The Upshot (The Upshot)

The year is 1999 - Real Madrid are at war.

Legendary striker Raul brands the dressing room “a cesspit of lies, treachery and whispers”.

Something has to change...

From murderous hitmen to pigs heads on the pitch, this is the story of the Galacticos…

For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email: 

https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ivorian brothers hoovered up silverware, shagged in car parks and led secret double lives.

From cursing managers to comparing knobs, this is the story of football's friskiest fraternity…

The Kolo Toure shower photo: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1455418.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/0_Kolo-Toure.jpg

Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Firing Uzis at snowball fights. Begging cops for blowjobs. Smoking crack on game day.

The NFL is filled with some absolute mad dawwwwgs.

As the Super Bowl rolls into Las Vegas, we’ve dug through the bozos and badboys to bring you American football’s most unhinged superstars…

The Kansas City Chiefs bank robber: https://mcusercontent.com/5b3a0380100d0a826c937bcf4/images/bc0c9832-3b28-c16b-870e-28a0f6d96493.jpg

Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mario Balotelli was the Premier League’s most notorious nutcase.

From lobbing darts at teammates to burning his own house down, the striker wreaks havoc wherever he goes.

But you haven't heard it all.

Buckle in for the full manic story of Mario Balotelli…

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

This week: The frat boy who took down Ajax, Wesley Fofana runs over TV royalty in his Lamborghini, and Mauro Icardi’s exhausting love life goes up another notch.

Join the Instagram pile on: http://www.instagram.com/upshottowers

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Wayne Rooney burst onto the scene in 2002, there was only one nagging doubt.

Would he have the sordid private life to match his undeniable footballing genius?

It didn’t take long for him to deliver.

From PVC grannies to spiking his teammates with Viagra, welcome to the wild world of Wazza…

For more tales about sport’s most colourful characters, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email: 

https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ankle tags. Threesomes with Ashley Cole. Cat murder cover-ups. No one embodied noughties football excess like Jermaine Pennant.

Jack and Zach from The Upshot are joined by Mickey Down (co-creator of HBO/BBC sensation Industry) to delve into the wild life of a Premier League bad-boy.

Starting with his hungover hat-trick on debut for Arsenal, we explore some of Jermaine's most colourful antics and biggest scandals, including some utterly ridiculous tales of boozing, law-breaking and tabloid stitch-ups.

And there will be the odd mention of actual football too.

For more tales of footballing scandal, try our free weekly email, bringing 100,000 subscribers the funniest stories in sport: https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription

You can buy Jermaine's book here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mental-Behaviour-Ugly-Truths-Beautiful-ebook/dp/B07FV3NDTH/

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He fights gangs, pens murder mysteries and once served a stint in the slammer.

Steve Bruce is not who you think he is.

From con tricks to cabbage crimes, this is his story…

For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email: 

https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With his good looks, magic right boot and penchant for queueing, David Beckham is a national treasure.

But you didn’t tune in to hear about all that, did you?

From knobbing his PA to the “stag do of the millennium”, meet the real David Beckham…

For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email: 

https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mike Ashley's Newcastle reign was a disaster for fans, and behind the scenes it was booze-soaked chaos. 

The giant mug magnate enjoyed 14 years of drunken mayhem at St James Park. 

From puking in fireplaces to stripping at staff parties, welcome to Big Mike's decade on the Toon…

For more tales of sporting scandal, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email: 

https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shane Warne wasn't like other sportsmen. 

A sex-mad cricketing genius, he once summed up his life: "I smoked, I drank, and I bowled a bit of leg spin. I don't have any regrets." 

From sexting scandals to lasagne sandwiches, welcome to Warnie's World…

For more tales from sport’s most colourful characters, join 100,000+ subscribers who get our free weekly email: 

https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=poddescription

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

This week: Claire Foden's in cuffs, Pele’s secret lovechild and why is Nuno Tavares snogging his dogs?

Follow us on Insta: http://www.instagram.com/upshottowers

Nuno Tavares video: https://twitter.com/La_Esterisco/status/1749346054770733136

Brighton press officer proposal video: https://www.tntsports.co.uk/football/premier-league/2023-2024/beautiful-moment-as-brighton-staff-member-proposes-in-tunnel-before-wolves-match_vid2070888/video.shtml

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You might remember Jese Rodriguez as a misfiring Stoke striker with a penchant for godawful nightclubs.

But his off-field antics are worthy of a soap opera.

From exploding apartments to getting run over by his fiancée, this is the story of his truly ludicrous life…

Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

This week: A Premier League weed farm, Erling Haaland’s lucky escape and a Tinder date gone wrong.

Want to come to our Euro 2024 live show? Sign up here: https://forms.gle/W9igoBZSUELVXDVp8

Vids from today’s episode:

Kalvin Phillips fan chant: https://twitter.com/City_Chief/status/1759194692988584018n  

Roy Hodgson angry interview:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFr_hFklf5s

Michael Buble on mushrooms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOBTFDuLIcE 

Tinder date gone wrong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9g_POqu6vc

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

These days F1 drivers have all the personality of a gently steamed leek.

But they weren't always so dull. 

From shootouts with drug lords to “intimate relations with dolphins”, meet F1's biggest shaggers, wrong'uns and hell-raisers…

Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Jurgen Klopp’s trousers cost him a job, the espionage epidemic in Italian football and booze-fuelled benders on the baize.

Follow us on Insta: http://www.instagram.com/upshottowers

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As Christian Horner’s WhatsApp message leak online, Jack brings you a surprise mini-edition on the gory details of a saga they're calling Google Drive to Survive...

Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

John Terry is a proper wrong'un.

The ex-Chelsea captain punches paps, pisses in pint glasses, and shags on motorway hard shoulders.

This is the story of John Terry: Captain, Leader, Bellend…

Pics from the episode:

Jayne Connery and Sue Terry: https://imgur.com/a/rfTOL3q

The FBI e-fit: https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1664732128855089154/photo/1

Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

More F1 toilet antics, Pep insults Foden, and a moose on the loose disrupts the week’s biggest sporting event.

Get tickets to The Upshot live show on 12th June here: https://tickets.halfmoon.co.uk/events/e15b41b3-2b8b-4d48-a071-81f5eb8cbada

Pics we mentioned in the pod:

Chiefsaholic bank robber in wolf costume: https://mcusercontent.com/5b3a0380100d0a826c937bcf4/images/bc0c9832-3b28-c16b-870e-28a0f6d96493.jpg

Italian fans’ ballistic missile: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1633807516915187712 

Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Faustino Asprilla once summed up his philosophy: "lots of sex, no rules and pure life.”

The Newcastle cult hero boozed on the team bus, brought a gun to training, and faced down bloodthirsty drug lords.

Meet Colombia's finest export…

Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Samuel Eto’s mafia revolution, Tyson Fury’s playground insults and “the most scandalous incident in the history of mankind”.

Links from the pod:

Jesse Lingard’s training camp TikToks: https://www.tiktok.com/@jesselingard/video/7328033421496831264 

John Fury vs. Logan Paul: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DavF0eLCNwc   

Brereton Diaz Pepsi ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2wQzNeQGJ4 

Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There aren’t many football managers who’d start a fight with Muhammad Ali.

But Brian Clough isn’t most football managers.

The acid-tongued genius decked Roy Keane, scrapped with hooligans and terrorised tea ladies. And they all still loved him. 

Welcome to the Life of Brian…

Muhammad Ali video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_EHlzd63R8 

Don Revie chat show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxsRt2yG8Es 

Punching pitch invaders: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4ABVVvPlr0 

Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Ainsley Harriott caught in a football riot, beloved broadcasters on booze-fuelled benders, and the latest from the shitmunchers derby.

Get your tickets to the live show on Saturday 15th June: https://tickets.halfmoon.co.uk/events/b8a44a6a-5f31-466c-af79-8dc762a488a3

Links from the pod:

Fenerbahce players fight fans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoRotWeO_Mw 

Ainsley Harriott at a Turkish football riot: https://twitter.com/EvanMcFarlane/status/1724133358613983726?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=it-s-a-madhouse 

Millwall fans interrupt choir: https://twitter.com/FBAwayDays/status/1769345816043425938 

Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gary Neville is a seriously intense bloke.

He bollocks innocent school boys, yells at potatoes, and humiliates his own brother in front of millions of fans.

This is his story…

Schoolboy prank call: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1664588028990431235 

Rio’s World Cup wind up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-481ff3OGqU

Valencia fans giving him the middle finger: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1664587924720025606

Blanking Phil in the tunnel: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/c6m2WX52SZI

Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Club chairmen gobbing on fans, Luke Littler turns on his hero and another Luis Rubiales scandal.

Get your tickets to the live show on Saturday 15th June: https://tickets.halfmoon.co.uk/events/b8a44a6a-5f31-466c-af79-8dc762a488a3 

Links from the pod:

Kendry Paez strip club: https://twitter.com/Itismourinho/status/1772622591091495115/video/1 

North London Forever song: https://youtu.be/wjCJv4W4kvw?si=C2F-psW06_k2fMpf&t=26  

Regretamine song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1sHq1KxEY4 

Michael Owen’s Sven message: https://twitter.com/LesseJingard/status/1771343138713387200   

Bright Osayi–Samuel mural: https://twitter.com/ProjectFootball/status/1770146790404141113

Trabzonspor fan: https://twitter.com/ajansfenercom/status/1770442759247122510 

Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

These days, the Premier League is filled with sinister billionaires and Gucci-clad stars doing Tik Tok dances with Salt Bae.

But up in Scotland, football is how it should be.

They kidnap their teammates, scrap with tea ladies and catch hypothermia on post-match benders.

From knocking out fishermen to smuggling coke, welcome to the wild world of Scottish football…

Duncan Ferguson symphonic orchestra song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpsooG5Ef-s

Anti Niemi TalkSport caller: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvreCDC61Zw

Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

This week: Jesse Lingard’s nightmare in Seoul, unhinged Old Firm fans, and the inside scoop from Quincy Promes’ jail cell.

Get your tickets to the live show on Saturday 15th June: https://tickets.halfmoon.co.uk/events/b8a44a6a-5f31-466c-af79-8dc762a488a3 

Links from the pod:

UFC fighter sacks coach on TV: https://twitter.com/oscarswillis/status/1756753626301972800 

Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He was the big hitting, booze-swigging, chain-smoking bad boy of golf.

The blazers tried to ban him, but John Daly was the people’s champion.

From knife-wielding lovers to tossing $55k off a bridge, meet the Wild Thing…

Trump discusses “hitting Moscow” with Daly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o5FKR_xH1o

Hitting balls on to motorway video: https://twitter.com/NUCLRGOLF/status/1738251320933437935

Music albums: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLmmi59IUEY&pp=ygUPam9obiBkYWx5IG11c2lj

Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Zachary Sweeney-Lynch (https://twitter.com/zachary_sl) and Jack Rivlin (https://twitter.com/jackrivlin) for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

This week: QPR’s mascot sacked for flirting with female fans, Graham Potter’s brush with the criminal underworld, and the inside scoop from the Hardest Geezer’s afterparty.

Links from the pod:

Hardest geezer fundraising page: https://givestar.io/gs/PROJECTAFRICA? 

Loris Karius Berghain outfit: https://www.instagram.com/p/C487lKILwHt/?hl=en&img_index=1 

Hardest Geezer finish line video: https://www.instagram.com/p/C5d201bo2uJ/ 

Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When you hear the name OJ Simpson, you’ll no doubt recall his famous 1973 NFL season and his supporting role in Naked Gun 2.

But did you know he once got in a little bit of trouble with the police too?

Join Jack, Zach and Roisin Lanigan for the true crime tale of a sporting icon and the trial of the century…

Ruby Wax interview 1998: https://twitter.com/mrkphllps1/status/1778458736614371809

Opening scene to Juiced: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x33r1ox

Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Zachary Sweeney-Lynch (https://twitter.com/zachary_sl) and Jack Rivlin (https://twitter.com/jackrivlin) for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

This week: the top flight keeper blinding opponents with a laser pen, Di Canio’s run in with a Millwall taxi driver, and Joey Barton is still an absolute scumbag.

Links from the pod:

Neymar playing poker at his daughter’s birthday: https://twitter.com/KyKySZN/status/1778461735663342062 

Al-Ittihad player whipped by a fan: https://twitter.com/AJE_Sport/status/1778684205968368118   

Nahuel Guzman shining a laser: https://twitter.com/absalon78/status/1779398512423153862 

Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For most of us, marathon season is a time to hide in the stationary cupboard while Pauline from accounts shakes the tin for her local donkey sanctuary.  

But things were a little different in the old days.

They drank rat poison, got chased by wild dogs and flogged false starters.

Buckle in for marathon madness…

Thomas Hicks carried across finish line: https://images.app.goo.gl/CJxzoyPErKtfxsdv5 

Uncle Chen smoking: https://news.sky.com/story/chinese-chain-smoking-marathon-runner-completes-26-miles-in-less-than-three-and-a-half-hours-12748278 

Runner shitting on the lawn in Boston: https://twitter.com/BabzOnTheMic/status/1648028215657525250

Guy knocking down the water bottles: https://twitter.com/1Fubar/status/1424970964069015553 

Sign up for our newsletter: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Zach and George for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

On the pod: Boxers marrying porn stars, gun-wielding gangsters stalk New Zealand’s rugby league, and is Mark Clattenburg being held hostage?

Links from the pod:

Wine drinking marathon runner: https://twitter.com/NikHunt_/status/1782861259873849675 

Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Surprise stabbings. Crazed stalkers. Broomsticks up bums.

Neymar's life is like a Netflix drama.

From punching Parisians to bankrolling his dad's orgies, welcome to ludicrous life of Sao Paolo’s most salacious son…

Ultras chanting “Neymar fuck off” outside his house: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1678729050381058049 

Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email:

http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Plus: Monty Panesar in the corridors of power, a Sheffield United star’s crime spree and Rodrigo Muniz meets Princess Diana…

Links from the pod:

Billy Vunipola getting tasered: https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1785230252253302802/video/1

Monty Panesar on Mastermind: https://twitter.com/AndyHa_/status/1083832017979142144 

Rodrigo Muniz Madame Tussauds video: https://twitter.com/BBCMOTD/status/1776188030333964396

Rodrigo Muniz Birmingham safari park video:

https://twitter.com/BBCMOTD/status/1776135178441597306 

Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dennis Rodman is a one of a kind, certified, gold-plated, Grade A, unadulterated nutter.

He headbutted refs, went on benders with Kim Jong Un and flew 5,000 miles to shag Madonna. For cash.

From pasta up the bum to 9 day marriages, buckle in for his utterly insane story…

How he broke his dick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3zDKkoNMcg

Fighting alongside Hulk Hogan at Bash on the Beach Wrestling: https://youtu.be/EYSyHdeG5wY?si=F_1tnhyo_IpXiF6d&t=201

Calls radio phone in while getting blowjob: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igbDAybNcfo

Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

On the pod: Emmanuel Frimpong is the housemate from hell, Jamie Vardy’s sweary daughter, and footballers with gangster dads.

Links from the pod:

Dennis Rodman face tattoo: https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/tulsaworld.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/c/69/c69e01c7-134e-50e9-8bd7-a2d2aa3d9088/64aae357acb59.image.jpg

Vardy’s daughter saying fuck off: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6nz77-MRyh/?igsh=cWZ1NXJ0YXJvenYz&img_index=1

Jack Butland arguing with fans: https://twitter.com/jaymurray67/status/1787741946045243415

Mark Goldbridge defending himself: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6pGNk_qDRb/?igsh=cHdlbjAxd3JnbTNp

Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tyson Fury eats hedgehogs, masturbates 7 times a day and warns opponents about his tiny dick.

And those are the least weird things about him.

As he bids to become the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world, meet the Gypsy King…

Videos from the pod:

This Klit is getting licked: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrqjNnc0Ma8 

Sauna story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsMWXZJQ6Rg&feature=youtu.be

Threatening journalist: https://youtu.be/MHAZYz-xcPo?si=DcFW3fCW43Dd9oUk&t=399 

Trash talk with Deontay Wilder: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=406053490892065

John Fury trash talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DavF0eLCNwc 

Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email:

http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

On the pod: Chinese spies recruiting horny England fans, Arsenal fans turn on Gunnersaurus and John Fury is still absolutely mental

Use code UPSHOT at https://uk.manscaped.com/ to get 20% off plus free shipping.

Videos from the pod:

John Fury head-butts Usyk’s pal: https://youtu.be/FrV-iXiqTG0?si=3HGfkpFN0OhF0Kdg&t=30

Arsenal Fan TV turn on Gunnersaurus: https://twitter.com/CEtchingham77/status/1788846305483083927

Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jose Mourinho is so charismatic that John Terry said "I'd leave the pitch in a coffin for him".

But he's also a ruthless bastard who threatens ball boys, fights staff and spits poison at his enemies.

This is the story of Jose Mourinho v The World…

Videos from the pod:

Old Trafford touchline sprint: https://twitter.com/footballontnt/status/1236932988606148609 

Celebrating at the Nou Camp as Inter manager: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC7Rxy0G4U8 

Poking Tito Villanova in the eye: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1655898058758946817 

Roma fan proposes in front of him: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1660947761443774467 

Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email:

http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Plus: this week's managerial bloodbath, Klopp compared to Martin Luther King Jr., Scott Carson’s kicked out of Man City’s party, Brazilian stars knobbing each other’s girlfriends and the latest scoops from Mr Pants.

Links from the pod:

Rob Draper on the It Was What It Was podcast:

https://x.com/WeAreTheOverlap/status/1792812704010289230?t=VP27EMivkrySeEc-LPG2IQ&s=08

Dutch ref:

https://x.com/dannykorporaal/status/1789688408341619148

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For 26 seasons, Sir Alex Ferguson was the ruddy cheeked, acid-tounged genius who ruled English football.

But behind the trophies and the bollockings, the United gaffer presided over a relentless torrent of sex, drugs and mindless violence…

25 years on from Fergie’s famous treble, this is the story the history books won’t tell…

Videos from the pod:

Cantona karate kick in France: https://twitter.com/UpshotTowers/status/1616050468597239810 

Rhodri Giggs Paddy Power advert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBlkxsbtlgw 

Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email:

http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

On the pod: The MLS star knocked out by a pro boxer in a restaurant, Todd Cantwell ends racism and hooligan scraps at motorway toll booths…

Videos from the pod:

Lyrics to the Champions League anthem: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Champions_League_Anthem

Jamie O’Hara on Love Undercover: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13443863/jamie-ohara-love-undercover-peacock-soccer.html

Todd Cantwell’s tireless struggle for racial equality: https://www.instagram.com/stories/highlights/17846426849171340/?hl=en

David Guetta’s BLM song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEI7oX0XxJw 

Lyon and PSG ultras torch each other’s buses: https://x.com/Lambdactu/status/1794413255299051998

Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lurking beneath its slick, modernising image, German football is hiding some dark secrets.

In fact, its 21st century has been truly scandalous.

From chainsaw rampages to managers on coke, welcome to a mental 20 years of German football…

Videos from the pod:

Christoph Daum Romania meltdown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=Jo4gaXGtpmsobz_s&t=113&v=XUeOhGOD7z8&feature=youtu.be

Schalke’s final day heartbreak: https://youtu.be/X-5VI7Mq3uQ?si=_75ckV4UOcx-bqbK&t=91

Joachim Low’s scratch n’ sniff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NtMpU5mo2U

Schalke ultras attack their own players: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRslSinqWFQ

Jens Lehmann chainsaw cartoon: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FpfaHM2WIAA2t9G.jpg:large

Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email:

http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

On the pod: Ronaldo’s crying, Messi’s movie debut and more misery for Man United staff

Videos from the pod:

Rio Ferdinand’s commentary: https://x.com/footballontnt/status/1797178287413702885

Neymar’s prank: https://x.com/FootballJOE/status/1796464271599288433

El Chiringuito on Mbappe in 2022: https://x.com/ElChiringuitoEN/status/1797683460129391084

El Chiringuito on Mbappe in 2024: https://x.com/ElChiringuitoEN/status/1797682504419414248 

Messi’s cameo: https://x.com/Messilizer/status/1795312142385877178 

IShowSpeed v Man United fans: https://x.com/FBAwayDays/status/1794410443966124440

Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The year is 2006. Borat is breaking box office records. Hips Don’t Lie is number one in the charts. 

And in the sleepy German spa town of Baden Baden, England touch down for the World Cup.

But the tranquil resort is about to be turned upside down by a posse of WAGs led by Posh Spice, Cheryl Cole and Coleen Rooney.

From secret affairs to cocaine scandals, this is the story of WAGs gone wild…

Videos from the pod:

England’s official anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vShTd-zjS4o 

Sven, Sven, Sven: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q33sNrncVmI

Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email:

http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

On the pod: Goalkeepers accused of modern slavery, the Brentford legend turned undercover ultra and boxer Ryan Garcia is in cuffs.

Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bastian Schweisteiger’s hot tub trouble, Declan Rice’s IRA sympathies, and the French star’s penis enlargement.

Welcome to our alternative guide to the Euros…

Videos from the pod:

Grealish looking for Birmingham on a map: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e75rmX2Scv4 

Grealish encyclopaedia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWLnQYvU6zA 

Scotland fan hit by motorbike: https://x.com/CrimeLdn/status/1405772662194917377 

Artem Dzyuba pilots draw penis: https://x.com/ODDSbible/status/1329722263839576066 

Peter Beardsley World in Motion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPh63Y6sSKA 

Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email:

http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you a good, funny writer who loves sport? We’re hiring a writer for our newsletter and Twitter threads. It’s a paid role - email a sample of your writing to contact@upshot.email.

Join Zach and Jack for Extra Shot, our Thursday pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

On the pod today: Gael Kakuta’s evil twin, Landon Donovan’s awful hair transplant and scandal hits the hot dog eating championship.

Videos from the pod:

Serbian president’s son trying to fight England fans: https://x.com/MyLordBebo/status/1802645963250479344 

England fan woke up in stadium: https://x.com/FBAwayDays/status/1802735705996636235 

Scotland fan horror movie hotel: https://x.com/RoryB96/status/1802282705406640637 

Ronald Koeman picking his nose: https://x.com/JaNe6X/status/1802808103068704923 

Landon Donovan’s hair transplant: https://x.com/magee18/status/1802881523231641717 

Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The year is 1990. Gazzamania is sweeping the nation. And a bewildered ostrich is on the loose at Tottenham’s training ground.

The culprit? Paul Gascoigne, a Geordie midfield maestro with a craving for chaos.

From breaking into bank vaults to wanking in 10 Downing Street, this is the scarcely believable story of Gazza: the early years…

Videos from the pod:

Gazza on turning down Alex Ferguson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HUqSfdZQFo

Italia 90 yellow card: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt0xx3So6zw

10 Downing Street story: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nxatSvpImlY

FA Cup final tackles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aww54AjXiMA

Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email:

http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WITH SPECIAL GUEST JOSH BERRY 

He was the baby-faced megastar who won Wimbledon twice as a teenager.

But Boris Becker’s penchant for sex, mansions and dodgy dealings took him from centre court to the slammer.

From bonking in broom cupboards to death threats from murderers, this is the story of Boom Boom Boris…

Videos from the pod:

Boom Boom Boris song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mav6MEY-yeY 

Andy Murray rap song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xT74EJ8vbw 

Defending fake passport on Andrew Marr: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-44581763  

Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email:

http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Zach and Jack for the funniest stories from the Euros this week.

On the pod today: Bradley Wiggins attacks Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, grans gone wild at the Euros and does Geoff Hurst like Budweiser by any chance?

Videos from the pod:

Geoff Hurst shilling Budweiser: https://x.com/WeahsCousin/status/1805564686147960989 

Bradley Wiggins at Disneyland: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-7991199/Sir-Bradley-Wiggins-bizarre-foul-mouthed-rant-Disneyland-Paris-families.html 

Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Zach and Jack for the funniest stories from the Euros this week.

On the pod today: footballers at Glasto, rockstars in the England camp, and somehow the biggest wreckheads of the week are Andy Carroll and Mario Balotelli…

Videos from the pod:

Ed Sheeran singing to England squad: https://x.com/itsjudithworld/status/1807962013424906356 

Conor Gallager loves Ed Sheeran to be fair: https://www.instagram.com/p/C55iPMqNteM/

Balotelli drunk: https://x.com/DiarioOle/status/1807754343992480118 

American pundits comparing Pulisic to Messi: https://x.com/a1exii_/status/1803849850426978528  

Sign up for our Friday newsletter spilling more of sport’s funniest stories: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Marcelo Bielsa’s violent stand-off with fans. Wimbledon’s simmering sexual tension. Leo Messi giving a wonderkid a bath.

It’s a nice, weird set of stories for a special edition of Extra Shot, our pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week. 

Slag us off and request episodes on The Upshot subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/theupshotpodcast/

Videos from the pod:

Trent saying “he didn’t want to take one”: https://x.com/CounterPressers/status/1809704180145390004?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=watching-from-their-jail-cell

James Corden delays his show to watch penalties: https://x.com/cjfelt13/status/1809697097240965335

Dutch fans watching from jail: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1dxqamy/dutch_football_fans_watching_netherlands_v_turkey/?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=watching-from-their-jail-cell

Leo Messi bathing Lamine Yamal: https://www.tbsnews.net/sports/story-behind-lionel-messis-viral-photo-lamine-yamal-2007-894786

Terry Venables and a young Pep: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/184c4ab/a_15yearold_pep_guardiola_in_awe_of_terry/

Douglas Luiz penalty: https://x.com/jnevesera/status/1809788612172451973?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=watching-from-their-jail-cell

Jaden Philogene agent photoshoot: https://x.com/victor_nahe/status/1808822248108670988

Dembele’s agent ‘accidentally’ shows his phone call: https://x.com/GFFN/status/1486348192245559299

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Love triangles in the French camp. Wife hunting at wet t-shirt competitions. Boozing with the King of Brazzers in Dortmund.

Coming to you live from (near) Dortmund, another special edition of Extra Shot, where we spill all the funniest gossip we picked up in Germany.

Slag us off and request episodes on The Upshot subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/theupshotpodcast/

Videos from the pod:

Darwin Nunez fighting Colombia fans: https://x.com/feratthesix/status/1811416932987662635

Bentancur lobbing a bottle and hitting his own fans: https://x.com/ASTOUNDlNGMessi/status/1811241235908088243

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sadio Mane’s wife graduates from high school. Fans stealing boats. Snack attack at the Tour de France. 

It’s another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Videos from the pod:

Derek Chisora headbutts a Deliveroo driver: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1812882512630186418

Cucurella singing about himself: https://x.com/CFCPys/status/1812781201725247753 

Copa America fans breaking into stadium: https://x.com/ivanopanetti/status/1812765327802986786

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When you think of cycling, you probably picture lycra-clad lab rats, pumped so full of steroids their blood is congealing into a thick ketchup-like goo.

But it wasn’t always a sick science experiment: for most of its history, the Tour de France was a sadistic cocktail of cheating, violence and scarcely believable disasters. 

From itching powder in the shorts to selling children for cheese, this is its unhinged story…

Videos from the pod:

Chasse a cannette: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UhT6-GntcY

Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email:

http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Colombia is known for many beautiful things. Arabica coffee. Cheap breast implants. Glorious Carribean coast.

But in the 1980s, the country was infamous for one thing… cocaine.

And Colombian football was ruled by terrifying druglords like Pablo Escobar.

From kidnapping referees to prison kickabouts with Maradona, this is the story of narco-football…

Read Ryan Ferguson’s excellent article about the era: https://ryanferguson.co.uk/blogs/blog/narco-soccer-pablo-escobar-football-nacional

Videos from the pod:

Rene Huguita’s scorpion kick at Wembley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRj3dKKp9tI

Carlos Valderrama with straightened hair: https://x.com/paddypower/status/1154324102737551360

Topless model kicks off friendly: https://x.com/sid_lambert/status/1532270708843323393

Asprilla v Chilavert fight: https://youtu.be/qseaJOsAKnY?si=UNnA94IlantJlCn8&t=57

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Multiple shagging rumours about England stars. Patrice Evra’s jail sentence. GB swimming turns saucy. And George debuts his Wimbledon-themed erotic fan fiction.

It’s another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Videos from the pod:

Tom Daley’s saucy Insta caption: https://www.instagram.com/p/C9uw4y5Nbor/?img_index=1

Argentina racist song: https://x.com/NosyBuzzer/status/1813264257506812245

Mbappe and Ines Rau frolicking: https://english.cdn.zeenews.com/sites/default/files/2024/01/02/1344423-aus-8.png

Asparagus woman predicting a female president: https://x.com/DannyParkinson/status/1815084737519591547

David Moyes on Carsley and Gravesen: https://youtu.be/JDxd0d3l6eg?si=HcHLvtlfY0oFPUVt&t=2831

Patrice Evra’s prison vid: https://www.instagram.com/p/C9VarmTSG9A/

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Romans wrestled lions, the Victorians forced monkeys to fight dogs. 

And in the modern era, we tuck into a bit of artistic swimming and pretend to know what a pommel horse is.

But the Olympics is far more than just a freakshow of sobbing sprinters, doped up communists and Swiss aristocrats forcing horses to dance.

From poolside punch ups to Usain Bolt’s ultraslow shagging technique, this is the Upshot’s guide to Paris 2024…

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ederson’s hissy fit. Trouble in paradise for Lamine Yamal. And “sex marathons” in the Olympic Village.

It’s another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Videos from the pod:

Rene the piss goblin made it to Korea: https://www.instagram.com/p/C8_5WCCJPlN/

Lamine Yamal’s girlfriend BETRAYS him: https://x.com/ayeejuju/status/1817596869997908328

Get ya coffee: http://www.Angliacoffeesolutions.co.uk

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The year is 776BC. A naked man soaked in olive oil is being flogged senseless after false starting in the pentathlon.

Two millennia later, in a sleepy corner of Oxfordshire, civilised adults are clubbing each other to death in the name of Olympic revival.

From contestants eaten by wolves to Eric the Eel, this is the unhinged 3,000 year history of the Olympic Games…

Links from the pod:

Eric the Eel at Sydney 2000: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0ZePJy_nZw 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pole Vaulters doing porn, Neil Lennon’s Bucharest bender and the turd-riddled Seine claims its first victims. 

It’s another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Videos from the pod:

Dutch runner who sounds like Mickey Mouse: https://www.tiktok.com/@almost.co/video/7346062164878298401?lang=en

Hungover pole vault winner: https://x.com/SiavoushF/status/1820812332722688141

Steve McClaren’s dutch accent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZnoP4sUV90 

Irish rowers interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFvT-KoGgEM 

The Kloppelganger: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ei6vqj/shakhtar_donetsk_on_twitter_clarifies_no_its_not/

Pole vaulter’s knob denies him spot in final: https://twitter.com/pauloMDtweets/status/1819714571688677404

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

At 20 years old, Jamie Vardy was playing eighth tier football with an ankle tag on. And at 24, he was still working at a prosthetic limbs factory.

Five years later he was a Premier League champion.

From skittles vodka every night to the Wagatha Christie saga, this is the far-fetched fairytale of a Premier League legend…

Links from the pod:

Play off semi-final against Watford 2013: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJYtDPcd-fU 

Nigel Pearson strangling James McArthur: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=342055126509288

Pearson calling journalist an ostrich: https://youtu.be/4xfdk3MliFc?si=auo9JQRzfbehtxJm&t=16 

Vardy’s daughter playing rock, paper, scissors: https://youtu.be/OP7vlyxxBtM?si=zQLn0Tudt644Tz_q&t=22 

Vardy courtroom sketch: https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article26992221.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1_FS-k5s3XsAEBRCX.jpg

Rooney courtroom sketch: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/05/18/14/57878627-10828547-Coleen_Rooney_sits_next_to_her_husband_Wayne_Rooney_on_May_12_in-a-1_1652880025532.jpg

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Managers caught in brothels, Wayne Rooney’s x-rated team talks, and is Vincent Kompany an absolute bastard?

Join Zak Attak ‘n Coopz for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Videos from the pod:

Vincent Kompany bollocking Gudmundsson: https://x.com/secondtierpod/status/1822932103379464543 

Non-league manager having a pint in an interview: https://www.instagram.com/p/C-kviZuInhO/

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Arsenal dressing room of the 1990s was absolutely mental. 

It was ruled by a riotous ring of badly-behaved boozers like Tony Adams, Paul Merson and Ray Parlour. They called themselves "The Tuesday Club".

From machete-wielding gangsters to stints in the slammer, this is the tale of Gooners Gone Wild…

Links from the pod:

Ray Parlour aged 12: https://x.com/football_mumble/status/1271410319848587264 

Charlie Nicholas’ awful banter with Jeff Stelling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5FsadHcoVA 

Ray Parlour cobra bomb: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1574720819187564546

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chelsea in chaos, Nicolas Pepe’s pornstar girlfriend and a Russian chess star poisons her rival mid-game

Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Videos from the pod:

Chelsea’s 42 man squad in the gym: https://x.com/SwearingSport/status/1824520610606878743/video/1

Todd Boehly’s crazy transfer spend: https://x.com/Kaspitalize/status/1823704637498601868/photo/1

Ronaldinho’s son filming training sessions at Barca: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKlwlDzboAAzo5Q.jpg

McBurnie aftersun: https://estaticos-cdn.prensaiberica.es/clip/c210ce8c-bbf8-4103-8bdf-a9d11e92edc7_16-9-aspect-ratio_default_1320477.jpg

Oli McBurnie stamping on fan’s phone: https://x.com/SufcLuke_/status/1391505893544562690 

YouGov poll of Brits who think they’d qualify for Olympics: https://yougov.co.uk/sport/articles/50301-a-quarter-of-britons-think-they-could-qualify-for-the-2028-olympics

Angel di Maria looking skinny and weird: https://talksport.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2020/05/GettyImages-473987402-1-e1588752172996.jpg?strip=all&quality=100&w=1920&h=1440&crop=1

Aguero cocaine enquiry: https://www.instagram.com/p/C-huVn7Iq_W/ 

Chess player poisoning the board with mercury: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPFV0yBB_X4

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ronaldo put the naughty in noughties. 

The gap-toothed genius lived on a diet of booze, burgers and Brazilian booty, and still found time to win two Ballon d'Ors.

From half time fags to flogging porn to Pato, this is the story of O Fenômeno...

Links from the pod:

Three episode stint on teen soap opera: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1659168819804352516 

Haircut inspired by cartoon character: https://cloudfront-eu-central-1.images.arcpublishing.com/diarioas/KEEXXTITK5OHBBZA6MEDQHMQVI.jpg

Mum left fuming after barber gives ‘unaccompanied’ son a Ronaldo haircut: https://www.joe.co.uk/life/mum-left-fuming-after-barber-gives-unaccompanied-son-a-ronaldo-haircut-400701

2007 Simpsons cameo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHILxxz-A_E

Video coming out of lift looking overweight: https://x.com/ESPNUK/status/1241371514215243781

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plus: Remembering Sven, managers on coke and Robbie Earle’s 36 blonde models

Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Links from the pod:

Christophe Daum claiming to be more Romanian than Romanian journalists: https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=Jo4gaXGtpmsobz_s&t=113&v=XUeOhGOD7z8&feature=youtu.be 

Jermaine Jenas on Michael McIntyre: https://x.com/lewisa95/status/1826907030625415659 

Gus Poyet sacked live on air: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdF4oHzHr8A 

Trump makes Nick Faldo his running mate: https://x.com/Acyn/status/1822137749660430543

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You probably remember Thomas Gravesen as a wild-eyed Dane who swapped Goodison for the Galacticos.

But off the pitch, he was absolutely insane. 

The Danish midfielder dated pornstars, brought dynamite to training and once spunked $54 million in one night.

Meet Real Madrid's most unlikely Galactico…

Links from the pod:

Real Madrid team photo: https://scontent-lhr6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/153688071_4027794680635962_8577575528478853911_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=7b2446&_nc_ohc=-Rsn5h11lz8Q7kNvgGtCKhX&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr6-1.xx&oh=00_AYC4HzDPYBDL3ZrSXhDh7wtC9rKWVmIIkTXTcLOdyjtApA&oe=66FD1D98

Putting his knob in teammates ear: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Drp2JuHWkAEea64.jpg

Marca ogre front page: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/AxXE94lCMAAgWwK.jpg

Fighting Ronaldo: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article13192570.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_h_00425537.jpg

Fighting Robinho: https://x.com/sid_lambert/status/1289825291028664320/photo/4

Si Ferry story: https://fb.watch/u70I-fgvMJ/

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plus: Alan Shearer’s trapped in hell, Ben White’s off to fight the Taliban and Gordon Brown’s negotiating transfers

Join Jack and George for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Links from the pod:

Morteza Mehdad in action : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdkWQgM7XoQ

Shearer talking about his train journey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7cF_hv8SBg&t=114s

Motherwell TV commentary: https://x.com/racingblogger/status/1830236543006695598

Arbroath TV: 

https://x.com/TunnockCup/status/1612501422825738242

https://x.com/SPFLWatch/status/1742675443143106682

Kobayashi v Joey Chesnut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RXo3A9w29U

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

**With returning guest Josh Berry.**

Not many athletes can win sport’s biggest prizes while in the grips of a crystal meth addiction or weighed down by a comedy wig.

But Andre Agassi isn’t most athletes.

The American hothead hated tennis, munched amphetamines aged 10 and terrorized the cast of Friends.

And he still won 8 grand slams.

This is his story…

Links from the pod:

The pirate era: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fd933bkocp3g71.jpg

Brooke Shields Friends scene: https://youtu.be/hwkRDVQI7l8?si=9hc29U1LLita2aIR&t=53

Things get ugly with Sampras at charity match: https://www.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/wqkaai/things_get_ugly_between_two_legends_at_charity/

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plus: Wayne Rooney’s on the ciders, Richard Keys is settling old scores and the Old Bill are arresting players on the pitch…

Join Jack and George for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Links from the pod:

Richard Keys v Nigel Farage: https://x.com/richardajkeys/status/1831668295348449648

Richard Keys v Jamie Redknapp: https://x.com/richardajkeys/status/1831777661812928645

Rooney karaoke acapella: https://x.com/ladbible/status/1829260770850590902

Rooney “make some fucking noise baby”: 

https://x.com/secondtierpod/status/1829142846516961489

Steve McClaren at Jamaica training: https://www.instagram.com/p/C_i4x0Xv13Z/

Paralympic marathon injustice: https://x.com/Pilar_Alegria/status/1832750956749926743?

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They call him the greatest footballer who never played: Carlos Henrique Raposo, aka Kaiser.

The Brazilian had a glittering career in the 1980s... without ever kicking a ball.

From orgies with Berlusconi to gun-wielding gangsters, meet football's finest conman…

Links from the pod:

Kaiser’s wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Kaiser_(footballer)

Watch the excellent documentary on Amazon Prime: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Kaiser-Bernado-Paula/dp/B07J1Z1VXC

Photo with Renato Gaucho: https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/35043d050bed1fd82c78a1332217047d39c12256/0_659_5905_3543/master/5905.jpg?width=465&dpr=1&s=none

Working as a personal trainer for women: https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/uQoaC3Qz7P_jg54MUnPV2Q--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTQyNQ--/https://media.zenfs.com/en-CA/homerun/article.442.com/ee8ce4c31ed81eccf53b4319a4062a0c

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plus: Eamonn Holmes sleeps on Fergie’s sofa, Katie Price scraps with beloved broadcasters, and the meth dealer doing pilates with Reece James…

Join Jack and Zach for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Links from the pod:

Tom Brady greeted by Wrexham fans: https://x.com/MenInBlazers/status/1835755990878175372

Unc’s Instagram Live bonk: https://x.com/AhmadAl18429902/status/1833925309009474003

Eamonn Holmes and Fergie painting: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiUpjSlXwAIWT8c.jpg

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sven-Göran Eriksson.

The name alone transports you to an era of WAGs, fake sheikhs, and a national fixation with Wayne Rooney's metatarsal.

And today we’re celebrating the man himself.

From a fling with Ulrika to being held at gunpoint in North Korea, this is the story of England’s unlikely national treasure… 

Links from the pod:

Boy with Sven haircut: https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article24304609.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_js236978138.jpg

Sven Sven Sven song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q33sNrncVmI

Blank cheque he gave to Ulrika: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/7a44a4b7-2e41-4ad3-bd64-e42c83ce33f9.jpg?strip=all&w=640

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plus: Jim Ratcliffe turns the axe on the boffins, Daniel Dubois’ terrifying dad, and the FA Cup winner smuggling two tonnes of cocaine.

Join Zach and George for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Links from the pod:

AFC Wimbledon flooded stadium: https://x.com/eurofootcom/status/1838561522001281374 

The darts shart: https://x.com/SwearingSport/status/1838628472589029871

Marshawn Lynch interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g2ZAhopQU8 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Champions League is back, and the competition is packed with absolute wrong’uns.

Slum landlords. Warmongering paramilitaries. And a man accused of snatching Maddie McCann.

Pull up a padded corporate seat and pour yourself a glass of Gazprom, as we dine at the top table of European scandal…

Links from the pod:

Diego Simeone playing chess with no king: https://images.app.goo.gl/tXX7UaY1nimyHmgV7 

Sparta Prague stealing West Ham flag from Durham Uni students: https://x.com/ffwtbol/status/1666763342688526338 

Kolasinac fighting knife wielding muggers: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2901924446487152 

Dino Drpic’s Maddie McCann lookalike baby: https://www.standard.co.uk/hp/front/couple-try-to-rescue-maddy-lookalike-6896215.html 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plus: Brooklyn Beckham’s latest brainwave, Glen Johnson shoplifting from B&Q, and a Man City midfielder arrested in Madrid.

Join Zach and George for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Links from the pod:

Aston Villa choir: https://x.com/MitchellinMan98/status/1841079920811737265 

Cardi B at PSG: https://www.instagram.com/the18soccer/reel/DAj-4bdyZzU/ 

Bournemouth v Southampton train cancelled: https://x.com/OptusSport/status/1840919811531874312 

And fan chant: https://x.com/AFCBdave/status/1840884074035999052 

John Terry playing piano: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAbDILEsROP/?igsh=MXJ0bmJlMzUzYTNnbw%3D%3D 

10 thing Brooklyn Beckham can’t live without: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_E1f2HGylk

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sure, Jamie Carragher gobs on children and had a Christmas sex party with Ronald McDonald.

But we all lose our heads sometimes... don't we?

From hotel room "hand shandies" to Yokohama police chases, this is the story of the Red who lost his head…

Links from the pod:

Steven Gerrard goal v Olympiakos: https://x.com/AnythingLFC_/status/1072561378542653440 

Jamie calls into TalkSport: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnOOOfyctGw

“There” catchphrase: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1758147069812850842 

Spitting on 14-year-old girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAo6SNt4lLg 

Apology on Sky Sports: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GEBm3YdKuo 

Suggesting Kate Abdo cheated on her boyfriend on CBS: https://x.com/The_Forty_Four/status/1767796941742596472 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plus: Bielsa makes Darwin Nunez cry, Conor McGregor banned from the Emirates, and John Arne Riise’s chat-up lines.

Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Links from the pod:

We’re hiring a staff writer: https://www.upshot.email/p/we-re-hiring-a-staff-writer

Jeff Stelling on Total Network Solutions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdfTvrZJvOs 

Shoyu Nakajima sent off: https://x.com/_BeFootball/status/1571613596739686405 

Conor McGregor attacking Bukayo Saka: https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1841617894901231662

Conor McGregor chewing Ronaldo’s ear off: https://x.com/SwearingSport/status/1738671554177749337

Steve Ballmer Windows 95 launch: https://ww.youtube.com/watch?v=lAkuJXGldrM

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He was football’s most terrifying hardman.

The Everton legend hospitalised burglars, terrorised German exchange students and was the first footballer jailed for an on-field offence.

From fights with fishermen to sex dolls in the slammer, this is the story of Duncan Disorderly…

Links from the pod:

Headbutting Jock McStay: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1625842278618087425 

Message to schoolboy who’s been slacking off: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1625842434830737409

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plus: Fergie’s banned from the United dressing room, Man City’s biggest shaggers revealed and Kyle Walker’s naughty neighbour.

Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Links from the pod:

John Stones tattoo of girlfriend’s face: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/NINTCHDBPICT000380383444.jpg?strip=all&w=827

Italian ultras’ surface-to-air missile: https://i2-prod.footballscotland.co.uk/incoming/article16592316.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/0_pizap-2.jpg

Fabio Paim promo shot: https://img.allfootballapp.com/www/M00/54/DF/720x-/-/-/CgAGVWbzzkuAIROWAAFSvoNXJRM202.jpg.webp

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

These days, baseball is ruled by a solemn army of laptop-wielding spreadsheet gurus.

But in its glorious heyday, America’s national past-time was a seedy hotbed of wife swapping, crack smoking and knife wielding drunkards.

From hijacking planes to wrestling alligators, this is the story of Baseball’s seedy century…

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plus: David James shatters an 11 year old’s dreams, Kevin Pietersen is barred from an exclusive golf club, and the bent ref exposed by his pet parrot.

Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Links from the pod:

Roma fan who lost his memory and thinks it’s 1980: https://www.ilromanista.eu/news/as-roma/155113/tifoso-romanista-perde-39-anni-di-memoria-dopo-un-incidente-totti-non-so-chi-sia

Kevin Philips story about Howard Wilkinson and stinging nettles: https://youtu.be/jAOFh9j2wFo?si=fd_oomgHz9X1jLMe&t=1865

Brendan Rodgers and the envelopes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skUVgyZCuow

Michael Owen vs 13 year old: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1636375638142750722

David James saving an 11 year old’s pen: https://x.com/SwearingSport/status/1848111736651436304

Parrot whistling the Real Madrid anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Win2UK_iXMQ

Dutch police arrest parrot: https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/15o5wm9/found_this_cute_for_some_reason/

Jimmy Bullard teeing off a beer at Sunningdale: https://www.upshot.email/p/boobsmacked?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=boobsmacked&_bhlid=6c4dfd180030d9ff4187e880e01e8407d45aa5e9

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the true crime tale that shook French football.

Two midfield rivals. A vicious twilight assault. And a bitter feud that sucked in everyone from Eric Abidal to Kylian Mbappe.

This is the story of the Hamraoui affair…

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the true crime tale that shook French football.

Two midfield rivals. A vicious twilight assault. And a bitter feud that sucked in everyone from Eric Abidal to Kylian Mbappe.

This is part two of the Hamraoui affair…

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plus: Liverpool youngster propositions pornstars, bent Ballon d’Or voters and Kobbie Mainoo’s miserable Megabus.

Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Links from the pod:

Trent talking about Ballon d’Or: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1gchxc9/trent_alexanderarnold_my_no1_career_goal_is_to

Rio Ferdinand’s Vinicius commentary: https://x.com/Callum_Boyle_/status/1850997487110373407 

Bonnie Blue on her Liverpool admirer: https://x.com/JOGOBONlTO/status/1844764560256872738

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Since Alex Ferguson retired, Old Trafford has been a graveyard for Europe’s top coaches.

Mourinho. Van Gaal. Rangnick.

But when Erik Ten Hag strapped himself into the hot seat, United fans thought it would be different this time.

They were wrong.

From miserable benders to stolen lunch boxes, this is the story of a doomed Dutchman…

Links from the pod:

Ole’s at the wheel chant: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1682002747732766722 

Solskjaer apologises for smiling: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1682002808822804480 

Booed by own fans after 4-0 defeat to Brentford: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1850944179599229169

Ronaldo tears into Erik Ten Hag: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyOPt4k5jeo

Mark Goldbridge reacts to 7-0: https://youtu.be/Q8HksXNqfZA?si=gdnTavGCuWyWpMSD&t=770 

Fan singing at Munich air crash memorial: https://x.com/Gaz3putt/status/1850873010590232941 

Antony’s the greatest chant: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1850945118355992950

Mark Goldbridge “i’ve been accused of noncing”: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6pGNk_qDRb 

Comms officer shirt presentation with ETH: https://images.app.goo.gl/WfkdqKHNYiJWFjPZA

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Jarrell Quansah the horniest man in the Prem? An investigation.

Plus: Frank Lampard is the face of crystal meth and Ruben Amorim gets his first taste of Fleet Street’s bastard journalists.

Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Links from the pod:

Gary Cotterill/ Ruben Amorim press conference: https://x.com/imzispoms/status/1853482720061452646  

Jarrell Quansah in Astrid Wett’s DMs: https://x.com/mufcjaf/status/1853512201992307069 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The year is 1977. An 11-year-old Mike Tyson is high on acid, terrorising the people of Brooklyn with a world war one bayonet.

Little did they know, this wild-eyed urchin is destined to become the youngest heavyweight champion in history.

He robbed houses, got his prison counsellor pregnant, and made Brad Pitt beg for his life.

This is the story of the scariest man on the planet…

With guest Will Richards.

Links from the pod:

Cus D’Amato talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr0ldih_JnM

Tyson remembering Cus D’Amato: https://youtu.be/G92242a3JE4?si=7sXAJNaNX0ySKHZY&t=61 

Knocking out Trevor Berbick to win the world championship: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdWatf2ldj8

Anti-drugs ad: https://youtu.be/EcBvsSiFtN0?si=FqfEzAy6v_28KESH&t=53

Interview with Robin Givens: https://youtu.be/VAcuDk4ovsw?si=nUMFm4CfCoo02kvl&t=146

Losing the title to Buster Douglas: https://youtu.be/IBaKrynFIvc?si=W1kfiQWo1R3kJ3Af&t=560

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Links from the pod:

The David Coote videos: https://x.com/Josh97LFC/status/1855968991119872392

Brad Guzan flailing like a bluebottle on a spider web: https://x.com/Sachk0/status/1855442481833500824

Lamar Odom’s doll factory golden ticket: https://x.com/TMZ/status/1854659166847267015 

Dumpling powerslapping: https://x.com/DanWetzel/status/1806879759655108762 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1991. After a shock defeat to Buster Douglas, Mike Tyson goes off the rails.

And things are about to get much darker…

With guest Will Richards.

Links from the pod:

Trash talking George Foreman: https://www.tiktok.com/@fightingcapital/video/7232549606838537518

Biting Evander Holyfield: https://youtu.be/lhrDjcwFn9Q?si=U6IVUh29-dVL_Rap&t=430

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From threatening to devour Lennox Lewis’ children to coked-up Hollywood cameos, join us for the third and final part of the Mike Tyson story.

With guest Will Richards.

Links from the pod:

Mike at Wrestlemania: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWGOir5a16Y 

Julius Francis aka The Durag Deathtrain Boxpark knockout: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1536646949289476096 

“My style is impetuous” trash talk to Lennox Lewis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaSwPnsTFY4 

“I’ll fuck you till you love me” meltdown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk 

Cameo in Girls 2 film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJvfiv57W0 

Beating up a guy on a plane: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3C4pWwDqps 

Meeting Hasbulla: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/70uj5D0SRHg

And interview about it afterwards: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u1a7DczE218 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plus: Mo Farah hunting muggers, yet another BBC dirty dog, and the gory details of Eddie Jones’ reign of terror.

Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Links from the pod:

Get a five min rundown of the funniest stories in sport in your inbox every Friday:

https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=pod

The Conor McGregor viral text: https://imgur.com/a/MzByPdO

Conor McGregor ‘come to me’ message: https://imgur.com/a/z5kVJwu

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s 8am in Tenerife. A hungover tourist is peeling his face off the street as Spanish commuters swerve to avoid him.

Little do they know, the semi-conscious sesh head is one of the brightest prospects in English football. It’s Jack Grealish.

From Vegas benders to Man City sex parties, this is the story of the nation’s rowdy younger brother…

With special guest Ruth Husko. Follow her on Twitter: https://x.com/dank_ackroyd

Links from the pod:

Lying in the road Tenerife: https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news/jack-grealish-pictured-laying-in-the-floor-after-a-night-out-on-holiday-in-tenerife-10319867.html

Fan punches him on pitch: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668558985132122113 

Odd shoes after lockdown sesh: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/679685de-49b7-4a76-8b62-ea258d64a3cb.jpg?strip=all&w=627

In bed with topless woman: https://imgur.com/sRpWxu2

Encyclopedia of football: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668559062160621572

Holding a pen: 

https://x.com/BettingHub/status/1412394171223134214

Hoarse voice: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1600829824805011457 

Best thing since sliced veg: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668559115784712194

Message for chinese fans: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1668559149418913794 

Help walking when in Ibiza: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/pool-backgrid-manchester-city-players-824520390.jpg?strip=all&w=960

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plus: Mauro Icardi's bonking his barrister, Nottingham Forest owner charged with a violent crime and the World champ boxer kidnapping nerds to carry out his criminal schemes.

Get 20% off + free shipping with the code UPSHOT at http://www.manscaped.com

Links from the pod:

Winners get washed: https://x.com/BleacherReport/status/1856402767243358584

Leicester players partying in Copenhagen: https://x.com/craiglcfc/status/1860761917209423956 

Leicester players fancy dress: https://images.app.goo.gl/ZWErHU1kLbLTDDq98 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Laaaaadiiiiiies and gentleman, From Tampa, Florida. Weighing in 302lb. 

The fiiiiiive time WWF champion. Serial adulterer, steroid addict and sex tape star. 

Hollywood. Hulk. Hoooooogaaaaaan.

You are listening to JR and Zach at ringside. 

And, wait a minute…

By gawd, that’s special guest Roisin Lanigan’s music. Follow her on Twitter: https://x.com/rosielanners 

Links from the pod:

Cameo in Rocky III: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUAXTDjwdVY 

Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on youuuuuuuuuuu!: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=158438436221521 

Putting TV host in a headlock till he passes out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7n_SHrK408&t=18s 

Thunder in Paradise intro sequence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8BKiigBsa8 

Hulkster in Heaven song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9JfhANM9B0 

Brooke Hogan music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGt0BbwaMUs 

On the campaign trail for Trump: https://x.com/yashar/status/1814119261423779924

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plus: The Pogba witch trials begin and the teetotal snooker star KO’d by a pre-match spliff

Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

We’re hiring a video producer, details here: https://www.upshot.email/p/we-re-hiring-a-video-producer

Get ya pubes in order for grandma and 20% off when you use code UPSHOT at http://www.manscaped.com 

Links from the pod:

Ozil’s mugger speaks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnTwnz9IG0k&t=951s 

Get a five min rundown of the funniest stories in sport in your inbox every Friday:

https://www.upshot.email/subscribe?utm_source=pod

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

George Best once said: “If I had to choose between scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging Miss World, it’d be a hard choice. Thankfully, I’ve done both.”

And he did far more than that.

The United legend knocked out Michael Caine, bedded Bond girls and partied so hard his wife stabbed him in the arse.

From “postal sex” to stints in the slammer, this is the story of Georgie Best…

With guest Vittorio Angelone (https://www.instagram.com/vittorioangelone)

Vittorio’s podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@guidetoparenting

Links from the pod:

David Healy mural: https://www.davidlyonsphotography.com/image/I0000A8sFl96uB8k

George Best dancing at Top of the Pops: https://youtu.be/27ouOE4RvUc?si=onvOxflonQBvYg4x&t=84 

Wondergoal against Benfica: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoL3m8KF8Y4  

Eggs advert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeXlaN8hUZM 

Push up bra advert: https://www.retrojunk.com/c/90LGxlnzJX/body-language-bra-by-playtex-feat-george-best 

1968 cup final highlights:   https://youtu.be/WMZ9EVFJRZk?si=_1KaxdsTaAAuQzYk&t=239 

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.