Those Who Aunt (The BabyMakers)

Pat and Mags welcome Uncle Pete to the podcast this week and we talk love through the funk, Jonestowning senior dogs, erotic manuals, and staycation cruising. TW: alternative uses for dowels

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Pete - Seth K. Thomas

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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What's an aunt? Why's an aunt? What? If you've ever asked yourself these questions and also if you haven't, this is the improvised podcast for you. Your hosts Pat and Mags talk all things aunt, occasionally uncle, and surprisingly often erotica on this weekly show. Their guests have included folks from SNL, My Neighbors are Dead, Ghosts, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Hello from the Magic Tavern and more from all over this middling land of ours.

So, lend them your ears every Sunday and you just might learn a little something. Or forget a bunch of stuff, who knows?

Uncle Julio challenges Pat and Mags this week with questions like: what's the deal with? who's dead? what is the matrix? and, are you tacoing to me? TW: online fascism and Dane Cook

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Julio - Ithamar Enriquez

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Aunt Vern visits with Pat and Mags this week and our talk includes abductees sweatshirts, human beans, excluded by Mennonites, landing the plane, extremely candid baby photos, birds wearing ponchos, going to the ground, and 38 flavors. TW: waiting tables

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Vern - Lauren Dowden

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags sound(s) off this week about all manner of things including dogs voices changing, mom and pop dental dams, accidental performance art, Phil the Hero, turning into an abacus, ishing someone will, Turd Pooz, and Dave Foley artist. TW: Blucifer

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags are joined this week by Uncle Dill and Uncle Do to talk more than a little about seasonal dating, the oldest living audience, Jackée, paying it sideways, bedazzling your hole, and when the rent is too damn low. TW: evening (leveling) the playing field

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncles Dill and Do - Colin Rourke and Garrett Williams

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags jam with Aunt Josephine this week and talk prescription crocs, KT lang tape, the taste of tar, invisible fence for women of a certain age, no women at the bottom of the ocean, dating dolphins, phish fry, george clinton's bathroom, cosigning Cleetus, gas powered scooters, facebook inc, the tinder grinder, lots of text on your driver's license, milking nuts, fryers that use air, toilet meatball, deflating fruit, iPhone 3, don't get tied down by no dusty man, more circulating, more percolating TW: divorcing dairy

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle 

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli 

Aunt Josephine - Shannon Joy Rodgers

Theme Song - The Qs 

Outro - Colleen Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

Artwork - Jordan Stafford 

Pat and Mags are running down a dream with Uncle Ricky this week, as they discuss the Helen Keller's political leanings, which Sully really is the miracle worker, building guitars from scratch, pencil-thin pubescent mustaches, walking and/or running on clouds, and really good business cards. TW: Marathon running for your one true love. 

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Ricky - Joe Kovach

Theme song - The Qs

Outro - Deb Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntra - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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Is this too wild? Pat and Mags try to keep Aunt Patty awake by diving into the Québécois, cheating the cruise industry, and emergency contacts who'll remove your condiments. TW: Mel Gibson.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Patty - Katie Rich

Theme song - The Qs

Outro - Debra Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Aunt Greenie (Kily Fitzgerald of Improv Asylum and The Second City) is our guest this week and we tackle Camelot lost, babies aunting babies, and who *exactly* is Danny Devito? TW: the contents of nuggets.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle 

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli 

Aunt Greenie - Kiley Fitzgerald 

Theme Song - The Qs 

Outro - Debra Duncan 

Artwork - Jordan Stafford 

Mauntras - Carol Doyle 

Editor - Dana Quercioli 

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Pat and Mags go towards the light with Aunt Tam and we talk drinking your gal, who decides what's poison, a woman named Tambourine, Mike Dropp, crashing christenings, when children are older ghosts, and water landing mustaches TW: graphs

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Tam - Katie Nahnsen

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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The wet 'n' wild Aunt Bev joins Pat and Mags this week and our ramblings include: things that are Swedish, wet for the right reasons, thumbs and butts, scooching your cootch, Peter Francis Geraci, Magical Mike, and Everybody loves Dr. Raymond Raymond. TW: slowly removing your foot from your father's hands

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Bev - Molly Hawkey

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle/Dana Quercioli 

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It's the 200th episode of this very podcast! Listen in as Pat and Mags talk the unfortunate, Jake Killenhall, IYKY2K, Pepe getting metoo'd, John Senorita, A Christmas to Jagmember, and One Dead Wife Lane.

TW: this podcast before a certain someone was apprehended

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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This week, Pat and Mags are joined by Uncle Dutch (Edgar Blackmon), the most glorious uncle. This trio is full of love, support, and interesting thoughts on books, music, and thick spaghetti. 

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle 

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli 

Uncle Dutch - Edgar Blackmon 

Theme song - The Qs 

Outro - Debra Duncan 

Artwork - Jordan Stafford 

Mauntra - Carol Doyle 

Editor - Dana Quercioli 

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Auntie Mags and Aunt Pat wrap up 2020 talking homemade riddles, when your name is Old Woman, apologizing in new languages, when life hands you a ham, and hateful coupons.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Aunt Brenda shows Pat and Mags the (flash)light this week and we touch on diaryying, swimmers fear anvil, what's stuck to who's hole, Wacker and Lower Wacker, and a non-existent Deaffrey. TW: theme songs in their entirety

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Brenda - Bente Engelstoft

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Aunt Trish swings by and oops! it's an intervention. Haircuts from drifters, somewhat useful role plays, and the inevitability of being the villain in most of your own stories is the meat of this particular podcast sandwich.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Trish - Amanda Blake Davis

Theme Song - The Qs

Outro - Debra Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntra - Carol Doyle 

Editor - Dana Quercioli 

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Pat and Mags rock and roll with Aunt Cay this week and we discuss gutter chasers, dry aerobics, Forever 33, waggin', being single dingle, things not included in the infrastructure bill, Dick Simmons, and sex talk rebuttals. TW: a bunch of stuff

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Cay - Kate James

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Home is where someone else's art is this week as we welcome Aunt Vivian to the podcast. We explore bathroom nonnis, when you're your own Ring, seizure-inducing seasons greetings, and all the stuff you didn't know you didn't have anymore.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Vivian - Molly Erdman

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags shoot the breeze with Aunt Chrystle this week and we cover when you're named for a paddle, Jerry, cramming ballots, Elvis at Jurassic Park, Santa Christ, ballssome, SacScent, in Russia food cooks you, when you don't serve ribs, and promo code: FALL23.

TW: being talked into The Mentalist

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Chrystle - Marina Mastros

Theme song - The Qs

Outro - Deb Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntra - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags get raw dogged by Uncle Alfie this week and our discussion includes a stray Tarantino, Al Pacino but smaller, underwear broccoli, Mo(town) problems, Indiana Jones: the Podcast, Rules of Four, Frankenstein's monster, and laser zappa. TW: another intervention

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle 

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli 

Uncle Alfie - Chris Candy 

Theme song - The Qs 

Outro - Debra Duncan 

Artwork - Jordan Stafford 

Mauntra - Carol Doyle 

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags feel a true sense of community with Auntie Em (Emma Pope) as they tackle everything from cars for junk, putting in a skylight so loved ones can watch over you, Fluffy Iglesias, Streampunk, getting out ahead of it, Dulles, insulting comics and much, much more.

TW: Ra.

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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Auntie Em - Emma Pope

Theme song - The Qs

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

The committee of Pat, Mags and Uncle Melvin convened this week and on the agenda: two empty fanny packs, obits/hot or not, unopened blu-ray players, two sidekicks, loopholes, a whole rockin' bod up on the world, and remember Nell(y). TW: people with luck

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Melvin - Macklen Makhloghi

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags anxiously welcome Uncle Burt to the podcast this week and talk turns to sharing time with raccoons, the Long Island Chiquita, Teen Dog 2: March Madness, but mostly The Good Wife. TW: JAG

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Burt - Brendan Dowling

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags mind meld with Punkle Jukebox this week, as they discuss such riveting topics as Tuesday Morning, out-cooking a cult, cheeses freaks, a fondue situation, the biggest chocolate fountain, the other Subway pervert, and bringing things through the back door. TW: Derek.

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We'd like to send a special congratulations to the Chardon High School Class of 2023, especially Josephine Grace! None of these kids will ever listen to this podcast, but they're going to get old someday and maybe then they'll hear it. Congrats, Josie, we love you so much!

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle 

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli 

Punkle Jukebox - Jake Noll

Theme Song - The Qs 

Outro - Dana Quercioli 

Editor - Dana Quercioli

Artwork - Jordan Stafford 

Take an amble down memory lane as Pat and Mags and two other broads revisit some of their favorite episodes!

Pat and Mags have a hard time hearing what they're hearing this week with Uncle Benny as they ponder our grandmother, Mr. Derek, trash cans of possibilities, iguanas in heat, when you're the Jackée, dragging a kite along the ground, Credit Mama, flammable looking women, and lip licks. TW: being a warning

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Benny - Brandon Sornberger

Outro - Debra Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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B'day from Pat and Mags! This week we chat wiping, old white man skeleton face, Benny Loggins, Candyass, This Here's Me, Stefani Schaefer of Fox 8 News, and front butt/back butt.

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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Theme song - The Qs

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

Pat and Mags ring in 2022 with a year in review and resolutions that touch on the Willenium, the genes on your noodle, getting XMen'd, going clear, cash or credit, nipples to toes, DMX/BMX, dick slaps, Beastmaster, cruising with dialects, and leaving a sandwich by the door. TW: 2021

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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Pat and Mags are joined this week by Aunt Star who shines a light on the issues of the day including Tic Tac, Burn Man, clown camp, fourgies, when the more you know the more you know that you don't know nothin', and being wild and unchilded. TW: Freddy Booger

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Starshine - Saliha Muttalib

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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This week, Aunt Pat (Colleen Doyle) and your Auntie Mags (Dana Quercioli) welcome Aunt Toots (Mystery Science Theater 3000's Rebecca Hanson)  into their homes and hearts to talk loudly about important issues like bathing suits, Myrtle Beach, Teen Wolf, and how to be the best aunt possible. TW: Funcles. 

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle 

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli 

Aunt Toots - Rebecca Hanson 

Theme Song - The Qs 

Outro - Debra Duncan 

Artwork - Jordan Stafford 

Pat and Mags sit a spell with Uncle Lowis and the chat that follows involves elbows in ears, the Kennedy curse, crotch crabs, a mess of papasan chairs, the porn chimney, a red river rivalry, steak fried steak, take a scooter, yardbirds, genderalizing, and hot hamburgers.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Lowis - David Lee Hess

Outro - Dana Quercioli

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags go full Haskell and Qbert this week to talk summer movies, which includes: What Year Is It? aunt island, Jon Arbuckle, Festerosa, a Ziggy movie, what's a date?, submarine levers, it buttons at the bosoms pull, the one eyed onion, relitigating the moon, the twisters are back, Colleen Bissell and Menace Spade. TW: Diane Keating's summer staples

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Outro - Dana Quercioli

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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This week Pat and Mags are in the same room to make desperate pleas, somewhat forgive people who did us wrong, and plug the HBOMax masterpiece, Hacks. Spoiler Alert: none of the plot points of Hacks

Joined by the amazing Uncle Rikki Gus, Pat and Mags power through big sleepover energy to deliver you what is sure to be a wild ride this week. They discuss music, fears, making a wound and inserting the sickness, the incredible Vicki Lawrence, music, the arts, and much, much more. TW: Corpus Christi

Pat and Mags run aground this week with VacatiAunt Margie, as they cruise through conversations about prison pen palls, girls trips with Murray, llama farms, crematoriums, using points for dreams, if your sauce is too sweet, shrimp, more shrimp, not enough shrimp, and which colors don't run. TW: the fate of many a llama.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Margie Minnows - Erin Keif

Outro - Dana Quercioli

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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Pat and Mags are joined by Aunt Mel this week and we talk two well-cut giblets, the fastest puss in the west, a surprising amount of Phil Collins, OSHA, visions of the Snapple lady, NERF's, Popeye's tattoo, The Chunk and The Gash, lezbrizzoners, sussudio, when art looks back at you, and the airport post office. TW: not enough beeps in the world

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Mel - Tina Arfaee

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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This week Pat and Mags chat with Uncle Abraham and we break down offshore credit cards, search history eulogies, new gutters, and the house that Facebook didn't build.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Abraham - Damian Anaya

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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This week, Pat and Mags have an affirmation celebration with Aunt Rita as they discuss "why?", A Thousand Tuesdays With Morrie, Betty Crooker,  Adverbs, both types of Clam Chowder, and what are the things. TW: Layaway

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Rita - Karen Graci 

Outro - Debra Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli 

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Pat and Mags are back and more confused than ever as they make an important announcement about the future of this very podcast.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Charlie McCrackin - Charlie McCrackin

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

Pat and Mags smell what Kitty Kat and Birdie are selling this week and our chat includes the bee B story, Footsie, new coffin smell, #alsome, rock soap, Richard Gere impersonators, 2 Rues, medical estate sales and inching towards the pole. TW: something about nomads?

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Birdie - Sophie Delaney

Aunt Kitty Kat - Jess Uhler

Outro - Deb Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntra - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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We get silly this week with Aunt Sib as we talk fish with ears but no bones, what happened to Dolly, Cabot Cove in Kissimmee, toe rings in the backyard, not now Mamma Mia, sleeping with mirrors, and monkeys changing wifi passwords. TW: BIRDS ARE REAL

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Sib - Phylicia McLeod

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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The committee of Pat, Mags and Uncle Melvin convened this week and on the agenda: two empty fanny packs, obits/hot or not, unopened blu-ray players, two sidekicks, loopholes, a whole rockin' bod up on the world, and remember Nell(y). TW: people with luck

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Melvin - Macklen Makhloghi

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags get some 'splaining from Uncle Roger this week which includes animated documentaries, Verner's Hairsmog, MILF corn, the goiter act, aging like gas station wine, writing in Stillvester Stabone, hitting the brown note, and a baja blast cleanse. TW: The General is a chad

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Roger - Luke Null

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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In this episode, Aunt Pat (Colleen Doyle) and Auntie Mags (Dana Quercioli) welcome Aunt Francine (Katie Klein of The Second City, Superhuman, and Ed & Kath) to the podcast to discuss The Amazing Race, dead jewelry, and a period that is more than late. TW: Funcles.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Francine - Katie Klein

Theme Song - The Qs

Outro - Debra Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

This week, Pat and Mags talk about wall scones, big door knockers, and the right kind of couples' massages with Uncle Marv, who really works hard for his money. TW: Ronnie and Bonnie

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Marv -Tim Baltz

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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Pat and Mags ham (and turkey) it up with Auntie Sunny this week as they discuss questions nobody's ever asked before, Droopy Dogging, is Porky Pig okay anymore?, softening your noodle, your sexuality as it pertains to Saltburn, and a different kind of chainmail.

TW: Runners.

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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Auntie Sunny - Holly Laurent

Theme song - The Qs

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

This week, Pat and Mags talk about wall scones, big door knockers, and the right kind of couples' massages with Uncle Marv, who really works hard for his money. TW: Ronnie and Bonnie

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Marv -Tim Baltz

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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Pat and Mags are joined this week by Uncle Dill and Uncle Do to talk more than a little about seasonal dating, the oldest living audience, Jackée, paying it sideways, bedazzling your hole, and when the rent is too damn low. TW: leveling the playing field

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncles Dill and Do - Colin Rourke and Garrett Williams

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags are joined by Uncle Trip this week and we break down beefing powder, vitamin bins, circle JAGs, mouse kisses, St. Johns Bay, squattomans, jizztellers, getting pooned, rubbage, and dying in 3/4 time. TW: bad news from an Elvis

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Trip - Richie Moriarty

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Uncle Doug proselytizes for uncles this week as he and the aunts discuss The Big Bopper, 19 naughty 8, pervart, Hollywood bees, and when your vibe is I'm choking. TW: acronyms you don't know

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Doug - Tommy Bechtold

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags dive deep into their phones this week and messages include ass dialing, the Beverly Hillbillies, gas induced shoplifting, the Richard Brimley cruise, and as always who's dead. 

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Outro - Debra Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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This week, Pat and Mags are joined by Uncle Dutch (Edgar Blackmon), the most glorious uncle. This trio is full of love, support, and interesting thoughts on books, music, and thick spaghetti. 

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle 

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli 

Uncle Dutch - Edgar Blackmon 

Theme song - The Qs 

Outro - Debra Duncan 

Artwork - Jordan Stafford 

Mauntra - Carol Doyle 

Editor - Dana Quercioli 

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Aunt Ruby blesses Pat and Mags with her presence this week and we talk one-way cruising, budding, tiny mouths, the dressing-down of bullies, Overstock Syndrome, being made of one tube, soups, and absolutely shredding. TW: Bosoms

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Ruby - Shelly Gossman

Outro - Debra Duncan

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Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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Aunt Sherry is music to our ears this week as we discuss the dong-tor being in, dealing meals, Sweet Freedom, and moving the tree. 

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Sherry - Jaime Moyer

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags are joined this week by Aunt Marge and our chat includes a chair you can't imagine, Bumper Stumpers, Imposter Syndrome, a Napoleon Dynamite Complex and the N-O word. TW: Mom Blogs?

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Marge - Deena Nyer Mendlowitz

Outro - Deb Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntra - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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This week Pat and Mags chat with Uncle Abraham and we break down offshore credit cards, search history eulogies, new gutters, and the house that Facebook didn't build.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Abraham - Damian Anaya

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags run aground this week with VacatiAunt Margie, as they cruise through conversations about prison pen palls, girls trips with Murray, llama farms, crematoriums, using points for dreams, if your sauce is too sweet, shrimp, more shrimp, not enough shrimp, and which colors don't run. TW: the fate of many a llama.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Margie Minnows - Erin Keif

Outro - Dana Quercioli

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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Pat and Mags march the ball down the field with Uncle Bucko, as they discuss  extremely high deductibles, Multilevel Marketing, being homeschooled, kids in cars, shots for dogs, Easter traditions, NANTUCKET across the back, and how the skies change. TW: Public Transportation. 

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Bucko - Andrew Knox

Outro - Nicky Toth

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntra - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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Pat and Mags conspire with Aunt Viv this week to get to the bottom of gingham style, rewatching OJ, assking/ass king, general studies, dachsunding someone, the vulva of the venom diagram, weather diaries, putting your purse together, being, willfully mute, and a Valifesto. TW: doing your own research

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Viv - Nancy Friedrich

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags use their full throats this week to talk Blanket, heterophobia, haunted church hallways, NeighborsDoor, Scream 4, donating period blood, lap and butt dances, The Exortits, and the great Calgon/Prego debate. TW: the gas man

Pat and Mags go whole hog this week talkin' Brian, the quads on Di, thinking of an Arby's, the lyrics to ER, tailpipe genitalia, big breakfasts and shoe polish, and MOMS. Help us get to 100! Subscribe rate and review; this Gold Bond doesn't pay for itself!

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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle 

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli 

Theme Song - The Qs 

Outro - Debra Duncan 

Artwork - Jordan Stafford 

This week, Pat and Mags bend over and take a good hard look with Uncle Wally, and our chat includes going through the looking glass, tuk tuks, Sex Packets, whether or not the Hamburglar was the hot one, yams of sorts, and literally everything else.  TW: Liquid Death. 

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Wally - Zach Thompson

Outro - Deb Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntra - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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Pat and Mags have hooked a live one this week when they're joined by Patron Saint and Poet Laureate of this very podcast, Carol Doyle.  TW: Aunt attitudes

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Carol Doyle - Carol Doyle

Outro - Tina Quercioli

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntra - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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Aunt Santina blesses Pat and Mags with her presence this week and we talk strange babies, getting funged, a lot of rattan, Frauda and Fauxch, gastroenterologist Joe, secrets whispered into butts, double penne alla vodka, cleaning the organ and deadbeat mountaineers. TW: Phantom

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Santina - Rachael Mason

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags welcome the sweet and sugary Uncle Suresh to the podcast this week to talk dancing crab unions, this oughta be good dot com, widow counts, and when your Sprite passes on.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Suresh - Neal Dandade

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Aunt Shirley Uncle joins Pat and Mags this week and we consider when your face is wider than your shoulders, King Kong's dingdong, when all these bitches your sons, save-the-dates for funerals, reverse cowgirl or whatever, and the heebie jeebies/holly jollies. TW: reclining into the void

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Shirley Uncle - Lisa Beasley

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags catch up this week and topics include smile pasta, who's/what's loo/lou?, RIP Cookie, square dancing, chum, a fear of jazz, and scrubbin' and chubbin'. TW: the aforementioned feet

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

Pat and Mags are in the presence of greatness this week with real-life niece extraordinaire, Josie. They learn all kinds of things and enjoy the presence of youth. Topics include: Snapping with boys, trying hard, more purses, the injustice of Justice, drinking and drying, and Cancun. TW: Broadway at the Beach

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Josie - Josie LoCoco

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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Bing! Pat and Mags crash right into conversation with Uncle Cramblin this week, as they discuss the mind's ear, The Ladder, an amazing flesh sack, negging your car, Chili's Slamz, REALLY GOOD 3 ON 3 BASKETBALL, how movement is medicine, a mustard heiress, tiptoeing into the future, circle states, and honestly so much more. TW: Inverted Scrotums.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Cramblin - Geoff Dow

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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Pat and Mags go in circles this week with Uncle Aunt Denandra when we talk paying for the sizzle, when your shirt says "this is medical", travel plaza poets, reclaimed linoleum, pina la quintas, romancing the bean, a one bush sleeper cell, Auto Dater, raccoons in a haypatch, gettin' there better, and medium credit scores. TW: home remedies that don't

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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Aunt Denandra - Ever Mainard

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Aunt Cathy joins Pat and Mags this week and breakthroughs are achieved with respect to furries, Marshall's, and eventually bathing your aunt. This episode is not intended for nieces and nephews under 30.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Cathy - Celeste Pechous

Theme song - The Qs

Outro - Debra Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Auntie Maude visits with Mags and Pat and together we ponder did FDR roll it out? If alien robots can ski well, what's next? Are our shins clean enough? What does Hanukkah smell like? TW: May-December romances where the man is once again the December.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Auntie Maude Butts - Lily Sullivan

Theme song - The Qs

Outro - Debra Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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Hide your pillows and hide your doorknobs because this week Bernice the niece joins Pat and Mags on the podcast. We have a heart-to-heart-to-heart about being a not dead ghost, fisticuffing your mom, messages from the trunk, and Quincy Jones lookalikes.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Bernice the Niece - Allison Ringhand

Outro - Debra Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags (role) play with Uncle Mikey and we talk faceshaming, smurfs and then avatars, knowing the toilet will go off, Newhart, keeping people out of the jacuzzi, when you're air, and butt energy. TW: small businesses without natural light

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Mikey - Kevin Sciretta

Outro - Dana Quercioli

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntra - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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Aunt RoRo schemes with us this week to tackle keeping Kelly Clarkson's mouth out of your mouth, watching out for pyramids, international insults, changes in aptitudes, and reformed carnies. TW: more Mentalist

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt RoRo - Robyn Lynne Norris

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags horse around with Cuncle RB this week and talk turns to Rubber Folk, the landline drinking game, the dearly belated, when you're your own horse, a stepladder to heaven, teeth and corn and procedurals for kids. TW: shellfish at the ballpark

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Cuncle RB - RB Butcher

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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The absolutely too honest Sprint brings big niece energy to the podcast this week and we discuss when you get fruit, your friend's metal shoes, The Piercing Vagodas, bringing back Microsoft Outlook, & dipping and/or bouncing. TW: Claire's

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Sprint - Lureena Cornwell

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags do their best to provide full-bodied guidance to Uncle Brendy (Brendan Fitzgibbons) this week as they discuss East Dundee, IL, thoughtful gift-giving, an all neck playlist, credit card swipes, and almost too much more. TW: another intervention kinda?

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle 

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli 

Uncle Brendy - Brendan Fitzgibbons

Theme song - The Qs 

Outro - Debra Duncan 

Artwork - Jordan Stafford 

Mauntra - Carol Doyle 

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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Pat and Mags circle up with Aunt Gail this week and we cover summer detention, a hairy esophagus, tequila rose, agug or agag, dick on down the road, Catherine O'Perry, JO bros, and Bob Euchre. TW: taking Inception

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Gail - Margaret Edwartowski

Theme song - The Qs

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntra - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

Pat and Mags are joined by Alexis this week and we cover snorting lipitor, going into a frugue state, Godzillow, getting buried, unhoused realtors, the cryptokeeper, Pete Robinson's sex caves, Fartsnight, and being a Love bully. TW: whatever escrow is.

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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Charlie McCrackin - Charlie McCrackin

Aunt Alexis - Alexis Smith

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

Aunt Tishy chitter chatters and dribble drabbles with Mags and Pat this week and we cover being your own sneeze guard, tipping with personal checks, reframing, and less effective kegels.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Tishy - Kate Duffy

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Aunt Trish (Amanda Blake Davis) swings by and oops! it's an intervention. Haircuts from drifters, somewhat useful role plays, and the inevitability of being the villain in most of your own stories is the meat of this particular podcast sandwich.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Trish - Amanda Blake Davis

Theme Song - The Qs

Outro - Debra Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntra - Carol Doyle 

Editor - Dana Quercioli 

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Aunt Cathy (Celeste Pechous) joins Pat and Mags this week and breakthroughs are achieved with respect to furries, Marshall's, and eventually bathing your aunt. This episode is not intended for nieces and nephews under 30.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Cathy - Celeste Pechous

Theme song - The Qs

Outro - Debra Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Bing! Pat and Mags crash right into conversation with Uncle Cramblin this week, as they discuss the mind's ear, The Ladder, an amazing flesh sack, negging your car, Chili's Slamz, REALLY GOOD 3 ON 3 BASKETBALL, how movement is medicine, a mustard heiress, tiptoeing into the future, circle states, and honestly so much more. TW: Inverted Scrotums.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Cramblin - Geoff Dow

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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Mags and Pat share visions with Cousin this week and we philosophize about where the cans go, stay-at-home criminals, Shriners, and dating your pets in the afterlife.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Cousin - E.R. Fightmaster 

Theme song - The Qs

Outro - Deb Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntra - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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Pat and Mags have a roller coaster of a chat this week with Aunt Penny and we cover calgon removing us from this mortal plane, the old tame west, a baker's dozen of Lassies, Hidden Valley Ranch, infinite Johnnie Cochrans, America's Roller Coast, double catfished, and smiling vs. snarling. TW: unrealistically erotic coffee commercials

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Penny - Nancy Hayden

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags are forced to welcome Mouthjamily members Johnnifer and Tinsel, hosts of D-D-D-Dating, onto the podcast. Does this episode go off the rails? Was it ever on the rails? The answers to these questions only beg more questions. TW: Muppets.

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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Charlie McCrackin - Charlie McCrackin

Johnnifer - Brook Breit

Tinsel - Erin Keif

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Charlie McCrackin

Pat and Mags shoot the drupes with Uncle Jack this week and we cover all the low-hanging fruit including: a meet Cutie, mostly decapitated, an open blouse casket, when your wig falls off, plantainsplaining, going viral against your will, when the swamp will take your body, and melon checkers. TW: flash mobs

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Jack - Zach Huddleston

Theme Song - The Qs

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Aunt Chia wows Pat and Mags as they discuss the importance of international healthcare, the unknowable true age of cats, leggings under jeans, the expensive kind of label-maker, losing value by takin' 'er off the lot, thick seams, and HeyYous.   

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Chia - Ana Silva

Outro - Debra Duncan

Theme Song - The Qs

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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Uncle Dale finds time between gigs for a chat with Mags and Pat and we break down Willy Loman's shorts, Skid Row fan clubs, Florida rooms, and the siren song of four wheeling.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Dale - Adam Peacock

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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We go from zero to sixty this week with Uncle Dan and our conversation includes ramming grandmas, the laziest river, resettled shoe salesmen, DJ Jazzy Jeff, Venmo-ing Max Headroom, appraising your bird, and apologizing to Tina Turner. TW: European show sizes

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Dan - Matt Young

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags have fellowship with Aunt May this week and our talk spans Dwight Yoakurt, when God is the ham, Beyond Jesus, weekly calls to the FBI, institutional incense, oontsy foontsy, a sixth sense for toes, turnstiles, and Sinbad at orientation. TW: porta-pottie promises

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt May - Eva Lewis

Outro - Deb Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntra - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags get down to the hard truth with Aunt Molly, as they discuss the opposite of phallic, the pure and missed potential of both polling places and voting itself, the pitfalls of being honest while dating, and whether electric guitars lose value immediately. TW: edible underwears

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Molly - Mo Welch

Theme song - The Qs

Outro - Deb Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntra - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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On this week's journey Pat and Mags are joined by Uncle Chewy and we talk police school, a well-oiled captain, the gaypvine, never forgetting Chuck and Larry, Mailboxes, Etc., awapuhi, and Joe Pesci's mumble double.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Chewy - Martin Garcia

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags manifest-o a new episode with Uncle Ted Kaczynski (No Relation) and we talk an 80s business boy, god juju, stranger butts, accidental Yelps, fingers too short for a firearm, BBMd, Elkhorn, the Arby's pimp, mouth numbers, and a bucket of silly parts. TW: men who write

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle 

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli 

Uncle Ted - Dan White

Theme Song - The Qs 

Editor - Colleen Doyle

Artwork - Jordan Stafford 

Auntie Maude visits with Mags and Pat and together we ponder did FDR roll it out? If alien robots can ski well, what's next? Are our shins clean enough? What does Hanukkah smell like? TW: May-December romances where the man is once again the December.

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Auntie Maude Butts - Lily Sullivan

Theme song - The Qs

Outro - Debra Duncan

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Dana Quercioli

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This week Pat and Mags are big fans of Uncle Van and we explore the straightest thing about us, getting auntsy, sweaty bangs, being meatballs adjacent, a child's war, when you're too tall for Costco rules to apply, and The Old Rush. TW: let's go!

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Uncle Van - Andy St. Clair

Outro - Colleen Doyle

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Pat and Mags rock and roll with Aunt Cay this week and we discuss gutter chasers, dry aerobics, Forever 33, waggin', being single dingle, things not included in the infrastructure bill, Dick Simmons, and sex talk rebuttals. TW: a bunch of stuff

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli

Aunt Cay - Kate James

Artwork - Jordan Stafford

Mauntras - Carol Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

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Uncle Donnie joins Pat and Mags this week and we ponder In House IT: My 2 Aunts, salthounds, Max Bedroom, emotional dogs, big awning, the customer is sometimes ignorant, hard wine, tapping it, the math these days, where are the california raisins now, Guillaume, and the mens room in your home TW: scrum

Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle 

Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli 

Uncle Donnie - Peter Gwinn

Theme Song - The Qs 

Outro - Colleen Doyle

Editor - Colleen Doyle

Artwork - Jordan Stafford