The Nikki Glaser Podcast (Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts)

Nikki took her sister Lauren to a Pilates class, and they’ve been having an absolute blast together. Lauren’s really good at rolling with new experiences. Brian thinks it’s important not to overdo it, while Nikki’s working on getting past her fears. At Trader Joe’s, Brian either got hit on or was low-key invited to join a cult—who knows? Nikki and Lauren are chatting about that People.com article featuring Nikki Glaser’s sister, Lauren. They’re also swapping stories about names and an infamous family tale about their mom. Nikki spills the tea on who she’s thinking of bringing to the Creative Emmys and how she’s feeling about the weekend. For the Final Thought, Nikki’s got a plan for next summer and is debating if it’s too wild to actually pull off.

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Between you and Nikki, things get silly when you have your besties Andrew Collin and Carlisle Forrester around. Nikki shares a little bit of her experience going to Bob Saget's funeral. We learn about Nikki's famous TV family, Carlisle's upbringing and what Andrew did on his old bed. You Heard It Here First, Tesla fart hack, Icarus movie review, semen skincare, accident selfies and couples who dress alike. Nikki shares her Reddit Dump before they "jump the dog" in the Final Thought.

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The gang is back together, Nikki, Andrew and Carlisle discuss falling in love with a character, 90's TV show casts, Tara Reid and the MTV VJ search days. Nikki and Carlisle have very different TV habits, Nikki advises what not to wear in a plane crash and in the news Andrew reads informative studies about dementia and sharing a king sized mattress with a partner. Nikki has her own headline in Why Do I Care and explains giving her phone number to Carle Radke of Summer House. They play a telephone game before Nikki asks a very serious question.

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Nikki, Andrew and Carlisle are checking in with Besties in this Fanthrax Only edition of the show. Nikki and Carlisle delve into their relationship as Nikki tells a story from the Dancing with The Stars day that solidified their friendship. They also discuss why some very talented people don't achieve a high level of fame. Next they respond to messages left by Besties about mourning, co'uhls, body positivity, a fun romp, a several explanation, vultures, fist pumps and a podcast opener.

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Nikki and Andrew are in Mexico to film a TV show, that they probably aren't supposed to talk about but do anyway. Nikki tells a story about a car accident she was in before leaving St. Louis and a great lesson learned from it. Andrew has his clubs and looks forward to getting a hook up from the golf connection he made at the airport. Nikki talks about the comments made about her song for Bob Saget and knows what she signed up for. They skip the news but can't resist talking about a Taylor Swift headline. Nikki's Reddit dump has a hodgepodge of topics from working nuns to hairy legs.

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Julie is back, twinning with Nikki in matching sweaters. It was hard not to love Ryan Gosling's Oscar rendition of "I'm Just Ken". Nikki took Brian on the road this weekend as her opener. He got a front-row seat for an exchange she had with a doppelganger. Backstage, they delved into Enneagram numbers and shared what they learned about each other. Nikki reads the test for Besties to take at home, and Julie also finds out her number. Nikki dove into videos on toxic shame from a psychiatrist that made her feel seen. In the Final Thought, they talk about unsolicited opinions and EJ's battle with a stink bug.

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Nikki was on a mission this morning to give women a comparable phrase to "I nutted". After some deliberation her and Andrew come up with "yolking". Nikki is much less confused about doors in Mexico and explains why. She also shows Andrew some sexy Disney subliminal messages. Andrew decided to squash the negative travel anxiety voice in his head and hit the golf course this morning. You Heard It Here First, video conferencing causes face fatigue so here are some tips to working the camera from Nikki, a UTI to end singledom and celebrity social pressures. After spreading lots of positive messages they turn to Barstool's Answer The Internet game to negate them.

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After catching up on a lot of TV, Nikki and Andrew realize how much they are affected by TV shows. Nikki loved the message at the end of Afterlife 3 about the point of life. And both appreciate the talent it takes to be honest. Andrew tells a story about falling asleep on the job and a work experience with Rusty. They talk about common sounds that are their nightmares and Nikki's love for painful massages. In You Heard It Here First, unusual things left in hotel rooms and the Neil Young vs Joe Roegan debate. Listeners leave messages about CDs, an embarrassing entrance, making a mom listen to the podcast and micropenises in the Fanthrax segment....and that's why they are the Besties!

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Nikki and Andrew are hanging before an NFL game he needs to watch. Andrew explains why he ate coleslaw with his fingers and Nikki kind of wants a toucan but doesn't want it to become trendy. Andrew thinks his skin looks younger after using a TNS cream, which might have foreskin in it. While he feels joy, Nikki is working through her depression and shares a video that encapsulates it. You Heard It Here First: sex tapes and spy cams, get over Janet Jackson's boob and is counting chickens a sign of poor mental health? They make the case for their Top1 Bottom 1 chips before getting hungry and wrapping the show.

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Nikki and Andrew are doing a nighttime pod and decide to throw out the rundown and review a podcast from the top of the charts called Morbid: A True Crime Podcast. They both listened to episode 295, except Andrew fell asleep during the assignment. Nikki learns why Andrew never wears a belt, ponders how she would be as a murderer and gives a hack to beat a lie detector test, all while summarizing and analyzing the Mary Morris' murders.

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Nikki and Andrew have an early morning epiphany that is linked to the opening of Look Who's Talking. They hung out with camels yesterday and Nikki shares a co'uhl moment from the beach. You Heard It Here First, playing lotto at the counter is probably an addiction, truth about frozen yogurt and nighttime at the fridge. Nikki shares her Reddit Dump that has a NY moment, sweetness from André 3000 and a funny reveal. Before the Final Thought, Nikki takes a record breaking "balcony" and returns to share a funny video about Beethoven.

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Nikki gets a better description of Andrew trying to get gambling money from his family. It reminds Nikki of the "new friends" talk when something's up. They go over empathy before Andrew burps on command. You Heard It Here First, something very obvious about wordle and why it's better to not talk in figures. Fanthrax messages about a Bestie scaring herself, a bananagram and a greeting from South Africa gives them all the swells. In the Final Thought, Andrew gets Nikki to explain how she would fight someone, physically.

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Nikki says that "thank you for your patience" is the new apology and she's not having it! Andrew gets vulnerable while explaining how he doesn't like confrontation. Somehow that leads to a conversation about extinction. Andrew made some new friends and Nikki talks about being orange. You Heard It Here First, more co'uhl than naughty Build-A-Bear, joining the mile high club made easy and Nikki does care about Hailey Baldwin's glazed donut look. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they talk about compliments.

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Everyone is in a giggly mood and they have some fun with words and the times they cried in movies. Nikki and Andrew talk about a taco spot in Mexico that knows Andrew all too well. This prompts a story about what Andrew would show for beads at Mardi Gras. Nikki is excited to go whale watching this weekend and gives Andrew a pep talk to get him on board. You Heard It Here First, death by orgasm, saying burglar is hard and over acting in Hollywood. Nikki's Reddit Dump shows us 2 uncanny coincidences and makes us ask questions about turn offs and things we would never do again.

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Nikki and Andrew are spoiling themselves with something tiny on set. They are not sure of their exact location but Nikki is absolutely sure that you will never find her in a dressing room. Andrew wonders how to ask a woman to wear lingerie and what a man can wear to bed to turn his partner on. You Heard It Here First, say goodbye to spinal injuries, wear whatever you want to your wedding and Andrew looking down to read the news looks like a video Nelly didn't want posted on his IG story. They bring back Collection of Co'uhls and in the Final Thought, Nikki does not fire any shots at all.

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Nikki was up all night watching a documentary about The Amazing Johnathan. Andrew knows he's seen it but can't remember anything. He does remember when he started puberty. They both talk about getting bullied as adolescents. You Heard It Here First: wordle saves a life, first date attire and an athlete who has nothing to left to prove. Besties come through with funny stories in Fanthrax. In the Final Thought they talk about the photos they got of girls in relationships vs. single and further dissect Nikki's theory.

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Although it's Valentine's Day and she's got her heart shaped glasses on Nikki is feeling "a little self-loathing today". She's made leaps and bounds on how she handles these feelings and breaking up with a new tiny bad habit. Andrew understands, since he feels bad after using the Super Bowl to abuse his body. Nikki met a whale shark guy over the weekend and now loves the sound of a blowhole. You Heard It Here First, say no to fish in your picture, big heads and the Super Bowl halftime show review. In Top 1 Bottom 1 they discuss romantic gestures. Nikki feels good about receiving a relative's ashes before reviewing the We Need to Talk About Cosby doc in the Final Thought.

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It's Big Announcement Day and Andrew is out of breath because he appeared too confident walking out of his hotel. Nikki introduces her new reality show Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? Which will premiere on E! on May 1st. Nikki and Andrew call Julie, Nikki's mom, to ask her if she knew that she had posted a picture of Nikki's nephew on the Nikki Glaser Pod Instagram account by mistake. Andrew corrects his hazy memory, Nikki explains how to pitch a show to a network and they have a quick chat about yesterday's Wordle. Nikki shares videos of kids being cute, learns about gold and a sexless generation in her Reddit Dump.

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Nikki's depression has been creeping in this week but thankfully she is learning a lot from therapy and from her vocal coach about finding happiness. To prevent spoilers from now on, Anya will warn everyone by honking her internal horn. They talk about stress manifesting in the body, what Nikki says to her cold soars, emotional eating and emotional vampires. They try to break down what makes people happy and what the process plays in it. In the Final Thought Brian encourages Nikki to be a piece of garbage and she has just the clip of herself having road rage to show him. 

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Nikki and Andrew have bugs on the brain. Also, recovery, rock bottoms and why some people mimic things they've seen in a movie. Andrew tries to understand why Nikki is not a fan of imitation and is surprised by her boldness to save some dolphins this morning. You Heard It Here First, Noa takes a stab at reading the news while Nikki and Andrew react to a shark attack, a child under the stairs, a branding failure and they care about a quiz she has. They play Esther Perel's Where Should We Begin? Game and get into a conversation around taboos. In The Final Thought, Nikki talks about why she dropped her bad gum habit.

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After a fun night out, Nikki is joined in the studio by her longtime BFF, Taylor, for a recap. They discuss two of the best moments on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," one with Jennifer Garner and the other with the late, great Norm Macdonald. Taylor joined Nikki and her family in seeing Tyler Henry live. They recap highlights including their frustration with some members of the audience. Brian is skeptical, can Nikki & Taylor change his mind about Mediums? The answer, it turns out, is no... he group then ponders the possibility of maintaining a positive outlook on their deathbeds. Nikki has a moment of self-reflection, realizing she is turning into her dad. In the Final Thought, Brian asks how to handle an awkward situation he had with friends at a restaurant.

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Nikki, Andrew and Noa are all connected by cactus, not sarcasm. Nikki got a little frustrated when she could not show her hot bod to anyone while she was single, but there's no way she would turn herself while looking in the mirror. Andrew shares his first one liners with Nikki, and they both aren't sure how they feel about them. They talk about the issues with cancel culture before getting to the news. You Heard It Here First; update on the shark attack victim, a new but old spin on dating and in Andrew's Weekly Sports moment thoughts on a very pricey NBA collector's card. Besties leave voicemails about a cringe phone call, a nipple consolation, a co'uhl date and an explanation in Fanthrax

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Nikki took a 17 hour nap and Andrew is convinced she was in a coma. She tells him about a lucid dream she had and then something about her reality that irks her. You Heard It Here First, there was something different about the latest whale watching experience, therapy explained perfectly by comedian Spencer Sileo, shortest celebrity relationships and Nikki does care about Britney Spears' upcoming memoir. Hollywood beliefs, possibly profane Grover, a French twist, Nokia ringtone origin and irrational fears are all in Nikki's Reddit Dump.

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Whatever is the opposite of a coma, Nikki experienced that overnight. Andrew wants to know more about her bedtime habits. She learned something about monks who never feel cold which leads to a conversation about adaptations that comedians use. Nikki and Andrew brainstorm on a joke about his sex crazed grandma. You Heard It Here First, a party bus with no party is not a party bus, killer noodles and Nikki almost felt what Andrew does when he thinks he's sick. They play Answer The Internet by Barstool Sports but seriously this time and give their real takes on a lip tattoo, something they don't want to run out of and Gisele Bundchen.

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This episode takes many twists and turns, as Nikki and Andrew start by discussing the oldest man, the pyramids, pickles, Tyson Fury's mental health and an experiment that no one needed. Nikki has a lot of questions that stem from a celebrity dispute. You Heard It Here First, props on sets are not fake, anal condoms are now legit and why a breathalyzer on a phone is a great idea. Besties from around the globe leave messages for the Fanthrax segment. In the Final Thought, Nikki expresses her gratitude and helps Andrew find fake retro band shirts. Andrew correctly reminds her it's a "ham drip" before Nikki gives a riveting teaser for next week's episodes.

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The format takes a backseat but not in a car that Andrew is driving and trying to suppress his road rage in. Nikki learns more about memories from a Reddit thread that explains it like she's 5. They talk about taking criticism and the art of recalling and building jokes. Nikki and Andrew plug their tour dates in Vancouver and Winnipeg in April and share a fun fact about each place. They play a geography game before getting into a news story about a Bestie. In Top1 Bottom1 they discuss cereals and in the Final Thought they tease a lot of topics that they'll never get to.

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Nikki goes over why she is in Los Angeles for the time being. She gives her Love is Blind highlights and gets Andrew's takes. Anya recommended a show called Alone which Nikki is hooked on and wants to add a twist of the plot to. Nikki and Andrew agree that they want to look hot for their partner and be able to talk about their insecurities. You Heard It Here First, a large penis gets in the way of a job, the actress that always gets a pass with guys and how to talk to your teens about sex. They go over new joke premises they are working on and in the Final Thought Nikki talks about her latest epiphany. 

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Nikki's best bud Lara is finally joining the pod, and after over a decade of friendship, she's discovering something totally weird about Nikki. Meanwhile, Nikki’s been on this wild concert spree—she caught Counting Crows with Taylor and then hit up Phish last night with Lara. The gals dish about their Phish experience, including their box seats views and an epic experience in the music production van. Nikki spills the tea on how she had some fun roasting those die-hard Phish fans. In the Final Thought, they all lose it over Kerstin’s prank voicemail rants, while Brian delivers the riveting 2024 Olympics update on the men’s gymnastics team.

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Nikki is back home in STL, and her friend Taylor joins her in the studio. The consensus is that a lot of people need naps. Nikki and Taylor reminisce about the social order of their high school, which naturally leads to some discourse about Columbine. Brian is greatly perturbed by dueling commercials. Nikki talks about an adventure she had with Tom Sandoval after appearing on his podcast and shares the amazing gift he got her. In the Final Thought, they dissect the concept of cheating and the effort it takes.

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Nikki is joined by her BFF Anya Marina in NYC on the last day of their girl's trip. They talk about a psychic game they played, a classy hotel stay and taking over a theater to watch Can't Hardly Wait. Nikki and Anya also recap meeting Jerry Seinfeld over the weekend and getting some great feedback from him and a possible collaboration. After spoiling the end of White Lotus (don't worry there is a warning), they get to a new segment called "Old News". Noa takes Nikki back to 2013 on the set of MTV's Nikki and Sara Live for a wild moment with One Direction. In the Final Thought, Nikki and Anya encourage Besties to use mantras and share their favorite ones.

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Nikki and Andrew are looking forward to their upcoming tour dates. Nikki wants people to know she will not call them out if they need to use the bathroom. She's on the fence about going to watch Formula 1 races and explains why. She also wants to fight pedophilia after watching all the pedo documentaries out there. You Heard It Here First, Andrew explains why guys are always touching their junk and a look at a 115 foot wave we never want to ride. Nikki and Andrew share the story of kissing their partner for the first time and then about performing in front of them.

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Nikki and Brian have those moments they wish they could “Eternal Sunshine” away and others they want to remember forever. After binging on comments, Brian’s over it and vows to stop. He asks Nikki about picking up a new habit to help with his anxiety. There’s definitely an art to secretly recording for the sake of art instead of just for content. Brian remembers a time he wishes he’d caught on tape when Nikki totally crushed it at a game of Catchphrase. Nikki is all about that butterfly feeling at the start of a new relationship; nothing beats the realization that you’re with the right person. She’s got a point about making friends with the opposite sex while in a relationship. And in the Final Thought, Brian shares the details of his experience seeing Billy Joel.

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Nikki and Brian are joined by the hilarious Dan St. Germain (Dance Fatty, Dance! on YouTube). They discuss movies of evil A.I. and technology, it turns out they just might be polyamorous. Nikki had a podcast appearance cancel and she now has free time. What will she do with it? The three talk about "goals of the day" and how amazing it feels to cross those things off the list. Final thought: Nikki got a gift from J.Lo. Also, did she just do a call back from one of Nikki's specials?!

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Even though Nikki is trying to cool it with the Taylor Swift talk, it just happens to find her! Have you ever cooked a meal for your partner and they politely hated it? It happened to Anya. Brian connects the resulting feelings to performing comedy. They all have no business discussing the Jonah Hill leaked texts in Why Do I Care? However it leads to a good debate on just how helpful therapy is. Spoiler horn..Brian doesn't believe in it. Nikki makes a funny observation about the texts and wraps it all up with some good advice... Betterhelp.com/Nikkiglaser.

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Nikki is really interested in why Andrew has a duck on his STL hat. They both had to hunt down their food delivery orders. Nikki is not feeling all that great since she has a crick in her neck and fighting her depression. Learning about Taylor Swift's new album gives Nikki life and Taylor's VMA after party outfit makes Nikki suspect about a possible life change. Nikki and Andrew talk about what gets their creative juices flowing and land on the origin of music. In Nikki's Reddit Dump they find out about a race in STL, that a penis is not breathtaking and who has a better orgasm. In the Final Thought Andrew tells how he pranks his girlfriend Brenna.

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Andrew's fingers may have been shaved off and Nikki kinda gets having pride for sports teams after hearing the emotion tied to it. Natalie Garcia of MaeDay Rescue joins to answer all questions about being a lesbian and rescuing dogs. They talk about age gaps in relationships, Sheldon the blind poodle and Nikki reveals that she is getting vetted for fostering a bird named Elmer. Also, you'll never guess who came up with the name of the  #whosyourdoggieseries.

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Nikki and Taylor start the show off by recalling how they became friends because of Nikki's bell bottoms. No one liked it when John Mayer said "bubble gum tongue". Yuck! Nikki is learning that a lazy mouth could help her sing. She explains why she had to go at it with a studio audience. She is also more adamant than ever to protect animal rights and maybe was spurred on by a hot guy on a magazine cover. Taylor wants to play "We Know Nothing" so they do a bad job of explaining chess. Nikki talks about meeting a fan with no arm and asking him about it. Taylor and Nikki put a call out to Nocte Lopus. To cap off the show, the girls talk about when their curiosity about sex turned into the actual thing, if they keep going after an orgasm and how they self pleasure. 

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Taylor, Nikki and Julie all went to see Matchbox 20 and they are in studio to recap. There is heart blood everywhere! Is a Columbine rant on your Nikkipodmemes bingo card? because this tangent happened. Taylor shares something inappropriate that was said to her at the nail salon. Nikki and Taylor got back stage to meet Rob Thomas between cars and got heckled. Nikki is on a concert kick but experienced a pet peeve when she saw the Flaming Lips. They play Top1 Bottom 1: Emojis and Julie has a precious moment.

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The Glaser sisters are together again, and they’re asking for no drama for their mama after getting in trouble with Julie. Brian was a showrunner on the TV show that America needs right now: Tim Dillon’s This Is Your Country on Netflix. Nikki and Brian tried to dance around a show they worked on together that didn’t go over too well, but then they let it all hang out. Nikki shares her hot takes on why it wasn’t the best spot to be in, and they recall some jokes that didn’t make it on live TV. In her signature style, Nikki breaks down why people love to talk smack. Brian was at a football game and validated a player who was feeling down. In the Final Thought, Nikki’s all about leveling up her athleisure game, but will she vibe with Gen Z Emily’s fashion tips? Oh, and guess what? Nikki’s fear about movers totally came true right after yesterday’s recording!

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Nikki notices Brian's "buff"...it doesn't have anything to do with his body. Nikki finds that women preen when they like a guy. She shares a new hack for "gooning" longer while masturbating. Brian shares funny facts about the Gilgo Beach murderer. This leads Nikki into getting into the concept of no free will and why she'd love an execution. They talk about crying and intense couple arguments. Nikki talks about her Family Feud appearance and how much she loves her family. In the Final Thought they discuss Bebe Rexha giving TMI on IG.

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Nikki shares some new words she has learned, Andrew shares that he didn't like reading in front of the class. On the topic of performance anxiety, Nikki didn't really have any when she played a part in Comedy Central's Cursed Friends. Andrew looks back at his trip to Germany and shares a story about his friend hooking up on the Eurail. Nikki encourages people with good poop stories to share them. You Heard It Here First: Nikki's poopy artwork, seeing faces in things, women who need help and cancel culture can't take down SNL. In the Fanthrax segment a Bestie shares what she enjoys about reality TV and a Bestie learned something about yelling at a sporting event. 

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Nikki is joined by her BFF Anya Marina who is on a location that everyone has on their phone. They all confess their different Starbucks addictions before going into their newest one...Steve. Nikki shares a message she received from him after the Stevecast which makes Anya literally disrobe. Nikki shares some unfortunate news about having to reduce the podcast again to one day a week. While in Santa Barbara with Julie and Anya, they talk about how Nikki's mom is so unintentionally funny. As Nikki goes through some changes...she realizes she is turning into her mom. In Reddit Dump Nikki reads the latest discussions that she found interesting from people who hate babies, those who wonder about panhandlers, people who get corrected for correcting grammar and celebrities who question paid meet and greats.

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Nikki's new mic cover stinks and almost makes Andrew puke. Conflict of interest might not be worth it but figuring out if Peter Park is an Fboy totally is! Andrew says he can beat Garret from FBoy Island up. Nikki knows the exact moment she knew that she was not gay. Neil deGrasse Tyson wanted to meet Nikki on the street and she has video evidence. Before getting into the news about massage parlors and snacks from childhood they discuss raw dogging during sex. Andrew shares a long succinct short story in his segment about a fight on the golf course. 

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Nikki and Andrew have another dose of fun with Ben Gleib. He drops a huge truth bomb on his warming up theory that Nikki has been living by. It all leads to a story about doing drugs with a homeless man in Amsterdam. Nikki is excited to be on vocal rest because it will give her more of a reason to zone out in the elevator. Andrew tries to manifest a new penis. Nikki admits that women find it hard to ask guys to use condoms, Ben and Andrew admit that men want sex no matter what. In Fanthrax, Besties leave voicemails about rectal care, fighting rudeness with kindness and learning dirty words by accident.

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Nikki is definitely not one of those millennials who’s all about hating on Gen Z. In fact, she’s totally obsessed with the way they use language. Brian worked on Tim Dillon’s This Is Your Country and spent the entire week it dropped just scrolling through every comment on the internet. Nikki’s the go-to for all the insider tea on reality TV. After hanging out all day with her BFF, who just became a mom, she compared lactating boobs to sick dogs. Plus, Nikki had the time of her life in Ontario, performing for the biggest crowd she’s ever seen! While chilling at home with her niece and nephews, Nikki realized her nephew's wild behavior was actually just his quirky way of showing affection. In The Final Thought, Nikki wishes she can be as care free as Brian is in front of Big TV Executives.

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Nikki is not overly prepared for her hosting gig on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and she's not stressed about it. She tells Andrew about the new "5 rule" she is applying to life to help get over worrying. They dig into Untold the Manti Te'o documentary and Andrew gives an elevator pitch for Jerrod Carmichael's On the Count of Three .They talk about getting physical in the kitchen with their partners and how to break bad cycles in a relationship. Andrew shares a short story with a neutral ending about his High School football days. In the Final Thought Nikki is not sure how she will keep quiet during sex after vocal surgery.

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Nikki and Brian have been talking smack all morning, so of course, it spills over into the pod. Brian gives his somewhat controversial take on the latest in entertainment, and Nikki’s here for it. Nikki’s been obsessed with English Teacher and is dying for more shows like it. She got legit excited when a friend told her she's on Brad Pitt's radar. After a little scare at the park, Nikki might have to get her dog a private trainer while she's away hosting the Golden Globes. Meanwhile, Brian’s trying to get Chris to join the ginseng craze, but Nikki’s already ahead of the game with an Eastern Medicine gift from a Bestie. They go off on the flaws of the medical system and pledge to meditate more. Somehow, they end up creating an "In & Out" list for the new year and agree that Seinfeld stands the test of time. In the Final Thought, they rant about pet peeves at the gym.

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Nikki's BFF Taylor McGraw stops by the pod in her full "cashew" form. Nikki had a devastating experience in a Beverly Hills dressing room and makes sense of it with the support of her friends. Brian shares how he copes with self hate. After watching Monday Night Football with Chris, Nikki seems well on her way to being one of those overly excited sports fans screaming at the top of her lungs. In The Final Thought, Brian talks about how Aaron Rodger's injury put a damper on his trip to Dallas.

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The pod is taking a break from taking a break before taking a break again. Nikki and Andrew have Nikki's sister Lauren in studio. Things have changed for Andrew, he has a new member and a smooth face. Nikki and Lauren talk about bouncing back and "Bom and Baki". Nikki shares her two cents on Kim K's controversial statement and in the news they cover OnlyFans, nail salons and when is a good time to change a baby's name. Nikki shares tweets she likes and cringe videos in her Reddit Dump. In the Final Thought Lauren has her Spanish tested.

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Nikki is interlacing stories from her iHeart Radio Awards experience through the episode. The outfits her stylists gave her for the awards show and one she wore to lunch with David Spade, running jokes with Joel McHale, arriving with Gleb Savchenko and bonding with Nelly. Andrew talks about having a full suburban day. In the headlines he let's Nikki know what people are doing on the job, what people should not be doing on TikTok and they talk about the "Rachel". The Top 1 Bottom 1 segment has stories about being in cars and Nikki leaves the Final Thought with a to be continued...

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Taylor "McGrawless" is in town and hanging with Nikki and Andrew for the pod. They discuss some of 9/11, how seeing the Challenger explode affected Nikki and how EJ set her straight about nuclear war. Andrew cried while watching Top Gun last night and Nikki almost melted when Miles Teller made eye contact with her last month. You Heard It Here First, bad luck on a rollercoaster, an orgasm on a rollercoaster, strange addictions, mind wandering causes depression and Taylor's latest five finger shopping spree. In Nikki's Reddit Dump, they find something out of the Nocte Lupus forum and some stay at home girlfriend ASMR.

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It's Nikki's birthday show and between you and her - she is looking forward to it and mainly loves today because she will get to go first. Andrew serenades Nikki with a birthday song and gets her the right kinda gift. They both warm up for karaoke later with some Machine Gun Kelly. You Heard It Here First - there are lots of celebrity roommates, swimming against the tide, bugs that buzz around and Nikki does care about Anna Faris' marriage advice. Lots of quickies in the Reddit Dump and Nikki goes easy on herself and tells Besties her birthday wishes in the Final Thought.

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Nikki's dad, EJ, stops by the pod, and Nikki has to explain why she rarely calls him. Nikki watched "The Golden Bachelor" with her parents. She shares a new joke premise she's working on that involves older people criticizing younger people. Anya is not up to date on cultural references, while Brian shares interesting facts about David Copperfield. In the news segment, they cover "Monk Mode," old books to read, bed bugs, and a football moment that Nikki accurately predicted. Gather round for "Storytime with EJ Glaser: Hitchhiking in the '70s." In the Final Thought, Nikki brings up an unfortunate story involving Sinead O'Connor and Prince.

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Between you and Nikki she gives the play by play of last night's festivities. Andrew was psyched that Nikki picked a restaurant for her birthday that had basketball hoops. Lots of eyebrow raising questions come up in the You Heard It Here First news segment. Nikki and Andrew are able to Finish Each Other's Sentences accurately and in Nikki's Final thought she confirms her love languages.

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Between you and Nikki she loves Sam Harris' take on expanding your consciousness, she loves that her sister's students don't have to take end of year tests and Conan's interview with Bill Burr. Andrew slept great on clean sheets that aren't in his room and is apprehensive about a surprise challenge Nikki makes. You Heard it Here First - stuff in cash vaults, a new way of sitting on a plane, David Spade hosting Batchelor in Paradise and Naomi Osaka pulling out of the French Open. Listener mail brings all the swells as usual and a lyric dump in the Final Thought!

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Between you and Nikki she is so over being jealous and gives Producer Noa some coping mechanisms for loss. Andrew is giddy after using hardwood floors for something people typically do on a bed. He and Nikki had a great weekend of friendship and Nikki finally wrote a song after watching a TED Talk. Andrew reports the news about dancing cave people, men who have an excuse to be vulnerable and a spoiler for the new season of The Bachelorette. Top 1 Bottom 1 gets Nikki to share her most personal thoughts and in the Final Thought they talk about a tickled elbow.

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Between you and Nikki she wants to get down to the bottom of Andrew's new drink obsession. They talk about projections....the one they had in school. Andrew's headlines spur conversations about canceling people, a wild trip to Alaska and relationships that don't work. Nikki unloads her Reddit Dump and in the Final Thought Andrew explains how men handle their junk.

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Between you and Nikki, Besties are the best and an encounter that surprised Nikki when she was trying to be discreet. Andrew comes in hot, literally after getting some heat on IG. Bob Saget comes by the show and there is no shortage of "machine gun" jokes. They tell stories from the comedy scene, discuss jokes that stand the test of time, relationships, immortality and moulding their private parts. Nikki introduces a new segment called Burning Questions For Bob, where she, Andrew and Producer Noa compete to ask Bob their best question.

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The day has finally come and Nikki can let Besties in on what she was working on in the Cayman Islands. With today's announcements of JFL Cancun and FBoy Island, Nikki talks about what it was like receiving the news. Nikki and Andrew tell stories from the Cardinals game they went to last night. You Heard it Hear First, Nikki shares her perspective on plastic surgery, Andrew thinks the opposite about ex's and more stories from the game after Joey Votto talks smack about St. Louis. In Listener Mail, they help a listener come up with a word, talk about lyrics and approve of a co'uhl. And Nikki encourages Andrew to call her out on stuff in the Final Thought.

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Between you and Nikki, she is loving St. Louis and her budding friendship with Joe Buck. Andrew is giddy over his upcoming golf tournament with Joe Buck as well. They discuss their wild St. Louis night and in the news we learn that Nikki's dream is to "get inside a whale", about death by envelope, what is stuck fetish, why it's a good idea to reset your phone before getting it repaired and that Nikki cares about a high profile getting back with an ex story. Today, Nikki shares a new segment called Slice of Life and plays a secret recording of herself. The Final Thought reveals what Andrew talks about to himself in the shower.

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Between you and Nikki, she chooses to ignore some of her calendar alerts. We learn that posture and pain can affect how you sleep, what posture Nikki might enjoy while getting a foot rub and how to set up a friend for success while dining with a famous broadcaster. Dating and relationship stories fill the headlines and Andrew finally gets Nikki to not care about his story in the Why Do I Care segment. Nikki's Reddit Dump is full of gems and in the Final Thought Andrew gets an answer about how to get Nikki to go hiking.

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Between you and Nikki she is back in Los Angeles and finding hacks for a creeping bad mood. Andrew appears to have had a rough night so Nikki picks him up by remind him about the preponderance of being a co-host on this show. You Heard it Here First! Make up has all sorts of chemicals, they all reveal what songs keep them up at night and a hot public display of affection definitely has Nikki caring. In the Collection of Co'uhls, Besties come thru with some hilarious submissions and Nikki reveals the ultimate co'uhl kryptonite. For the Final Thought they reminisce on meeting Liev Schreiber in the street and that possibly being the worst day of his life.

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Between you and Nikki, she's on her way to deserving nice things. Andrew is not too lazy to repeat his story about lazy side sex that is an all too familiar tale for Nikki who highlighted it back in 2013. Things keep coming back around on this magical episode that no one planned for. In between these moments Nikki and Andrew discuss public lewdness, formatting texts to guys and how the Stock Market "reads the vibe". Lots of gems in the Listener Mail and in the Final Thought Nikki is skeptical about Andrew's dad's fear of flying.

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Between you and Nikki, sometimes comedians bring their "A stuff" or new material to the stage. Andrew is the only man in Greenwich CT who is sleeping on an air mattress and gets a special wake up call from his nephew. Nikki would love to get her neck hugged, partied with her parents and told a Clueless actor that she loves him this weekend. They coin a new phrase and in the news they cover stories that involve sex on a mountain top, creepy bar customers and Dave Chappelle singing with the Foo Fighters. Top1 Bottom1 of paternal communications and in the Final Thought they discuss how one of Nikki's special friends stands the test of time.

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Between you and Nikki, she didn't sleep well last night because she was watching too many clips of unrequited love. Andrew also had a rough night after playing too much virtual reality games. Nikki talks about seeing herself in VR sex, they discuss specific pop ups and Andrew drops a bomb about crushing news he received. Nikki is having all sorts of feelings about something she has coming up later today and Andrew helps her get her anger out with his headlines in You Heard It Here First. Nikki shares her latest Redddit Dump and in the Final Thought they discuss some stupid things done for horniness.

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Between You and Nikki, she is dropping a lot of "fashion eggs" with Producer Noa about the event she was having mixed feelings about yesterday. Andrew slept great after his brush with legend Rihanna in the lobby of the Bowery Hotel. Pete Lee joins them and talks about his upcoming Showtime Special: Tall, Dark and Pleasant which comes out on July 9th. Nikki and Pete bond over a similar situation they are going through and what it takes to deal with it. In the news we learn what Andrew would do with someone else's billion dollars, what an upside down pineapple indicates, about Norwegian sex positions and Pete Lee's world records. They play "The Blankest Thing I've Ever Done" and in the Final Thought they talk about bits on autopilot.

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Nikki is grateful to have a level headed friend like Whitney Cummings available to drop some wise words. Andrew is living it up in NYC spending time with a good friend and feeling anxious about Meek Mill's jewelry. Nikki shares a story about going to a place called The Rabbit Hole last night and enjoying getting out of her comfort zone. She's so comfortable that she shares a line of her poetry, Andrew writes one too. You heard it here first, they show their support for Britney Spears, Nikki admits to being a percentage of workaholics and Andrew's sports moment turns into a discussion about hot athletes. The Listener Mail segment is not poppy and in the Final Thought they send mixed messages to each other.

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Between You and Nikki she is not at all bummed about forgetting her make up bag on her last flight. Andrew slept well after adding "girlfriend" to his vernacular. Nikki aims to make decisions based off what makes her feel good including buying flowers for herself. You Heard It Here First: Nikki could work at Medieval Times, nothing is really original and stars always go first. The Top1 Bottom1 has them talking about fashion trends. And in the Final Thought Nikki encourages besties to not do the obvious thing.

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Between you and Nikki, your time is valuable! She also lets besties in a on a secret purchase before anyone else. Andrew is supportive of Nikki's new collector item and is learning a lot from his new zen book. They figure out the qualities of someone who would be good to assist Nikki and You Heard it Here First: the behavior of exe's and how to forgive using Nikki's real life experience. In the Reddit Dump, Nikki reads some of her favorite posts and ultimately in the Final Thought they discuss how not to lie to kids and how to deal with teeth straightening.

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Between you and Nikki a handwritten letter means so much. Andrew is visibly stressed after getting into a fight with "a computer behind a computer". Nikki explains her take on hooking up and how to avoid "dick heartbreak", Andrew just doesn't get it. You Heard It Here First, Nikki and Andrew approve of therapy, stuffing your bra at Hooters and they care about Selma Hayek's aching breasts. The segment for today is Explain This, where Nikki and Andrew give listeners a peak into their private quarters. In the Final Thought they talk about personal surgery and Andrew's scary cyst.

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Nikki addressed the cliffhanger from yesterday's show. Andrew is way more relaxed than yesterday and touches upon his retirement lifestyle. Nikki talks about Andrew's strange behavior in her room while she was avoiding the Task Rabbit, In the headlines: thongs, words we can't pronounce about sleep deprivation, kids over a billion dollars and Andrew could have been the Tour De France sign lady. Listener mail is dubbed a new name and in the Final Thought, they ponder does being in expert at something mean you aren't working hard enough? Hmmm.

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The Nikki Glaser Podcast is adding a new stage to grief. Nikki is kind of an open book. She keeps some things secret but never be what she is talented at. Brian explains how a dance teacher changed his life. Anya has another veneer update that leads to a conversation about never asking your partner what you look like. They give some advice on Fanthrax and hear a sweet message about a Bestie's different life phases syncing with Nikki's. In the Final Thought they discuss break ups and Nikki unleashes the rest of what she has to say about Taylor Swift and Matt Healy dating.

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Nikki addresses her IG stories that involve her legs and how a self tanner is giving her "bi" vibes. Andrew has some popping headlines and his weekly segment about sports. They discuss how to combat the voice in your head in Mental Health Moment and round out the show acknowledging that today's recording proves that they all work on themselves.

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Everyone's grateful to start the week but Nikki isn't sure why Andrew has been chewing on his hands. They talk about smells in life and in the news, hooking up with people pretending to be animals, Andrew's ideal boyfriend for Nikki and they also introduce a new segment called Yesterday I Learned.

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Nikki talks truth about fillers, wonders about Andrew's odd behavior around a pizza last night, they cover some sex stories in the news, "Finish Each Other's Sentences" and don't get into a fight in the Final Thought.

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Between You and Nikki, she's in a pretty good mood. She talks about some perfume sampling, working through some resentments that you could probably relate to. Andrew delivers some headlines about alternate reality, tongue stretching and divorce before they introduce the segment Collection of Co'uhls. Big announcement in the Final Thought- Listener names!

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Nikki seldom enjoys seeing herself on stuff she is on but loved learning about her friends and herself on the new documentary Hysterical. She and Andrew can't help but sing to each other before discussing the evils of money, psychopaths and Hollywood in You Heard it Here First. They have a swell time reading listener mail and Andrew's final thought is horny.

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Today's podcast is recorded before and after Nikki's appearance on Conan. Although the gang has some recording issues nothing can get them down on Conan Day. It's a warts and all kind of show and you know how Nikki feels about warts!

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Nikki feels her emotions stirring as she anticipates an end. Good thing Andrew has a headline in the segment You Heard It Here First about emoting through music. She blows off steam with Korn lyrics while Andrew is coming off the high of finally getting "verified".

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The Nikki Glaser Pod crew want listeners to have all the swells so between you and Nikki, resentment sucks. Andrew finally sleeps in the perfect temperature, Nikki comes up with a pitch for Shark Tank while a shark appears in the distance, they urge women to let go... of flatulence and cover a range of topics in the news. They read off some listener submitted Grossest Thing You've Ever done stories and round it all off with a Final Thought.

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Nikki is facing an ending for a project in a way she hasn't experienced yet. She is appreciative of Andrew's ideas to help her role play a drill sergeant. Andrew stays up late which might explain why gets confused about duck anatomy in the You Heard It Here First segment. Nikki loves what William Shatner said on his 90th birthday but doesn't care about Grimes' new tattoo. They Finish Each Other's sentence without opening up Pandora's box and in the Final Thought Andrew regrets having confidence about ducks and they all... Steve Irlose.

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Between you and Nikki it's a little tough to be sexy without being judged and relationship books with odd titles actually work. At last night's wrap party Andrew saw Nikki as a "fun little blonde", they both talk about having fun without drinking and Andrew has a full on transformation when he delivers the news that stops Nikki in her tracks. They also have a swell time digging into the Collection of Co'uhls.

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Between You and Nikki she has been doing research on crying and so far she's made progress in finding another embarrassing book title to add to her collection. Andrew is a little crusty from sleeping in late while Nikki enjoyed Howard Stern's interview with John Stamos. Before he gets to the news, Andrew shares a story that will explain the title of this episode and won't make his mom proud. Nikki goes on a Reddit Dump and they close out the show sharing too much about personal passwords and their confusion over glass doors.

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Between you and Nikki, she really doesn't want the job of being a marketing guru for herself. She wakes Andrew up with her "emotional smell" and in the news he shares an uplifting story about a man who fixed his life up with falcons. They discuss cheating revenge and in Andrew's Weekly Sports moment they cover UFC trash talking on social media. They go through some listener mail about a topic that makes Andrew buzz, laughter and share sentiment for someone going through financial difficulty.

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Between you and Nikki, she is loving the "Cayman Way" and doesn't really want to leave even if there's broken glass poolside. It's Andrew's birthday morning after a fancy dinner where a kid threw him for a loop. They cover jackpot winners, lap dances and bikinis and Taylor Swift's record breaking achievement. They read some great listener mail and explore why it's never good to be the girl a guy is "talking to".

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Nikki sees her friend Andrew in distress as his most precious possession is cracked and broken. Yes, his phone has sadly passed and he describes the hardship of getting on Instagram without it. Nikki has her own "old renegade" encounter and You Heard it Here First; Horoscopes are kind of right, the T-Rex count is low, climate change is happening and no, Nikki doesn't care about diets. They Finish Each other's sentences and get a little dark in the Final Thought.

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Well, "You Heard it Here First" this is a 2 part podcast, you'll find out who stayed in the Cayman Islands and who is broadcasting from Gate D. Nikki and Andrew talk about coke, the truth behind a yogurt shop, decriminalized prostitution and fish's feelings. On Nikki's Reddit Dump they find nostalgia, the first mention of periods, the best guy on the news and Andrew talks about RectiCare in front of a family.

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Nikki starts the show chatting with producer Noa about birthdays and good gestures. Andrew is back in the apartment in St. Louis emptying his "5 days of stock" and Nikki slept just fine after an Earth Day movie night. The news inspires stories about painful liquids, dementia prevention, pushing past discomfort, 420 and Andrew makes the best joke that Nikki has ever heard. They find a good quote from Albert Einstein and wrap it all up with appreciation for curiosity.

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There are so many golden nuggets to find in today's episode, between you and Nikki shaved heads are cool especially on UFC's Thug Rose. Andrew had some fun on a lime scooter with his chick and Nikki wishes there was an app that could have "the talk" for her in relationships. You Heard it Here First, OM is intriguing, start your day off with 5 steps to attain more swells and a hell gig recap of the Oscars. The listeners come thru with some incredible notes and Nikki admits dismissing a morning routine that will surprise you!

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Between you & Nikki, she's steadfast in her beliefs that talking into the ether helps heartache. As they ramp up to the Top1/Bottom1 Sad Song segment Andrew encourages Nikki to do her best singer impersonations in a warm aquarium. In the headlines they cover the rating decline for award shows, Andrew sharing a toilet with Obama, Reality TV is not fake, why birds exist, pride for men who come out as bi and Gen Z realizing there are hidden messages in children's movies. After discussing sad songs Nikki talks about her funeral playlist.

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Nikki opens up about doing her best to stop exaggerating and to keep calm and text later! Andrew is giddy about the Task Rabbit putting together furniture, upskirts and Nikki's latest dirty subscription. You Heard it Here First stories include a ride from hell, reliving past relationships and a sexy shave. Nikki addresses some feedback and Andrew explains his new fire safety tool in the Final Thought.

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Between you and Nikki she is trying to be more organized and to remember to follow through with it. Andrew shares some of the upgrades to his morning routine. Nikki encourages him to give back to the universe for the man who syphoned his gas in the past and also gets into the spectrum of her spray tan. They dissect unending orgasms, T-Pain's DM issue and popular baby names in the news. They talk about getting outside of the box and have a come to Jesus moment in the Final Thought.

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Nikki is back from being the honorary Grand Marshal at the STL Thanksgiving Day Parade and her mom Julie is relieved. They are joined by the hilarious Bobby Jaycox who is a long time friend of Nikki's from the local comedy scene. He will be opening for Nikki on the Good Girl Tour Dec 8-10th. Nikki went to her High School reunion and shares the realization she walked away with. While Bobby agrees, Julie doesn't. Nikki's nephew Arlo has a cute dark side and likes to draw something that kids shouldn't play with. Also, Nikki covers her experience as Snowstorm on the latest season of The Masked Singer.

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Nikki and her boyfriend Chris have two different definitions of The Glaser Effect. Nikki will be hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Thursday. Last time she hosted was early on in the pandemic when she and Chris were still friends not lovers. Andrew remembers the turning point of Chris and Nikki's friendship and it involved boobs. Chris may take the relationship to a new level now that Nikki has a picture of him on her lock screen. While in Boston, Nikki went all out and bought a ring to remind her of Poppy's sass. She is reading the book Breaking the Habit of Being Yourself and is now a believer of manifestations. In the Final Thought they go through Nikki's Reddit Dump. 

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Nikki is feeling like she is in good hands for her hosting gig tonight on Jimmy Kimmel Live! She, Andrew and Chris Convy talk about the art of the one liner joke and how Dan Mintz inspired them recently. Nikki talks about a time she bombed at Just For Laughs: New Faces of Comedy. Nikki and Chris share some stories from the green rooms they've been in recently. They all chime in about Nikki wearing a pantsuit for late night TV and what she imagines it would be like to have that as a job. Nikki tells Chris she has no idea what kind of engagement ring she wants and her younger self to find Allen Carr's The Easy Way To Stop Drinking sooner. In the Fanthrax segment they help a Bestie out with addiction and hair loss and get some breaking news from a Bestie who is monitoring a potential friendship between Nikki and Taylor Swift.

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Nikki is in her hotel room and joined but her BFFs Andrew and Anya Marina. She explains how her boyfriend "deflowered her" recently. Anya learns about Andrew's nipple issue which sparks a conversation about first bras. Nikki gives a lesson in gibberish and kudos if you got it. Anya has been watching docuseries one of which is The Deep End and the other is about revenge porn. Nikki peels apart the porn industry and also explains what she enjoys. You Heard It Here First: men don't like violent porn and a penis is the mode in pie ala mode. With the finale of FBoy Island on HBO Max airing they reveal more of what went on behind the scenes. 

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Nikki is reunited with Brian and joined by Chris Convy in this episode. Brian talks about his surgery and how his gallbladder was a size of a condom - not sure if we are talking wrapper or balloon. Nikki discusses her interactions at the airport and how to befriend airport employees. Nikki and Chris still haven't landed on a name for their dog. A brainstorming and honesty session about puppy names occurs holds barred! Nikki talks about her latest stories on the road and doesn't appreciate audience members recording sets. She goes into length explaining why that is unacceptable at comedy shows. Nikki and Brian share horrifying stories from childhood about being insane with siblings (nearly killing them!). Chris shares his thoughts on the Dallas Cowboy cheerleader doc and Brian shares the latest on the AGT tryouts. 

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Nikki is here solo, solo (shout out Frank Ocean), starting the pod number 6 in line for a Covid test at a local clinic. She will be traveling the next two days and didn't want to miss a chance to thank some Besties who cried at her show and one who parallel parked in Los Angeles to say hello. After her first dates back on the road Nikki explains why she has new walkout music and how her material is changing. She had a "normal" moment that she shared with her girlfriends. You Heard It Here First; Nikki is still afraid of "crowd crushes", who wouldn't want a civil rights icon involved in their birth, when a personality makes you ugly and a murder mystery that was finally solved is giving Nikki all the swells. In the Final Thought, Nikki affirms that you will never find her standing on a long line. 

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Nikki and Brian are together in LA, joined by their bestie and comedian, Carlisle Forrester. Carlisle has coined a new term for aging that absolutely needs to be adopted universally. Brian is dealing with a radio frequency issue. Nikki is a new believer in grounding. While she's in LA doing press, she's also meeting a new dog up for adoption. She spills the beans on the FBoy Island premiere party, a hilarious incident at Starbucks, and her thoughts on appearing on Tom Sandoval's podcast. Brian has some good news about his mattress, and Carlisle takes us through a fashion haul that Nikki playfully roasts.

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Nikki and Producer Noa recap their weekend in Denver hanging out, talking too much and seeing the band Metric. Andrew went to see his buddy musician Jake Owen. Luckily he did not leave the concert with a beer can bruise or a new tattoo.  Nikki and Andrew try to guess the plot of a movie they've never seen, have a debate about asking for free tickets to shows, Noa tells a story about meeting a Bestie at the airport and Nikki almost at an "Uncrustable" off the ground. In Top1 Bottom1 they talk about items in the Hudson News convenience stores.

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