The Vesta Clinic (thevestaclinicpodcast)
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| 20 Apr 2023 | Bonus Episode 3: Bucket List | 00:07:28 | |
The Professor wants to tick something off their bucket list. ** Listener submissions are now open for Season 2 of The Vesta Clinic! Submit your ideas at: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions ** ______________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, Christopher Stoops as The Professor and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1.
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
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| 20 Feb 2025 | 18. Temporising Measures | 00:21:20 | |
Patient: NOSL11 Date: 662/2/2732 Patient ID: 77347785
Presenting Complaint: Check up
Rai needs a rubber duck. Faye talks autonomy.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as The Professor, AMC as Faye Underwood and Kamen Cooley-Greene. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Toast’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
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Content Warnings: Reference to known character death (The Professor); discussions of: organ transplantation, fertility treatments, non-consensual experimentation on a sentient being, palliation of an infant, amniocentesis; blank episode; reference to long-term mental health condition; reference to taking medication for a mental health condition; discussion of abortion; fears surrounding becoming a parent | |||
| 26 Jan 2023 | Bonus Episode 1: Q**** | 00:05:34 | |
It’s a slow day at The Vesta Clinic. ______________________
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and the Gladiators: Neptune Announcer and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Transcripts are available here!
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1.
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
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| 22 Jun 2022 | 4. Shedding Syndrome | 00:20:24 | |
Date: 568/1/2732 Patient: 'Maya', DPCC ID 0185505. Human Patient ID: 00651528 Presenting Complaint: Itchy rash Human dermatology is not Dr Underwood’s strong point. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Christopher Stoops. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Reasonable Force’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Connect2 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org Critical Stop4 by RICHERIandTV at Freesound.org iPhone_Texting.wav by MATRIXXX_ at Freesound.org unfa's Menu Sounds by unfa at Freesound.org
Content Warnings: Rodent creatures, Fantasy prison system, References to criminal activity including kidnap
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| 27 Feb 2025 | Prescribed Listening: Waiting For October | 00:16:58 | |
What’s this?! A new prescription? We heard you were feeling [shudder] bored of aliens and wanted to consider other genres. We get it. It happens to the best of us and you’ve come to the right place to get that seen to.
Listen to Waiting For October to enter a literal world of fiction! Find the show on any good podcast platform or at monkeymanproductions.com.
Transcript: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/prescribed-listening
You can find the cast and crew in lots of places! Email: waitingforoctoberpod@gmail.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/monkeymanproductions Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeymanProductions/ Instagram: @monkeymanprod Tumblr: @monkeymanproductions TikTok: @waitingforoct
And you can find us on tumblr, bluesky and instagram @vestaclinicpod! | |||
| 31 Aug 2023 | Prescribed Listening: Moonbase Theta, Out | 00:06:25 | |
Hello and welcome to Prescribed Listening where we, the Vesta team, advise you on great audio drama to cure all ails. We don’t want you to miss us too much while we work on season 2 and thought sharing other shows would help you find other great stuff to listen to! To kick us off, we’d like to share some thoughts and the first episode of a firm favourite: Moonbase Theta, Out. Find out more about the show (and keep watching the Moon!) on their website. You can also find the Moonbase Theta, Out team on Tumblr, Twitter and Facebook: @monkeymanproductions. Be sure to follow them to find out what happens after the Moon! Transcripts are available here! | |||
| 08 Sep 2023 | Prescribed Listening: Chain of Being | 00:08:39 | |
Back for your repeat prescription? This one should last you until October! Chain of Being is a mythic Sci-fi audio drama set in a world of hyper advanced technologies and ancient magics. The team have been kind enough to share S1E14 ‘The Warlord’ with us. Transcript and original show notes available here! Content warnings: Gunfire, Reference to Gore, Christianity. Find out more about the show here! Support the crowd funder here! Follow them on Twitter and Tumblr @chainofbeing for updates! Transcript available here. | |||
| 31 Aug 2022 | 9. Make Pace | 00:29:36 | |
Date: 615/1/2732 Patient: Unknown. Whippomorpha Galactica Patient ID: Awaited Presenting Complaint: Cardiogenic Shock Scan. Wire. Trial Detach. Where is Dr Adra when you need her?
LISTEN TO TELL NO TALES WHERE YOU GET YOUR PODCASTS. Tell no Tales is a queer, paranormal audio drama. Follow Leo Quinn (beloved) as they investigate the ethics and truth behind Better Place, the ghost removal service they work for. Tell No Tales is a fantastic and compassionate spin on your classic, investigative spooky story and we could not recommend it more highly! __________________________________________________________
(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene. Thank you messages by AMC.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Olive Branch’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
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Content warnings: Life or death medical scenarios, high risk behaviour
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| 21 Apr 2022 | The Vesta Clinic Trailer | 00:01:44 | |
Listen to the trailer for The Vesta Clinic - seeing patients from the 12th May 2022. Want more Vesta Clinic? Follow us on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod. Transcript available on our website! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Featuring: AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, and Sec as himself. _______________________ This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org | |||
| 08 Jun 2022 | 3. Vet | 00:18:16 | |
Date: 562/1/2732 Patient: Lee Houndsworth. Human Patient ID: 00347512
Presenting complaint: Abdominal pain
Some patients are best treated in the vacuum of Space.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Buzzing’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
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Content Warnings: Xenophobia, parasites, deception
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| 26 Oct 2022 | 13. Hermit Reflex | 00:24:14 | |
Date: 638/2/2732 Patient: Rana [spiky cloud, teeth]. Neritopod Patient ID: 27466591 Presenting Complaint: Egg check and vaccinations It’s completely biologically appropriate. Still weird, though. __________________________________________________________ (Stay safe! Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings for this episode!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Did You Pack Your Shell Or Did Somebody Pack It For You?l’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
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| 09 Jan 2025 | Season 2 Trailer | 00:00:46 | |
So many questions! And one very important answer!
The Vesta Clinic is created by AMC. You heard the voices of AMC, Kamen Cooley-Greene, Ruby Campbell and Christopher Stoops. Transcript: AMC: Hello listener, are you wondering when The Vesta Clinic will return? I can tell you that season two is full of questions. Questions like: Various Voices: Are we working hard or are we hardly working? [SEC: questioning ping] What? What? Is that a FASERUNR?! [SEC: questioning ping] AMC: Don’t worry! There are also answers. Various Voices: How many patients are you bringing in? Uhh, all of them? [SEC: questioning ping] Post-viral hypoviscosity? No - thank stars! Sec does prefer it when our patients don’t ooze. [SEC: affirmative ping] AMC: But in answer to your question, The Vesta Clinic will return on the 23rd January 2025. We can’t wait to be back. | |||
| 28 Dec 2024 | Season 2 Teaser Trailer | 00:00:46 | |
The Vesta Clinic will return in early 2025. Are you ready? This trailer featured music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. You heard AMC as Faye Underwood, Christopher Stoops as The Professor and someone else, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Sec as himself! Please share the first season of the show with fellow audio fiction fans and get excited for season 2! More updates to come on our socials @vestaclinicpod! Transcript: [Various voices] Patient: Soothgrantoth, Doothgrund Patient: Bomoo, Oogaroob Patient: Garthangrosk, Ceresaur Patient: Grey Moon Low Horizon Kawsenclan Internal auditory hallucinations… fantastic stuff! I - had never seen anything like it. Whoa. Slow down, imaginary audience! And hold your imaginary applause! Right. This is serious. We are adopting a kill on sight policy. You’ve got about 5 seconds before this gets really spicy.
SEC: typing on screen, typing on screen, questioning ping [Translated: The Vesta Clinic will return in early 2025. Are you ready?]
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| 14 Sep 2022 | 10. Cross Wires | 00:22:32 | |
Date: 621/2/2732 Patient: Captain Adrastos Endora, Adrilaen Patient ID: 0000000X. Presenting Complaint: Bionic Update
No matter how tired you are, it’s never a good idea to straight up hack a patient’s limb off. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Christopher Stoops.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Brave Girl’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
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Content Warnings: reference to past traumatic injury, needle phobia, military references, references to amputation | |||
| 17 Apr 2025 | 22. Magic | 00:20:49 | |
Date: 24/1/2733 Patient: Amelia MacGriffen, human Patient ID: 68392743
Presenting Complaint: Distress
Dr Underwood attempts magic.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Scrungly’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
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Content Warnings: Care of an autistic child by a medical professional; non-verbal character using communication tools; self-harm; reference to scratching; reference to biting (self and others); child distress; parental distress; discussions of kidnapping | |||
| 06 Mar 2025 | 19. Trouble Some | 00:20:16 | |
Patient: Eskae, Cress’p Date: 663/2/2732 Patient ID: 5428930
Presenting Complaint: Incoordination
Dr Adra needs to sleep.
This episode was a submission from our WONDERFUL listener boombox-fuckboy. We loved how truly imaginative the idea was and we hope you enjoy the episode! If you don’t follow them on tumblr, you are missing out on great audio drama news, art and musings!
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, AMC as Faye Underwood and Computer and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by AMC
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Dreamless Yectoba’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
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Content Warnings: Mention of dementia, sleep deprivation
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| 25 May 2022 | 2. Hivemind | 00:17:42 | |
Date: 557/1/2732 Patient: Flea. Anthophiloid Patient ID: 01475632
Presenting complaint: Developmental concerns
The patient isn’t the only one with growing pains.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Christopher Stoops.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Buzzing’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
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Content Warnings: Bees, buzzing sound effects, reference to past bullying, fatphobia, references to puberty, references to romantic and sexual attraction, reference to potential disclosure of abuse of a minor
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| 24 Nov 2022 | 15. Test Tube Baby II | 00:26:59 | |
Date: 647/2/2732 Patient: NOSL11 Patient ID: 77347785 Presenting Complaint: Pregnancy Check-up A familiar face brings some brand new problems. ______________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Green. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode and all previous episodes is available at: https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org button (4).wav by kwazi at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Referenced death of a character; medical issues in a foetus; exam failure | |||
| 06 Jul 2022 | 5. Heart Broken | 00:28:04 | |
Date: 570/1/2732 Patient: Do'oo'too, Troglodan Patient ID: 00946713
Presenting Complaint: Alive?
Dr Underwood meets a biological impossibility and makes a friend.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell (quietly) as Xaelest Adra . Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called 'Reverberation’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
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Content Warnings: Death, Grief, Euthanasia, Sacrifice, Loneliness
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| 03 Apr 2025 | 21. Mucilaginous | 00:19:57 | |
Date: 345/1/2730 Patient: Bomoo, Oogaroob Patient ID: 98573928
Presenting complaint: Auditory Hallucinations
The Professor solves a mystery. Sec does prefer it when their patients don’t ooze.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruy Campbell.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Lumpectomy’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
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Content Warnings: Discussion of symptoms of psychosis including hallucinations, thought disturbance, and mood changes; brief mention of harm to self/others (of which there is none); terminally ill character ignoring medical advice; euphemistic discussions of illness and death; stoma mention; non-oral feeding mention | |||
| 10 Nov 2022 | 14. Seed Bombing | 00:18:10 | |
Date: 645/2/2732 Patient: Qiif, Qiquk Patient ID: 48596172 Presenting complaint: Loss of smell
Dr Underwood finds joy in her work. __________________________________________________________
(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Christopher Stoops
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Recognised Complications’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
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| 06 Feb 2025 | 17. Drifter | 00:25:44 | |
Patient: ‘Goggles’, Gralli Date: 661/2/2732 Patient ID: 4869573
Presenting Complaint: Drifting
Dr Underwood wouldn’t, perhaps, use the word ‘cursed’.
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by AMC.
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Content Warnings: Consistent references to alien insects and their anatomy; ethically uncertain use of relative as a translator; language barriers; genetic medical conditions; discussion of known character death (The Professor)
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| 16 Feb 2023 | Season 1 Bloopers | 00:10:16 | |
Headphones advised: these bloopers contain swearing! The people involved in making The Vesta Clinic are all "experienced professionals"… well, you’ll hear. ______________________ The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Kamen Cooley-Greene, AMC, Ruby Campbell and Christopher Stoops.
Transcripts are available here!
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Content Warnings: No major content warnings | |||
| 03 Jan 2024 | Prescribed Listening: InCo | 00:02:18 | |
| 12 Oct 2022 | 12. Prestigist | 00:20:06 | |
Patient: Aurelle Cherith, Thyreophoran Date: 635/2/2732 Patient ID: 10003478 Presenting Complaint: Scale Colour
Dr Underwood sees red.
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Christopher Stoops.
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Content Warnings: Reference to body image issues, cosmetic procedures, social media related pressures, emotional distress, reference to potential safeguarding issues, deception | |||
| 17 Aug 2022 | 8. Test Tube Baby | 00:26:07 | |
Date: 604/1/2732 Patient: Novel Organic Sentient Lifeform Eleven. Patient ID: 77347785 Presenting Complaint: Nausea and vomiting
If you’ve never seen a patient like zir before, it might be because there’s never been a patient like zir before. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Christopher Stoops.
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| 23 Mar 2023 | Bonus Episode 2: Hazing | 00:05:19 | |
A new arrival at The Vesta Clinic allows Sec to cause some mischief. ______________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and AMC as Faye Underwood. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1.
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| 11 May 2022 | 1. The Pilot | 00:23:04 | |
Date: 551/1/2732 Patient: Ikogrisk. Ceresaur Patient ID: 00347891 Presenting complaint: Pre-flight Safety Check It’s Dr Underwood’s first day at the Vesta Clinic. But . . . perhaps she shouldn’t have told them that. __________________________________________________________
(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
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| 03 Aug 2022 | 7. FASERUNR | 00:25:22 | |
Date: 592/1/2732 Patient: Sung Fang, human Patient: ID 34565432 Presenting Complaint: Seizure Activity Hello, welcome to The Vesta Cl- have we met before? __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Christopher Stoops as The Professor and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
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Content Warnings: Referenced character loss (presumed death)
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| 20 Jul 2022 | 6. Growth | 00:21:38 | |
Date: 580/1/2732 Patient: Sida Cupress Pinoles. Arbolite Patient ID: 00952604 Presenting Complaint: New Growth _____________________________________________________
(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra . Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Christopher Stoops.
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Content Warnings: Cancer, mentions of colonialism, historical interspecies tensions | |||
| 06 Nov 2023 | Prescribed Listening: The End | 00:01:41 | |
Welcome back to Prescribed Listening where we, the Vesta team, advise you on great audio drama listens for aches +/- pains. If you love completed stories, you should definitely check out The End, a newsletter bringing you the best shows with endings to boot. Find them here and be sure to subscribe so as not to miss an issue! | |||
| 22 Dec 2022 | Season 1 Q&A (Part 1) | 00:39:25 | |
Thank you for listening to the first part of our Q&A, featuring AMC (creator and voice of Dr Underwood), Kamen Cooley-Greene (voice of Dr Solari), Christopher Stoops (voice of The Professor), and Ruby Campbell (voice of Dr Adra and composer). We had so much fun answering your questions (hence the giggling) that there’s a whole other part on its way soon! If you can’t wait, the whole thing is available on our Patreon now! If you love the show, don't forget to leave a review and share it with people you love!! Stay tuned at the end for a teaser for Among the Stacks. Find them here! A huge thanks to everyone who submitted Qs, we really appreciate your enthusiasm for the show <3
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| 23 Jan 2025 | 16. On Gaspra | 00:29:24 | |
Patient: Soothgrantoth; Aaran; [Redacted] Date: 659/2/2732 Patient IDs to follow.
Presenting Complaint: to follow.
You know how bar fights are . . .
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Eluthero’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod. Patrons will also have access to exclusive bloopers from this episode!
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Content Warnings: Poorly managed diabetes, reference to cannulation and injections, non-permanent vision loss, reference to violence, fictional weapon mention, reference to eye anatomy and examination, reference to flirting between clinic nurse and a patient, reference to implanted devices, reference to broken bones, reference to alcohol
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| 28 Sep 2022 | 11. Lab Notes | 00:20:39 | |
Date: 629/2/2732 Patient: Orik Orikosint, Calibuman Patient ID: 11948526 Please attach to Lab Notes γτ97-W4-OOC-19 Presenting Complaint: Nil - Attended as part of routine research follow-up
You’re more than a point in our dataset. Unfortunately for you. __________________________________________________________
(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Christopher Stoops as The Professor. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
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Content Warnings: Referenced past death of a character | |||
| 20 Mar 2025 | 20. Haemohalter | 00:24:06 | |
Patient: Aqsa Hakim, Human Date: 11/1/2733 Patient ID: 2754839
Presenting Complaint: Nosebleed
It was the Ecchus Chasma of nosebleeds.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruy Campbell.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
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Content Warnings: Blood (nosebleeds and other types of bleeding); menstruation mention; squeaking, cleaning sounds at the start of the episode; character makes jokes about own mental health condition
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| 29 Feb 2024 | Prescribed Listening: Travelling Light | 00:16:52 | |
A new prescription! This one is guaranteed to have you feeling better in no time. If you love wholesome science fiction (AKA this very show!) you’ll love Travelling Light from the brains and heart behind Monstrous Agonies. To find out more, follow the creators on twitter, tumblr and bluesky and find transcripts and more on their website! Transcript for this prescription available here! | |||
| 29 Dec 2022 | Season 1 Q&A (Part 2) | 00:40:40 | |
Please enjoy the second part of our end of season Q&A! Featuring AMC, Kamen Cooley-Greene, Ruby Campbell and Christopher Stoops. Be sure to follow @vestaclinicpod on Tumblr, Twitter and Instagram to keep up with our bonus releases! Patreon supporters get early access to all our inter-season fun, as well as the bonus stories which accompanied every episode in season 1! See you soon <3 | |||