Try Not To Die (Try Not To Die Podcast)

Days prior to the end of the world, the Smycolytes make good on a few promises, then begin to rally their forces. Join us tomorrow on our Patreon for the final (Patreon-exclusive) episode of the Afterlife! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti "Battle with Monsters and Magic" - Michaël Ghelfi “Portal-idle” - couchhero
 "teleport" - outroelison
 "teleporter-24b" - blendcache| "Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind "bamf" - themfish "fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 "explosion 01" - tommccann
 "fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant" - silencyo__silencyo “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel "device-powering-up" - spoonsandlessspoons "Glass Smash" - chewiesmissus "Lightningcrash" - noisenoir “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Whip-crack” - scifisounds “Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Three cannon shots" - originalmaja “Coastal Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Evening Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 “Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro "Dark Elves City" - Michaël Ghelfi "crowd-in-panic" - ienba "cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu “Sparks” - erh “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim “Gong Hit” - GowlerMusic “Bonk Sound Effect” - Gaming Sound FX "crashing" - smmassuda
 “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi
 All sounds from ⁠FreeSound.org⁠ unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

Welcome back to Obscura: a mini-campaign led by DM Lisa Condemi and starring Noah Perito as Daisy! Thrown back to the start of this looping dungeon, Daisy starts again. This time, she seeks power and information. Join us on Patreon for more behind-the-scenes content, bonus episodes, and musical downloads! (Content warnings below, some light spoilers.) CW: Spiders! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti “The Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Hissing Metal” - Vibe_crc-24b “Lettuce-crunch” - why-o “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito

Tis the season in Paddlewick, and someone is doing their best to ruin everyone's holiday cheer. Could this have anything to do with the man, the myth, the legend himself: Giorno Brina?! Sit back, light your yule log, and get your disgusting cocktail ready--we're saving Frostjoy, baby. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Polar Wind" - Fission 9 "Walking in snowstorm" - taira-komor "Record scratch" - luffy "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Our heroes continue to get acquainted with the crew of the Feral Free as they sail towards the capital. There's a lot of interior design talk as well. We're kind of multi-faceted if you didn't know. DM Noah LAYS DOWN THE LAW! Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Shane Michaels. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Sounscapes  "Fluttering Chinese Fan 01" - leonelmail "Crashing" - smmassuda Additional sounds by Noah Perito

Dungeon Master Noah welcomes you to the land of Emaralia in this sneak peak promo episode! The cast and characters of Try Not To Die are introduced: Scram, a wily, middle-aged goblin on the run with a sparkly secret; and Zola, a spunky, homeschooled teen half-orc with a cheesy past and a wild dream.  Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Gorgonzola is slow to make friends and quick to make enemies, as she crosses paths with some of the folk who call the Wildewinter Wood home.  We are tantalizingly close to our Patreon stretch goal! Help us reach $250/month and we'll release a MUSICAL EPISODE of Try Not To Die!  Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi  Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Bamf” - themfish “Lightning crash” - noisenoir “Arrow-whoosh-twang-01” - strangely-gnarled “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim “Glass Smash” - chewiesmissus “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Industrial Buzz” - bigmanjoe “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

After narrowly escaping Frigiditch's icy claws, Zola and Erza find themselves with a much bigger issue on their hands; a familiar and unwelcome face appears in the tunnels; and an opportunity presents itself. Patreon alert: This weekend, we're releasing a one-shot based on Dolly Parton's 9-5. Tumble out of bed and pour yourself a cup of hot bonus episode on our $10 tier! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Sheet-metal-bend-noise-2” - ch0cchi “Teleport” - outroelison “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Rockfall-06” - tim-kahn “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound "Blizzard" - Michaël Ghelfi “Bamf” - themfish “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Explosion-01” - tommccann “Lava-loop-4” - fission09 All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

The knowledge of the void cannot be escaped. Join our $5 Patreon tier to hear our post-episode talkback show, The Afterlife, where the DM lowers the screen and there are conspiracies galore! New episodes released every other Wednesday at 9AM EST. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti  “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi "rattling-drawer-box" - draftcraft "rummaging-through-items" - jandre160108 "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu "medievalarmymarchingloop" - yap-audio-production "gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer "teleporter-24b" - blendcache "teleport" - outroelison "rock-tumble-2" - stubb "explosion-01" - tommccann "rockfall-06" - tim-kahn   “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone "crashing" - smmassuda "bamf" - themfish "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

Zola, Scram, and Prya find themselves under the heel of a shady organization with questionable labor practices. Scram robs from the greedy and gives to the greedy. Zola gets a cool new pair of shoes! Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi.  Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 "Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL "Rumble fade in 10s" - unfa "Glass Smash" - Chewiesmissus Additional sounds by Noah Perito

Brigid and Baba Reishii fly towards Phaserot, in pursuit of a strange yet familiar stone. Thank you to our special guest, Ashley Goodwin, for helping us ring in the new year! Next TNTDTuesday, we'll be releasing last year's Valentine's Day Special from Patreon to the main feed. Then we will be BACK with Gorgonzola the following week! If you want to hear a cool bonus episode where Noah and I magically generate characters for one another and then bring them on an inter-planar-tary adventure, that's over on our $10 Patreon tier! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects” -  Allsounds/Audionauti “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Teleporter” - blendcache “Teleport” - outroelison “Bamf” - themfish “Submarine-sonar” - breviceps “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Champagne glasses” - idabrandao “Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Explosion 01” - Tommccann All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE TOURNEY OF TERROR! Our players go full gladiator mode and fight to the (un)death in this non-canon bonus episode. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Created by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Shane Ertter. Original music by Noah Perito. Sound Effects “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Three cannon shots" - originalmaja "Gong hit" - GowlerMusic "Crowd Screaming, A" - InspectorJ "Blowing of horn" - 150112 "Breaking a glass bottle" - dasebr "Earthquake" - zatar Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Ever wanted to listen to Try Not To Die, or another great Dungeons & Dragons podcast, but literally have no idea what is going on? Trying to get your grandma into the show? Just want to get into tabletop roleplaying games in general? Here's a quick primer on the mechanics of D&D 5E and how they play into an actual-play! Send this to your grandma! Now! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Simulated wood crash 02” - Jagadamba “Wood splintering” - craigsmith “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Explosion 01” - tommccann Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Zola hits the books, then makes a break for Balderheim. Smyte has a change of heart. If you want extra content this holiday season, consider gifting us with your presence on our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Industrial Buzz” - Bigmanjoe “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith “Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire (27-35-large-fire-burning)” - Craigsmith “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Bamf” - themfish “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache “Teleport” - outroelison “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Explosion” - tommccann “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Gorgonzola crash-lands back into the capital-- just in time for the Charcuterie Festival. (THANK YOU for supporting us all the way through our fiftieth episode! You guys are the coolest. If you would like to support us further, consider joining our Patreon, where we post bonus content every single week!) Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Crashing” - smmassuda “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte   “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes   “Coins-fall-2” - belahud   “Entrance-bell” - Zott820 All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Sword Coast Soundscapes, Allsounds, or Free Audio Zone Additional sounds by Noah Perito

Hot off the back of a clockwork spider, the Glockheed Elites learn more about the mysterious Company O. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02  "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes  "ecu-a-xx-144-phase2" - awaka "electric-zap" - michael-grinnell "stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo "mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - romanmineiro  "Wind Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi "Door opening 1" - Bowen70 "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.  Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

Thank you for all of your incredible support this year! In this end-of-year wrap-up episode, we answer your most Frequently Asked Questions, and reflect on the last 12 months of Try Not To Die. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo of Freesound.org "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin.

Zola, Brigid and Smyte attend an impromptu appointment. Lunch will be provided. Produced by: Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi Music by: Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
“Areskutan-mountain-brook-1” - owl "sparks" - erh  "industrial buzz" - bigmanjoe “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre "Splash sw3" - Setuniman “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion_01 - tommccann” “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 "Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound  “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb “Rockfall-06” - Tim-kahn “Entrance-bell” - zott820 Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Gorgonzola runs into an old friend on the train.  Join our Patreon community to hear our aftershow, bonus episodes, and more!  Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.  Sound Effects:  "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti  "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes  "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings  "Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss  "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe  "sparks" - ERH  "Subway door noise" - tweeterdj  "bamf" by them fish  "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv  "Electric-sparks-railway" - inspectorj  "Lightning crash" - noisenoir  "Crowd-in-panic" - ienba  "Heartbeats-61" - patobottos  "Entrance-bell" - Zott820  "Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes  "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76  "Explosion" - tommccann  Additional sounds by Noah Perito

The sewers beneath Paddlewick are filthy and rat-infested. Where is our tax money going??? Zola flirts with a clergywoman to mixed success. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.  Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Stone Slide Sound Effects" - 2MirrorsDialogue  "Rat Sounds Effect" - Birds and Animals  “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225 "The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes  Additional sounds by Noah Perito

Last-minute gift-hunting on Frostjoy Eve? Really never a good idea. We present to you our second annual Frostjoy Special... DM'd by Lisa! We'll be back with one more canon episode next week, then we'll be breaking for the month of January to rest and recharge. Thank you for all your support this year, and we wish you a safe and healthy holiday season! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-revererberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache “Teleport” - Outroelison “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Bamf” - themfish “Cowbells” - supersciri “Metalrattle_drawbridge” - jorickhoofd_attribution “Crashing” - smmassuda "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Stream River Water Up Close" - jackthemurray "Bubbling" - infernus2 "Beer fermenter gurgling" - SpliceSound All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds Additional sounds by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito

With the Phoenix Flower finally secured, the new trio will need an old ally's help to bring back their fallen friend. Join our Patreon community to hear our bi-weekly after-show, The Afterlife, as well as monthly bonus episodes, all the music from the show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Teleport” - outroelison “Portal-idle” - couchhero “bamf” - themfish “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  “Door opening 1“ - Bowen707 “Ship Cabin” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Crashing” - smmassuda “Glass Smash” - chewiesmissus  “Purring” - Shisha the Cat “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, Shisha the Cat, or Viral Vids NL. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito and Shisha the Cat.

Far away from Zola, Smyte, and Aurealia... we meet Brigid, Keeper of the All-Fire. We're releasing Brigid's Session 0 (previously a Content Surge on our Patreon) onto the main feed in anticipation of our return to canon episodes and the beginning of our fourth book in just TWO WEEKS! Mark your calendars for October 26th, and for now, retreat into cool shade beneath the canopy of the lush Veridantes Jungle... Starring the talented, cunning and hilarious Ashley Goodwin as Brigid! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Jungles of Chult” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fireball whoosh” - robinhood76__05225.1 “Water gushing” - jakobthiesen “In the rain” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Cracking-earthquake-crack-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu "Big Water Splash" - qubodup “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Lightning crash” - noisenoir All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

An urgent matter has been brewing for days, and is finally brought to Zola's attention. A trip to Marfin's has mixed results. A new unauthorized caster arrives in Aurealia. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Jungles of Chult” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Cracking earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Teleport” - Outroelison "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Door Opening 1" - Bowen707 “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound "Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings "Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe "Subway-door-close" - Tweeterdj_1 "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2 - Silencyo__silencyo "Evening Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional sounds by Noah Perito

The gang gets into some real deep shit with officers of the Golden Fist. Zola goes Spartacus, and there is a betrayal among the crew. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Metalrattle_Drawbridge" -  jorickhoofd_attribution "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "Flare fire into sky with tail" - Kyles  "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes  "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes  "Cannon" - SFX and Stuff  "Splash sw3" - Setuniman "Explosion_01" - tommccann "Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv "Industrial buzz" - Bigmanjoe "R29-30-Breaking Wooden Posts" - craigsmith  "Record scratch" - luffy "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Zola and her mother squeeze in a little recreational travel. Come join us on Patreon to participate in and hear our September book club! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti "portal-idle" - couchhero “Teleporter-24b” - blondcache “Teleport” - outroelison “Bamf” - themfish “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi "cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu "r29-30-breaking-wooden-poles" - craigsmith “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer "gasp" - zerocarina  "Dark Elves City" - Michaël Ghelfi "marching-3" - webbfilmsuk "stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo  "Catacombs" - Sword Coast Soundscapes  "metal-gate-01" - silentstrikez  “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz "Walking-in-snowstorm" - taira-komor  "Wind-Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi “Cowbells” - supersciri "electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons "device-powering-up" - spoonsandlessspoons  All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed  under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Grab your unflattering overhead light and “mantacles” (her words, not mine)... it’s time for ASHLEY’S CONSPIRACY CORNER! While we finish recording our mini-campaign and the start of Arc V of the main campaign, we decided to share some more of the special bonus content patrons get access to on our Patreon! Special thanks to several of our ~ infamous patrons~ who contributed to the conspiring! Here are their Instagrams if you would like to go show your support for their work: Elana  Kate Pat Sound Effects: “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo Additional Sound Effects by Ashley Goodwin and Noah Perito.

The new trio searches for a rumored component that could bring back their ally. Content warning: suicidal ideation. There are moments in this episode where characters who fail a despair/fear mechanic express very low thoughts. If you're sensitive to this kind of content, you could skip 51:00 - 1:46:00 and avoid the bulk of it (you'll miss the combat, but get everything you need plot-wise). Please reach out to a loved one or your doctor if you are feeling hopeless. We love you! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Heavy-rain” - lebaston100 “bamf” - themfish “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Submarine-sonar” - breviceps “Breaking-bones” - sheyvan “Marching-3” - webbfilmsuk “Rattling-bones” - spookymodem “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Crashing” - smmassudaAll sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org), unless listed  under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

 Zola and Scram jump out of the frying pan and into the broiler. Scram comes face-to-face with the bourgeois establishment. Zola might have the hots for a religious figure. DM Noah makes an excellent manhole-cover noise.   Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi.  Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Medieval Battle Sounds | War Ambience" - Michael Ghelfi "Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects Additional sounds by Noah Perito

Fleeing the lich formerly known as Grimgrave's rotten lair, Jassifer hitches a (bumpy) ride with Clover. Their destination? Oddjobs Headquarters. We're a proud Lore Party Media podcast! Check out their other shows, and check out our Patreon as well, where we are working hard to release bonus content multiple times EVERY! SINGLE! MONTH! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Crashing” - smmassuda “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Device-powering-up” - spoonsandlessspoons “Bamf” - themfish “Nyc-ambience” - purpleaux “Crowd-in-panic” - ienba “Vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan “Time-slow-down” - Patricklieberkind “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Horse Gallop Sound Effect” - Sound Effect Database All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Zola, her mother, and the Familiar Crew fight to protect their new acquaintances from the ghosts of Glaciel. We just reached our Patreon goal, and will be making a MUSICAL episode! Thank you for your support, sweet patrons! If you want to come be part of the party, join us over at Patreon.com/trynottodiepod. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Teleport” - outroelison "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti "ice-frost-spell-skill" - i eminyildirim "electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons "sparks" - erh “Crashing” - smmassuda “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Cowbells” - supersciri "fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo “Industrial Buzz” - bigmanjoe "device-powering-up" - spoonsandlessspoons “Bamf” - themfish "water-gushing" - jakobthiesen "Wind Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi "large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo" - eguobyte  “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo "portle-idle" - couchhero “Teleporter-24b” - blondcache "crack-glass" - 13fpanska-cerny-jan "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "crowd-in-panic" - ienba  "lightning-crash" - noisenoir  “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

Erza leads Gorgonzola through the gates of Balderheim proper; Zola keeps important secrets. Join us over on Patreon! We have a weekly after-show, a monthly bonus episode, and more! Plus all episodes entirely ad-free. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes   “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes   “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion_01” - Tommccann “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles   “Champagne glasses” - idabrandao “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan “Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes   “Crashing” - smmassuda “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Dark Elves City”  - Michaël Ghelfi All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds Additional sounds by Noah Perito

Part one of a two-part canon special. Far away from Zola and Erza in Balderheim... Brigid must convince her people to act against the threat of the Omnimalum. Some ways you can support us this year: leave a review on Apple, rate our show on Spotify, recommend the show to a friend, or become a member of our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Posh-dinner-party” - 7by7 “Ocarina-trill-shaman-canyon-01-g” - carloscarty “Indoor-adult-murmur-large-group” - splicesound “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Explosion 01” - Tommccann “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Teleporter” - blendcache “Teleport” - outroelison “Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Book Sounds Effects” -  Allsounds/Audionauti All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

Picking up from where we left off, our heroes continue to learn the ropes of the Feral Free out on the open sea! Quince quickly becomes a party favorite, Scram makes amends, Zola takes a tumble, and we all learn a little more about the terrible disease of bullying.  Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Crashing" - smmassuda "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Sounscapes "That darn dinner bell" - CGEffex "Footsteps_Walk" - Nox_Sound "Big Water Splash" - qubodup "Door Opening 1" - Bowen707 "Window breaking" - m1a2t3z4 Additional sounds by Noah Perito

In this Very Special Bonus Episode, Noah, Shane and Lisa answer your burning questions. SPOILER WARNING for the entire first arc!  We'll be going on a short break after this, as we plan our second arc and wait for social distancing guidelines to loosen. For now, you can join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

Book One.  Two strangers cross paths in the dead of early-evening and instantly become best friends! Scram gives a new meaning to the words "mommy issues." Zola questions her life choices and the cardinal directions. Jeffrey the Drunk has the worst night of his life. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our aftershow, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Town at Night" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Medieval Battle Sounds | War Ambience" - Michael Ghelfi  Additional sounds by Noah Perito.

Zola travels alongside the freed members of the Elvespionne, and wavers on her destination. Several important missives are shared. We just did a post-campaign discussion on our mini-arc, Obscura, in our newest episode of The Afterlife! You can hear it on our $5 Patreon tier! Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo "Explosion" - tommccann "Device powering up" - spoonsandlessspoons "Blizzard" - Michael Ghelfi "Man-doing-bird-whistles" - mrmunk "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "Phone-dial" - breviceps "Walking-in-snowstorm" - Tair-komar "Electric-wire-03" - glaneu-de-sons "Lightning crash" - noisenoir "Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer "Whip-crack" - scifisounds All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michael Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

In this sexy little bonus episode, Noah and Lisa run rampant without Shane's supervision and dish about all the music of Try Not To Die. We're hoping to return to our main storyline in the next week. 2020 has been a shitshow and one of us is out of town with minimal remote recording capabilities. We hoped you've enjoyed these couple of bonus episodes and we will be back to our regular canon episodes next week! Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

It's game night on board the Feral Free, and our heroes are ready to blow off some steam. Scram does some sleepless snooping, the party participates in some beer pong and bottle battle, and Zola has yet another cryptic nightmare.  Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Rat Sounds Effect" - Birds and Animals "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Kitchen-sounds" - soundhunterjulie "Egg-crack 01" - Anthousai "Pouring water into glass" - FillSoko "Chopping Celery" - Abolla "Whisking" - nakenne "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 "Beer Pong Sounds With Liquid In It" - puZZelZ "Bouncing Ping Pong Ball" achand1 "Beer Bottle, Spin, Hardwood Floor" - SpliceSound "Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe "Gut-a-blastix" - Roland Seer "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "War Sounds" - 1stWebArmy "MedievalCombatLoop" - Yap_Audio_Prooduction Additional sounds by Noah Perito

Marfin, Brigid, Zola and Trick return to the Material Plane, and catch up on all that they have missed. Welcome back!!! There will be six more episodes of Try Not To Die (totaling 100), released over the next six Tuesdays. We truly can not thank you enough for your support over these last 3.5 years, and we can not wait for you to hear this final arc. If you'd like to support us monetarily, we're releasing weekly bonus content on our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Bamf” - themfish “Battle with Monsters and Magi” - Michaël Ghelfi “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Water Gushing” - jacobthiesen All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

HOORAY ANOTHER SCHEDULING UPDATE!!! Thank you all for your patience as we march into the mess that 2024 has decided to become. Don't forget to check our socials @trynottodiepod for more updates and, of course, our patreon https://www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod for all our bonus content!  Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/AudionautiAdditional

HARD CUT to the Mare Emara as we dive deep into what happened to Captain- sorry, Admiral Styx; Zola's pirate paramour, Cicirose; the crew of the Feralfree; and the floating city of Driftin, most recently seen falling under Empirical rule! We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with Session 0 of Campaign II: MUSEMAKERS! Join our Patreon for the rest of the Loose Threads we're tying up! "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquend “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  “Ceremonial-cannon-fire” - dylansmithsound  “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Bamf” - themfish “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02 “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi "crashing" - smmassuda “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “doorgate_a-heavy-metal-door-on-the-garden-gate” - newlocknew “Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/) (http://freesound.org/), (http://freesound.org/),) unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

Change burns in the heart of the Creatorforge. Can our heroes escape the frying pan to get to the fire? Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Lava-loop-4” - fission09 “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Rockfall-06” - tim-kahn “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-son “Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Bamf” - themfish “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion 01” - Tommccann “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Industrial Buzz” - Bigmanjoe “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Teleporter-24b” - blend cache” “Teleport” - outroelison All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

ARC IV FINALE Zola and Erza plunge into Anacra's hoard, in an effort to reclaim Erza's heritage. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Grains of Sand Meme Mention at 14:03 - https://www.instagram.com/p/CcCQ05Ysuik/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Coins-fall-2” - belanhud “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Submarine-sonar” - breviceps “Bamf” - themfish “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim “Whip-crack” - scifisounds “Rifle-shots” - bananplyte “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb “Crowd-in-panic” - Jenna “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Polar Wind” - Fission 9  All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi

Here's a teaser of Noah's interview with R. E. Levy, author and creator of Tales From The Ridge! They chat story-telling, world-building, and general nerdish-ness. Join our Patreon (or R. E. Levy's!) to hear the interview for as little as $1. To learn more about Tales From The Ridge and R.E. Levy's other projects, head here!

Book Two.  We return to our unlikely heroes as they seek urgent passage out of Paddlewick. Scram has a last minute goodbye, Zola gets her tongue tied by a new face in town, and DM Noah tries unsuccessfully to part us with our gold.  Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Shane Michaels.  Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "Fluttering Chinese Fan 01" - leonelmail "Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Peeing/Water Dripping On Soil" -Yellowbear "Smashing Glass" -mgmabile "Crashing" - smmassuda "Cat, Sreaming, A" - InspectorJ "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Big Water Splash" - qubodup Additional sounds by Noah Perito

Standing in the frozen maw of Frigiditch's lair, Erza and Zola must delicately negotiate their survival... and the Shard's. Losing your mind at the end of this episode? Join our Patreon to hear our post-episode discussion every Wednesday! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti "Blizzard" - Michaël Ghelfi “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan “Whip-crack” - scifisounds “Rifle-shots” - bananplyte “Bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim “Bamf” - themfish “Glass-smash” - chewiesmissus “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

After watching Scram and Stilton disappear in the hull of a ghost ship, Zola attempts a deadly escape; the crew of the Feral Free earn their supper; and Captain Styx has the worst case of the Mondays. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "R29-30-Breaking Wooden Posts" - craigsmith "Water gushing out of freighter" - jakobthiesen "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe "Big Water Splash" - qubodup "Champagne glasses" - idabrandao "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional sounds by Noah Perito

A world within a shop.  The trio delve deep into Marfin's Magnificent Magical... Multi-verse? in search of the mage himself, NP, the golden crown, and more answers regarding Marfin's mysterious missing memories... Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:  "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapesz "whip-crack" - scifisounds "hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapesz "rockfall-06" - tim-kahn “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Portal-ide” - couchhero “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fairy Dust Soundscapes” - Free Audio Zone “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro “Arrow-woosh-twang-01” - strangely-gnarled “Crossbow-firing-and-hitting-target” - ali6868_1 “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 "crowd-in-panic" - ienba “Coastal Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer "ice-frost-spell-skill" - i eminyildirim “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi "Explosion 01" - tommccann  All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.  Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

As they press further into dangerous Chromatica territory, Zola and Erza try to get on the same page regarding their... third party member. We have a new bonus episode up on our Patreon $10 tier, DM'd by Lisa and starring Noah- check it out! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti "The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu "Landslideseriousextracred" - tayingalive "Fireball whoosh" - robinhood76 "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo "Bamf" - themfish "Mountain-brook-1" - owl__areskutan "big Water Splash" - qubodup "Lightningcrash" - noisenoir "Electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons "Blizzard" - Michaël Gelfi "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "Bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Here's what's happened so far... on this season of Musemakers! With the flames of competition growing ever hotter, the fates of the contestants AND the judges are at stake... We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with the eighth episodes of Musemakers! In the meantime, join us over on our Patreon for monthly bonus content! Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Erza and Zola must make their escape from the collapsing Deathmonger's Den. Behind them, Pleebo pursues; before them, the Wildewinter Wood looms. Thank you for your patience + support while we took some time off to prepare for this newest season of Try Not To Die! We are BACK to our weekly release schedule, with new episodes every #TNTDTuesday at 9am EST! Join our Patreon community for behind the scenes content, our weekly after-show, monthly bonus episodes (both in-and-out-of-canon), and the entire soundtrack of the show. :) Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Rifle shots” - bananplyte “Rockfall-06” - tim-kahn “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb “Stone-on-stone” - thanvannispen “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Walking-in-snowstorm” - Taira-komor All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Thanks to our lovely listeners for offering up their questions to our sacrificial altar, and thanks to our (warlock) patrons who have restored our spell slots with their generous donations. You keep us eternally young. You can check out our Patreon here, and you can find your voting location HERE! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "lightningcrash" - noisenoir “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito 

We'd like to tell you a story. One of passion, one of betrayal... and one of bards! Tune in next Tuesday, October 31st, for the first episode of Campaign II: Musemakers. Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Bamf" - themfish of freesound.org "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Welcome to Arc VI of Try Not To Die! Zola tries to reach Brigid and Smyte as the Temple of the Wild comes under imperial attack. How will our heroes wiggle out of this one?  Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin   Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi  Sound Effects:  "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti  “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi  “Portal-ide” - couchhero  "crowd-in-panic" - ienba  "Big Water Splash" - qubodup  “Teleport” - outroelison  “Teleporter-24b” - blondcache  “Bamf” - themfish  "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo  “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76  "cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu  "Explosion 01" - tommccann  "Robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah  “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer  "Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe  "whip-crack" - scifisounds  "electric-zap" - michael-grinnell  “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir  "electric-sparks-railway-a" - inspectorj  “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons  “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound  “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo  "hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b  “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi  "ice-frost-spell-skill" - i eminyildirim  “rock-tumble-2" - stubb  "rockfall-06" - tim-kahn  "marching-3" - webbfilmsuk  “Crashing” - smmassuda  “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi  "City Sewer" - Sword Coast Soundscapes  “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre  "Door opening 1" - Bowen707  All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.  Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Dreams and the past weigh heavy on the trio as they wind their way into the fearsome heart of the Socket.  Join our Patreon! We're putting up basically everything but our nudes. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi “Bonk Sound Effect” - Yer Boi Lloris “Crashing” - smmassuda “Marble” - jradcoolness “Marbles-in-glass” - lightartphotos “Cabled-mess” - demijohn “Balle-ping-pong” - beskhu “Ratsqueak” - zabuhailo “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Rockfall-06” - Tim-kahn “Rocks-dropped-tumble” - halleck “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Crowd-in-panic” - ienba “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Medieval army marching loop” - yap-audio-production “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone “Hawk-eagle-cry-distant” - princeofworms “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

After finding themselves floundering in the deep end, our heroes seek higher ground. Zola speaks more closely with NP. Check us out on Patreon! Your donations help us make cool art for the show, get better sound equipment, and dream up cool new things. This month's upcoming Valentine's Day themed Content Surge, a mad dating show parody/fugue-state starring Paragon and featuring a star-studded cast of Emaralian baddies, is positively... unhinged! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Bonk sound effect” - Your Boy Lloris “Whip-crack” - scifisounds “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Bamf” - themfish “Waterexplo” - inferno “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Teleport” - outroelison “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Beer Fermenter Gurgling” - SpliceSound “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Door opening 01” - Bowen707 All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Your boy Lloris.  Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

Due to some technical difficulties, a full episode will not be posted this week. But don't fret! You can check out a mini bonus episode on our new PATREON, and we'll be back next week with more spooky content.  https://www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original Music by Noah Perito.

Zola is brought in chains to Affinage: the refuge of the First Might. There, she must negotiate a delicate balance of power.  We have a very special guest on this month's Content Surge! Find it on our $10 Patreon tier. :)  Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi.  Sound Effects:  "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscape “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo “Cane-hitting-pavement” - tdude9000 “Rattling-chains” - theshaggyfreak “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Phone-dial” - breviceps “Coins-fall-2” - belanhud All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.  Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

News of what is to come in the world of Try Not To Die! Thanks for all your support. :) If you'd like to support us further, you can head over to our Patreon where we're releasing bonus content every month! xoxo Noah and Lisa

Thanks for your support as we take a brief break from releasing episodes to record our new mini-campaign: The Cloud Carver Caper! We will see you in November, and in the meantime there will be plenty of bonus content here, as well as on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod. Stay well and happy Harvestpeak to all!

Zola has a night out on the town with Kunik, before she must prove her might, mind, and spirit in La Cultura. Tonight (Tuesday July 26th 2022) we are throwing a Livestream for Noah's birthday, and to celebrate 20k streams! You can find the link on our Patreon at 7PM EST. :) Produced by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun With Sound “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscape "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Wind Temple” - Michael Ghelfi “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crowd-boo” - deleted-user-2104797_1 “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Cane-hitting-pavement-2” - tdude9000 "Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer "Lightning crash" - noisenoir "Whip-crack" - scifisounds “Crowd-laugh” - sagetyrtle “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “bamf” - themfish “Sparks” - erh “Crashing” - smmassuda All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michael Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

What could be scarier than saving the world? Filling out an online dating profile, I guess. Join us for this incredibly silly AND incredibly romantic Valentine's Day special. We are back with canon episodes NEXT WEEK! Sound Effects: "Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Sword-Clash-and-Slide" - Fun with Sound "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sounds from Freesound.org, Fun With Sound, and Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sounds by Noah Perito.

After Quince and Stilton are captured by mysterious, funny-sounding fish men, Captain Styx and Zola encounter a little more danger than they were expecting. Captain Styx hunts for tchotchkes, Zola preps some caviar, and the ocean is a cruel but beautiful mistress. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects  "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Underwater" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv "Industrial buzz" - Bigmanjoe "swimming breaking surface" - 14gpanskavalachristoffer "Explosion_01" - tommccann "Water Dripping in Cave" by Sclolex "Splash sw3" - Setuniman "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes  Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Jassifer and Clover dungeon delve... in reverse. Watch out for Goo. You can hear ad-free episodes, watch the vodcast version of our show, access our musical score for your own D&D sessions, and listen to hundreds of hours of bonus content (like monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife), all on our Patreon! We're a proud member of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated to celebrating the power of stories. You can come chat about the show in our Discord channel! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Catacombs” - Swordcoast Soundscapes “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Crashing” - smmassuda Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

Zola, Brigid and Smyte fight to free the captives of the Souldier project. Join our Patreon community! We're halfway to our stretch goal of making a MUSICAL EPISODE! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo "Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound  "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "industrial buzz" - bigmanjoe "gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crashing” - smmassuda “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi   “Elevator” - kgarman314 “Areskutan-mountain-brook-1” - owl "sparks" - erh  "entrance-bell" - zott820 "lightningcrash" - noisenoir “Hawk-eagle-cry-distant” - princeofworms “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc “Electric-sparks-railway-a” - inspectorj Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

In Marfin's laboratory, the trio clashes at last against Dean Flae Chantris and the forces of the Omni Malum. Marfin remembers something important. Thank you for your continued listenership and support through this arc. We could not do it without our Patreon patrons! We'll be chatting about the finale and what comes next over on The Afterlife tomorrow. We'll be taking April off from posting main feed episodes, but we'll be back in May for the seventh and final arc of Campaign One of Try Not To Die. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro “Champagne Glasses” - idabrandao “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Bamf” - themfish “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - i eminyildirim “Bullet-ricohet” - aust-paul "crashing" - smmassuda “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Smashing glass” -mgmabile "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu “Coastal Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Leaves-crunching” - caileykehoe “Small-fountain-greenway-garden” - bigsoftie “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Crowd-in-panic” - Ienba "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL “Stone-on-stone” - thanvannispen “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre "teleporter-24b" - blendcache "teleport" - outroelison “Wood splintering” - craigsmith “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

Spoilers for The Prestige (lol). After losing control of her frenzy, Zola retreats to the underbelly of Aurealia.  Become a part of our Patreon community to hear our aftershow, bonus episodes and more!  Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.  Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Metal-gate-01” - Silentstrikez “Light-metal-gate-close” - qubodup “Purring” - Shisha the Cat “Cellphone-buzz-vibrate-double-fast-table” - Framing-noise "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 “Phone-dial” - breviceps “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Silencyo-cc-fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo “Teleport” - outroelison "Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss “Teleported-24b” - blendcache "bamf" by them fish “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional sounds by Noah Perito

Gorgonzola returns to campus with a to-do list and a study buddy; Kittle reveals her distracting invention. If you'd like to support our show, please join our Patreon! We have multiple weekly/monthly shows there! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes   “Phone-dial” - breviceps “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “entrance-bell” - zott820 “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings  “Device-powerin-up” - spoonsandlessspoons “Industrial buzz” - bigmanjoe “Sparks” - erh “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo "Deadbolt1” - orestesi910 “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Coffee-mug-breaking” - deleted-user-7146007 “trash-can-falling” - nestra “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds Additional sounds by Noah Perito

HELLO and HAPPY NEW YEAR! Just popping in to keep you updated on the months ahead, and the second half of our Musemakers campaign. For our Birthday Livestream on January 30th be sure to follow us on twitch: twitch.tv/trynottodiepod and twitch.tv/noahtheinfuriator Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti

Gorgonzola signs up for classes, then has several unexpected meetings. I mean, doesn't anyone use a calendar anymore? Join our Patreon community to hear the aftershow, bonus episodes, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "School-hall-1.14" - dr-macak "Door Opening 1" - Bowen707 "Evening Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings "In The Rain" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe "Subway-door-close" - Tweeterdj_1 "Entrance-bell" - Zott820 "Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 Additional sounds by Noah Perito

As Lord Achillion is kept hostage in the Drunken Drake, it finally rains. And then it pours. Join our Patreon community, where you'll find bonus episodes, our after-show, downloadable musical tracks, livestreams and more! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Entrance-bell” - zott820 “In The Rain” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Crashing” - smmassuda “Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith “Wood Splintering” - wavecal22 “Bamf” - themfish “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Rocks-dropped-tumble-2” - halleck Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

FLASHING BACK... to Balderheim! Post-Zola and Erza's escape from Avaricci, we pick up with our two dragon lords, Anacra and Frigiditch (plus Frigiditch's most unhinged servant, Bikamint)! Who will come out as the scaly victor, and who will take possession of the Evoker Stone? The sequel to this episode will be coming out on our Patreon this week! Follow us there for even amore Loose Thread episodes. :) Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti“Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi“Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi“Crowd-in-panic” - ienba“Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76“Explosion 01” - tommccann“Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo“Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir“Whip-crack” - scifisounds“Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound“Bamf” - themfish “Champagne glasses” - idabrandao“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer“Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel All sounds from Freesound.org (http://Freesound.org) unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.

A freshly re-Sharded Gorgonzola ditches the mausoleum life in pursuit of academia! Join our Patreon community for our aftershow, bonus episodes, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “In the Rain” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe “Subway-door-close” - Tweeterdj_1 "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “High-heels-on-marble-floor” - Avakas “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone “Cowbell” - gowlermusic “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Entrance-bell” - Zott820 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” silencyo__silencyo Additional sounds by Noah Perito

THIS WEEK, on Musemakers: Things outside of the competition begin to heat up. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:
“Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion with Ear Ringing” - Royalty Free FX “Crowd-in-panic” - Ienba “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Indoor-adult-murmur-large-group” - splicesound “Gasp” - zerocarina “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez| “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Working-with-hammer-on-anvil-1” - arnaud-coutancier “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Town Traffic On A Wet Road - No Copyright Sound Effects” - Audio Library “Car-horns-morocco” - jjamespacap “Cellphone-alarm-clock-long” - greenworm “Bong-rip-full” - rentless “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “30 minutes of New York Subway Sounds” - Relaxing Recordings “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “gore_gory_blood_smash_flesh_murder_bone_break” - ericssoundschmiede “Breaking-bones” - sheyvan “Entrance-bell” - zott820 “Angry-crowd-fight” - mrrap4food “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith “Simulated wood crash 02” - Jagadamba “Crashing” - smmassuda “Bamf” - themfish “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Glass-smash” - chewiesmissu “Wind-blowing-and-howling-in-a-plastic-bottle-in-the-desert-of-chile” - felixbe “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan
“Book Sounds” - AllSounds/AudionautiAll sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Welcome back to Try Not To Die, and welcome back... to Auraelia! In this mini-campaign taking place in the few days preceding Chapter Eighty-Three, two Acolytes of Mystra and two Glockheed Industries employees plan a daring heist on those responsible for manufacturing the Empire's cruel automatons...! Produced by: Ashley Goodwin, Lisa Condemi, and Noah Perito Music by: Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Join us on Patreon for our weekly after-show: The Afterlife, bonus episodes including a MOTW three-quel coming soon, and more! Sound Effects: "Glass-smash" - chewiesmissus "Champagne Glasses" - idabrandao "office-ambience" - nightwatcher98 "elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib "01-elevator-up" - soundslikewillem  "Daytime Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "concert-audience-applause" - thaighaudio "Crowd-laugh" - sagetyrtle "crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter" - gregorquendel  "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings "Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe "device powering up" - spoonsandlessspoons "sparks" - erh "subway-door-close" - tweeterdj  "sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound  "Hissing metal" - vibe-crc-24b "whip-crack" - scifisounds "rockfall-06" - tim-kahn  "rocks-dropped-tumble-2" - halleck  "marching-3" - webbfilmsuk "robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02 "bamf" - themfish  "fireball-whoosh" - robinhoo76 "Explosion 01" - tommccann "entrance-bell" - zott820  "Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes  "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

Zola, Brigid and Smyte trek deeper into the labyrinthine tunnels of the Omnimalum's lair. Along the way, they encounter some tchotchke. What a world. If everyone joins our Patreon community, we can all run away together! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Entrance-bell” - zott820 “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225 “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Industrial buzz” - bigmanjoe “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Teleport” - outroelison  “Whip-crack” - Scifisounds “phone-dial” - breviceps  “Rocks-dropped-tumble-2” - halleck “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

In a fiery plane far beyond Feyfall, Erza and Zola get a new perspective on their world post-Malediction. Join our Patreon to hear our newest bonus ep: a canon oneshot featuring the Quicklings' origin story, and based off of Dolly Parton's 1980 screwball feminist comedy, "9 to 5!" Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti “Lava-loop-4” - fission09 “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Rocks-dropped-tumble2” - halleck “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim “Bamf” - themfish “Rifle-shots” - bananplyte “Bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Industrial buzz” - bigmanjoe “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

With the ghosts of their pasts close behind them, Brigid, Smyte and Zola search desperately for Marfin through the many rooms of his multi-planar mansion. Join us at 7PM EST TONIGHT! on twitch.tv/trynottodiepod, where we'll be celebrating our third birthday with a livestream! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:  "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 “Coastal Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "fan-1" - denstoltejyde “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound "door smash" - eneaz "marching-3" - webbfilmsuk "bamf" - themfish "industrial buzz" - bigmanjoe “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 "crowd-in-panic" - ienba "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu "whip-crack" - scifisounds “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo "hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.  Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Our unlikely heroes continue their journey into the dark fortress beneath Paddlewick. Zola and Prya bluff their way to the top, and Scram commits the most insidious crime of all--identity theft. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.  Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects "Frying Pan Sound Effects" - AllSounds/Audionautix “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1 "Bubbles Sound Effects" - AllSounds/Audionautix “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225 “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez Additional sounds by Noah Perito

Gorgonzola goes to the clinic for her mutant rat bite! The Illustrious Capital Auraelia continues to be kiiiiiiiind of a bitch. Become part of our Patreon community to hear The Afterlife, music, bonus episodes, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Purring” - Shisha the Cat "Entrance Bell" - Zott820 “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Hospital Emergency Waiting Room” - Natures Symphony "sparks" - ERH "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe “LightningCrash” - Noisenoir “Electric Sparks, Railway, A” - InspectorJ of Freesound.org “05224 fireball whoosh” - Robinhood76 “Explosion” - tommccann “LightRingingClang” - wilhellboy "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings "Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss "Subway door noise" - tweeterdj All sounds from Allsounds/Audionauti, Freesound.org, Natures Symphony, Relaxing Recordings, and Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

As time ticks on, Zola, Brigid and Smyte unearth some of the deeper horrors contained within Marfin's multi-planar mansion. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi & Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:  "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "door smash" - eneaz “Coins-fall-2” - belanhud “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer "bamf" - themfish "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Rockfall-06” - Tim-kahn “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb “City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Walking-through-thick-wet-mud” - walthamstow_walker "sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound “Water Gushing - jakobthiesen “Crashing” - smmassuda "hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b "whip-crack" - scifisounds “Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes.  Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Welcome to the town of Scumside, where the scum is green, the druids serene, and there's a different monster every week.... Everybody call your local moonshine plug! It's time to kick back and revisit an old Content Surge from last Halloween. We hope you enjoy this spooky installation of Monster of the Week, Kept by Lisa and starring Noah as Cazzofai the Wicked! Part II out next Tuesday. Join our $10 Patreon tier for more monthly bonus episodes like this one! Produced by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Wagon-arives-altered” - dulcimer guy “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant” - silencyo__silencyo “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.

GREETINGS ADVENTURERS! We hope you're enjoying your summer - just popping in to give an update of what's going on this for US this summer as well as when you can expect new mainfeed content. Thank you as always for your support, and until next time, TRY NOT TO DIE! Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: "Daytime Forest" - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.

This week, on Musemakers: the hunt for icons is ON! Cora Lacrima catches up on some (un)assigned reading! and our contestants will prove just who has the discipline to be the greatest bard there is...! Episodes of Musemakers premiere bi-weekly on Tuesdays! Catch monthly episodes of the Afterlife, the Content Surge, and other bonus content on our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel “Awww-than-applause-and-chattering” - xtrgamr “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Hissing Metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah “Explosion with ear ringing” - Royalty Free FX “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Bamf” - themfish| All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

We split the party and everything is totally fine! Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi.  Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Crashing" - smmassuda “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225 "Rat Sounds Effect" - Birds and Animals "Pinball machine sound effect:high quality" - ZachTEM Additional sounds by Noah Perito

Our party descends into the sewers beneath Paddlewick village  while tracking some mysterious figures... A cunning plan of stealth and subterfuge is hatched, then immediately abandoned. Zola gets sewer-egg on her face. Scram defies gravity and musical genre. DM Noah is CANCELLED!  Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi.   Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects "Manhole Cover Open/Slide" - Prosound Effects  "Evening Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "City Sewer" - Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional sounds by Noah Perito

Arriving at Oddjobs HQ, Jassifer meets the mysterious woman in charge, and makes the most of a unique employment opportunity! We're a proud Lore Party Media podcast! Check out their other shows, and check out our Patreon as well, where we release bonus content every month - like this month's Content Surge, where we're watching and reviewing Krull (1983)! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Nyc-ambience” - purpleaux “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Crashing” - smmassuda “Car-door-opening-05” - pnmcarrierailfan “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Doorbells-5”? - happyband “Radio07” - theplax “Apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echo-bgsound” - Kyles “Hp-office-keyboard” - Geoff-bremner-audio “High-performance-car-engine-turning-over-wont-start” - mrrap4food “Elevator-ding” - colliershs-colinlib “Arcane Gate” - Michaël Ghelfi “01-elevator-up” - soundslikewillem “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Bamf” - themfish “Record scratch” - Luffy “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “High Heels Sound Effect” - background sound effects All sound effects from ⁠Freesound.org⁠, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

Reunited by the power of friendship, our heroes party before the world ends (and squeeze in a little heist along the way). Join us tomorrow for the Afterlife, the bi-weekly show where we discuss two episodes at a time and usually play a mystifying game! Over on our $5 Patreon tier. Your support truly means the world. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Crowd- heering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Portal-idle” - couchhero All sounds from FreeSound.org unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

Through the blustering snow and hail, Zola and Kala seek out their lost packs. Join our Patreon if you're looking for bonus content + behind-the-scenes sneak peeks! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti "Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "rock-tumble-2" - stubb "short-hailstorm" -  benboncan "heavy-hailstorm-with-thunder" - cinetony "bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer "ringing-in-the-ears" - hykenfreak  “Bamf” - themfish "cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu  "Big Water Splash" - qubodup “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir  "water gushing" - jakobthiesen  "cowbells" - supersciri "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "crashing" - smmassuda All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

CW: Thalassophobia (fear of the ocean) Zola learns more about her mysterious past, Quince gets a sparring session, and Captain Styx continues to bewilder.  Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes  "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes  "Purring" - Shisha the Cat  "R29-30-Breaking Wooden Posts" - craighsmith "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "Metalrattle_Drawbridge" -  jorickhoofd_attribution "Splash sw3" - Setuniman "Underwater" - Sword Coast Soundscapes  Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

Zola, Brigid and Smyte discover what lies inside the Omnimalum's arcane laboratory. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi  Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Join our Patreon! $1 a month and we will shut up about ad stuff Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre "sparks" - erh  "lightningcrash" - noisenoir “Hawk-eagle-cry-distant” - princeofworms "entrance-bell" - zott820 “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 "phone-dial" - breviceps "smoke-detector-alarm-close-perspective" - splicesound “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu "robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah  "industrial buzz" bigmanjoe "gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer "Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound  "Explosion 01" - tommccann "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul “Crashing” - smmassuda Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Zola enters Hivërhome and seeks an audience with the Queens Noel and Giselle Shadowshine. Preferably before noon. We have REACHED our stretch goal on Patreon, and will be producing a musical episode of Try Not To Die next year! Come join us and help us determine what our next goal will be! at www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Bamf” - themfish "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Deep-space-cargo-bay” - jetsmith88 “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo “Crashing” - smmassuda “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir  “Forest Daytime” - Michaël Ghelfi “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Rattling-chains-3” - theshaggyfreak  “Broken-metallic” - datasoundsample  “Fairy Dust Sound Effect”  “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Cellphone-buzz-vibrate-double-fast-table” - framing-noise  “Portal-ide” - couchhero  “Teleporter-24b” - blondcache “Teleport” - outroelison "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Hot off the heels of a diamond heist, Zola and Smyte pursue Trick and the Shard. Join our Patreon community for the aftershow, bonus episodes, polls, music downloads, and more!  Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.  Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.  Sound Effects:  "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti
 “Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  “Rockfall-06” - tim-kahn  “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb  “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu  "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76
 "Explosion" - tommccann  "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv
 "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe  “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir  “Sparks” - era
 "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone Additional sounds by Noah Perito

Zola faces the remaining two challenges of La Cultura, before attending an eventful after-party. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Cane-hitting-pavement-2” - tdude9000 “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Electirc-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Crowd-boo” - deleted-user-2104797_1 “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo “submarine-sonar” - breviceps “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscape All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under  AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michael Ghelfi,  or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito

Post-exile, the gang lives it up in Paddlewick for one last day- until two vivid dreams complicate the future....  Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi  Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Shop_door_bell+squeek" - 3bagbrew "Daytime Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Attribution - Battle calvary charge, shoulders marching sword fights, skirmish" - Michael Ghelfi "Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional sounds by Noah Perito and Shane Ertter

In the penultimate episode of our sixth arc, Smyte, Brigid and Zola delve the depths of Marfin's mansion, stumbling upon that which is... Inevitable. We'll be back next week with the finale of this arc! Join our $5 Patreon tier to hear our NEXT WEEK'S episode of The Afterlife, where we discuss this episode + the finale! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti  “Wind-blowing-and-howling-in-a-plastic-bottle-in-the-desert-of-chile” - felixblume "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu "teleporter-24b" - blendcache "teleport" - outroelison "crashing" - smmassuda “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Door opening 01” - Bowen707 "Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with sound “Phone-dial” - breviceps “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro "Bubbling" - infernus2 "Beer fermenter gurgling" - SpliceSound All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX,  Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.

Erza and Zola live it up as they reach the inner streets of Balderheim. Familiar figures follow, as always. Join our Patreon! We'll do a silly dance. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi “Small Marketplace”  - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Entrance bell” - zott820 “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes  “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Metalrattle_drawbridge” - jorickhoofd “Arrow-woosh-twang-01” - strangely-gnarled “Wood Splintering” - Craigsmith “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds Additional sounds by Noah Perito

This week, on Musemakers: Cora feels the sting of guilt while Dito rubs shoulders with the greats and begins his own search for an icon. Will our bards prove they have perfect pitch? Or will they find themselves falling flat? Let’s find out! Apologies for the audio quality issues, we had a microphone issue caused by our move to remote recording that has since been resolved. Episodes of Musemakers premiere bi-weekly on Tuesdays! Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Magpie” - straget “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Laughing Audience Sound Effect” - Gaming Sound FX “Taking-a-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment “Lightning crash” - noisenoir “Whip-crack” - scifisounds “Ariana Grande’s ACAPPELLA Whistle Notes” - Ariana Grande, Youtube Shorts “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun With Sound “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, Viral Vids NL, or Youtube Shorts. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito

....and we're BACK with Book Four of Try Not To Die! Transported via plant, Brigid and Smyte find themselves far away from The Socket. An onslaught of Omnimalum forces fall upon Zola and NP. The shard, as always, complicates matters. Thank you to our incredible guest, Ashley Goodwin! If you missed us during the break, become a member of our Patreon! You'll never be without sweet, sweet bonus content again. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Crowd-in-panic” - Ienba “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Lightning crash” - noisenoir “Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Bamf” - themfish “Cooing” - dobroide “Phone-dial” - breviceps “Cracking-earth-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “big Water Splash” - qubodup “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Stone-on-stone” - thanvannispen “Wind-2” - huggy13ear “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Gasp” - zerocarina All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi. Additional Sounds by Noah Perito

This time... on Musemakers! There exist secrets, past and present. Only the stars may illuminate the path to the truth. Join us on Patreon for our monthly talk-back show and bonus episodes! Your support is priceless to us. <3 Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Swimming Breaking Surface” - 13gpanskavalachristoffer “Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Water Dripping” - noahtheinfuriator “Timber-tree-falling-1” - matt_beer “Real T-Rex” - Studiomod “City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Laugh-group-of-children” - funwithsound “brazilian_waterfall_river” - superstudiobr “Crowd-boo” - deleted-user2104797 “Gasp” - zerocarina “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito