Sex and the Cidiots (Kevin McCaffrey & Jon Daly)

Two things off the top, fair warning: 1) audio a little different from normal, apologies, and 2) this is our least favorite episode in the entire damn series…so far. Carrie struggles while recording her audiobook, and there are some nice, genuine thoughts about grief — mainly from Bitsy Von Muffling. LTW and Charlotte make the Milf list (cool) then get horny for a high schooler (actually illegal, indefensible???). Thieves run wild in a Fox News version of NYC, robbing Seema and Lisette, and Miranda completes her transition into the Queen of Karens and ruins a sitcom taping with no remorse. Good Lord, it has to get better than this!

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The new Sex and the City world is starting to fill in! With John Corbett’s announcment that Aidan will return in the new HBO Max series, “And Just Like That…” we figured it was time to revive the Sex and the Cidiots podcast to talk about all the news and rumors we’ve heard so far about the show. What characters are in (Aidan), who’s out (Samantha), who’s still waiting on a text (Steve), and who’s a cryptic maybe dead maybe not (Big).

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Willie Garson, who played Stanford Blatch, passed away at the age of 57. We take an episode to talk about our favorite moments and quotes from Stanford’s run on Sex and the City. We talk favorite episodes — and point out a few to rewatch/relisten to — and we share our overall appreciation of one of the most fun characters from SATC. We also go through Willie’s IMDB and talk about some of his many other roles. After the deeply sad news of his passing, we try to have some fun and give the character and the actor a bit of a celebratory wake. RIP Stanny! #TeamBlatchford4Life

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It's the first installment of the "Sex and the Cidiots: Movie Club!" The first movie is: When Harry Met Sally. A classic that Jon had never seen before (Kevin and his wife won a trivia contest about this movie just a couple months ago in Brooklyn, NBD), and this podcast is just slightly longer than the movie itself. Ridiculous? Yes. More ridiculous than "college" Billy Crystal? Nothing is! We'll have what YOU'RE having!

Patrons on the soulmate level at patreon.com/kevinandjon get to pick the movies for our movie club, and you can join and make a request at any time. This was a great first selection, Cidiots!

It’s election day for Ray, ruin someone else’s good time day for Marnie (as usual), and take the gay out for a spin day for Hannah’s dad, who has a nice time with Elijah. Jessa, Adam, Ace and Mimi Rose have one of the most deranged dinners we’ve ever seen, and we end the episode in a very different place than we begin, which is kinda nice!

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We have a Patreon! We're doing more podcasts, live zooms, Q&A's, movie drink-alongs, and even ON DEMAND podcasts, you're invited to all of it! On this mini-episode, Kevin and Jon talk about the next steps for the show, and what people who join us as patrons will get. Go to www.patreon.com/kevinandjon and check it out, and we hope you stay with us. But for free, next week in this very feed: the Sex and the City MOVIES!

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Carrie does the photo shoot for her book's cover, Samantha blows a delivery guy and gets sensitive about it, Miranda goes to Weight Watchers and snags a man who's very enthusiastic about going downtown for the ladies, and Charlotte gets into self-help books before almost murdering a woman with one.

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SEASON 1 FINALE! Carrie stalks Big's mom and gets introduced as a "friend," Miranda dates "Catholic guy" who is very, very weird about sex and showers, Charlotte gets a "single" fortune, over and over. And Samantha? Well, she's dealing with a small dink, and she is VERY sad about it.

We answer all the big questions, including, will Kevin and Jon FINALLY KISS?! Thanks for listening and let's get season 2, ladies!!!

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This episode is a lot about three ways! Miranda is the last choice for 3-way buddy among the friends, Carrie finds out Mr. Big was married, and pitches a book about a smoking child to his wife, and everyone who sees Charlotte instantly becomes the horniest person you've ever seen. And Samantha..AVOIDS a three way.

New Cidiot alert: Jon now has a child! This is the first episode since he went full dad. Is he more mature? He roasts a dyslexia benefit, so, YOU BE THE JUDGE.

"3 ways, they're the blowjobs of the 90s."

Also, a cameo by Home Alone's Uncle Frank!

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Your Cidiots have broken the seal...and the 4th wall! Kevin & Jon review the pilot episode of Sex and the City, which had a LOT of SJP talking directly to the camera.

We talk about the first opening credits, which only features ONE of our four ladies - the one who calls herself a "Sexual anthropologist" - and doesn't really feel like a full ensemble yet. How does the NYC of 1998 compare to our experience of NYC 2018? And, spoiler, they call Mr. Big "The Next Donald Trump." Oof.

Oh, and cunnilingus etiquette.

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BIG NEWS: Carrie meets Aidan! We haven't seen this show before, but even we know this is a big deal. Samantha dates a black man whose chef sister disapproves, and Charlotte has a good date until the guy tries to swallow her face. Maybe the biggest news is that Carrie kind of tries to quit smoking? Do we even KNOW her anymore? Oh and Steve takes the worst looking half court basketball shot of all time and needs Miranda to support him, dammitt.

What are your dealbreakers? For Aidan, it's smoking, and Kevin & Jon talk about theirs.

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Happy New Year, and Jon is back to talk Ghost Town! But don't worry, he gets a few squirting thoughts in too. Carrie & Miranda's exes are apparently best friends and business partners now, as Aidan & Steve open a bar. Miranda has an ACTUAL ghost, maybe? Samantha takes a million baths, and has to deal with aggressive f-buddies. Charlotte fights with Bunny again and there's a lot of talk about rock hard...beds.

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Season 3 premiere, and it's on FIRE! But then it's quickly put out because there are a bunch of firefighters in this episode. Carrie judges, Samantha f's one, and another great guest star (John Slattery) shows up to date Carrie. Big question: "Do women just want to be rescued?" and Charlotte says: "I've been dating since I was 15, I'm exhausted, where is he?!" Charlotte's guy punches everybody and Miranda gets eye surgery.

Slattery plays a man running for comptroller, and Jon & Kevin figure out what the hell that actually is. Ladies, do you dance with your purse? And Jon finds his favorite character yet: JJ!

Also, inspired by the firemen: we talk about the sexiest jobs!

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We begin with some updates from Sex and the City / And Just Like That world: Karen Pittman aka Nya Wallace has joined Che in leaving the show before season 3, leaving us only a Seema & TLDR departure from forming a little show called "Sex and The City." We also talk about the media's weird obsession with Gen Z seeing SATC for the first time on Netflix before getting into: Girls season 2 Premiere!

In this episode, Hannah begins by boning Donald Glover, and ends with a rough conversation with broken-legged sad Adam. Marnie goes from saging her house to rid it of Ray, to a Ray makeout sesh at a party. Marnie gets downsized finds herself in a low spot, a sex-with-a-gay-guy spot, and then a very familiar spot. Jessa shows up to be an a-hole for like two minutes, and boom, we're off and running with season 2.

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In the Season 3 premiere, Hannah’s back on track with her both her book and Adam, and things are going great — until Natalia and Amy Schumer see the man who ghosted, and give him a hall-of-fame level smackdown at Grumpy’s. Shosh is on a type-A, well-planned sexual rumspringa, Marnie is living with her mom and still spiraling about a Charlie breakup, and oh yeah, Jessa’s back. Well, after ruining everyone’s lives in rehab for a while, at least.

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This one is a lot about butt stuff! It's clubbin' time! Carrie dates a 20-something -- even if that 20-something (Timothy Olyphant) now seems like he's just been a DILF forever. There's a bris, some "What ARE we?!" confusion with Mr. Big, and J-o-n Jon is the hottest chef in town. (Samantha is working the restaurant opening, and...other stuff.)

And we ask what everyone's wondering: how good *is* Poodlehead at f*cking? The title is "Valley of the 20-something Guys," and, boy, a 27 in 1998 looks like about a 38 now. And Jon debuts a new segment called "Sex and the Vocabulary." HOT!

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Oh hi, fellow Cidiots! While the only thing that makes this SATC branded is a brief, BLONDE Cynthia Nixon appearance, we thought it might be nice to drop a little bonus podcast for people on a week where so many of us have a lot of extra travel for Thanksgiving. This is also a little sample of what we're consistently doing on Patreon in between And Just Like That seasons -- we have 100 bonus podcasts on movies and TV shows over there if you'd like to join the fun.

Thanksgiving doesn’t have a ton of great movies, Addams Family Values DOES have an iconic Thanksgiving scene, and a speech from the hero that is Wednesday Addams. It's one of the greatest-cast movies in the history of film, it’s perfectly acted, the writing is incredible, and even if we can’t figure out how much murder is actually happening/allowed, we loved it and hope you do too. Happy Thanksgiving, and if you like stuff like this, join us over at Patreon.com/KevinandJon!

Well well well, it looks as though the monkey’s paw has swiped right on And Just Like That, and we’re gonna get a season 2! Kevin and Jon talk about the video announcement and what that teaser might mean, about Carrie/Steve rumors, Aiden’s possible return (for real this time?), and both our predictions and our requests for season 2. There’s not a lot of news but we bring you some quotes from the producers, and our best guesses at what awaits us in this sure to be messy AF season 2. Sex and the City forever!

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This episode is graded on a curve...The Cheating Curve! Carrie gets back with Big, Charlotte tries to join the lesbian Avengers, Miranda is surrounded by porn, and Charlotte deals with a personal trainer who loves NOT doing it. WHAT IS CHEATING?! WHAT IS A POWER LESBIAN ELITE?! WHAT IS A DIAPHRAGM?!

Kevin & Jon cut a promo on allll the other SATC pods, and Kevin takes down "Big Male G-Spot." Jon tells the story of saying "I love you" for the first time, and how he "takes too long to do things"

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Yes folks: we see TWO DIFFERENT PENISES in this episode. But other things happen too, even though the ladies seem to think Charlotte still blowin’ Harry is the biggest storyline. Miranda also asks Steve for a divorce in a brutal but well done scene. And Carrie worries about being and old ma’am when compared with her new young cool neighbor. Oof. Steve!

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It’s a Patreon exclusive we’re dropping on the Cidiots feed because it’s Kyle MacLachlan/Dune/Trey/Muad'Dib’s film debut! The new Dune is out now on HBO Max, but Jon got Kevin to finally watch the original, so he can now retroactively get all the references from the Charlotte/Trey relationship. The Spice Must Flow! Sandworms! Whispering! Nip rips! To get more movies & TV podcasts from Kevin and Jon during Sex and the City offseason, join the party on Patreon at patreon.com/kevinandjon.

It’s time for Hannah and Adam to get real and face the relationship music in this one, as Hannah goes into a trance upon finding Mimi Rose Howard in her (former?) apartment, and all the rest of the “Girls” (plus Ray) take turns trying to soothe her, while Hannah watches Adam’s new girl’s pretty banal Ted Talk. Some really good acting in this one! And creaming feet! It all ends up with our Hannah in a brand new place, and a move that’s bigger than Iowa. Or Idaho.

Thanks for all the support, and we’ll keep releasing alternating episodes on the Cidiots feed, while dropping EVERY episode of Girls over on Patreon.com/kevinandjon.

Jared Freid is a comedian (special “Socially Distanced, Of Course”) and podcast host (J-Train Podcast) and he joins Kevin & Jon to talk about being guys who watch shows made for women, how Samantha has aged better than anyone, and to break down Sex and the City: The Movie. He now live-screams the Bachelor, but the very first Jared live-scream happened with the first Sex and the City Movie.  THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN THREE MOVIES! Too much happens. Follow him @jaredfreid on Instagram!

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We love this episode! It's big high school vibes, as Carrie's HS boyf David Duchovny reappears, they have great chemistry, and he goes to a mental hospital. Miranda gets jealous of a cheerleader, Sam sneaks the gals into the SoHo House, Stanford goes to prom with his former escort boyfriend, and we have a new conspiracy theory: Carrie was AMISH. Oh and Charlotte's just fun and hangin' out.

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"Who would you f*ck...if they were YOUNG NOW?" That's a real question from a dinner party in this bananas episode, and we answer it.

More questions: could YOU pleasure a woman as well as JFK? Are high-powered people actually *good* at sex? Are we missing something? What the F*CK is a "modelizer"?! Look, the Cidiots are here to answer the important questions.

The episode is titled "Models & Mortals," and it's a lot about models, and how they make women strive for unreachable physical goals, and how these are goals that are difficult for these straight dude Cidiots to understand.

Some sneaky sex filming in this one, too, if you like problematic stuff! And Mr. Big is back again, already.

This is a really fun one. Man, we're having fun doing this podcast! Follow us, and email us! What president would YOU fuck?! Email us at sexandthecidiots@gmail.com.

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"The Exquisite Pain" is the translation of this French-titled episode, but we define it as THE Carrie / Big Episode. Big goes to France for work (whatever that is) doesn't involve Carrie in the decision, and gets a burger thrown at his head.

The other storylines: there's a "foot guy" who offers Charlotte shoes for perving on her feet, and Miranda's new guy gets turned on by having sex in public. Samantha doesn't really do anything here, but Rick 9-plus DOES.

Jon gives us an EXTENDED rundown of the menu of an S&M themed restaurant featured in the episode, and Kevin explains why he is strongly PRO-drunk dial.

Fun guest stars! Will Arnett and James Urbaniak.

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It's February 14, which you might not even understand or have heard of if you're a BOY! We've got Anthony on Drew Barrymore's morning show, a poet with a big ol' baguette, Miranda back on the dating scene with a voice actress, Charlotte on brownies, Rock as America's Top Model, Nya with a soufflé, LTW cockblockin' at 100%, and everyone yelling at receptionists and thinking they're the good guy for doing so. And what else...oh yeah! Aidan and Carrie agree to meet up, after 10 years (or 13) went by in a snap.

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Carrie and Aidan are making big moves, to big places, with big baggage, and it feels like it could be the beginning of our ending. Miranda and Charlotte turn into kids again as they watch their kids start turning into adults, Nya throws herself into the world of Tinder until she gets a rude Instagram awakening, Seema straight up copy/pastes a Samantha storyline into hers, Che gets recognized (and a cat), Anthony takes it so slow he’s practically straight, and LTW has narcolepsy. And then, something else. 

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Carrie meets "The Russian," and we are rushin'...to get him off our TVs, because boy does he suck. It's the season finale of the first half of the last season (cool system, HBO!) and Carrie bags herself an artist who thinks she's a "comic." Charlotte finds out she is pregnant, then deals with real tragedy. The gals come together at Brady's first birthday, and Miranda and Steve have an epiphany over some cake. Oh and Samantha has bush problems, and that's literally it.

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Jason Lewis AKA Smith Jerrod is on Dancing With The Stars, Season 31, and in his honor, Kevin and Jon are watching and podcasting on this show until he gets eliminated! (Please, no spoilers! Who KNOWS how long this will take?!) Here’s a big episode with your two favorite Cidiots watching a new show and trying to figure it out. Enjoy! We MISS YOUUUUU!

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We pick up the second half of the first movie in MEXICO! Carrie is sad until Charlotte sh*ts herself, and brings her back to life. Carrie gets a fun new assistant played by Jennifer Hudson, Samantha and Smith come to a tough decision, Miranda and Steve try to find their way back to each other, and we see a dong! Charlotte brings a new member into her family and in the end, we get a little bit of a wedding after all.

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Maybe this Sex and the City episode didn't age well, but at least it had Alanis Morissette! Carrie's into someone who likes both guys & gals, and her response is basically: whaaaaaaaat?!?! Samantha fires an employee so she can f*ck him, Miranda deals with a clingy, space-invading Steve, and Charlotte dresses like a BOY! Ladies and gentlemen and gentlemen and ladies, this episode is all about gender stuff!

Also: what's your side of the bed, and what hand are you better at "doing stuff" with?

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How "sexy" is this episode? The ladies attempt to eat at a place called BALLSACK (sp?), there's also paintings of lady parts, but really the highlight is us trying to describe Skippy's dong. As a bonus, you get to hear about Jon's "special occasion" underwear.

BESIDES that, thematically, this is about what the episode title says: "The Power of Female Sex." Specifically, he ethics and feelings around using sexuality to your benefit.

This is one of the great "first world problems" episodes - they're too poor to afford/cut the line at the most expensive restaurant in the city! Jon & Kevin talk about getting our credit cards rejected - I guess we're BOTH the Carrie!

Bonus: in the 12th minute, you hear Jon come up with the title of our podcast, off the cuff! And it works!

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Well, don't Kevin & Jon know how to time things perfectly: Sex and the City is officially coming back with an HBO reboot titled "And Just Like That." Kevin and Jon talk about what we know now, what we expect to happen, and more. We can't wait to podcast with Sex and the City AS IT HAPPENS. We also talk about how Kevin got millions of hits on TikTok and was the #1 trend on Buzzfeed this weekend. NBD, slow news week.

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Adam’s got an unwanted, surprise guest in this episod of “Girls,” and it’s the absolutely wild Gabby Hoffman! His disaster of a sister shows up and gets an invite to Hannah’s 25th birthday party which features Hannah’s parents dancing, an unwanted duet from party organizer Marnie, an awkward Shosh/Ray reunion, a bar fight with poor man’s Anderson Cooper, and brief appearances by a bunch of side characters. We get the worst music video of all time, which is actually so bad it’s great, and a genuinely terrifying, pantsless finale.

This episode is both on Sex and the Cidiots main AND Patreon.com/KevinandJon, where you can find every single step of our Girls journey, and the Patreon version has some off-topic chat about last week’s album release show/party in Brooklyn that got a little wild if you stay tuned past the end.

Kevin McCaffrey and "Podcast Daddy" Jon Daly are NOT "faking it" in the episode titled "They Shoot Single People, Don't They" which features Miranda spurring a conversation about faking orgasms, Carrie lands a BAD magazine cover, Samantha gets played, and Charlotte bags a man to do "man stuff," temporarily. Jon also brings some SERIOUS research to tell us about the movie this episode title is based on!

Guest stars include Mark Feuerstein, "Wall Street Seinfeld" and oh yeah, BRADLEY F'N COOPER.

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The ladies go Hollywood! There's a dildo model for Samantha, an insane actual Matthew McConaughey for Carrie, Miranda drugs her cat, talks to a Dique and rips her shirt off on a mechanical bull. Charlotte tries putting stamps on Trey's deal, and she gets...a happy delivery? Kind of.

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For "What's Sex Got To Do With It," Samantha gets sexually lectured by Maria, Miranda eats trash and is sexually attracted to baked goods, and Carrie does a SECOND episode with annoying jazz guy who apparently is great at banging. We are missing one Jon Daly, but joined by three others: returning guests Jaimie McCaffrey & Elizabeth Deichl, and new friend Nick Pride.

Inspired by jazz sex, we also talk about the worst things we've put up with during sex. Carrie has to be in love to orgasm, and jazz guy has sex weird.

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The massive controversy from this episode: was Shosh wearing pants as she ran around Bushwick…on crack?! The girls all head to the biggest warehouse party in Brooklyn, and this party? Has everything: a pack of lesbians, Charlie and Ray’s suddenly successful band, the world’s saddest husband trying to cheat on his wife with Jessa, a glass cigarette filled with crack for Shosh, Elijah kissing a boy, and Marnie’s best selfish meltdown yet after her ex suddenly gets smooched by a tiny Navajo. Also, Hannah is shaken to learn a huge thing about Adam’s life from a lesbian who tries to bite a bottlecap off a beer.

Oh and did you know this episode is brought to you by a newly Writers Guild Award nominated co-host?! We talk some fun personal news at the top before getting into that sweet, sweet crackcident.

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Oh boy, this episode begins with an ending: Carrie and Aidan fully break up, and he moves out. It's sad! Then Carrie has money problems (less sad, sell a shoe, girl), Miranda farts a lot, Charlotte struggles with what to do with her engagement ring, and whether or not to just give Carrie money, and Samantha gets a bunch of gifts that are, well, kind of from Richard. And Carrie is forced to...ride the bus?! Oh noooooooo!

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Four women in NYC, trying to figure out life…we loved it the first time we did it, so why not why not try it again? EVERY episode on Patreon.com/kevinandjon, with every-other, alternating episodes here on the main feed!

We begin as Hannah (Lena Dunham) learns mom and dad won’t be funding her NYC life anymore, sending her into a spiral. Marnie (Allison Williams) isn’t into her too-nice boyfriend, and gets annoyed when her welcome dinner for Jessa (Jemima Kirke) gets all opium’d up. Shosh (Zosia Mamet) is just happy to have a cool British friend, and does us the favor of calling out all the Sex and the City connections. Oh, and you see a butt.

Thanks for all your support, friends! We’re excited to have a new show for y’all.

Kevin and Jon took their wives to Candace Bushnell’s one-woman play called “Is There Still Sex In The City?” and folks, this is our review! The play is no longer running in NYC, but we’re here to tell you about the stage show, and the notable, funny, surprising reveals about Candace Bushnell’s life — as she puts it, the real life Carrie Bradshaw. One spoiler: the bar at the theater was great! Check your dog for aneurysms!

Happy Valentine’s Day dear listeners, and our romantic gift to you is a movie that made both ya boiz misty: The Notebook. You know it, you’ve felt it, you’ve wondered when we’re supposed to know the twist of this thing, what the heck James Marsden did wrong, and if a pair of boxer shorts has ever been bigger than those donned by the Gos in this absolute emotional banger from 2004. Neither Kevin nor Jon had fully watched this movie beginning to end, and we thought giving a true romance classic the K & J treatment would be a nice Valentine’s bonus…and we hope you enjoy it. At least, more than one of the guys from Entourage enjoyed his time in WWII.

This bonus episode is brought to you by the Patreon gang, which you can join at patreon.com/kevinandjon, where we have dozens and dozens of bonus podcasts about movies and TV shows outside the "Sex and the City" universe.

Well, if you’re listening to this, you already know the big news: Peloton’s stock has dropped considerably in the Sex and the Cityverse. The big comeback episode after 11 years away doesn’t turn out great for our Mr. Big, but we’re psyched to be back nonetheless. Miranda went grey and is back to school where she’s acting the fool, Charlotte has two very different daughters, (and one of them is a sneaky series villain?), and Carrie is on a podcast that neither of us would ever, ever listen to. Thanks for taking one more look at us — the And Just Like That journey…has begun.

Oh boy, in this episode, Carrie gets a p. bad sex request (unless you're into it!), Samantha dates a tiny man with BDE, Charlotte wants to bone Dan Quayle, and sets up a "used date" party, where people bring someone they DON'T want to date. Miranda & Steve talk about going "exclusive."

Do women like being picked up? What's the weirdest thing you've been asked to do, sex-wise?

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Selena Coppock was once a tour guide on NYC’s Sex and the City bus tour, and she joins Kevin and Jon to tell us all about it. Cosmos at Aidan and Steve’s bar, VIP status at Magnolia, and visits to one of downtown’s most iconic sex shops — guys, this sounds like a pretty good tour. Follow Selena @selenacoppock on all the things, as well as the hilarious @NYTVows account and check out her candle podcast, Two Wick Minimum!

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Well this episode was unpleasant to watch! There’s an iconic musical performance at a party by Marnie, and everything else is even harder to watch, somehow — Hannah’s physical self-destruction, to both butt and ear, as she flips out about her book — and Adam’s really rough fall off the wagon and into some problematic-to-bad sex with his nice new girlfriend. Also, there’s Shosh getting the ick from everything Ray does, and a cameo from Amy Schumer.

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Well you’ve probably heard the news, or at least the rumor, innuendo, and vague-gramming: it appears Sara Ramirez and their iconic character of Che Diaz is leaving “And Just Like That.” Thankfully, since the show isn’t coming back until 2025, we all have time to process our grief. Kevin & Jon hop on the mics to talk about what we know so far about these reports, what Sara said, and what we’ll miss most about Che.

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To prepare for the upcoming “And Just Like That” series premiere, Kevin & Jon go back to where it all started, and rewatch the Sex and the City pilot episode from 1998 (beginning at 19:24). Unlike our own episode 1.1, we now know everybody’s names, and have a whole new perspective. Before that, we talk a bit out the second trailer that just dropped. To get more movies & TV podcasts from Kevin and Jon during Sex and the City offseason, join the party on Patreon at patreon.com/kevinandjon. Instagram: @sexandthecidiots

It's all about DTR this episode: defining the relationship. Carrie starts dating an annoying Jazz guy, and has friend dates with Big. Charlotte and Trey start doing it literally all over town, and Samantha gets involved with Maria, who is a GIRL! And Miranda takes an even harder swerve in her dating life, and starts seeing Jim Gaffigan. Hey folks, close the door when you sh*t!

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Sex and the City: The Movie, Part One! It's a marathon to talk about this movie so we broke it into two halves. In this half? Wedding planning and a new apartment for Carrie...and then running away from that wedding with her girls, and heading to Mexico. Miranda and Steve break a sex drought, then break up (because of Steve's wandering dick), Samantha and Smith are living life in LA, and Charlotte and Harry are raising their young daughter and doing pretty well! Part 2 of movie 1...next week. Sorry for the democracy-induced delay!

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After only 29 years of waiting, we have a sequel for the cult Halloween classic, “Hocus Pocus.” All three OG Sanderson Sisters are back — SJP of course, as well as Bette Midler, and Kathy Najimy — and this movie asks the question no one was asking: what if these child murdering witches could be redeemed? We’ve got new technology gags, we’ve got Buster Bluth (Tony Hale), the wonderful Sam Richardson, and a movie that we have to admit, is longer than we expected! Thanks to everyone who joined our Patreon watchalong for the original Hocus Pocus earlier this week, and happy Halloween to all!

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Austin Butler has gone from Carrie’s first “Mr. Big” in the CW dramedy “The Carrie Diaries,” to a friggin’ Oscar buzz-generating Elvis! And that’s enough of a connection for us to drop this supersized podcast for you in between seasons on the Sex and the Cidiots feed. Baz Luhrmann’s latest wacky ride also features Tom Hanks as Col. Tom Parker (if he was Austin Powers’s Goldmember), a bunch of fun music, solid cameos, and several tremendous groin zooms.

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Carrie does NOT want to say the V-word, and she enlists her F-buddy to avoid the V-word in several writing sessions. Miranda hits AA and loses her phone on the beach and meets Che’s husband (for real), Charlotte becomes furious at her daughter for selling dresses to pursue her art, Seema is the queen of red flags, LTW welcomes the world’s most annoying mother in law, and Nya continues doing great work while never getting to do a scene with another real life human being. 

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It's Sex And The Cidiots! Comedian Kevin McCaffrey and comedy writer Jon Daly are two men, married to ladies, and they have never seen "Sex And The City" before. Now, they're watching the whole series together from the beginning. They'll recap, and spin off into talking about all the relationship issues that each episode explores.

This "prologue" episode finds Kevin's wife, Jaimie, quizzing Kevin and Jon to see just how much they DON'T know about the show. Turns out, it's a lot!

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New cast member alert! Rosie O’Donnell announced she will play “Mary” on the 3rd season of “And Just Like That,” and we popped on to talk about that, our predictions and hopes for her character, and what we know about the next season.

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Happy Valentine’s Day, lovers! We decided to do a classic romcom that *one* of us had never seen, and drop it as a romantic, holiday bonus. So here we are, with a movie that doesn’t work on paper, but big time works on the screen: a star-making turn by Julia Roberts who has “it” more than just about anyone has ever had, Richard Gere somehow making us like a 41 year old billionaire, Hector Elizondo being an all-time hotel daddy, Jason Alexander portraying the most punchable man of all time, Laura San Giacomo as a really fun bestie and PATRICK RICHWOOD as a scene stealing elevator man. Oh, and Garry Marshall with one of the most impossible directing assignments of all time, done perfectly.

Folks? After 5 years, this is our longest single podcast episode of all time. We hope you enjoy it, and we love you for everything you’ve done for us. Happy Valentine’s Day.

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Alison Leiby is a comedian, writer, and the creator of the acclaimed one woman show “Oh God, A Show About Abortion” — a show Cynthia Nixon went to on opening night! Alison joins us for a timely rewatch of Sex and the City’s (closest thing to an) abortion episode: 4.11 “Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda.” (Recap begins at 19:30 mark)

This is the one where Miranda tells the gang that she’s pregnant — from Steve’s much maligned single nut — and she considers whether or not she should keep it. Samantha and Carrie talk about the abortions they had at different times in their life, and Charlotte selfishly freaks out because of her own infertility struggles. We’re obviously watching this now because of America’s backward slide in terms of women’s reproductive rights but you know what? Today, we have some silly times watching an old Sex and the City with a good friend. Follow Alison @alisonleiby on Twitter & Instagram and go see her great show in NYC or LA: ohgodshow.com for tickets.

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Oh boy, Carrie and Big really did it this time! At the end of the episode, at least, after an elevator scene that did not age well! Charlotte gets engaged, and Samantha says the greatest phrase we've ever heard a Samantha voice say: "funky tasting spunk," and really goes into detail about BJ talk. Also, maybe the most annoying exchange in history, at the Manhattan Furniture Expo about something called a "booth bitch."

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Part one of the finale! Carrie has her going away dinner with the gals, rejects Mr. Big's attempt to rekindle things, and goes to Paris! Which...sucks, mostly! Miranda is there for her at her lowest moment, and then gives Big his mission. Samantha gives a sweaty speech, loses a wig and wins over a crowd, and Charlotte and Harry make real moves to start the adoption process. One more episode to go (before the movies)! PLEASE rate, review, and stay with us! We love you like Miranda's fat cat loves tuna.

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The year was 2004, and a group of ladies on Wisteria Lane brought a bunch of wacky drama that turned into the biggest pop culture phemonenon of the year: Desperate Housewives. Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross, Eva Longoria, Felicity Huffman, Nicollette Sheridan and a series of dudes including a hot gardener and — according to Jon — a slightly less hot plumber have given the fellas behind Sex and The Cidiots & The Bridgerton Bros a new project to binge.

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Uh oh, it's the big "I love you" episode for Carrie & Big. Miranda tries to buy Steve a suit and it does NOT go well, Samantha deals with a mean / problematic servant, and Charlotte becomes a kind of servant of her own, to a movie star, and comes out as a real anti-working class 1%-er. COOL! Oh and it's STRAIGHT HAIR CARRIE TIME! And you say penguin snatch, I say duck clutch, let's call the whole thing off.

How did Jon & Kevin say I love you for the first time (to other people - like, girls), talk money dynamics in couples, and Steve makes his most unforgivable move: claiming Ray's as the best slice in NYC.

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We’re time warping through the seasons, and Carrie has written a book. Is it too sad? Is it…the show we’re currently watching? Maybe! Carrie has to go on her first date since Big, and if you guessed it ends in barfing? Well, you’re not wrong. Miranda finally sees Che again, Charlotte and Harry play a tense game of tennis, and Steve gets the vegetables all wrong. Rate and review us, daddy!

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So, Miranda's pregnant! WHOOPS! That's the big story here, as her pity sex with Steve has now left her weighing her options. Carrie returns to the scene that led to her pregnancy/abortion 13 years earlier, and Charlotte finds out that it's unlikely that she'll ever be able to get pregnant. This is a heavy episode, folks! But we think it's a pretty good one. Oh and Sam uses guest star Lucy Liu's name to get a bag!

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SEASON 2 Premiere! We're blowin' up like Carrie's dating life! She's getting over her Big breakup by dating the hot new Yankee, Samantha is STILL dating the guy with the tiny dink, and Charlotte deals with a guy who can't stop grabbing his balls even though he "comes from a good family" and "went to Brown." Jesus, Charlotte. Oh, and Miranda knows a lot of fake baseball stats.

And how about timing: this is the baseball episode, the day after opening day!

We talk about bumping into exes on the street, seeing each other's junk, and Kevin buying Paris Hilton's sex tape for work as an intern.

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So you can cheat on someone UNTIL they say "I love you," you CAN put a literal price on love, you can get cheated on during phone sex, and it's hard to get you a man who can do both (hold your hand AND f*ck). Also they basically invent Netflix and Postmates in this episode, and there's hella sweaty sex flashbacks. Carrie and Big cheat, that's the main thing.

We also talk about what a man's greatest fear is. And is love an ACTUAL addiction? What about prenups?

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It’s the end…again. At least for the moment! It’s the And Just Like That finale, we’ve got a They Mitzvah, a lamp from the beyond, an absolutely insane announcement from an accurately self-proclaimed narcissist, a red-headed comeback, Sam texts, a poignant goodbye on a Parisian bridge…and a kiss that only the most insightful Sex and the City podcasts could have predicted 10 episodes ago. Thanks for listening, Cidiots! Now, we pray for a season two of this chaos.

Note: audio was inexplicably weird this episode, which makes us insane, so, apologies!

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Carrie has an "F" buddy, or an "S" buddy, depending on what channel you're watching this on. Samantha has fun with a noisy sex couple next door, Charlotte double books dates on a night, and Miranda dates a total f'ing loser who is of course named "Kevin." The gals (and our guys) talk about their dating patterns, and we get the return...of Skippy.

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The Man, The Myth, The Viagra, and STEVE SHOWS UP! Steve the Bartender becomes the coolest guy to have Miranda be mean to him yet. Samantha considers boning a super old rich dude. Big calls Carrie his girlfriend for the first time. We also see the worst representation of a comedy club in recent televised history. Also there are relationship myths, and the biggest boner-killing cameo of all time.

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Welp, a lady falls out a window and Carrie decides to go to Paris. There's other stuff, but those are the things you remember! Miranda is the only one who challenges Carrie on giving up her NYC life for The Russian, who is a jerk at a dinner party. Candace Bergen tries to steal Carrie's man even though she should be into Wallace Shawn. It's a Bicks! Follow our socials before it's too late:

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Carrie has an all-time "selfish Carrie" episode as she gets a book review, but obsesses over a "bad face" she gets from Aidan's latest ex, Nina Katz. Miranda struggles with a baby who won't stop crying, Samantha struggles to relate to Miranda's new life, and struggles to return a vibrator. Charlotte finalizes her divorce and meets a certain bald lawyer we feel like is gonna be around a while. It's Goldenblatt, baby!

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We got SILLY with this one, folks. In this dream-like episode of Girls, Hannah becomes a teacher three minutes after thinking about it for the first time, gets asked on a date, takes him to the worst possible place you could take a first date (where your ex and his new gf are), and the night devolves into craziness between Adam and the world’s biggest d-bag played by Zachary Quinto, and Hannah and MRH, who is apparently an evil mastermind.

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Grandma Flo is in the hospital, and it’s not looking good. Also not looking good: the family dynamic among Hannah’s mom and her two aunts, Adam and Hannah’s prospects for (real) marriage, and the meanest cousin Hannah’s ever had. An episode with some heavy themes but we had a pretty nice and light time with it, and hope y’all do too.

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In this memorable departure of a Girls episode, it’s only one “girl” — Hannah — as she follows Joshua/Josh (Patrick Wilson) home to admit she’s been using his trash can, then bones him silly for two days, passes out in his fancy shower, and considers a new life for herself. It’s a DIVISIVE episode, and we’re glad to bring it to ALL the Sex and the Cidiots listeners. Alternating Girls eps appear here, while EVERY episode appears on Patreon.com/KevinAndJon.

The first Halloween episode in Sex and the City history? We’ll take it, even if LTW and Nya were the only ones to put on an actual cosutme. Carrie blocks a bike, is relieved when the guy turns out to be rich (read: dateable), then dumps him when he works two days in a row. Charlotte & Harry do a great couples costume then deal with Rock getting a modeling offer. Seema goes full Seemantha with a storyline that probably was literally written 20 years ago for our Liverpool Cleopatra instead, and Che watches a focus group say everything people online have been saying for a year. Call Zuckerberg, because this is META, baby!

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Carrie accidentally goes Brazilian, which apparently was SHOCKING in 2000, and then she hooks up with Vince Vaughn who is NOT playing Vince Vaughn. Miranda's ex "Letterman Lou" has rage and chewing issues, and Samantha meets Hugh Hefner and heads to the Playboy Mansion.

Jon & Kevin talk about the times they went to LA to go to the Emmys because they're BIG TIME SHOWBIZ PEOPLE. Who was your first celebrity crush? And would you get a heart attack if it meant getting boners? #JonHasNoButt

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Berger gets jealous of Carrie's success, even though he fights against it, all the way to the red carpet (after a bad motorcycle ride). Samantha gets everyone to her newly named boyfriend's pantsless premiere, Miranda finds Steve sleeping over on the couch, and finds herself making cupcakes for his girlfriend. Charlotte...stays Jewish, I guess?

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Hannah gets a freelance job from everyone’s favorite edgy website, JazzHate (think VICE/Buzzfeed) and decides to see what a night on cocaine is all about. Elijah joins her on her journey which they really seem to enjoy, after grabbing cocaine from Laird (the great Jon Glaser), the former junkie who lives downstairs. Booth Jonathan returns to show Marnie his art, apartment, and confusing dirty talk, and the Elijah/Marnie hookup is finally revealed to Hannah. 

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It's "The Chicken Dance," but really it's the episode where an interior decorator friend marries Miranda's crush out of nowhere, makes Charlotte her VERY flirty bridesmaid, and gets Carrie to write a poem for her wedding. Big goes with Carrie to the wedding and is a real d-bag the whole time. And Samantha has a Deja F*ck.

Oh and Carrie gets a toothbrush at Big's. Well, not a full toothbrush, they're not married. She gets a toothbrush head. And Jon has a conspiracy theory for the ages! #BigCantRead

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The season 3 finale is a bunch of wake-up calls: for Carrie, it's the rooster literally outside her window. For Samantha, it's loud transexuals (their words!) in the street, who give us the dirtiest quote yet. It's also about moving on: how guys and girls move on from breakups differently, and Miranda and Carrie bump into Steve and Aidan with their new girlfriends. Charlotte is dealing with the end of her marriage to Trey, and Carrie meets up with Big again, which leads to her biggest fight yet with Miranda.

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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: while we wait for the Sex and the City reboot, Kevin and Jon have a new show going on: Bridgerton. The podcast is "The Bridgerton Bros." Binge, then join us for another romantic podcast adventure with your favorite boozy idiots. With a new theme by Mike Hadge, and art from Paul Rescigno, let's get British and learn how babies are made!

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Carrie almost farts her way out of a relationship! This episode could have been called NOT sex and the city.

Jon and Kevin get PERSONAL and talk about their longest personal droughts, and their sleeping preferences, and whether they are in a "fart couple" or a "non-fart couple." There's a "yoga no-sex pervert" who's blue balling Samantha, a rapid-fire HJ, and the quote "Kevin is a sex maniac" happens. Miranda has a super '90s Blockbuster/catcalling incident. Also, Proczak has some of the worst product placement ever. This episode is brought to you by "Tantric Celibacy!" and the sexy Dutch book from Jon's childhood, Xaviera Hollander.

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Carrie and Aidan have their BIGGEST fight yet (that doesn't involve cheating, at least)! Samantha catches feelings for Richard while Miranda catches a dick, and Trey gives Charlotte a cardboard baby, which fixes everything and which everyone obviously loves! Also, folks, we see a penis. FINALLY. Equality! We also talk Secret Single Behavior.

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In the aftermath of Hannah’s diary revelation, Marnie & Charlie break up…or at least Charlie attempts to. That leads to Marnie going to the apartment of her boyfriend for the very first time, somehow, and doing some bargaining. Hannah takes typically awful advice from Jessa to try to F her boss “for the story,” and fails, before dropping by Adam’s only to watch him go hogwild, solo. Jessa takes an ex back to her place for a romp to make a point, and Shosh accidentally catches her and some Brooklyn goofball goin’ at it pigeonstyle by the fire escape.

ALSO: Jon authored a crossword puzzle for the LA Times, go check it out Thursday 2/8, online or pick up a copy! 

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This is SO S.A.T.C., says our Shosh, as the gals go to a book release party for an annoying college friend played by Jenny Slate. Hannah’s writing rival is having success which drives her crazy enough so that she takes almost the literal first step towards being a writer, and goes to a reading held by her favorite college teacher (played by Michael Imperioli — the guest stars on this show, A+). Jessa gets herself read by Katherine, who tries unsuccessfully to re-hire her in spite of her pathetic husband, and Shosh signs up for online dating in a scene that had us wanting to see more — literally, anything more! In the end, we have a big selfish-off between Marnie and Hannah, where somehow, everyone manages to be more wrong than right.

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In the season 6 premiere, Carrie opens the stock market and goes on ALL the dates, including a first official date with Berger, and she runs into AIDEN. Samantha becomes the patron saint of "white gentrifiers getting mad about other white gentrifiers," then bangs a guy all the way to federal prison. Miranda realizes she's in love with Steve and tries to tell him. Charlotte is bummed about Harry's insistence on marrying a Jewish woman.

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Guess what? We loved this. A good, old school Sex and the City episode with wacky stuff going on, goofy sexy laughs and as a bonus, a pile of guest stars. Candy Berg, Billy D, Victor Garber, Gloria Steinem, oh my! There are empty climaxes (Charlotte/Harry), a pair of terrible parents (LTW & MR LTW), a return to a more realistic, non-sociopathic human form (Miranda), and…a kind of disappointing professional reunion (Carrie & Candy Berg). But this ep was FUN, and had the best brunch in a decade. 

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Kevin & Jon are joined by their best lady friend, guest co-host Elizabeth Kuchta Deichl for a very special episode: "Are We Sluts?" (Spoiler, we are!)

Aidan sends mixed sex/no sex signals to Carrie, including a REALLY weird bath, Miranda gets Chlamydia, one of Samantha's not-so-gentlemanly callers lets in a robber, and she gets shunned all the way to the Meat Packing district, and Charlotte has a guy who blacks out and then VERY dirty talks.

What's your "number"? Who counts as your "numbers"? ARE we sluts?! Is the "friend zone" a thing? How fast should you make a move, dude?!

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Carrie gets a book deal, and a deal to be Brody's Godmother. Miranda decides to go along with baptizing baby Brady, and meets Steve's drunk mom. Charlotte is saying her affirmations and going to seminars by jerky dating con-women but still isn't finding love, and Samantha takes Richard back. How many out of 100 randoms on the street would you sleep with? What about 69ing, is that a thing? Guest stars Molly Shannon & Amy Sedaris!

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Big and Aidan finally get together in this one, up at the country house Carrie inexplicably lets Big come up to. Samantha fights for a job some sexist guy tries not to give her, Charlotte gets Trey to test his baby making abilities, and Miranda deals with Steve and his ball envy, post-testicular surgery. Drink everytime there's a "balls" reference and then call 911 immediately!

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Season 5's finale is a great one, and it sees guest star Nathan Lane get married in the Hamptons...to a WOMAN?! Carrie sees Berger again, which goes great until it doesn't, Charlotte goes with less-hairy Harry (after a back waxing) to the wedding, and Samantha hosts a big party at Richard's Hamptons estate. Miranda hooks up with Steve and catches some feelings. Also, there are melons. Enough with the za za zoo!

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Kevin and Jon go INSTAGRAM LIVE for this episode (follow us @sexandthecidiots!) . Miranda has a guy literally die before their first date, then hooks up with Carrie’s ex at a wake. Charlotte & Samantha fight about sex, and Carrie teaches a seminar on how/where to meet men at the Learning Annex that goes awry. We talk about how guys get ready for first dates & Miranda’s first date. Samantha finds a Southern, hornier version of herself, and Charlotte finds friends that are even more prude than she can handle. And an email from our friend who was an extra in one of these scenes!

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One big theme of Old Dogs, New Dicks: can you change men? Mr. Big agrees to stay over at Carrie's apartment for the first time, Miranda and Steve try to work out their sex schedule, and Charlotte makes a guy get circumcized.

Jon & Kevin talk Morning Sex vs. Night Sex, women changing or trying to change them, how long they can snuggle for, and what's the deal with circumcision?

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Merry Christmas, Cidiots! For a little holiday fun, Kevin and Jon have decided to give the podcast treatment to the Christmas classic of all Christmas classics, "It's A Wonderful Life." You better believe there are some truly terrible Jimmy Stewart impressions in here, as a gift to you! Happy holidays to everyone except Billy and Mr. Potter!

Folks, we FINALLY have the release date for And Just Like That Season 3, and it’s May 19. 12 episodes dropping every Thursday. RIP Nya & Che, hello to flirty ballerinos, a million rats, “reporter” Miranda, LTW’s work crush, Aidan’s analog emojis, Seema’s speeed dates, and Carrie’s elf p0rn. Welcome back, Cidiots!

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Carrie & Aidan have passive aggressive times, after Big's voice pops up on an answering machine during sex, and they talk forgiveness. Charlotte chooses her choice to quit her job, Miranda's sprained neck leads to Aidan having to carry her around naked, Samantha teaches a bushy man how to manscape.

Aidan is moving away from Carrie while trying to be with her (she's out of the nook!), and Jon & Kevin realize they're both passive aggressive Aidans. And LISTENER MAIL!

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So, we guess Miranda went to Cleveland, and it was fine…but showing up at Che’s apartment unannounced is a problem? Okay! Carrie struggles with letting go of her wedding ring, and moves onto strike two with that nice barfy teacher. Lily runs into problems with her first tampon, Charlotte thinks she’s done with periods of her own, and in this episode, literally everyone gets together to paint. And Steve actually gets to talk this episode, and brings some real emotion. One more episode!

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In the season 4 premiere of Girls (recap stars at 9:00 minutes), a lot happens, but the ICONIC thing that happens is Desi going so far past downtown for the fellas that he has to ask for directions back up to downtown -- that's right, it's kitchen motorbuttin' time. Marnie's situationship with Desi has only gotten more complicated since the end of season 3, and their jazz brunch doesn't help anything or anyone, really. Jessa loses BD to her actual daughter who hasn't tried to help her off this mortal coil. played by Natasha Lyonne, and then stops by Marnie's gig/Hannah's goodbye party to be a dbag as per usual. We meet Shosh's parents, both named Mel, who never stop arguing. Adam is in the "do embarrassing commercials" period of his acting career, and he and Hannah struggle with how to handle things as she launches to Iowa, for real.

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Welp, Mr. Pump is dead and it’s time to go to the funeral and a) mourn, if you’re a normal person, b) whine like a hangry toddler if you’re Adam or c) network for your now dead e-book if you’re Hannah. When God shuts a door on your e-book he opens a window for a real book in this case, at least until legal problems get in the way, and Hannah takes out her frustration on Caroline, leading to a possible end of the sibling roommate experiment. Marnie goes to Ray’s for some constructive criticism and a quick romantic (?) diversion, and Shosh finally gets a little sick of Jessa. Welcome to the club, Big Sho!

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You have sex on that couch, you buy it! A turning point for Sex and the City as a series, a former party girl has moved to the suburbs, is having a baby, and shows our gals how the OTHER side lives. And our gals? They do NOT like it (except Charlotte, for a while).

This one hits home, because JON had a baby and moved to the suburbs, and KEVIN is still drunk and partying in the city. We get deep!

One of our favorite images yet happens in this episode (4 ladies, casually sharing...a single seat? A bed? Hard to tell!), and we have an all time great quote from a guest star.

Oh and a classic NYC move, just hailing a cab to Connecticut!

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