The SCP Foundation Database (The SCP Foundation Database)

The following entry was originally released 6-Nov-2019 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY djkaktus: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Baker was provided by Lillian Boyd. The voice of SCP-049-J was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Cat, Screaming, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "FX_the_swinging_of_the_stick.wav" by Haykrich of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0], altered "Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Tearing Sinews, Breaking Bones.flac" by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to new Joke episodes, outtakes, and exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-049-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

"Amber Skies" by THECARETAKER, Copyright ©2021. Used with permission. http://www.archiveofourown.org/works/23859124/chapters/57346405#workskin For more of their work, visit normal-horoscopes.tumblr.com/ Consider supporting them at patreon.com/user/community?u=9725935 ---- The voice of the narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Teacher was provided by Toby Crow. The voice of the Student was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- Original music ("Amber Skies: Intro" and "Amber Skies: Main Theme") by Joshua Alan Lindsay, Copyright ©2021. All Rights Reserved. It can be found here: https://soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/amber-skies-intro https://soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/amber-skies-main-theme ---- Sound Credits "ominous bassy rumble drone.flac" by Timbre of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "Rushing_Water_No_Traffic.wav" by Krisboruff of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Water Drip Loop [mono].wav" by D W of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Cover art by terrafey, Copyright ©2021. Used with permission. For more by terrafey, visit terrafey.tumblr.com/ and www.instagram.com/terrafey/ Leave a tip on ko-fi.com/terrafey ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Visit our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

The following entry was originally released 4-Dec-2019 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DJ Suptic: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-safe-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to new Joke episodes, outtakes, and exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-safe-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

An Out-of-Character Announcement: --093 is coming! It's taking so long because it'll be a two-hour episode or bigger when it is finally complete and will include fully transformed logs featuring 80 pages of original dialog. I don't know when it will be done, but we're shooting for this month. We'll see what happens. --We also have an episode for Pride Month in the works that WILL go out this month. --100% of my Patreon earnings for June will go to the Transgender Law Center (TLC). Learn more about the TLC and find ways to donate to/support them at www.transgenderlawcenter.org. To support us on Patreon, visit patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. --Finally, a one minute clip from the Blue Test in the still upcoming SCP-093 episode: SCRIPT INSPIRED BY ORIGINAL ENTRY BY NekoChris: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-blue-test License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of D-20384 was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of Control was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voices of the Technicians were provided by Xtina Pierstomlin, Russell Forbes, and Lisa Hogan. ---- Sound Credits "BodyDrag1.aiff" by bennychico11 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Cable_Zuzz_Constant_Sliding_Bys_Elevator_Cable_OCP-0409-54-07.wav" by Mark Mangini & Richard L. Anderson / PSE, altered "CABLES_CREAK02.wav" by Stephan Schutze / PSE, altered "Clothing_ShirtsandPants_Rustling.wav" by duckduckpony of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "dragging of telescope on crunchy grass.wav" by sjturia of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Footsteps_Dirt_ODY-1559-029.wav" by Mark Mangini & Richard L. Anderson / PSE, altered "Gun Cock.wav" by SmartWentCody of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "GunMovement.aiff" by bennychico11 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Servo_Motor_Simulator_Quick_Jerky_Bursts_OCP-1476-039-01.wav" by Mark Mangini & Richard L. Anderson / PSE, altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/ooc-03 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Dee. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- An SCP Tale by kinchtheknifeblade: www.scp-wiki.net/what-passes-as-normal-in-the-digital-age Features GoI-5869 - Gamers Against Weed: www.scp-wiki.net/gamers-against-weed-dossier License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay (he/him). The voice of Dahlia ("hetcopogg") was provided by Circe Victoria Jagd (she/her). The voice of the postal worker was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. (he/him). The voice of Eli ("bones") was provided by Microsoft David. The voice of Esther ("lesbian_gengar") was provided by Lisa Hogan (she/her). The voice of Jude ("bluntfiend") was provided by Dorian Marron (he/him). The voice of Andressa ("gaycopmp4") was provided by Toby Crow (they/them). The voice of Daisy was provided by Spera Crinis (she/her). Find more of guest talent Dorian Marron on Instagram: @ dorian.eli.0 and Tiktok: @ dormar.moo. ---- Music Credits "Dahlia, Before" and "Dahlia, After" by Joshua Alan Lindsay, Copyright ©2021 by Joshua Alan Lindsay. All Rights Reserved. https://soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/dahlia-before-score-to-what-passes-as-normal-in-the-digital-age https://soundcloud.com/joshua-alan-lindsay/dahlia-after-from-what-passes-as-normal-in-the-digital-age ---- Sound Credits "Activity,Class,Students Up and Leave 1.wav" by JR Fountain / PSE "Elemental - Neutral Cast Loop Illusion_1.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/what-passes-as-normal-in-the-digital-age Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Abe. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY TRANSLATED BY ghostchibi: http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-2744-jp License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2744-jp Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

Content Warning: forced abortion, obstetrical body horror ---- This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Brittany Mittler. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY trenneridos: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1048 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Carver was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1048 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

The following entry was originally released 2-Jan-2020 as Patreon-exclusive content. To gain access to the full catalog and hear new content before everyone else, become a patron of the show by visiting patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrEverettMann: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5308-j License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Prof. █████ (in 5308-J-1-13) was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of D-3534 was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of Prof. ██████ (in 5308-J-3-2)was provided by Raymond Duke. The voice of Dr. ████████ was provided by Oktober Crow. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "concrete blocks moving3.wav" by FreqMan of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Gun Cock.wav" by SmartWentCody of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Headshot 2.wav" by SilverIllusionist of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "LowerGunCock.wav" by WoodMoose of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "RIFLE_GUN_SHOT_01.wav" by MATTIX of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ShoesWalkTiles01.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "ShoesWalkTiles02.wav" by Otakua of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered "Weapons_GunUnHolster.wav" by duckduckpony of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to new Joke episodes, outtakes, and exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-5308-j Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Von Bright. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Moto42: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-173 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

An SCP Tale by FullHazard: www.scp-wiki.net/revised-entry Features SCP-173 - The Statue: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of John was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Other D-Class was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Bright was this time provided by Christian Jasper. ---- Sound Credits "Abstract Ambiences 05-Layer 01 Deep-Drone.wav" by SoundBits / PSE "Alert4.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ATM Insert Card.wav" by engreitz of Freesound.org [Sampling Plus 1.0], altered "BodyFall-BodyFallsOnWoodS_2.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "Bone Break Snap Crack Gore.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "concrete blocks moving2.wav" by FreqMan of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Concrete,Drag,Smooth,Med 10.wav" by JR Fountain / PSE "Concrete,Drags,Mvs,Hits,Low 2.wav" by JR Fountain / PSE "HEAD CHOPPED OFF 01 CS.wav" by Clack / PSE ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/revised-entry Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY MayD: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3540 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-3540-1 was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Agent Kay Gittings was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of SCP-3540-2 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Music Credits "Songs and Dances of Death - II. Serenade" by Modest Mussorgsky Anne-Lise Bertsen (soprano) and Einar Henning Smebye (piano), Mussorgsky: Songs and Dances of Death; Sibelius; Wagner: Wesendonk Lieder Victoria ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-3540 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, ragafragamagawaga. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Rounderhouse: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5140 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-5140 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Adam Cooper. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Tanhony: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1437 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1437 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patrons, Jackson Razor and Benji. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY djkaktus: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2316 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Agent was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The Voice was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Dr. Harrison was provided by Brittany Carlton. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Chair on Tiles - Fast.wav" by PsychoPancake of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "Channel Offset Triple Beep Cleaner.wav" by shimsewn of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Sensor Beeps.wav" by nebyoolae of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2316 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

Content Warnings: Descriptions of extreme violence, gore, kidnapping, murder, and torture, all of/involving children; body horror; and mention of excrement. ---- This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Disownedbook16. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Hercules Rockefeller: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4666 RUSSIAN TRANSLATION BY CTapbIu_XyJIuraH, WITH EDITS BY Antonida Kocharova. License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent Antoni Kowalczyk was provided by Leo Grinberg. The voice of Ekaterina Morozova was provided by Antonida Kocharova. The voice of E.M.'s Interpreter was provided Antonida Kocharova. Antonida is a Russian singer and barrister based in Oxford, UK. She is currently studying for a Masters in Vocal Performance at the Royal Birmingham Conservatoire, specialising in opera and classical song. However, aside from formal concerts and opera shows, and oral advocacy within the courts, she enjoys using her voice for projects beyond her comfort zone, including recording demos for non-narrative contemporary opera, wartime Russian songs, and debating. This is Antonida's first foray into voice acting, which she hopes to do more of in the future. Learn more about Antonida at https://www.antonida.com/ ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Winds-WindThroughCrackedWin.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "Machines-HospitalHeartMonit.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-4666 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Ryan Wojo. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Yossipossi: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5001 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-5001 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY WrongJohnSilver: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2203 LIcense: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2203 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

1. Yes, SCP-093 is still happening. I took a break from it to clear my head and get through some of our easier-to-put-together episode requests before picking it up again in January 2022. Our patrons were treated to an exclusive premiere of the Blue Test and Green Test from 093 (around 40 minutes total) as thanks for their support and patience the past several months. The full 2+ hours of SCP-093 will be released to all listeners mid-Spring 2022. 2. Though we released fewer episodes in the past year than the years prior while preparing SCP-093, our patrons got a steady stream of bonus content throughout. This month alone (March 2022) they got a batch of outtakes, the Green Test premiere, and a new Joke episode. Special thanks to new(-ish) Patreon patrons -Magnus, A Kettler, Aaron Watts, Abraham Perez, Adam Cooper, Aidan Lowe, Alexander Whitcanack, AlexTheObnoxious, Andrew, andrew olson, Angelica Herrera, Aren Bell, Ashley Potter, AverageMarcus, Axol_The_Axolotl, Bazingler, Benjamin O’Donnell, Benji, Brandon Furia, Clement, Colin Chlistovsky, Chris.Wheezy, Chris Lisenby, Circe Jagd, Codythewolf, Cole, Danial Joy, Darian Walter, Doc white lowpelt, Duane Megyesi, Ean Anderson, Ej BloodShot, Essmews, Ethan Kelly, Fly Purgatorio, FriedAri, Gabish, Gavin Bardenpratt, Ghoul, Gina Pena-Martinez, Glitch the Iron, Grant Bell, HaroldTheIdiot, HiRoAZ, HudgiNy, hugo TUAL, Jackson Razor, Jasmine Evans, Jess, John Wayne, Jordan Scheuermann, Josh Steveson, Joshua Mumma, Julien Beal, Kalie Smith, Kate, Katia Ortiz, Kaz Gaming, Kelnozz, Kima Genome, Lillybethel, Kyle McCartney, L Maurice, Lenny Henery, Lisa Hogan, Local Vampyre, Logan, Logan Cheshire, Logan Potter, Luke Cody, Malcolm McD, Mark Muetzel, Mary Hildebrand, Melvin shermen, mossycomet, Nathan Boylan, nei720, Nevan, Philip Rauch, Pierce De hOra, ragafragamagawaga, Sabrina Dixon, Samoht, SamusAransBooty, Sarah Fodriga, Scottie Thotty, SewingWithFire25, SharkyMarx, Simon Mohr, Skywishes, Spencer Perry, TearsOfMania, ThatBlazinInferno, that guy7747, TheDefectivePawn, The Phantom Eyes, Thomas Burns, Tiana Day, Tonya Hassell, Travis Wilhelm, Trey Adams, Tristan Schiller, Trodeno, Velvette Noir, Violet Gill, and Yumiko. Consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/memorandum-06 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Henzoid: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4252 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Humanoid Figure was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-4252 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Body Kicks Kick into Head Leather Boots OCP-1207-052-01.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Body Kicks Kick into Head Leather Boots OCP-1207-052-02.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Magic Burst Hissy Searing Burst Chimey OCP-0159-17.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Magic Poofs Short Breathy Bursts Wheezy Exhale OCP-1520-042-02.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Magic Poofs Short Breathy Bursts Wheezy Punchy OCP-1520-043-02.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Magic Poofs Short Breathy Bursts Wheezy Punchy OCP-1520-043-07" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "SFX - person falling on wooden floor.wav" by blouhond of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-4252 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY NekoChris): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093 www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-blue-test www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-green-test www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-violet-test www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-yellow-test www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-red-test www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-recovered-materials License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. NOTE: Please excuse the audio quality of the narration. Given that it is still perfectly understandable we felt it more important to go ahead and finally release the episode than take even more time to go back and edit the lengthy narration again from scratch. We know exactly what went wrong and may fix it at a later date. We hope this does not detract from your enjoyment of the episode. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Control was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of D-20384 was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of D-54493 was provided by Rosie Forrest. The voice of D-84930 was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of Dr. Allen was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Service Technician Harris was provided by Russell Forbes. The voice of Agent Irby was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Agent Halifax was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of Agent Repton was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Agent Detroit was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of Technician █████ was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of Technician Michaels was provided by Xtina Pierstomlin. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The strange voice in the static was provided by Lee Daniel. Creature vocalizations provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits The extensive sound credits for this episode can be found here: www.scpdatapodcast.com/sound-credits/scp-093 ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-093 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Quikngruvn): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-094 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Llewelyn-Garcia was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-094 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Melvin shermen. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Eskobar: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-877 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-877 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Wildt: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-095 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████████ was provided by Toby Crow. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-095 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, ThatBlazinInferno. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY bbaztek: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1733 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1733 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

1. I've seen people on Reddit complaining that we've starting going out of order. We have not. We've simply had to put more time in between Main Series episodes because 087, 093, and 096 are so close together and HUGE, and we used the lead up to those as an opportunity to fulfill episode requests from patrons. We always return to where we left off. 2. Work on SCP-096 is in full swing. We'll need to take extra time to work on it, and so there may be a few weeks of no new episodes. However, 096 won't take NEARLY as much time to complete as 093. "SCP-096 - The 'Shy Guy'" will be released in September of this year. 3. Beginning with SCP-096, we will begin adding an outro to the end of every episode with credits, social media stuff, and a mention of the Patreon in hopes of increasing patronage and listener interaction. We will keep this as short as possible so as to not disrupt the flow of the podcast any more than is necessary. We don't -- and don't plan to -- include ads or regular cross-promotion on the Database, but growing the Patreon has been far too slow and we rely on it far too much for us to continue to promote it as little as we have been. I hope this is a change everyone can embrace, or at least get used to. We've had reviews specifically citing out lack of ads and Patreon-pushing as a plus, but to be frank, I'd like to see them try running this kind of podcast without doing everything they can to keep it funded. It's, frankly, about time we did more. Special thanks to new Patreon patrons Aikenova, Alex Yiap, Amelia Brownstein, BloodyRoses2, Brys Chiasson, Caden Supple, Chelsea Robinson, Chitoo120, CommanderAFurry, CrsedInferno, Dalunamastero, Denox the Shork, DetectivBananas, Garion Pankievich, Irokutara, John Paine, JonEvan Pomeroy, Kay MacKenzie, Luke Shackelford, Matthew Vanderwolf, Michael Loster, Montanam802, Nick Mita, Qc Lion, Rj Reid, Salty Buckets, Silvy, spikefire, The faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home, Tim Radeck, Tony O, Trinity, Truls Hagman, and Vizman-7. Consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/memorandum-07 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Dr Dan: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096 www.scp-wiki.net/document-096-1 www.scp-wiki.net/incident-096-1-a License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Dan was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of the Complainant was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of SCP-096 was provided by Jacquelyn Deshchidn. The voice of Capt. █████████ was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of D-9031 was provided by Kendra ‘Izzy’ Murray. The voice of the Control Booth Operator was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of the Technician was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of O5-1 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-█ was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of the Security Team Captain was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of ER-A was provided by Edward Zimbelman. The voice of Dr. Oleksei was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of the MTF-T-1 operative was provided Martin Taylor. The voice of Big Brother was provided by Brittany Carlton. The Unknown Voice over loudspeaker was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Maj. Jack Wilford was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of CMSgt. ████ was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of the Reporter was provided by Angela Gimlin. The voice of the MTF-E-1 operative was provided by Russell Forbes. The voice of the Junior Researcher was provided by Xtina Pierstomlin. ---- Sound Credits The extensive sound credits for this episode can be found here: www.scpdatapodcast.com/sound-credits/scp-096 ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-096 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

Content Warnings: Mention of extreme violence against and murder of children by supernatural forces. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dexanote: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-097 www.scp-wiki.net/event-log-scp-097 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-097 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

Content Warnings: Body horror, car accident, cancer, childbirth, death, gore, torture, and violence; in addition to force-feeding, non-human birth, oral violation (non-sexual), physical restraint, skinning, stomach rupture, mutation, and Margaret Thatcher. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY PeppersGhost: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2030 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-2030-1 was provided by Lee Daniel. The voices of the studio audience were provided by Patreon patrons Adam Cooper, Breanna, claire, Fly Purgatorio, JonEvan Pomeroy, Joseph valdespino-iraheta, Patrick Williams, ThatBlazinInferno, and That one crazy dude, with assistance from Breck Wilhite, Brittany Carlton, Ch0c0lateLuna, Darius Lewis, and PseudoSamurai. Thank you all! ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Crowd_Laughing_ODY-1379-012.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "CrowdIntLaughter.BBC.ECD7a.wav" by BBC / PSE "nightclub_audience_applause_cheers_03.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "nightclub_audience_applause_cheers_04.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "small_audience_laughter_21.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2030 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrEverettMann: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-098 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-098 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY sirpudding: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2523 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent Rossetti was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of the SCP-2523-1 entity was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2523 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY Sorts): www.scp-wiki.net/scp-099 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-099 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

An Out-of-Character Announcement: - We've gotten through all of the two-digit SCPs! Now we'll be doing a few of the early SCP-001 Proposals, which will go out over a few weeks in December. We'll return to the 001s after every 100 episodes of the Main Series. - After that, we'll be taking a couple months to plan/regroup/address the ever-growing pile of admin before we come back in March 2023 with SCP-100. - If you don't want to go without a new episode during the break, you can always go to Patreon (link below) and pledge to gain access to our catalog of 38 Joke episodes, several batches of outtakes, and other stuff. Follow the link for more info. Special thanks to new Patreon patrons Aatoskari, Andrew Anastacio, Andrew Westerman, Anna, Breanna, Brenden Shields, CDRJ, Chaotic Monk, Chelsea Stanley, claire, Cmoparw, CommanderCS, Dagen, ~Diamond~, Eearslya Sleiarion, EquinoxRising, Feather, Gabriel Lopez, GardenProphet, Gary Cole, Grimm, Idran, James Gabbard, Jay Andres, John Hupla, Joseph valdespino-iraheta, Joshua Dale, Jude McKenna, Justin Lee, Kameron with a K, Kapro, Kaynamoo, Kaz, Kevin Johnson, Kieran Luke Miller, Kilk, King, Libby McGahee, locusdesperatus, Lukas Simler, Mari Furucho, Mauricio Ruiz-Cortes, Michael Y, Nicholas Mendoza, NineZeroNine, Patrick Williams Jr., peter permanian, Psionicon, Rebecca Strout Letourneau, Ryan Frazier, Scorn on the Cob, Simon Smyth, SirFoxx, Sir Ocelot, STFUDONNY NPC, Timothy Gallagher, Tobias Jackson, Tomek Kaminski, Violence Zack, Wingsofameme, and Yamtaggler. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/ooc-04-memorandum-08 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/dr-gears-s-proposal License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Researcher was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Tonal beep signals.Warning.Alert(12osc,no fx).wav" by newlocknew of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-001-dr-gears-s-proposal Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Michael Loster. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrClef: www.scp-wiki.net/dr-clef-s-proposal License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Researcher was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Tonal beep signals.Warning.Alert(12osc,no fx).wav" by newlocknew of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-001-dr-clef-s-proposal Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

Content Warning: Brief gore and torture. Brief, negative language against Arabic-speaking cultures. Genocide of a fictional race. ---- An SCP Tale by AdminBright: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-001-o5 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ Audio play by Joshua Alan Lindsay. NOTE: This episode was released after its author, AdminBright, was permabanned from the SCP wiki for sexual misconduct, some of which allegedly involved minors. I was unfortunately not aware of this at the time, and I regret leaving certain questionable elements in the story when I was adapting the audio play. These elements have now been removed, while taking care to preserve the story beats to which they contributed. I apologize for how long I allowed these elements to remain in the story. We will not be adapting any more of AdminBright’s work in the future. You can learn more about the author’s ban from the wiki here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/bright-list-deletion-message ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Everett Mann was provided by Bradley Moore. The voice of O5-1 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the MTF-Alpha-1 Operative was provided by Oktober Crow. ---- Special thanks to our top patrons: Abe, Aikenova, Angelica Herrera, Aquarius Peters, Biscus, Brittany Mittler, Chitoo120, Corbin Azure, Dagen, Dalunamastero, Denux the Shork, Disownedbook16, Doc white lowpelt, DojaDeath, Eearslya Sleiarion, EnbyRights, Four, Grant Bell, Gregg, HaroldTheIdiot, Irokutara, James Gabbard, JonEvan Pomeroy, Jordan Scheuermann, Joshua Dale, Jude McKenna, Kate, Kay MacKenzie, Kaynamoo, Kaz, Ketill, Kieran Luke Miller, Kyle McCartney, Libby McGahee, L Maurice, Local Vampyre, Logan Stromberg, Lorenzo Serox, Lukas Simler, Luke Shackleford, Lukesquatch, Maritza Rasnick, Melvin shermen, Mental Doomsday, Michael Loster, Michael Y, Miettispaghetti, Nick Mita, NineZeroNine, Philip Rauch, Pixel VI, Psionicon, Qc Lion, ragafragamagawaga, Rj Reid, Robert Curry, Salty Buckets, Samoht, SewingWithFire25, SirFoxx, Spencer Perry, spikefire, Stripey1999, Tanner Kelley, TheDefectivePawn, The faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home, The Phantom Eyes, Tobias Jackson, Trinity, Vizman-7, and Von Bright. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3 by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Door Knocks Heavy Door Various Versions ODY-1186-050-01.wav" by Mark Mangini and Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Drones-DesignStatic-Mediu_5" by SoundStorm / PSE "Energy - small device on-off-03.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "Machines-HospitalHeartMonit.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "SCIMach_Noise Electro Magnetic SciFi Energy Short_PSE_GEN_388DD212.wav" by Saro Sahihi / PSE "Sensor Beeps.wav" by nebyoolae of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Tonal beep signals.Warning.Alert(12osc,no fx).wav" by newlocknew of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-001-o5 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

An SCP Tale by Lurk D. https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/how-dr-clef-contained-christmas License: CC-BY-SA 3.0 This content is a fan-based parody of a satirical nature protected under Fair-Use that is based off of the children's book "How the Grinch Stole Christmas!" by Theodor "Dr. Seuss" Geisel. ---- Narrated by Lee Daniel ---- Sound Credits "stylus4.wav" by gadzooks of Freesound.org ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/how-dr-clef-contained-christmas Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Wilt: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-100 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-100 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Jo Black: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-101 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-101 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

Content Warning: Heavily implied sexual assault. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY tunedtoadeadchannel: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-102 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-102 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Spade103 AND REWRITTEN BY tunedtoadeadchannel: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-103 EDITED BY Joshua Alan Lindsay License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ NOTE: SCP-103 has changed substantially since this episode was recorded. The article at the link above is the new version by fairydoctor. For the text of the version presented here, go to our website (link below). ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-103 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Melvin shermen. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AnActualCrow: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5655 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Researcher Alami was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of SCP-5655-1 was provided by Martin Taylor. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3 by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Magic Poofs Short Breathy Bursts Wheezy Exhale OCP-1520-042-02.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-5655 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-104 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Christian Jasper. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-104 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY thedeadlymoose, Dantensen, and DrClef: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-105 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of SCP-105 was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-105 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Ketill. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY WarpZone: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2063 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-9 was Lee Daniel. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "COMTelph_Telephone Hit Handset on Body_PSE_OE_twBN4.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Desk Activity Open and Close Drawers OCP-1096-25.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "Telephones-SonySpp190Cor_10.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "Telephones-SonySpp190Cor_11.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2063 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-106 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-106 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

Content Warning: Gore; mention of sexual assault and implied child rape (no details). ---- An SCP Tale by Dr Gears: www.scp-wiki.net/the-young-man Features SCP-106 - The Old Man: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-106 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits This episode uses audio samples from the PC game "SCP - Containment Breach" by Undertow Games and Third Subdivision Studios [CC BY 3.0], in addition to the following: "AbandonedChurch BW.11596.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "AIRCRAFT 1916 SOPWITH PUP REPLICA PASS04 STEREO.wav" by Stephan Schutze / PSE "Alert4.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ArmyMovements.BBC.EC83Ga.wav" by BBC / PSE "ArmyMovements.BBC.EC83Gb.wav" by BBC / PSE "Artillery Distant ODC-0055-256" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "dragging of telescope on crunchy grass.wav" by sjturia of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Gear Movement Cop or Soldier OCP-1642-11.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Heavy metal door_3-1.Squeak.Impact.Lock clicks.Lock the bolt(10lrs,mltprcssng,rvrb3).wav" by newlocknew of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] "JailDoorCell S08ER.296.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Military Base ODY-0269-041.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Soldiers Gear Rattle OCM-0055-248.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Soldiers Gear Rattle OCM-0055-252.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Tension - post modern technology tone low frequency sinister or peaceful depending on context.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "Weapon and Gear Movement OCP-1583-33.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "WIND_Blowing Desolate Constant Whir_PSE_GEN_A29B033D.wav" by Colin Lechner / PSE "WINDVege_Desert Wind Through Dead Desert Shrub Bush Gust_PSE_GEN_47CC5626.wav" by Chris Diebold / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/the-young-man Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY RichardJ28: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-107 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Quentin I███████ was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-107 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY thekit: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-108 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-108 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY kinchtheknifeblade: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4493 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of O5-6 was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of POI-6870, Jude Kriyot, was provided by Dorian Marron. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Energy - small device on-off-03.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-4493 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

An SCP Tale by ch00bakka: www.scp-wiki.net/rainbow-crapitalism Features SCP-4493 - Keep Pride out of Corps: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4493 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- *Technically speaking, handles on Void are denoted by an asterism (⁂) rather than an @ sign. We chose to read them as @ signs because 1.) it flows better and in a way most people understand, and 2.) most people, on hearing the word "asterism" will immediately think "what the fuck is an asterism?" rather than hear any of the words following it. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/rainbow-crapitalism Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-109 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Klein was provided by Oktober Crow. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-109 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-110 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Stephen Kolsnik was provided by Martin Taylor. ---- Sound Credits "Alien Computer Alarm Sci Fi OCP-1141-03.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Impacts-Debris-MCU-Dirt&Roc.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "LFETremor LF02.7.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Tremor Rumble ODY-0345-032-01.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "ventilation duct 02 30 loop.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-110 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patrons Alex Adams and Von Bright. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY HammerMaiden: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2000 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Clef was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of Dr. Fritz was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Zartion was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of Dr. Eisenhower was provided by Kendra ‘Izzy’ Murray. The voice of Dr. Gears was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Dr. Piedmont was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Dr. Xyank was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Diana F+.wav" by floriangeyer of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Tonal beep signals.Warning.Alert(12osc,no fx).wav" by newlocknew of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2000 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Adam Henderson: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-111 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-111 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY MisterBibs: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-112 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. [REDACTED] was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of D-35784 was provided by Brittany Carlton. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-112 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY kabu, REWRITTEN BY Robin Sure AND thedeadlymoose: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-113 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-113 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Jared Falto. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- An SCP Tale by CrankyMonkey2: www.scp-wiki.net/fernand-s-memoir Features SCP-082: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-082 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Bernstein was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of SCP-082 was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- Sound Credits "MonsterGiantFootstep SFXB.1418.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "record needle lift 01.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "record needle static loop 01.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "Roomtone,Large,Hum,Calm.wav" by JR Fountain / PSE ---- Music Credits "Chopin Minute Waltz" performed by CameronMusic/stock.adobe.com The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/fernand-s-memoir Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR, REWRITTEN BY bleggs: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-114 www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-114-a RUSSIAN TRANSLATION BY Wiiskey scpfoundation.net/scp-114 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Soldier was provided by Leo Grinberg. The voice of the Interpreter was provided by Christian Jasper. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-114 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY SpoonOfEvil: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-115 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Dr. ██████ was provided by Jonathan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-115 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron Angelica Herrera. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Deadly Bread: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5522 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-5522 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

Content Warning: Attempted (censored) deadnaming; thinly veiled trans- and xenophobia; heavily implied war crimes; and fascist elements. ---- This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Trey Adams. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- An SCP Tale by newnykacolaquantum: www.scp-wiki.net/re-kto-0001-bellfather License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Archive was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray. The voice of D. Dir. Richard was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Wilna Fritz was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3 by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Alert4.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "ELECEmf_Harsh Electromagnetic Wave Signal Buzzing Distortion_PSE_GEN3_Zk4R9.wav" by Stephan Schutze / PSE "Lost Transmissions - Static Passbys 14.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/re-kto-0001-bellfather Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY various authors: www.scp-wiki.net/log-of-extranormal-events License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent Carriontrooper was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/log-of-extranormal-events-vol-1-1 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Salty Buckets. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY S D Locke and Flumswack: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4910 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-4910 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

Content Warnings: Body horror, gore, torture, and violence; mention of child molestation and mutilation (no details); and Ronald Reagan. ---- This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Gregg. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Digiwizzard: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1981 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Ronald Reagan was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Analog Tape Noise 10.wav" of Debsound of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 4.0] "auditorium audience applause big 01.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "auditorium audience applause big 02.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "auditorium audience applause big 03.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "BloodDrips BW.11667.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "BloodDrips ZA01.55.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Drip_Spill_Splash_25.wav" by SoundBits / PSE "FoleyFootsteps-Linoleum-_26.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "FoleyFootsteps-Linoleum-_27.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "FoleyFootsteps-Linoleum-_28.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "Gore slush slime sounds.wav" by VlatkoBlazek of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] "Neck Bone Break BW.80199.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Real VHS/VCR intense distortion and interference VFX with sound (16:9 widescreen) [Free to use].mp3" by RC-TV Video Europe of YouTube.com (https://youtu.be/CHp9rL8Y6yQ) "Roomtone,TACF,Auditorium,Light Hum.wav" by JR Fountain / PSE "small_audience_laughter_21.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "Tearing flesh.wav" by aworldwhere of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Tearing Sinews, Breaking Bones.flac" by qubodup of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 4.0] "theater audience laughter 02.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "theater audience laughter 03.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "theater audience laughter 04.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "VCR_Rewind_Idle_Play_Rewind_Stop_ODY-1717-31.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "VCRFastForwardTape SFXB.4171.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Very quick Splash and squishy sound.wav" by aarrnnoo of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] "VCR Tape Hiss Sound Effect VHS Camera Buzz 80’s & 90’s Home Video.mp3" by audioman5000 of YouTube.com (https://youtu.be/aYaafk74CZU) "Water drips hvy splat.wav" by Sound Control SE / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1981 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... WRITTEN BY Joshua Alan Lindsay. EDITED BY FlyPurgatorio. www.scp-wiki.net/audit-scp-116 INSPIRED BY SCP-116, BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-116 "The Jungle Book" (by Rudyard Kipling) excerpt is in the Public Domain. --- The voice of The Auditor was provided by Rebekah Alexander. The voice of Dr. Benson was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Guard was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Televisions-SonyTrinitron_1.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-116 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-117 EDITED BY Joshua Alan Lindsay License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Climan was provided by Christian Jasper. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-117 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Oksbad: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-118 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Brant was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of Dr. Klaus was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of Capt. Thomson was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Dr. F. [REDACTED] was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of O5-5 was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of Dr. M. [REDACTED] was provided by Spera Crinis. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-118 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY elrosth: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-119 www.scp-wiki.net/test-log-for-scp-119 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database and O5-█ was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Grant was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Dr. Derel was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray. ---- Sound Credits "placing glass bottle on side table.wav" by __bernicetredoux of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] "Pour3 - PERFECT COCKTAIL.wav" by davethetech of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-119 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-120 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-120 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patrons Aeon, Jackson Razor, Melvin shermen, and Miettispaghetti. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Mortos: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3008 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voices of the Database and the man in the recording were provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Hammering Nails.wav" by Benboncan of Freesound.org ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-3008 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Wilt: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-121 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-121 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Ecronak: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-122 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-122 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY sloppyjoes7: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-123 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-123 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Abe. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Raddagher: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-6326 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Agent Watts was Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of Dr. Gaiser was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray. The voice of Howard Berlentanshen (PoI-6326-1) was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Hunter Smith (PoI-6326-2) was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Shanie Meyer-White (PoI-6326-3) was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of Carol Vaughan was (PoI-6326-4) provided by Brittany Carlton. The voices of the other club members were provided by Lee Daniel, Joshua Alan Lindsay, and Lisa Hogan. ---- Sound Credits "Activity,Class,Students Up and Leave 1.wav" by JR Fountain / PSE "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "AMB Forst Suburban House Exterior Spring Lively Bird PSE GEN2 BD Hf6.wav" by Sonomar Inc. / PSE "AMB Rurl Country House Ambience Interior Cottage 02 PSE GEN2 Zx63 Y.wav" by Sonomar Inc. / PSE "ANML Dog Dog German Shepherd Whines Soft Yelps Whimpers Panting PSE KCV2 Uhb1 P.wav" by Richard King / PSE "answer3.wav" by ondrosik of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "APPLAUSE MONO 24bit 48kHz.wav" by Alterr of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC] "CRWDWalla_Party Crowd_PSE_OE_AcX0U.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L Anderson / PSE "Group_Clapping_Interior_Small_Group_Applause_ODY-0486-83.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L Anderson / PSE "hangup10.wav" by ondrosik of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "NotificationMulti AP1.703.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "ringing tone, answering, then hanging up.wav" by alex36917 of Freesound.org ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-6326 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-124 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-124 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Agent Circeus: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-125 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-125 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR, REWRITTEN BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-126 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. █████████ was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-126 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY far2: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-127 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-127 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

Content Warning: Castration, cannibalism, harm to an infant, and mass casualties due to natural disaster. ---- This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Dalunamastero. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Djoric: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2845 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of ██████ ████████ was provided by Oktober Crow. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Crowd Reaction Adults OCP-1317-021.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2845 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY HK-016, REWRITTEN BY WrongJohnSilver: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-128 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Control was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of Mu-13 Lead was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Mu-13 Beta was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Mu-13 Gamma was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Mu-13 Delta was provided by Kendra ‘Izzy’ Murray. The voice of the Father (POI-1) was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of Britney (POI-2) was provided by Emari Zimbelman. The voice of Tyler (POI-3) was provided by John Brooks Dillard. The voice of Dr. Cordelia Argent was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of Dr. Roderick Argent was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. ---- Sound Credits The extensive sound credits for this episode can be found here: www.scpdatapodcast.com/sound-credits/scp-128 ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-128 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Quikngruvn: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-129 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-129 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY MisterFlames: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-130 www.scp-wiki.net/document-130-1 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. M██████ █████ E██████ was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-130 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

Content Warning: Sexual references, mentions of gender dysphoria & deadnaming. (No actual deadnaming takes place.) ---- An SCP Tale by Queerious: www.scp-wiki.net/the-deadname-meme License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Narrator and the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Heather Garrison was provided by Demily Pyro. The voice of Dr. Lillian Lillihammer was provided by Circe Jagd. The voice of Tad Trainor was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of Dr. Swallows was provided by Lee Daniel. The voice of Dr. Harry Blank was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.wav" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Alert4.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "AMBRoom_Room Tone Ambience Hallway Air Vent_PSE_GEN_E038E4A6.wav" by Chris Diebold / PSE "AMB Room Basement Room Tone Small Ventilation Low Tone PSE GEN5 d YM Cv.wav" by Sonomar Inc. / PSE "AMB Room Commercial Office Hallway Room Tone PSE GEN5 j8 Ar X.wav" by Eric Mooney / PSE "AMBTraf_City Traffic Day Ext Winter Suburb Birds_PSE_SCCTS_01_013.wav" by Sonomar Inc. / PSE "Backgrounds-LondonU.K.Bar_2.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "CookingKitchen-Other-Din_10.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "CRWDWalla_Party Crowd_PSE_OE_AcX0U.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "CRWDWalla_Restaurant Int Crowd Factory Cafeteria_PSE_SCCROWDS_RST_055.wav" by Sonomar Inc. / PSE "DOORElec_Electronic Lock and Unlock Key_PSE_GEN_A46EE147.wav" by Colin Lechner / PSE "Express Elevator Up and Down OCP-1416-040.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Group_Reactions_Collective_Gasps_OCP-1595-52.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Hallway_Reverberant_Distant_Walla_OCP-0084-16.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "LARGE NOTBUSY PUB CS.wav" by Clack / PSE "Tableware Movement Fork Spoon Drop OCP-1189-10.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/the-deadname-meme Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Lt Masipag: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-131 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-131 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Robert Sandler: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-132 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Peterson was provided by Spera Crinis. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-132 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR, REWRITTEN BY Aelanna: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-133 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-133 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Skali Sharpnose, Voct, AND AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-134 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-134 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Pig_catapult: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-135 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-135 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY kabu: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-136 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Meyers was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr.. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-136 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY DrEverettMann AND Arlecchino: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-137 www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-137 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voices of the Database and Dr. [REDACTED] were provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of SCP-137 was provided by Kendra 'Izzy' Murray. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-137 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-138 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-138 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Nagiros: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-139 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Scifi Alarm x3.wav" by Cell31_Sound_Productions of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-139 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AssertiveRoland: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-140 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-140 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AssertiveRoland: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-141 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-141 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Lumancer: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-142 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-142 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Autumn Kittell. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY SnakeoilSage: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1461 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Mr. █████ ██████ was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- Sound Credits "COM Static Record Player Needle Down Scratchy Surface Noise Static PSE ETS 0i M37.wav" by Richard King / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1461 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

An SCP Tale by SnakeoilSage: www.scp-wiki.net/the-worm Features SCP-1461: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1461 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Mr. █████ ██████ was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- Sound Credits The extensive sound credits for this episode can be found here: www.scpdatapodcast.com/sound-credits/the-worm ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/the-worm Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow AND VARIOUS AUTHORS: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-143 www.scp-wiki.net/scp-143-testing-log License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the researcher was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of SCP-890 was provided by Breck Wilhite. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-143 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY FritzWillie: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-144 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-144 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com

Content Warning: Mention of torture; mention of sexual assault as torture (no details given) ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Cinder: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-145 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. ██████ was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-145 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com