soy trek (Britain Ryan Strah & Pat Hoey talk Star Trek)

i wanna see what they leave in that toilet

who am i to judge the morality of muppets?

shooting ropes to the spiderman video game

soldier of foreskin

Don’t drink out of the old man’s mystery thermos challenge, and prop comedy makes a comeback with MelonTop’s wild new “where’s my hat?” routine

13 reasons worf

suck the puke dick

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we talk about a guy who ordered $25k in doordash last year

make a snuff film with her dad

could god microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn’t put his dick in it?

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Hillary did The Big Bopper...BAAAAAYYYYBEH

star trek's first woman director dies, quark gets a corgi, training an algorithm to understand tamarian, terry matalas hires a dude from 12 monkeys to captain the titan, we all want star trek: o'brien, the roddenberry foundation paints some satellites or something, and truly one of the dumbest articles ever comparing star trek tos to...the capitalist economy

RIP to mudd's woman maggie thrett, fusion energy is on the horizon, and the ways in which SNW has retconned TOS

captain kirk shatners the bed. again.

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my fuckdoll had twink death. what the fuck, soong?

murf grows a new foreskin, just like in the crossroads with britney spears

3 hours of talking about Bones McCoy going dark MAGA and Saavik emptying the 7-year cum leg of a special needs child

bones manifests a plantation

have you ever been haunted, skeletally?

we discuss Sulu running the “San Francisco Marathon”, Chekov getting turned out in a temporal loop and having to take new asshole medication, and Bones McCoy being so dry he has to rest in a wet sleeping bag

zefram cockring’s ‘no loads refused’ gangbang funtime hour

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ionized cumtrails

We get matching Knicknak taint tattoos, Alex Jones loses big in court, and Geordi procreates with a hologram

two in the pink, one in the great link

it's a problemtunity...for you to stick a fuckin gun in your mouth

unlimited breadsticks? what is this, some sort of temporal paradox?

all presidents are bastards, andy dick is a bastard, elon musk is a bastard who accidentally funded nazis, d&d is a bastard, peru is a bastard, UFOs are pretty cool, Rick AND Morty are bastards, but the dude who killed shinzo abe is REALLY FUCKING COOL

protocols of the odies of zion

in which the magic school bussy flies through the holedeck gape tunnel

star trek news for the first week of June, 2023

the seven dogs you meet in heaven

inviting the street sharks to a borgy cause their praxis is more legit than captain planet

1st week of August 2023

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every single production detail about First Contact. ever.

brit's neighbor gives them part of a dead owl

prodigy got cancelled. shit sucks.

alec baldwin charged with manslaughter, twitter's advertising revenue dries up, mike lindell loses a bunch of money over election conspiracies, charities are actually not great, and some typical republican union busting

baby gronk is the new rizz emperor

putting a portal on your dick and the other portal on your dad's dick so you can impregnate your mom with...alright, I don't know. we're losin' it.

why would I go to Italy when I could eat of a dumpster?

jackhammering the semen out of jim kirk's dead body at daystrom

Kirk will literally shit his sleeping bag with an ass full of whiskey beans before going to therapy

i need a medically induced handjob

where the hell is duncan mccloud?

is that a virtual boy?

lower decks could really use an evil gay baby like family guy

google where the closest falafel place is near the rocks

we discuss what a pon farrt would be like and kirk cheats at the kobayashi maru by having the answers transmitted to him via a vibrating buttplug

all the deep production notes about Nemesis and how much everybody hated it

it's the big show, get ready for the big big show

van morrison used to be called sedan morrison before he got fat

eugenics roddenberry

strategic defense chandelier

are you gonna suck whatever i pull out of this adult diaper?

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deepthroating the snickers upside down so you get a lil gag going on that chocolate vein

it tastes good when it's extra spidery, skip-bap-bibbida-doooo!

southwest airlines fucks up because, you guessed it: capitalism, and federal prisons finally have to have working security cameras (but there's no penalty if they don't)

gornhub

we watch the most racist Star Trek film and discuss having sex with a camelback full of hot mashed potatoes

pike's hair winks at the prosecution

we discuss the results of the midterm election, rip gallagher, alex jones ordered to pay $473 million more lol, and everything funny happening with worlds worst poster elon musk

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do you think Condoleezza Rice has a buttplug?

The Guard of the Unknown Shuttle

fuck their dad

masterhatur makes you think, baby

getting the cum out of the puppets, that's gotta be the hardest part

good eggs, big foreskin: village inn

if I sit down right now it's gonna be a brown captain's chair

We're joined by Professor David K. Seitz to discuss their book A Different Trek - Radical Geographies of Deep Space Nine

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Marc Cushman is a living legend. Between his TOS tomes "These Are the Voyages: TOS", his series of Sex Trek porn parodies, and writing for Star Trek: The Next Generation, Marc has simply done everything we wish we could do in the Star Trek universe. 

Today, we discuss everything.

we are now the only amab spermless star trek podcast

the first annual rawdog the captain as a lizard award

flash backshots

Worf's ass is sore

this is shaw trek now

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this is a car acknowledgement: we are driving in a stolen car

star trek mission seattle canceled, a charming jonathan frakes interview, william shatner hates his former castmates, the ongoing picard auction, and we ask: is star trek suffering a similar burnout to star wars?

don't stop i'm about to guard

we watch one of the augments sucks Arik Soong’s soul out through his dick

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Jack Kerouac - On the Choad

Brit and Pat test their trek trivia knowledge

Data stores his farts in the scrotum

we discuss the wagner/russia situation, the supreme court striking down affirmative action in college admissions, NYC school lunch corruption, Bill Cosby sued by 9 more women for r*pe, medicare fraud, snake smuggling, some british guy drinking himself to death, and the final chapter on jeffrey epstein's suicide

let's just say he ate a grand slam breakfast

dear star trek captains: stop trying to be action stars. you are old.

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sulu's gay! sulu's gay! (for seven to twelve seconds)

all the production notes and behind the scenes facts about star trek: insurrection you could fit in all your holes and then some

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the section 31 spinoff finally gets an update (kinda?), Discovery poorly explains dumb things from Picard, and Majel Barrett will no longer be the voice of Star Trek computers

second week of June, 2023

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Madame G's Spot

no more star trek events in europe?, the battle between takei and shatner continues, the only race klingons are afraid of, the future of physical media, wrapping up the picard auction, and captain britain wages war on r/startrekmemes for allowing their community to become unsafe

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the double r-word diner

life is like a box of chocolates: brown and covered in pee

inshallah the borg cube shall fall

dicks and swords swingin baby

definitely starring cch pounder as lily

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