The Goblin Trashmasters (The Trashmasters)

The one where the Trashmasters engage in a dynamic discussion on the intricate facets of complexities in cards like Tidehollow Sculler, Deep-Cavern Bat, Blood Artist, and Zulaport Cutthroat. Delving into rules text, the stack, and targeted effects, they underscore the challenge of card comprehension, advocating for perfect practice theories to enhance gameplay.

Shifting focus to 'The Gap'—the divide between game instructions and player actions—the Trashmasters explore how new players interpret MTG card text and the potential confusion stemming from intricate rules. They discuss the sources of this gap, attributing it to rule complexity and players overlooking the effort needed for comprehension. This gap, they argue, leads to frustration, mistakes, and prompts discussions on rules enforcement, memory, and the application of scaffolding theory in learning.

Throughout the episode, the Trashmasters draw parallels between card game challenges and universal principles applicable to learning any skill. Emphasizing the importance of bridging the gap between instruction and action, the episode provides valuable insights for both seasoned players and newcomers. Join the Trashmasters for a concise (don't check the runtime) exploration of MTG card dynamics, offering a broader perspective on the universal challenges of acquiring new skills. Join them on a captivating journey into the world where game instructions meet players' actions.

The one where the Trashmasters talk modern again, focusing in on the Elemental incarnation cycle.  They also cover the recent change to the RCQ system and WNBA free agency for some reason.

The one where the Trashmasters dive into the intricacies of standard control decks, discussing concepts of mana efficiency, the balance between card advantage and card selection, and the significance of inevitability in securing wins. They also touch on aspects of playing against and with control decks, the impact of extraction effects, and explore practical tips for managing time and interactions in matches.

The one where the Trashmasters talk all about using non-English magic cards and their functionality as game pieces and avenues for self-expression.

The one where the Trashmasters take a deep dive into how to correctly cast a spell in Magic: The Gathering. They discuss the seven-step process involved in casting a spell: Snapcaster Mages on Dominaria Lose All Crabs – an acronym for Stack, Modes, Objects, Distribute, Legality, Apply, Costs. They emphasize the importance of understanding this process in order to play the game efficiently and effectively. They acknowledge that these steps might seem complex and overwhelming at first, but assure that with practice, the players will be able to perform them much more swiftly and accurately. They exchange numerous examples to illustrate each step and situation, such as casting a "K command" and using Jaya’s Immolating Inferno. They also stress the importance of not giving away unnecessary information to opponents by casting spells out of order.

The one where the Trashmasters talk all about how design impacts Magic, with a focus on how things have changed through the years.

The one where the Trashmasters delve into the intricacies of understanding and playing Midrange decks in Magic the Gathering. The talk revolves around understanding what makes Midrange decks effective, how they are countered, and how they fit into the overall metagame.

The one where the Trashmasters discuss the nuanced topic of 'divorcing' your local game store, including the valid and invalid reasons for doing so, and how to address issues with your LGS.

The one where the Trashmasters have a full house and the Council of Gays assembled to discuss the logistics and experiences of traveling for events. They dive into sleeping arrangements, varying travel styles, and the different preferences between driving and flying. From skimping on accommodations to living luxuriously, the Trashmasters explore how different approaches can impact the overall experience. Insights on navigating airports, group dynamics, and even a quirky cheesecake analogy wrap up this episode.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about their grievances with TCG Player, the challenges with its shipping and grading guidelines, and the frustrations of ordering cards through it. The episode includes personal anecdotes and nightmare stories involving TCG Player, highlighting inconsistencies and detailing alternative sources for buying and selling Magic cards.

The one where the Trashmasters discuss the return of a host, Andy, and dive into recent bans and format changes in Magic: The Gathering. They cover the bans impacting Pioneer and Modern, with key cards like Amalia, Sorin, Nadu, and Grief getting the axe. They analyze the consequences for decks, the biggest winners and losers, and the potential need for more bans. The hosts also talk about their favorite cards and how to discuss bans constructively.

The one where the trashmasters talk Phyrexia spoilers, then have a chat with Nicholas DeMichele to help us with Grinding Breach in modern, but also movies.

The one where the Trashmasters dive into the impacts of recent changes in competitive formats, the wild scenes of NYC celebrations during the WNBA finals, and the emotional ride of New York Liberty fans. They discuss the potential future of Standard and Modern, the discontinuation of Pioneer, and the persistent dominance of Standard. There's a humorous debate on the value and future of notable cards like Lightning Bolt and Shieldred, reflections on player burnout, affordability of decks, and funny moments from store championships and encounters with celebrities.

Audio Credit to Maiya the Don:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e74UxPxA9TQ

The one where the Trashmasters talk tournament prep, specifically selecting a deck.  Also, they talk to Jordan Green about Green Tron in modern. 

Tron Primer: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1v75s5bDKQLT7aaBGto7QLebDTHB6sTznzzaGG8OFUz8/edit?usp=sharing

The one where the Trashmasters talk about the Pinkerton business.

The one where the Trashmasters discuss the recent European and Canadian RC results, and make predictions about the forthcoming American RCs, highlighting popular decks, surprising results, and emerging strategies.

The one where the Trashmasters discuss the importance of maintaining mental health and balancing competitive play during RCQs, and emphasize taking breaks to avoid burnout. They also cover niche internet personas, the costs of multiple RCQs, frustrations of game day incidents, and the significance of emotional and technical gameplay assessment.

The one where the Trashmasters talk all about SCAM!

The one where the Trashmasters talk all about UW Control for your standard RCQ season. They also cover some clock management techniques, focusing on strategies managing your opponent's clock, a vital skillset for any aspiring Azorious mage.

The one where the Trashmasters do a deep dive on the concept of deck registration errors. How and when they pop up and how to avoid them.

The one where the Trashmasters do a send up of the Good Place. Sophie awakens in the "Good Season" with the memories of the last few weeks of her previous season lost. Andy, the mastermind of the Good Season, takes Sophie through some of the most memorable moments of the past season on The Goblin Trashmasters. Sentient Database, Anthony, pops in (in the most horribly literal interpretations of that phrase) to help out and playback these memory clips.

Thanks for sticking with us through another memorable season and we're looking forward to many more <3

The one where the Trashmasters talk about player arrangements that are dominating the discourse as well as what types of player arrangements you are likely to run into along your RCQ grind.

The one where the Trashmasters take a first look at the new Modern RCQ format. Also, they disjointedly talk about horrible shit.

In the Magic Podcast ecosystem, the competitive podcast topics are especially heinous. In Lexington, the mildly interested idiots that talk about this shit are part of an elite unit known as the Goblin Trashmasters. This is them talking about what type of magic player you want to be and how to do an autopsy on a game of magic. Bum bum.

The one where the Trashmasters cast includes Sophie and Anthony, here to talk about how to have a great time at a casual prerelease event even as a competitive-minded player.

Link to WOTC COMP REL Limited Checklists: https://wpn.wizards.com/en/rules-documents

The one where the Trashmasters go deep on breaking serve in a game of magic, how to identify your current role in a game and what to do with that information.

The one where the Trashmasters talk Phyrexia, All Will Be One right in time for prerelease!

The one where the Trashmasters talk all about Magic Arena and how to use it as a valuable testing tool for paper Standard events.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about the Discovery of new decks and the Dispersal of cards with the upcoming ban announcement.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about the UW Flash deck in standard, as well as a deep dive into learning about learning! Also, Casey Anthony.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloom%27s_taxonomy

The One where the Trashmasters discuss evaluating new Magic the Gathering cards and why we're all bad at it. They also give helpful questions to ask yourself and use the Quadrant Theory to apply those questions to help you, and themselves, improve on Magic the Gathering Card evaluation.

The one where the Trashmasters explore the design of the new Duskmourn set, celebrating its thematic coherence and homage to horror themes. The podcast takes a spooky twist as Kyle returns from the narrative grave, adding his take to the genre-rich set discussion and making predictions on the ongoing New York vs. Vegas WNBA playoff series. The team also fondly discusses how horror tropes are flawlessly tied into the gameplay mechanics and why that's a key element to the captivating design of Duskmourn.

The one where the Trashmasters focus on the importance of taking care of oneself at large Magic events, discussing best practices for physical and mental maintenance. They delve into personal routines to optimize performance, such as staying hydrated, eating properly, getting enough sleep, and wearing comfortable clothing. They also emphasize the importance of mental breaks and having a support system. The episode further includes their fantasy draft for Pro Tour Amsterdam and a card guessing game centered on the most exhausting cards for long tournaments.

The one where the Trashmasters talk all about community, how to be a positive force in yours and develop it so you have room to grow as a player and you give your friends the same room!

The one where the Trashmasters discuss recent changes to Organized Play in the Magic: The Gathering community. They talk about Star City Games taking over the regional championships from DreamHack, the benefits of this change, the increase in the number of Regional Championship Qualifiers (RCQs), and the potential for breaking the US into three regions. They also touch on the impact of vaccination requirements at events and the excitement and cautious optimism surrounding these changes.

The one where the Trashmasters delve into the topic of shuffling and randomization in Magic: The Gathering. They discuss the inefficacy and potential cheating involved in pile shuffling, the human struggle with understanding randomness, and the issues with digital shufflers like Spotify and Arena. They emphasize the importance of proper shuffling techniques and habits, particularly in tournament settings, and the consequences of biased shuffling.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about the decks of PT Phyrexia and the Pioneer format as a whole.  They also talk about some preview cards for March of the Machine and the Snapewives.  Those topics are not related.  Actually, the Snapewives aren't related to anything, except maybe NCIS?

The one where the Trashmasters talk about the concept of "Net Decking" and how your goals should impact how you view deck construction as a creative outlet in Magic. Also, Anthony pitches Swimfan to everyone.

The one where the Trashmasters look back on a long and tough pioneer season, in terms of both their growth and their struggles.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about New School and Anthony hyperventilates to Kyle about Grixis in Standard.

The one where the Trashmasters dive into the complexities of onboarding new Magic: The Gathering players as tournament grinders. Topics include understanding sideboard strategies, coordinating travel for tournaments, building local grinder groups, and setting measurable goals. They also discuss gender dynamics in the Magic community and how new players can improve by engaging with experienced players. The episode wraps up with a guessing game about the most difficult Magic cards for new players to understand.

The one where the Trashmasters talk all about sportsmanship, and what being a good faith competitor means to them.

The one where the Trashmasters emphasize good etiquette and community support at your local game store (LGS). They discuss respecting LGS employees, maintaining hygiene, participating in events, proper transaction practices, and the importance of adhering to rules, particularly in avoiding tournament fraud and understanding the severity of IPG penalties.

The one where the Trashmasters talk all about $30 Vintage, and even go over some lists and thoughts on gameplay!

The one where the Trashmasters discuss the concept of the 'right' play versus the 'correct' play in games, highlighting how knowing outcomes can differentiate the two. Sophie and Anthony talk about RCQ updates and shoutouts, the Indiana Fever’s playoff heartbreak, and the latest in their personal RCQ journey. They dive into play imperatives, the potential banned status of 'The One Ring', and the semantics around decision making.

The one where the Trashmasters do a deep dive into Thoughtsieze and how to effectively use the powerful one-mana black sorcery.

The one where the Trashmasters go over long form goal management with the TAG (tasks, aspirations, goals) system.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about booking lodging for traveling to magic events.

The one where the Trashmasters discuss the impact of self-serving bias on decision-making in Magic: The Gathering and how it can be controlled and minimized. It emphasizes the importance of acknowledging mistakes and feedback without defensiveness, and how the game can teach essential life lessons. Overall, it encourages self-reflection and conscious effort to overcome self-serving bias for personal and gameplay improvement.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about format whiteboarding, express a distaste for the concept of "Natural Talent" and cover some tough questions about Butt-Rock while discussing the worst music fandoms out there.

The one where the Trashmasters are joined by Special Guest Ashley to talk all about the fear of failure and how to keep it from paralyzing you.

The one where the Trashmasters talk all about Pioneer from the perspective of a newly competitive player breaking into the format, specifically checking in on Ashley's progress as she moves towards being an FNM End Boss.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about how to be able to tell if you're improving. Take a look at the GB Sacrifice Deck in Pioneer.

The one where one of the Trashmasters is missing, so special guest Ashley fills in and we talk tournament structure, and how to help someone break into competitive magic. There's a reasonably long aside about the existence of the Shoah in the Disney's Pixar's Cars universe. CW: Questionable casting choices are made.

The one where the Trashmasters say goodbye to Modern at the end of the Modern RCQ season.

The one where the Trashmasters dive into borrowing and lending cards. From outlining the proper etiquette in card lending situations to sharing some harrowing tales of lost and damaged decks, they cover it all. They emphasize the importance of clear communication between the lender and borrower while relaying laugh-out-loud experiences involving misplaced cards, unexpected house guests, and absurd lending fail tales.

Music Credit: Fyne Chyna - Roll Up

The Trashmasters take a meander through the meanderiest format in all of Magic:  Commander.  We don't play a lot of commander, so we called in the big guns to give us the run-down.  Special Guest Ashley Muhm.

The one where the Trashmasters discuss the importance of fostering community growth through playtesting, contrasting attitudes in learning, and how to manage negative player environments. Andy shares his frustrations with local attitudes while reflecting on positive and negative experiences at weeklies — punctuated with a little therapy session and some humor about Sophie’s absence and near universal human disdain for BD's Mongolian Grill.

The one where the trashmasters talk about the state of the RCQ system, and wax poetic on bluffing in magic.

The one where the Trashmasters visit a Chicago-ish area bar after an event to look back on and celebrate an outstanding first season of The Goblin Trashmasters, but not before they have to explain what it is the podcast is about to a certain lovable backtalking waitress and ex-wife of Danny DeVito. Thanks for joining us for a great season and cheers (see, it's lower-case, so we're discussing the social concept and not anything enforceable by US copyright) to many more to come! Our apologies to Greg Portnoy for reasons I can't remember anymore. Any resemblance to beloved sitcoms is purely coincidental.

The one where the Trashmasters delve into linear play patterns, reminisce about RCQ experiences, discuss jargon intricacies, critique popular deck strategies, lament mill deck encounters, and plan a Kung Pao movie night.

https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/feature/linear-strategies-2014-12-29

https://articles.starcitygames.com/articles/whos-the-beatdown/

The one where the Trashmasters discuss the concept of "angle shooting" in Magic the Gathering. By reading out different scenarios and classifying them under 'not angle shooting', 'okay angle shooting', 'bad angle shooting', or 'cheating', we get a good idea where we all fall on the Angle-Shooting bullshit line. Where do you fall?

The one where the Trashmasters discuss being responsible with language on the internet, the repercussions of online shaming, and the importance of verifying facts before joining online discussions. The episode also features humorous commentary on various figures and situations, and ends with reflections on a recent going-away party for Sophie.

The one where the Trashmasters talk all about Mono Green Devotion in Pioneer, and expand out a bit to talk about Loops in a tournament setting.

The one were 66% of the Trashmasters talk about talking. In-Game Communication is a great way to minimize game play errors and unnecessary judge calls.

The one where the Trashmasters talk all about Rakdos Midrange in Pioneer and celebrate the return of the Pro Tour.  Hear our predictions made before the PT, right after the PT.  Find out if we were right, dumb, or both.

The one where the Trashmasters dive into the topic of Modern Burn, recounting humorous personal anecdotes and unfortunate mishaps. They discuss the deck's history, evolution, and challenges it faces in the current meta, highlighting key cards like Goblin Guide, Monastery Swiftspear, and Lightning Bolt. Sophie, an avid Burn player, shares her fondness for niche cards such as Shard Volley, while Anthony provides his perspective on the deck's viability. They also touch on alternative recommendations to replace Burn for new players looking to break into Modern.

The one where the Trashmasters have opinions about assholes, like everyone...  or however that saying goes.  They also tee up for the upcoming Pioneer RC season.

The one where the Trashmasters discuss Standard Apologetics with the sunrise of Standard RCQ Season. Play Standard, nerds!

The one where the Trashmasters talk Legacy bannings (because Anthony has trouble letting go) and the difference between luck and variance and how you may be impeding your own growth.  There's also a pretty foul bit about ugly babies in the middle, there.  You should probably skip it.  You won't, though.

The one where the Trashmasters pretend that they're smart and discuss an article by Ashe on practicing in magic, "How Bad Practice Makes You Worse at Magic" and relate it to the Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis.  Then they play a guessing game called Future Sight where they figure out each others' picks for up-and-comers in various formats.

Kyle's Pick: Haywire Mite

Anthony's Pick: Abundant Growth

Article Link: https://shuddermtg.substack.com/p/how-bad-practice-can-make-you-worse-085

The one where the Trashmasters navigate safety concerns and practical preparations for attending small town RCQs, sharing their thoughts on problematic personalities, the importance of bringing your own supplies, and the pitfalls of dealing with stores that might not be prepared for large events.

The one where the Trashmasters sunset a wonderful standard format, and describe some big changes to the podcast as a whole.

The one where the Trashmasters talk all about line-up theory, and how you can apply it to your games of Magic in 2023. Anthony's planted errors to prove a point: 1.) Fake phyrexia Nissa has 3 toughness, not 2. 2.) Elspeth, Sun's Champion costs 6, and you can't primsatic ending it. 3.) Reid Duke did not release his article (the literal one we all have in front of us and are discussing in this episode) on MTGSalvation.

The one where Andy (@obeyglory) is back to talk all about "Bad Matchups", and when that phrase is used as a cudgel to ward off progress.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about the origins of the Pioneer format, Lord of the Rings leaks, and the unfathomable power of the Onceler's sex appeal.

The one where the Trashmasters talk all about Yawgmoth Combo in modern, and take a close look at some of its matchups across the board.

The one where the Trashmasters dive into recent Standard results and methods to avoid financial pitfalls while playing Standard, with added commentary on music, AI, and politics.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about the concept of Pis Aller, share personal anecdotes related to challenging Magic situations, and delve into the daily struggles of dealing with medication shortages and bureaucratic hurdles in healthcare.

The one where the Trashmasters dive deep into Gruul prowess decks. They analyze mana bases, key card choices, and common play patterns, emphasizing how to make optimal plays and avoid pitfalls. They also discuss matchups against other prevalent decks in the current meta, touching on the importance of understanding the core components that make Gruul decks work.

The one where the Trashmasters Talk MTGO, and how it ccan help you break through a plateau in your play skill as you progress through your improvement journey. Also, Anthony does a creepypasta just for Kyle.

The one where the Trashmasters delve into the intricacies of Magic: the Gathering accessories, discussing the essential aspects of sleeves, tokens, dice, playmats, lifepads, boogie boards, and deck boxes. They explore different storage options and highlight the importance of budgeting for these items. The episode also covers their personal preferences for specific brands like Dragon Shields and Game Genic, and touches on the environmental impact of accessories.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about the importance of confidence in magic, compare confidence and ego, and recast Batman Begins (badly).

The one where a Trashmaster tells you what he's doing here.

The one where the Trashmasters discuss magic judging and analyze a recent incident at Grand Prix Atlanta, diving into the complexities of tournament rulings and the impact of the judge's decisions on the game's outcome.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about the advantages and disadvantages of Open decklist events, and how they work if you haven't played in one before. Also, they do a fantasy draft of Pro Tour Lord of the Rings competitors.

The one where the Trashmasters talk to guest and Pauper Enthusiast, Vince, about the all-commons format, and what space it has in competitive Magic.

The one where the Trashmasters talk all about format staples vs the mythical "meta-call".

The one where the Trashmasters do a deep dive on Mishra's Bauble and its various intricacies. Then the discussion moves to Delayed Triggers in general.

The one where the Trashmasters reflect on the Pioneer format as they bid farewell to it, discussing meta changes like the rise of Amalia and the decline of Phoenix. They tackle the RCQ season's challenges, including local store issues and player experiences while sharing insights on deck choices for the upcoming RC. The team celebrates a community member's milestone, invites others to share achievements, and offers coaching in exchange for Uncrustables. The episode is filled with humorous banter, meme creation, and a playful guessing game on top Pioneer cards.

The one where the Trashmasters talk all about getting cards signed.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about the Jackie Robinsonification of women in Magic, and some key external factors contributing to the gender achievement gap. Water World also keeps coming up. (Editor's note: This episode was re-uploaded after an audio issue caused it to cut off)

The one where the Trashmasters unravel the secrets of the formidable "Domain" deck. Join Anthony, Kyle, and Ashley as they delve into gameplay strategy, emphasizing the ripple effects of early decisions. Recommending specific cards and combos, they portray the Domain deck as a resilient "battle cruiser" with noted vulnerabilities. Emphasizing a well-crafted, precisely timed plan, they shift to strategic sideboarding, stressing the crucial role within tournament time constraints. Tune in for a concise exploration of the Domain deck's strengths, weaknesses, and the strategic finesse needed for competitive success.

The one where the Trashmasters delve into cube drafting with guest cohost Tye, discussing the intricacies of designing a cube, optimal strategies, and sleeve recommendations. They also cover the differences between static and triggered abilities and how to make cards feel essential within a cube's unique format.

The one where the Trashmasters engage in a lively debate over whether 'sauce' refers to Dimir midrange or something more culinary. A detailed evaluation of Dimir tempo/midrange deck in Standard ensues, with discussions about key cards like Kaito, Faerie Mastermind, and enduring curiosity. They cover various matchups, including Golgari Midrange, Mono White Control, and the struggles against red aggro. There's plenty of banter, wild stories, and gushing about favorite cards as they navigate the current meta trends and card synergies.

The one where the Trashmasters cut it dangerously close to fair use of Gary Numan's hit single, "Cars" while they talk about Magic-related car ride etiquette, and some cool tips and tricks about how to make sure your next trip goes as smoothly as possible.

The one where the Trashmasters talk all about how to take inventory of where you are right now, and what that sort of information can help you work on.

The one where the Trashmasters reflect on the end of the Modern season, sharing their thoughts on notable events like the WNBA coaching layoffs, Tina Turner musicals, and cringe-worthy tournament mishaps. They dive into meta discussions, expressing their frustrations with card bans and Modern Horizons reprints. The episode wraps up with nostalgia and a look ahead to the upcoming Standard season, filled with predictions and expectations.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about sideboarding, and even get to talk about what sort of things you need to do for Beyonce to take you to Red Lobster.

The one where the Trashmasters discuss the upcoming Standard season, including mechanics and interactions, specific card choices and strategies, and various deck archetypes. They bring back host emeritus, Kyle, to talk about various midrange decks, including Overlords and Golgari Ramp, and talk in depth about analyzing some of the crazier individual card interactions that can make or break your season.