The Real HouseMATES of New York (Jessica & Robert )

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“Smoke, Mirrors & Foggy Diamonds” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E03, RHOC S16 E08, RHONJ S12 E01

Mention It All:
I mean, did we really think Teddy was going to last on Celebrity Big Brother after this?
Luke had some words about Paige.

Summer House S06 E02:
Really Craig, with the gaslighting? Andrea we love you!

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E08:
This is all Robert, Jess can’t take this season anymore.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E01:
NEW JERSEY IS BACK AND WE ARE PUMPED!!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:03:58
MENTION IT ALL: 00:03:58 -> 00:11:41
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:11:41 -> 00:41:54
RHOC: 00:41:54 -> 00:54:36
RHONJ: 00:54:36 -> 01:24:34
Outro: 01:24:34 -> End

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“This is Really Rough Terrain” - RHOSLC S02 E20

Is it just us or is this season lasting FOREVER! 

And can we please stop talking about whether or not Meredith was at her father’s memorial?! Not only is it in insensitive, rude, and f**** up but it is also a story line, NO ONE wants!

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:04:44
RHOSLC: 00:04:44 -> 00:40:46
Outro: 00:40:46 -> end

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“Vagina Stacking” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E04, RHOC S16 E09, RHONJ S12 E02

Mention It All:
So about this RHOBH, Kathy Hilton/Lisa Rinna drama…

Summer House S06 E04:
Luke is back! Danielle is our sprit animal and we are HERE for Hot Hub Summer!

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E09:
:::yawn::: We hate Noella.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E02:
We are team Gia, not sorry.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:11
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:11 -> 00:15:38
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:15:38 -> 00:44:16
RHOC: 00:44:16 -> 01:00:47
RHONJ: 01:00:47 -> 01:28:09
Outro: 01:28:09 -> End

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Hello Housemates!!! 
We are spilling the tea and talking all things Real Housewives of NJ with .. drumroll please.... Simone from the Bravo's Housevibes podcast!!!

This is our first time having a guest on the pod and we are so excited to share. =) 

Make sure you check out Bravo's Housevibes on all podcast platforms and social media, & give them some love! 

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“Why is the Fridge Beeping?” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E05, RHOC S16 E10, RHONJ S12 E03

Mention It All:
New lawsuit against Erika Jane!
WE HAVE THE TEA ABOUT DR. JEN.. AND IT IS HOT!

Summer House S06 E04:
THIS! THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE & FRANCHISE. The way this conversation was handled was **chef’s kiss** perfect!

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E10:
Microdosing, divorce, and pride!

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E03:
We cannot choose between Dolores and Jackie, please don’t ask us to.  

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:03:58
MENTION IT ALL: 00:03:58 -> 00:14:17
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:14:17 -> 00:40:37
RHOC: 00:40:37 -> 00:55:28
RHONJ: 00:55:28 -> 01:20:09
Outro: 01:20:09 -> End

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“Been There Done That” 

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S02 E21
Thank god we made it to the - incredibly underwhelming and boring -season finale.  

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:06:53
RHOSLC: 00:06:53 -> 00:36:35
Outro: 00:36:35 -> end

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“Kyle & Ballgags” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E06, RHONJ S12 E04

Mention It All:
Where was this Teddi Mellencamp on RHOBH?
David is a great guy, but we all knew that.

Summer House S06 E06:
Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E04:
Why is it always about Teresa & Luis?!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:50
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:50 -> 00:10:42
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:10:42 -> 00:37:01
RHONJ: 00:37:01 -> 01:02:18
Outro: 01:02:18 -> End

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“Let’s Go Eat A Bagel” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E07, RHOC S16 E11, RHONJ S12 E05

Mention It All:
What’s that about Katie And Schwartz?
Oh Texas.. Oh Florida.. How you always disappoint.

Summer House S06 E07:
To quote Larissa from ‘90 Day Fiance’ & the meme “Who is against the queen will die!”
**cough cough Kyle**

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E11:
Dr. Malpractice - aka Dr. Jen, you are WAY to drunk. 

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E05:
Louie, you.. piece of … ….., let’s just say you have earned yourself a nickname.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:29
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:29 -> 00:19:35
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:19:35 -> 00:49:28
RHOC: 00:49:28 -> 01:09:26
RHONJ: 01:09:26 -> 01:35:12
Outro: 01:35:12 -> End

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“A Glass of Vino” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E08, RHOC S16 E12, RHONJ S12 E06

Mention It All:
Rina, are you really that tone deaf?
We have the tea on Yolanda Hadid & Zayn Malik.. And while it is not confirmed, if it is true.. OOF it’s piping hot tea.

Summer House S06 E08:
Austen Kroll is now KROLL THE TROLL. 
Ciara & Lindsay, you both are way too beautiful and amazing to be fighting over him!

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E12
::Yawn:: Heather and Gina are in NY and the ladies cook.  That’s it.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E06:
It’s all about the men.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:24
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:24 -> 00:13:37
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:13:37 -> 00:48:03
RHOC: 00:48:03 -> 01:00:16
RHONJ: 01:00:16 -> 01:34:44
Outro: 01:34:44 -> End

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We are so excited to share our interview with the amazing, Tanya Bardsley of The Real Housewives of Cheshire!  

We want to say thank you x100 to Tanya for taking the time to speak to us!  We had so much fun chatting about housewives, what life is like being on the Real Housewives of Cheshire and just learning more about Tanya herself.  

This had to be one of our favorite episodes to record and we hope you all enjoy this as much as we did! 

Thank you again Tanya, you are friend of the pod, an honorable Housemate, and we cannot wait to have you on again! 

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“Rhyming Text Messages of Death” - RHOSLC REUNION PART 1, 2 & 3, RHOC S16 E13, RHONJ S12 E07

Mention It All:
Thanks to the podcast SUP for this tea about Brittany, her mom and Jax!
Luann… off the wagon we see.

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion Part 1, 2 & 3:
THANK GOD IT’S OVER!
This reunion was just everyone against Lisa and let’s not actually talk about the crime.  

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E13:
Parties and Parties and Parties.   

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E07:
Can we please talk about something other than Teresa & Louie, and Jen & Bill?! My god!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:04:08
MENTION IT ALL: 00:04:08 -> 00:20:40
RHOSLC: 00:20:40 -> 00:37:57
RHOC: 00:37:57 -> 00:56:41
RHONJ: 00:56:41 -> 01:22:452
Outro: 01:22:452 -> End

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“F*** Austen” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E08, RHOC S16 E14, RHONJ S12 E08

Mention It All:
We have heard the news, and we need to talk about RHONY.

Summer House S06 E08:
The title of the episode explains it all.  Fu** you Austen! 

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E14:
I’m sorry, I fell asleep, what happened?

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E08:
Constructive conversations and Teresa flipping out, what a good episode. 

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:43
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:43 -> 00:15:51
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:15:51 -> 00:52:53
RHOC: 00:52:53 -> 01:06:00
RHONJ: 01:06:00 -> 01:33:38
Outro: 01:33:38 -> End

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“Ferragosto & Softball” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E09, RHOC S16 E15, RHONJ S12 E09

Mention It All:
So we can admit when we are a bit too naive, but please tell us we aren’t the only ones!
And OMG, Dubai.

Summer House S06 E09:
No one makes Andrea cry & goes after Danielle in the same night and gets away with it!

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E15:
Things happened, we hate Noella, nothing new. 

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E09:
WE WERE ON TV!!!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:38
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:38 -> 00:19:23
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:19:23 -> 00:52:31
RHOC: 00:52:31 -> 01:07:30
RHONJ: 01:07:30 -> 01:37:58
Outro: 01:37:58 -> End

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“What the Fck Just Happened?” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E10, RHOC S16 E16, RHONJ S12 E10

Mention It All:
That RHOBH trailer!!...
Just a Reddit opinion we agree with about Melissa Gorga’s storyline 

Summer House S06 E10:
So many things are happening, and we aren’t just talking about the hurricane 

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E16:
Noella. You. Are. The. Worst.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E10:
Happy Birthday Marge Sr.! Melissa, you are the worst.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:22
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:22 -> 00:21:15
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:21:15 -> 00:53:54
RHOC: 00:53:54 -> 01:14:05
RHONJ: 01:14:05 -> 01:38:12
Outro: 01:38:12 -> End

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“Two words, TOMMY KNOCKER” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E11, RHOC S16 E17, RHONJ S12 E11

Mention It All:
If you have also watched the Ultimatum, let us know!
We would like to see this Vanderpump Valley, what about you?

Summer House S06 E11:
Can we join this Bonfire feast and avoid all the Lindsay drama? Cause… girl..

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E17:
WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT?! Thank god it’s over!

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E11:
Welcome to Nashville 😂

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:59
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:59 -> 00:22:15
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:22:15 -> 00:57:09
RHOC: 00:57:09 -> 01:14:54
RHONJ: 01:14:54 -> 01:44:10
Outro: 01:44:10 -> End

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The Second Honorable Housemate: Andrea Denver of Summer House & Winter House!

We CANNOT tell you guys how excited we were to record and share this episode with you! If you have listened to us before, you already know we are huge Andrea Denver fans, and this only solidified that.  

We got to chat about everything, ranging from the previous reality shows he has been on, like Celebrity Big Brother and The Circle, to his experiences in the US & NYC (cough cough, JLo & T.Swift)!  And of course we couldn't not bring up Winter House season 1.    

Thank you so much for taking the time to chat with us Andrea! It was such a pleasure speaking with you and finding out more about who you are and your experiences. We absolutely adore you, you are a friend of the pod and honorable Housemate for life, and we can't wait to chat with you again! 

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“We ARE BACK, But WTF Was That?!” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E12 & 13, RHOC Reunion Part 1 & 2 RHONJ S12 E12 & 13

Mention It All:
Well, Sweet James had something to say.

Summer House S06 E12 & 13:
It's Prom night 2022 and the rose colored glasses are off.

Real Housewives of Orange County REUNION PART 1 & 2:
SNORE

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E12 & 13:
STOP SINGING!
Stop talking about Teresa and Louie.
Why did this end in Nashville again?

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:42
MENTION IT ALL:  00:06:42 -> 00:12:23
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:12:23 -> 00:47:38
RHOC: 00:47:38 -> 01:04:56
RHONJ: 01:04:56 -> 01:28:48
Outro: 01:28:48 -> End

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“L’ Impossible” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E14, RHONJ S12 REUNION PART 1, & RHOA S14 E01

Mention It All:
This Ultimate Girls Trip 2 Trailer IS EVERYTHING.
And some tea on some VPR ladies. 

Summer House S06 E14:
What a bore of a season finale.  It would have been nice to see more of Kyle and Amanda’s wedding.

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 1:
CHAOS, pure and utter chaos. 
Man Teresa, we tried, but we can no longer call ourselves fans 

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E01:
It is so nice having these ladies back on our screen, we missed you!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:33
MENTION IT ALL:  00:06:33 -> 00:16:20
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:16:20 -> 00:31:44
RHONJ: 00:31:44 -> 00:55:11
RHOA: 00:55:11 -> 01:27:33
Outro: 01:27:33 -> End

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“Gaslighter & Dumpsterfire” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 REUNION PART 1, RHONJ S12 REUNION PART 2, RHOA S14 E02, & RHOBH S12 E01

Mention It All:
Jen.. you called Dolores a jerk?..
Craig was thrown out of Amanda & Kyle’s wedding for..

Summer House S06 REUNION PART 1:
Paige… Paige… what is your issue?!

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2:
Mirror Mirror ::vomit::

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E02:
SWEATY TAINT…… WE CANNOT SAY HOW MUCH WE HATE YOU ENOUGH 

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E01:
Dorit is one of the strongest women on Bravo, for sure!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:04:44
MENTION IT ALL:   00:04:44 -> 00:10:08
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:10:08 -> 00:24:45
RHONJ: 00:24:45 -> 00:38:54
RHOA: 00:38:54 -> 01:02:17
RHOBH: 01:02:17 -> 01:34:07
Outro: 01:34:07 -> End

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“Go Small Breast Her” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 REUNION PART 2, RHONJ S12 REUNION PART 3, RHOA S14 E03, & RHOBH S12 E02

Mention It All:
So that’s why Traci was CUT out of the THREE PART reunion..
Erika vs. Bethenny

Summer House S06 REUNION PART 2:
Still… Paige, what is your issue?!

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 3:
In Andy’s words, “SHUTUP!’

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E03:
Happy Birthday Brooklyn! 

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E02:
Happy Birthday Harry

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:07
MENTION IT ALL:   00:08:07 -> 00:18:26
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:18:26 -> 00:32:56
RHONJ: 00:32:56 -> 00:46:40
RHOA: 00:46:40 -> 01:08:11
RHOBH: 01:08:11 -> 01:27:38
Outro: 01:27:38 -> End

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“And a Giraffe Was There” - RHOA S14 E04, & RHOBH S12 E03

❤️ Uvalde ❤️
Our hearts, prayers and thoughts go out to you. ❤️
If you would like to donate, here are a couple links =)  
Together Rising
Everytown

Mention It All:
Jax and Brittany, you never fail to prove how horrible you really are.
Caroline vs. Teresa 

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E04:
What in the condo?  

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E03:
La Quinta … again

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:59
MENTION IT ALL:   00:07:59 -> 00:19:50
RHOA: 00:19:50 -> 00:47:04
RHOBH: 00:47:04 -> 01:18:29
Outro: 01:18:29 -> End

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“Tit for Toot” - RHOBH S12 E04 & RHOD S01 E01

Mention It All:
F you Patrick Somers.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E04:
We support you Crystal!

Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E01:
It is finally here!! And we are on opposite sides?!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:09:12
MENTION IT ALL:   00:09:12 -> 00:20:37
RHOA: 00:20:37 -> 00:45:23
RHOBH: 00:45:23 -> 01:18:02
Outro: 01:18:02 -> End

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“94.6 miles Away” - RHOA S14 E05, RHOBH S12 E05 & RHOD S01 E02

Mention It All:
Dorinda vs. Vicki
About that police report…

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E05:
WTF is Drew’s company?!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E05:
RIP Lois ❤️

Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E02:
Happy Thanksgiving!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:07
MENTION IT ALL:   00:07:07 -> 00:13:45
RHOA: 00:13:45 -> 00:38:11
RHOBH: 00:38:11 -> 01:01:02
RHOD: 01:01:02 -> 01:16:22
Outro: 01:16:22 -> End

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“Bacon Eating Vegetarian” - RHOA S14 E06, RHOBH S12 E06 & RHOD S01 E03

Mention It All:
Andddd another racist… the joy 
Schwartz and Katie’s house is for sale, who is going to the open house?!

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E06:
We missed Mama Joyce!
 
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E06:
Cue the downfall of our favs…

Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E03:
Two words, french fries. 

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:42
MENTION IT ALL:   00:06:42 -> 00:20:29
RHOA: 00:20:29 -> 00:42:21
RHOBH: 00:42:21 -> 01:12:22
RHOD: 01:12:22 -> 01:29:35
Outro: 01:29:35 -> End

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“What the ACTUAL F***?” - RHOA S14 E07, RHOBH S12 E07 & RHOD S01 E04

We are mad.  We are disappointed. We are frustrated.  We are sad.   We are DEVASTATED.  We cried. Now we are ready to fight. 

We needed to talk about it all and wanted to share that with you.  If you don’t want to listen to our opinions feel free to skip over it, just check the timestamps below. Oh, and probably skip the outro too. ✌️

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E07:
Really Sanya.. Your gold medal?...

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E07:
Do you think Erika was wasted on the boat?

Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E04:
zZzZz... What happened again?

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:20:46
RHOA: 00:20:46 -> 00:39:32
RHOBH: 00:39:32 -> 01:02:43
RHOD: 01:02:43 -> 01:27:06
Outro: 01:27:06 -> End

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“A New Sniper From the Side” - RHOA S14 E08, RHOBH S12 E08

Mention It All:
New racist alert: Lisa Rinna and Diana Jenkins..

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E08:
What is with the Kandi hate?!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E08:
You need a new villain..no we just need you off our screens!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:22
MENTION IT ALL: 00:20:46 -> 00:20:57
RHOA: 00:39:32 -> 00:45:45
RHOBH: 01:02:43 -> 01:15:06
Outro: 01:27:06 -> End

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“To Setting a B*tch Straight” - RHOBH S12 E09 & RHOD S1E05

Mention It All:
Bye bye Noella & Dr. Malpractice! Good riddance!
RIP Teresa & Dina’s friendship

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E09:
GO AWAY KYLE!

Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E05:
Yes, Phaedra!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:48
MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:48 -> 00:15:06
RHOBH: 00:15:06 -> 00:40:22
RHOD: 00:40:22 -> 01:01:53
Outro: 01:01:53 -> End

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“Happy Birthday Housemates!” - RHOA S14 E09, RHOBH S12 E10 & RHOD S1E06

Mention It All:
I’m sorry, but I need to rant about 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After.
We don’t want Ultimate Girls Trip 3 if that’s the cast ….

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E09:
We love drunk Kenya!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E10:
At this point we really only watch this for Sutton and Garcelle.

Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E06:
At least we had something to talk about.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:04:57
MENTION IT ALL: 00:04:57 -> 00:17:25
RHOA: 00:17:25 -> 00:45:43
RHOBH: 00:45:43 -> 01:04:36
RHOD: 01:04:36 -> 01:28:33
Outro: 01:28:33 -> End

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“So Chic!” - RHOA S14 E10, RHOBH S12 E11 & RHOD S1E07

Mention It All:
Tamra is back!
Schwartz was on Scheana’s podcast, thanks reddit!

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E10:
We are here for Kenya this season.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E11:
Jamie Lee Curtis, you are too good for RHOBH.  And Kyle, please, PLEASE, go away!

Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E07:
That wasn’t a wedding dress and Brook’s you are asking for it.

No new episode next week, see you guys the following week! =)

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:36
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:36 -> 00:16:05
RHOA: 00:16:05 -> 00:43:12
RHOBH: 00:43:12 -> 01:06:50
RHOD: 01:06:50 -> 01:33:32
Outro: 01:33:32 -> End

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“B*tch, We are Worldwide!” - RHOA S14 E13, RHOBH S12 E14 & RHOD S1E10

We are so happy to be back!!

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E13:
We love Kandi!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E14:
Melissa Etheridge?!

Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E10:
Hen trip!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:44
RHOA: 00:06:44 -> 00:33:22
RHOBH: 00:33:22 -> 01:09:53
RHOD: 01:09:53 -> 01:28:22
Outro: 01:28:22 -> End

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“Mary Poppins of the Homeless & Toothless!” - RHOA S14 E14, RHOBH S12 E15 & RHOD S1E11

Sorry, no Mention it All again. Life has got us both a bit all over the place! It will be back soon.
Also, not an ad for 'How to Build A Sex Room', it's just a good show, ha! 

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E14:
It’s Jamaica ‘mon!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E15:
Truer words have never been spoken, thank you Garcelle.

Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E11:
<3 You are so incredibly strong, Ayan.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:56
RHOA: 00:06:56 -> 00:31:15
RHOBH: 00:31:15 -> 01:04:01
RHOD: 01:04:01 -> 01:27:43
Outro: 01:27:43 -> End

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“RIP Ms. Goat” - RHOA S14 E15, & RHOD S1E12

Mention it All:
This will be the last time we speak of Diana.
Schwartz & Raquel?!

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E15:
Well that was a trip.

Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E12:
Season Finale!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:13
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:13 -> 00:24:43
RHOA: 00:24:43 -> 00:49:20
RHOD: 00:49:20 -> 01:14:02
Outro: 01:14:02 -> End

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“I Keep Staring at Her Ears” - RHOA S14 E17, & RHOBH S12 E17 RHOD Reunion Part 2

Housemates, we are so sorry for being so sporadic with our episodes.  Life has just been a bit crazy for the both of us lately and honestly, some of these franchises (cough RHOBH cough) have just been a tad hard to sit through/talk about.  We promise to resume posting weekly and thank you all for listening and baring with us during this time 

Mention it All:
The new season of RHOP looks so good!

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E17:
And finally, we have (well kind of) She by Sheree!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E17:
Aspen continues.. as does our hate for Kyle, Erika & Rinna. 

Real Housewives of Dubai Reunion Part 2:
Ladies.. Where was this all season?!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:35
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:35 -> 00:13:13
RHOA: 00:13:13 -> 00:46:00
RHOBH: 00:46:00 -> 01:08:07
RHOD: 01:08:07 -> 01:28:35
Outro: 01:28:35 -> End

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“There is No Misunderstanding of Our Positions, We Hate Erika” - RHOA S14 Reunion Part 1, & RHOBH S12 E18

We are sorry about our Spectrum rant, we couldn’t help it. 

Mention it All:
Bahaha Shannon Beador’s Ex is getting ANOTHER divorce.
We cannot wait for this upcoming season of Winter House!

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 Reunion Part 1:
About that seating arrangement.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 Ep18:
The Fox Force Fuckups have imploded, all by themselves! (insert laughing emoji)

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:15
MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:15 -> 00:18:33
RHOA: 00:18:33 -> 00:48:26
RHOBH: 00:48:26 -> 01:20:22
Outro: 01:20:22 -> End

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“Lisa Rinna = Camel Toe” - RHOA S14 Reunion Part 2, & RHOBH S12 E19 

Mention it All:
Lisa Rinna.. Really… $2.1 million?!
We are rooting for you Teresa! #voteteresa

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 Reunion Part 2:
Snore.. What was happening again?

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 Ep19:
Team Kathy all the way!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:03:31
MENTION IT ALL: 00:03:31 -> 00:11:40
RHOA: 00:11:40 -> 00:34:45
RHOBH: 00:34:45 -> 01:04:23
Outro: 01:04:23 -> End

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“It’s Just Another Sister” - RHOA S14 Reunion Part 3, RHOBH S12 E20, & RHOSLC S03 E01

Our equipment test was just too good not to share! And our apologies for such a long episode, we got excited for RHOSLC. 

Mention it All:
We were sorry to see you go Teresa.  You had our vote!
Could the tea be true? Is there trouble in the OC?

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 Reunion Part 3:
This did NOT NEED to happen..

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 Ep20:
Shit of it all.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep02:
We are way too excited for this!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:51
MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:51 -> 00:16:49
RHOA: 00:16:49 -> 00:39:09
RHOBH: 00:39:09 -> 01:16:02
RHOSLC: 01:16:02 -> 01:54:14
Outro: 01:54:14 -> End

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“Tie or Bowtie?” - RHOBH S12 E21, & RHOSLC S03 E02

Mention it All:
Could Real Housewives of Dallas be in our future?!
This RHOBH Reunion…. Oh.my.god. We love you Kathy! 

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 Ep21:
The DOWNFALL of the FFF.. and WE LOVE IT!

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep02:
Yes, Yes, Yes we love this!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:09
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:09 -> 00:21:00
RHOBH: 00:21:00 -> 00:56:08
RHOSLC: 00:56:08 -> 01:31:13
Outro: 01:31:13 -> End

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“You Gotta Stop Kyle” - RHOP S07 E02, RHOBH S12 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S03 E04 & Winter House S02 E02

Mention it All:
We went to BRAVOCON and we made so many new friends and great memories. <3 

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep02:
It is so nice to have these ladies back on our screens, but Gizelle.. You are MESSY.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 Reunion Part 2:
You come for Garcelle, you come for us.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep04:
Heather we love you!

Winter House S02 Ep02:
Craig….. We hate you.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:10
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:10 -> 00:27:16
RHOP: 00:27:16 -> 00:50:10
RHOBH: 00:50:10 -> 01:12:42
RHOSLC: 01:12:42 -> 01:31:55
WINTERHOUSE: 01:31:55 -> 01:54:33
Outro: 01:54:33 -> End

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“Jax Walked So Craig Could Run … we hate you Craig” - RHOP S07 E04, RHOSLC S03 E06 & Winter House S02 E04 [RHOBH S12 Reunion Part 3]

Mention it All:
Jess went to Vanderpump Cocktail Gardens and now she needs all the goat cheese balls.
Bethenny .. stay out of our lane.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 Reunion Part 3:
We are so sorry for missing part 3! Team Kathy always <3.

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep04:
Field day.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep06:
You are a 52 year old man who created a finsta account to troll someone.. Really?..

Winter House S02 Ep04:
Craig….. We hate you. 

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:17
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:17 -> 00:16:20
RHOBH: 00:16:20 -> 00:25:03
RHOP: 00:25:03 -> 00:45:19
RHOSLC: 00:45:19 -> 01:07:36
WINTERHOUSE: 01:07:36 -> 01:36:19
Outro: 01:36:19 -> End

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“Spill the Chai” - RHOP S07 E05, RHOSLC S03 E07, Family Karma S03 E01 & Winter House S02 E05

Mention it All:
Porsha… we all know that wasn’t a mistake.
We are HERE for RHONY Legacy!

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep05:
Was this “Burn Session” really meant to solve anything?

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep07:
Heather, we are ready for our audition!

Family Karma S03 Ep01:
We are so excited for this season!

Winter House S02 Ep05:
Bring the Toms back!!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:14
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:14 -> 00:14:37
RHOP: 00:14:37 -> 00:34:17
RHOSLC: 00:34:17 -> 00:55:33
FAMILY KARMA: 00:55:33 -> 01:14:58
WINTERHOUSE: 01:14:58 -> 01:39:27
Outro: 01:39:27 -> End

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“Big Tree Fall Hard” - RHOP S07 E06, RHOSLC S03 E08, Family Karma S03 E02 & Winter House S02 E06

Mention it All:
… This new reboot of RHONY has us both a bit worried…
We clocked the Gorga’s TRUE selves at that softball game.

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep06:
Peter Thomas.. why are you part of this?!

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep08:
Pure chaos.

Family Karma S03 Ep02:
Oof.. that speech Vishal.

Winter House S02 Ep06:
THE MOST AWKWARD EPISODE EVER..

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:17
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:17 -> 00:18:09
RHOP: 00:18:09 -> 00:39:08
RHOSLC: 00:39:08 -> 01:00:51
FAMILY KARMA: 01:00:51 -> 01:12:34
WINTERHOUSE: 01:12:34 -> 01:37:02
Outro: 01:37:02 -> End

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“Austen Has No Balls” - RHOP S07 E08, RHOSLC S03 E09, Family Karma S03 E04 & Winter House S02 E07

Mention it All:
OK RHONY.. We are excited!
We see you Schwartzy ..

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep08:
We cannot be team Wendy or team Mia….

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep09:
A tablespoon of champagne changed the entire trip 

Family Karma S03 Ep04:
You are being very messy Amrit.

Winter House S02 Ep07:
Still awkward..

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:19
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:19 -> 00:17:42
RHOP: 00:17:42 -> 00:41:13
RHOSLC: 00:41:13 -> 01:03:38
FAMILY KARMA: 01:03:38 -> 01:23:02
WINTERHOUSE: 01:23:02 -> 01:47:55
Outro: 01:47:55 -> End

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“Deminimizing” - RHOP S07 E09, RHOSLC S03 E010, Family Karma S03 E05 & Winter House S02 E08

Mention it All:
Sorry, but I had to talk about Sister Wives and Josh Seiter.
RHOM started and we are pumped!

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep09:
… Fully team Candiace.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep010:
What in the unhinged F*** is going on?!

Family Karma S03 Ep05:
Rish… you did it.

Winter House S02 Ep08 :
Pssttt.. Jess.. Your denial is showing.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:50
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:50 -> 00:15:13
RHOP: 00:15:13 -> 00:37:38
RHOSLC: 00:37:38 -> 00:57:59
FAMILY KARMA: 00:57:59 -> 01:13:39
WINTERHOUSE: 01:13:39 -> 01:38:52
Outro: 01:38:52 -> End

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“Please NEVER Come Back Onto Our Screens.. Jess” - RHOP S07 E10, RHOSLC S03 E011, Family Karma S03 E06 & Winter House S02 E09

Have a happy holiday housemates!! We will see you all in the new year! <3 


Mention it All:
Well this past week has been full of Jen Shah news… from counterfeit bags to reunion news.

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep10:
Karen…Karen.. What is this live show you are trying to do?

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep011:
How do we say…. We don’t care about this black eye situation.

Family Karma S03 Ep06:
Again.. This is not 90’s themed.

Winter House S02 Ep09 - Season Finale :
What a good season!! Jess, we never want to see you again.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:28
MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:28 -> 00:14:21
RHOP: 00:14:21 -> 00:33:54
RHOSLC: 00:33:54 -> 00:56:16
FAMILY KARMA: 00:56:16 -> 01:11:35
WINTERHOUSE: 01:11:35 -> 01:28:27
Outro: 01:28:27 -> End

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“6.5 Years? No Ma’am!” - RHOP S07 E12, RHOSLC S03 E013

HAPPY NEW YEAR HOUSEMATES!!!

Mention it All:
Well we made it, Jen Shah’s sentencing… and we have thoughts.
Ding Dong the witch is gone! LVP couldn’t of said it better. 

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep12:
Who is this Deborah and why is she here?

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep013:
STOP WITH THE BLACK EYE!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:04:27
MENTION IT ALL: 00:04:27 -> 00:30:46
RHOP: 00:30:46 -> 00:55:59
RHOSLC: 00:55:59 -> 01:28:32
Outro: 01:28:32 -> End

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“Key to World Peace, Vibrators” - RHOP S07 E13, RHOSLC S03 E014

Mention it All:
In honor of the Vanderpump Rules and Summer House trailers we have some tea.
Did someone say Alex McCord on UGT?!?!

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep13:
What in the geriatric fight is this?

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep014:
This.was.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:17
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:17 -> 00:18:55
RHOP: 00:18:55 -> 00:44:55
RHOSLC: 00:44:55 -> 00:58:44
Outro: 00:58:44 -> End

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“Old Cookie Monster Ass Bitch” - RHOP S07 E15, RHOSLC S03 Reunion Part 2

Mention it All:
SOO MUCH HAS HAPPENED SINCE WE HAVE BEEN ON!
Robyn Dixon.. You stupid fucked up..
Brandi Galnville Vs. Caroline Manzo … who’s side are you on?

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep15:
This HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST EPISODE, all thanks to Ms. Robyn Dixon.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Part 2:
….. I need a long break after this.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:18:21
MENTION IT ALL: 00:18:21 -> 00:39:00
RHOP: 00:39:00 -> 01:04:11
RHOSLC: 01:04:11 -> 01:27:43
Outro: 01:27:43 -> End

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“The Year of Burning Bridges” - RHOP S07 E16, RHONJ S13 E01, VPR S10 E01

Mention it All:
Is anyone else excited for this new reality show with JUST villains, or is it just us?
Jacqueline and Teresa?!?!?!?!

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep16:
WTF was that wedding Robyn?!?!

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep01:
Wow, this is growth Teresa!

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep01:
We are SOOO EXCITED FOR THIS SEASON!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:30
MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:30 -> 00:17:50
RHOP: 00:17:50 -> 00:45:09
RHONJ: 00:45:09 -> 01:12:22
VPR: 01:12:22 -> 01:39:32
Outro: 01:39:32 -> End

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“Who Can’t Fight Touching Cheese?” - RHONJ S13 E02, VPR S10 E02, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E01

Mention it All:
Jen Shah is officially in prison!
Clearly Kim was tardy to her party.. Her mansion is in for foreclosure.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep02:
Forever team Dolores.

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep02:
Two words- Schwartz & Sandys.

Summer House S07 Ep01:
Why did we need to start this season with Lindsay and Carl?  Why are they even still on this show?

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:20
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:20 -> 00:17:43
RHONJ: 00:17:43 -> 00:45:11
VPR: 00:45:11 -> 01:12:38
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:12:38 -> 01:35:53
Outro: 01:35:53 -> End

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“Uhh it’s Salad” - RHONJ S13 E03, VPR S10 E03, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E02

Mention it All:
Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 3 trailer dropped and we have thoughts!

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep03:
Is Luis the Gorga whisperer?

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep03:
It is time to start getting mad at Schwartz.

Summer House S07 Ep02:
Kyle vs. Carl.. the fight we never wanted.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:04:38
MENTION IT ALL: 00:04:38 -> 00:16:13
RHONJ: 00:16:13 -> 00:40:43
VPR: 00:40:43 -> 01:05:07
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:05:07 -> 01:28:49
Outro: 01:28:49 -> End

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“Bambi Eyed Bi*ch” - VPR S10 E04

The Tom Sandoval and Raquel Leviss news dropped the day we recorded, so we felt we needed to do a VPR ONLY episode.  We had to dive into our feelings and all of the details that came out.  To say we are disappointed is an understatement, we DESPISE YOU BOTH! #TeamAriana

Our RHONJ and Summer House Recap will be out soon! 

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep04:
There aren’t even words to describe how awful you both truly are. 
Enjoy some Schwartz and Sandy’s Yelp Reviews at the end.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:23:30
VPR: 00:23:30 -> 00:54:49
Outro: 00:54:49 -> End

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“Jenn Fessler DOESN’T Share Food! ”  - RHONJ S13 E04, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E03

Mention it All:
No mention it all this episode.  Sorry guys, the Tom and Raquel news just took over our lives.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep04:
Jen Fessler is our new favorite.

Summer House S07 Ep03:
Now this feels like Summer House!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:01:10
RHONJ: 00:01:10 -> 00:20:57
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:20:57 -> 00:50:17
Outro: 00:50:17 -> End

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“Treating Her like a Baby is an Insult to Babies”  - RHONJ S13 E05, VPR S10 E05, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E04

Mention it All:
The #Scandoval continues..

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep05:
Margaret VS Jen Adien

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep05:
Getting through this is so hard knowing what we know… cough cough Scumdoval & Rachel.

Summer House S07 Ep04:
ANDREA!!! <3

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:04:05
MENTION IT ALL: 00:04:05 -> 00:18:12
RHONJ: 00:18:12 -> 00:34:14
VPR: 00:34:14 -> 01:02:18
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:02:18 -> 01:24:43
Outro: 01:24:43 -> End

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“What Doesn’t Kill Me Better Run”  - RHONJ S13 E06, VPR S10 E06, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E05

OMG Housemates, this is our 100th episode! We cannot say thank you enough for all of the support and we can’t wait to bring you hundreds more. =)

Mention it All:
Thanks a lot Jill Zarin.. Way to ruin RHONY Legacy for everyone.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep06:
Time to play ball!

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep06:
Rachel and Scumdoval.. You both just get worse and worse. 

Summer House S07 Ep05:
Pure and utter chaos.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:57
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:57 -> 00:18:05
RHONJ: 00:18:05 -> 00:43:55
VPR: 00:43:55 -> 01:15:59
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:15:59 -> 01:31:12
Outro: 01:31:12 -> End

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“Put a Thought Together, I Know You Dan Do It”  - RHONJ S13 E07, VPR S10 E07, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E06

Mention it All:
There was too much not to cover.
We think it was Schwartz who got into an altercation, what do you think?
Ultimate Girls Trip 3 started and WE ARE EXCITED!
Denise Richards is back baby!!!!!

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep07:
Margaret.. Your tagline is you make a better friend than enemy.

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep07:
Ugh Rachel and Scumdoval ..

Summer House S07 Ep06:
Thank god for the dogs.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:22
MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:22 -> 00:30:11
RHONJ: 00:30:11 -> 01:01:31
VPR: 01:01:31 -> 01:25:01
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:25:01 -> 01:39:05
Outro: 01:39:05 -> End

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“Making a Mountain into a Mole Hole”  - RHONJ S13 E08, VPR S10 E08, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E07

Mention it All:
We listened to Scheana’s podcast and she spilled the tea!
This season of Love is Blind is just too crazy NOT to talk about.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep08:
Margaret is just a mean girl.

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep08:
At this point we just want the last episode and the reunion.

Summer House S07 Ep07:
At least they went to the club as a group… that still feels like Summer House..

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:14:02
MENTION IT ALL: 00:14:02 -> 00:25:59
RHONJ: 00:25:59 -> 00:59:58
VPR: 00:59:58 -> 01:14:38
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:14:38 -> 01:29:15
Outro:  01:29:15 -> End

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“I’m Not Zen Anymore”  - RHONJ S13 E09, VPR S10 E09, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E08

Mention it All:
YESS we are getting our RHONY “Ultimate Girl’s Trip”.
Robert listened to Jax and Brittany’s podcast so you don’t have to.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep09:
Jersey is nothing without Teresa, tell us not.

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep09:
We see you Scumdoval and Rachel!

Summer House S07 Ep08:
We tried to like Chris.. But at this point, give us Alex..

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:14:00
MENTION IT ALL: 00:14:00 -> 00:26:22
RHONJ: 00:26:22 -> 00:44:44
VPR: 00:44:44 -> 01:02:54
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:02:54 -> 01:23:29
Outro:  01:23:29 -> End

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“You’re a Boogawolf”  - RHONJ S13 E11, VPR S10 E11, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E10

Mention it All:
Could RHONY be in our future?
Sorry, but Jess has to rant about Love Is Blind.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep11:
The ladies are in Ireland!

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep11:
Both Toms are gross, that is all.

Summer House S07 Ep10:
Kyle’s birthday has lasted 3 EPISODES! ..

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:28
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:28 -> 00:21:20
RHONJ: 00:21:20 -> 00:44:37
VPR: 00:44:37 -> 01:23:02
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:23:02 -> 01:36:13
Outro:  01:36:13 -> End

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“White House Correspondents B*tch”  - RHONJ S13 E12, VPR S10 E12, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E11

Mention it All:
Brandi Glanville.. Please put your phone down.
About that RHOC trailer..

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep12:
A hen party doesn’t mean a LITERAL HEN party.

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep12:
Are we really supposed to believe that no one knows about Sandoval and Rachel

Summer House S07 Ep11:
Other than Lindsay, this was a good episode.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:08
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:08 -> 00:18:13
RHONJ: 00:18:13 -> 00:35:13
VPR: 00:35:13 -> 01:00:49
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:00:49 -> 01:20:26
Outro:  01:20:26 -> End

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“Stop Saying Dip Out You Dip Sh*t!”  - RHONJ S13 E13, VPR S10 E13, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E12

Mention it All:
Sandoval is really leaning into his villain phase.
Is Erika Jayne anything without Lisa Rinna?

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep13:
We see you Louie. 

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep13:
It is so PAINFULLY obvious.

Summer House S07 Ep12:
We love Rachel, Andrea and Lexi!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:21
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:21 -> 00:15:51
RHONJ: 00:15:51 -> 00:34:37
VPR: 00:34:37 -> 00:55:53
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:55:53 -> 01:15:03
Outro:  01:15:03 -> End

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“Poo Poo Heads”  - RHOA S15 E01, RHONJ S13 E14, VPR S10 E14, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E13

Mention it All:
THIS REUNION TRAILER IS EVERYTHING.
Oh and Kim Zolciak is getting divorced.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep01:
Welcome back ladies! BOP BOP BOP

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep14:
Okay Louie.

Summer House S07 Ep13:
Danielle… Danielle.. You are making a fool of yourself.

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep14:
THIS EPISODE!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:47
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:47 -> 00:32:06
RHOA: 00:32:06 -> 00:42:25
RHONJ: 00:42:25 -> 00:56:49
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:56:49 -> 01:08:30
VPR: 01:08:30 -> 01:45:20
Outro:  01:45:20 -> End

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“#TEAMARIANA”  - VPR S10 E15

#Scandoval needed it’s own episode, we think you understand. 
Our RHOA, RHONJ and Summer House recap will be up shortly!

Mention it All:
So this is why Rachel is hiding…
Wait.. did Darcey (Darcey & Stacey/90 Day Fiance) sleep with Sandoval?!

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep15:
We have collectively watched this episode more times than we can count. 

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:08
VPR: 00:07:08 -> End

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“Everyone Makes their Own Sandwiches”  - RHOA S15 E02, RHONJ S13 E15, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E14

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep15:
Melissa VS Teresa .. yet again. 

Summer House S07 Ep14:
Things are more fun without Lindsay and Carl.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep02:
You should never activate Kenya.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:09:11
RHONJ: 00:09:11 -> 00:30:18
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:30:18 -> 00:45:44
RHOA: 00:45:44 -> 00:58:02
Outro:  00:58:02 -> End

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“The Higher the Hair the Bigger the Drama”  - RHOA S15 E03, RHONJ TERESA’S WEDDING SPECIAL, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E15

Real Housewives of New Jersey Teresa’s Wedding Special:
“The higher the hair, the closer to God.”

Summer House S07 Ep15:
Well that was.. a season.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep03:
Yes! We love seeing Candiace do her thing!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:38
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:38 -> 00:11:22
RHONJ: 00:11:22 -> 00:34:45
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:34:45 -> 00:45:12
RHOA: 00:45:12 -> 01:03:43
Outro:  01:03:43 -> End

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“That F*king F*ker is at Fault”  - VPR REUNION PART 1

Vanderpump Rules S10 Reunion Part 1:
Every reunion after this needs to be uncensored, this is amazing.
We have lots of opinions.. One being, keep Rachel in the trailer.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:09
VPR: 00:05:09 -> End

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“You can speak to the side of my head.”  - VPR REUNION PART 2 .. aka Scandoval part 2

Vanderpump Rules S10 Reunion Part 2:
Let the #Scandoval continue…
We can see right through you both Scumdoval and Ratchel.
 
Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:52
VPR:  00:08:52 -> End

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“YELP SAYS WE ARE 9.6”  - RHOA S15 E04, RHONJ REUNION PART 1, SUMMER HOUSE S07 REUNION PART 1

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 1:
Here we go.. Melissa vs. Teresa.

Summer House S07 Reunion Part 1:
Lindsay vs. Danielle

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep04:
At this point it isn’t even fair that Atlanta had to compete with #scandoval, Summer House reunion and the New Jersey reunion.. They had no shot.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:11:31
MENTION IT ALL: 00:11:31 -> 00:18:34
RHONJ: 00:18:34 -> 00:45:07
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:45:07 -> 00:57:00
RHOA: 00:57:00 -> 01:16:03
Outro:  01:16:03 -> End

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“Diabolical, Demented, Disgusting, Subhuman ”  - VPR REUNION PART 3

We have a new housemate that joined the family - Welcome Olivia! Olivia has had to listen to Jess talk about VPR so much that she decided to watch it for herself.  She started with the reunion, had some thoughts, and HAD to join the recap.

Intro:
Olivia is watching Grey’s Anatomy for the first time, so please bear with the small Grey’s chat.

Vanderpump Rules S10 Reunion Part 3:
#Scandoval concludes and what a finale that was!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:10
VPR:  00:10:10 -> End

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“A Dog’s Mouth is NOT Clean”  - RHOC S17 E01, RHOA S15 E05, RHONJ REUNION PART 2, SUMMER HOUSE REUNION PART 2

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2:
We are SO TIRED OF THIS MELISSA VS TERESA.

Summer House S07 Reunion Part 2:
We can’t lie, watching Carl and Kyle make up made us emotional.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep05:
Is anything even happening?

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep01:
Tamara is back!!!!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:30
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:30 -> 00:17:08
RHONJ: 00:17:08 -> 00:34:34
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:34:34 -> 00:51:43
RHOA: 00:51:43 -> 01:06:19
RHOC: 01:06:19 -> 01:25:37
Outro:  01:25:37 -> End

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“Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp”  - RHOC S17 E02, RHOA S15 E06, RHONJ REUNION PART 3, VPR SECRETS REVEALED

Vanderpump Rules Secrets Revealed:
We couldn’t NOT watch it.

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 3:
Thank god this is over, we don’t know how much more we could take.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep06:
We need Atlanta to be better.

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep02:
Time to Flamingle.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:09:54
VPR: 00:09:54 -> 00:24:28
RHONJ: 00:24:28 -> 00:59:58
RHOA: 00:59:58 -> 01:19:51
RHOC: 01:19:51 -> 01:44:35
Outro:  01:44:35 -> End

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“So Long CUT”  - RHOC S17 E03, RHOA S15 E07

Mention it all:
We went to the live Leah McSweeny Show ft. Heather Gay! <3  

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep07:
We need Atlanta to be better.

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep03:
We see you Jenn.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:15:49
MENTION IT ALL: 00:15:49 -> 00:29:47
RHOA: 00:29:47 -> 00:50:41
RHOC: 00:50:41 -> 01:11:56
F*MARRYKILL: 01:11:56 -> END

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“Too Vagina”  - RHOC S17 E04, RHOA S15 E08

Mention it all:
Jess is watching Stars on Mars and Robert updates us on Kim Zolciaks Target debt.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep08:
We need Atlanta to be better.

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep04:
Heather..Heather..Heather..

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:11:02
MENTION IT ALL: 00:11:02 -> 00:24:49
RHOA: 00:24:49 -> 00:46:52
RHOC: 00:46:52 -> 01:05:19
F*MARRYKILL: 01:05:19 -> END

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“IMDB aka STFU”  - RHOC S17 E05

Mention it all:
So much has happened in the Bravoverse last week.. We had to do a deep dive.

• Ariana is going to be on DWTS. 
• Kim and Kroy aren’t getting divorced? 
• Sandoval pulled out of Schwartz and Sandy’s?
• The Kyle and Maurico of it all.

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep05:
Watching ‘fancy pants’ shovel literal sh*t was amazing.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:33
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:33 -> 00:38:07
RHOC: 00:38:07 -> 01:03:24
F*MARRYKILL: 01:03:24 -> END

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“I’m Gonna Eat Some Cheese, Then I’m Gonna f*ck Her Up”  - RHOC S17 E07, RHOA S15 E10, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E03, RHONY S14 E01

Mention it all:
Bethenny, Bethenny, Bethenny… wtf.
Graham should have always been with James and Ally.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep10:
If the women don’t care, how are we supposed to care?

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep07:
Can Fancy Pants really be THIS oblivious?

Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake S01 Ep03:
THIS is everything we have needed. 

Real Housewives of New York S12 E01:
OHHH IT IS GOOD TO BE BACK AT HOME!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:13
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:13 -> 00:16:22
RHOA: 00:16:22 -> 00:29:04
RHOC: 00:29:04 -> 00:51:27
CRAPPIELAKE: 00:51:27 -> 01:03:20
RHONY: 01:03:20 -> 01:32:58
F*MARRYKILL: 01:32:58 -> END

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“We Also Need to Sit Facing True North”  - RHOC S17 E08, RHOA S15 E11, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E04, RHONY S14 E02

Mention it all:
Bethenny, Bethenny, Bethenny… wtf.
We have some ideas for this VPR spin off.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep11:
End Scene.

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep08:
Vicki is backk.

Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake S01 Ep04:
Crappie Lake’s Got Talent

Real Housewives of New York S12 E02:
We love you Jenna.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:22
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:22 -> 00:21:08
RHOA: 00:21:08 -> 00:39:50
RHOC: 00:39:50 -> 01:00:36
CRAPPIELAKE: 01:00:36 -> 01:16:58
RHONY: 01:16:58 -> 01:46:18
F*MARRYKILL: 01:46:18 -> END

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“The Chic Suite”  - RHOC S17 E10, RHOA S15 E13, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E06, RHONY S14 E04

Mention it all:
In case you missed Below Deck this past week..
We have thoughts on Melissa and Joe Gorga’s house.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep13:
We need to buy our own Bedroom Kandi.

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep10:
How does everything always come back to Shannon?

Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake S01 Ep06:
Luann is channeling her inner Simon Cowell.

Real Housewives of New York S12 E04:
Brynsgiving!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:57
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:57 -> 00:23:45
RHOA: 00:23:45 -> 00:36:32
RHOC: 00:36:32 -> 00:55:59
CRAPPIELAKE: 00:55:59 -> 01:07:36
RHONY: 01:07:36 -> 01:31:39
F*MARRYKILL: 01:31:39 -> END

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“Sequence on a Plant”  - RHOA S15 E14, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E07, RHONY S14 E05

Mention it all:
We listened to Bethenny and Rachel.. We have thoughts.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep14:
Wait, this episode wasn’t the worst.

Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake S01 Ep07:
Don’t tell us it’s almost over!

Real Housewives of New York S12 E05:
Team blowjobs or team handjobs?

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:35
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:35 -> 00:24:16
RHOA: 00:24:16 -> 00:43:14
CRAPPIELAKE: 00:43:14 -> 00:53:52
RHONY: 00:53:52 -> 01:20:00
F*MARRYKILL: 01:20:00 -> END

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“Grubhub on Highways”  - RHOC S17 E11, RHOA S15 E15, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E08, RHONY S14 E06

Mention it all:
Did someone just spill some tea about Benton?
Kim and Kroy filed for divorce… again.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep15:
This wasn’t the season finale? And wtf Bob.

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep11:
It’s always about Shannon.

Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake S01 Ep08:
Goodbye Benton!

Real Housewives of New York S12 E06:
Diamonds, Speeches and Nobu.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:04:46
MENTION IT ALL: 00:04:46 -> 00:13:33
RHOA: 00:13:33 -> 00:30:49
RHOC: 00:30:49 -> 00:47:58
CRAPPIE LAKE: 00:47:58 -> 00:56:16
RHONY: 00:56:16 -> 01:13:23
F*MARRYKILL: 01:13:23 -> END

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“It’s A Battle for Brooklyn”  - RHOC S17 E12, RHOA S15 E16, RHONY S14 E07

Mention it all:
We went to Battle for Brooklyn and hung out with the RHONJ ladies.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep16:
Thank god this season is over.

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep12:
Do you cut a butthole in the bottom of your pumpkins?

Real Housewives of New York S12 E07:
What is it with Sai and food?!..

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:04
MENTION IT ALL:00:10:04 -> 00:28:32
RHOA: 00:28:32 -> 00:40:05
RHOC: 00:40:05 -> 00:52:23
RHONY: 00:52:23 -> 01:13:49
F*MARRYKILL: 01:13:49 -> END

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“Lions Walking into the Lyon’s Den”  - RHOC S17 E13, RHOA S15 Reunion Part 1, RHONY S14 E08. & RHOSLC S04 E01

Mention it all:
Let’s talk about Lindsay and Carl.
Phaedra is BACK on Bravo! Thank god Robert watches Married to Medicine, ha!

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Reunion Part 1
It took THIS long to get Kandi activated?!

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep13:
We love Emily.

Real Housewives of New York S12 E08:
Screw everyone EXCEPT Jenna, we love you.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E01:
New season, let’s do this!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:49
MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:49 -> 00:18:26
RHOA: 00:18:26 -> 00:32:39
RHOC: 00:32:39 -> 00:47:38
RHONY: 00:47:38 -> 01:04:58
RHOSLC: 01:04:58 -> 01:33:47
F*MARRYKILL: 01:33:47 -> END

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“I’m Not a Whore, I’m Just Bisexual”  - RHOC S17 E14, RHOA S15 Reunion Part 2, RHONY S14 E09 & RHOSLC S04 E02

Mention it all:
DWTS, The Masked Singer, Special Forces and Bethenny giving her used makeup to people.. There is alot to talk about.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Reunion Part 2
So much cringe.

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep14:
Thanks for the most uncomfortable gift.

Real Housewives of New York S12 E09:
We all need me time.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E02:
Ok, ok we need Mary and these one liners.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:10
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:10 -> 00:16:16
RHOA: 00:16:16 -> 00:28:37
RHOC: 00:28:37 -> 00:45:07
RHONY: 00:45:07 -> 01:04:42
RHOSLC: 01:04:42 -> 01:23:23
F*MARRYKILL: 01:23:23 -> END

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“Stack ‘Em & Wrack ‘Em”  - RHOC S17 E15, RHONY S14 E10 & RHOSLC S04 E03

Mention it all:
Shannon’s DUI and.. Wait did we hear this correctly.. Danielle Cabral and Jennifer Aydin are fighting?!

Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep15:
Last day in Mexico and everyone is coming for Heather.

Real Housewives of New York S12 E10:
Stealing a phone is not a prank, and this is dumb.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E03:
This is everything! 

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:12
MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:12 -> 00:18:21
RHOC: 00:18:21 -> 00:39:07
RHONY: 00:39:07 -> 00:57:05
RHOSLC: 00:57:05 -> 01:23:21
F*MARRYKILL: 01:23:21 -> END

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“Zara and Steve Madden”  - RHOC S17 Reunion Part 1, RHONY S14 E12 & RHOSLC S04 E05

Mention it all:
We need to talk about the RHOBH and RHOP trailers!

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Reunion Part 1:
Yes, bring it Jen and Gina!

Real Housewives of New York S12 E12:
Officially over this reboot.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E05:
Mary Cosby is now our favorite.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:09:54
MENTION IT ALL: 00:09:54 -> 00:24:23
RHOC: 00:24:23 -> 00:42:55
RHONY: 00:42:55 -> 01:04:03
RHOSLC: 01:04:03 -> 01:29:29
F*MARRYKILL: 01:29:29 -> END

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“No Dirty Here”  - RHOC S17 Reunion Part 2, RHONY S14 E13 & RHOSLC S04 E06

Mention it all:
House of Villains and Southern Charm.

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Reunion Part 2:
This actually ended nicely.

Real Housewives of New York S12 E13:
Sigh and Erin are just mean girls.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E06:
Nevermind, Mary Cosby is not, and will never be our favorite.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:35
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:35 -> 00:20:24
RHOC: 00:20:24 -> 00:40:42
RHONY: 00:40:42 -> 00:59:02
RHOSLC: 00:59:02 -> 01:23:35
F*MARRYKILL: 01:23:35 -> END

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“Slapped by a Thousand Dicks”  - RHONY S14 E14 & RHOSLC S04 E07

Mention it all:
House of Villains .. Oh Jax

Real Housewives of New York S12 E14:
Well Jenna you are still our number one, and Sai .. well just, sigh.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E07:
That bunny was terrifying.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:12:13
MENTION IT ALL: 00:12:13 -> 00:20:54
RHONY: 00:20:54 -> 00:43:06
RHOSLC: 00:43:06 -> 00:59:11
F*MARRYKILL: 00:59:11 -> END

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“Someone’s Going to Backhand You”  - RHONY S14 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S04 E08, RHOBH S13 E02, & Winter House S03 E02

Mention it all:
We are having some BravoCon Fomo. 

Real Housewives of New York Reunion S14 Part 1:
Thank god this is over.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E08:
Monica’s mom is something else…

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E02:
This is giving everything we want and need.

Winter House S03 E02:
Alex = ick, Brian = cringe, and that is all.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:24
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:24 -> 00:17:47
RHONY: 00:17:47 -> 00:33:34
RHOSLC: 00:33:34 -> 00:56:14
RHOBH: 00:56:14 -> 01:19:51
WINTER HOUSE: 01:19:51 -> 01:40:10
F*MARRYKILL: 01:40:10 -> END

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“In Denial”  - RHOSLC S04 E12, RHOBH S13 E06, Winter House S03 E06 & RHOP S08 E04

We are so sorry for the delay, we are back!!

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E12:
We are so sorry for your loss Whiteny.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E06:
Can we join this weed dinner?

Winter House S03 E06:
No more Schwartz.. PLEASE.

Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E04:
Pickle Ball….

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:12:02
RHOSLC: 00:12:02 -> 00:34:07
RHOBH: 00:34:07 -> 00:56:03
WINTER HOUSE: 00:56:03 -> 01:06:18
RHOP: 01:06:18 -> 01:17:53
F*MARRYKILL: 01:17:53 -> END

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“I’m Sorry, You’re Welcome”  - RHOSLC S04 E13, RHOBH S13 E07, Winter House S03 E07 & RHOP S08 E05

Mention it all:
Ariana placed 3rd on DWTS and Paris in Love is good?

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E13:
Someone give Meredith a bathtub!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E07:
Between Denise and Sutton smoking a joint at the table, this was :chef’s kiss:

Winter House S03 E07:
Danielle this is embarrassing.

Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E05:
Someone make this good.. please!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:12:10
MENTION IT ALL : 00:12:10 -> 00:20:14
RHOSLC: 00:20:14 -> 00:36:13
RHOBH: 00:36:13 -> 00:51:53
WINTER HOUSE: 00:51:53 -> 00:59:02
RHOP: 00:59:02 -> 01:14:35
F*MARRYKILL: 01:14:35 -> END

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“I’m Bored”  - RHOSLC S04 E14, RHOBH S13 E08, Winter House S03 E08 & RHOP S08 E06

Mention it all:
We watched Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip RHONY Legacy and we are in love!

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E14:
Don’t come for Meredith.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E08:
Awkward kisses and store parties!

Winter House S03 E08:
Danielle this is embarrassing.

Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E06:
Who knew we’d find out so much about these ladies ….

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:19
MENTION IT ALL : 00:07:19 -> 00:16:53
RHOSLC: 00:16:53 -> 00:34:29
RHOBH: 00:34:29 -> 00:53:28
WINTER HOUSE: 00:53:28 -> 00:59:27
RHOP: 00:59:27 -> 01:19:07
F*MARRYKILL: 01:19:07 -> END

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“Belly Button to Backside”  - RHOSLC S04 E16, RHOBH S13 E10. & RHOP S08 E07

HAPPY NEW YEAR HOUSEMATES!

Mention it all:
Ultimate Girls Trip & the Tres Amigas are over?!

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E16:
WHAT A FINALE.. Reality Von (Tea)se

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E10:
Dorit is back to Dorito

Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E07:
Chicken shit bingo

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:09:36
MENTION IT ALL : 00:09:36 -> 00:22:08
RHOSLC: 00:22:08 -> 00:49:25
RHOBH: 00:49:25 -> 01:22:47
RHOP: 01:22:47 -> 01:30:58
F*MARRYKILL: 01:30:58 -> END

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“The Return of the Gnat”  - RHOSLC S04 Reunion Part 1, RHOBH S13 E11, & RHOP S08 E08

Mention it all:
Robert is watching Traitors and has some thoughts .. **WARNING THERE ARE SPOILERS**

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 Reunion Part 1:
Wow, we both forgot half of this even happened.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E11:
Mo is a piece of shit.

Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E08:
**yawn**

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:16:36
MENTION IT ALL : 00:16:36 -> 00:33:06
RHOSLC: 00:33:06 -> 00:54:28
RHOBH: 00:54:28 -> 01:26:52
RHOP: 01:26:52 -> 01:37:00
F*MARRYKILL: 01:37:00 -> END

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“Powerful Moment with Powerful Women”  - RHOSLC S04 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S13 E12, & RHOP S08 E09

*Trigger warning* Sensitive topics relating to SA (sexual assault) are mentioned in this episode.  Please skip our RHOP recap if this is something you cannot listen to - we understand. <3

If you or someone you know has been sexually assaulted, help is available.
Call someone who can help at 800-656-4673 or chat online at online.rainn.org

Mention it all:
Robert is watching Traitors and has some thoughts .. **WARNING THERE ARE SPOILERS**

Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E09:
The Pave event

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 Reunion Part 2:
Mary and Monica..

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E12:
Kyle def hates Mo.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:11:43
MENTION IT ALL : 00:11:43 -> 00:21:03
RHOP: 00:21:03 -> 00:41:25
RHOSLC: 00:41:25 -> 01:01:58
RHOBH: 01:01:58 -> 01:30:06
F*MARRYKILL: 01:30:06 -> END

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“Don’t Sign the Pope’s Document 💃”  - RHOBH S13 E15, RHOP S08 E012 & VPR S11 E02

Mention it all:
Robert continues to chat about Traitors.

Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E12:
WTF is GNA and who thought this was a good idea.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E15:
💃💃💃💃

Vanderpump Rules S11 E02:
Ally tell us our birth charts!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:11:07
MENTION IT ALL : 00:11:07 -> 00:19:33
RHOP: 00:19:33 -> 00:33:48
RHOBH: 00:33:48 -> 00:45:56
VPR: 00:45:56 -> 01:10:06
F*MARRYKILL: 01:10:06 -> END

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“We are the QUEENS of the Group”  - RHOBH S13 E16 & VPR S11 E03

Mention it all:
SPOILERS!! Traitors & Love is Blind

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E16:
Korbel & diamonds 

Vanderpump Rules S11 E03:
Sober curious isn’t a thing.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:13:18
MENTION IT ALL : 00:13:18 -> 00:29:39
RHOBH: 00:29:39 -> 00:48:19
VPR: 00:48:19 -> 01:08:17
F*MARRYKILL: 01:08:17 -> END

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“Bad B*tch Era”  - RHOP S08 E13, RHOBH S13 E17, VPR S11 E04 & SUMMER HOUSE S08 E01

Mention it all:
SPOILERS!! Traitors & Love is Blind

Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E13:
Make this stop.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E17:
White parties, diamonds and divorce

Vanderpump Rules S11 E04:
How can we make Tom Sandoval get off of our screen?

Summer House S08 E01:
This is refreshing and what we needed.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:09:42
MENTION IT ALL : 00:09:42 -> 00:21:37
RHOP: 00:21:37 -> 00:28:39
RHOBH: 00:28:39 -> 00:38:08
VPR: 00:38:08 -> 01:49:02
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:49:02 -> 00:59:03
F*MARRYKILL: 00:59:03 -> END

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“The Real HouseMATES of NY are BACK!”  -  VPR S11 E15, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E12 & RHONJ S14 E01

Hey Housemates, it’s been awhile! We are excited to be back and thrilled we made it back to cover the end of VPR - ha!

Vanderpump Rules S11 E15:
Ariana and Katie are QUEENS, that is all.
Oh and there is a bit about the Valley.

Summer House S08 E12:
Summer House is back to being fun! …kind of - ha!

Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E01:
This is refreshing!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:16:39
VPR: 00:16:39 -> 00:53:58
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:53:58 -> 01:09:21
RHONJ: 01:09:21 -> 01:26:15
F*MARRYKILL: 01:26:15 -> END

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A Demon and Apple Juice - VPR S11 REUNION PART 1, THE VALLEY S01 E09, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E13, & RHONJ S14 E02

Did we go to the Page Six Reali-Tea Live Show? Did one of us get hit on by Jesse Solomon? Did we have a blast? Yes, Yes, Yes! 

Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 1:
Lala just shut up! 

The Valley S01 E09:
Janet.. please go away.

Summer House S08 E13:
Kyle and Carl are the two biggest babies, you can't tell us otherwise. 

Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E02:
Team Jen Fessler always! 

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 - 00:04:07
MENTION IT ALL: 00:04:07 - 00:17:49
VPR: 00:17:49 - 00:40:40
THE VALLEY: 00:40:40 - 00:57:22
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:57:22 - 01:17:33
RHONJ: 01:17:33 - 01:28:29
F*MARRYKILL: 01:28:29 - END

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"What Would Jesse Solomon Do?" - VPR S11 REUNION PART 2, THE VALLEY S01 E10, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E13, & RHONJ S14 E03

Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 2:
This reunion did not have to be 3 parts.. 

The Valley S01 E10:
We both would be Zach and Kristen. 

Summer House S08 E14:
We love you Jesse Solomon! And Lindsay is right. 

Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E03:
Jen Fessler is our hero. 

Timestamps:
INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:10:20
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:20 - 00:22:06
VPR: 00:22:06 - 00:41:09
THE VALLEY: 00:41:09 - 00:58:52
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:58:52 - 01:16:59
RHONJ: 01:16:59 - 01:29:03
F*MARRYKILL: 01:29:03 - END

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"I Don't know. Choke. I Don't Care" - VPR S11 REUNION PART 3, THE VALLEY S01 E11, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E15, & RHONJ S14 S04

Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Part 3:
Lala is DELULU.

The Valley S01 E11:
Jax is an idiot, but we already knew that.

Summer House S08 E15:
Good try Carl, unfortunately this is not your Scandoval moment.

Real Housewives of New jersey S14 E04:
Battle for Brooklyn!

TIMESTAMPS:
INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:08:47
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:47 - 00:16:24
VPR: 00:16:24 - 00:37:18
THE VALLEY: 00:37:18 - 00:46:51
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:46:51 - 01:14:36
RHONJ: 01:14:36 - 01:31:48
F*MARRYKILL: 01:31:48 - END

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"Jax GO TO THERAPY" THE VALLEY S01 E12, SUMMER HOUSE S08 E16, & RHONJ S14 E05

The Valley S01 E12:
Jax has been saying he is going to go to therapy/work on himself since season 1 of VPR and Janet is a menace.

Summer House S08 E16:
West....West.. how you have disappointed us.

Real Housewives of New jersey S14 E05:
Was a Boozy Brunch really the best plan to bring the ladies together? 

INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:05:59
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:59 - 00:15:37
THE VALLEY: 00:15:37 - 00:37:51
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:37:51 - 00:55:37
RHONJ: 00:55:37 - 01:09:19
F*MARRYKILL: 01:09:19 - END

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