Rich Little Brokegirls (Kimberly Bizu)

Being a girl is hard. Figuring it out is even harder. Whether you plan on finding true love and building the next Skims or marrying filthy rich like a true housewife this is the podcast for you. Trust fund-less babies have to figure it out—In this new podcast, Kim goes solo to figure it out with special guests and talks to women on their path to the top, down the aisle, and through tough times. This winter, tune in every Wednesday for unfiltered advice, unbelievable stories and certified tips for the girls.

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Welcome to her Rebrand Era! It's 2023, no room for sidekicks, it's gas to the pedal and if you try to cross her, she'll cross you out. In this episode, Kim recaps how 2022 came for BLOOD. She's no longer a certified lover girl, is considering marrying rich, and will begin the anti-misogynist process of freezing her eggs. Kim spills the tea on her near-fatal run-in with an "Anna Delvey"-style poser— her biggest takeaway? if your new friend says "Rolex" five times in a sentence, they probably don't own one.

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• [00:38] - Life Update 
• [10:26] - Defining Your Self Worth
• [14:16] - Rebranding the Lover Girl
• [22:00] - Not Your Average Joe, A Moneybagg Joe 
• [29:06] - Beware Virginia Scammer 
• [30:47] - Friendship Standards
• [35:20] - Weekly Pick Me Up

Wealth is Health baby, Wealth is Health! Goodbye Big Booty B*****s, hello Heroin Chic. In this episode, Kim unveils how the wealthy stay “healthy” with trendy drugs & beauty treatments. She doesn't hold back with advice on your taboo confessions and urges the girls to think thrice before signing up for the “Soft Life” aka SugarDaddy.com. Kim reveals her new Case by Case dating approach and vows to never buy a drink at Socialista…EVER AGAIN. Her biggest takeaway this week? Just because the cool kids are shooting up Ozempic, doesn't mean you have to!

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• [00:00] - Chronicles of a Heavy Flow
• [03:28] - Stop Hating Meghan Markle
• [07:00] - Ozempic for You, Ozempic for Me
• [24:54] - Confession Session
• [34:54] - Case by Case Dating 
• [39:30] - Certified Tip for a Pretty Kitty
• [44:56] - Weekly Pick Me Up

It's time to brushin’ up on the dating game— say goodbye to rulebooks and hello to reality. In this episode, Kim learns The Art of Dating from New York fashion insider & dating connoisseur, Nichole Alabi. Nichole breaks down why people who say their “dating with intention” are PSYCHOs and the top 3 reasons you are 100% unrejectable. She shares the absolute worst traits of a wing woman and why you should avoid traveling in packs like a contestant on The Bachelor. Nichole still believes in dating apps and reveals her certified approach to making the first move(irl). Kim’s biggest takeaway this week? You’re looking for a partner, not a p*rn st*r.

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• [04:12] - Define Dating
• [13:33] - Stop "Dating With Intention"
• [23:47] - Zero Fear of Rejection
• [38:19] -  Worlds Worst Wing Women
• [40:55] - Dating Apps are GOOD
• [50:28] - Make The First Move
• [1:20:31] - Open Relationship, Anyone?

Is it finally time to overthrow the system? In this episode, Kim dives into the world of Relationship Anarchy, sans black eyeliner, car fires and sharp edges. She has a love-hate relationship with the incels that make her posts go viral and reveals her most desperate moment when she unknowingly dated a French arms dealer. Kim may or may not be recovering from a melatonin addiction, but is certainly still in bed with Matcha, her kryptonite, and considers whether it might actually be a non-conventional laxative. Her biggest takeaway this week? If his Raya profile says “ENM”, swipe “LEF”…T

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• [02:22] - Matcha Mami
• [05:20] - Melatonin Cocktail
• [07:15] - Women are from Venus, Men are from HELL
• [10:21] - I Muted Everyone
• [16:57] - Relationship Anarchy
• [25:48] - Confession Session
• [37:53] - Weekly Pick Me Up

Take several seats because class is in session with the Founder & CEO of Amalia Consulting, Samira Amalia Ibrahim. In this episode, Kim learns How To Be a Boss from London party girl turned global Fashion & Media PR maven. Samira breaks down what it takes to fuel your way to the top and reveals the secret to making hard decisions in the game of life. The almost housewife-turned-CEO unpacks why she left the ring and the castle to build her own. Samira shares the inevitable challenges she faced re-designing her life and spills the #1 reason you have got to stop asking people what they do for work. Kim’s biggest takeaway? you don't have to read a book cover to cover. 

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• [03:04] - Party Girl Turned PR Queen
• [07:49] - You Need Fuel to Jet Set
• [12:54] - Not-So Housewife
• [25:52] - From The Ground Up
• [31:48] - Read Something 
• [41:12] - Red Light, Green Light
• [51:23] - Certified Tip For The Girls

Buckle up! You’re in for some hard truths and all the things Instagram filters won’t tell you. In this episode, Kim is joined by her Big Sister, Ashleynicole, for a reality check on mommyhood, marriage & “missing out.” Ashley breaks down the mysteries of pregnancy, the secret to intention setting, and why everyone needs to slow the f**k down. She unpacks how to keep it real with your friends and how to tell when your friends aren't keeping it real with you.  She emphasizes the power of independence, because sometimes, just like a purse, you gotta put your friends back in their dustbags. Ashley wants the girls to stop being hysterical about men and shares her top 3 Green Flags for a lifelong partner. Kim’s biggest takeaway? If a man offers you crumbs, leave. 

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• [02:56] - Wife-y to Momm-y
• [12:50] - This is Not Build-A-Husband 
• [18:03] - Girls Are Haters
• [33:00] - Friendship Red Flags
• [55:02] - Stop Collecting Crumbs 
• [1:01:00] - Top 3 Dating Green Flags 
• [1:05:00] - Certified Tip For The Girls

Have you ever looked at a man and wondered… What is going on in his head? In this episode, Kim is joined by media personality Jeremy Hecht for a game of “is the bar really in hell?” Jeremy breaks down the shame that comes with cheating and why you should never invite 2 girls over past 12 AM. He unpacks male performance anxiety and tells the guys to stop talking up their “BDE”. The duo gets into unrealistic standards and Jeremy explains why you’ll probably be #2 if you’re with a successful man. They’re both dealing with jealousy, but vow that no reaction is the best reaction, your man should stop liking bikini pics, and checking the “Following” list on IG is imperative. Kim’s biggest takeaway? Pay attention to how you catch a guy's attention. 

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• [15:51] - Cheaters Anonymous
• [34:33] - Unpacking Male Sexuality 
• [47:18] - Don’t Fake the BDE
• [1:03:36] - Your Man Won’t Have It All
• [1:29:11] - No Simp Zone
• [1:52:44] - Red Light, Green Light
• [2:06:09] - Certified Tip For The Girls

If you break this man's heart he might produce a show about you. In this episode, Kim is joined by photographer and New York native Relly aka Disposable Relly for a deep dive into love found and love lost. His photography captures quintessential New York nightlife, and his new show Bodega Flowers & Seltzer Water will capture your heart… or rather, what’s left of it. Relly chronicles the stages of a lover boy being publicly vulnerable about his anxieties, heartbreaks, and traumas. He’s gone rogue in the best way and is no stranger to virtually reaching out to his exes by posting old photos, intimate text messages, and love letters in the form of Instagram captions. Kim’s biggest takeaway? Stop weaponizing honesty.

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• [04:50] - Bodega Flowers & Seltzer Water
• [06:22] - Ex No.1
• [14:35] - Meet Ren
• [28:02] - Ghosted
• [32:14] - The Text Messages
• [45:10] - Sad boy or F*k boy
• [53:11] - Certified Tip For The Girls 

Stop crying over broke men. In this episode, Kim is joined by attorney and TikTok's favorite 'Big Sis,' Sahar Khorram, also known as SisTalksWithSahar, for a lesson on how to succeed as a woman in a man's world. Consider this the Girl's Guide to Succeeding in Life. Sahar breaks down why Mr. Almost isn't Mr. Right, and why historically, women cannot rely on men. So, stay on your P's and Q's. If you're a girl in a secure relationship, Sahar advises that unless you're planning to open a bakery, stop baking bread and start stacking your bread. She teaches the power of prenups and how to tell a man that his free subscription period with you has ended. Kim's biggest takeaway? Infidelity clauses are BS.

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• [09:01] - Husband Number One
• [22:12] - How To Be A High-Value Woman
• [35:52] - Equality is Bulls**t
• [45:59] - Don’t Be a Leech
• [55:34] - The Power of Prenups
• [1:03:48] - Red Light, Green Light
• [1:11:56] - Certified Tip For The Girls

It's about time we felt the love! In this episode, Kim recaps the last six months of rolling out Rich Little Brokegirls and the loneliness that comes with hard work. She's now 26 and ready to relax into her femininity, find a partner, and share the next years of her life with genuine friends. She opens up about how the feeling of success is fleeting and emphasizes the importance of having good people in your corner. While she used to champion long-distance relationships, she now pleads with the girls to think thrice. Kim spills the tea on what she's looking for in her next relationship and how her unintentional celibacy turned intentional. Her biggest takeaway? Ten months without sex really make you look at men for who they are...

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• [02:16] - Birthday Recap
• [09:56] - Life is Hard
• [25:31] - The Steam Room
• [34:51] - I’m Not Your Baby
• [36:31] - The Ideal Candidate
• [41:40] - Long Distance Kills
• [45:52] - No Sex, No Problem

There's no excuse for being stupid. In this episode, Kim unpacks how to NOT make new friends and is beyond done with vapid friendship requests. She's focused on connecting and reconnecting with genuine people and may or may not be a sapiosexual! Kim opens up about how she manages her anxious attachment style and accepts her crazy thoughts but won't tolerate stupid behavior. She doesn't hold back on your confessions and urges the girls who break "girl code" to get spiritually exorcised. Kim spills the tea on why Samantha Jones was right about the diamond ring. Her biggest takeaway? If it's personally meaningful, don't let him buy it for you.

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• [00:27] - Wax On, Wax Off
• [04:10] - How NOT to Make Friends
• [14:14] - Crazy, Not Stupid
• [18:46] - Confession Session
• [29:40] - Get Verified IRL
• [34:02] - Don’t Let Him Buy It
• [39:37] - Weekly Pick Me Up

Lesson #1: Bet on Yourself. In this episode, Kim is joined by Kandace Banks, the creator of TikTok's viral series, #ThanksKandaceBanks, for a lesson on milking your resources. Consider this the blueprint for leaving your job and chasing your dreams. Kandace shares how she utilized a 9-to-5 to fund her passion and maximized every single moment. From her days as an underpaid and overworked fashion intern to achieving 5 million views on her latest finale, Kandace is the Queen of trusting the process. Gone are the days of working like Andy Sachs in The Devil Wears Prada—now she’s spilling all the tea. Kim's biggest takeaway? Everyone girl needs delusional self-confidence.

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• [03:43] - New Beginnings
• [12:47] - Who Is Kandace Banks
• [23:23] - How To Make Friends
• [27:24] - The Devil Wears Prada 
• [50:08] -  Inside #ThanksKandaceBanks
• [1:10:17] - Red Light, Green Light
• [1:21:00] - Certified Tip For The Girls

From Party Girls to Beauty Insiders: In this episode, Kim is joined by Sabrina Sade and Jade Beguelin, the founders of 4AM Skin, to compare notes on the social dance of starting a business. After a shot of tequila at a 2019 Art Basel party, 4AM was born, and apart from its cult following, it has since been featured in Vogue, W Magazine, and Business Insider. The founders swear by the importance of leveraging relationships, putting in the work before “the ask,” and sometimes being a little cringe. Sabrina and Jade want you to spend less time seeking advice and more time taking it. They unpack wild beauty secrets and caution against weight loss trends (reference: Linda Evangelista vs. CoolSculpting). All three ladies share a collective disdain for the Instagram "Story Like" feature, and Jade believes that whoever created this feature hates women and should be fired, immediately! Kim's biggest takeaway? Choose the lab-grown diamond if it means securing the Miami apartment.

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• [06:20] - WTF is Morpheus 8?
• [04:10] - A Party Girl & Med Student Go To Art Basel
• [27:50] - Relationships are EVERYTHING!
• [1:01:36] - Don’t Go To a Derm for Filler
• [1:02:46] - Overrated Beauty Trends
• [1:18:27] - Red Light, Green Light
• [1:44:36] Certified Tip For The Girls

Relationships are everything. In this episode, Kim opens up about feeling stuck, stressed, and stagnant, and how trusting the process and putting yourself in positions to meet connectors is the ultimate aid. Spoiler alert: it landed her a new gig! She takes a trip down memory lane and recalls her 16-year-old lesson about why you should never buy a man a tangible gift. Summer is finally here, and Kim's questioning when Soho House became The Hunger Games and how making friends will get you far in life... and a bed at the Dumbo pool. Kim spills the tea on her Hinge horror story and will likely not be making a return to the app. Her biggest takeaway? Anyone who wants to fall in love "quickly" is certifiably insane.

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• [03:35] - Stop Buying Men Gifts
• [13:05] - Women at WERK
• [18:56] - New Friends = New Opportunities
• [33:58] - Soho House or Hunger Games?
• [45:05] - Hinge HORROR Story
• [52:52] - Slow Down, Kids
• [56:00] - Weekly Pick Me Up

Stop idolizing skinny people on the internet. In this episode, Kim is joined by former Wilhelmina Model, Marta Montana, for a look inside the world of Body Dysmorphia. From counting calories to counting the hours between meals, Marta battled with a toxic fixation on her silhouette. When she started earning a living from the image in the mirror, her fixation took a dark turn. She was left alone and obsessed with a narcissistic view of "Self-Love," which she believed to be superficial and always out of touch. Women, by and large, have a complicated relationship with food and eating disorders. Marta unpacks how to get rid of the dangerous vision boarding, the Instagram point system, and superficial accolades. From being stuck in her reflection to starting a 501c3 to connect women struggling with body image, Marta wants girls to write down their pain points and work through them. Kim's biggest takeaway? Stop trying to look the part.

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• [07:09] - Full Throttle Model
• [16:08] - I Need Validation
• [23:57] - Get Work or Get Dropped
• [39:00] - Be Honest With Yourself
• [56:45] - Self-Love is Superficial
• [1:10:47] - Red Light, Green Light
• [1:16:20] - Certified Tip For The Girls

College dropout turned CEO: In this episode, Kim revisits a Summer 2022 conversation with her friend and fellow female founder, Akilah Releford Gould. From mixing face masks in her dorm room to building Mary Louise Cosmetics, Akilah breaks down the power of gratitude. Kim gets all the details on Akilah's engagement to music executive Andrew Gould and takes a look inside their love story. They get into some dm-worthy questions, and Akilah shares her tips on attracting the perfect partner in a big city. Kim's biggest takeaway a year later? Don't forget to date yourself.

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Wake up! America has a loneliness problem. In this episode, Kim is joined by fellow podcaster and master of thought, Gabriel Ornelas, for a lesson on healing through relationships. Consider this your sign to move past "what can you do for me" relationships and build lasting connections. From his days as the cool kid in Hollywood to maturing through deep self-work, Gabriel shares the power of authenticity and the importance of allowing people to see you for who you truly are. It’s no secret that genuine vulnerability is hard, but if you’re seeking a romantic relationship, it’s time to get vulnerable and understand the difference between sex and intimacy. Gabriel urges the girls to buckle up and get in the driver's seat of relationships because, after all, the givers win every time. Kim’s biggest takeaway? On the topic of dating... Women are in control.

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• [06:14] - Why Do You Need Validation?
• [26:13] - Get in the Driver’s Seat
• [34:27] - Heal Through Relationships
• [39:10] - Sex vs. Intimacy
• [1:11:39] - Avoid Digital Junk Food
• [1:22:42] - Shut Up and Listen
• [1:26:11] - Certified Tip For The Girls

Welcome to Sad Girl City. Kim has fully embraced "F*K LOVE" core and invites you to join her trauma bonding session. Just kidding, she's a certified hypocrite, and with fall in full swing, the city is teeming with young, hot, successfuls, and she's once again ready to fall for someone's unhealed son. Kim confronts her relationship with food, liars, and the first-date-to-sex pipeline that desperados impose on young, vulnerable college-aged women. No, sir, you can't buy me a drink and then bend me over. Have you listened to "Your Brain On Love" yet? Kim dives deep into Dr. Stan Tatkin's research on your brain chemistry when you're infatuated with someone. Spoiler alert: nature wants you to be dumb and in love. Kim's biggest takeaway? Men are still liars.

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• [00:01] Welcome to Sad Girl City
• [02:29] Fingers Crossed I Have a Gay Son
• [07:05] Men are Still Liars
• [11:45]  My Relationship With Food SUCKS
• [24:12] First-date-to-sex pipeline
• [34:25] Your Brain on Love
• [46:43] Weekly Pick Me Up

“The b*** is out of the bag,” and it's officially time to GROW UP! In this episode, Kim is joined by the original fashion girl, Brittany Hampton, for a lesson on finding confidence amidst the chaos. You may know her from the early-2000s cult classic, House of DVF, but it's time to get to know the woman behind the iconic personality. In Brittany’s world, there's no room for faking it; you either have a seat at the table or you don't; and securing that invitation takes work. These days cutting people off is considered "self-care," but Brittany wants the girls to reconsider because burning sturdy bridges is never a good idea. She shares her secret to hitting snooze on the haters and hitting send to amend with old friends. Kim's biggest takeaway? Control your insecurities, or they will control you.

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• [05:33] - The B**** Is Out of The Bag
• [21:37] - Unpacking Your Insecurities
• [44:38] - Faking It Doesn’t Make It
• [50:50] - "Send" = Your Next Opportunity 
• [1:08:33] - Call Your Old Friends
• [1:23:58] - Red Light, Green Light
• [1:37:18] - Certified Tip for the Girls

Everyone is skin and bones thin… Kim coins it as the pregnant Bella Swan era, sickly, grim, and frail. While this next question may sound tone-deaf and insensitive, she wonders if modeling agencies will start feeding the models Ozempic. If alcohol is a public health crisis, then New Yorkers are the Walking Drunk. Kim vows to clean up on the cocktails for dinner frontier and finally accepts being mistaken as an alcoholic every time she turns down a drink… but don't call her sober; she’s just “not drinking tonight…” Emily O'berg, the founder of Sporty & Rich, has one reason to hate us [Insert the “Marry Filthy Rich" T-shirt]… Kim unpacks what went down or, rather, didn’t go down in the DMs. Kim’s biggest takeaway? According to the Beauty Margin of Error, we’re all supermodels.

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• [02:18] - Alcohol is the New Cigarette
• [09:05] - Be Nice, Mind Your Business
• [16:58] - Pregnant Bella Swan Era
• [23:58] - Don’t Feed The Models Ozempic
• [26:51] - Beauty Margin of Era
• [28:41] - Can Poo.. Save You?
• [31:15] - WTF is a Coffee Enema

Pretty privilege is not inflation-proof! In this episode, Kim details her plan to count her blessings and stack her coins. She's focused on finding herself again, and by finding herself, she means the manic, 6am rising, workaholic version. She's been a little too quiet lately! Kim opens up about how her cleaning lady robbed her in broad daylight and then gave her a lesson on heavy metals and cancer… Gone are the days of getting ready for hours to have dinner with a stranger; the girls are now Stack Dating and treating men like errands! Kim doesn't hold back on your confessions and urges the girls to stop giving away their ME Time. She spills the tea on why short women need to save short kings and start being a little more realistic with the gene pool. Kim's biggest takeaway? MAKE MORE MONEY.

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• [05:12] - Stress Kills
• [14:37] - Count your Blessing and Stack your Coins
• [26:03] - Apparently Deodorant Kills Too…
• [30:43] - Confession Session
• [37:48] - Stack Dating
• [47:15] - Save Short Kings
• [51:01] - Weekly Pick Me Up

Meet the Real Sisters of Beverly Hills! In this episode, Kim is joined by Celine and Joline Nehoray, the founders of Beverly Hills Lingerie, for a lesson on keeping it real and spotting the fakes. Born and raised in the land of housewives and bombshells, this duo powered their beauty and brains to build a business grounded in unapologetic confidence and femininity. Celine & Joline could draft the manual on self-alignment, defining your morals and values, and meticulously curating your inner circle. Hollywood may dazzle with glitz and glam, but they implore the girls not to be easily impressed. Bad boys are bad news, “Resident-Wifey” Joline wishes more women would get over the charm of the chase. Kim’s biggest takeaway? If people are intimidated by you, you’re in the wrong room.   

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• [03:36] - Family Business
• [13:30] - Beverly Hills Born & Raised 
• [19:06] - Spotting The Fakes 
• [30:40] - Self-Alignment is Key
• [28:51] - You Can Sell Anything!
• [42:22] - Bad Boys are Bad News
• [53:30] - Certified Tip For The Girls

Sure, I could pretend like my life is perfect, but it's f**king not. I feel failure, I compare myself, and I can be insecure. I may know exactly where I want to go, but I have no f**king clue how to get there. Life is hard, and the highlight reel represents only a fraction of the struggles and challenges we face every day. I am excessively distressed, moving from one problem to the next—and while they may be first-world problems, they're still our problems, and we find purpose through each challenge we take on. I wish I had it all figured out, but I don't, and I don't think I ever will. I'll tell you when I feel broken, and I'll tell you when I feel on top of the world. If I'm going to share my highs, I'm sure as hell taking you to the depths of my lows. So buckle in because this sounds like a page out of my diary...

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Here lies the body of the Rich Little Brokegirl who said the New York Subway changed her. After being burned, skinned, and then eaten up by New York's finest, it's been the best week of my life! This week, I learned that New York is the safest city in the world. A city where men do not harass women for merely existing, and as long as you mind your business, you can hop on the subway in your sexiest, flashiest form, and the men down under will respect your space and privacy. Catcall? Men don’t do that here. Pestering? They would never! In New York, all a woman needs is zero eye contact, resting b*tch face, an illegal taser, and pepper spray, and she is set for success! So get those tits, ass, and Chanel out, ladies, and head on down to your local train stop!

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Stop doing mental gymnastics... In this episode, Kim reminds the girls that if he didn't text you "Merry Christmas," he probably doesn't like you. She talks all things finding the perfect dress for her Naughty or Nice Holiday party and finally understands why Laquan Smith makes dresses for Lori Harvey and women on Ozempic—If you have even the slightest pooch, a Laquan design will FIND IT like a woman Googling a man before the first date. The moral of the story: you want to be the center of attention, not the pooch of attention. Kim loves meeting internet people IRL, but the truth is, you can be the coolest person online, but if your personality sucks... You suck. Once again, Matcha proves to be her drug of choice, while others prefer horse tranquilizer on a casual night out. Kim’s biggest takeaway? Don’t let the bartender recommend a “local” tequila when you live in New York.

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It’s 2024, and Kim has one thing to say to the haters, the naysayers, and the “Mad Sad Hags & Brads”… EAT CAKE (or starve, whichever comes first)! In this episode, Kim has a pressing question for The Desperados: is it Eat The Rich or Marry Rich? Because the same delulus that vehemently detest Oprah Winfrey for her riches think they can walk into The Baccarat Hotel and pick up a husband… BFFR. After a much-needed reality check, Kim has finally come to terms with the fact that she is not and will never be Marie Kondo. So OUT this year is cleaning, and IN this year is a better relationship with her cleaning lady. Maybe now she’ll have time to work out, since her only goal in life these days is to look good naked. Her biggest takeaway? This year we’re not asking for what we want; we’re taking what we deserve.

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• [01:41] - International Pop Star
• [04:14] - Apparently “Oprah” is a Trigger Word
• [10:57] - I’m Never Cleaning Again
• [20:40] - Words of The Year
• [25:59] - Confession Session
• [37:48] - Hottie Laws of 2024
• [46:39] - Weekly Pick Me Up

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Welcome to “The Deep End,” a new series where we dive deep into the essence of fearless women. 

Meet Estée Lalonde, founder of the self-care brand MIRROR WATER and OG “YouTuber.” As a Canadian girl living in the UK, she set her sights on vulnerable vlogging long before it became a hashtag. Twelve years later, she has won the hearts of over a million subscribers and continues to grow her platform. Like many of us, Estée shares in the experience of not-so-healthy relationships, but over the years, she has wisely learned to leave the unfulfilling cycle in the past. These days, she intentionally cultivates her most secure relationship with her now partner and soon-to-be husband. She doesn't shy away from asking for what she wants in romantic relationships and will employ the power of ultimatums if absolutely necessary. From never feeling quite good enough to accepting the duality of depression and the pressure to achieve perfection, Estée tells all in "The Deep End."

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This is for the hopelessly romantic girls.  The girls who watch 2-hours of 'The Notebook' just to hear Noah say, “If you're a bird, I'm a bird”. The Certified Lover Girls. The girls who wear their hearts on their sleeves and believe that Prince Charming is out there! While Kim practices “Quiet Dating”: the art of zipping it and shutting the f***k up... In this episode, she encourages the girls to put themselves out there while getting real about their insecurities and fears of love. In the words of Maya Angelou, words are spells so for all the single-pringles and situationship-mamis out there, please stop saying “Dating Sucks”... you’ll only find evidence to support it. We all know that love makes the world go round, but tough love keeps the girls on top— Kim employs the Certified Lover Girls to be disciplined in what they want and stop letting men persuade them to accept anything less. Her biggest takeaway? You’re not an FBI agent; stop looking for trouble.

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Slap my ass and call me “Becky!” Either I’m a white girl, or someone needs to admit the education system failed them... I’ll place bets on the latter. I’M ALIVE!!! There’s no such thing as a “stay-at-home girlfriend” over here, so it’s back to the mic for SlimKim. Did everyone bump their heads and forget that Ch**a is an adversary and funds the special interests of R**sia? I love TikTok, too, but I’ll pull out my nationalist card for this one. Sell the clock app or GET TF OUT, bcc: all the American social platforms banned in the communist state. I’m officially 27, and my favorite lesson thus far is “Sex is power,” so please stop sneaky linking and thinking your internet voodoo will make him fall in love with you— It’s not gonna happen. My biggest takeaway this week? You can’t live in chaos and expect to be your best self.

Timestamps for you <3

• [01:16] - Time’s Up TikTok 
• [03:50] - "You Talk Like a White Girl"
• [07:04] - Birthday Behavior
• [15:13] - 27 & Thriving Lessons
• [20:56] - What is Dope?
• [27:50] - Trad Wives are IN
• [29:52] -  Weekly Pick Me Up

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In this episode, Kim is joined by comedian and fellow struggle-prenuer, Sumner Sykes, for a conversation that is bound to get one of them canceled. Sumner is a Not-So Golden Gay and admits he’ll kiss a woman but draws the line at buying her a drink... not in this economy. Kim comes clean about her “terrible teens” and recalls her sleepless nights in wake of the Twitter Slur Hunt. They unpack the racial reckoning, and Sumner details what it was like protesting for Black Lives in Bridgehampton... the call was coming from inside the house! Low credit line? No worries, you can skip rent and reallocate those funds for a European summer. Kim and Sumner unpack how Grindr is like Domino’s, Elizabeth Holmes is MOTHER, and they can’t quite understand how Latinos get away with saying the N-word. Kim’s biggest takeaway? Black women can’t be canceled.


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• [13:57] - Not-so Golden Gay
• [19:00] - Struggle-Prenuers
• [24:10] - Stop Paying Rent
• [28:02] - Twitter Slur Hunt
• [58:13] - Not Nikita Dragun
• [40:43] - Is That B** Canceled?
• [1:13:47] - Certified Tip For The Girls

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Kim has one thing to say: children are a threat to your survival. Since entering her late 20s, she finally gets why most metropolitan women don’t have kids until 35. When they call it the biggest sacrifice, they mean it. After spending the majority of Q1 in LA and having a girls' night out in West Hollywood, Kim can definitively say, “LA Men are Different”... those sharks need water, and there’s no drought in sight. It’s true, selfish people live longer, and surrogates save lives. Kim unpacks your wildest confessions; In short, unless he’s the CEO, single, and you’re prepared to exit the company—leave the office romance alone. Making new friends is hard, but Kim’s here to help with her foolproof method for branding yourself as a social butterfly! Her biggest takeaway? If someone doesn't care, neither should you.

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• [00:42] - The Great Escape
• [10:33] - Men in LA are Piranhas
• [18:50] - Selfish People Live Longer
• [23:54] - How To Make Friends
• [31:55] - Confession Session
• [45:18] - Weekly Pick Me Up

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Welcome to “The Deep End,” a special series where we dive deep into the essence of fearless women.

Meet Nia Renée Hill, an actor, producer, and fine dining aficionado. She grew up in the entertainment business; her father is an entertainment maven, so the world of glitz and glam is nothing new to her. From acting to producing, Nia has always had a passion for the business but ran into a few bumps finding her footing. Then she met Bill, Bill Burr, that is, a big-time comedian and actor. Nia was 25, and Bill was 35, and at the time, she had no idea who he would become.

As her family grew and Bill’s career blew up, Nia leaned into the Housewife life, managing the household, the kids, and the husband. But after some time, she realized she could route her work ethic, privilege, and meticulously selected team to also support her dreams. In this next chapter, Nia is putting her career center stage and taking her audience along for the ride. Let’s welcome her to the show.

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Hot take? Closure is Bullsh*t. Welcome to Kim’s lesson on self-preservation. Rule #1: Stop begging the person who hurt you to heal you. Rule #2: The best way to “find” someone new is to stop hooking up with randoms. According to the streets, the girls are still losing sleep over men who refuse to define their relationship(yikes!). Kim’s advice? Close your legs to provisional men! Thanks to hookup culture, the girls forgot that s*x is power and should make you feel empowered— not desperate and alone. BIG NEWS! Kim is officially a free agent and no longer watches “The Devil Wears Prada” every week as a corporate coping mechanism. She now watches “Becoming Anna Delvey” to keep her motivated on her entrepreneurial journey! Her biggest takeaway? Never quit your side hustle for your 9-5.

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• [01:06] - The Job Breakup
• [06:57] - Edibles are edible?
• [13:00] - Tulum Chronicles
• [20:23] - “I'm Busy” Wars
• [23:11] - Closure is BS
• [25:50] - Let’s Get Celibate!
• [36:12] - Weekly Pick Me Up
  
  

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America is coming for your p*ssy. Do some kegels and tighten up – because p*ssies are back on the ballot, and in the words of the great HRC, It’s time to "mobilize and win.” On the topic of p*ssy, Kim tries to talk sense into what she calls “Tired P*ssies” – a special breed of women who seem ready to be sold at auction. These women are more invested in a man's potential earnings than in capitalizing on their own. They consume stay-at-home situationship content and wish upon a star. Thank God a woman is running for president because, let’s face it, third-wave feminism needs a factory reset – ASAP. Kim digs into America’s history of policing p*ssies, and *surprise surprise*, she finds racism and sexism. As former California prosecutor, attorney general, senator, and current U.S. Vice President, Kamala Harris, launches her campaign against a convicted felon and a man who *checks notes* attacks childless women, the world waits patiently for a Black woman to save democracy. Kim's biggest takeaway? “Hot Girl Harris” is the heroine we need.

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• [00:42] - Back from Rehab!
• [08:50] - Tired P*ssy
• [13:10] - Stay-at-home Situationship
• [14:50] - Presidential P*ssy
• [16:55] - Two Bozos vs. a VP
• [18:36] - Policing P*ssy
• [24:31] - Weekly Pick Me Up

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Be careful… The girls are done playing nice, and they aren’t just standing on business; they’re telling your business—with receipts. Kim may not watch a 50-part series exposing someone for filth, but she’s here for the public spectacle, the shaming, and the forewarning to potential bad actors. It’s like our modern-day guillotine, the final consequence of your actions. In other news, the recent US-Russia prisoner swap got Kim thinking about the time she refused to join a former beau in Moscow, afraid she’d be detained for something arbitrary like smuggling a weave. Becoming a political pawn is not a risk she was willing to take for "love." On the topic of the #hardlaunch, she would rather launch a baby than a boyfriend but agrees if someone looks single online, it's likely intentional. Kim’s biggest takeaway? Don’t underestimate the power of Feminine Rage.

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• [01:54] - Who Is She?
• [04:35] - Thanks, Joe!
• [06:45] - Adieu, Moscow Boo
• [11:46] - #HardLaunch
• [16:09] - Get Mad and Get Even
• [21:09] - Confession Session
• [28:06] - Weekly Pick Me Up

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Down on your luck? Get it together and get outside! In this episode, Kim dives into how her cat-like curiosity has always led to serious strikes of luck and shares how she maximizes her opportunities to get lucky. As a chronically online twenty-something, Kim can’t wrap her head around the internet’s beef with moms. The “don’t worry, at least you’re not a mom” trope is mental AF. If you have to compare yourself to a woman raising an entire human to feel better about yourself, seek help immediately. Kim redefines the “3-month rule.” It’s typically applied to dating, but she thinks you should apply it to everything! Wait 3 months for that “new car” scent to fade before you start planning your road trip to la-la land—from business partners to friendships and everything in between! She takes on your confessions and begs you to stop asking whether or not you're someone's “Dream Girl.” Once again, the girls are giving their power away. The real question is, “Is he your Dream Guy?” Kim’s biggest takeaway? Fall in love with the thing, not the idea of the thing.

Paul Graham Essay "How To Do Great Work"

Timestamps for you <3

[00:43] - Life is Life-ing
[05:33] - Leave Moms Alone
[08:30] - Better Get To Selling
[10:39] - Create Your Own Luck
[22:00] - Are You Motivated by Strength or Struggle?
[25:16] - Confession Session “Am I His Dream Girl?”
[31:15] - Weekly Pick Me Up by Daniell Koepke

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Come one, come all—welcome to Therapy for Control Freaks. Kim wants to be crystal f*cking clear: being in control is a superpower. In fact, the sooner you recognize that you are in control of the direction of your life and solely responsible for your trajectory, the sooner you’ll see that control isn't about being an inconsiderate b*tch—it’s about aligning your goals with your decisions. Kim is done contributing to the conversation that suggests your life revolves around anyone but yourself and implores the girls to take back their power and recenter themselves—because despite the tempting promises, the only person who can give you the world is YOU. It’s true... there’s a cost to being a 'side hustler,' and in a 9-to-5 world, that means being penalized by the powers that be—so keep your ambitions cute and, most importantly, mute. Kim’s biggest takeaway? When sh*t hits the fan, all you have is what you own.

Timestamps for you <3

[00:44] - From LA With Love
[03:56] - You’re The Center of Your World
[06:05] - Therapy for Control Freaks
[15:33] - Not Impressed: “LA Ubers”
[19:48] - Side Hustlers Anonymous
[25:38] - Confession Session: “Be Selfish”
[30:53] - Weekly Pick Me Up by Briana Wiest

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Fall is coming, and young women everywhere will flock to dating apps in search of “Prince Charming.” In this episode, Kim urges the girls to slow down... Before meeting a complete stranger you have absolutely no connection to, please, GOOGLE HIM. She could write a book titled “How to Catch a Criminal,” but instead, Kim is sharing the dating horror story that forced her to grow up and taught her a valuable lesson at the age of 18: things aren't always as they seem. From wining and dining to wire fraud and federal court cases, nearly 10 years later, Kim is unpacking details and documents about a man who targets unsuspecting victims. This is a cautionary tale of what happens when you’re young, dumb, and too scared to speak up and ask questions. Kim’s biggest takeaway? Not every man is a predator, but there are men who prey—just like the one who preyed on her…

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In this episode, Kim is joined by the force that is Stefanie Sword-Williams, Founder and Author of F*ck Being Humble “Why Self-Promotion Isn't a Dirty Word,” for a conversation that is bound to get you to get your sh*t together. Stef is a no-excuses type of girl and Kim’s parasocial shaman for all things speaking up, standing out, and demanding what you deserve. Kim spends most of the episode at a complete loss for words, trying to digest the absolute nukes of advice Stef drops. They unpack what to do if you’re struggling with confidence, the importance of proving your value to yourself, and a massive mistake you should avoid at all costs! Like the Rich Little Brokegirls ethos, Stefanie also believes in the power of good girlfriends and urges women to ask each other for advice and insights because we are wired to help. Kim’s biggest takeaway? Niches are cute, but don’t let them limit you.

Watch Stef's Speech: "How to Find What You Value"

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From “Horse Teeth” to Hate Trains, the world has tried to humble Kim, but this b*tch won’t die. She wasn’t born with a silver spoon in her mouth, but she was born with a gold bar up her ass and came into the world screaming, “I’M THAT GIRL.” In this episode, Kim outlines her formula for building and rebuilding confidence and defines confidence as believing the sh*t that comes out of your mouth by proving to yourself you’re not full of it. Whispers like “she’s so full of herself” are nothing new for a girl who would rather be full of herself than the insecurities they’re selling online. Kim teaches the girls how to close the gap between who you think you are and who you actually are. Because saying you’re “that girl” and actually being “that girl” are not the same, and building confidence happens as you become her. She wants to remind you that being an outsider is likely your superpower because, by definition, outsiders are outliers—and most successful people are exactly that. Kim’s biggest takeaway? In the words of Toni Morrison, “You are your best thing.”

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In this episode, Kim is joined by Romantha Botha, the fearless producer and host of the South African docuseries Sex & Pleasure. Romantha doesn’t shy away from anything, and this is the kind of conversation that will make you question everything. Romantha explains that love has been sold to women as a fantasy and to men as a responsibility, challenging women to stop forcing ill-fitted men into their “fairytale.” Love, she argues, can't be controlled, and people aren't as compatible as they think. From unpacking your beliefs around monogamy, fidelity, and sexuality… nothing is off the table. Romantha offers practical tips for how women can communicate their needs around sex, love, and pleasure — and overcome the shame of having needs and asking for them to be met. Kim’s biggest takeaway? If you want honesty, you need to create a soft landing for people to be honest.

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Hail Martha, full of grace, the game is with thee. In this episode, Kim dives into the world of Martha Stewart, America’s first self-made female billionaire and self-proclaimed “intolerable perfectionist & absolute control freak”—a woman after her own heart. From prison to PJs (meaning: private jets), Martha is the blueprint for all things money, power, and respect. Kim is NOT impressed with undecided—scratch that—unmotivated voters, because if everyone has an asshole, everyone has an opinion on the leader of the free world. And let’s face it, if voting didn’t matter, why are they burning ballot boxes? Needless to say, we need a post-election group therapy session. Kim’s biggest takeaway? Martha Stewart is Mother.

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White women have been incredible allies to the progressive movement, but for the next four years, White women need to focus on White women. It’s time for our White sisters to find one band, one sound, because 45% isn’t cutting it. In sharp contrast, Black women understood the assignment this election and delivered it flawlessly, and Jewish women weren’t far behind. We need White women to cross party lines and release their community from the shackles of misogyny, misinformation, and make-believe. In case the exit polls didn’t spell it out: 53% of your fav “internet besties” support MAGA, and a silent majority of their followers do too. I recommend crying yourself to sleep and then thinking long and hard about why you’re so surprised. The silver lining in last week’s catastrophe? The undeniable reality that Black women are the most organized demographic in America and the backbone of the Democratic party. Now that’s power.

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Welcome to The First Wives Club! In this episode, Kim is joined by commercial real estate powerhouse and star of the Netflix original Owning Manhattan, Jade Shenker. From divorce to “F*ck You,” Jade is a no-nonsense kind of woman. Like a true Upper East Sider, she learned the art of business from her father, who owns much of the East Village, and the art of seduction from her mother, a waitress turned housewife. Jade dares the girls to unlock the doors that being a woman can open—while always balancing beauty, access, and business. She knows firsthand that getting cheated on sucks, but in the words of the late Ivana Trump: “Don’t get mad, get everything.” Kim’s biggest takeaway? Build a legacy no man can touch.

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In this episode, Kim sits down with Maryjane Fahey, the founder of Glorious Broads, for a masterclass on becoming the "man" you think you need. At 74, with one marriage and a long-term partnership behind her, Maryjane makes no apologies: she doesn’t want a man living with her—because, truth be told, the sex is better when he has to go home eventually. And to all the young twenty-somethings: forget fixing your boyfriend; it’s time to fix yourself. Maryjane shares the importance of having a community of what she calls “Career b*tches”—women who inspire you and show you what’s possible. She’s all about learning to say no and locking in. Some parties can wait; building your life can’t. In the end, Maryjane’s advice is simple: have a lot of sex, have a lot of fun, and make a lot of money. Kim’s biggest takeaway? Don’t put your boyfriend first.

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Welcome to BJs Are for BFs, a special series for women who know their worth and do less to prove it. In this 3-part series, Kim is joined by Dini, New York's fav matchmaker and founder of Sitch, a new dating platform, for a conversation on letting him come to you. Ask yourself… Are you giving too much for too little? Offering "girlfriend" perks before you've even gotten a "good morning" text? Women are bending over backward, playing the "cool girl", the “go with the flow” girl, and guess what? It's not working. Kim & Dini break down how to meet him in the wild, the art of letting him know you’re interested, and giving him the opportunity to chase you. Because, like they always say, “if he’s not chasing you, he’s chasing someone else.”

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Welcome back to “BJs Are for BFs,” the final episode of our special series for women who know their worth and do less to prove it. Kim is joined once again by Dini, New York’s favorite matchmaker and founder of Sitch, and today they're talking all about what happens after the first date. How do you maintain your power, avoid the “cool girl” trap, and make sure he’s putting in the effort to show he’s serious? Because, as the girls like to say, “If he’s not chasing you, he’s chasing someone else.” Remember, this is a rule-of-thumb guide to help you navigate the dating game like a pro. You won’t get it perfect every time—but it never hurts to try!

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HAPPY… Nevermind. New Year, Same B*tch. Scratch that: New Year, Better B*tch. For her first episode of 2025, Kim unpacks her tried-and-true “10 Things Every Girl Needs” list—from the basics, like a brain, to the more esoteric, like a vision for your life that’s independent of anyone and everyone. Something about 2024 brought out the jealousy in a lot of HOs—but trust Kim to deliver a right-on-time NEWSFLASH: Jealousy is the sister of desire. So that girl you think you hate? You actually want to skin her and wear her like fur. Welcome to the year of FOCUS. And if you’re listening to this episode as a form of procrastination, stop. Kim’s biggest takeaway? You only have about 4,000 weeks to live—use them wisely.

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In this episode, Kim sits down with Horace Gold, a multi-hyphenate artist and actor, for a long-overdue reminder: you don’t need therapy; you need to stop lying. As a social experiment, Horace would like everyone to take a deep breath, tone down the “main character” theatrics, and recognize that you’re not a victim—it’s not about you. Kim and Horace share a mutual disdain for moral superiority and performative activism. For the record, you’re not “cool” because you learned about the latest tragedy before everyone else. Their advice? Organize a town hall or STFU. From conservative roots to liberal new beginnings, Horace reflects on the perfect storm that freed him from a dark future as a MAGA boy. Kim’s biggest takeaway? Believe it or not, everyone thinks they're on the right side of history.

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Meet Danielle Robay—Founder & Host of PRETTYSMART and Question Everything. She’s built a career on curiosity, deep conversations, and daring to ask the questions most people avoid. But before the polished interviews and viral soundbites, there was the leap—the uneasy, what-if moment we all face before betting on ourselves.

A lot of us know Danielle as the sharp mind behind PRETTYSMART or one of the bright faces of Hello Sunshine, but in this episode, you’re going to meet her as a friend—and as a woman who knows firsthand that if you build it, they will come. Breaking through limiting beliefs and taking the risks that lead to quantum leaps, Danielle knows the work never stops.

From the anxieties of the hustle to the ease of finally figuring it out—Danielle tells all in "The Deep End."

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In this episode, Kim sits down with Suzanne Lambert, the self-proclaimed Liberal Regina George, for a reminder in these unserious times: don’t get mad—get mean. Once a conservative princess and President of the Young Republicans, Suzanne has since traded pearl-clutching for b*tch-slapping. Now, she’s here to spill the tea on America’s latest identity crisis and favorite pastime: hypocrisy—aka praying the gay away until it’s time to come out of the closet.

From glucose grifters like Matt Gaetz to the biggest clowns in politics, Kim and Suzanne break down who’s running the circus. And despite popular opinion, America loves rich people. They unpack why you can’t rebrand sexism as DEI and why the loudest pro-lifers always seem to need “a little vacation.” Kim’s biggest takeaway? You’re not a sugar baby if he’s booking you on Spirit.

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2 assassination attempts, 12 tech billionaires, 34 felonies, and 60 (illegal) executive orders later, Republicans are beating us over the head with the Constitution. In this episode, Kim sits down with comedian Sumner Sykes to unpack the Democratic Party’s unfathomable demise—and why we should take a few notes from the right-wing victory lap.

From tax evasion to smash-and-grabs, Beverly Hills to Skid Row, Kim and Sumner leave no American scandal untouched—or uncensored. They debate the ultimate FMK (California, New York, Miami), discuss tipping in Trump’s America, and break down why the right-wing will accept *literally* anyone if the optics pass the vibe check. Plus, an important PSA: if your sink is on your toilet, you cannot afford to live in New York.

Kim’s biggest takeaway? It’s time for the Dems to “listen and learn.”

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Stop prioritizing invisible m*n. In this episode, Kim shares how she’s dating like a dude and compartmentalizing work and play. She’s loosened up on the idea of motherhood—not because she doesn’t want minions, but because it’s OK if she changes her mind. Kim’s in her “witchy era” and, thanks to a care package from Maude, she’s taking manifestation to new heights—and testing out new rituals. She dives into your juicy confessions and reminds the girls that when it comes to cheating (yuck), if a guy’s gonna turn your version of The Notebook into The Hunger Games, you might as well become the gamemaster. Kim encourages the girls to flirt with the world as a way to win favor—and to underpromise and overdeliver as a way to impress. Kim's biggest takeaway? You either play the game, or the game plays you.

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Welcome to Rich Little Reads, a new series for readers and wannabe readers.

Have you read New Methods for Women? This week, Kim sits down with author and serial entrepreneur Sharmadean Reid to unpack her bold manifesto on independence, money, and power. Because power isn’t given, it’s taken—and it starts with rewriting your playbook. Shar breaks down how to avoid the scarcity mindset, choose the front row to your life wisely, and stop making yourself small. They dive into the founder vs. employee mindset, why women need to stop seeking validation from their bosses, and how to focus on “Important Work” instead of just staying busy. 

As for the cost of success… You don’t know it until you pay it—and you might not even want it... So, think you’ll read it?

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He’s not your twin flame — you’re just addicted to chaos. In this episode, Kim sits down with Kris, The Woman Whisperer, to unpack the signs that you're not in love — you're bored, unhealed, and chasing chaos. Together, they break down why women confuse intensity with intimacy, and how the fairytale of being “chosen” has you looking for “The One” in everyone.

From chasing sugar highs to rom-com realities, they reflect on how we’ve been taught to crave fireworks, not peace. Kim and Kris cut into what it really looks like when women stop running and get still — because chaos won’t save you from yourself.

Kim’s biggest takeaway? You can’t self-abandon your way into self-love.

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Welcome to Rich Little Reads, a series for readers and wannabe readers.

This week, Kim sits down with Hollywood legend and powerhouse film producer Will Packer to unpack his new book, Who Better Than You?—a mindset manual meets memoir that reads like a masterclass in confidence, risk, and long-term success.

Will shares how he went from delivering newspapers to producing Think Like a Man, Girls Trip and the Oscars, why "healthy arrogance" is essential, and what it really takes to stay on top once you get there. They get into how to protect your energy, ignore the gatekeepers, and stop waiting for someone to “pick” you. Because the truth is—success doesn’t come from playing it safe. It comes from betting big, acting like you belong, and knowing exactly who you're here to serve.

And yes, we talk about what it means to “stay hot.” So, think you’ll read it?

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We all know people can get weird about their “single” status — so in this episode, Kim is redefining what it means to be single and setting the tone for a “Taste the Rainbow (while you still can)” summer, because this may very well be your Last Single Summer. She’s soft-launching her bi-coastal era, and for serial monogamists like herself, being single feels like ethical non-monogamy. No ties, no tears, and no one telling you to turn on your location.

She unpacks the Last Single Summer rules of engagement — from Rule #3: No Pen Pals to Rule #5: Never Cancel on Your Girls for a Guy —and makes it her mission to guarantee you have the most liberating (and feral) summer ever. And for the girls who can’t get out of their own way, she offers a gentle reminder: the only opinion that matters is from the person paying your bills.

Kim’s biggest takeaway? Everyone needs to take a well-lit, long look in the mirror before projecting their insecurities onto strangers.

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