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Put your tin foil hats on. We have more of our team’s 23andMe results! Eddin’s results are shocking and Julian shares his dad’s results. Rory shares his racist family map, while Mal is related to English royalty somehow. Then we discuss how different reactions are to violent tragedies from the past. This leads to a prison TikTok conversation and somehow ends with Beyonce. Should we get into our conspiracy bag? Why not. We discuss alien technology, historical events, Mars, transgender ET, and zombies. Speaking of Zombies, ‘I Am Legend 2’ is in the works. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more 

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This week the guys take a moment to reflect on the life of Kirshnik Khari Ball, known professionally as Takeoff, and discuss the state of hip hop along with the beauty within the madness of the culture.

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Back in New York, Rory & Mal settle back into their home studio, and rehash their Los Angeles experiences. They of course have to give their opinions on Drake and Kanye rekindling their bromance, and then get into Tidal changing their royalties and payment structure, which gives fans more ability to directly support their favorite artists. Rory and Mal also discuss the upcoming battles of Chaka Khan and Stephanie Mills, as well as Three Six Mafia vs Bone Thugs, and then venture into a conversation about adult baecations. They address Adele's upcoming album, review Silk Sonic's release, and much more!

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As we head into our hundreds episodes, Rory decided it was time to reflect. So he went on a sound healing journey to get to know himself better... and let's just say he didn't like what he saw. He goes into details about this experience with the team, and they contemplate whether its something they should do as well. Speaking of sound, Ari Lennox's new album came out and the guys give an honest review. Then, as you all have been waiting for, the Irishman delivers the sad, horrible news of Queen Lizzy's passing. Speaking of people who touch sh*t that doesn't belong to them, Mal gets into the news of a BLM (the LLC, not the movement) member skimming a little off the top of the (non)profits, and gives his opinion on that entire organization. Illinois passed their Safe-T law that will release a bunch of alleged criminals, and this leads into a discussion about how each Rory & Mal team member would purge if given the chance. They also discuss upcoming Triller fights, dinner with Bow Wow, how horrible Demaris' California accent impersonation is, their viral sketch, + more!

... & yes the random fourth voice you hear has a name. Its Julian. Yes, 'A Night In New York' guy. 

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Mal & Rory dive immediately into music, playing snippets of unreleased songs, and letting you know who to check for. They then segue into a potential yoga/weed retreat for the two them, and discuss attire for the festivities. Mal decides he’s too old for double headers, and the guys discuss the different scams from psychics and televangelists. They decide that 8 mile is a classic, discuss the season finale of ‘Euphoria’, things they have coming up, + more!

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Happy Juneteenth! We start with our perspective on the holiday. Rory is fresh off his first Father’s Day, which leads to a conversation about stepfathers. Demaris doubled back on Pergola, while Julian pulled up on Eddin’s DJ set. In bigger news over the weekend J. Cole is part owner of the Charlotte Hornets. Quavo and Offset are seen publicly together for the first time since the split. We give an update on the shows we are currently watching, The Idol and Black Mirror (spoilers). Meanwhile, Gunna officially comes back into the music scene with his first album post RICO. Listen for our review of the album and our theories behind why Young Thug is releasing this weekend. Did Killer Mike release the album of the year? We discuss Doja’s single and the potential her new sound will lead her. It’s time for voicemails! We return with Ja Morant’s suspension.

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Introducing "Best of Rory & Mal"! Every Sunday, we will drop the best of the week on our feed. Catch up on what you might have missed, re-live the best debates, or replay the funniest moments from the pod. 

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The the…the Cannon. On today’s episode we’re joined by one of the most iconic producers/music executives in the industry, Don Cannon. If you’re not familiar with DJ Cannon he helped create the sound of the mixtape era. Currently, he is the CEO of the extremely successful Generation Now and co-founder of the TmrO app. First, Cannon takes us through his early years in the studio from bumping into Kanye and playing basketball with Kobe. Eventually Cannon met DJ Drama and that’s where the mixtapes began. Cannon shares stories from the ‘Trap or Die’ sessions and eventually shares how his resurgence has led to labels requesting “Uzi type beats” or another “First Class”. The guys then all share a moment of how different the next generation of artists are than the previous ones, which leads to why Cannon chose not to go to the Gucci and Jeezy Versus. The discussion returns to today with the controversial rating from Pitchfork on Ice Spice’s EP. The debating with Dom continues as the guys run through recent comments by 50 Cent, Ludacris, the undervaluing of Dr Dre’s catalog, favorite lyrics/beat. Finally, like all good debates including Don and Mal we land on Michael vs. LeBron. The guys share their personal NBA top 5, as well as, their rapper top 5. Tune in as the guys and DJ Cannon discuss all of the above + more!

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Happy Friday! Do you have a Jazz crew? Julian went to the Blue Note, which led to more jokes from everyone. We stay on music and discuss DJ Drama’s album release. Then Mal shares how he saw Lil Nas X gliding at the airport. Unfortunately, but to no surprise, there has been another mass shooting (129th of the year). The team offers their opinions on this ongoing issue. We transition back to the funnies with Rory’s wild April Fool’s story. Rory continues to share the moment he knew it was time to stop playing basketball. We have a Jonathan Majors update (hint: those texts didn’t help) We end today’s episode with an interesting music conversation that involves LL Cool J, Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, and Fab. Tune in as the guys discuss all the above + more!

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Yeah, yeah. I know what we said. We're liars.

The boys start off this episode by recapping their working 4th of July weekend, and Rory & Demaris fill Mal in on all the details of Eddin's relationship. They then get into new music, current and future, and Rory announces his new video content series that will be coming out today ahead of his debut single. Eddin asks the crew about their first heartbreak, as well as their first fight, and the crew responds with some honest story times. They also send prayers and condolences, discuss what they want their legacy to be + more! 

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It’s been a while, but the gang's all back together and we’re here to celebrate. It’s Lulu Ju’s birthday! We start with a wild conversation for the Thanksgiving dinner table. Then, during recording, someone posted the Happy Birthday post (check socials). We come back with Rory getting snubbed with the Grammy nominations. We speculate who should win and discuss the politics of the award ceremony. Then we discuss Jack Harlow’s white boy version of “The Motto”. Staying on music we cover Rick Ross & Meek, Chris Brown, and Frank Ocean. It’s time for voicemails. Today we discuss an interesting relationship dilemma. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! P.S. We’re off to London today. We’ll see all the mandem this Friday.

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... and we all thought Rory was the Nasty White Boy Heavyweight Champion of the World...

The guys start the episode off with a brief recap of their first live show of the season in Chicago, right before getting into the real show - Tory Lanez vs. August Alsina, and why the real Will Smith owes him 100 favors. They try to figure out what the hell is wrong with Gen Z and their obsession with poisoning themselves, before briefly touching on Kanye's current media headlines. They then get into the story of Adam Levine's "alleged" affair (I mean, we all know he did that shit, but sure, lets shoot him bail), and talk about Ime Udoka cheating on our favorite black woman as well. They also discuss Adnan Sayed's release, Future's publishing sale, new music, + more!

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Welcome to our first pod of 2023! Let’s talk about equity. Actually, nevermind. Mal continues to defend Michael Jeffery Jordan in all group chats. Even down to his warm-up music. Speaking of ongoing debates, we discuss the guilty verdict from the Tory vs. LA County. Roc Nation really brought it home. Drake vs. Kendrick…who ya got? After the esteemed hip-hop heads at the New York Times crowned Kendrick the “greatest of his generation” we decide to share why we disagree. Between Drake’s timestamp records and raw-dogging a rando we have our winner. Would you let Drake sing to you at a show? We continue the music discussion with Obama’s annual playlist. And once again, Mal and Julian are let down by the Knicks, but uplifted by the new season of ‘Emily in Paris.’ Listen in as the guys discuss all of this + more on the first episode of the year. 

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Rory & Mal sit down with Saba for the first time, discussing personal relationships, their time in therapy, what rap sounds like in Chicago right now, and of course his new album 'Few Good Things', available now on DSP's.

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Rory & Mal sit down with Hip Hop & Young Guru to celebrate and reflect on the 18th birthday of the Black Album recently passing. The guys run through it song by song, discussing the stories and inspiration behind the iconic album.

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We’re back from WTF Studios. Demaris is “beat to the gods” as she prepares to take no accountability at SZA’s show. Meanwhile, Rory was showing off his new tattoo. Julian spent another weekend with “the cast” at the SNL after party. This leads to an engaging conversation regarding Chris Rock’s response. Throughout this conversation we’re joined by Smino. Smino shares his thoughts on his fashion and his album/current tour. He also discusses Lil Wayne’s reaction to his ranking on the all-time list, as well as how “90 Proof” with J Cole came together. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! P.S. Check out the guys guest feature also available today on Chris Distefano’s podcast ‘Chrissy Chaos’

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Happy Pride Month! We’re back after almost two weeks away from each other and we pick up right where we left off. The LA crew Rory, Julian and Demaris return after Rory’s album release party. We go over Rory’s press run and Amara’s (Rory’s Daughter) first flight experience. Julian “acted bad” at the release party while Demaris was hours late. RIP to Tina Turner, but Rory (probably) felt a way based on the charts. Then Rory shares his trip to Seattle and taking his daughter to her first baseball game and aquarium. Speaking of under the sea, Mal was planning on seeing the Little Mermaid alone. Meanwhile in hip-hop the beef is back between DJ Drama and Meek / Drake and Kendrick. Then we discuss an odd dating preference from Rubi Rose. It’s time for voicemails. Today’s focus is on relationships/sex (our specialty). Finally, we discuss sports Shannon Sharpe leaving FS1, LeBron contemplating retirement, and NBA Finals prediction. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Well everyone the time has come…We’re really going to miss our Ginger King, but he’s on to whiter pastures. Rory also had a busy nostalgic weekend at a Little Brother show where we all shared our last “fan moment” at a show. Then begins the No Jumper reaction where the guys reminisce in their past experiences. How many times a night do you have s*x? No chance you’re putting up Larsa Pippen numbers. This horny conversation led to Chloe Bailey and eventually Ben Kingsley as Ghandi (google it). Staying in messy relationships, Andrew Wiggins has a decision to make and none of us suggest Mal’s advice. Tune in as we discuss all of this as well as, women with body hair, interesting kinks, and more!

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Finally. Quentin Miller, the infamous ghostwriter who rose to viral fame after being named as a writer for Drake, speaks his own truth... after 7 years of silence. He speaks on his career as a writer, his relationship with Meek Mill, how he lost his leg, + more in this exclusive interview with Rory & Mal.

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On this episode of "Rory & Mal Don't Know Ball", the guys are joined by Super Bowl Champion and New York Giants legend, Victor Cruz! Rory and Mal ask Victor about his first time meeting Jay-Z, the first time he did the salsa after scoring a touchdown, and what it was like playing with Eli Manning

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On this episode of "Rory and Mal Don't Know Ball" the guys are joined by former Oakland Raider, New York Giant, and NFL Pro Bowler, Darren Waller. Rory and Mal get Darren's take on the ATL club scene during his time at Georgia Tech, what makes Ludacris underrated, college athletes receiving NIL deals, his top 5 tight ends of all-time, and the launch of his music career #volume

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After a weekend of fun and depression, the guys sit down and try to figure out why that other podcast has the nerve to say the N-word. They then cover their weekends, and get into new music that was released. They speak on why they don't beef with media personalities, and why they have retired from fighting. Rory brings a disturbing 'Sean Kingston' lyric to their attention, they plan to visit the racist playground of Staten Island, NY, and try to determine what Lamar Odom ate on Celebrity Big Brother. Rory also lets the team in on his rapper dreams, and drops some old potential diss bars (all in fun and games, don't post those clips for clickbait). They also touch on Power, Jay Elect being upset with their last episode thumbnail, + more!

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Finishing off this week with the guys going to the Knicks vs. Nets game, dissecting the new Hov & Pusha-T track as well as talking about their visit to B.dot's set for "Brackets", Cardi B arguing with her fan base, Mal refusing to take a listen to Rory's upcoming album, then they go down memory lane by checking out the crew's baby pictures that features young Karl with his famous knee, breaking down the problem with the Lakers, and much much more.

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Back in the frigid streets of NYC, Mal & Rory rehash their weekend work trip to Atlanta, and how it felt returning back to their igloo of a hometown. The footage of them learning to fight crime in Detroit has been posted to our YouTube, and they once again reiterate that Dale’s techniques (*might*) actually work. They get into Big Sean’s Drink Champs episode where he responds to Kanye’s previous comments, and wonder how Pusha T is handling the “reconciliation” of Drake & Kanye. This leads into a conversation about friendship, and how women and men handle them differently. Of course, we wouldn’t be us if we didn’t give people relationship advice they didn’t ask for, so we try to help Justine through her breakup with Giveon (somewhat). New music is spoken on, Christmas plans, having a loose caboose, and more!

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Rory & Mal sit down with the legendary DJ Drama. In this interview they discuss what killed the mixtape and the classic mixtape DJ, and then get into Drama’s relationship with his previous artist Lil Uzi, where he stands with Drake & Meek after their infamous mishap, who he would challenge in a Verzuz, + more!

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Happy Friday everyone “lemme whisper in ya ear”. Rory and Baisley make their return from LA (Bais is still high). Rory spent his time climbing the ranks on the industry list. Unfortunately, this trip put Rory in the middle of producer beef. Meanwhile, Julian saw the Knicks win streak come to an end and Demaris / Yomi had a wild night at SZA. Anyway, what are your thoughts on Ice Spice and North West hanging out? Somehow these leads to Catch a Predator and where Mal has very choice words. Do you believe this Benito (Bad Bunny) and Kendall Jenner relationship? Or how about Tyga and Avril Lavigne? Or perhaps her conspiracy (it’s Melissa) Staying on musicians, Logic is back with an interesting cover, which leads to a Patreon conversation. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as Metro selling a part of his catalog (Rory has an interesting take), Pau Gasol’s jersey retirement, + more!

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The boys are back, after a brief Thanksgiving break, and nothing has happened so insert the random shit! They start off getting into defining racism (don't cancel us, please) and discussing how this era of "racy" dress is worse than the Freaknik era. They get into a Thanksgiving recap, which somehow segues into a conversation about the double standards regarding sneaking photos of the opposite sex, and Mal asks the team to explain why a man would twiddle his fiddle while his significant other was in the house. They get into what demographics of men are the craziest exes (more stereotype jokes, again, don't cancel us), which leads to a discussion about the appropriate house aesthetics to get women excited. In this episode, we also discuss how Rory had a bounty on his nudes, men's Mental Health month, the upcoming trials for Tory & Taxstone, as well as the unfortunate news of Virgil's passing.

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Happy Friday to all the dogs. We’ve got limited tour tees available only at our upcoming shows! (Toronto, LA, London, NY) Now back to the 6 God. Drake bestows a timestamp on Charlotte, which sparks a conversation about ranking his timestamp songs. Julian goes full fandom (down to the outfit) and we continue to predict the sound of the album. We pivot to collabs and discuss the alleged shots J. Cole aims at YoungBoy on “The Secret Recipe”. Meek & Rick Ross reunite over “Shaq & Kobe”. Keefe D has officially been arrested for the murder of Tupac. We discuss the implications of this case and how Diddy’s legacy could drastically change. Speaking of legacy, an explicit tape of Sexxy Redd leaks on her IG Story. We discuss how this could be possible. We take a fun music voicemail comparing Britney Spears and Taylor Swift. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Happy New Year from everyone over at New Rory & Mal. Now that the holidays are over and we’re all back at work and miserable again, let's get the year started off right! 

Rory & Mal catch up with Jermaine Dupri at his legendary studio compound while in Atlanta. They sit down and start to discuss JD’s early journey into hip hop, starting with his breaking of the duo Kriss Kross (16:42). He goes on to explain how he met the late Lisa “LeftEye” Lopes, and how he helped break the group that would become TLC (25:19). In the middle of his stories, JD gets an unexpected disturbing call from his protege Shad “Bow Wow” Moss, who insists on pulling up and joining the interview to get a few things off his chest (36:20). Bow Wow comes in and joins JD in telling the behind the scenes story of breaking his career, as well as elevating So So Def. JD (and of course Bow Wow himself) start giving Bow Wow his flowers for his career (1:11:06), and this leads into a discussion of what the blogs have against him that they won’t cover his current successes. This also activates JD’s urge to get his shit off, who doubles down on his challenge to Puff Daddy for a Verzuz, and explains why he feels underrated (1:24:16). They also touch on other careers JD has broken, their opinion on aging relevance  in Hip-Hop (and basketball), + more!

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On this episode of "Don't Know Ball" the guys are joined by ESPN Basketball Analyst, Host, and Reporter, Andraya Carter. Rory and Mal discuss T.I's influence on ATL hip-hop, give props to Andraya for recognizing Crime Mob, get Andraya's predictions for Women's College Basketball March Madness, and discuss how Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese helped grow the WNBA #volume

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Rory & Mal catch you guys up on their busy work week of hanging with rappers, and try to remember why Daniel Caesar got cancelled. Rory ponders what will happen with Dre's stems and unreleased music when he passes, while Mal wonders if now would be a good time for Detox to come out. They discuss the upcoming Murder Inc docuseries, and the upcoming Dreamville fest. Rory takes us down STD memory lane, and this leads into a conversation about exploring dating and sexuality in your teens. They also get into the sex trafficking scares going on, upcoming music, the Slaughterhouse split, + more!

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Happy Friday to all you ghetto superstars. We start by discussing the deeper, darker criminal link between The Fugees and our government. Staying on music, we speculate why Jack Harlow is deciding to put an album out now with no promo. This leads to a deeper discussion about Doja Cat’s speculative rap album. While they figure out how to shape their careers, Kendrick is in full stride after grossing the highest rap tour. Then we put our conspiracy cap on after Tucker Carlson’s response video. Is he still working with Fox? In sad news we lost a daytime tv legend, Jerry Springer. We reminisce on some of the craziest moments in his show’s history. Like setting up the KKK to get in a fight. Speaking of a set up, Vlad has a new show with Compton Cops and Rory offers an interesting take. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, Emmett Till’s accuser finally taking a dirt nap, the Knicks advancing to the second round, + more!

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Live from London, the mandem hit the ground running. Following a few pints with the blokes we went to BBC 1Xtra to talk about the Queen (most likely removed) and share some R&B records with DJ Ace. Then Rory, Eddin, and Benner connected with Rory’s long lost cousin…and a prostitute. While that was happening Mal, Julian, and Loyan embarked on what would become the most adventurous experience of the trip: Booking a table at The Box (do your googles). My fingers are still sticky while writing this description. We left the club at 4am, which is exactly when ‘Her Loss’ was released. While Serena Williams appears to be the “her” garnering the most attention, Drake made it clear that it’s everyone’s loss, leading to more controversy. This episode also features an exclusive sit down with DRAM, which was previously recorded a couple weeks ago. Listen in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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We come back from the weekend and immediately need to discuss Ciara reminding social media how lucky of a man Russell Wilson is (2:11). Rory and Demaris decided to skip out on Dreamville and maybe caught a little bit of FOMO (9:08). Damon Wayans went on Club Shay Shay and told Unc he fell in love with an ex of his nephew (41:15). Usher is out on tour breaking up marriages, and Rory completely understands it (52:55). Plus a food scientist calls in leading to a debate about overrated entrees (1:34:07) #volume

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*Insert episode about nothing* Rory & Mal start off describing their wild night out with Jay Electronica, including a nasty table spread and accompanying hookah bill. Mal lets the fans know he heard their feedback about his Carter 3 take, and Rory questions Lyfe Jennings and Fantasia's mindset when singing 'Hypothetically'. This leads into a conversation regarding stepfathering on accident, and Karl The Cameraman gives his input on a tough situation. Rory enlightens us on an awkward conversation he had with his accountant about his "personal" spending, which leads into a porn, train, and orgy's in Detroit topic. They discuss the coolest rappers who can box, and reminisce on how Drake and Meek's rap battle set had the culture talking. TRIGGER WARNING: Mal says 'Belly' is a trash movie + more!

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The guys are back after an eventful weekend. Mal treated his mom to the sake squirting bottle at Benihana and Rory went to Dave Chappelle’s midnight show. Meg the Stallion bodied her SNL hosting debut. The White King, Jack Harlow, will make his hosting debut next and we sure hope Rory is invited. Speaking of ongoing beef, Nicki and Lotto continue to trade insults at each other and Kanye chose Drink Champs (again) to take shots at the world. While they continue down a self-destructive path, Meek Mill finds himself befriending everyone again according to his timeline. Pleasing everyone can go too far (or just right) depending on who you’re asking. If you’re asking Congressional Candidate Mike Itkis, he’ll tell you the only logical solution is to upload your video to Pornhub to rally the vote. People keep leveling up the weirdness and our home, NYC, keeps getting dirtier. Rats are everywhere…and not just the subway ones. While rat behavior can lead to someone’s demise it can also lead to a bag. Jordan Poole signs a massive contract following the Draymond punch. LeBron and Bronny have no words for each other in a new Beats commercial and Kanye calls Meek a fed, + more!

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DISCLAIMER: THE MEDICAL ADVICE GIVEN IN THIS EPISODE IS INDEPENDENT OF RORY & MAL. PLEASE SPEAK WITH YOUR HEALTH CARE PROVIDER BEFORE TAKING ANY DRUGS)

The guys start off discussing Leo DiCaprio and his role playing Jim Jones, and then get into parenting and how it’s all about fooling your kids (8:30). They also touch on Mulatto as a growing hip hop artist (14:05), and get into what makes a freestyle these days. Rory asks Demaris if he should lie to his partner (21:50), + more. They eventually introduce their guest, Psychiatrist Dr. Gadh, who teaches them about microdosing Lithium to help depression, the distrust origin for minorities and the health care system, how fame affects celebrities mental health + more!

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First let’s address the elephant in the room. WE’RE SORRY…we’re so sorry. The Mixy Boys were out this weekend. First, the guys hit Ludlow House (Julian’s second home) to see the amazing Joyce Wrice. Then Rory ended up in the Bronx and linked with Eddin (in full bear costume). The Yankee’s took the L and so did classic art. Climate Change is real and so is the $10k a student stole from her grandma to give to her classmates. If you’re looking to save money Uber pool is an option to everyone except for Mal. Reading the room is an important life skill, unless you’re Alec Baldwin. Speaking of rooms we’d like to read, Doja Cat went topless at her 27th birthday party. This somehow led to Mal talking about types of showers. GKMC turns 10 and this instant classic spirals to a debate about Drake/Future vs. Drake/21 Savage. In other music news, Taylor Swift is breaking streaming records while Rory shares with us details about a show explaining Spotify’s rise. All can be seated after the Yankees are swept by the (cheating) Astros. In positive NY news, the Giants, Jets and Knicks won their last games. Mal’s Lakers are the second best team in their own city. Listen in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Under the sea…lives a conspiracy (maybe?) The biggest news of the week has been the missing, now found, submarine. We speculate which leads to a critique of one of the passenger’s stepsons who chose to attend a concert and message an Only Fans model. Mal defends his disdain towards stepchildren. Cardi B provided her point of view which led to a conversation about her and Tasha K. Meanwhile in Paris, Pharrell hosted his first Louis Vuitton fashion show. All the stars were out and hip-hop beef made its way to the runway. Pusha T finally responds to Jim Jones on a previewed song during the show. While old head beef continues XXL ushers this year’s freshmen class. This leads to a conversation about Ice Spice, Kim Kardashian, and Kanye. YK Osiris is back with a nasty PR move. We recall some of our favorite ridiculous moments in hip-hop PR history. Young Thug is making his return and we give our predictions and Julian calls Gunna’s first week sales. Nicki is back to beefing, but this time with Saweetie. Now it’s time to get into voicemails which continues to be a relationship segment, but this time we add a “is this hip-hop” question. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Coming in hot! The guys decide to attack all women with the name Ashley, and discuss which names have been ruined by legendary hip hop songs. They get into a conversation about old shows and show hosts, leading into an honest discussion on who has an overrated discography in the music industry. They also debate who is more toxic out of Brent and Sza, discuss DMX’s documentary, and let the listeners know what to expect next!

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Rory & Mal sit down with actor J Alphonse Nicholson to discuss his controversial role on P Valley, his sexuality, upcoming roles, + more!

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Today we’re joined by the beautiful Weezy co-host of one of our favorite podcasts, Whoreible Decisions. We start with some personal gripes. Then we talk about Rory and Weezy’s recent collaboration…DJ Drama’s ‘Gangsta Grillz’ podcast. This leads to conversation about the current podcast climate. Weezy shares a story of how she stole from Jay-Z and Beyonce. It’s time to talk about dating. Everyone shares their dating preferences and what they’re most interested in. Spoiler: Weezy absolutely loves c*m. We shared our thoughts on Andrew Tate and the hoax missing girl in Alabama. Somehow this led back to a conversation about dating within your tax bracket. We get into voicemails with compelling relationship advice from our guest expert. Tune in as the guys and Weezy discuss all of this + more!

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The guys sit down in LA with HitBoy, coming off the release of his collaborative effort ‘What You Expect’ with Big Sean. Hit-Boy opens up about his process working with different artists (2:34), his accidental viral rant shading Kanye’s rollout (5:49), an honest opinion on Quentin Miller (11:47), Big Sean’s growth (30:18), + more!

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This week has been super busy, and the gang has been outside! We quickly run through their week’s activities (sort of) and then get into Casey Anthony and her attempted OJ-esque rebrand (19:00) . Rappers are turning into actors at an alarming rate, so of course we have to give our top 5 of the greatest to touch both a pen and the big screen (29:10). Speaking of the greats, Jermaine Dupri set the internet on fire after posing a question about the purpose of being an indie artist over being signed to a major (38:48). We discuss why going indie was best for Rory personally - and later get a call from JD while giving him a chance to explain himself (1:15:50). This leads us into a conversation about just how much control record labels have in creating a superstar ; how Tyla might be the next one and if Playboi Carti is already one (47:35). Last but not least, of course we had to let you guys know about new music coming today, make sure you check it out and let us know what’s hit or miss. #volume

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On this episode of "Rory and Mal Don't Know Ball", the guys are joined by former NBA All-Star and Memphis Grizzlies legend, Zach Randolph. Rory and Mal ask Zach about starting his own record label, signing Moneybagg Yo, his time with the "Grit and Grind" Memphis Grizzlies, what went wrong in New York when he was on the Knicks, and having his name shouted out on hip-hop tracks. #volume

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***IMPORTANT NOTICE***

We previously recorded this week's episodes so we could all celebrate Rory's album in LA. That being said, this episode doesn't mention his daughter. We did however talk about Fatherhood Rory on this week's Patreon (available now) This Friday is when we'll discuss Rory's daughter and his album! 

Today we start with a classic controversial Mal take which leads to us discussing generational differences and how our childhoods are drastically different from the kids today. Should we bring back bullying? We age out of grade school and share stories from middle and high school. Mal reflects on a guy with a nub leg that ended up being a legend. Meanwhile, Rory, aka Snow Cone, shares a gang story. Then Rory and Julian offer some insight on Greek Life. Is puberty only respected from the women’s side? The guys discuss how difficult it is to be bricked up all day with no out. Should men be allowed to become a gynecologist? This question splits the room and causes a heated debate to close out the episode. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as TI's character in ATL, parents on Only Fans, + more!

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It’s Tuesday… let’s get this bread. We’re here to bring some levity into your life so we brought in our good friend Neal Brennan for today’s episode (Yes, the co-writer of the Chappelle Show). We start with music and global politics which quickly transitions into conspiracy theories. Where we cover Bill Cosby, the pandemic and of course the moon landing. Neal then shares with us his life changing experiences with ayahuasca and DMT. He goes into detail about how those experiences have altered his relationships with people and religion. He even provides some insight into his next special. We all share drug stories (cue Rory’s sound journey). We discuss the state of comedy. More specifically, comedic movies and In Living Color/SNL. Neal then shares when he and Dave Chapelle reconnected after their falling out. We collectively laugh at Rory’s trauma. Neal goes on to share his favorite memories with Kobe, Mike Myers, and other legends. Fortunately this conversation coincided with our first voicemail about the illuminati. Tune in as the guys and Neal discuss all of this + more!

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This week the guys are joined by Westside Boogie in LA to discuss his new sophomore album, Drake dropping the same day, writing better when you're hurt, lying to your therapist, being interactive as an artist, creating your own culture, having your exes listening to your albums, rollout expectations, and much more.

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Rory & Mal are back on your DSP’s… and this time the team jumps right into the jokes. Our own beloved Mal became a video sensation over night, so of course they had to analyze his performance in the video. Rory also gives his opinion on what Cardi B could do to set her on the right sophomore album track, and then discuss the drama between SZA & TDE. They give Desus & Mero their flowers, & discuss French Montana’s comments on life insurance and rappers. They also address Rory’s very own music video appearance as well, + more!

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We apologize in advance for Rory’s behavior throughout this episode. We start by supporting the union of Nicki and Ice Spice, but also predict how long it’ll last. This past Sunday, Rory, Mal, and Julian went to the Apollo to see Lil Wayne. Rather quickly we learned that Mal really isn’t a Wayne fan (argument ensues). In other disappointing concert news, Frank Ocean left everyone at Coachella upset after many technical problems and turning his set into karaoke. Speaking of karaoke, is it hip-hop for Usher to give 21 Savage a mic to sing? Even worse, is it hip-hop for Rory to DM Drake laughing emojis and never get a response? Friendships tend to come to a close which is also the case for Ja Rule and Billy McFarland. Did you hear about the woman that claimed to have hooked up with 6 guys a day for a week? This leads into a conversation about the double standard between men and women and of course high school bleachers get involved. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, $200k in dimes getting stolen, Netflix’s ‘Beef’, Knicks/Lakers playoff wins, + more!

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We keep the tape rolling as a pre-show conversation about New York State Public School lunch bleeds into the intro of the pod (2:25). Shortly after, we get to business shouting out Missy Elliott and Meg Thee Stallion for putting on a show at Coachella, while Chris Brown and Karrueche had a mini reunion (18:23). Mal feels vindicated by the results of our Twitter poll (41:32), we respond to IG comments about our Mixtape Mount Rushmore debate (43:38), and then build our own White Rapper Mount Rushmore (47:35). Keri Hilson, Ja Rule and 50 Cent, and the St Lunatics rehashed feuds that had us feeling like we were back in the mid 2000's (59:45). Plus, Rory and Mal give travel advice to a recently single listener (1:26:27), and Demaris and Mal argue over who would have (or not have) custody over their hypothetical IVF child (1:36:50). 

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From court-side back to the courtroom…Mal is back on trial. Mal will be defending himself while Julian represents the people. We press Mal about his rumored relationship with YesJulz. We stay on social media relationships and talk about Shaq shooting his shot at a viral Home Depot employee (insert Rory reminding us he’s eskimo bros with Shaq). Lastly on internet love, we give an update on Zion. Meanwhile in real life, Floyd Mayweather is now feuding with the notorious mafia Gotti family. Is this all staged? What wasn’t staged was Conor McGregor knocking out the Miami Heat mascot. Would you drink your girls pee? Lil Durk’s removed verse takes an interesting turn. Unfortunately, Drake’s name gets into another incident following DJ Drama getting robbed in Toronto. It’s time for voicemails. Somehow this becomes a discussion of how little Rory is attracted to white women and why Mal thinks it’s appropriate to drop moneybags on girls' IGs even if he’s in a relationship. The insecurity conversation is prime Mal. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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The crew is back from a long weekend, ready to fill your speakers with real shit and bullshit. Absolutely nothing happened in the culture, so we start making fun of Karl for just existing, and inform the listeners of our billboard currently up in Times Square (top 3 fans with the most creative photos in front of it get a merch pack). They address the exploitation of the Girl Scouts, Mal’s sweatsuit size, the teams end of year reviews, and Mal comforting Jojo from Jodeci, + more!

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Everyone wish the moneybag maven Mal a happy birthday! (Check out YouTube for vegan cupcakes & champagne) Usher has been announced as the Superbowl Halftime Show. We speculate the tracklist. In more important football news Taylor Swift dominated Sunday. Naturally the guys compare Taylor to his previous girlfriend. Staying on relationship drama, Drake and Charlamagne exchange shots at each other. Then we react to Doja Cat’s new album, Scarlet. It’s time for voicemails. Finally we end with Oregon vs. Colorado. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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The Big D is back with his new rollout! The guys share their thoughts on Trump’s nuclear take, while Rory continues to prove he can rap. We stay in nuclear politics with Kim Jung Un’s sister, Hilary blowing a 3-1 lead, Pearl Harbor (including the movie), and more unidentified “floating” objects. Too much politics talk…let’s get back to music. Rory calls Daniel from DVSN after he set twitter “ablaze” after stealing a fan from her man during his NY show (R&B is back) Meanwhile, rap continues to go through it. YSL Woody’s confession tape is released which leaves Rory and Mal in disagreement. Finally, we recap NBA All Star weekend and praise our new white savior Mac McClung after he salvaged the dunk contest. Thus ending February with Rory and his people back on top. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Rory and Mal sit down with Brianda from ‘Bible Stories w/Brianda’, and discuss her journey as a born again celibate Christian, her research on Mal & Rory (and our engineer, Eddin), as well as her current dating life and biblical interpretations.

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Mal is still committing to Ramadan while Rory just discovered lent is coming to an end, which retroactively means he gave up lent for lent. Meanwhile, Eddin reunited with Whoreible Decisions and shared Demaris’s rose party, while Julian went to another Knicks game. Needless to say, none of us were at Dreamville. In Raleigh, Drake gave J Cole his flowers and dedicated a song to him so we ask which song the guys would sing for each other. If they’re not up to sing they could always use AI. Did you watch the Women’s National Championship game? Such as most conversations go, this great basketball was overshadowed by a media blitz of racial double standards. Rory brings up an interesting angle that points the finger back at the media as the culprit. Is it tricking if you pay for someone’s divorce? And should it be socially acceptable to micro-dose crack? Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Happy Belated Fireworks Day! The guys (and Demaris) are back at Compound Rory, working on "independence" day. They start off discussing why Mal declined his invite to Michael Rubin's party in the Hamptons, and ask him to explain his personal vendetta against all white parties. Rory insists the R&B guys can thump better than the rappers, and Demaris presses the guys on why they ignored her messages in the group chat. They address R.Kelly and Ghislaine Maxwell's sentencing, as well as the legendary battle between Omarion and Mario, while Mal tries to convince the team that B2K is one of the greatest groups of all time. They also give their opinions on P Valley's same-sex scene criticism, new music, Dr. Dre's new music and more!

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Top of the top! Mal was outside this weekend, and tells his story of why that is such a rare occurrence. Lebron James wanted SMOKE over his legacy - and we discuss whether he was in the right or not, as well as what our boundaries are when it comes to critiques of our loved ones. Doechii went on ‘Hot Ones’ with her DJ and caused quite a stir with one of her takes, and added insult to (Rory’s) injury when she got to stand on stage with Lauryn Hill.Gelo & GloRilla have dropped their long anticipated collab, and you already know how we feel about it. We also discuss Antonio Brown’s Fyre Fest announcement, AD’s (Love Is Blind) new engagement (Clay, you good?!?), + the return of a voicemail asking for love advice.

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Welcome back everyone! This is our first recorded episode of the new year. We do a brief holiday recap, which as usual leads to many other anecdotes. They include Rory’s thoughts on the people that wait for the ball to drop in Times Square, Mal’s thoughts on Starbucks, Demaris being a real nerd, and Julian meeting Bradley Cooper. Anyway, it seems like the more in 2020-More stands for more beef. Katt Williams airs out his comedy peers on the latest episode of Shannon Sharpe’s podcast. He takes aim at Steve Harvey, Cedric The Entertainer, Kevin Hart and more. We offer our thoughts on his rant. Over the break Mal hit the movie theater to see ‘Aquaman 2’ This leads to a disagreement between him and Demaris. We discuss Dave Chappelle’s latest special, The Dreamer. It’s time for voicemails. They were rollin’ in over the break. Tune in as the team discusses all of this + more!

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On this episode of "Don't Know Ball" the guys are joined by NBA Hall of Famer, Tim Hardaway. Rory and Mal get a feel for what it was like playing in the Bay Area during the hyphy movement, his battles with the New York Knicks at Madison Square Garden, the difference between Run TMC and Steph Curry's Warriors, and more! #volume

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Hope you guys enjoyed the three day weekend! Rory starts the pod off with a necessary apology to his Black co-workers, and they cover their weekends. The guys apologize for last week’s mishap with the re-upload, and ask the listeners if they did their homework and figured out the Belly Movie Mystery… which somehow leads to Mal letting us in on his body hair preferences.

They cover the new Kanye x The Game track ‘Eazy’, and discuss Kanye being more on the scene after his breakup, as well as his incident with paparazzi, and how they appreciate seeing him more. They then get into all of the new music that was released over the weekend, including Cordae, Ant Clemons & J.I.D.,  and of course give their opinions. They also speak on re releasing mixtapes on DSP's.

Mal thinks the NY boys being allowed to play Fan Duel will lead to more poverty and robberies, and gives a warning to not gamble away money you can’t afford to lose. The guys discuss the rumored announcement of the Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul fight (which has since been debunked by Tyson), and imagine what a fight and contract between them would look like, + more!

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We’re back to celebrate 50 years of Hip-Hop and joined by our family, Reason. First, we let Reason respond to the TDE controversy over this past week. Then we discuss the 10 year anniversary of Kendrick’s “Control” verse and revisit the Reason/Logic beef. Meanwhile, Rory and Demaris were at the Hip-Hop 50 show at Yankee Stadium. Rory met his childhood hero, The Captain, Derek Jeter. Then we discuss Drake and Bobbi Althoff’s alleged falling out after unfollowing each other and pulling down YouTube content. Then we move into politics (kinda). Obama is getting outed by an ex-girlfriend. It’s time for voicemails. In the spirit of Reason rapping about his relationships we offer relationship advice to today's callers. Tune in as the guys and Reason discuss all of this + more!

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Rory & Mal sit down with Big Body Bes, esteemed personality and rapper from their hometown of NYC. The boys get into who Bes is to the culture (we love that word, don't we?), and how he got his start, as well as dive into how podcasting has changed, the state of hip-hop and the gang affiliations, Bes' relationship with Taxstone, + more... all with many jokes and laughs in between. Bes is raw, real, and the boys are in their true New Yorker element.

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Happy Friday! We’re back for a tumultuous episode as we head into the weekend. Out the gate we press Demaris about why women get to steal every holiday. We find out how Mal would fare as a step-dad (it’s not good). We’re back to giving Frank Ocean his flowers as the new CEO of the Bare Minumum Boys Club (BMF). While Frank was disappointing his fans, Chance The Rapper was upsetting his household. Did he have a hall pass in Jamaica for Carnival? Mal reacts to Lil Uzi’s alter ego, Leslie (that’s not hip-hop). Meanwhile, we continue to see Jonathan Majors' career spiral towards Tubi. Mal introduces an interesting conspiracy regarding the Ralph Yarl shooting and Shaun King’s involvement. Rory warns of a satellite crashing into Earth (if you’re reading this congrats you dodged the debris). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as Bud Light's revenue loss (cue Rory and Julian’s redneck voices), a deep analysis of an odd dream Demaris had, why we should encourage the death penalty, + more!

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We’re off to a hot start after taking a pod off. We briefly recap everyone’s holiday and then cover Jack Harlow’s set design during his Thanksgiving game halftime performance. Rory calls DJ Drama for his thoughts as well. Staying on football performances Ludacris was suspended in the rafters at the Atlanta Falcons game. Then Rory takes aim at one of The Minimalist Podcast’s co-hosts. The beef continues but this time between TI’s family. King tells his parents, TI & Tiny, that he’s in fact standing on bidness. We discuss the nepo baby dilemma in hiphop. Let’s head to Dubai where Chris Brown has come under fire over a clip of him laughing to a recent controversial Kanye lyric. In relationship news, Teyana Taylor and Iman Shumpert call it quits. This leads us to our voicemail which similarly is about a man dimming his girl’s light. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! NY, we’ll see you Friday at (sold out) Sony Hall for our last show of the year.

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Rory returns from desk duty and has even recruited another white to join today’s episode. Today, we are joined by the hilarious standup comedian Mark Normand. Mark takes us through his youth in New Orleans and his early days living in NY which include getting robbed, bombing shows for years, and comedians feuding. Mark shares how he got sick from eating a$$ and went on to tape a Comedy Central Special. Mal introduces Mark to Same Night / Same City (Trump is involved). Then the guys discuss how cancel culture is being manipulated which leads to conspiracy pod including Cosby, the Chinese Balloon, Sam Smith’s satanic Grammy performance, and the NFL scripts. Tune in as the guys and Mark discuss all of the above and drug use, childhood trauma, religious rituals, Leonardo DiCaprio’s new girlfriend + more…COMEDY!

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Happy Tuesday, folks! Rory starts off with his story on giving Hip Hop (the person) some insight on an Irishman’s mental state. The guys discuss the outrage over the de-sexualization of the green M&M, and Mal’s friend phones in and gives him insight on the billboard. They get into the best hip-hop legend biographies, as well as other “classic” movies and scenes, + more!

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On this episode of "Rory and Mal Don't Know Ball" the guys are joined by Seattle Storm Guard Lexie Brown. Rory and Mal get Lexie's take on growing up with parents bumpin' Christian music, if she's really feelin' Gelo's song "Tweaker", and promise to hit up the Backstreet Boys residency in Las Vegas #volume

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The guys are back in their home studio, congratulating Jussie for his jail escape. They determine he should turn his story into a movie, and forbid him from ever using the black power fist again. Rory reminisces on his grandmother's past, and the team wishes him a Happy Saint Patricks Day, which leads to him giving a quick run down on the holiday's history, and his fond childhood memories of it. This leads to a conversation about the parades in NY, and Mal insists on having a parade to celebrate heterosexual males. Mal informs the listeners that he sleeps naked and unfortunately, Demaris had to find this out the hard way. They then get into 'Bad Vegan' (spoiler alert if you plan on watching), explaining the plot, and again being surprised that white women are easily swindled out of money. Mal reminds y'all he won't play your beats to Jay, and Demaris and Rory start throwing 2015 dirt on each other's names.  Eventually, they get into new music, giving reviews on Lucky Daye, Durk, Dave East, Slaughterhouse, + more, and Mal addresses the elephant on the couch.

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Rory & Mal start off recapping their week, including the NRM team holiday dinner, where the executive producer of More Sauce shamelessly admitted to being a serial killer aka sleeping with socks on. They then address the war on Christmas, men getting horrible Christmas gifts, and why we have no recent classic holiday movies. Jussie Smollett was found guilty on his fall report charges for lying his ass off, and that, of course, led to jokes. A bunch of random discussions happen in the middle of this episode - Rory gives advice on the worst places to propose, Mal admits to having a weed dealing hippie fetish, and we finally hear from one of our KanyexYe ticket winners. The guys also discuss new music, Hitman Holla’s close friends + more!

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Meanwhile, back at the ranch…

The guys sit down together for the first time in 2022, and recap their holidays, debating what music should be played when the ball drops. The team explains why we missed an episode, and Rory walks us through his Christmas shroom trip. Rory continues on to spoil Spiderman: No Way Home for everyone, including Mal, and the guys get into what else they’ve been watching recently. Starting on music, the guys discuss how R&B was a let down this year, and then get into new music that has been released since we’ve been gone. They debate and discuss B-Dot’s annual rap list, and somehow manage to get into how Bezos and Kanye are handling being single. There's some conspiracy and political shit in here, but we won’t detail that out because somehow this episode will come up missing. Just listen.

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(This episode was filmed on 4/20/2022) 

The guys start the episode out with sad news regarding their team member Baisley. They then get into their later plans for 4/20, how their week is going and Rory gives Demaris her flowers. They reminisce on the scary grocery store days, and Mal has some questions. They also discuss Justine Skye’s new record, Johnny Depp's testimony, + more!

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In this episode, after recapping their weekend and brief discussion on Netflix's new documentary 'The Most Hated Man On The Internet,' Rory & Mal dive right into reviewing Beyonce's new album and her projected sales, which leads into a discussion about the term 'album artist' - what it means, who qualifies to be called one, and why it doesn't work in everyone's favor. They finally get into their debate comparing Beyonce to Michael Jackson (spoiler alert- Rory is fighting for his life on this one). They also address Will Smith's apology video, Drake having covid, + more!

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We got a legend in the building! Rory and Mal are honored to be joined by a pioneer of hip-hop - the "World's DJ", D-Nice. The guys kick off the interview learning about D-Nice forming Boogie Down Productions with KRS-One, and continues with reflecting about how D-Nice brought everyone together with "Club Quarantine" when the world came to a complete stop due to Covid. Plus, D-Nice reflects on his rap career, and what it was like DJing for high profile political figures such as former President, Barack Obama 

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No for real…what the hell are you listening to? The team discusses each of their music tastes (according to the data). We discovered quite a few of us played a lot of bedroom music. Well everyone except Demaris. Who wants to “talk you through the nut”. While we reflect on our top songs/albums we also discuss what’s to come. We predict Metro Boomin’s album and SZA’s upcoming project. What’s a pod without Kanye? While we were recording Ye took to Infowars to spew more hate speech. In local news, the co-anchors of Good Morning America are cheating with each other. Keeping it local, Mal and Julian ended up (separately) at the Knicks game while Demaris hosted a women’s empowerment event. We discuss the frontrunner film for the Oscar Awards, Cocaine Bear. Mal reminds us that ‘Emily in Paris’ is coming back soon. Listen to the guys discuss all of this + more. P.S. if you’re reading this it’s show day in New York! See you all tonight!

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We open with choosing the song of the summer and Ice Spice’s Dunkin' Donuts collab. We stay on music and discuss the VMAs aka the Taylor Swift awards. Demaris has a problem with K-Pop. Meanwhile, Mal takes aim at Billy Murray. We react to Drake & SZA’s teaser and reminisce on the glory days of Nickelodeon shows. Then we take an interesting and self aware voicemail. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Demaris is selling foot videos. Find her on Cameo stepping on cigarette butts. Speaking of feet, Doja Cat is back with the first single off her upcoming album. Is she dissing Nicki? And will she go #1 on Billboard? That being said, hip-hop doesn’t have a #1 this year. We discuss why that might be the case. We stay on music and discuss Made in America’s female-dominant lineup and a couple other festivals. Then we get to the biggest controversy in music this week, YK Osiris. Naturally we brought up Meek’s tweets about the situation. Today’s voicemails were concerning to say the least. First, we have a Freaknik call followed by a (not hip-hop) boys trip to Miami. Finally we end the NBA season on a correct sports take. Mal and Julian said the Nuggets would win in 5. This led to an interesting discussion about Jokic. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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After a long weekend, the guys reconvene and catch up. Rory lets us know how his weekend was at Coachella supporting Emotional Oranges, and Mal explains his current dietary change. Rory comes to terms with his weight loss, and the team admits what they hate most about their sex tapes from the past. Pusha T dropped, so of course they have to compare and contrast from previous work, and give their opinions. They tell us their hopes and dreams for Future's album, and Mal critique's Jack Harlow's Rolling Stone spread. They also cover upcoming drops, the male ego, the Brooklyn Nets getting swept, + more! 

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It's never a bad idea to bring a Twitter debate onto the pod. We discuss if $30 for lunch on Valentine's Day is "low effort". The Stud Steppers dance dedicated to Brittney Griner has resurfaced on social media, and it has Rory remembering when King Bach went full SJW on YouTube. Plus, what would Demaris do (or won't do) to get Mal out of a Russian prison, and why isn't Gen Z hooked on drugs like everybody else? #volume

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The guys start off giving doormen their due flowers, reminiscing on some of their younger apartment mishaps. Mal met an unlikely NRM supporter over the weekend, and tells us about it, while Rory relives an embarrassing moment from this weekend for our amusement. They then get into the Beyonce' leak (pay attention - this is where you separate the real hive from the frauds), as well as Kelis' comments regarding her sample being used, and other music releases. Also comes a discussion about their favorite albums to drive to. They discuss road trip etiquette regarding music choices, and give their opinion on former president Barack Obama's (alleged) Summer Playlist. They debate the scariest movies of their respective eras, discuss Ryan Leslie's missing laptop, Mal's Mega Millions Win (we're speaking this into existence), + more!

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This week the boys discuss drama in the white world, Baby D's trip to Jamaica, the world of women wearing fake hips featuring a call from a hidden guest, Ice Cube's show from 2006 that would've never survived in 2022, Muney Long having to ghost drake because of an ex-boyfriend, getting baggy jeans at V.I.M, Puerto Ricans that love hand ball in the Bronx, and much more.

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The team is back in LA! They start off asking questions about Rory's rendezvous at the Sparks game over the weekend, as he alerts them he is done podcasting. Mal reneges on his promise to quit if Lori Harvey starts dating Jack Harlow (see previous episode). This leads into a conversation regarding celebrity interracial dating dynamics. Demaris acknowledges the birth of LAEddin, while Rory & Mal decide on the type of West Coast love she should be pursuing. They also discuss The Game's comments on a recent interview, gay domestic violence, whether Mal has hands or not, + more!

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Happy Friday! We’re back after a semigroup Valentine’s Day. Rory, Julian, and Demaris were at Joyce Wrice while Eddin went on 15 dates. Mal, who planned on coming to the show, missed it over a luggage issue. After the show Julian and Demaris pulled up on Armani White for some intense Uno. Do we owe Mal an apology? Perhaps partially. We provide more data about Bruno Mars and get from Rihanna herself how important Kanye is in her art. Speaking of silencing people, Andrew Tate has Mal fired up, which leads to an interesting discussion on cult culture. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, Pharrell’s new position at Louis V, the tequila era, Elon Musk, NBA All-Star predictions, + more!

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On the first episode of "Rory and Mal Don't Know Ball" the guys are joined by former All-Pro NFL star turned rapper Adam "Pacman" Jones (4:15). Rory and Mal get Pacman's take on who's the King of ATL Hip Hop (15:39), and who his favorite (and least favorite artist) is (19:55). Plus, Pacman tells a hilarious story about a night he had in Philadelphia with his Titan teammates (24:55), reveals which NFL wide receiver had the best vocals (28:05), explains why New York Hip-Hop doesn't hit like ATL Hip-Hop (30:28), why he thought Kendrick's Super Bowl Halftime Show was horrible (34:16), + more! #volume

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It’s our first episode of Black History Month so naturally we told Rory to sit this one out. He’s on desk duty. We begin with Eddin at the Apollo and Rory/Julian seeing Louis CK sell out all 18,000 seats at MSG (Cosby is next), who’s also the subject of today’s Same Night / Same City. What would you do to see your favorite performers? Well Amber Rose has a solution. Meanwhile, Latto is selling used underwear. Mal shares a confession and Julian shares another bad “break up” story. Speaking of better endings, the guys discuss which artist they wish had a different career trajectory. Then we review the new Lil Yachty album and breakdown Smokey Robinson’s track list for ‘Gasm’. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, why Demaris is going to have a shooter for a son and why Mal’s uncle stopped robbing people + more!

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First off…if you haven’t subscribed to our Patreon you’re fooling yourself. The FaceTime call with the girls is available now and things get heated. We close out this crazy story and move on to current news beyond the pod. The guys discuss the Golden Globes and somehow go on a tangent about ‘Baby Boy’. We also discuss Jerrod Carmichael’s monologue and Eddie Murphy’s unnecessary Will Smith joke. Believe it or not Coachella is around the corner and so is the return of Frank Ocean (bring your poppers). Then we try to convince Rory and Mal to hug. We move on to an absurd list of rules for men. To no surprise Mal agrees with most of the rules. Did Julian ask the guys to brunch? Would you trust a robot to represent you in court? Speaking of law, Your Honor is coming back this Sunday. Listen in as the guys discuss all of this, Elon Musk, and more!

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This episode the gang had a lot to cover, and of course we had to jump it off with hate. Bobbi-gate is currently upon us, and Rory and Mal double down on her failing as an industry plant, and her addressing the rumors about a Drake romance. Speaking of romance (or lack thereof), the team gives their opinion on Keke Palmer starring in Usher’s new video, as well as how it will affect her coparenting relationship. Let us know in our comment sections your opinion on that situation. Rory is heartbroken because Nelly is accused of being a fraud by his former groupmate, and Mal is heartbroken that The Blind Side wasn't actually historically accurate. EST Gee’s team failed him and we let them know exactly how, answered some voicemails, + more!

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The guys are back after a mixy weekend. Rory and Julian thought they found love for Baby D, but to no avail. The following night, the party continued with Bas and the Dreamville team again at none other than Ludlow House. While we were running around lower Manhattan most people were uptown in Harlem for Drake’s back-to-back shows at the historic Apollo. We break down the set list, the featured artists, and how Rory and Mal swallowed their pride and refrained from texting Drake for tickets. While Drake had NY’s attention, Beyonce was across the world giving Dubai her first live show in 4 years. We further the Dubai conversation by proposing a question that would lead to a quick (but sticky) payout. Speaking of sexual acts, would you let your significant other go on vacation for 20 days? Tune in as we discuss all of the above, as well as, the pathetic showing of NY sports teams, Shannon Sharpe vs. The Grizzlies, Catholic School basketball + more!

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Happy Friday to everyone that joined the Bare Minumum Club. Today is the last day the shirts will be available. Get yours before the sale ends! Now let’s talk about Coachella. Who keeps booking A$AP Rocky as a headliner? Let’s stay on music and discuss the new albums from Daniel Caesar & Rae Sremmurd. Is Daniel Caesar still canceled and why’d he call out Rory like that? and the Dalai Lama still on the loose? Speaking of tongue sucking, Nick Cannon says he should have his next child with Taylor Swift. Since the simulation seems to be simulating let’s talk about how men are getting fake abs (even some of your favorite artists). Meanwhile, Woah Vicky calls out Lil Nas X for faking his sexuality (the irony). *Trigger Warning* we discuss how a man was moved to commit suicide after chatting with an AI bot. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, the downfall of CNN+, Justin Timberlake making black people music again, new shows to watch, + more!

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This week the guys chat about Brent Faiyaz's new album, toxic traits, Rory's new single (out now), best series-endings, Burna Boy's new album, Westside Gunn's new album, new Lloyd Banks, Meek Mill out of Roc Nation, Wireless Fest 2022, Drake sabotaging The Weeknd, Hunter Biden getting hacked, and much more!

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Chances are you’ve been gaslighting someone this year or have been gaslit. “Gaslight” has been named the official word of the year…because of women, and Rory. We discuss the signs and how to avoid or properly execute it. Actually, turns out we’re all guilty. Gaslighting sounds like nothing compared to what happened to this girl’s best friend and her man. Rory shares a relatively similar story. Side note, would you let your girl get in bed with her male best friend? Speaking of stiffies, a fourth crypto-billionaire has been found dead. Luckily Rory and Mal still haven’t received their crypto. The second half of this episode we sat down with China Mac. He discusses his past arrests, his incredible rebrand, viral moments, and even his robbery attempt on Kanye. Listen as the guys discuss all of this + more! 

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Strap in (pause) for an in-cohesive episode. It’s clear that the most polluted air in the world got to our heads…bare with us. Anyway, Apple Vision, are we done for? Do we want to connect with people or pretend to? Zion might as well have been breathing NYC air based on his baby momma drama. Let’s talk music…in the middle of this recording Drake released a new feature. Is it too early for the song of the summer? And find out why Rory hopes nobody in R&B releases new music. And yes, we (Mal) address Azealia Banks recent comments. It’s time for voicemails. Listen to us give more amazing relationship advice along with family help. In sports news we cover Travis Rudolph, the NBA Finals, the hoax pulled by the PGA. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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We hope all of our mom listeners had a wonderful Mother’s Day! Now let's get to what happens when your kid doesn’t listen. Ja Morant is doing his best to ruin his career. We react to his second suspension. Meanwhile, Lil Durk is doing his best to escape a lifestyle that Ja seems to be running towards. J Cole has a line that sparks a conversation about rappers that passed. We then discuss the difficulty of bringing people up with you. Speaking of uplifting people, Lil Wayne left a show because of how people were treating his new artists. In good news, Jamie Foxx is in good health despite what many outlets were publishing. We’re back with our second installment of voicemails and these are some good ones. Tune in to hear our advice, as well as discussions on the Knicks season, our Finals predictions, Brittney Griner’s return, + more!

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It’s been a weekend of podcast beef. First we get reviewed by Azealia Banks. Then it’s time to get into our thoughts on ‘For All The Dogs’. Rory and Mal disagree on the album. We go in depth on features, sequencing, comparing it to his discography, etc. Then it’s time to talk about Drake’s comments about the other pod, which leads to another interesting discussion. In more music news, Rory went to North Carolina over the weekend for Little Brother’s Block Party. Somehow Mal asks us about our thoughts on Candace Owens. It’s time for voicemails. We help give today’s caller career advice. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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It's big Taurus season. Last week we celebrated Baisley’s b-day and this Friday we’ll celebrate Rory turning the year Jesus died/Larry Bird year. Rory doesn’t know it yet, but we have a surprise party planned for him (it’s okay, he doesn’t read the descriptions). Anyway, Mal was bumping knees court-side with Jack Harlow at the Knicks game. Sadly, only Jack was fortunate enough to have Kyle Lowry jump on his lap. Let’s stay on Jack (pause) we give our review of his album and then discuss him self-proclaiming as the “hardest whiteboy in rap.” Mal reverts back to last week’s episode and calls Rory out for his Doja/J Cole take. In other music news, Ed Sheeran is facing a lawsuit against Marvin Gaye’s estate. Meanwhile false rumors about Coi Leray and Latto surface over the weekend from the Something in The Water Festival. This leads to a heated discussion about Cardi B and her Grammy win / her career as an artist. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, DaBaby remaining canceled, the NBA Playoffs (we rank our top 5) + more!

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Happy Friday…now give us our flowers. Recently we’ve been predicting a lot in the culture and to no surprise the streak continues. Mal was right about Kanye and Adidas coming together, while Julian predicted Tucker Carlson’s next career move. Meanwhile, Tory Lanez was denied a new trial. Staying in music (kind of) does Jay Z have an unclaimed son? Speaking of sons, Robert De Niro at the young age of 79 is having another child…this leads to a wild one-liner from Demaris. We react to Doja Cat’s recent tweets and give props to the Knicks for fighting for another game. Stay till the end as we introduce our new VOICEMAIL segment. If you’d like to have your question answered on air and hear your voice on the pod please subscribe to Patreon!

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Happy Friday…remember pimp my ride? BLM is officially over, but not before we wish Julian’s dad a happy 72nd bday! St. Patrick’s Day is next, which means it’s time to celebrate the white man, Rory. Today we start with music…more importantly Dreamvillefest. Ultimately, as most music conversations do, this becomes a Drake discussion. Will Drake retire and who is the next superstar? Somehow this leads to a discussion about Angelina Jolie’s attempt to hire a hitman. *trigger warning* Is Michael B. Jordan corny? Is Pete Davidson dating Ice Spice? Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! P.S. We’re releasing a full patreon today which is absurd in many ways. Subscribe now!

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The Bare Minumum Boys are back to business. Rory and Mal directly address the cat burglar with (once again) the truth. After they set the record straight we get to the funnies. Religion has perfected the tax write off and pedo behavior. Do you, or have you, ever kissed your parents on the mouth? Speaking of predatory spaces, Hulu is making a Freaknik doc and aunties across the country are getting ahead of the footage. We then review Drake’s new track and offer reasoning on why this song isn’t it. The music conversation continues with an interesting discussion around 6lack and Chloe’s low first week numbers. Finally, we end with sports. Telfon Donnie was at UFC 287, which had Mal fired up, while the Knicks playoff run begins next week. Tune in as the BMB’s manage to discuss all of this + more without mic stands!

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DJ Envioussss. The feds have officially entered the world of radio. We speculate if we would cooperate with the feds. Mal was quick to throw Demaris to the police. Staying on celebrity drama Britney Spears discloses she and Justin Timberlake had an abortion years ago. Are we getting too many memoirs? If you’re not ready for a memoir there’s always rehab. Jussie Smollett checks himself into a facility (cue Julian coke jokes) Have you ever faked an emergency to get out of a date? And how many mozzarella sticks could you eat in an hour? The guys have a $2,000 bet for Demaris. It’s time for voicemails (yes we do 2 today) where we discuss infidelity and a tumultuous relationship. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! We also answer a callback on Patreon.

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