management blog post here

Purchase Rory's time planner resource here

Aussie Nurse Educator Instagram @aussienurseeducator

Life Saving Education Instagram @lifesavingeducation

Two Humerus Nurses Instagram @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: humerusnurses@gmail.com

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - www.silvermansound.com

Georgie spoke at the Victorian Nurse's Luncheon earlier in 2022 about how nurses can better utilise language at work, and we knew we had to have her on to discuss this further! 

We picked her brilliant brain and the results are both insightful and hilarious! Georgie talks us through navigating difficult conversations, handling tricky interactions, and real-life-human-experiments! 

We hope you enjoyed this as much as we did!! 

Georgie's Instagram: @georgiemankey

By The Debrief Instagram: @thedbrf

Two Humerus Nurses Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com

Would you like to show us some support? Buy us a virtual coffee! Click here to buy us a coffee!

Episode Sponsors:

BetterHelp has customized online therapy that offers video, phone and live chat sessions with your therapist - so you don’t have to see anyone on camera if you don’t want to.

As busy nurses, you can use BetterHelp at a time that suits you, in a format that works for you and that fits in with your schedule.

To get 10% off your first month Click Here

BetterHelp link: betterhelp.com/2HN

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Welcome to 2022!! 

Kelly & Alisha catch up on what's been happening since we saw each other last! We talk about almost everything! We cover out goals for the year, maybe more babies, mum issues, new job roles, briefly chat about covid and really we are just still the same old Kelly & Alisha having a chat!

We hope you have all had a great festive season and are feeling good about 2022! 

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: humerusnurses@gmail.com

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com

Well you asked for it, so naturally Kelly & Alisha delivered! This completely ridiculous episode is full of never-have-I-ever nursing scenarios! There are plenty of stories that will have you literally laughing out loud!!

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com

website: https://twohumerusnursespodcast.godaddysites.com/ 

Would you like to show us some support? Shout us a virtual coffee! Leave your Instagram handle so we can thank you! www.buymeacoffee.com/humerusnurses 

Episode Sponsor: 

eNurse - Love Our Nurses!

Calling all nurses and medical professionals - you've just found your new favourite place! Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices!

eNurse is Australia's leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse could need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets, to handheld study guides and nursing equipment. They truly are a one-stop shop for everything you need! 

Click here to see the fun 'coffee prescription' travel mug! Have your daily dose in style! 350ml capacity, Double Wall, Stainless Steel, Clear Plastic Lid, Fun Coffee “Prescription” print, in either black or white!

Don't forget to use our code 'HUMERUSNURSES' for 10% off your next purchase! 

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com

Kelly and Alisha chat about those 'Oh Shit' moments in the operating theatre. They discuss some stories from their own experiences and some truly cringe-worthy ones from the internet! 

If you want to scrub in with us, join the team time out and have a listen! 

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: humerusnurses@gmail.com

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com

Grab a cuppa or espresso martini (no one is judging), find a comfy spot and have a giggle with your two favourite nurses!

Kelly & Alisha catch up over zoom and talk about everything from posting toilet paper wrappers, gift buying, Dr Death and we check in with each other! 

Hope you are all doing well out there! 

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: humerusnurses@gmail.com

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com

Well 2023 is almost over! We made it y'all!

Just before Christmas Kelly, Alisha and Jess got together to discuss the year that was! They hadn't caught up in awhile so it was a hot mess! 

They chat about the podcast statistics and then its all down hill from there! From Kelly's living funeral which had them in stitches, to Alisha's ADHD brain fogs and Jess's big year of running and dance comps, they discuss it all! 

Come join us for the final episode of 2023!

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com 

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Nurses Who Kill is back for 2024! 

We have both chosen a couple of very recent killers! One is a nurse who had to be full time carer at home - so was it mercy or desperation? The other seemed to enjoy the thrill, and went on a very prolific killing spree at many nursing facilities in her short career! 

Both cases go to trial in April & May 2024 so we will give an update once they have been to court! 

We also, in true 2HN style, ramble on and on with some stories that have nothing to do with NWK! 

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Facebook group: Two Humerus Nurses Private Facebook Group

Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly & Alisha have a socially distanced zoom chat with a couple of their listeners, Kylie and Merindah.

Kylie is a shift-working paediatric and ED Nurse, mama of 4 girls, runner, sun-lover, sometime blogger, and Masters Adv Nursing Practice student, married to THE one. Juggling all the things. 

Merindah is a first year nursing student from NSW. She decided to pursue a career change after being a surrogate for her friends during the first lockdown. Merindah is a wife, mother of three small kids, working and studying via zoom during this second lockdown.

They discuss everything from lockdown to RuPaul’s Drag Race!! 

Grab a cuppa or something stronger and have a laugh with your two favorite nurses! 

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: humerusnurses@gmail.com

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.Silverman sound.com

Kelly & Alisha dive head first into the neuroses of the nursing student! We do our best to answer some curly questions and attempt to alleviate your wildest anxieties! Of course there are a few stories thrown in for good measure!

Thanks to all our nursing student followers who gave us some very insightful feedback!

@morganstrobel

@nearlynursemolly

@nursingwithbec

@nurse_mil

Email: humerusnurses@gmail.com

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Music: Switch Me ON by Shane Ivers - www.silvermansound.com

Debrief time!! Kelly & Alisha sit down and reflect on August! They have both had weekends away that included airplane flights! Alisha is falling apart and Kelly narrowly avoid breaking down! 

Your two favourite nurses will be taking a break for a month and will be back in October! 

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com 

Want to get yourself some fancy, yet durable PPE? CLICK HERE to receive 10% off your next SafeStyle protective eyewear order! Or use code HUMERUS10 at checkout! 

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly & Alisha have been dying to cover this episode! Bedside Nursing gets a a bad wrap so the girls set the record straight! After all its where many of us start our careers, and where the majority of us choose to stay. 

They get right to the core of why, after 20 & 10 years on we still choose to work bedside, despite the pressures of the last two years with the pandemic!

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com

website: https://twohumerusnursespodcast.godaddysites.com/ 

Would you like to show us some support? Shout us a virtual coffee! Leave your Instagram handle so we can thank you! www.buymeacoffee.com/humerusnurses 

Episode Sponsor: 

eNurse - Love Our Nurses!

Calling all nurses and medical professionals - you've just found your new favourite place! Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices!

eNurse is Australia's leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse could need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets, to handheld study guides and nursing equipment. They truly are a one-stop shop for everything you need!  

Click here to see the fun, colourful, and affordable range of accessories at eNurse! You can find stethoscopes, scissors, pens, badge reels and so many other things you never knew you needed!!

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com

Kelly & Alisha sit down and chat about the second year of Two Humerus Nurses! They talk about their favourite episodes, moments, guests and share some messages from a few friends of the podcast who have had an impact on both of them and also the podcast! 

Big shout out to those who continue to support us with sponsorships or gifted us with fun things! 

• eNurse Australia
• Nursely
• Skrubbers
• The Sleep Movement

Thanks to all listeners who have supported us by shouting us a coffee! Your support honestly is super appreciated and it has helped us to grow! Buy us a coffee here!

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Grab a cuppa, or a margarita and find yourself a comfy spot to listen to your two favourite nurses catch up on life! Kelly has done some dumb sh!t and got a silly tattoo, some lip filler and could probably use some therapy instead! Alisha is frustrated by technology, exhausted from her child who is not sleeping and wondering what other podcasts she can host!

As always a little bit of everything for you!

Want to buy us a coffee? Click Here!

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com

Welcome back to Part 2 of Devastating Diagnosis with Brad & Holley Jones! 

We learn about Brad's second diagnosis, Chronic Myeloid Leukaemia. We learn how this cancer diagnosis rocked both their worlds in a way they weren't expecting. 

Brad has worked with many medical doctors as part of their exam process and will happily do whatever it takes to raise awareness for his condition. He hopes that raising awareness and fundraising will bring a cure or a medication which might make a difference for his boys future. 

Brad is also a huge advocate for vEDS and he is the Australian Ambassador for Annabelle's Challenge, which is the leading charity for vEDS in the UK.  

Brad & Holley Jones are the most incredible young couple who face every life challenge with positivity, enthusiasm and a just get on with it attitude. They are fierce advocates for their boys and they really are a great example of living in the moment!

Brads Instagram: @veds_zebra

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com

Annabelle's Challenge Instagram: @annabelleschallenge

Annabelle’s Challenge website: https://www.annabelleschallenge.org/ 

This episode is sponsored by Biz Care Apparel. They want you to Start A Conversation about being breast aware! So, how can you 'Start the Conversation?'  🩷 Acknowledge the stigmas around breast health 🩷 Master the self-breast exam technique 🩷 Book your mammograms with a close friend (a screening mammogram is recommended for all women aged 50 to 74!) 🩷 Send this post to your loved ones as a reminder to get their breasts checked!

Biz Care have partnered with National Breast Cancer Foundation and have released a range of pink products that will be sold via Biz Care stockists, with a portion of sales going directly to the foundation. Go Pink with Biz Care to start a conversation today!

Also head to the Biz Care Instagram page for more information! @bizcareapparel

The breast things in life are worth getting checked! 

All music in this episode can be found at www.silvermansound.com All created by Shane Ivers

Kelly & Alisha have a long chat about almost everything!

They chat about  their education dreams, parenting styles, Alisha worries she might have to go back to work too soon and where Kelly wants to holiday in 2025!! 

So grab a Sunday bevvie, pull up a very comfy spot and relax with your two favourite nurses!

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - www.silvermansound.com

Kelly & Alisha delve into the weird and wonderful of the medical world! From eating strange things, to living in a magic mirror, your brain giving you something exciting to look at or a congested vagina - we have covered it all!

Ever found a toothpick in someone's liver? We want to hear your weird stories! 

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com 

Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn 

This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses

Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you’ve just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices.

eNurse is Australia’s leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need.

Shop the amazing Elitecare Scrub range HERE. They are lightweight, cotton blend which is cooling to wear, they are size inclusive and come in a huge range of styles and colours! They are also very affordable! 

Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off! 

All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com 

Welcome back to season 3 of Two Humerus Nurses! This week Kelly & Alisha have a Q & A style episode for the new grads/nurses starting in 2022. Hopefully we can make your first days a little lighter with some of advice and helpful hints for starting your nursing career! 

Big thanks to all of the listeners who contributed and sent us advice, answered our questions and listen to every episode! We love you guys! Please don't forget our inbox is always open, we are here for you!

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: humerusnurses@gmail.com

Holly's Big Nurses Support Program - Click Here

Holly's Instagram: @nurseholly__

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com

Grab a cuppa, pull up a comfy seat and listen to Kelly & Alisha chat about their week. Its all pregnancy, mountain rescues, urinary urgency and curry sauce! 

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: humerusnurses@gmail.com

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - www.silvermansound.com

Kelly and Alisha sat down with Brooke the Osteo to discuss all things osteopathy! Well, in reality they talked a lot of their experience, tit and fanny out mostly, with Brooke. 

This is one funny episode! Lots of laughs, some info about what an osteo does (everything apparently) and we almost get to the bottom of why they are called Drs - almost!

Once again, its loose, funny and only slightly informative!

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Facebook: Two Humerus Nurses Podcast

Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

For this very special debrief episode Kelly & Off The Clock Nurse - Leah, sit down in Kelly's hotel room in Canggu, Bali to chat all about the group trip that Leah organised and Kelly joined her on! 

There is a lot of talk about poop, vomit, nurses with time management issues, how Americans mispronounce so many words and so so so many laughs! 

Leah has a couple of more trips planned to Japan and the Galapagos Islands in 2024. If you would like to find out more about them CLICK HERE!

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Off The Clock Nurse Instagram: @offtheclocknurse

Leah's Linktree: https://linktr.ee/offtheclocknurse

Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

This is another episode in our Patient Series. 

Imagine you are sitting at home and suddenly your partner collapses. You call an ambulance and you and your partner's lives are about to change forever. They are going to get a devastating diagnosis that will affect every member of your family. But unfortunately it isn't going to be the only devastating diagnosis they receive in only a short space of time.

Meet Brad & Holley Jones, a young couple who's lives were rocked with devastating diagnosis. They are incredibly resilient, strong and inspiring!

Part Two coming Wednesday 1st November

Brads Instagram: @veds_zebra

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com

Annabelle's Challenge Instagram: @annabelleschallenge

Annabelle;s Challenge website: https://www.annabelleschallenge.org/ 

This episode is sponsored by Biz Care Apparel. They want you to Start A Conversation about being breast aware! So, how can you 'Start the Conversation?'  🩷 Acknowledge the stigmas around breast health 🩷 Master the self-breast exam technique 🩷 Book your mammograms with a close friend (a screening mammogram is recommended for all women aged 50 to 74!) 🩷 Send this post to your loved ones as a reminder to get their breasts checked!

Biz Care have partnered with National Breast Cancer Foundation and have released a range of pink products that will be sold via Biz Care stockists, with a portion of sales going directly to the foundation. Go Pink with Biz Care to start a conversation today!

Also head to the Biz Care Instagram page for more information! @bizcareapparel

The breast things in life are worth getting checked! 

Kelly & Alisha debrief their February! From new beds, to a baby elephant doing Pilates and literally everything in between! 

Pull up a comfy spot and take 30 minutes to yourself with your two favourite nurses! 

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com 

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com

Yup, we did a whole episode on poo! Yes, poo!

It's a gastronomical tour of the digestive tract with fun facts, poop checks, waaaaay too much over sharing and a zillion LOLs! 

Nothing is off limits this episode! Alisha admits to some concerning obsessions, Kelly salivates over peristalsis and we talk about poopcorn!

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com 

Website: https://twohumerusnursespodcast.godaddysites.com/ 

Would you like to show us some support? Shout us a virtual coffee! Click here to buy us a coffee!

Episode Sponsors:

eNurse - Loves ours Nurses!

Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you’ve just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices.

eNurse is Australia’s leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need.

Click here to get your Bristol Stool Chart reference card! Makes rating your poops so much easier!! While you are on the site check out their large range of informative clinical reference cards! Very affordable and easy to use! They make a great gift for new nurses! 

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly & Alisha are back with another couple of everyday nursing psychopaths!

Kelly finds old mate Colin to test her theory of insulin being a fool-proof murder method. Alisha crushes on a glass-eating, car vandalising maniac who kills people to try and land a boyfriend!

You won't want to miss this crazy funny episode!!

This episode is sponsored by 'Nursely'.  www.nurselystore.com 

Nursely compression socks are a simple product that not only allows nurses to express themselves under a strict uniform code, but also provides a functional way for them to take care of themselves whilst they care for their patients. 

Use code 'HUMERUS10' for $10 off the sock bundles - Click Here To Save

Nursely Instagram - @nurselystore

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com   

Kelly and Alisha chat about Nurses Who Kill! We look into the psychological reasons behind why nurses kill and we look at a couple of nurses who used their privilege to murder multiple patients! We also give you some signs on how to spot a serial killer nurse among us! 

Please like, share, rate and subscribe to our podcast!

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: humerusnurses@gmail.com

Music: Switch Me ON by Shane Ivers - www.silvermansound.com

Kelly & Alisha are back with part two of the Lucy Letby episode! 

We talk more about the trial, the babies and obviously have our own opinions! 

If you want to watch the whole 11 minutes of the Judges sentencing you can watch it here.

Lucy Letby: Nurse on Trial podcast has a more in detail information about her trial and the babies. Highly recommend this podcast! 

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We are here again! Alisha has given birth to her beautiful son, Lachlan, and she tells Kelly all about it! 

Alisha was so prepared for this birth, so of course it didn't go exactly as planned! Once again, Alisha's birth story is one not to miss, it is incredible! I don't think we have laughed so hard in an episode, maybe ever!! 

We are so proud of Alisha and welcome baby Lachlan into the world!

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Have you ever wondered what it might be like to just crack it and walk out of you shift?

Or maybe you really wonder what TPN might taste like?

Or how much better a shift might run if you could sedate that annoying bell ringing patient?

Intrusive thoughts, we all have them but we never act on them! 

Kelly & Alisha share some of there favourites from their listeners and of course they share some funny stories and get way off track! 

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It's medical terminology QUIZ time!! Listen to Kelly & Alisha go head to head over medical terminology to see who wins bragging rights as smartest co-host!! If you can spell 'pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism' you'll love this episode!!

Send us your favourite medical words! humerusnurses@gmail.com

Music: Switch Me ON by Shane Ivers - www.silvermansound.com

Well, Kelly & Alisha have done it again! Somehow turning an innocent discussion of high-quality handover into birds, butterflies and Uno!

Digressions aside, we have brought you the dummies guide to handing over! Summing up ISBAR with some of the usual Two Humerus Nurses anecdotes and a lot of laughs!!

If you love our podcast please give us a follow, rate us 5 stars and leave a review! 

Australian Commission on Safety and Quality in Health Care - Communicating for Safety Standard 6

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Let's catch up! Grab yourself a comfy spot, a beverage of choice and put in your head phones!

Kelly & Alisha catch up and chat about pulled elbows, shooting targets, Fboy Island finale and Alisha's absolutely insane hashtag follows!

Honestly listen until the end...

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Kelly & Alisha sit down and have a chat with your other favourite nurse, Nurse Blake!!

From going viral in the ridiculous scrub romper, to hosting a cruise ship FULL of nurses, taking on the FDA as a student nurse and making us all laugh with his hilarious comedy, Nurse Blake is truly the most genuine & lovely human! 

Get tickets to his PTO Comedy Tour when he comes to Australia in December 2022 - Tickets Here

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Kelly & Alisha really deep dive into some odd places in this debrief episode!! From toilet training, polygamy, reality TV and snakesssss! 

So grab yourself a drink, a comfy spot and have a listen to your two favourite nurses! 

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Kelly & Alisha really do get right into some of the dumbest ways that people have died! From falling turtles, to fatal miscalculations and the low down on spontaneous human combustion! 

This episode really will make you laugh at the really dumb ways people die! 

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Debrief time! Grab a cuppa, find yourself a comfy spot and listen to Kelly & Alisha chat about breaking our own rules, Christmas movies, asylum admissions and how grateful we are for all of you!

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Kelly & Alisha kick off our series of patient interviews with the most unbelievable story. It totally needs to be a book! 

The incredibly gracious, open and honest Steph Kelly takes us through her journey from being diagnosed with a heart condition and connective tissue disorder, using a wheelchair, visits to resus, suffering injuries in a car accident and being diagnosed with intestinal failure and now living on TPN with feeding tubes and CVADs. 

A nurse herself, disability advocate and content creator - this woman is totally unstoppable! 

Impactful, open and totally unbelievable! This is not one to miss! 

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This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses

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Special guest co-host this week, Jess who was the star of episode Motherhood & Nursing. 

Kelly & Jess chat to our friend Steph about her journey from Ward Clerk, to Enrolled Nurse to Registered Nurse. Steph has spent the last 5 years working, studying, parenting 4 kids and having fun! 

We discussed why she took the leap into nursing after always being grossed out by our nursing stories, how she managed to study with 4 kids, and how much she is loving her ED rotation in her Grad year! 

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Don't miss this debrief!

Alisha talks about her ADHD diagnosis and a very traumatic event that happened. Its worth listening to! 

Kelly talks about her quick trip to Perth and her osteo experience!! 

Your favourite nurses are really taking it easy this year with episodes as life is SO BUSY! So we love that you are sticking with us! Debriefs are fun catch ups for us and we hope you enjoy them too!

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Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly & Alisha are back with another Nurses Who Kill! This time we talk about a Texan nurse who used a simple syringe to kill and maim many and the first female serial killer in USA, who lived to kill! 

We love these episodes, there is something horrifying about Nurses Who Kill! 

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Music: Switch Me Up by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com

Kelly & Alisha talk all things sleep! They discuss circadian rhythm, shift worker sleep disorder and other fun sleep facts! We hope it doesn't put you to sleep!!

They also have a really interesting chat with Alyssia, the founder of The Sleep Movement. Which is a luxury subscription box full of products and items to help aid the best possible sleep to recharge us! 

The Sleep Movement has offered our listeners 40% off their first box with the code HUMERUSNURSES Click here to get your box! (offer valid until 20/08/22)

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Find a comfy spot, grab a cuppa and listen to your two favourite nurses chat about Alisha's birthday, Victoria's lockdown 3.0, periods and we follow up a few things from last year!

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Its debrief time! Grab a cuppa, find a comfy spot & come have a chat with Kelly & Alisha. We chat about the week we had outside of nursing! 

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Welcome Back to Episode 2. We are discussing nursing expectations Vs reality! Did nursing expectations met YOUR reality?? Send us your stories to humerusnurses@gmail.com

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Grab yourself a cuppa and pull up a comfy seat! Your two fave nurses sit down for a catch up! 

This week Kelly & Alisha are very excitable! Its all high vibes because it feels like ages since they were properly behind the mics together! They chat about Alisha's pregnancy, her cameo in the Shrek The Musical, and they really deep dive in Fboy Island! 

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Grab a cuppa or a margarita, pull up a comfy quiet spot and listen to your two favourite nurses! 

Kelly & Alisha have been busy this March! From car shows to the Victorian Nurses Luncheon! We talk peanut allergies, toilet training, Perfect Match and heaps of recommendations for compelling viewing - 2HN style of course!

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Kelly & Alisha go Behind the Needle with an old friend who doesn't look a day over graduation - Brianna Robertson from Vanity Aesthetics Melbourne. She gets the thrills from the fills! Midwifery, cath lab, after-hours hospital management to... cosmetic injector? Brianna has done it all and she is also the only person we've had on the podcast who has been lucky enough to stab Kelly with numerous needles in the face. We went rogue with the questions and she took them like a seasoned nurse, taking us through the ins and outs of her training and establishing and growing her business. There's so much to unpack in this episode so make sure you're ready!

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Ever wondered why the human body has organs and functions that we can live without but are relatively completely useless? So did we!

Kelly & Alisha have a chat about some useless body parts, or at least we thought they were useless! From tonsils to body hair, we learnt some new words and had a lot of laughs! 

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Kelly & Alisha talk all about nursing when you are 'off duty'!

Kelly tells us about the time her father in law needed her nursing skills on the side of a football oval. Alisha tells us about getting cross that no one wanted to hear her handover and we have some incredible stories from our listeners and friends. 

THANK YOU to all of our followers and friends who sent in stories. You are the best!

Thanks to Lauren (@lozza_eve_b) & Jess for letting us share your stories!

Big thanks to my parents in law, Jo & Tim, for allowing me to share my side of your story. Thank you to Ambulance Victoria and MICA who really did save Tim's life on the side of the highway that day - Kelly 

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Kelly and Alisha chat about Kelly’s birth story. The highs and low of a pregnancy full of sickness and ending in a premature birth at 32 weeks. Amelia is a sassy, healthy 8.5yo so there is a happy ending! 

Please be aware that this pregnancy story might not be for everyone, so if you aren’t sure you can listen right now, that’s just fine. 

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Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.Silvermansound.com

Kelly chats to Katie, the founder of Get Papped, about women's health, cervical screenings, and barriers people might face when trying to access doctors for these services. 

Katie created Get Papped birthday cards as a simple way to share information, start a conversation, and a website with easily accessible Practitioner directory.

Let's start a conversation and end the stigma around cervical screening!

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Get Papped Instagram: @getpapped

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Kelly and Alisha sit down (with only one mic) to talk about a couple of doctors who kill! 

Kelly's "doctor" was possibly the documented first serial killer! He built himself a reputation and a Murder Castle! 

Alisha talks about a doctor who was probably past his prime and made a deadly error! 

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Kelly & Alisha sit down, albeit remotely, as Alisha had COVID to catch up on all that happened during April! It was a big month, with lots of events and exciting things! 

You can hear the tinkle of the ice in Kelly's margarita throughout the debrief in true 2HN style! 

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Pour yourself a coffee, or grab a margarita, find a comfy spot and listen to your two favourite nurses catch up!

We have some exciting new share about the direction of the podcast, we talk about some podcasts we were recently guests on, and of course a sprinkling of parenthood and reality TV for good measure!!

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Pull up a comfy spot, grab a drink and come debrief with your two favourite nurses!

Kelly & Alisha catch up on July! All things life, birthdays, travel plans and old lady injuries! 

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Kelly & Alisha sit down with taskmaster Jess, the third humerus nurse, to chat all about April! It was a big month!

They breakdown the live show, talk about spitting the dummy, pranks and of course, TV! 

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This episode is the usual ramblings from your two favourite nurses! From 'old duck down' at an ANZAC ceremony, to pilates chat, to toxic fat phobia in gyms and a BIG announcement! (Hint - if you are a student you'll want to click the link below!)

So grab a cuppa, margarita or iced latte and find a comfy spot in the warm and listen to us ramble on for an hour! 

ANMF EVENT: Ace It! Everything you need to know to successfully become a nurse or midwife! Two Humerus Nurses will be speaking on "Finding Humour in Challenging Situations". There are also interactive activities, a catered lunch and loads of info about how to ace your grad interview and your first year as a nurse or midwife! June 5th in Melbourne. CLICK HERE TO REGISTER FOR THE EVENT!!

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Kelly & Jess chat to Hannah from The Breakthrough Nurse about managing the emotional side of nursing, the importance of sleep, self care habits, how everybody deserves therapy/support and why nurses do not seek help for their own mental health.

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This week Kelly and Alisha discuss two very different doctors who get away with murder! 

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Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com

This episode Kelly chats with Leah. Leah is a former travel nurse, a Sexual Assault Nurse Examiner & Forensic Nurse Examiner, a lover of travelling the world and collecting house plants. 

Leah has fun social media presence where she shares a great mix of educational posts along with funny TikTok's and memes! 

This is a great conversation that gives a lot of good info about SANE/FNE nursing, how Australia rejected her nursing licence application and how she gave herself a fungal infection from her house plant addiction! 

Trigger warning for this episode: contains discussion of sexual abuse, domestic violence and mentions human trafficking.

Leah's Instagram: @offtheclocknurse

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Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com

HELP LINES:

• Sexual Assault Crisis Line (Victoria) 1800 806 292
• 1800 RESPECT (Australia) 1800 737 732
• White Ribbon Australia 
• LifeLine Australia  13 11 14

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Well it might be mid February 2024 but Kelly & Alisha finally got their acts together and sat down to shoot the shit and what a hot mess it was! 

We talk about EVERYTHING and wafflestomping.... 

Listen if you dare! 

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Lucy Letby, a neonatal nurse, is one of Britain's worst female child serial killers. She has been found guilty of murdering 7 infants and attempting to murder 6 others. She is currently spending the rest of her natural life in prison. 

Hear how this nurse was able to cause so much death and harm in a 12 month period, despite the best efforts of concerned doctors and nurses around her. 

Lucy Letby: Nurse on Trial podcast has a more in detail information about her trial and the babies. Highly recommend this podcast! 

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Facebook: Two Humerus Nurses Podcast

Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com 

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly & Alisha chat about workplace violence, nursing burn out, plus they openly reflect on their own mental health issues, how they overcame them and continue to manage them.

Its a real, raw and very honest episode! It's almost completely unedited and goes for over an hour! This is such an important topic!

Alisha & myself would like to apologise for the quality of the sound during this episode. Unfortunately, we had recording issues. We chose to not re-record as we could not replicate with the same sincerity.

Thank you for listening!

 Please remember to be kind, to yourself & others. 

Please reach out if you are struggling. Contact Lifeline on 131114 www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/

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Reference links:

https://www.nswnma.asn.au/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Violence-in-Nursing-and-Midwifery-in-NSW.pdf

https://nursejournal.org/resources/tips-for-avoiding-nurse-burnout/#:~:text=Nurse%20burnout%20is%20a%20physical,low%20sense%20of%20personal%20accomplishment

This episode Kelly & Alisha take a look at Pyjama Paralysis. What is it? How can we help prevent it? We also give you some amazing results from the UK movement and the Safer Care Victoria project!

Get up! Get Dressed! Get Moving!

They also discuss the concept of 'Last 1000 days'. How important patients time is and why healthcare workers need to be efficient with patients time to get them home and enjoying life. 

Check out the End PJ Paralysis movement - Here

Safer Care Victoria project - End PJ Paralysis: Preventing Functional Decline in Inpatients 

Last 1000 Days video - Here

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Kelly & Alisha are back and they are going head-to-head in anther medical terminology quiz! Can Kelly steal the win this time from Alisha who won on popular vote from our Instagram fam in the last quiz competition (Episode 4 if you haven't given it a listen yet)??

Quiz Master Jess fires some super tricky medical conditions and phobias at your two favourite nurses! Naturally they go a bit off topic at times and they have many a laugh along the way! 

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Email: humerusnurses@gmail.com

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com

How are we almost at Easter and the end of March! 

Kelly & Alisha sit down to chat about Kelly's most traumatic experience of her life and her crying through Pilates, Alisha has her ADHD assessment soon and has a lot of fears about it all. 

Alisha trials a new segment, so stay till the end and have laugh with us!!

Its the usual chaotic, hot mess of a debrief! Just how you like us!!

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Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com.au 

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

We're back baby!! 

Find yourself a comfy spot, grab a cuppa or wine and come have a chat with your two favourite nurses!

Alisha is back from maternity leave, little Olive is 10 weeks old and living her best life. Kelly is dealing with emotional burnout and yet another trip to Perth being affected by the pandemic! 

We talk babies, mental health, family, and what we have coming up on the podcast!

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Email: humerusnurses@gmail.com

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly & Alisha are back! So pull up a comfy chair, grab a drink, put your headphones in and settle in to listen to then catch up on September! 

Kelly has been away on holidays, Alisha has been doing more work in education, they thoroughly discuss what they have been watching and they hit 100,000 downloads!! Its been a big month!

Thanks for the ongoing support, we love you all!!

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Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly & Alisha have an open and honest chat about death, the dying experience, the importance of Advance Care Planning, organ donation and hopefully they make death a little less scary or taboo! 

Email: humerusnurses@gmail.com

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

If these topics are distressing for you please contact Life Line Australia on 13 11 14 or https://www.lifeline.org.au/

Please register online to be an organ donor at https://donatelife.gov.au/register-donor-today

Additional information about organ donation https://transplant.org.au/the-facts/#

Information on Advance Care Planning https://www.advancecareplanning.org.au/about-us

This week Kelly & Alisha have a chat with the high-energy host of ED Jam Podcast, Benny!

A trauma specialist, clinical nurse educator, podcast host, super dad and all-round good guy, Ben jumps on to tell us about his world and has brought the goods when it comes to ED horror stories!

Instagram: @edjam_podcast

Website: ED JAM (click here)

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Email: humerusnurses@gmail.com

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Iver www.silvermansound.com

This weeks guest is Nikita Rodriguez, she is a Perioperative Clinical Nurse Specialist with 9 years experience, and a certified Infant and Child Sleep Consultant. Nikita put her love of putting people to sleep, into a business of helping people put their babies to sleep!!

Kelly & Alisha have a great chat with Nikita covering everything from simple tips to help your baby sleep, starting a side business as a nurse, and delegation of tasks you can't do yourself! 

Nikita's Instagram: @sleepnursenikita

Nikita's Facebook: Sleep Nurse Nikita

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Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com 

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly & Alisha take a look at personalities & nursing specialties and how our personalities fit into our career. 

We discuss life stages, priorities, goals and how we change and grow throughout our lives and careers. We also take a couple of personality tests and the results are NOT surprising!

Take the Myers Briggs Personality Test we took & let us know what you get! 

https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test

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Kelly & Alisha are debriefing the start of 2023. This debrief is full of laughs, Kelly almost wets her pants at Alisha's attempt of 'husband calling'. Honestly, you have to listen as no description here can adequately convey the hilarity! 

They also discuss a sensitive topic, touching on suicide, at the end of the episode. If you need some help, or someone to talk to please reach out to support lines in your area. If you are in Australia the following are available:

Lifeline Australia - 13 11 14

Suicide call back service - 1300 659 467

Beyond Blue - 1300 22 4636

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Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly & Alisha have an absolute blast with Mike Fox discussing his career transition from Nurse to Paramedic to Reality TV star! 

Mike graciously answers a zillion questions about his career, the transition from nurse to paramedicine, day-to-day ambo life, Whiteboard Wednesdays and starring on reality TV show, Paramedics.

Will this conversation make Alisha jump ship from the UCC to the back of an ambulance??

Mike's Instagram: @real.mike_fox

Whiteboard Wednesdays: http://paramedicbasics.com.au/

Watch Paramedics Here

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Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com

Music: Switch Me One by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Two Humerus Nurses Podcast turns 1!! 

Kelly & Alisha sit down and have a chat about the first year. We discuss our highlights, favorite episodes, some listener feedback and even a 1 star review that really made us happy! 

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Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com

Hey girliessss!! It's Nurse Hamish!! 

Kelly sat down with the evanescent, energetic, vibrant and just so positive Nurse Hamish! They chatted about living in the beautiful Kimberley's, his interesting road into nursing, quitting your grad year when it doesn't serve you, social media and the joys of country nursing. 

I think this chat will surprise you! 

Nurse Hamish Instagram: @nursehamish

Nurse Hamish TikTok: @nursehamish

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Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com 

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly and Jess sit down for one hell of a deep dive! Kelly tells Jess all about Donna Monticone, a fertility nurse from Yale Fertility Clinic, who stole HUNDREDS of ampoules of fentanyl with devastating outcomes for the patients of the clinic! 

Credit to The Retrievals Podcast worth a listen for sure!

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This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses

Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you’ve just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices.

It is almost CHRISTMAS so why not head over to eNurse and stock up on their fun Christmas scrub range!  Click HERE to shop today!!

Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off! 

All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly and Alisha revisit this fascinating subject and bring you two new lethal nurses and their stories. A Texan Dialysis 'nurse' and a South Africa/Australian 'Granny Killer".

Secure the APINCH's and lock away the cleaning chemists! This ones gonna be good!

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Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - www.silvermansound.com

This episode is all about Nurse's Intuition or 'Nurse's Gut'. When you just know something isn't right with your patient but there is no way you can explain it! 

We deep dive into the what, why and how and get sidetracked along the way in true Kelly & Alisha fashion!

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Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - www.silvermansound.com

Kelly chats with her hubby Cam, little brother Lachlan & his girlfriend Cat all about what its like living with a nurse!

We cover shift work, lack of empathy at home, cheating death (multiple times), ruining meal times and tips to survive a grad year!

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Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers - www.silvermansound.com

Its International Nurses Day 2023! To celebrate Kelly sits down with Lynne, a retired nurse of 47 years. Lynne tells us about a time where you would never dared to talk to a senior nurse, your beds were lined up with great precision and there was not a glove to be seen! 

Its a lovely chat with great insight from such a wonderful nurse! Alisha and I both had the opportunity to work with and learn from Lynne and it was a real privilege.

We love to celebrate you all, and so do eNurse Australia! The team at eNurse have kindly gifted us a set of scrubs to give away to one lucky listener! Head to our Instagram page to enter! eNurse Love Our Nurses!

(Closes May 14th. Only available to Australian residents)

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Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com 

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Kelly & Jess are back this week with April! April has just completed her double degree, registered nursing and midwifery. She has assisted in 30 births and Alisha's was one of them! 

Hear all about April's study, her work as a RUSON and how much she loves midwifery! 

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Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Grab a cuppa, a comfy spot and listen to Kelly and Alisha have a chat about Alisha's new house guest, Kelly's outdoor concert experience, and other ramblings!

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Kelly & Alisha are back with a fan favourite, Nurses Who Kill! These nurses both kill in their personal lives, no patients this time for something a little different. It really makes you wonder, is murder better than divorce and where should you draw the line of being a nurse versus being a friend? The episode has it all! 

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Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com 

Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn 

This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses

Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you’ve just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices.

eNurse is Australia’s leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need.

Shop the amazing Elitecare Scrub range HERE. They are lightweight, cotton blend which is cooling to wear, they are size inclusive and come in a huge range of styles and colours! They are also very affordable! 

Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off! 

All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com 

It's been a LONG TIME COMING! Another cracking episode where Kelly & Alisha take you on the journeys of some naughty nurses - Orville Lynn Majors and the Lethal Lesbians!

One killed as a pastime, the others for the sexy thrill! The perfect combination of shocking and entertaining awaits! 

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Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com 

Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn 

This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses

Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you’ve just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices.

eNurse is Australia’s leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need.

Shop the amazing Elitecare Scrub range HERE. They are lightweight, cotton blend which is cooling to wear, they are size inclusive and come in a huge range of styles and colours! They are also very affordable! 

Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off! 

All music used within the podcast & ads is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com 

By popular demand Kelly & Alisha held a LIVE podcast recording! 

Shits & Gigs 2 was recorded in front of a live audience. Your two favourite nurses battle it out in a game show style showdown to see who is the best nurse! With the support of some helpful audience members its a very close outcome, but there can be only one winner! Who will reign supreme??

There are some great stories along the way, reminiscing on some past episodes and a poo story that will NEVER be told! Make sure you are ready for the laughs in this episode!!

Big thank you to super fans who came along to support our LIVE recording and gave us a cheeky helping answer here and there. We are humbled by the support of our listeners! THANK YOU!!

Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast

Email: hello@twohumerusnurses.com 

Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn 

This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses

Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you’ve just found your new favourite place. Express your individuality and buy high quality products at great prices.

eNurse is Australia’s leading nurse shop, specialising in everything that a nurse would need to survive every shift. From high-quality and stylish nursing scrub sets to handheld study guides and nursing equipment, we are truly a one-stop shop for everything you need.

Use our code HUMERUSNURSES for 10% off! 

All music used within the podcast is by Shane Ivers found at www.silvermansound.com

In this episode Kelly chats to Palliative Care Clinical Nurse Consultant, colleague and friend, Sarah. 

Sarah talks about her journey into nursing, what inspired her interest in palliative care as a young nurse and the ups and downs of the job. 

Sarah is super passionate about palliative care and bet you will be too after listening to this chat!

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Linktree: https://linktr.ee/2hn

Safestyle workwear safety glasses take you from the worksite to the weekend! Safe, stylish, durable and meet AU/NZ standards! CLICK HERE and use our code HUMERUS10 for 10% discount!

Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com 

Debrief time! Grab a cuppa, pull up a comfy chair and come listen to us chat about the wonderful charity, Share The Dignity, and how Alisha doesn't stink because she uses No Pong deodorant! 

If you make a bag for the 'It's in the bag' charity event please tag us on Instagram and we would love to share! Please see link below for more info!

Charity event for Share the Dignity - "Its in the bag" Drop off at any Bunnings Warehouses during 20th Nov - 29th Nov.

https://www.sharethedignity.org.au/event/its-in-the-bag

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