Ornate Stairwells (Export Audio)

We were going to watch Wild At Heart but then we realized we had two movies we watched together to talk about and hadn't done a proper episode in a while. So we decided to clear out our backlog of things to discuss to prepare us for the new year of... finishing this David Lynch project but in a slightly different way than we originally intended.

Next week we will be back to talk about Wild At Heart. For real this time!

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CONTENT WARNING: We talk about rape, sexual abuse, and the sexualization of young girls in this one.

Surprising no one, Niamh wanted to watch two Japanese crime films from 1973.

Next week we will be back to talk about Aquarius actually truly for real this time.

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Next week Niamh will be back with Em to talk about Sweet Home! We'll then go every other week for a bit and recalibrate when Autumn is back on the pod!

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You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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We could honestly both still use a nap.

Next week we will be back to talk about The Elephant Man.

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"You can fool everybody, but landie dearie me, you can't fool a cat. They seem to know who's not right. A podcaster, if you know what I mean..."

Next week we will be back to talk about Suspiria (1977).

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You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Episode title: There is a beautiful white child with the face of an adult in a fuzzy photo of sasquatch pose

Next week we will be back to talk about Querelle! Yes, actually next week because we got off schedule with this episode because Niamh was sick as shit.

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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"It's great that you're not afraid to give bad takes on a podcast!"

Happy one year of the podcast! Next week we will continue the celebration with The Third Man!

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You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality.

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In which Nia brought Police Story because she was appalled I hadn't seen Police Story, and then 20 minutes in I remembered I had in fact seen Police Story. Oh well! This movie still kicks ass!

Next week we will be back to talk about Love Brewed in the African Pot

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcast, Ghost Divers, by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers

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You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Episode title: Can you imagine trying to animate those Peanuts children climbing stairs?

Next week (actually for real this time) we will be back to talk about Barry Lyndon (also actually for real this time).

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Did you know they had to dye an entire town's corn syrup supply to make this movie?

Next week we will be back to talk about Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcast, Ghost Divers, by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Episode title: Brando Sando is anime for Christians

We will be back in two weeks to talk about Moonlight!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality.

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Episode title: The Stain on the Ironing Board

We will be back in two weeks to talk about The Happiness of the Katakuris

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

You can also listen to this podcast a week early by giving us a dollar on the patreon!!!

Find out more at https://ornate-stairwells.pinecast.co

We finish up our discussion of Ikoku Nikki with volumes 10 and 11!

In two weeks, Niamh and Autumn with be watching Perfect Blue with Nerissa Ravencroft for episode 100 of the podcast! Send in your questions as long as they aren't about struck work! exportaudiopodcast@gmail.com!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

You can also get listen to this podcast a week early by giving us a dollar on the patreon!!!

Find out more at https://ornate-stairwells.pinecast.co

I don't have a funny edit to a famous quote for this one, I think this was just a really good episode of our show.

Next week we will be back to talk about Cure with our very first guest, Em of Abnormal Mapping fame!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcast, Ghost Divers, by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Finally, we get some meat in Ikoku Nikki... and in our runtime...

Next week we will be back to talk about Ikoku Nikki, vols. 4 & 5!

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You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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I'm too tired for a funny quote tonight but I think this was a good episode.

Next week we will be back to talk about The Taste of Tea.

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I can't believe Autumn had that little chill when it was pretty normal and not like a huge dramatic scene.

In two weeks, we will be back to finish out discussion of Ikoku Nikki with volumes 10 & 11!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Episode title: Fully Erect Kyle

We will be back in two weeks to talk about Born in Flames!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Find out more at https://ornate-stairwells.pinecast.co

We are here this week to talk about the single greatest movie ever made, the real reason this podcast exists, Tokyo Drifter. Mostly we are here to make a case for watching the damn movie cuz it really speaks for itself haha. We also talk a bit about Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, The Green Knight, and very very very briefly about [checks notes] Evangelion Shin Gekijōban: Q & Evangelion Shin Gekijōban:||

Next week we will be back to talk about In The Mood for Love! If folks are not familiar, Wong Kar Wai recently did some restorations of his films, which you can find by going to the Criterion channel to stream! We are kind of obtuse assholes and will be seeking out the older home video releases and watching those, but the changes are strictly visual if you're wondering.

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcast, Ghost Divers, by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Episode title: I didn't watch Madame Web, why would you give me that as an example???

We will be back in one week to talk about Belladonna of Sadness!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality.

You can also listen to this podcast a week early by giving us a dollar on the patreon!!!

Find out more at https://ornate-stairwells.pinecast.co

Episode title: Full Frontal Donald Sutherland

We will be back in two weeks to talk about Persona!

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You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality.

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"So you've come, Listener. Why did you press play on this podcast? You know why? By pressing play, you could learn my true secret, all by yourself. You didn't have to, though. Anyone who wants to meet their true self is bound to make their own podcast someday. It's fate."

We are joined today by Em of Abnormal Mapping! It was a blast to have them on as our first guest.

Next week we will be back to talk about Michelangelo Antonioni's Blow-Up!

You can follow Em on twitter @em_being and should go listen to their other podcasts by going to www.abnormalmapping.com, especially Repertory Screenings!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcast, Ghost Divers, by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

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"Welcome to Stairwells. My name is Niamh Schönherr. I live in Chicago. I am known as the NANA Lady. There is a story behind that. There are many stories on Stairwells. Some of them are sad, some funny. Some of them are stories of Autumn getting really high, of Deep Space 9. Some are ordinary. Yet they all have about them a sense of erotics—the erotics of cinema.

"Sometimes, the erotics of erotic thrillers. The erotics of vampire movies. Vampire movies that are blood horny.

"To introduce this podcast, let me just say it encompasses the all—it is beyond the 'aesthetics,' though few would know that meaning. It is a podcast of many, but begins with one—and we watched it this week.

"The one leading to the many is 'The Pilot.' 'The Pilot' is the one."

Next week we will be back to talk about Twin Peaks, S1E2: Episode 1 aka Traces to Nowhere!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers and Pondering Pootan, by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers and exportaud.io/pootan.

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It's a prison podcast. It's a podcast to listen to in prison. The whole damn day. To keep you from thinking. To forget about the prison you're in and recreate it in your mind. To forget about the bars you have in front of you. That's it. It's a hypnotic discussion that turns you into a fool. It's an illusion of freedom. So that people don't think. Yes, no, film, aesthetics, yes. Stairwells? Yes. Ornate? Yes. But the next day, boom! You have to go to work. And you were convinced by someone. That if you watched a movie and talked about it, you'd be freer. But no. Not at all. It's falling asleep in defeat. "Don't rebel, don't think. Give it to me, give it to me." I can't believe you're watching arthouse films, for Christ's sake!

Next week we will be back to talk about She's Gotta Have It.

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcast, Ghost Divers, by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Diary of a Non-Linear Time: A Study of a Niamh and an Autumn with a large age gap podcasting together.

Next week we will be back to talk about Ikoku Nikki, vols. 2 & 3!

Special thanks to Cam Marshall for our special Non-Homophonia Zone cover art!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Episode title: Good job exercising state violence against the guy I didn't like! a.k.a. NANA IS THE BEST!

Next week we will be back to talk about The Blue Angel

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Find out more at https://ornate-stairwells.pinecast.co

This week, I joined Niamh in Chicago and we went to an actual movie theater to see I Carry You With Me! It attempts to blend documentary and narrative filmmaking in ambitious ways that we didn't necessarily love, but got a really good discussion out of it. Then we moved on to talk about our regularly scheduled movie night movie, Red Peony Gambler 3: The Hanafuda Match. Now that's one hell of a movie.

Next week we will be back to talk about the 1987 Wim Wenders movie, Wings of Desire!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcast, Ghost Divers, by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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Episode title: You want the dick too bad, I need you to kill this man before it ruins you

We will be back in two weeks to talk about Eyes Wide Shut!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @foxmomnia.bsky.social and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @autumnalcoffee.bsky.social and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality.

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Episode title: Are you not going to shout "Shut up!" at me this time?

We will be back in two weeks to talk about Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality.

You can also listen to this podcast a week early by giving us a dollar on the patreon!!!

Find out more at https://ornate-stairwells.pinecast.co

We came up with some funny title for this episode in the course of the episode but now neither of us remembers it and I'm too lazy to go hunting through the episode to try to find it so I just decided on another one.

Anyway, Autumn is back! But of course we aren't talking about movies so we just recorded an hour-plus of non-homophobia zone content, including catching up on what we've both been up to lately, talking a little about the strike, and also deciding on what we'll be doing during the strike.

Speaking of, next week we will be back to talk about Ikoku Nikki, vol. 1!

I think for the duration of the strike I'm just going to keep up the Non-Homophobia Zone name and theming. Sorry to everyone who doesn't want to listen to a 10 minute droning goth song before the actual episode but also I'm not sorry.

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see our stairwell rating spreadsheet by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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"Don't podcast! Don't you ever podcast! Do you know how much time is needed to record a podcast? A whole fucking evening! A fuckin' evening! That's like three hours, mister! I didn't want you to get a fuckin' microphone, and I want you to return that motherfucker! And I want you to be fine just posting! Fifty-fuckin'-thousand people started podcasts last year 'cause of fuckin' assholes like you! Tell me you're not gonna use that mic!"

We will be back in two weeks to talk about The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant!

Also here's the upcoming release schedule since it's a little weird (note that episodes will be available a week earlier in the Patreon feed):

• Episode 89: 11 July 2023
• Episode 90: 1 August 2023
• Episode 91: 15 August 2023
• (should continue biweekly from here)

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

You can also get listen to this podcast a week early by giving us a dollar on the patreon!!!

Find out more at https://ornate-stairwells.pinecast.co

Hi folks! The movie we are discussing this week is pretty dark--we give specific content warnings at the start of the episode--so just be ready for that if you intend to watch it. This movie is pretty fucking remarkable, so if you feel like you are able to watch it, I cannot recommend it highly enough. We had a good time trying to talk about it, made easier by the fact Niamh wrote faer thesis on it.

We will be back in two weeks to talk about some motherfucking anime. That's right, Akira, bitch.

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcast, Ghost Divers, by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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"You will burn forever in the flames of eternal podcasts."

Next week we will be back to talk about Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers and Pondering Pootan, by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers and exportaud.io/pootan.

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You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

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"Podcasting is emptiness."

Next week we will be back to talk about Man with a Movie Camera.

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

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This entire episode was recorded on a soundstage with a giant matte painting of Mt. Fuji in the background. Both of us are in drag. And if you think about it, a podcast is kinda like a duet, so we even hired a bunch of choreographed dancers for this one. You can't see them because it's an audio medium, but trust us. They're there.

Next week we will be back to start out our Halloween offering with the classic Hays Code–era lesbian erotic thriller Cat People (1942). I mean, look, it's doing what it can within the Code.

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"I'm tougher than you think! The host of any podcast has to be the very best in kung fu."

Next week we will be back to talk about Dead or Alive and Dead or Alive 2: Birds. The Miike Takashi films. Don't watch the video game movies.

EDIT: We actually won't be back next week! Autumn was sick when we were supposed to watch Birds and when we were supposed to record, and then we hit our already planned hiatus for travel. We might try to do a bonus episode if we can squeeze it in between Niamh and Autumn's trips, also maybe Niamh will do an episode with just Em?

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We ended up not having time to watch 2046, but we did still have time to record a 3½ hour podcast about a bunch of other movies we watched. Somehow this makes sense. Just trust us. Anyway, in addition to running through a bunch of stuff we watched, we also look back at the start of the podcast and how it’s changed our relationship to cinema.

Next week we will be back to talk about Police Story! We forgot to say that in the episode but yeah. Police Story lol. It's in the spreadsheet.

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[gazing at Gotham City Limits recording a 16 minute podcast on the beach] I could never live like that...

Next week we will be back to talk about Chungking Express!

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Sickness stopped us from doing our normal episode, but we are here with some silliness anyway. Have a good week everyone!

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This week on Ornate Stairwells, we talk about the best movie we've seen so far, and also the one that is lightest on narrative content. Buckle in for an hour 45 of men staring at things and looking forlorn. We eat this shit UP.

Next week we will be back to talk about Mulholland Drive, the 2001 David Lynch classic!

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Episode title: This is going to be really hard to explain to you because we don't go to church, so it's just a cool cup people want

We will be back in three weeks to talk about The Boy and the Wind!

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"Lately I've been filled with the knowledge that Ominous Stairwells will strike again. But because it is just a feeling, I am powerless to stop it. One more thing, Autumn. When the next episode happens, you will help me record it."

Next week we will be back to talk about The Devils!

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"There is a sadness in this world, for we are ignorant of many things. Yes, we are ignorant of many beautiful things. Things like the truth. So sadness in our ignorance is very real. The tears are real. What is this thing called a tear? There are even tiny ducts—tear ducts—to produce these tears should the sadness occur.

"Then the day when the sadness comes. Then we ask, 'Will the sadness which makes me cry, will the sadness that makes me cry my heart out, will it ever end?' The answer, of course, is yes. One day, the sadness will end. And then the podcast can begin."

Next week we will be back to talk about Twin Peaks S1E5: Episode 4 aka The One-Armed Man!

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We didn't really have the energy to watch Bram Stoker's Dracula and also record a podcast about it so we kind of just bullshitted for two hours and talked a little about our less-than-ideal (but still very fun) drive-in movie experience watching Nadja. We also start this episode out by watching the Don Hertzfeldt short "Wisdom Teeth." You can use this url to follow along when we hit play, just uh content warnings for like body horror, blood, dental stuff, birthing (I guess???), and baby eating (kinda???): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W-VGUOiVDc

Next week we will be back to talk about Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992). For real this time!

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Als das Podcaster Podcaster war,

We talk about Wim Wenders' 1987 classic Der Himmel über Berlin and decide that we're both calling it that because it's a way better title. We also talk about family ties to the city of Berlin, war, the nature of memory and perception, poetry, Peter Falk, and the like 20 other movies we watched between episodes. It's a good time! I'm really proud of this episode

Next time we will be back with another movie about angels, Angels of the Universe!

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"I have a podcast, yes. Is it funny to you? It is not to me. Behind all things are reasons. Reasons can even explain the absurd.

"Do we have the time to learn the reasons behind human beings' varied behavior? I think not. Some take the time. Are they called listeners? Hit play, and see what life teaches."

Next week we will be back to talk about Twin Peaks S1E3: Episode 2 aka Zen, or the Skill to Catch a Killer!

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"Have you noticed? Order and obedience are smooth. But the sun stutters. The heart stutters. Podcasts stutter. Stutter and shout!"

We will be back in two weeks to talk about Basic Instinct!

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You can follow Em on twitter @em_being and should go listen to their other podcasts by going to www.abnormalmapping.com, especially Repertory Screenings!

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When we podcast it's more like Femme Cassidy and the Sundance Cat, am I right?

Articles we talked about in the episode! Gilgamesh and the Sundance Kid: The Myth of Male Friendship By Dorothy Hammond and Alta Jablow, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid by Ian C. Bloom, and Outlaws, Buddies, and Lovers: The Sexual Politics of Calamity Jane and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid by Frances Pheasant-Kelly.

Next week we will be back to talk about Rebels of the Neon God!

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Niamh is no longer the one who brought the worst movie we've ever covered.

Next week we will be back to talk about a much better movie that's also kind of sensationalizing trans people, Funeral Parade of Roses!

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"So, printin's yer business, eh? Podcastin's mine. Thirty years! I've watched Twitter change from pastures to the hell-hole it is now! I put every damn episode in this feed! People think pods cast in their homes! Well they sure as hell don't. Look at my knees! Look at my knees!"

Spoiler Warning: Once we get to the final segment discussing the main film, Eraserhead, we talk a little about how it relates to Twin Peaks, especially Twin Peaks: The Return. If you are sensitive to spoilers, be aware that we talk a little about Episodes 2, 3, and 8 of The Return.

Next week we will be back to talk about The Elephant Man!

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Wherein we talk a lot of shit about a certain coffee chain.

We will be back in two weeks to talk about Ikoku Nikki, vols. 6 & 7

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"I was taught that I should come to Chicago, become an independent woman. And my prince would come, and he would be a producer, and he would get me a podcast, and I would make my living waiting on tables. I would wait—'til 30, 'til 40, 'til 50. And I was taught that to be a podcaster, one should be fashionable, and to be fashionable is to be androgynous. And I am androgynous not less than David Bowie himself. And they call me beautiful, and I kill with my cunt. Isn't it fashionable?"

I couldn't find any good quotes from Sweet Home to riff on but I remembered this one from Liquid Sky that was too good to ignore.

Next week we will be back to talk about Throw Away Your Books, Rally in the Streets!

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You can follow Em on twitter @em_being and should go listen to their other podcasts by going to www.abnormalmapping.com, especially Repertory Screenings!

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We watched 13 short films!

1. Ajube Kete (2005)
2. Tea 4 Two (2006)
3. Intermittent Delight (2007)
4. Boyant: A Michael Jordan in a Speedo is Far Beyond the Horizon (2008)
5. Me Broni Ba (2009)
6. Drexciya (2010)
7. Split Ends, I Feel Wonderful (2012)
8. Kwaku Ananse (2013)
9. Bus Nut (2015)
10. Reluctantly Queer (2016)
11. On Monday of Last Week (2018)
12. Mahogany Too (2018)
13. Pelourinho: They Don’t Really Care About Us (2019)

Normally I would find some quote from the movie and make it a funny thing about podcasting or whatever but I am exceedingly tired and also these just aren't that kind of movie. I'll try to be funnier next week. Sorry.

Speaking of next week, we will be back to talk about Boyz in the Hood!

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We're back to our usual antics this week and while neither of us watched 2046 like we said we would, we are here to talk about a bunch of films owned by the Disney corporation before we get into our main feature. Shoutouts to the Cinema Culture Society of Ghana for making this film available for free on YouTube.

Next week we will be back to talk about Ema (2019).

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"That's what I don't understand. Why does one say, 'I love you'? Do you understand? Why can't one say, for example, 'Podcast'?"

Next week we will be back to talk about Black God, White Devil.

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Lies! Lies and heresy. The Podcaster is a liar, and the spinner of lies. If the Podcaster's evidence is to be accepted, the most virtuous listeners are in the greatest of danger, for it against these that the Host rages most violently. I had never kept hidden the blueberry pavlova before the moment Autumn hit record, but the Podcaster has spoken, and to doubt their word is sacrilege.

Next week we will be back to talk about Picnic at Hanging Rock!

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Episode title: It took two recordings, but we finally did it. We finally got Autumn to finish something called "Persona" and record with Niamh about it...

We will be back in two weeks to talk about Akira Kurosawa's Dreams!

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Podcasters—such strange animals. What are they living for? Their faces are lifeless, dead. They're desperately pretending to be alive. Why make such a big deal about slaughtering one of these dumb beasts? It was no crime. Far more ordinary than that.

Spoiler warning: Niamh rants a little about the last two Eva Rebuild movies at the end of this podcast. You'll know when it's happening and if you don't want those spoilers, you can just stop listening or jump ahead to like 1:39:00.

Next week we will be back to talk about Let Me Die A Woman (1978).

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Episode title: autumn-and-niamh-shouting-A-MINUS-in-unison.wav

In two weeks we will be back to talk about Cruising!

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CONTENT WARNING: When we get to the discussion of Skinamarink at the end of this episode, we talk in more detail than usual about things like child abuse and self-harm.

Normally I take some quote from the movie and make it about podcasting or whatever, but not a lot is really said in Skinamarink. So I guess I'll just say that Autumn and I emphatically did not go to sleep and in fact stayed up and recorded for 3 fucking hours again.

Also we forgot to actually rate the stairs in the episode but it's an S. It's a fucking S.

Next week we will be back to talk about Sunset Boulevard.

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This week we talk about a beloved classic of crime movies! And, in a real change of pace for us, one that wasn't made in Japan! We talk all about how weird and cool movies were at the turn of the millennium and how this movie couldn't be made in any year except 2002.

Next week! Y tu mamá también, Alfonso Cuarón's turn of the millennium beloved classic haha.

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"Actually, really knowing someone doesn't mean anything. People change. A person may like our podcast today and another show tomorrow."

Next week we will be back to talk about Pastoral: To Die in the Country.

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Alright, microphones. Action!

So they were recording after all, those microphones. Podcasts, which can be strangely merciful, had taken pity on Ornate Stairwells. The movies they had clung to so desperately had enfloded them.

Mr. DeMille can I say a few words? I just want to say how happy I am to be back in the studio. You see podcasts are my life and it always will be, there's nothing else. Just us, and the microphones, and those wonderful people out there at work. Alright Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close up.

Next week we will be back to talk about Smooth Talk!

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There is no life in this body. I am nothing, lifeless, soulless, hated and feared. I am dead to all the world—hear me! I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am a podcaster.

Anyway, this podcast is now old enough to drink in Iceland! Next week we will be back to talk about Dragon Inn (and then the next week, our very first repeat director with Goodbye, Dragon Inn).

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"That's a terrible podcast. Jack, what cat did you have to strangle to get that?"
"The one you hired. That's her cringe takes."
"You mean you didn't dub that?"

You kind find the review of Blow-Up by Roger Ebert that Niamh mentioned here: https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/great-movie-blow-up-1966

Next week we will be back to talk about Kleber Mendonça Filho's Aquarius!

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"It is by will alone I set this pod into the feed. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire words, the words become a podcast. It is by will alone I set this pod into the feed. It is by will alone I set this pod into the feed. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire words, the words become a podcast. It is by will alone I set this pod into the feed."

Next week we will be back to talk about Blue Velvet!

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Surprise Ornate Stairwells! Perhaps less surprising to you because it hit the patreon last week. Em joined me to talk about Gregg Araki's heterosexual classic, The Doom Generation

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Episode Title: Are You Done Doing Your Plugs Yet?

We will be back in two weeks to talk about Mr Freedom with special guest Rick!

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Suzy: What do podcasters do? Dr. Mandel: They are malefic, negative, and destructive. Their knowledge of the art of interpretation gives them tremendous powers. They can change the course of events and movies' meaning, through interpretation. You don't believe me? Their goal is to accumulate great personal attention. It can only be achieved by a narcissistic desire to be listened to by others. They can cause parasocial feelings, deviancy, and even the radicalization of those who for whatever reason subscribe to them. Why do you have all this interest in podcasts? Suzy: Because friends told me to listen to Ornate Stairwells. I watched some movies.

Next week we will be back to talk about Suicide Circle a.k.a. Suicide Club. Just uh... some content warnings for suicide and also rape for that one. Plus just like gross horror gore stuff.

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"I look at you. I look right in your eyes... and all I see are a bunch of trashy podcasts."

Next week we will be back to talk about Devil in a Blue Dress!

Also, we were both on the Titanic episode of Block Busters.

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“A three-and-a-half-hour podcast has every fan’s wish as its subject. For some they enrapture the ear. For others they play on forever, never fading to white noise, never getting interesting until the listener turns their podcast app off in resignation, their dreams mocked to death by time. That is the life of a podcast fan. Now, podcasters omit all the things they don’t want to cover and cover all the things they don’t want to omit. The dream is the truth. Then they record and say things accordingly.”

SPOILER WARNING: Autumn recounted the entire plot of Deep Cover (it’s from 1:31:23 to 1:45:07 if you want to skip spoilers). If you just want to hear the discussion of She’s Gotta Have It I guess skip ahead to, uh... 2:24:10. Listen, this was a long one, but we think it’s a good one.

Next week we will be back to talk about the collected short films of Akosua Adoma Owusu. You can find these all on the Criterion Channel if you are looking for them on streaming. Here’s the full list:

Ajube Kete (2005)
Tea 4 Two (2006)
Intermittent Delight (2007)
Boyant: A Michael Jordan in a Speedo is Far Beyond the Horizon (2008)
Me Broni Ba (2009)
Drexciya (2010)
Split Ends, I Feel Wonderful (2012)
Kwaku Ananse (2013)
Bus Nut (2015)
Reluctantly Queer (2016)
On Monday of Last Week (2018)
Mahogany Too (2018)
Pelourinho: They Don’t Really Care About Us (2019)

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HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's been a tumultuous time trying to tape a new episode of Ornate Stairwells, but the absence was well spent. We missed one week for Nia to be on Hot Singles, then another week due to technical difficulties, and yet a third week for me to be on Ghost Divers. But we snuck in two smaller recordings about a whole bunch of bullshit and stitched that into a very long bonus episode! We talk about The Empire Strikes Back, two long lists of our favorite movies, a movie that cis people are not permitted to like, and more!!!!

Next week we will be back to talk about fuckin Akira. For real this time!

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"If you got a friend that you know does podcasts, I mean real podcasts, and you still keep them as a friend even though you know what they're like, do you think that's wrong?"

You can find the Stairwells Movie Bracket here: https://challonge.com/ornatestairwells

Get in your predictions by Sunday, March 19. The bonus episode will then be in the $5 Patreon feed on the morning of Monday, March 20!

Next week we will be back to talk about Soleil Ô!

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"I play my part on life's stage. I tell what I can to form the perfect podcast. But that podcast cannot come before all are ready to hear, so I tell what I can to form the perfect podcast. Sometimes my anger at the MCU is evident. Sometimes it is not anger, really – it may appear as such, but could it be a clue? The MCU I speak of is not a kind franchise..."

Next week we will be back to talk about Die Hard!

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Autumn got a bad cold this week and Niamh has been low key depressed about faer birthday so we didn't end up watching Blow-Up when we intended to.

However, we did still watch Pig and Tetsuo: The Iron Man because we didn't know then that we wouldn't have a chance to watch Blow-Up later, plus Niamh watched a bunch of other stuff on faer own. So we figured we might as well record a nice short little bonus episode where we just go over what we watched this week and are in and out in... I'm sorry, wait... how long did we record for? Why are we like this??? Why did we talk so long about Pig?????

Anyway, please excuse Niamh being extremely NANA-brained and Autumn being more reasonably Berserk-brained.

Next week we will be back to actually talk about Blow-Up for real this time.

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Episode title: The combined power of two Japanese teens playing baseball could take out the New York Yankees

As promised, this is a loosey goosey episode where it's mostly Non-Homophobia Zone hours, but we do take a little time to talk about some movies. It's all very unstructured and also, somehow, three hours yet again.

We will be back in two weeks to talk about Inland Empire!

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This episode is dedicated to femboy Jackie Chan. He isn't even in this movie, Niamh just likes Jackie Chan a lot.

Also we talk about a shit ton of other movies this week, we've just both been on big movie kicks lately I guess.

Next week we will be back to talk about Goodbye, Dragon Inn.

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"I shall never forget the weekend we started Twin Peaks. An orange sun hung in the sky like a huge magnifying glass. It was the coldest Sunday in my recollection. I felt as if we were the only human beings left in Chicago. For Laura's horrible death, we were alone..."

Next week we will be back to talk about Twin Peaks, Season 1, Episode 0 aka Episode 1: The Pilot!

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"Sometimes ideas, like men, jump up and say, 'Hello!' They introduce themselves, these ideas, with words – are they words? These ideas speak so strangely.

"All that we see in this world is based on someone's ideas. Some ideas are destructive, some are constructive. Some ideas can arrive in the form of a podcast. I can say it again: Some ideas arrive in the form of a podcast."

Next week we will be back to talk about Twin Peaks S1E4: Episode 3 aka Rest in Pain!

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You can follow Molly on twitter by going to @YerFriendMolly and listen to all of her podcasts by going to audioentropy.com, ineedmayo.com, and thesecondbestgame.club.

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"We live in the suburbs, but I've got my business in town."
"Oh yeah? What's your business?"
"I make podcasts."
"Oh yeah? So you're the one who makes those podcasts, I love those. Some of them are beautiful."
"I'm not the only one who makes them, Trav."

Next week we will be back to talk about Hamlet (2000). The one with Ethan Hawke. You know the one.

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Episode title: Accidentally making eye contact with Nerissa

We will be back in two weeks to talk about Yakuza Horror Theater: Gozu!

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Episode title: I came here to see some fucking dogs, I don't care about the lives of British people

We will be back in onw weeks to talk about Eyes Without A Face!

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Hi! It's a new podcast on the network! Nia and I like hanging out and watching movies together and we decided we'd hit record after we finished the movie. It's a very unique format, I know. For this first episode, we decided to be very true to ourselves and watch an 80s movie about two women drinking each other's blood. Also David Bowie is there for a bit. It's The Hunger!

Next time we will be watching Akira Kurosawa's 1946 film No Regrets For Our Youth so look forward to that!

Also, if you're curious about the articles Niamh mentioned, here are some links for you: Bisexual Erasure in ‘Lesbian Vampire' Film Theory, A sharp, sweet tooth: Vampires, junk food, and dangerous appetites in the lost boys and the hunger, Lesbians Who Bite, and Lesbian Bodies in the Age of (Post)Mechanical Reproduction

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Episode title: Terminal Mint Fantôme Brain

Before Niamh's Iceland trip, we convene one more time to chat about a surprising gap in what Autumn has seen. We also talk about the more important movie of all: manga that Autumn likes.

We will be back in two weeks (hopefully) to talk about Inland Empire (FOR REAL THIS TIME).

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

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Frightening, isn’t it? The cursed destiny of a podcaster. What a mix of cruelty and laughter it is! Let’s look forward to the next episode on Tokyo Godfathers. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.

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I never write episode descriptions as funny as Niamh does but that's fine lol. We're back after a week off with a LONG rambly episode about all sorts of things. We talk Eternals, my journey through Romero's Dead movies and Nia's objections to my criticisms, Everything Everywhere All At Once and representation politics, and gin and tonics. Oh also I guess we also discuss those things in the title of the episode. It's a long one folks, but I had a blast recording it.

Next week we will be back to talk about Twin Peaks S1E6–8: Episode 5 aka Cooper's Dreams, Episode 6 aka Realization Time, and Episode 7 aka The Last Evening!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

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LINK TO THE MOVIE: https://youtu.be/UEMD9f_N5KU

A giant meteor passed by our recording studio here on the Battleship Star Wars and landed on earth. It turns out the meteor contained an evil assassin, and he went and injected Ivy, the most talented and intelligent girl in the world, with some bad bacteria or something. We are ashamed to admit it, but all our good movie takes are actually beamed to us directly by Ivy, the smartest girl in the world. We just read them aloud verbatim from the CRT monitor she possessed to communicate with us, and then we pass her good takes off as our own. Anyway, since she’s infected right now, we weren’t able to say smart things into a mic for you, but we did record this instead. It also ended up having a guest. Enjoy!

Next week, Bipan and Budget Amuro will be done fighting off the infection, so we will be back to talk about Love Brewed in the African Pot (and also probably 2046, finally).

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"You know what the fellow said—In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. On the Export Audio Network, they had wifely love, they had four years of content, and what did that produce? A Twin Peaks podcast."

Next week we will be back to talk about Hana-bi!

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"Try to remember. It's a very old story. Many podcasts ago, Nana was sad and melancholic, like this little bird trapped in its cage. But one day, from the strings of her guitar that sought only one true love, a voice spoke to her of lost kisses from the lips of Hachi. Hachi's lips trembled anxiously, and her mouth opened slightly like a fragrant flower—No, you're too young to remember! Forgive me, Hachi..."

Next week we will be back to talk about The Mad Fox!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

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"You know, I can eat a peach on a podcast for hours."

Next week we will be back to talk about Millennium Actress!

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Episode title: I feel like Apple Podcasts would not like me to put a dick going into a vagina as the episode art

We will be back in two weeks to talk about Kung Fu Hustle!

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This week on Ornate Stairwells, we cover the best movie ever made, In The Mood For Love! God this movie fucking rules. We also chat some about Return of the Jedi, Lady Snowblood, and Ema! Also we um made plans for the next like 6 episodes????????????????????

Next week we will be talking about the best movie ever made, City of God!

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"Podcasts don't mean anything when I do them. Just a mess. Afterwards, I find something to hang on to. Then it sorts itself out and adds up. It's like finding a clue in a detective story. Don't ask me about this one. I don't know yet."

Next week we will be back to talk about De Palma's Blow Out!

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This episode is coming in HOT off the presses. We literally finished recording like 20 minutes ago lol. We spent an HOUR talking about other stuff before getting around to this UTTERLY FANTASTIC Christmas movie! I was really blown away by this one! We also talk at length about what really makes something a Christmas movie! It's a good time.

Next week we will be back to talk about 2046, Wong Kar-Wai's sci-fi-ish follow up to In The Mood For Love!

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This episode has nothing to do with NANA, I just did NANA cover art because I didn't know what else to do for an episode that's just us doing lists and also to spite Autumn for their cohost post.

Next week we will be back to talk about Wild At Heart!

You can follow Em on twitter @em_being and should go listen to their other podcasts by going to www.abnormalmapping.com, especially Repertory Screenings and that New Year's VoIP Life that Autumn and Niamh were on!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

You can also get listen to this podcast a week early by giving us a dollar on the patreon!!!

"I am not a podcaster! I am a human being!"

Next week we will be back to talk about Dune!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers and Pondering Pootan, by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers and exportaud.io/pootan.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

You can also get listen to this podcast a week early by giving us a dollar on the patreon!!!

We watched so many movies. We're calling this the Man with a Movie Camera episode but it's also the A Snake of June episode, the Criminal Passion episode, and the Mobile Suit Gundam F91 episode.

Next week we will be back to talk about Daisies!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

You can also get listen to this podcast a week early by giving us a dollar on the patreon!!!

Find out more at https://ornate-stairwells.pinecast.co

I don't have a funny quote for this one and I'm tired because Daylight Saving fucked me right up, sorry.

Also, the Stairwells Movie Bracket is now over! You can listen to the episode by becoming a $5 patron at exportaud.io!

You'll also get the next episode on Black Orpheus early, which is already out when you are reading this, where we will talk through the predictions and crown our winner!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

You can also get listen to this podcast a week early by giving us a dollar on the patreon!!!

Find out more at https://ornate-stairwells.pinecast.co

No hay podcasters... there are no podcasters. This is all... an mp3. No hay podcasters, and yet we hear a podcast. If we want to hear two dweebs go on and on and on about David Lynch and magical realism, listen.

Next week's movie is a bit up in the air, but we have tentatively penciled Red Peony Gambler 3: Hanafuda Match, but that may change depending on if the theater near Nia's place is playing anything good.

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcast, Ghost Divers, by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

You can also get listen to this podcast a week early by giving us a dollar on the patreon!!!

Find out more at https://ornate-stairwells.pinecast.co

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Celebrating a Century of Excellence!

Next week we will be back to talk about The Grudge (2004)!

You can follow Niamh on twitter @FoxmomNia and listen to faer other podcasts, Ghost Divers, Pondering Pootan, and Around the Long Fire by going to exportaud.io/ghostdivers, exportaud.io/pootan, and abnormalmapping.com/longfire.

You can follow Autumn on twitter by going to @Autumnal_Coffee and listen to all of their podcasts by going to exportaud.io.

You can see how we rated this stairwell and all the other stairwells by going to exportaud.io/stairwellquality

You can also get listen to this podcast a week early by giving us a dollar on the patreon!!!

Find out more at https://ornate-stairwells.pinecast.co