Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9 (Night Vale Presents)
Explorez tous les épisodes de Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9
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| 31 May 2022 | 106 - The City of the Dead (1960) | 01:28:33 | |
[ominous singing in a foreign language] Approachability: 9/10 (Stage-play scary; not really horror movie scary) Content Warnings: burning witches; knife sacrifice; general misogyny Up Next: The Strangers (2008) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-strangers RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 04 May 2021 | 46 - 28 Days Later (2002) w/Frank Liotti | 01:24:25 | |
The real monsters in this film are Incels with assault rifles. Special Guest: Frank Liotti https://www.instagram.com/jiffy.popculture/ Approachability: 4/10 (More action-thrilling than horror-frightening, but still bloody and tense) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Blood/Violence, Suicide, Jump Scares Up Next: The Howling (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-howling RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 26 Sep 2023 | 177 - M (1931) | 01:39:47 | |
Expressionistic Germans are at it again. Approachability: 9/10 (Another b&w classic; A must-watch, but also a good-watch) Content Warnings: Child predator; 1930s German police Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 18 Sep 2023 | 176 - Onibaba (1964) | 01:33:45 | |
A gorgeous PSA about going to Sex Hell Approachability: 9/10 (Gorgeous b&w classic; Very accessible and well worth your time) Content Warnings: Dog death; Creepy imagery Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
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| 10 May 2022 | 102 - Demons (1985) | 01:21:22 | |
"Demons" is Italian for zombie-vampires Approachability: 2/10 (Gory zombie/vampire/demon hybrid w/a bitchin’ soundtrack) Content Warnings: Extreme gore/violence, Body horror Up Next: Friday the 13th Part III (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/crystal-japan AND Hellraiser (1987) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hellraiser Patreon Live Show (May 14): Goodnight Mommy (2014) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/goodnight-mommy RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 29 Dec 2020 | 27 - Virgin Witch (1971) w/Kyra Sims | 01:03:06 | |
Soft core hippie porn w/nary a horror film in sight Special Guest: Kyra Sims https://www.patreon.com/kyrasims Approachability: 10/10 (it's creepy & gross, but not in a horror-movie way) Content Warnings: pretty shitty depictions of women and lesbians Up Next: Dagon (2001) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 15 Dec 2020 | 24 - Godzilla (1954) & Destroy All Monsters (1968) w/Gemma Hurley | 01:11:58 | |
The OG rubber suit is noir-level fierce. Special Guest Gemma Hurley https://twitter.com/gemgemhurley Godzilla Approachability: 9/10 (unnerving at times, but in an arty, not scary, way) Content Warnings: destruction of city; mass death Destroy All Monsters Approachability: 10/10 (the least scary movie you can watch) Up Next: Ginger Snaps (2000) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 13 Oct 2020 | 13 - Ticks (1993) w/Sarah Marshall | 01:16:56 | |
What if… and hear me out… what if there were ticks? Special Guest: Sarah Marshall Approachability: 3/10 (more gross than gore; and it's a lot of gross) Content Warnings: animal death; body horror; graphic (gross) gore Up Next: The Hunger (1983) Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 07 Sep 2021 | 66 - Videodrome (1983) | 01:36:50 | |
The medium is the messiah. Approachability: 4/10 (Lots of gory body horror, but done with really cool 80s practical effects) Content Warnings: Body horror, Workplace shooting, Self-harm, Suicide Up Next: Tenebrae (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tenebre Live Patreon Show on Sept 11: Pontypool (2008) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/pontypool RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 09 Feb 2021 | 33 - Horror Express (1972) w/Julian Velard | 01:15:05 | |
An underappreciated gem of low-budget euro camp! Special Guest: Julian Velard https://twitter.com/julianvelard Approachability: 7/10 (Relax & enjoy the ridiculousness, but be okay with eyeball stuff) Content Warnings: Jump scares, Eyeball gore Up Next: My Bloody Valentine (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/my-bloody-valentine Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 04 Oct 2022 | 124 - Anaconda (1997) w/Jen Brown | 01:35:18 | |
What's more realistic? The cartoon snake or Jon Voight's Paraguay accent? Special Guest: Jen Brown https://brownrecluseproductions.com/ Approachability: 8/10 (Super goofy CGI 90s B-movie) Content Warnings: Animal harm; CGI Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Suicide Up Next: Maximum Overdrive (1986) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/maximum-overdrive-stephen-king Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
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| 14 Jan 2025 | 250 - Prey (2016) | 01:43:46 | |
No, not *that* PREY. Nope, not that one either.
Approachability: 5/10 ( Jump scares and CGI gore; but mostly pretty light/silly ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Animal death; Child death Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 17 May 2022 | 104 - Hellraiser (1987) | 01:26:58 | |
The Cenobytes are probably really into Wordle. Approachability: 2/10 (Maggots and roaches and blood, oh my!) Content Warnings: Gore, Body horror Up Next: Shake, Rattle & Roll 2k5 (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/shake-rattle-and-roll-2k5 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 08 Apr 2025 | 262 - Bad Taste (1987) | 01:23:43 | |
Dereks don't run
Approachability: 2/10 ( Comedically gory splatter fest ) Content Warnings: Violence/gore Livestream April 12: Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 07 Feb 2023 | 144 - Dark Shadows (2012) | 01:28:10 | |
I'm sorry, Mr. Burton, but Hollywood has a 4-montage limit. Approachability: 9/10 (More of a lightly-dark comedy about vampires than a horror movie) Content Warnings: Suicide; Mental institution abuse Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 03 Oct 2023 | 178 - Day of the Dead (1985) w/Alex Steed | 01:46:19 | |
Dr Baddoctor versus Capt Evilsoldier! Special Guest: Alex Steed https://linktr.ee/alexsteed Approachability: 2/10 (If you can handle lotsa zombie gore, you're good to go on this one) Content Warnings: Graphic blood/gore; Rape threats; Gun suicide; Racist epithets; In-episode discussions of mass-shootings, Covid-lockdown, & depression Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 13 Feb 2024 | 199 - Terrified (2018) w/Jen Brown | 02:03:35 | |
The title is the plot. Special Guest: Jen Brown Approachability: 1/10 ( Scary as shit ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Child death; Creepy shit; Suicide Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
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| 14 Feb 2023 | 145 - King Kong (1933) | 01:37:14 | |
It was CAPITALISM that killed the beast. Approachability: 7/10 (Legitimate thriller, for a 90-year-old film) Content Warnings: Old-timey misogyny; super racist caricatures; monster attacks; animal death Patreon Live Stream Feb 19: The Happiness of the Katakuris (2002) patreon.com/randomhorror9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 10 Sep 2024 | 229 - Troll Hunter (2010) | 01:30:54 | |
Possible prequel to the animated Trolls franchise?
Approachability: 7/10 ( Super fun, and intense, movie about… you guessed it! ) Content Warnings: Found footage shaky-cam; Animal Death; Gore/Body fluids Friday the 13th bonus episode! We'll talk about The X-Files: S4E2 "Home" and S5E5 "The Post-Modern Prometheus" Coming this Friday! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 23 Apr 2024 | 209 - You're Next (2013) w/Juliana Finch | 01:39:17 | |
Nice family gets along great.
Approachability: 3/10 ( Violent, scary, funny, creative ) Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Home invasion; Jump scares Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 08 Feb 2022 | 89 - The Innocents (1961) w/Andrew Scahill | 01:27:16 | |
Whitney believed children are our future, but she never met THESE kids. Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/ Approachability: 8/10 (It's classy but scarier & more disturbing than you think) Content Warnings: Descriptions of Domestic Abuse, Suggestion of Child Sexual Abuse, Creepy kids, Child death, Jump scares Up Next: Dark Water (2002) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/dark-water Live Patreon Show Sat Feb 12 @ 3pm ET: Sleepy Hollow (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/sleepy-hollow RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 05 Jul 2022 | 111 - Audition (1999) w/Janina Matthewson | 01:31:21 | |
The nail in the coffin of the 1990s Rom-com Special Guest: Janina Matthewson https://twitter.com/j9andif Approachability: 1/10 (It’s a brilliant film, but it is brutal.) Content Warnings: Child abuse (potentially sexual); Graphic torture; Animal death; Blood/gore. Up Next: Nosferatu (1922) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/nosferatu RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 18 Jul 2023 | 167 - Species (1995) | 01:30:54 | |
What if Alien… but with titties?
Approachability: 3/10 ( Action/Sci-fi more than horror, but still lots of gore & jump scares ) Content Warnings: Body horror; Violent Sexual Assault; Kidnapping/Torture; Blood/Gore; Jump scares Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
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| 09 Aug 2022 | 116 - Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987) w/Dan McCoy | 01:28:08 | |
Never look a tonguehorse in the mouth. Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/ Approachability: 5/10 (Gory but also 80s-style campy) Content Warnings: Sexual assault; suggestion of incestuous relationship; blood/gore Up Next: In the Realm of the Senses (1976) Live Stream Aug 13: Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006) Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 26 Apr 2022 | 100 - American Horror Story: Murder House (2011) | 01:37:07 | |
Sometimes more is less. But sometimes more is MORE. Approachability: 4/10 (A stylish smorgasbord of tropes and traumas) Content Warnings: miscarriage, sexual assault, dissociation, unreality, violent murder, suicide, self-harm, imprisonment, abortion, ableist epithets/tropes (down syndrome), blood/gore Up Next: Children of the Corn (1984) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/children-of-the-corn RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 17 Oct 2023 | 181 - A Quiet Place (2018) | 01:21:31 | |
This is why we ended the Space Shuttle program Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of tension/release; but not very bloody at all) Content Warnings: Child death; Jump scares; Nail in foot; Some blood/gore Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 08 Nov 2022 | 130 - Dog Soldiers (2002) | 01:30:55 | |
Who's a good boy? Is it you? It IS you! Approachability: 3/10 (It’s a war movie but with werewolves.) Content Warnings: Graphic Blood/Gore; Animal Death; Jump scares Up Next: The Black Phone (2021) Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 03 Aug 2021 | 60 - Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) | 01:27:40 | |
Diminishing returns in this horror anthology Approachability: 4/10 (Pretty basic horror tropes, but still bloody and jumpy) Content Warnings: Slasher-style gore/blood, body horror, jump scares Up Next: Night Watch (2004) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/night-watch-2004 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 21 Dec 2021 | 82 - Rift (2017) | 01:30:45 | |
Don't waste time on broody ex-boyfriends. Approachability: 5/10 (More tragic than scary, but still a few blind corners & creepy visuals) Content Warnings: Suicide, Sexual Assault, Jump scares, Knife attack, Home invasion Up Next: Dumplings (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/dumplings RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 10 Nov 2022 | Unlicensed: A new podcast by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor | 00:32:31 | |
Hey Random Horror 9 listeners, so I, Jeffrey Cranor, and Joseph Fink have a brand new fiction podcast. It's the first we've made together since Welcome to Night Vale. It's called UNLICENSED, and here is episode 1: "The Detective of Citrus Avenue." All episodes of Season 1 are available right now at audible.com/unlicensed. So if you sign up for their 30 day free trial, you'll have plenty of time to listen to all 12! Cecil and I will be back on Tuesday, Nov 15, with a new episode of Random Horror 9! | |||
| 27 Aug 2024 | 227 - PussyCake (2021) | 01:37:09 | |
Vomiting zombies... Vombies!
Approachability: 3/10 (1% gore; 99% vomit ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Vomiting; Domestic Violence Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 09 Jan 2024 | 194 - Santa Sangre (1989) | 01:18:35 | |
Look, ma! Two hands!
Approachability: 4/10 ( Arty as hell but when it goes Horror it goes Hard ) Content Warnings: Slashery Blood/gore, Animal death, Rape, Suicide, Child abuse Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
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| 25 Jul 2023 | 168 - V/H/S (2012) | 01:43:54 | |
Unlock the car door, Chad. Chad! Chad!!! Approachability: 2/10 ( It has ALL the horror movie bells & whistles ) Content Warnings: Violent sexual assault; Date rape; Gaslighting; Blood/gore; Hand-held/shaky footage throughout; Jump scares Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
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| 13 Sep 2024 | 230 - The X-Files (2 selected episodes) | 01:26:19 | |
"Home" (S4E2) and "The Post Modern Prometheus" (S5E5)
Approachability: 7/10 ( Prime-time TV-level horror ) Content Warnings: Infant death; Blood/gore; Body horror Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 30 Oct 2020 | 16 - Halloween (1978) w/Joseph Fink | 01:22:26 | |
A young boy follows his dreams. Special Guest: Joseph Fink (http://nightvalepresents.com) Check out Joseph's Horror Movie Recommendations: https://twitter.com/PlanetofFinks/status/1311695218505379841?s=20 Approachability: 5/10 (bloody but not graphic, if that makes any sense) Content Warnings: blood; home invasion; stalking Up Next: Prevenge (2016) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 19 Oct 2021 | 72 - Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972) | 01:08:56 | |
I'm not sure this is a union-sanctioned theater retreat. Approachability: 8/10 (Silly, low budget. Minimal scares, blood and creep-factor) Content Warnings: Sudden and sustained loud noises Up Next: Sweeney Todd (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/sweeney-todd-the-demon-barber-of-fleet-street-1982 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 16 May 2023 | 158 - La Horde (2010) | 01:20:42 | |
For the last time, y'all, you shoot the zombies in the head.
Approachability: 2/10 ( Super violent action/horror ) Content Warnings: Bloody gun violence; Zombie gore; Anti-Asian epithets; Threats of sexual assault Patreon Live Show May 20: BARBARIAN (2022) Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
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| 15 Apr 2025 | 263 - Leprechaun (1993) w/Sarah Maria Griffin | 01:51:18 | |
Let's learn about Irish culture Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin Approachability: 7/10 ( Silly horror comedy with some mild gore ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Spider; Jump scares Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 29 Nov 2022 | 133 - Trilogy of Terror (1975) | 01:39:32 | |
A tour-de-force by America's Finest Karen Approachability: 6/10 (Campy and low-rent and mostly fun) Content Warnings: Drugging/Sexual Assault; Racist imagery; Jump scares Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 18 May 2021 | 48 - Jigoku (1960) w/Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! | 01:35:47 | |
Proto-Lynchian hell house Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! https://www.instagram.com/uyquehorror/?hl=en Approachability: 7/10 (Lots of gore, but with 1960s SFX) Content Warnings: Suicide, Torture Up Next: Alice, Sweet Alice (1976) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/alice-sweet-alice RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 13 Apr 2021 | 43 - Mama (2013) w/Isa Mazzei | 01:09:59 | |
Empathetic, and surprisingly bloodless, festival of jumpscares Special Guest: Isa Mazzei https://twitter.com/isaiswrong Approachability: 3/10 (Bloodless, but packed with jumpscares and freaky visuals) Content Warnings: Suicide, Jump scares galore, Creepy imagery Up Next: The Phantom Carriage (1921) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-phantom-carriage & a Patreon Live Show on Sat Apr 17 featuring Eraserhead (1978) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/eraserhead RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 14 Dec 2021 | 81 - Black Sunday (1960) w/Brie Williams | 01:25:36 | |
You think your N95 mask is uncomfortable... Special Guest Brie Williams https://twitter.com/briezillionaire Approachability: 7/10 (Creepy more than anything, but also spikes in a face) Content Warnings: Grisly death/grisly corpse, General creepiness Up Next: Rift (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rift-2017 Livestream, Dec 18 @ 3pm ET: RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 21 Mar 2023 | 150 - Hostel (2006) | 01:59:08 | |
They probably should have gone to Barcelona.
Approachability: 1/10 ( Super smart film, but it still goes hard ) Content Warnings: Graphic torture/mutilation; Overt misogyny/racism/homophobia Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 20 Jun 2023 | 163 - Rabid (1977) | 01:21:11 | |
If you outlaw armpit pincers, only outlaws will have armpit pincers
Approachability: 3/10 ( Mostly sick and sometimes silly zombie body horror ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Body horror; Sexual assault; Infant death Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
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| 27 Dec 2022 | 137 - Gremlins (1984) | 01:37:48 | |
PSA: Don't surprise people with pets as Christmas gifts Approachability: 7/10 (Silly but still scary ) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore (mostly Gremlin deaths) Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 18 Apr 2023 | 154 - Dust Devil (1992) | 01:29:53 | |
Do what mirror demon says and Fill the Bowl
Approachability: 6/10 ( Gory but not alltogether scary supernatural thriller ) Content Warnings: Suicidal ideation; Body mutilation; Graphic violence; Depression Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
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| 13 Dec 2024 | 245 - Possibly in Michigan (1983) & other horror shorts | 01:33:17 | |
"Sushi Noh" (2024); "Hedgehog in the Fog" (1975); "Storytime" (2024); "No Through Road" (2009); "Possibly in Michigan" (1983) Approachability: 2 or 9/10 (Hedgehog & Michigan - very approachable if you're horror-squeamish; The others - not as much) Content Warnings: Blood/gore/violence; Jump scares; Vomit; Creepy faces/figures; Home invasion Dec 14 Live Stream on Patreon at 3pm: SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984) Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 02 May 2023 | 156 - The Craft (1996) w/Sarah Maria Griffin | 02:05:00 | |
Witch, please Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin Approachability: 8/10 ( More teen drama/thriller than horror ) Content Warnings: Suicide, Racist & Sexist Bullying, Domestic Abuse, Date Rape; Snakes/Spiders/Bugs/Etc. Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 06 Sep 2022 | 120 - The Visitor (1979) w/Sarah Maria Griffin | 01:35:43 | |
Wait… what? Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski Approachability: 8/10 (More fever dream than horror film) Content Warnings: Jump scares, Blood/gore, Sexual assault, Racism, Hitting a child, Abortion Up Next: Raaz (2002) Patreon Live Stream (Sept 11): Eyes Without a Face (1960) Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 26 Dec 2023 | 192 - Titane (2021) | 01:21:35 | |
This movie is about f*ckin' cars.
Approachability: 2/10 ( Dark, tragic, and Cronenberg-level body horrors ) Content Warnings: Body Horror; Blood/Gore Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
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| 31 Oct 2023 | 184 - Ænigma (1987) | 01:31:20 | |
Ever wondered how to get murdered by snails? Approachability: 7/10 (Someone gory, scary, but ultimately very goofy) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Stalking; Predatory men Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 02 Apr 2024 | 206 - Slaxx (2020) | 01:32:52 | |
This is why I dress like Winnie the Pooh
Approachability: 6/10 ( Over the top agitprop comedy. Gory, not scary ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Child death; Labor exploitation Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 25 Feb 2025 | 256 - The Blob (1988) | 01:38:46 | |
Dirtbike Shithead vs The Space Goo
Approachability: 6/10 ( Gloopy/gloppy 80s sci-fi horror ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Body horror; Sexual Assault; Child Death; Strobe Effects Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 04 Apr 2023 | 152 - The Wind (2018) | 01:25:48 | |
Ask your doctor which Demon of the Prairie is right for you.
Approachability: 8/10 ( Arthouse prairie thriller) Content Warnings: Infant death; animal death; suicide; blood Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
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| 22 Jun 2021 | 53 - Night of the Living Dead (1968) w/Alyssa Wong | 01:26:34 | |
Low-budget masterpiece is still relevant, still freaky. Special Guest: Alyssa Wong https://twitter.com/crashwong Approachability: 5/10 (the effects are dated, but it's still tense and scary) Content Warnings: Entrails Up Next: Godmonster of Indian Flats (1973) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/godmonster-of-indian-flats RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 12 Oct 2021 | 71 - Lord of Illusions (1995) | 01:32:43 | |
LA Crime Noir meets Clive Barker gore Approachability: 4/10 (The gore might be off-putting; but no real jumpscares) Content Warnings: Intense gore, Cult Imprisonment Up Next: Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/children-shouldnt-play-with-dead-things RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 11 Oct 2022 | 125 - Maximum Overdrive (1986) | 01:40:50 | |
How hard is it to hide from a tractor-trailer? Approachability: 5/10 (TROMA movie on a cocaine budget) Content Warnings: Animal death; Child Death; Tight Spaces; Blood/Gore; Jump scares Up Next: Jennifer's Body (2009) Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 23 Jan 2024 | 196 - From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) w/Symphony Sanders | 01:26:49 | |
Salesman of the Year: Cheech Marin Special Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 4/10 (Splattery action/comedy; Not scary, but pretty gross) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Gun Violence; Blood/Gore; Ableist/Racist/Sexist Language LIVE STREAM Jan 27: A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors Join us live on Patreon. Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
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| 02 Aug 2022 | 115 - Madhouse (1981) | 01:20:51 | |
You're *such* a gemini. Approachability: 6/10 (Stilted, but campy/fun splatter flick) Content Warnings: Animal death, child death, jump scares, blood/gore Up Next: Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987) Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 14 Jun 2022 | 108 - Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943) w/Angela Pierce | 01:34:17 | |
Welcome to the Wolf Man Cinematic Universe Special Guest: Angela Pierce http://twitter.com/AngelaPierceNY Approachability: 10/10 (Some people die, I guess?) Content Warnings: (none) Up Next: Event Horizon (1997) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/event-horizon-1997 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 15 Oct 2024 | 235 - The Sixth Sense (1999) | 01:47:56 | |
You see dead people? I see Toni Collette, and only Toni Collette.
Approachability: 8/10 ( Tense scary, not gory; very emotional ) Content Warnings: Suicide; Home invasion; Bullying; Jump scares Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 10 Oct 2023 | 179 - Demon Seed (1977) | 01:24:43 | |
Hey Siri, leave me the fuck alone Approachability: 8/10 (It's tense, like an artsy thriller, but it pulls its horror punches) Content Warnings: Sexual & Medical Torture; Imprisonment Friday the 13th Bonus Ep on 9/13! We'll be watching short horror films. Here's a playlist, so you can watch along, too. Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 30 Jul 2024 | 223 - The Exorcist (1973) | 01:37:26 | |
Puberty is a pretty rough time.
Approachability: 3/10 ( Wrought possession thriller w strong creepy/gory visuals ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Demonic possession; Medical trauma; Self-mutilation; Jump scares Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 23 Mar 2021 | 40 - A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014) w/Symphony Sanders | 01:14:53 | |
A rich & stylish vampire western Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: 8/10 (More an art house western than a horror. And the monster is the hero) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault Up Next: Southbound (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/southbound RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 14 Mar 2023 | 149 - Swamp Thing (1982) | 01:37:33 | |
The Oscar for best use of "star wipe" goes to…
Approachability: 9/10 ( It's a PG comic book movie, not a horror. ) Content Warnings: Mild blood; Monster mutations; snake Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 01 Feb 2022 | 88 - Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001) | 01:28:25 | |
Spoiler: the sneering, lion-poaching, French aristocrat turns out to be the baddie. Approachability: 8/10 (Intense like a thriller, not scary like a horror film.) Content Warnings: Rape/Incest, Animal death/harm; Blood/gore; Racist Language Up Next: The Innocents (1961) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-innocents-1961 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 12 Apr 2022 | 98 - The Secret of NIMH (1982) | 01:11:30 | |
Mike's Hard Disney Cartoon Approachability: 9/10 (Violent but still a kid’s movie w/ a happy ending) Content Warnings: Cartoon animal death Up Next: Lake Mungo (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/lake-mungo Live Stream Apr 16 3pm: The Thing (1982) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 12 Jan 2021 | 29 - Unfriended (2014) w/Dana Schwartz | 01:15:58 | |
Wanna feel old? Call someone on Skype. Special Guest: Dana Schwartz http://www.danaschwartzdotcom.com/ Approachability: 4/10 (a haunted house for the zoom era) Content Warnings: suicide; gore; references to rape Up Next: House of 1000 Corpses (2003) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 11 May 2021 | 47 - The Howling (1981) | 01:23:37 | |
It's a werewolf team-building retreat! Approachability: 4/10 (Werewolf slasher with gross mutations & jump scares) Content Warnings: Sexual assault, Blood/Gore, Jump Scares, Body Horror Up Next: Jigoku (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/jigoku RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 11 Jun 2024 | 216 - Tremors (1990) | 01:38:43 | |
Ask your doctor if Graboids are right for you.
Approachability: 8/10 ( Very PG-ish and fun monster movie ) Content Warnings: Some gooey gore; animal death Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 28 Nov 2023 | 188 - Night of the Demons (1988) | 01:14:39 | |
Hornt up… for death!
Approachability: 3/10 (Very silly and fun, with tons of gory practical fx) Content Warnings: Strobe lights; Overt misogyny; Extreme Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/carrie-1976 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
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| 28 Jan 2025 | 252 - Insidious (2011) | 01:43:58 | |
Another adorable song ruined by ghosts
Approachability: 6/10 ( Super fun Haunted House/Person story; lots of jumps and creepy specters) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy faces/specters Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 17 Jan 2023 | 141 - Army of Darkness (1993) w/Alex Steed | 01:43:26 | |
"Hail to the king, baby" Special Guest: Alex Steed Approachability: 9/10 (Fantasy action comedy w/vague horror elements) Content Warnings: Cartoonish blood, demons Jan 21 Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 10 Aug 2021 | 61 - Night Watch (2004) w/Symphony Sanders | 01:21:35 | |
The Matrix meets Twilight meets Anton Chekhov Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: 7/10 (It's a violent action film, rather than gory horror.) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Child endangerment, Jump scares Up Next: Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/friday-the-13th-part-2 Patreon Livestream Aug 14: Burnt Offerings (1976) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/burnt-offerings RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 22 Aug 2023 | 172 - Little Monsters (2019) | 01:45:45 | |
If you liked "Go the F*ck to Sleep," have we got a movie for you. Approachability: 7/10 ( Silly, but way bloodier than you think it's going to be )
Content Warnings: Zombie blood & gore; Vomit LiveStream Sat. Aug 26: GHOST SHIP (2002) only at Patreon Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
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| 07 Jan 2025 | 249 - Kwaidan (1965) | 01:57:39 | |
Always keep your promises
Approachability: 9/10 ( Cinematic classic; elegantly haunting, but not bloody or scary ) Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Blood/violence; Suicide Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 29 Sep 2020 | 11 - IT (1990, Miniseries) | 01:14:57 | |
Kick the spider; Kill the clown. Approachability: 6/10 (made for TV, so it's tame, but creepy) Content Warnings: clowns, spider, child death, child abuse, unsuspecting death Up Next: The Host (2006) Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 30 Oct 2023 | 183 - Buffy S4E10: "Hush" (1999) & other horror shorts | 01:38:47 | |
Shorts: Buffy S4E10 "Hush" (1999); Unedited Footage of a Bear (2015); Seasons Greetings (2016); Curve (2021); LOCAL58TV “Weather Service” (2017); The Strange Thing About the Johnsons (2011) Playlist of shorts here and Buffy is here. Approachability: ??/10 (Approachability varies here) Content Warnings: Creepy faces; Jump scares; Doppelganger; Disassociation; Blood/Gore; Incest; Sexual Assault Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 23 May 2023 | 159 - The Sentinel (1977) | 01:47:05 | |
FOR RENT: 2 Bed/2 Bath Apt, Stunning View, 12ft Ceiling, Hellmouth in Basement
Approachability: 7/10 ( Standard 1970s Catholic Church vs. Satanic Ghosts story ) Content Warnings: Suicide; Child abuse; Animal death; brief graphic blood/gore; Catholic chauvinism; general creepiness Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
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| 05 Mar 2024 | 202 - Pumpkinhead (1988) | 01:32:43 | |
Dirtbike shitheads are at it again
Approachability: 5/10 ( Not as gory & we thought; More fairy-tale horror than gloopy/gloppy horror ) Content Warnings: Child death; Jump Scares; Blood/Gore; Suicide; Domestic Abuse Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
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| 21 Feb 2023 | 146 - Hell House (2001) w/Chris Brown | 01:57:01 | |
God's judgment is clear, but what about OSHA's? Special Guest: Chris Brown (Check out the trailer for Chris' new film Darkest of Lies) Approachability: 9/10 ( Documentary about fundamentalist Christian haunted house ) Content Warnings: Flippant/campy depictions of: rape, domestic violence, suicide; Homophobia; Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 19 Mar 2024 | 204 - Dead Snow (2009) | 01:52:46 | |
Sometimes you gotta do more than just punch N*zis.
Approachability: 1/10 ( Gore fest w plenty of jump scares & creative deaths ) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Animal death LIVESTREAM Sat Mar 23 @ 3pm: His House (2020) only on our Patreon! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents
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| 30 Apr 2024 | 210 - Cocaine Bear (2023) | 01:28:56 | |
You may be wondering exactly what this movie is about…
Approachability: 7/10 ( Real bloody but all in service to comedy ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Animal harm; Excessive drug use Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 10 Aug 2020 | 1 - The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920) | 00:31:52 | |
Seminal horror classic about a traveling showman. What’s in the box?? Approachability: 10/10 (easy; you can do it) Content Warnings: Brief assault, psychological horror, disorienting imagery Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 31 Aug 2021 | 65 - House/Hausu (1977) w/Sarah Maria Griffin | 01:32:36 | |
Perfectly absurd; Absurdly perfect Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski Approachability: 7/10 (The excessive blood & violence is ridiculously cartoonish) Up Next: Videodrome (1983) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/videodrome RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 21 Jun 2022 | 109 - Event Horizon (1997) | 01:42:34 | |
Hellraiser on a space ship. Approachability: 3/10 (Super gory ghoul-fest on a spaceship) Content Warnings: Blood/gore, Body Horror, Suicide, Existential Horror, Jump scares Up Next: Fresh (2022) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/fresh-2022 Patreon Live Stream 6/27: Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tucker-and-dale-vs-evil RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 20 Oct 2020 | 14 - The Hunger (1983) w/Jasika Nicole | 01:17:36 | |
It's style over substance, but is that such a bad thing if it's really cool looking? Special Guest: Jasika Nicole Approachability: 8/10 (some gore early, more a psych-thriller than horror) Content Warnings: child death; animal death; undead Up Next: Us (2009) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 16 Apr 2024 | 208 - They Live (1988) | 01:45:53 | |
We came here to talk about They Live and chew bubblegum…
Approachability: 9/10 ( Creepy but not graphic. An A-list B-movie. ) Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Police brutality; Gun violence LIVE STREAM: Sat Apr 20 @ 3pm ET - THE WAILING (2016) patreon.com/randomhorror9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 27 Oct 2020 | 15 - Us (2019) | 01:12:35 | |
Kill your double. And do it with a bitchin soundtrack. Approachability: 2/10 (bloody slasher that's super creepy) Content Warnings: graphic violence, dissociation, child death, animal harm Up Next: Prevenge (2016) and special bonus ep: Halloween (1978) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 08 Sep 2020 | 8 - Dead Alive (1992, aka Braindead) | 01:03:29 | |
How much blood would a lawnmower chuck if a lawnmower could chuck blood? Approachability: 1/10 (super gory, super bloody, super campy) Content Warnings: blood, graphic gore, detailed body fluids, animal harm, racist depiction of indigenous ppl Up Next: Prince of Darkness (1987) Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 24 Dec 2024 | 247 - Supernatural (2005) | 01:41:38 | |
But when do they kiss? Approachability: 8/10 (Prime-time TV-level horror) Content Warnings: Blood; Jump scares; Suicide; Demonic imagery; Cannibalism; Sexual Assault Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 22 Sep 2020 | 10 - Kill List (2011) | 01:18:15 | |
This British thriller really teases the brain, very hard, with a hammer. Approachability: 3/10 (graphic in its violence & then gets weird) Content Warnings: graphic violence, gore, domestic violence, animal & child death Up Next: IT (1990, Miniseries) Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents | |||
| 02 Feb 2021 | 32 - The Shining (1980) w/Tyler Jensen | 01:19:57 | |
That prop designer deserves a raise. Special Guest: Tyler Jensen https://twitter.com/thetylerjensen Approachability: 4/10 (Dead twins, Blood elevator, Bearman blowjob & other nightmare fuel) Content Warnings: Domestic violence, Murder, Lots of blood, Creepy imagery Up Next: Horror Express (1972) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/horror-express Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 22 Mar 2022 | 95 - The Addiction (1995) w/Symphony Sanders | 01:28:26 | |
Just say no to blood, kids. Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: 9/10 (Artsy Fartsy; not Scary Mary.) Content Warnings: Lots of Consent/Non-consent dialogue; Blood Up Next: One Cut of the Dead (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/one-cut-of-the-dead RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/collections/no9 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Editing: Grant Stewart https://www.grant-stewart.com/ Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 09 Mar 2021 | 38 - Annihilation (2018) w/Andrew Scahill | 01:22:16 | |
Beautiful and hollow like shiny, red rubber ball Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/ Approachability: 3/10 (Mostly slow and creepy w/a few very gory pay-offs) Content Warnings: Disembowelment, Graphic gore, body horror Up Next: Cam (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/cam Livestream @ Patreon Sat Mar 13 @ 3pm: Ready Or Not (2019) https://www.patreon.com/posts/live-stream-sat-48388281 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 05 Jan 2021 | 28 - Dagon (2001) w/Desiree Burch | 01:22:09 | |
The fish people would like to wear your face. Special Guest: Desiree Burch https://www.desireeburch.com/ Approachability: 3/10 (a man gets his face peeled off, okay?) Content Warnings: body horror; gore, rape Up Next: Unfriended (2015) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 09 May 2023 | 157 - Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996) | 01:33:34 | |
How do Leprechaun work?
Approachability: 8/10 (Too silly to be scary ) Content Warnings: Spider; Strong, silly violence Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Pres | |||
| 22 Dec 2020 | 25 - Ginger Snaps (2000) w/Sarah Maria Griffin | 01:20:56 | |
The real monster is puberty. Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski Approachability: 6/10 (it's not scary or creepy. it's gory and tragic) Content Warnings: body horror; graphic animal death; tragic death Up Next: Virgin Witch (1971) and special bonus episode Black Christmas RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Follow us on Twitter or Instagram @RandomHorror9 Part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||
| 01 Jul 2021 | 55 - I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) w/Joe Lipsett | 01:32:04 | |
30-year-old teenagers make a series of terrible decisions Special Guest: Joe Lipsett https://twitter.com/bstolemyremote Approachability: 4/10 (classic slasher: blood, stabbing, jump scares, etc.) Content Warnings: Violence/Murder, Suicide, Jump Scares, Alcoholism, Bullying Up Next: Incident at Raven's Gate (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/encounter-at-ravens-gate RandomHorror9 T-Shirts now available! https://topatoco.com/products/no9-antlerskull-sh Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/
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| 12 Feb 2021 | 34 - My Bloody Valentine (1981) w/Krys Fox & Matty Glitterati | 01:23:23 | |
Harmonica bois fight over a lady. Also a serial killer. Special Guests: Krys & Matty from The Dirty Pillows https://twitter.com/TheDirtyPillows Approachability: 4/10 (Really gory w/lots of jump scares. But also very Canadian.) Content Warnings: Disturbing imagery, Blood/gore, Innocent Death Up Next: Tale of Tales (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tale-of-tales-2015 Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/ Patreon: http://patreon.com/randomhorror9 Twitter & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents http://nightvalepresents.com/ | |||