The Bloodybits Horror Show (Eddie jefferson)

Join us, and Tim's cat as we discuss what we been consuming, innocent pranks in the woods with slime and hatchets, and the hypocracy of one of our hosts.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos..

Folks, you are in for a real treat. A classic, hard dick-ed hit. Orgazmo....And Choda Boy! In fact, wee have a classic guest joining us. Terry! We share our love of Matt Stone, and Trey Parker (mostly his voices for his terrible songs) while Tim dies a little bit inside every joke, every scene, every moment of the movie.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs.

Join us for another sideshow where we bitch about politics briefly, then learn two very important things. The prevalence of snake crimes, and the even more twisted and sinister history of wang. What is a wang? Can a bullet wang your dashboard and destroy your only compass? Find out all this and more.

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Today we continue our discussion on the proto-scream that we all liked before it was cool. New Nightmare.

Joined again by bigtime Fred-Head Bobby from the Grindbin

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cockroach Corralers

This week we are kicking off Harvest June, a month dedicated to the Folk horror subgenera. And what better way to kick it off than with maybe the GOAT, no not Black Phillip. The Wicker Man. I actually did some research on this movie, and learn that Christopher Lee was the proto Keanu Reeves. 

Lots of fun covering this film, bitching about how the protagonist is the biggest fussy whiney bitch in film history. He almost deserves what he gets.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Corey cucks.

Boo-gans, here we are, for a very special episode. Long tome Halloween stan Matt Anderson is back, to defend the divisive final chapter in the latest Halloween trilogy. Halloween Ends.

Here is Matt on Elon Musk run social media! @mattbegins

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos and Candice covered in condensation corpses.

This week, we kick off Swaptober with a BANG. The kind of bang Tim hates. A decent cult classic. Joining us for this week, longtime friend of the show Iago Faustus. We break down the strange rules of zombies in the film, dope addict strength, and Candice is insensed by the bad zombie science.

For more from Faustus, please go to https://www.eroticmadscience.com 

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Matt-man-iacs.

This week Matt delivered yet another mush of a horror movie from the time before most of our listeners. As this week we delve into Deadly Manor. A movie that is somehow less competent than redeemer. You have to listen to this one.

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hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Candice conspiracy kooks.

This week we are joined by LONG time friend of mine, Diamondback Manhunter (aka Dave) To discuss the first entry int he Breeneverse Double down. Join us on our spirit quest, as we transcend the mortal coil of horror, and enter into the realm of  "action" according to Candice.

Go see what Dave is up to. His music is the tits, and if you dig John Carpenter, you owe it to him. https://www.diamondbackmanhunter.com/

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice clap catchers.

Well, it had to happen once right? fucking riverside.fm fucked me in my asshole, and our episode for the highlander got fucked. well, fortune smiles upon you all, because here we have a very special backup episode.

This is seriously Iago Faustus presents Lisa and the Devil. A wonderful Italian horror smack dab in the middle of big dumb american movie month. But really what makes america great is the immigrants to our country importing culture.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Confused by… yeah.

This week we are joined by LONG time friends of the show Steve and Izzy of the Everything I learned From Movies podcast to discuss Wolfen. For the middle of Janu-were-y.

Candice wildly confuses Gregory Hines with Jaleel White. Which I think says more about her than all of us. And Tim gets real nitpicky about some shit for a good reason. The wolfen are not smart. They live under New York, and eat the homeless, when they could easily eat the rich, and make the world a better place. They are contributing to the bourgeoisie and geocoding the proletariat. I guess Candice is a capitalist pig-dog.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cyberdyne conspiricy crazies.

For week 2 of Hard D July we are here to talk about a Mt Rushmore position holder of action movies. Terminator 2. Candice creams herself over the T-1000, we all remember being children, or hopped up on pain pills the first time we saw it, and Candices daughter terminators her brother.

BTW, here is the hilarious WKUK clip we talked about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ-xyTJsCBk

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Class Clowns.

It’s a new month! This month the theme is kinda movies you watch high, and kinda movies we have been meaning to get to for a while now. What better movie than The Faculty. It’s an all star cast, with a million drop ins from “Oh that actor is in it!” to “Wow that’s a creepy goatee on him… Ugh.”

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cake Chuggers.

This week, Tim finally gets his day. A serious, wisened Mr Yobo gets to school us all, even one Mike Wood from The Grindbin podast on the 2005 Crime Thriller classic Sympathy For Lady Vengeance.  directed by Park Chan-wook.

Join us as we discuss the inherient flaws of deliver work, Candice points out that The Godfather glorifies mob life, since no one ever suffered a consequesnce from their actions. Tim is far too sober, and Mike diverts his energy toward ressurecting websites. 

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and follow him on twitter @grindpod I subscribe, and so should you..

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Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Kandice Kombat Konnoisseur's

This week, we are packing our bags like Mr Cage, getting on a boat, like everyones favorite kombatant Art, and headed to Outworld to talk about the Klassic Mortal Kombat. I'm glad we kovered this episode mostly because I get to do my Kristopher Lambert impression. Which was all but lost to the ellusive forgotten Highlander episode.

Join us as we talk Mr Hands, I wonder about Motoro, and how he would pull that off, Billy Madisons girlfriend/teacher thigh thickness, and how Tim would handle the old thumb in the ass tactic with Goro. How many assholes does he have? I know I have 2 on the podcast! ZING!

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Canine Corey Cravers.

You're in for a real treat this episode. We had to sit through a fucking terrible movie, so you get to sit through us picking it apart. So much discusion about aussie repairmen, Fake Razor Ramone, and Candice brags about a gas station clerk offering to "Fill her up" whatever that means.

Left some behind the scenes editing stuff in because I'm lazy, and it sets up Tim's cat as a villian in the next episode.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice CSB converters. 

Here we go, Shuffle-tember. A month of hitting random on an already random selection of movies.. The Bloodbank. What could be more fitting that a 2 hour movie made by nobodies, with with somehow sub Lawnmower man CGI, and just attaching itself like a dried out crusty flake of feces to a slightly too short ass crack hair to the rotting corpse of the "of the Dead" lineage?

I'm not going to call it garbage. Garbage has little scraps that can be converted into compost, from which something, even an anemic mushroom could grow. Nothing grows from this. This is the cinema equivilant to fallow, salted earth. Thanks Tim.

Blame Candice on twitter. Just kidding, this one is 100% the fault of  Tim Yobo so let that Pink Floyd lover know how you feel. Subscribe to our Patreon for access to the bloodbank, as well as our bonus episodes. https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits 

Thanks Wick for the album art as always. You are my rock, when I have been so betrayed by those I surround myself with.

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs!

This week, we are a bit delayed due to the fires in southern california. Our hearts go out to those who suffered loss due to the power companies being utter garbage. Class action lawsuit time baby!

We give some advice. What happens when your boyfriend likes anime girls... Not women, girls. How to handle a button phobia, and i expose the lies of the cartoon version of Frosty the Snowman.

Then some epic rounds of Know comments. The first one will stun you all! How's that for a buzzfeed article title?

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos. It's time to get damn sexy, as Tim and I head back to 1995, and cover a real treat of a movie. Species. With an All Star cast, and a nude French

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos. This week you are in for a real treat. A blast from the past from the past... Because we go back to 1996, to a movie that feels like it was made in 1988. Vampirella. What a steaming piece of shit this is.

Though, I guess it was doomed to fail, between the bad source material, the mob stealing production money, and the director mainly concerned with the breast size of the leading role. Tune in, it has to be heard to be believed.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Confused Cell signals. 

Here we are at the end of Swap-tober with none other than the wicked witch of the weird Asherz! joining us to talk about 2007 The Signal.

Well, we try to. We get pretty side tracked talking about this disorder where the pee hole on ones penis is located in the wrong spot. Sometimes mid shaft, sometimes very much on the balls. Sorry if you have this issue, but it does come up often.

The Signal is a dope movie. With some credits. Directed by the dude from The Ritual, and starring Crispin from You're Next, you should totally check it out. Thank you so much friend of the show Bobby Trippett

If you can't get enough of that wonderful Asherz, please check out Asherz, on the Wednesdays we Talk Weird podcast, and other internet ventures...

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice not even gonna try. But that fits this title so well, as we are joined by Steve to discuss the 1992 movie only our discord has heard of Ax' Em.

Join us, and we try and scrut the inscrutable. All the while narrowly walking that tight rope of making a joke that is over the line. There is no way you've seen this. If you have, let me know please. Let's make this movie like The Ring tape. But you hope you die in the middle of it.

3/10

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice concerned citizens.

This week, we are discussing a flawed masterpiece... a disasterpiece maybe?

Deadbeat at Dawn. The movie that has it all, and the podcast that has it all. I whine about first world problems, talk about reading a book, and the Flintstones-esque internet Candice has in Missouri i dunno. I guess the stack of rocks they put shiny things on for wi-fi and to worship falls over mid episode.

This movie fucking rules. One of the best dads in cinema, voodoo princess crank head girlfriend, black pussy, ninja stars, and rival Ohio gangs Ravens vs Spiders. Whoever wins, we all lose.

Thanks again to Christopher440

for the suggestion, the window is closed btw,

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Chronologically Confused Cadets, This week, we head on out to New Angeles to check in on Bimmy, Jimmy, Abobo, and the T-1000 with his best Brian Bozworth hairdo, as we discuss the live action Double Dragon movie.

You know you always wanted to hear Tim Yobo react to the who's the boss chick beer-bonging spinach to a man in some sort of like Super Shredder muscle outfit, with a nutsack on his neck. I initiate a discussion on the ethical dilemma of watching special cooking programming, and Candice clamsplains the Byzantine Empire to me.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice clove coughers.

Thank you for joining us in mid No-Vamper, this week we are talking about the worst fucking movie. Queen of the Damned. Ann Rice was a terrible writer, her books sucked, Interview with the Vampire was trash, and I'm glad her other two big books were smooshed into this. This movie crashed harder than Aaliyah... Get it?

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos and Candice commie cucks.

Happy 4th of July! also happy 2 year anniversary of The Bloodybits Horror Show! We got a new theme, and the same old shit. And in real american fashion, we got fucking trashed and recorded a WAY too long episode for Uncle Sam.

Fuck Joe Bob by the way. Stealing our thunder once again. But we make up for it by just barely editing this episode. I kinda made sure I could hear it, and that's about all. But it's a fun one. We get nostalgic, political, and drunk! Tim almost ruins the episode because of pussy, but we rally in the end.

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Hello horror fans, welcome to episode 7, With your host, Eddie The Axe, and special guest star, Tim Yobo of Grindbin fame. This week we are discussing the, and I mean THE classic zombie horror movie... Dawn Of The Dead. Written, and directed by George Romero, with a cast more full of stars than a game of Mario Party 2. Please tell a friend to listen, it's the only thing I have right now. and remember to tell My lovely wife how much better it is when she edits the episodes. look for Tim on Twitter And this is how I end it.

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cosmic catastrophes.

Well, here we are, and the end of the month where we talk about things we always wanted to talk about, and BOY OH BOY a beast of a movie. Event Horizon. As much as a don't like space movies... this one can get it. Listen in, as I drop an EPIC well, actually. Candice talks about her ex-boyfriends again, and Tim and I share a tender moment about his wife.

Also, next month we are kicking off March Badness. A month long celebration of all the worst of the horror worst. So, tell us, what is the worst horror movie you have ever seen?

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

This week, we take a trip up to the frosty north where the only thing sweeter than the maple syrup is the donair sauce as we discuss Bad Moon. A film that somehow cost 7 million dollars to make. Which blows my mind every time i look at that fact in text.

Shitty acting, terrible werewolf transformations, tits in the first 5-10 mins. I guess it aint all bad. To be fair, the practical effects are fantastic from time to time, and it's shot well, like Tim said it looks like a movie!

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos

This week, we are joined by mr wish himself. None other than Bobby (Batson) Trippett. Co-host of the Grindbin, and fellow book store magazine rack loiterer to talk about one of his favorite, formative horror movies Wishmaster (1997)

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice conjoined crazies.

Well, here we are. In the middle of spring cleaning for the show. This week, I got around to watching Malignant, so we're getting around to the debate. Candice VS Tim. Then, stay tuned for my opinion, and prediction.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs

What comes right after Halloween? Well, Halloween 2 of course. This week we are talking all about Halloween 2. Which may be the single worst entry in the entire Halloween universe. Yes, including Rob Zombies Halloween movies.

Nothing makes sense, unless you subscribe to the expanded Loomisverse. Tune in and find out more.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Crap collectors. We are joined once again by friend of the show Daniel from The Moustachioed Podcastio!

We are in the second week of Axe-Mas, and my true love gave to me. Butt Boy. The 2019 indie film about a serial killer who shoves people up his ass. Yep. Well, tune in, and enjoy.

OH BIG DEAL. If you love the show, and Respect Tim Yobo, Please go to http://www.storz-bickel.com/ and use promo code yobogold to get 15% off anything you order. except MIGHTY+ and CRAFTY+ for the next 48 hours. Please do it, I wanna get Tim something cool.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Corpse consigliere's

Well, here we are kicking off another No-Vampr with a Bang! 1992's Innocent Blood. Though there is no innocence on this episode. Least of all our guest, and the host of The Moustachioed Podcastio Daniel.

Join us as we derail the episode over and over Discussing the saddest subreddit for jacking off, complete with a dramatic reading. Tim lets us all know his feelings about Korea, and SOME of us do bad Italian impressions.

Big thanks to Daniel, check out his podcast here

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cabbage Patch Cunts.

This week we are covering the 1991 horror movie Dolly Dearest. It's the OTHER 90's doll movie that you kinda remember the cover of. I gotta say, shocked how passable this film was. We break it down and talk about all the important bits. How drunk Rip Torn is scene to scene. What the mother is wearing, How often you can see down her shirt. You know, real intellectual film discussion shit you come to US for.

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Hello, all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Candy Crushers!

This week we are swinging on a star straight into the toilet as we talk about the massive box office flop, Hudson Hawk.

Join Tim and Candice as they whine and complain for 2.5 hours about a movie that some section of the internet enjoys. I'll bet either Shane or Terry loves this movie. You get Mr. Willis singing, not so much dancing. Though he does have an impressive earring row he is working with, As well as maybe the greatest flying dummy dog in cinema history.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Kraft Dinner consumers.

Welcome to the frist week of Listener request month. This week we are covering the Peter Fonda, Warren Oats film Race with the Devil. From 1975, it hits that Satanic Panice vibe that we are all in love with. Though Candice has words to share with you modern, constitution supporting, pro choice satanists. Where are your robes, and blood orgies? Bitch asses.

We cover PG titties, the need for speed, stunts which kill dudes and dummies alike! 

It's

Listener Request month. Put in your requests! call the line 323-4-the-axe

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Casper Chasers. We have a very special episode for you today.

Asherz from the Wednesdays We Talk Weird podcast joins us to discuss Paranormal activity. A not very good movie with a super cool boyfriend, a cool psychic, and an asshole demon.

In this episode, Candice catches herself well actuallying and has a brief moment of shame.

If you can't get enough of that wonderful Asherz, please check out Asherz, on the Wednesdays we Talk Weird podcast, and other internet ventures...

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Hello all you ed-heads, lack of Timbos, and Mattiacs! Not to mention this week, special guest returning to the show Wick!

This week we take the advice of our listeners, thanks to you on patreon. I don't recall your username right now, but you post a ton of porn on Twitter, so thanks for that as well.

We took your suggestion, and broke our cherry in the bondiverse with the madness that is Live and Let Die. James Bond in Harlem, and not Jamacia. How could that go wrong you ask? Well, you'll have to tune in to find out.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Concerned Citizens.

Dave, aka Diamondback Manhunter is in t he hizzy for shizzy my... I can't say that worizzy.

Join us once more, as the group finally begins to unravel the mysteries of literally The Death House campaign from The Curst of Strahd. But with my own spin on things. But you are aware of that you D&D dorks.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice can crushers.

This week, we have a fun-dipped good time with Mike Wood from The Grindbin podcast to discuss a maybe too good bad movie. Don't Fuck in the Woods. Tim's cat tries to ruin the recording as always. That or Tim fucks it up, and blames the cat.

Then, ok the first guy in the movie looks like me. I get it, let’s move on. Candice regales us with her story about a special needs guy she dated that stomped a gas can in JNCOs. 

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and timbos.

We're back from our holiday break, and here with one of the stupidest horror movies in ages, Bats.

Join us as we give our respects to LDP, and try and decipher the incomprehensible plot of this movie.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads.

This week, I get entirely up my own ass, and interview two of the creative minds, and stars behind the cinematic Tour-De-Force Butt Boy. Tyler Cornack, and Tyler Rice. 

What a pleasure it was having them on, we discussed so so much of Butt Boy.. Their inspirations, acting methods, deleted scenes and themes. Really just a feel good episode, mostly because Candice was not here.

Please please please, if you haven't seen it yet, go watch Butt Boy. Go find a place where you can give them money to watch it, order the Blu-Ray, and support true indie cinema.

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And a special shout out to my wife, Alyssa. Who puts up with so much, and remains my biggest supporter. 

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

This week, the movie that broke the podcast Visitor Q. You know the bad part of Oldboy? The father daughter love story? That's where we start with this fucking movie. And it just gets worse and worse. So yeah, a Tim Yobo pick.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Collen coveters. 

This week we are kicking off a month of Ital-june. That's right, all italian horror, all the time. And what better way to start the day than with Bobby from the Grindbin podcast. Long time friend of the show.

We cover the 1981 Fulci classic, The Beyond. Dig deep into that lovecraftian cajun gumbo, with a side of sex and eye-olance.

Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69And Bobby @Bobby_Batson

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Manscaped's March Meta Movie Madness! Go to manscaped.com and enter promo code BITS20 to save 20% and get free shipping.

Which we are kicking off with LONG time friend of the show Faustus. So strap in folks, as we have a nice long discussion of the 1960 Psycho counter part? Peeping Tom.

For more from Faustus, please go to https://www.eroticmadscience.com 

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Hello all you Ed-heads, and Timbos.

This week for our entry for March Madness, this gorilla dick daddy smells sex in the air. As we discuss maybe the horniest Bigfoot movie I've ever seen, but I honestly don't remember another bigfoot movie.

Tim meets his red haired match, Bigfoot uses a door as a gloryhole, and something about a redneck cult? all this and more! so tune in!

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice... sorry, i got distracted by all the (to quote Tim) "Tits tits tits"

This week, we are joined by long time friend of the show, and creater of our album art, Wick.

We are skipping around a bit in our recording order, and covering the horniest fucking Giallo i've ever seen. Strip Nude for your Killer.  First I get musical, Then Tim and candice get political, then we all get god damn sexual.

Also, Candice thinks women don't get turned on by a big ol  hard cock. I'm not equiped to answer that question, but maybe you are...

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cunt Clouds... Like a cloud server, cause serving up.. you get it, we all get it.. it's great.

This week we are headed back out to the boonies, cause we are digging deep into the 1988 rental hero Pumpkinhead. A movie with some terrible fucking acting, amazing practical effects, and a good ol fashion hodgepodge of psudo pagenism, and christian folklore.  

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This is a movie about Candice. Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cold showers. This week, we dive into the highly erotic thriller Single White Female. Tim and I give this movie two big ol throbbing juicy thumbs up, and Candice loved it causes she lived it. 

Tim offers up his unique New York experience on the movie. Lending his own unique insights on the logistics, while I just have the best time with the female experience the film so accurately represents. 

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Charlie's cocklet factory co-workers.

Here we are, with an off-cycle release. We interrupted this to get Strip nude for your Killer out a week earlier, and while that might have been the hornier movie, this is the better episode. Largely due to our guest. Friend of the show Charlie!

Join us as we discuss the duck voiced killer, optimal nail configuration for fngering snatch, and more!

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Capcom companion's

This week, we are joined by a real podcaster, Jordan Morris from the Jordan Jesse Go podcast. He brought us the CLASSIC 2004 film Resident Evil 2. Join us as we break down the movie, Candice, well actually's at a professional level, and Tim and I just try and keep up with 2 real Resident Evil heads.

Check out @jordan_morris  On Twitter for details on all his upcoming projects, podcasts, etc. Pre-order the upcoming Pop's Chocklit Shoppe of Horrors!

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

This week we have a special treat for you. We are joined by the writer, director, color person, co-star, and wearer of many... hats Nick Roth to talk about his movie Hankey Pankey.

It's really the perfect Bloodybits movie. Sentient napkins, talking hats, incest, dong, magical realism... just pure absurd entertainment.

Check it out online!

https://hankypankythemovie.com/

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Hello all you ed-heads timbos, and mattaholics.

Here is another sideshow, again, no know comments, just news, advice, and everything nice.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

This week, we are joined once again by long time friend of the show Faustus to discuss the 1998 J-horror that kicked off Americas fascination with J-Horror... Ringu.

What a fantastic movie it is, normally I am super turned off by spooky haunting horror, but Ringu has so much going on. So many subtle things in it, and layers of cultural, and interpersonal subtext.

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Merry Axe-Mas to all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos!

Here just in time for the holidays, some Grindbin leftovers. W discuss the 1983 horror film Blood Beat. A film that makes 0 sense. So an ancient samurai spirit is awakened to kill rednecks whenever a chick busts a nut. Or whenever it kills a redneck, she busts a nut? I'm very confused. We are all very confused by this movie.

Terrible effects, pointless nudity, a group of hobos being slaughtered for no reason, what's not to love? Maybe the worlds saddest Christmas Eve where siblings start up a 9:45 pm game of monopoly, while dad watches TV with headphones on, propped against a brick fireplace with a fart filled couch cushion. 

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and fans of Matt.

This week we are watching a truly terrible movie. One suggested by my wife. Topanga plays the damsel in distress in this freaky movie about what happens to gamers if they game too much. They end up in 3 distinct vr worlds that are clearly rip offs of popular games, look like shit, and they just may go all postal in the real world, because us gamers are functionally mentally impaired.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, TImbos, and Fred-Heads!

This week we are joined by the co-host of The Grindbin podcast, longtime friend of the show Bobby Trippett to discuss the 1994 Bollywood Nightmare on Elm Street knock off, Mahakaal.

I butcher the names of characters, and the movie over and over, but I think we maybe did the best job of any American podcast covering this film. Also I'm confident we are the only American horror podcast to cover this movie. Michael Jackson talk, Wrestling talk, and Slim Jim glory hole dicks. 

By the way, the Freddy in this movie, doesn't talk, and looks like someone melted cheap fake chocolate all over his face. Also, Johny Lever is a fucking treasure.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Call Center Coochie concessionaire's

This week, we are talking about 976-evil 2. Another entry in the WTF happened? world of horror sequals. We talk about all the greatest hits in this insane movie. From dollar store renegade, to maybe the first recorded incident of someone getting dressed in teh shower, while it's running.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Canine Copulators. 

This week, we kick off fake-pril, a month of movies that were maybe ripping off other movies? Whatever, it's pretense enough for me. We are joined by long time friend of the show Terry McCollum. And boy howdey, is this a banger.

Join us as Terry shares his tale of the facebook farter. and we dive deep into the bestiality, blackface, and deer leg blowjobs of Last House on Dead End Street. Shock and awe, Candice loves this movie, but what does that say about her? Has her time on the show changed her? Tune in next month, when we cover Seed again.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

This week we bid our friend Candice farewell, as she moves on to greener podcast pastures, and wish her well on her future endeavors.

But what isn't going well, is this weeks fucking movie Arcade.  Join Seth Green, Ralphie from A Christamas Story, and the love interest from Joes Apartment in a VR filled, kid ghost possessed adventure. Full moon just knocking it out of the park.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and fans of Matt.

This week we introduce our sideshows. A more relaxed fit type of episode where we stretch out, and leave the movie out of the discussion.

Matt and I bring in some important news from our headlines. Stuff that really has an effect on you, and your life. Like a teen setting a dumpster fire in protest of McDonalds being too busy.

Then, the episode gets even better when I just simply bring the questions from the public to the pod! Is it a mistaken gay sex scenerio, or a delicious condiment? Tune in and find out!

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Hello all you Ed-Heads and Timbos.

Here we are, a day late, but better late than never, and we are kicking off the final year of this journey with Stir Of Echos. A fantastic supernatural thriller with Kevin Bacon that i think is really kinda slept on.

seriously, dude would have been trash on Name that Tune.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Canine canoodlers.

Here we are at week 3 of Janu-Were-y, and this week we are discussing the 2000 movie Ginger Snaps. If you want Canadian high school girls getting all hairy, scary, and with a few extra nipples, then look no further than this masterpiece of film.

Candice talks about her “she's all that” moment, Tim laments his lack of goth girl encounters, and I stare dead eyed into the wall remembering mine.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cap controlling casios.

This week, we are diving deeply into the world of Weng Weng in For Yur Height Only., We are joined by long time friend of the show, and host of The Moustachioed Podcastio Daniel.

We talk about Agent double o, the one and only 2 foot 9 filipino actor Weng Weng. I rattle off some fun facts about the dude, play some exclusive interview clips, and candice drops the bomb about someone knocking up their cousin!

Big thanks to Daniel, check out his podcast here

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

This week, we are joined by a long time friend of the podcast, Host of The Grindbin podcast and dear friend Mike Wood.

Tim fucked up, thinking this movie was from 1997, I fucked up, thinking we were covering 1997 this month, either way, we talk about The Hidden from 1987.

What a doozy of a movie this was. Wheelchair slaughter, a secred Jason goes to Hell, and we learn a valuble lesson from Tim that I think applies to most aspects of life. That is that if your body aint banging, you should put in more effort.

Go listen to Mike Wood, and more on The Grindbin Podcast.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice something with a c something else with a c.. You know the drill.

watch me put no effort into this description.

In this episode of The BloodyBits Horror Show, Eddie the Axe, Tim Yobo, and Candice delve into the slimy and terrifying world of the 1988 film The Blob. Join our hosts as they discuss the gruesome special effects, the iconic soundtrack, and the ways in which this cult classic has stood the test of time. From the film's inventive kills to its subversive social commentary, Eddie, Tim, and Candice leave no stone unturned in their exploration of this beloved horror gem. So grab your popcorn and settle in for an episode that is sure to give you chills!

See, AI can be your friend. Allow it into your life, like the blob. The blob should get remade, and be an allegory for AI.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Charisma catastrophys. 

Here we are, rock you like a hurricane. back for episode 3. Joined once again by Dave, the party delves deeper into the Haunted spooky house. The fuck around with fire, Tim reads a letter, and it's like 5 mins of gameplay for every 30 mins of bullshitting.

Go listen to dave. diamondbackmanhunter.com Follow us on twitter. Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69 and me @eddietheaxe and If you want to support the show leave us a 5 star review on your podcast app. or with money, https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits 

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs!

This week we are plesently surprised by what should be just another shitty 90s sci-fi movie. As we discuss Virus. Maybe the finest performance in cinema history. Donald Sutherland as evil Captain Everton.

Seriously, go watch virus, then tune in!

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Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Candice Castle Cucks.

Here we are in the middle of Swap-tober. and boy do we have a swap for you this week. A sister in-law cucking our protagonist!

Tim, Candice, and I are joined by long time friend of the show Charles to discuss the 2015 horror fantasy Crimson Peak. Hand selected by friend of the show Iago Faustus. We try and do the movie justice in a purely professional way, while Candice gets wetter than the inside of an otter's pocket.

Come for the gothic romanticism through the lens of Guillermo del Toro, stay for the Pornhub top tier search result hot handjob, and a bit of Loki ass. 

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

This week, Tim finally gets to talk about the movie he has been trying to bring to the show for 196 episodes.. Mute Witness. And I gotta say, fantastic movie. Stop right now, and go watch it. It's totally worth the watch.

Then when you're done watching, listen to the show, tell a friend to listen, give us a 5 star review on the platform of your choice, and if you still have time, go to our Patreon.

we're very needy. it's why we make a podcast, for attention.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Canine Copulators. 

This week, Teen Wolf, Lil, Mikey Fox says the F slur, and I'm stunned. We get into all sorts of discussions about it. The whipped cream hogtie at the party, MJF's dick print in the shower, and how the town bully straight up killed the heroes mom. I guess that was cool to do, just shoot a person dead to rights in the dome... FUCK

The love interest is named Boof, that makes no sense, and the basketball scenes drag on FAR too long.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Catsup coaters. Here we are at the end of Axe-shun month!

This week we are discussing a true piece of garbage. The 1986 film Cobra. Sylvester Stallone. Join us as we discuss the food crimes, sex crimes, and crimes against good taste in general this film is guilty of.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Mattiacs!

This week, the axe will play while the Yobo's away. As I rip into, and spoil Strange Darlings. What a fucked movie that was. Then we get into some fantastic Know Comments, in which we learn a lot about the history of spooky music for sad boys.

Following that up with some of our life advice. It's just such a neat little package for you all..

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cockroach cowards. This week we break down the 1990 horror comedy Arachnophobia. Candice creams her jeans over Julian Sands, and I get called out over pointing out some boobage in the film. 

Also if you don't get to hear this on time, or even if you do, blame Candice. She fucked up, and was late to record. It ruined Tim's dinner.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs.

This week you are in for a treat, as we discuss a movie none of you have ever heard of, Santa Claws (1996). Starring no one you've ever heard of, who went on to do nothing. That's not important. What's important is the layers and layers of scams the director is running.

Not to mention you don't get a minuet into this movie before you see your first set of tits. It's basically a porno, but with some horror elements tossed in, much like the magazine in the movie, Scream Queens International.

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This week we take a trip to Raccoon City, where we investigate the very white fire relationship of the Redfields. 

I cover my BOGO murder discount for women, Candice gets to just really feel herself, and run with the well actually nerdery, and Tim is along for the ride.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Country Bumpkins.

Welcome... to the first week of Axe-Mas! A whole month celebrating the birth of the most important man in the history of our world.... me. 

We are joined this week by Asherz. A favorite of the show, and bringer of gifts. Such as the most brutal rape revenge film ever committed to celluloid. I Spit on your Grave.

So trigger warning, we are going to talk about rape, gang rape, and make rape jokes. Rape isn't good, if you rape, you are bad. I think every fucking simpleton knows that. 

That being said, please give it a listen, we mix heavy and funny pretty well. At least i hope...

If you want a less painful experience, please check out Asherz, on the Wednesdays we Talk Weird podcast, and other internet ventures...

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Hello all you Ed-Heads.......... and candice people.

This is one of those episodes where you gotta think a little bit. As we are joined by one of our best friends. Iago Faustus to discuss Crimes of the Future. We wax poetic on what is an art? How does the body and the psyche connect, and how can we attempt to transcend that connection? We meditate on the cognitive dissonance of the highly erotic being juxtaposed with scenes of abject human brutality. And Tim is nowhere to be heard screaming about pussy, Vinko, Strichy, or a weird camping story. See the fine works of Iago Faustus at https://eroticmadscience.com/ You know us, https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits  Hit us up on twitter. You can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69 handle. and me @eddietheaxe

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos.... yup.

This week we are joined by LOOOOONG time friend of the show, Ashers from the wednesdays we talk weird podcast. As well as Cinema Historian, Film Philosopher, and Movie budd Wick to discuss one of my favorite movies of 2022 Terrifier 2.

We get into in HARD this episode. Sex, Drugs, and... mostly sex and drugs. We go too deep on Terrifier mythos, the end stage capitalism allegory that is Art the Clown, and thankfully the big bad wickwolf scared the little candice away.

Everything Asherz 

Wick

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice chronologically confused creatures. This week, we are joined once more by long time friend of the show, Co-Host of the Ed and Matt on Campus podcast, as well as the mighty peculuar podcast.. Matt Anderson. And boy oh boy is he in for a treat, He finally gets to bask in the pure bliss of Gremlins 2.

Learn so much behind the scenes, cameo, and secret little easter eggy goodness about what might be the most inscrutable sequel since TCM 2. We break down all the hard hitting questions, like if Gizmo were to have to turn tricks to survive in the big city, what would that be like? 

I'm ringing the dinner bell, on the hottest horror host for your screaming, streaming needs. The Bloodbank, available at. https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

Special thanks to Matt Anderson, Check out his show, and more at https://linktr.ee/themightypeculiar

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and TImbos

What happens when you take the gore, and splatter of slop out of the Troma movies? You add in a basic Cinemax structure, and you get this. Whatever this is.

A witch who is trying to sacrifice a hitchhiker to summon Asmodeus via blood ritual with a glowing red stone. She gets interrupted, by a trapper, who rapes her, makes her his slave bride, and gives her three daughters. He also splits the stone in 3, and sells them.

Then one of his daughters is bitten by a vampire at night, gets the ring back, becomes a witch, and thats the big bad guy? also her 2 sisters do as well? I'm so confused by this movie..

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This week I take a suggestion from my wife for the first time ever, Candice points out that all her suggestions involve killing babies.

We watched The Void, a masterclass in low budget putting every cent on the screen. Practical effects that would make every gore-hound cream their jeans. 

Then we talk loopholes, and boy oh boy, they are a problem.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cranberry Crotches.

Thank you so much for spending your Thanksgiving week with the Bloodybits crew, we are joined, once again by our resident well stuffed bird.. It's Asherz! 

And we are covering the 2007 tongue firmly in beak horror movie Thankskilling. Join us as Candice isn't insanely drunk. The Grays intercept Asherz internet in an effort to discredit her humor, and above all else, grab a breast, maybe some buns, and some sex pun.

Asherz is here. https://linktr.ee/ItsAsherz

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Next week.... It's Ed-december!

here is the slop you all deserve. Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. Back to the same old, same old, grindhouse tits and blood movies.

Okay, so it WAS my pick. I brough Daniel from the Moustachioed Podcastio along for the ride, and i fucking love the movie, so what?

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Check out Daniel on the Moustachioed Podcastio everywhere podcasts exist.

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice-don't attitude havers. We are being joined once again by Mike Wood, and Bobby Trippett from The Grindbin podcast to put a big ol bloody bow on Bordello of blood!

This week, we have a massivly divisive review of the movie. Rip on Dennis Miller, Tim and Candice don't like fun, and for once I HAVE TO CENSOR THE SHOW!

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.

This week, we are joined by the new... third chair of the show Matt Anderson! As we discuss maybe one of the worst high budget horror movies of the year Stigmata.

We shit all over your religion, your political icons, and the inside bowl of the toilet. Seriously? White? you chose the highest contrast color possible for toilets? in hindsight, should have been a nice milk chocolate color.

Go listen to Matt on The Might Peculiar, and check out his tweeter at https://x.com/mattbegins

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Hello all you ed-heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs!

We're back with another Bloodybits sideshow. Where we on occasion go off on tangents. What's the best dinner to pair with OJ? Nothing. That's some deviant behavior. Bigfoot hunting past and present, both with stupid outcomes, Matt debuts cowboy porn, or western, and we learn to love the goat.

Go listen to Matt on The Might Peculiar, and check out his bluesky at https://bsky.app/profile/mattbegins.bsky.social

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Esoterica Cinema enthusists.  Welcome to the last round of March meta movie madness!

This wee we are joined by Jason, and Ryan from the Esoterica Cinema podcast to discuss the 2011 horror film Cabin in the Woods.

Join us as we break down the many layers of this meta horror onion, discuss how to smoke pot from a merman, and tease the hell out of next months theme.

Please please please give a listen to Ryan and Jason on their podcast, available at http://esotericacinema.com/

Or listed as Esoterica Cinema on all your podcasting apps.

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Hello all you Ed-heads, Ed-heads, and Ed-heads.

This week, I.... No one else, I discuss Lake Mungo. I also update you all on the state of the podcast, Give you a call to Axe-ion, and some shout outs to each and every one of our patreon members.

Then, the fucking capper on the show. I trim my nose hairs LIVE on the show using the Manscaped Weed Whacker. All you motherfuckers should go get one, or something else from them, and when you do PROMO CODE BITS20! 

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cursed cadavers.

Here we are, week 2 of Found-Uary, and we might just be at the best pick of the month. the 2007 Spanish horror film REC. If you have not seen it, you should. As we are going to spoil the shit out of it.

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