Pussy Church (Tales of Lara)

Welcum to “Pillow Talk,” the interview series where Lara calls up her favorite creators to chat about sex, art and challenges them to a game of “Truth or Dare.” 

Today Lara is joined by Dr. Zhana, a professor of human sexuality and relationship coach. 
We talked about the science of casual sex, how to figure out what relationship style works for you and what to do when you think about a girl while you’re having sex with your boyfriend. 

You can find Dr. Zhana’s work here. 

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY! Get Lara’s book of erotic poetry now & have a sexy holiday

Welcum to “Pillow Talk,” the interview series where Lara calls up her favorite creators to chat about sex, art and challenges them to a game of “Truth or Dare.” 

Today Lara is joined by Shibari artist Marie Sauvage! We talked about how she got started with bondage, the spiritual aspects of BDSM and why sex is so much more than penetration. 

You can find Marie’s work here. 

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY! Get Lara’s book of erotic poetry NOW & have a sexy holiday

Welcum to “Pillow Talk,” the interview series where Lara calls up her favorite creators to chat about sex, art and challenges them to a game of “Truth or Dare.” 

Today Lara is joined by sex educator & sex hacker Kenneth Play! We talked about how the right training can make you become a better lover,  the science behind orgasms and why size really doesn’t matter- when you expand your skill set. Amen. 

You can find Kenneth’s work here!

Welcum to “Pillow Talk,” the interview series where Lara calls up her favorite creators to chat about sex, art and challenges them to a game of “Truth or Dare.” 

Today Lara is joined by Stephanie and Hanna, the founders of Personal Fav. Their brand focuses on erasing sexual health and wellness stigmas by creating sensual serums and CBD arousal oils.
We talked about the history of lube, the most common myths  and which  lubricant is right for you. Amen.

Check out their pleasure serums here. 

She collects sexual fantasies from listeners & reads them on air!
Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice on your sexy confessions.
This week: everything you wanted to know about GROUP SEX. Why mulit-partnered sex is America's top erotic daydream, what people get out of it and how to get started.
Amen.

To submit your sexual fantasy visit talesoflara.com/fantasy or submit here. 

Today we got a little throw back for you!
Lara reads erotic poems from her newest book 'Tales Of Lara' and joins forces with the incredible musician J. Robb to create a whole auditory experience for you! Get comfortable, pour yourself a glass and dive in...

Check out JRobb's music here.

Get Lara's book now!

Amen. 

Welcum to “Pillow Talk,” the interview series where Lara calls up her favorite creators to chat about sex, art and answers your most pressing questions.

Today Lara is joined by Todd Barratz, a psychotherapist and writer who specializes in sex and relationships.

We talked about toxic dating advice, the fact that sexual compatibility is built not born and how to talk to your partner about everything you never dared to. 

Check out Todd's work here & follow him on instagram here. 

Welcum to “Pillow Talk,” the interview series where Lara calls up her favorite creators to chat about sex, art and answers your most pressing questions.

Today Lara is joined by Gigi Engle, an award-winning feminist author and certified sex educator. 

We talked about pleasure based sex education, why you are your own best lover and how to be the best slut you can be.

Check out Gigi’s work here & follow her on instagram here. 

Welcum to “Pillow Talk,” the interview series where Lara calls up her favorite creators to chat about sex, art and answers your most pressing questions.

Today Lara is joined by Vesper, a professional dominatrix and psychology student. We talked about how she discovered the world of BDSM, the connection between pain and pleasure and how channeling your inner dom(me) can change our self image for the better. 

Check out Vesper’s work here & follow her on instagram here. 

Today we got a little throw back for you!
Lara reads erotic poems from her newest book 'Tales Of Lara' and joins forces with the incredible musician J. Robb to create a whole auditory experience for you! Get comfortable, pour yourself a glass and dive in...

Get Lara's book now!

Check out JRobb's music here.

She collects sexual fantasies from listeners & reads them on air!
Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice on your sexy confessions.
This week: everything you wanted to know about BDSM. Why rough sex & power play is America's second most common erotic daydream, what people get out of it and how to get started.
Amen.

To submit your sexual fantasy visit talesoflara.com/fantasy or submit here. 

Welcum to “Pillow Talk,” the interview series where Lara calls up her favorite creators to chat about sex, art and answers your most sensual questions.

Today Lara is joined by Gabriela Herstik, a practitioner of erotic witchcraft and the author of the upcoming book Scared Sex. We talked about what Sex Magick is all about, how you can start using your sexual energy to manifest your dreams and how sexuality can become a spiritual practice. 

Check out Gabriela’s work here:
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gabyherstik
Instagram: https://instagram.com/gabyherstik
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/gabyherstik
Kink Coven: https://www.kinkcoven.love/

SACRED SEX pre-order: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/695886/sacred-sex-by-gabriela-herstik/

Welcome to “Pillow Talk,” the interview series where Lara calls up her favorite creators to chat about sex, art and answers your most sensual questions

Today Lara is joined by sexologist Chantelle Otten. We talked about her new book “The Sex Ed You Never Had,” how to find your G-Area and then we answered your most pressing sex questions! 

Check out Chantelle’s work here & her social media here. 

She shares her new mindful masturbation practice and Aquaman joins to talk about the highs and lows of our libido. 

Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice on your sexy confessions.

This week: a quiz on reproductive health, the deets about the new Netflix show “How To Build A Sex Room” and the answer to your pressing question “how deep is too deep?” Amen. 

Welcome to “Pillow Talk,” the interview series where Lara calls up her favorite creators to chat about sex, art and answers your most sensual questions.

Today Lara is joined by therapist and sex & relationship specialist Ian Kerner! We talked about his best-selling book “She comes first,” his 3 top tips for the art of giving cunnilingus and then we answered your most pressing questions! Amen. 

Check out Ian Kerner’s work here

Today we’re celebrating National Orgasm Day with a special episode: Lara is reading erotic fantasies from the latest issue of Moan Zine, a magazine filled with honest and unique fantasy submissions, each exploring desires and fetishes that we often not dare to share.

No matter where you listen to this I encourage you to relax, breath naturally, and let the sounds come to you without judgement.

So find your favorite position — and be inspired to embrace your own desires in honor of national orgasm day. 

Moan Zine’s latest issues was released on July 25th and can be purchased here. 

She wonders how COVID continues to influence our sex lives and award winning sexologist Chantelle Otten joins to talk about how to deal with mismatched libidos. 

Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice on your sexy confessions. 

This week: what hits the breaks and gas in our desire car, how mystery plays a big part in sustaining attraction and how to work towards a vaginal orgasm. Amen.

Check out our incredible guest Chantelle Otten here!

Today a homage to daydreams, judgement free moments of pleasure and this incredible community of like-minded trial blazers, who embrace their sexuality and make it their own. 

No matter where you listen to this I encourage you to relax, breath naturally, and let the sounds come to you without judgement.

So find your favorite position — and be inspired to embrace your own desires. 

Thanks for listening to the Pussy Church Podcast and special thanks to everyone who has submitted their fantasy to be part of the show! 

If you’d like to submit your own fantasy you can do so click here. 

Welcome to “Pillow Talk,” the interview series where Lara calls up her favorite creators to chat about sex, art and answers your most sensual questions.

Today Lara is joined by Vea Vesper, a professional dominatrix and psychology graduate. We talked about how the power dynamics experienced in the dungeon easily translate to every day life, her tips on how to get started as a Domme and then she stated the most fulfilling aspect of her work with me. 

Amen. 

Welcome to “Pillow Talk,” the interview series of Pussy Church where Lara calls up her favorite creators to chat about sex, art and challenges them to a game of “Truth or Dare.”

Today: we check back in with audio porn heartthrob Jim from Feelgoodfilth. How he quit his office job to become an adult performer, top tips on dirty talk and why we both think the hitachi wand is basically a magic wand. Amen.

Join Lara and special guest Dr. Alexandra Solomon, couples therapist extraordinaire, for an episode that'll have you shouting 'Hallelujah!' Discover how to save your relationship with therapist-approved tips on repairing after betrayal, getting in touch with your inner ‘sexy’, and decoding the deeper questions behind those pesky little fights. Whether you're single or happily coupled up, this episode is a must-listen for anyone looking to revolutionize their love life. Get ready to take notes and take charge – your relationship will thank you!

You can find Dr. Alexandra Solomon's work here. Check out her books 'Loving Bravely' and "Taking Sexy Back" and listen to her her podcast 'Reimagining Love'.

Join Lara in a tantalizing episode of "Intimate Insights" as she sits down with exotic dancer and visual artist Scarlett Kapella. Unveil the secrets of stripping for your partner as they delve into the art of seduction and igniting passion in your relationship. Get ready to revolutionize your love life with expert tips and empowering advice. Your lap-dance partner will thank you!

Find Scarlett Kapella's work here.
Her photo project 'Bitch, You Strippin'

Get ready for a steamy and enlightening episode as Lara is joined by the talented Shibari artist, Marie Sauvage. Together, they'll take you on a journey into the captivating world of rope play. Discover the history of Shibari, its versatility as an erotic practice, art form, and mindfulness tool, and learn essential safety precautions for working with rope. This episode is perfect for anyone looking to enhance intimacy and trust with their partner through the seductive art of rope. Get ready to be entwined – your love life awaits!

Check out Marie Sauvage's work here. 

Get ready for a thrilling ride into the world of Tantra with erotica writer Lara and Tantra guru Sofia Sundari. They're about to spill the tea on everything from Yoni worship to the spiritual depths of Tantra. Single or taken? No worries! Sofia's got the lowdown on how anyone can dip their toes into Tantra. Tune in now, and kickstart your journey towards a love life that's not just spicy, but also spiritually enlightening!

Check out Sofia's work here. 

Ready to dominate the bedroom? Tune in to the latest episode as your host, erotica author Lara, invites you into the captivating world of BDSM. Joined by professional dominatrix Vea Vesper, they pull back the curtain on setting up a session, channeling your dominant side, and ensuring safety in every encounter.
Explore why crafting a persona can help you step into the shoes of the person you've always wanted to be. This episode is more than a conversation; it's an empowering journey into self-discovery, balancing power with care, and unlocking new levels of pleasure. So, get comfortable, press play, and prepare to unleash your inner Domme.

Check out Vea Vesper's work here. 

Get ready to dive under the covers in our latest episode 'How to Communicate in Bed'. Your favorite host, Lara, is joined by the ever-insightful sex and relationship therapist, Todd Baratz.

In this eye-opening chat, they get real about the challenges we all face when trying to express our desires to our partners. But don't worry, it's not all serious! They also reveal why being a good communicator is not just important—it's super sexy too!

Lara and Todd even share their top tips and tricks on mastering the art of pillow talk. So whether you're whispering sweet nothings or sharing your wildest fantasies, they've got you covered.

You can find Todd Baratz website here, and super fun IG account here. 

Are you curious about open relationships? Wondering if a non-monogamous lifestyle might be right for you? In our latest episode, your host, Lara, has an insightful conversation with Dr. Zhana Vrangalova, a renowned sexuality and relationship scientist and researcher.

In this candid discussion, Lara and Dr. Zhana walk listeners through a comprehensive step-by-step process to help you explore what relationship structure might align with your needs and desires. From understanding the fundamental difference between open monogamy and polyamory, to figuring out how to have that crucial conversation with your partner, this episode is packed with practical advice and expert insights.

You can find Dr. Zhana's work here

Lara & Aquaman reunite & review their latest sex-capades! Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art, and give advice on your sexy confessions. 

This week: the future of sex and artificial intelligence, a new study on squirting, and the one time Lara tried to convince ChatGPT to play her boyfriend and share its cunnilingus techniques with her. Amen. 

Lara and Aquaman return with a sizzling new season of ‘Pussy Church’! Join Lara as she spreads the gospel of sex, worships erotic art, and offers advice on your steamy confessions.

This week: Dive into the rise of NDAs in the dating world, discover why celibacy is the hot trend of the summer, and learn how to turn your sexual fantasies into reality. Amen.

Check out Lara's latest article here:
'When You Think Of Your Ex During Sex, What Now?'

Check out Aquaman's Instagram here. 

Lara and Aquaman are back for the new season of ‘Pussy Church’ this week, and they have some banging stories to share with you! 

Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice on your sexy confessions. This week: The legacy of Americas most famous sex therapist, Dr. Ruth, the shocking sex scenes in HBO’s new season of House Of Dragons and how to deal with an inappropriate crush. Amen.

Read Lara's Substack here. 

Lara and Aquaman are back for a brand new season of ‘Pussy Church’! Get ready for some exciting stories and juicy discussions. Join Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art, and give advice on your sexy confessions. In this week's episode:

• Discover why France is hosting the sexiest Olympics yet.
• Dive into the controversy surrounding Katy Perry’s “Women’s World” music video.
• Explore the most and least favorite sex positions.

If you want to check out Lara's latest Substack article, click here. 

Lara and Aquaman are back for the new episode of ‘Pussy Church’ this week, and they have some banging stories to share with you! Follow Lara on her quest to spread the gospel of sex, celebrate erotic art, and offer advice on your sexy confessions. This week:

• The ultimate orgasm trivia in honor of International Female Orgasm Day.
• Creative ways to handle a mismatched sex drive.

Check out Lara's latest substack article here. 

Lara and Aquaman are back for the new season of ‘Pussy Church’ this week, and they have some banging stories to share with you! 

Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice on your sexy confessions. This week: 

• The upcoming movie inspired by the erotica classic Emmanuelle
• A study revealing the top destination for romantic getaways
• The one move that drives people wild in bed.

Check out Lara’s latest Substack article here. 

From the uncensored mind of erotica writer Lara comes "Pussy Church," a new show about sex, art and female pleasure. From gospel-ing about sex news, worshiping erotic art to giving advice based on listeners' sexy confessions - Lara and her co-hosts leave very little to the imagination. Only their identities… 

Cumming soon! 

Lara and Aquaman are back for the new episode of ‘Pussy Church’ this week, and they have some banging stories to share! Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice on your sexy confessions:

• The surge in smut that’s heating up bookshelves everywhere.
• Why sex often disappoints for young adults.
• Tips on navigating a threesome successfully.

Don’t forget to check out Lara’s latest insights on her Substack!

Lara and Aquaman are back for the new episode of ‘Pussy Church’ this week, and they have some banging stories to share! Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art, and give advice on your sexy confessions:

• Our top sexting tips to spice up your summer
• New studies on the orgasm gap
• The surprising number of people who’d trade intimacy for real estate

Check out Lara’s latest Substack article here.

Lara and Aquaman are back for the new episode of ‘Pussy Church’ this week, and they have some banging stories to share! Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art, and give advice on your sexy confessions:

• Navigating love with an alter ego
• Top insights from sex therapists
• How to handle a partner who sweats a lot during sex

Check out Lara’s latest Substack article here.

Lara and Aquaman are back with a new episode of ‘Pussy Church’ this week, and they’re bursting with banging stories to share! Join Lara as she continues her quest to spread the gospel about sex, worship erotic art, and provide sage advice on your sexy confessions. This week, we're diving into:

• Kicking off cuffing season with strategies to navigate these cooler months.
• Facing the ultimate test: exploring the potential signs of porn addiction.
• Reigniting the spark: tips on how to rekindle your lust if it's fizzled out.

Check out Lara's latest Substack article here. 

This week on ‘Pussy Church,’ Lara and Aquaman are back with a brand new episode, filled with juicy stories and candid conversations! Join Lara as she preaches the gospel of sex, dives into the world of erotic art, and offers advice on your most daring confessions.

It's a special Q&A episode where we tackle your most intimate questions and share some unexpected revelations.

Tune in, and let’s get holy—Amen!

Lara's back with a bag full of (sex) toy stories and some eye-opening insights! Aquaman joins to explore the best sex toys for men—what's a game-changer and what's just noise. Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about pleasure, shed light on the hidden risks of choking during sex, and offer up tips on how to decode a lover’s style just from conversation.

This week: a deep dive into men’s pleasure tools, the safety of kink, and the subtle art of reading your lover’s desires. Amen.

Lara and Aquaman are back with a brand-new episode of Pussy Church this week, and they’ve got some sizzling stories to share! Join Lara as she preaches the gospel of sex, celebrates the beauty of erotic art, and offers sage advice on your steamiest confessions.

This episode dives into My Secret Garden—the scandalous 1970s book that unmasked female fantasies, reveals tips on how to spark arousal without any external stimuli, and breaks down why online dating feels tougher than ever in today’s world.

Lara and Aquaman are back with a brand-new episode of Pussy Church and trust me; this one’s got it all! Join Lara on her quest to preach the gospel of sex, worship erotic art, and give you advice on your sexy confessions. 

This week, we’re diving into National Contraception Day, debunking the worst myths from abstinence-only sex ed, spilling the tea on a new sex toy delivery service, and sharing what we struggle with most in bed.

Amen.

To read our latest Substack article, click here. 

Lara and Aquaman are back with a fresh new episode of Pussy Church, and trust me, you don’t want to miss this one! Join Lara on her mission to spread the gospel of sex, celebrate erotic art, and give real, no-nonsense advice on your steamiest confessions. This week, we’re serving up the ultimate guide to oral pleasure, diving into the curious trend of bringing sex toys to work, and tackling what to do if you’ve never had an orgasm.

Amen.

Lara and Aquaman are back with a brand-new episode of Pussy Church, and they’re ready to spill the tea! Join Lara as she preaches the gospel of sex, worships erotic art, and gives her unfiltered advice on your deepest confessions. This week, we’re diving into a special Q&A episode, where we answer your most intimate questions—from water sports to the most unexpected way to start a threesome, and how to talk to your partner if you have herpes.

Amen.

She cums in her dreams but sometimes a girl needs a fireman to get off… Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions.

This week: the insights of a VR porn sex club owner, the artist Pigo Lin’s obsession with ‘liquid’ ecstasy and how to have sex on your period without anybody noticing. Amen.

For show notes visit talesoflara.com or check them out here. 

She’s wearing a trench coat and nothing under… follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions.

This week: what your music taste says about your sexual preferences, Japanese artist Namio Harukawa’s ode to the “glories of the ass” and how to make a girl squirt. Amen.

For show notes visit talesoflara.com or check them out here. 

Lara and Aquaman are back for a Halloween special of Pussy Church, and they’ve got some spooky stories to share! Join Lara as she preaches the gospel of sex, worships erotic art, and gives her unfiltered advice on your steamiest confessions.

We’re talking about the sexiest ideas for Halloween night, the wildest celebrity ghost hookup stories, and a scandalous opera that’s pushing the boundaries with blood, sex, and religious imagery like never before.

Amen.

To check out Lara's latest Substack article, click here. 

Lara and Aquaman are back with a special confessions episode of Pussy Church, and trust us, it’s steamy! Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art, and dive into your juiciest questions. This week, we’re talking what fantasies are actually normal, what to do if you’re tangled up with your cousin’s ex, and what really turns you on. Expect unfiltered advice, and a little sinful fun. 

Amen. 

This week, we're taking a trip back to 2022 to revisit an episode where I asked you, my lovely listeners, to share your sex resolutions. Amid the post-pandemic haze, these intentions became a powerful reminder of the ways we can choose pleasure and connection. Now, after another year of changes—and some election-week uncertainty—it feels like the perfect time to bring this conversation back.

Join me as we dive into your resolutions, your desires, and the intentions that still resonate. This episode is an invitation to ground yourself, reflect on your own journey, and perhaps set a new intention or two for the road ahead. So find your favorite cozy spot, breathe in deeply, and let’s rediscover the power of choosing pleasure, together.

Amen.

Lara is back for a new episode of Pussy Church this week, and she’s bringing some thought-provoking stories to the pulpit! Follow Lara as she preaches about the intersection of politics and pleasure, unpacks the headlines, and dives deep into your world of sexy confessions:

We’re talking about the rise of the 4B movement after Trump’s election, the controversial push to ban porn under Project 2025, and California’s bold step forward for marriage equality with Prop 3.

Let’s dive in.
Amen.

To check our Lara's latest article click here. 

Lara and Aquaman are back with a brand-new episode of Pussy Church, and they’re diving into your deepest confessions! Join Lara as she preaches the gospel of sex, worships erotic art, and dishes out unfiltered advice in this special Q&A episode.

This week, it’s all about your most intimate questions—from navigating a new partner who’s still hung up on their ex to what to do when sex gets boring, and even fantasies involving naughty strangers. Tune in for the juiciest confessions, candid advice, and a little sinful fun.

Amen

Lara and Aquaman are back with a brand-new episode of Pussy Church, and they’re diving into all things sacred and sinful! Join Lara as she preaches the gospel of sex, worships erotic art, and shares stories that celebrate the wild, the curious, and the transformative.

This week, Lara takes us inside a tantra workshop, unpacks the thrill of hot sex in the rain, and reviews the buzzworthy new movie Queer. Plus, ever wondered why people are obsessed with feet? We’re exploring that, too. Tune in for a mix of personal stories, cultural insights, and a little naughty fun.

Amen.

To check out Lara's latest article on Substack, click here.

Happy Sunday, and welcome back to Pussy Church! In this special episode, I’m celebrating the return of my debut book of erotic poetry and photography, now back in stock after being sold out for a while.

To mark the occasion, I’m sharing a reading from the book’s original release—a piece that’s incredibly close to my heart. It’s an intimate moment I’m thrilled to share with you, paired with a stunning soundtrack by JRobb, whose music you can explore through the link in the show notes.

If you’d like to get your hands on a copy of the book, they’re available now at talesoflara.com—but only for a limited time.

So lean back, get comfortable, and let’s dive into this sensual journey together.

Lara and Aquaman are making waves in this week’s episode of Pussy Church, and they’ve got some steamy stories to share! Join Lara as she preaches the gospel of sex, celebrates erotic art, and answers your juiciest confessions.

We’re talking about last-minute sexy holiday gifts to spice up your season, Aquaman’s wild weekend escapade with four partners (yes, four!), and what to do when you catch yourself missing your ex… wetting the bed.

Happy holidays! 

Check out the latest article on the Tales Of Lara Substack here. 

Happy Sunday, and welcome back to Pussy Church! This week, we’re embracing the holiday spirit with a special confessions episode. We’re diving into what to do when you’ve lost hope in love, the challenges of being a 30-year-old virgin, and more of your juicy stories.

Get ready for advice, a few laughs, and maybe even a little holiday redemption. Amen.

Check out Tales Of Lara's latest Substack article here. 

She records her orgasms for ‘scientific purposes’ and the girls buy pregnancy tests...follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions.

This week: sex tips from male escorts, ancient erotic art aka “the cunt in the cave” and what to do if you live in a country where sex toys are illegal.

For show notes click here or visit talesoflara.com

Happy New Year, my lovely congregation! This week, we’re kicking things off by diving into your 2025 sex resolutions. From reclaiming pleasure and overcoming challenges to embracing bold new adventures (looking at you, shibari and MMF fans), you’ve sent in the wildest, sweetest, and most inspiring goals for the year ahead.

So grab your headphones, find your favorite position, and let’s speak these resolutions into existence together. Amen. 

Happy Sunday, and welcome back to Pussy Church!

Get ready for my first solo episode. We’re talking about the celibacy trend—why more and more women are saying no to sex, and whether that’s really the way to reclaim our power. From #Boysober to Korea’s 4B movement, celibacy is being framed as a feminist protest. But is it actually a revolution, or just another kind of trap?

Let’s get into it.

Check out Tales of Lara’s latest Substack article here

Happy Sunday, my lovely congregation, and welcome back to Pussy Church! This week, we’re diving deep into the wild world of sex dreams.

Ever woken up from a dream thinking: Why the hell was I hooking up with my ex? Why was my best friend suddenly sexy? And why was I pregnant... again?! Yeah, me—all three. 

In this episode, we’ll break down:
🔹 Why we have sex dreams (and yes, why some people even orgasm in their sleep)
🔹 What different types of sex dreams might mean—from exes to strangers to your boss (yikes)
🔹 How history, psychology, and even religion have shaped the way we think about sex in our sleep

If you’ve ever woken up from a dream both turned on and slightly disturbed, this one’s for you. Let’s get into it. Amen.

You can find the Tales Of Lara substack here. 

Happy Sunday, my lovely congregation, and welcome back to Pussy Church! This week, we’re diving into polyamory, open relationships, and whether being "open" is really the enlightened choice—or just another relationship trend.

I break down: my almost-open relationship, the history & science of monogamy and the rise of non-monogamy. 

Plus, how growing up in a Buddhist commune shaped my views on love and loyalty.

If you’ve ever wondered, non-monogamy is the future—or just a phase?—this one’s for you.

Amen.

She goes pole dancing and the girls contemplate masturbation ‘abstinence’… follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions.

This week: the lowdown on libido enhancing drugs, the hottest song to have sex to and how to arrange a threesome.

For show notes click here or visit talesoflara.com

Lara and Aquaman are back with a brand-new episode of Pussy Church, and this week, we’re diving into the future of sex. From the dawn of sex robots to an exclusive $18,000 retreat that promises to teach women how to orgasm, we’re breaking down what’s real and what’s just clever marketing. Plus, we’re talking about Anora, the Oscar-winning film about a sex worker that has everyone buzzing.

 Amen.

Check out the Tales Of Lara substack here. 

Lara and Aquaman are back with a brand-new episode of Pussy Church, and this week, we’re talking all things orgasm. A new study reveals that prioritizing your pleasure actually makes you come more—so why aren’t we all doing it? Plus, we’re diving into Luigi’s alleged sex tape scandal (yes, that Luigi), and we share our do's and don'ts for your next threesome. 

Amen.

Check out the Tales Of Lara substack here. 

Some peg, some squirt…some buy sex blankets?! 
Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions. 

This week: the weirdest sex toys on the internet, the book about the ‘consensual slave girl’ and the ladies’ favorite whips. 

For show notes visit talesoflara.com or click here. 

She tries CBD lube and the girls discuss the ‘mile high club’… follow Lara quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions. 

This week: the worst sex advice by cosmo & men’s health, the cornucopia of fetishes in Milo Manara’s comic books and how to tell your parents you’re an erotic artist.

For show notes visit talesoflara.com or click here. 

She trains for the multiple-orgasm olympics and the girls talk about... dirty talk! Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions.

This week: all about the “pony play” fetish, why straight girls in China read gay erotica and how to ask your partner for more butt play.

For show notes go to talesoflara.com or click here. 

She deals with some big dick energy and the girls chat about poppers & nipple clamps...

Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions.

This week: how rabbits are helping to figure out the female orgasm, this year's top stripper movie and what rules people need in an open relationship.

For show notes visit talesoflara.com or click here. 

She’s turned on by strangers in cars and the girls “come as they are”… follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions.

This week: people who have sex on stage, the wildest positions in the Kama Sutra and thoughts on guys who can blow themselves.

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She has forbidden sex dreams and the girls marvel over cock rings… follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions.

This week: the world of audio porn, is ‘Hentai’ just octopus porn? And what if your partner asks you to have sex with a stranger in front of them.

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She’s taking her temperature to… not have babies (!) and the girls discuss the pull-out method. Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions.

This week: the new & booming sex tourism trend, watercolor porn and how to set-up a threesome. 

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The girls hold church at a hotel and talk hotel sex…

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This week: the weirdest sex myths, the queen of erotica Anais Nin and how to cum vaginally. 

She learns about ‘anal diets’ and the girls chat about the dos and don’ts of sending nudes… Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice on your sexy confessions. This week: the best sex clubs in the world, the queen of pussy raps and how to make yourself squirt. Amen.

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She tries ‘sexorcism’ and the girls ponder about break-up sex… Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice on your sexy confessions. This week: sex terms you didn’t need to know about, a new doc about #femalepleasure and how to figure out if your new partner has a foot fetish. Amen. 

She’s asked “did you cum yet?” and the girls talk about why NOT to fake orgasms… Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice on your sexy confessions. This week: Chinese sex toys ‘lost in translation,’ the queen of indie porn Erika Lust and if being submissive in bed equals laziness.

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She explores her ‘sexual cues’ and the girls talk major turn-ons & turn offs... Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice on your sexy confessions. This week: what to eat DURING sex, the OG of sex advice, Dr. Ruth and what to do when dirty talk goes wrong. 

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She ‘floods’ her kitchen and the girls talk about how to surprise your clit... Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice on your sexy confessions. This week: the most popular porn search terms, the Literary Reviews’ bad sex awards and what gets someone kicked out of the girls’ beds. 

She gets invited to a BDSM hotel and the girls contemplate torture toys. Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice on your sexy confessions. This week: the soul cycle of sex clubs, dick art throughout the ages and how to date a DILF. 

She’s “travel dating” and the girls discuss how to make yourself squirt.

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This week: the worst ‘sex’ gifts, the art of tying your partner up in style and how to sexify your apartment…

She’s chatting with ‘Aquaman’ and it's getting very wet…

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This week: Havard’s sex week, how to tell what BDSM archetype you are and the best movie sex scenes in history. Amen. 

Lara and Auqaman talk about their 2020 sex resolutions and how to cum, again and again.

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This week: the top sex trends for the upcoming year, pussy art throughout the ages and anything you wanted to know about prepping for anal play. Amen. 

She wears a coat and nothing under… in public & the girls discuss cuckolding. 

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This week: the top sex science studies, the history of “the nude,” and how to find men who are good at oral sex. 

She gets a sex(y) massage and the girls discuss "happy endings." 

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This week: the top sex toys from CES 2020, the art of erotic communication and how to get into BDSM. Amen. 

She takes on a ‘masturbation’ challenge and the girls’ neighbors have loud sex. 

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This week: the book ‘Boys and Sex,’ the grandfather of Japanese erotica and the best vibrating panties out there. Amen. 

She chats with Noah Lampert from the Synchronicity podcast and they ponder ‘sex in space’ and zero-gravity squirting. 

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This week: sex workshops, the king of tantra art: Alphachanneling, and how to prep for a golden shower in style. Amen. 

She tries wax play and the girls prepare for pegging...

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This week: the best & worst Valentine’s Day tips, the hottest (c)literature and how often a woman should masturbate. Amen. 

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She talks with the hosts of the podcast ’Girls On Porn’ and the girls discuss their fav films & performers.

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This week: the Oscars of porn, ancient sex rituals and how to set up your very first time. Having sex that is. Amen. 

She talks to erotic art curator “Breakfast Beast” and the girls chat unsolicited dick pics and the pros and cons of online anonymity. 

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This week: a new app that helps you figure out your sexual personality type, the top erotic artists on instagram and how to reach an A-spot orgasm. Amen. 

She talks sex dolls and the girls discuss what everyone gets wrong about body image. 

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This week: the all-girls sex parties thrown by ‘Skirt Club,’ the worst songs to bang to and steamy “pegging” confessions. Amen.

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She finds Coronavirus porn and the girls talk about all the toys to use to masturbate. 

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This week: female pleasure facts in honor of International Women’s Day, the art of the orgasm face ‘ahegao’ and if should fuck a narcissist is the dick is fire.  

She looks into why people report the wrong numbers of sex partners and Aquaman explains why narcissist are great in bed. 

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This week: male pleasure facts, the dirty mind of Henry Miller and how to tell someone that you want them to be your dom. 

She contemplates quarantine ‘buddies’ and the girls talk dating & sex in the age of Covid19. 

Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions. This week: tips from phone sex operators, the hottest erotic sculptors throughout history and how to ask your partner to go down on you. Amen. 

She explores virtual dating and the girls chat pros and cons of quarantining with & without your partner. 

Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions. This week: new online dating inventions, the illustrator of “Things You Don’t See In Mainstream Porn” and how to practice edging. Amen. 

She takes on a masturbation challenge and the girls talk virtual sex (parties). Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice on your sexy confessions. This week: how to get more intimate & deeper with your partner during quarantine, the history of stripping, and details about yoni mapping. Amen . 

Welcum to “Pillow Talk,” a new quarantine series where Lara calls up her favorite creators to chat about sex, art and challenges them to a game of “Truth or Dare.” 

Today: the phenomenal conceptual artist Alexandra Rubinstein, her celebrity cunnilingus series and how to draw dicks in style. Amen.

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Welcum to “Pillow Talk,” a new quarantine series where Lara calls up her favorite creators to chat about sex, art and challenges them to a game of “Truth or Dare.” 

Today: the amazing Daniel Saynt, chief conspirator and creator of the New York sex club NSFW, his brand new virtual sex parties, how to spread sex positivity online and lessons on the male orgasm. Amen. 

Welcum to “Pillow Talk,” a new quarantine series where Lara calls up her favorite creators to chat about sex, art and challenges them to a game of “Truth or Dare.” 

Today: the erotic watercolor artist Kim Manning, her newest commission pieces, why we both love reading porn comments and how to write hot sexts during quarantine. Amen.

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She preps her after quarantine sex bucket list and the girls chat about Lara's sex party. Follow Lara on her quest to gospel about sex, worship erotic art and give advice based on your sexy confessions. This week: virtual sex parties, the queen of pussy rap Megan The Stallion and how to work up to a blended orgasm. Amen. 

Welcum to “Pillow Talk,” a new quarantine series where Lara calls up her favorite creators to chat about sex, art and challenges them to a game of “Truth or Dare.” 

Today: the hosts from the podcast ‘Girl On Porn,’ their porn trend predictions, our sex cure for the quarantine and dirty talk dares. Amen. 

Welcum to “Pillow Talk,” a new quarantine series where Lara calls up her favorite creators to chat about sex, art and challenges them to a game of “Truth or Dare.”
Today: Leticia Gicovate, the editor of the erotica magazine Nin, her newest nude project called “Anonymous,” our spirit animal Anais Nin and why aliens would never understand why humans are ashamed of sex. Amen.

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Welcum to “Pillow Talk,” a new quarantine series where Lara calls up her favorite creators to chat about sex, art and challenges them to a game of “Truth or Dare.” Today: erotic painter Allie Fuller, her newest dick sculptures, how to work with nude models and the craziest places we had sex at. Amen.

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