The P-Valley Podcast (P-Valley Podcast)

Our first engaged couple meets in person, Catherine cries about being adopted, another couple gets engaged, it's Ollie's birthday, and Benaiah tries to protect the woman he loves!

America continues to embarrass itself, Republicans and Democrats stand ten toes down in their beliefs, people got upset with George Clooney for writing about Joe Biden being too old (I didn't mention this on the podcast). Basically, America is in deep turmoil. Are any of y'all moving to another country? DM me if you are.

Let us not get distracted by the onslaught of sensationalization we're being subjected to. Please vote for your city & county state laws and representatives AT MINIMUM, and don't forget there are multiple genocides taking place right now. Sigh.

Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story is incredible and everyone should watch it, especially those who are ignorant about male sexual abuse. We don't talk about it virtually at all and we need to start important conversations about what boys go through. Our culture of silence is why so many young boys are victimized. Ryan Murphy did a great job with the series and Erik Menendez, who slammed the show and who has been incarcerated long before the inception of Netflix, spoke out about the series that he DID NOT WATCH. Ryan explained that Erik is completely wrong about the content of the show and the research that was put into it.

Don't miss The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story, now streaming on Netflix.

We got back on the top podcasts chart for Apple Podcasts! We're also briefly talking about the unnecessary hardship OnlyFans is causing its content creators. F**k OnlyFans for life! We talk about OnlyFans @7:50. I kept it brief. UPDATE: Thanks to public outcry, OnlyFans will keep adult content on its site!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amazing! We did it, Joe. We also give some podcast updates throughout this mini-sode. Enjoy.

Ben Affleck just bought a $20 million mansion and JLo is reportedly looking for her own place. Jen and Ben still wear their rings but they aren't fooling anyone. When will they announce their split? They've made it so obvious. Jen should relocate to another country and start dating women.

Instead of spending all of her time prepping for competitions at the 2024 Paris Olympics, Simone Biles had to get on Tiktok to ask trolls to leave her and her husband Jonathan Owens alone. Again. At this point, Biles is being harassed and bullied. It's very upsetting and I hope it comes to an end, but I think it will take years or having a baby with Jonathan to get the haters to relax. This is a mess! Go Simone, Go! Team USA all the way baby. I already said we need to get off of Jonathan's nuts. I couldn't agree with Simone more.

One Direction singer Liam Payne, 31, fell to his tragic death yesterday in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Liam has a 7 year-old son Bear Payne, with Cheryl Cole, and another baby on the way with ex-fiance Maya Henry, allegedly. He was one of the main songwriters of One Direction songs. R I.P.

At this point, whenever a couple is like "We don't wanna have sex just yet," they break up! Whenever a Black man objectified a Black woman's booty on this show, they break up! Thus far, I don't feel like Love is Blind UK is surprising us. I think we can all see the couples that are into each other and the ones that aren't!

What couple doesn't make it to Greece?! We love this for our girl, but we don't think she's going to get a second chance at love in this series.

The families on Love is Blind are so incredibly sweet and supportive most of the time. We love Freddie's sister. She sees that Cat is a b!tch who is bringing her brother down. Ollie, the tall black vegan, also has ADHD. People don't talk about ADHD nearly enough on reality TV. I'm thankful he shared that on camera! We still haven't met the sh!tty family members yet this season - it's coming!

Cardi B repeatedly told Offset that she's always been too good for you and all she needs is a man that's better for him. She tells him to stop calling her from private numbers and that he can go ahead and keep having sex with her opps. Offset says "everyone knows I don't want you..." I hope they keep fighting online?!

Jonathan Majors, a Black man who exclusively dates white women, allegedly, says that "of course" he wants to marry gorgeous actress, Meagan Good. I hate this couple and I don't think there's anything they could do to change my opinion. Is Meagan in therapy? Is Jonathan? Let's start there.

Jennifer Lopez filed for divorce the other day and I feel that it's mandatory that I cover it. I don't have much to say about it though, other than she looks like one of the biggest clowns in the history of Hollywood because of her love addiction. She's about to get married again within the next 2 years. WATCH.

Next, I mention Ashanti giving birth when she's pushing 44 and I talk about SirDavis, Beyonce Giselle Knowles Carter's whisky. I love that Beyonce wants to do it all these days. As I mention, if the Kardashians won't stop shoving products down our throats, Beyonce and more Black entertainers should do the same.

Dom returns and he's so corny. The kissing challenge is back! So. Sexy. Jessica from Love is Blind is looking like a baddie, Harry Jowsey will laugh in your face when he dumps you, Stevan can get it, speaking of which, what pop star did he smash? What's on Harry's OnlyFans? Alara is one of my faves! Chris gives the best lap dance... We get into everythang!

New York standup comedian Stephen Bolles got married during the height of the pandemic in 2020. He says it was foreshadowing.

Shouldn't a tracker be the first thing you disable when you have an affair? Find out in part 1 of our surprising 4-part series.

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In 2021, Ben Affleck basically blamed Jennifer Garner for his alcoholism. He told Howard Stern he was so unhappy in his marriage to Garner that he would "drink a bottle of Scotch and fall asleep on the couch, which turned out not to be the solution." OUCH!!!!!!!

Three years later, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have put their mega mansion up for sale because they're headed for divorce, allegedly. Jennifer Garner is living her best life right now. Anyone know why Affleck and codependent disaster Jennifer Lopez can't make it work?!?!?!

Diddy got arrested at the Park Hyatt hotel in New York Monday night. Naturally his clown lawyer says Diddy is innocent. But why didn't Diddy flee like Russell Simmons did? The indictment is explosive but we need to know all of the celebrities who may have been involved in the freak offs. I need the documentaries, and I need them NOW! May justice be served.

Stephen confronts his cheating wife on part 3 of his interview. We also talk about pillow princesses, amicable breakups, and more!

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John MacGhlionn wrote a sexist, ageist, misogynist op-ed for Newsweek titled "Taylor Swift is Not a Good Role Model." He claims that, at 34, Taylor is too old to be unmarried and childless and therefore should not be considered a positive role model for young girls around the world. He has since deleted his Twitter. LMFAO! Swifties are vicious savages. Anyway, let's unpack the ill-informed misogynist article he wrote. I don't think he'll be able to live this one down. Will Newsweek delete it, or is the outlet thankful for the huge burst in traffic?

Tom tells his match "You better work, b!tch" just like one of Britney Spears' best songs. He doesn't say that, but he won't tolerate a woman staying at home. Gasp. Catherine's cry sends shivers down my spine, Demi isn't right for a reality TV dating competition show, Bobby's ears need to be pinned back and Nicole ruins her time on the show by acting like an idiot!

I have boycotted Love is Blind this season and every single day my decision is affirmed based on what people are saying online. I am salty that Netflix/Kinetic has no interest in being competent at properly vetting anyone they cast on a hit show!

Stephen goes off on a fan on social media, fake sperm donor Tyler is an idiot for thinking he can get away with lying about his three small children, and Nick looks in the fridge for pasta, asks how much water he should put in a pot and what temperature he should set the stove - NICK DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO BOIL WATER.

Yep, I'm not wasting my time on this season's losers.

Beyonce's Cecred haircare line is a great product. Rihanna has a new haircare line and I have no idea why. She also claims to be working on a ninth album. We've heard that before! If you like Rihanna's hair products, let me know because I'm skeptical. I think this is just a shameless money grab from one of my fave billionaires.

Jennifer Lopez's PR team is trying to distract us from the fact that Jenny from the block looks like a clown because she's a love addict who reconciled with a jerk. The house they bought together speaks volumes. $60 million for 12 rooms and 24 bathrooms? That isn't very demure or mindful.

Love is Blind UK is going to be interesting! We have Sam, who seems like he's just there to compete and be on TV, we have Benaiah, who appears to be broke as a joke, Catherine, a conceited blonde who reminds me of Jessica and Shaina from previous seasons... I don't think these couples are going to like how their partners look out of the pods?

Kristen Doute had horrible boyfriends like Tom Sandoval and DJ James Kennedy - and those were just the men she dated on camera! Oh, and that jerk she dated after James was also awful, a gaslighting king. Kristen has dated Luke Broderick for 2 years and he proposed to her with a gorgeous 4.7 diamond ring. We're so happy for her! Jax has probably lost his mind considering how much he tried to get Kristen and Luke to break up during season 1 of The Valley!

Amber Rose is too stupid to realize that she's encouraging people to commit hate crimes by alleging that Haitians in Ohio are eating people's pet cats and dogs. She says this with her full chest, while waiting at LAX and speaking with a TMZ paparazzo. What a fall from grace. She's also too dumb to realize that she is infuriating many of her fans by saying this racist bulls!t that isn't true.

Tom Brady was on "The Pivot" podcast where he explained that he will not do another roast because it affected his kids and he wants to be a better parent moving forward. Sigh. Why do a roast if you can't take the heat?! No one feels bad for your kids Thomas.

Zack no longer has a blindspot and he's able to pin point the red flags he didn't initially see when he was with Jennifer. Netflix almost blew up his spot and Lizzo's dancer is exceptional in bed. This is the 3rd part of our 3-part conversation. It doesn't disappoint. Follow The Worstship on Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Rate us 5 stars. Thanks in advance!!

I'm about to go on a baecation and I'm getting ready for it. I talk about why getting ready for a trip is stressful, mostly for females let's be honest, but I also love it so much. I also slam Beyonce's haircare line Cecred for taking so long to get to my house. I give a snack recommendation and then I talk about the ticket-selling hysteria and phenomenon that is Caitlin Clark. And last, Kelly Clarkson reveals how she's slimmed down. Enjoy!

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The quintessential P-Valley fan, Demi, is back!!!!! She's smart, funny, insightful, and unfiltered. This is part 1 of our 3-part interview with Demi. You don't wanna miss this!!!!!! Should Isaiah Washington, Chucalissa's Mayor, be written off the show? (@ 3:10) Lil Murda's Masterclass in stalking (@ 6:30) Did Patrice pull a long con? (@ 12:38) Should Mercedes pick Coach or Mane? (@ 19:50) Trans representation on the show (@ 27:09) Should we forgive Patrice? (@ 30:40)

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LeBron James said that he wants to play in the NBA with his son Bronny. LeBron claimed that fulfilling his dream is the reason why he hasn't retired, if I'm not mistaken. Now that Bronny is joining the Los Angeles Lakers next season, how do we feel about Bronny, the 55th overall draft pick in the 2nd round, being drafted to the legendary team of his legendary dad? Is this nepotism at play and is this something we should be upset about?

Lord Debling wants what the heart wants, like Selena Gomez said. He's ready to make someone his wifey. Colin is figuring out who he wants as well, while Benedict Bridgerton is smitten with a sexy blonde baddie. I am ready for Benedict's story!

Cressida really needs to find someone. Her family is pressuring her and she must feel like there are no other men in town except for a blonde man who wants someone else.

The hot air balloon scene was as lame as Franchesca's love of silence. Colin is pressed! We love to see it.

More families meet up and give their approval, or act annoying as hell (Jasmine's mom). Most of the families are sweet though. When the engaged couples meet everyone else in the pods, drama ensues as Sam and Benaiah argue and Tom and Tash reignite their connection from the pods.

Ollie is enthusiastic about Sharlotte, so is Freddie. Sharlotte is so beautiful, I'll never understand why Netflix cut all of Sharlotte's scenes from the show! The women go shopping for dresses but all of their options are hideous and dated. Love is Blind is entertaining, but still needs a lot of help with getting it together with basic sh!t like having beautiful dresses for the women to try on. SMH.

Lady Gaga is engaged to a normie. Michael Polansky is a handsome man with very thick eyebrows who also works in philanthropy. I was a hater until I read about some of his accomplishments in a Harper's Bazaar article. The third time might be a charm for Stefani! We wish her well.

Didn't has another lawsuit, and we're confident more are on the way, as the music mogul and entrepreneur allegedly abused many young women, and possibly men, during his reign of terror that spanned many decades. Why hasn't he been arrested yet?!?!

Ariana didn't watch the season. Queen! Scheana should be concerned that Lala and Brock will have an affair. Ariana gets extremely physically uncomfortable whenever Rachel is brought up. Sandoval calls Rachel a coward, (alleged narcissists can't handle getting dumped), Lala continues to be wrong about everything/ doesn't know what grooming is. Lala fights with Katie. Does Lala have any fans left?

Tom Sandoval, a man with the most little dick energy in reality TV, is suing Love Island USA host and Vanderpump Rules star, Ariana Madix.

Tom is claiming that Ariana should not have looked in his phone, which is how she discovered he was having an affair. Sandoval says Madix didn't have his position to go through his phone and capture evidence of his affair and send Rachel's mast**ba*ing video to Rachel and a third party.

Bravo, please keep this sorry excuse for a man off of our TV screens. Tom and Rachel's lawsuits may both set a dangerous precedent - where you can be sued for obtaining proof that your partner is cheating. Sigh. These are dark af times y'all. Straight WTF.

Donald Trump picking JD Vance as his Vice Presidential nominee IS sweet poetic justice. The irony of Trump, who clearly didn't do any research on who he was advised to choose, selecting a man who called him Hitler and "a morally reprehensible human being" is so wild! WE LOVE IT!

Bravo's "The Valley" gave us high drama - cheating allegations, binge drinking, talks of ayahuasca, sex positions, children with special needs, postpartum depression, coparenting, separation, divorce and much more. Should Brittany Cartwright and Jason Cauchi, aka Jax Taylor, get a divorce? I give my two cents towards the beginning and end of this episode.

The black mute guy is not my vibe. He's sweet, but I need him off of my show. Franchesca is beautiful but boring. Queen Charlotte wears her most extravagant wig ever, and Colin has an aha moment about being a rake.

This episode was supposed to have two proposals, but only one marriage proposal takes place. The proposal was beyond ghetto and followed a romantic speech about being in love. We're lost.

Beyonce gets zero CMA nominations. I have mixed feelings. Tiffany Haddish embarrasses herself at NYFW, Kendrick Lamar will put on an incredible Super Bowl halftime show, poor Drake, and Brian McKnight kept reminding us that he's one of the worst dads in entertainment. Source: Beyonce GQ interview

Taylor Swift confirms that Donald Trump used AI to create a fake endorsement of her that he posted on his website. Taylor is voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz because she wants "calm not chaos." Her message was so good, I wish it were longer. Swift has influence and I am so glad that she's using her platform to motivate her massive fanbase to register to vote, and vote early. I respect it.

Baby Reindeer has made Richard Gadd, writer and main actor, an A-list celebrity in the UK. Jessica Gunning, who plays Martha, is also brilliant. What a standout series on Netflix! Watch it now if you haven't already!

After watching Monsters and the Menendez Brothers documentary on Netflix, the Tiktok movement, and celebrities like Kim Kardashian and Rosie O'Donnell want Lyle and Erik Menendez to be released.

Their court date is set for November 29 and they are expected to have their sentences reduced to manslaughter so they will be released. I CAN NOT WAIT. Justice will never be served, because Jose Menendez received no jail time, but at least Erik and Lyne can get their freedom back, which was taken from them at the age of 6.

What's next for the brothers? I don't think their marriages will survive. I want a docuseries about their lives post prison. I want to see how they navigate a world with Internet and cell phones and apps. They've been in prison since the early '90s. Things have changed! This story is interesting af.

Watch the specials on Netflix already, if you haven't, so you can join the online discussions on social media. Shout-out to Ryan Murphy and Netflix for putting millions of people onto this grave injustice and the homophobia that ruined these young mens lives.

I was shocked/appalled to learn how much money Danielle Bregoli made on OnlyFans in 3 years, so I did my research on this one.

I chronicle Bhad Bhabie's rise to fame, her alleged abuse at a ranch for trouble teens, having a baby with an alleged abuser, how OnlyFans doesn't work for those without a following, how to build a following on social media, how much Bhad Bhabie overcharges her dumb fans, and what the haters have to say! Enjoy.

Danielle's short & funny Barstool interview.

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Chelsea, Kwame's wife did the casting for season 7 of Love Is Blind. She did a horrendous job. From arrogant Leo to insecure Hannah, to fake Brittany and men who are boring and/or weird, I discuss why season 7 has been a bust so far. I can't sit through the first 6 episodes, for the first time since Love is Blind premiered in 2020!

Colin is back from spreading his seed all over Europe and he feels especially appreciative of Penelope's friendship. Colin is looking handsome, Penelope is beautiful and Kate and Anthony could get their own spinoff and we wouldn't be mad at it. We're here for this show and this season!

Tom Sandoval speaks like he's at a 5th grade level, so I do genuinely believe he accidentally sued Ariana. He hasn't released a new episode of his podcast in 3 months even though he's a broke joke while DJ James Kennedy, whom Sandoval said 'presses keys on a computer,' continues to make a name for himself as a world renown DJ.

Sandoval accidentally suing Ariana should get him fired from VPR, I hope. I also no longer want to see him competing on The Traitors. Tom is an emotional t*rror as far as I'm concerned. Raquel and his current girlfriend are CLEARLY his karma. Should we thank Rachel "Raquel" Leviss for making Tom's life a living hell? Should I stan?

Christine Obanor of Perfect Match season 2 explains why the men on the show were all trash. I think she's mostly right in what she says, but I also think she's bitter and doing too much. Maybe she's secretly in love with Kaz? I hope she gets everything she hopes to gain from this video. I think she's honestly low-key unhinged and very bothered.

Lindsay Hubbard got pregnant after dating her mystery boyfriend, who is a doctor, and she's kept her secret from the public for the past three months. Meanwhile Margot Robbie and her husband are expecting, and just today Gypsy Rose Blanchard, 32, announced that she is 11 weeks pregnant. She reportedly gets emotional during her announcement video and says she wants to be the mother to her baby that she never had herself.

I don't think we've ever had three pregnant celebrities make pregnancy announcements within five days. Who's next?

I also discuss that no one is discussing all the men who trap women with pregnancy. Kevin Federline allegedly trapped Britney. Her kids are 10 or 11 months apart. We only mention a few men who've pulled a KFed but a-holes trap women with pregnancy, or try to, every day! Stay safe out there, ladies and congrats to all of these women!!!!!!

This mini-sode is all about how Bridgerton is not what it once was and how I'm tired of every couple being interracial. The gender swap was amazing and Benedict's character is progressive, but the show is practically G-rated, unlike season 1.

Netflix's Baby Reindeer is so great, we couldn't skip talking about it even though our recaps are late to the party. Martha is jealous, unhinged and dangerous. Meanwhile Darrien is the absolute worst and I need to know who that man is IRL. I

Lala claims that Katie wanted to take away her ability to provide for her daughter Ocean. Lala also believes Ariana shouldn't have boundaries because she doesn't "understand" them. Schwartz praises his girlfriend and Jo cries about it. James attacks Tom Sandoval. Part 3 is going to be great! Jo thinks Aaron Rogers or John Mayer would date her. Please keep this woman off of our screens forever!