Net Positive with John Crist (John Crist)

A deep dive into which religion is best, plus the first ever Catholics vs Protestants Celeb Draft… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH 2/13 - Rochester, NY 2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA 2/15 - Tysons, VA 3/7 - Branson, MO 3/8 - Kansas City, MO 3/9 - St. Louis, MO 3/21 - Lynchburg, VA 3/23 - Cincinnati, OH 3/28 - Grand Junction, CO 3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT 4/11 - Omaha, NE 4/12 - Wichita, KS 4/13 - Tulsa, OK 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/3 - Charlotte, NC 5/4 - Richmond, VA 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

The death of cyberbullying, Trump rally reactions, Taylor Swift concerts, and a lifesize Jesus… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/3 - Bakersfield, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX 12/6 - Toledo, OH 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH 2/13 - Rochester, NY 2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA 2/15 - Tysons, VA 3/7 - Branson, MO 3/8 - Kansas City, MO 3/9 - St. Louis, MO 3/21 - Lynchburg, VA 3/23 - Cincinnati, OH 3/28 - Grand Junction, CO 3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT 4/11 - Omaha, NE 4/12 - Wichita, KS 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/3 - Charlotte, NC ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE HENSON SHAVING: Go to https://HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.) BLUELAND: Get 15% off your first order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Grape juice, worship symphonies, Left-leaning boats, and Walmart body cams… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ SEND US DECOR: Lagos Creative 632 Fogg St, Ste 10 Nashville, TN 37203 ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/24-26 Raleigh, NC 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH 2/13 Rochester, NY 2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA 2/15 - Tysons, VA 3/7 - Branson, MO 3/8 - Kansas City, MO 3/9 - St. Louis, MO 3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC 3/22 - Lynchburg, VA 3/23 - Cincinnati, OH 3/28 - Grand Junction, CO 3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT 4/11 - Omaha, NE 4/12 - Wichita, KS 4/13 - Tulsa, OK 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL 4/26 - Tampa, FL 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/1 - Sarasota, FL 5/3 - Charlotte, NC 5/4 - Richmond, VA 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MOSH: Save 20% off plus FREE shipping on the Best-Sellers Trial Pack at moshlife.com/NETPOSITIVE MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE BLUELAND: Get 15% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Christian tornados, the best sports naps, racist activities, political vows, and praying for Tesla… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ SEND US DECOR: Lagos Creative 632 Fogg St, Ste 10 Nashville, TN 37203 ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 4/11 - Omaha, NE 4/12 - Wichita, KS 4/13 - Tulsa, OK 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL 4/26 - Tampa, FL 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/1 - Sarasota, FL 5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC 5/4 - Richmond, VA 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Real or fake cowboys, Trump and Luke Bryan impersonations, hunting with a stick and string and being proud to be an American… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/3 - Bakersfield, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/5 - Sarasota, FL 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS iHERB: Use Code NETPOSITIVE To Get 22% Off Your First Order at https://iherb.com/shop/NETPOSITIVE MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

The craziest news week of all time, a pastor with anger issues, and, whatever you do, DO NOT pet the dog… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: FREE appetizer for life! One appetizer item per box while subscription is active. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/NETPOSITIVEAPPS HENSON SHAVING: Go to https://HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.) BLUELAND: Get 15% off your first order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Politics on podcasts, “trad wife” trends, the 4b Movement, and being unburdened… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX 12/6 - Toledo, OH 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH 2/13 - Rochester, NY 2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA 2/15 - Tysons, VA 3/7 - Branson, MO 3/8 - Kansas City, MO 3/9 - St. Louis, MO 3/21 - Lynchburg, VA 3/23 - Cincinnati, OH 3/28 - Grand Junction, CO 3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT 4/11 - Omaha, NE 4/12 - Wichita, KS 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/3 - Charlotte, NC ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS iHERB: Use code NETPOSITIVE to get 22% off your first order at https://iherb.com/shop/NETPOSITIVE ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Accidentally enrolling at a Christian college, fake celebrity personas, and bringing your significant other to an event… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/3 - Bakersfield, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/5 - Sarasota, FL 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BLUELAND: Get 15% off your first order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive HENSON SHAVING: Go to https://HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.) MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Quitting your job to sell hand turkeys, what’s going on with TikTok, and why your Amazon packages are late… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 12/6 - Toledo, OH 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH 2/13 - Rochester, NY 2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA 2/15 - Tysons, VA 3/7 - Branson, MO 3/8 - Kansas City, MO 3/9 - St. Louis, MO 3/21 - Lynchburg, VA 3/23 - Cincinnati, OH 3/28 - Grand Junction, CO 3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT 4/11 - Omaha, NE 4/12 - Wichita, KS 4/13 - Tulsa, OK 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/3 - Charlotte, NC 5/4 - Richmond, VA 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS iHERB: Use code NETPOSITIVE to get 22% off your first order at https://iherb.com/shop/NETPOSITIVE MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Rory memes, Trump at church, financing Coachella, and what you can and can’t finance… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ SEND US DECOR: Lagos Creative 632 Fogg St, Ste 10 Nashville, TN 37203 ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL 4/26 - Tampa, FL 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/1 - Sarasota, FL 5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC 5/4 - Richmond, VA 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS FRESH PRESSED OLIVE OIL: Try a bottle for just $1 and taste the difference yourself. Go to https://GetFreshNetPositive.com. HELIX: Go to https://helixsleep.com/NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF SITEWIDE! BLUELAND: Get 15% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

First class on Southwest, AI dating, we're not tipping if we order standing up, scrabble for losers who can't read… On the net it’s a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 5/17 Lincoln, NE 5/18 Des Moines, IA 5/19 Grand Forks, ND 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive HELLO FRESH: FREE dessert for life! One dessert item per box while subscription is active. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/NETPOSITIVESWEET ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Checking the HorseFax, ranking emojis, raising unawareness, and hurricanes are controlled by the government… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/3 - Bakersfield, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/5 - Sarasota, FL 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS with promo code FREENETPOSITIVE at https://hellofresh.com/freenetpositive MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Celebs against Trump, a shopping cart debate, and yet another tipping dilemma… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA 6/27 Atlanta, GA 6/28 Atlanta, GA ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: FREE appetizer for life! One appetizer item per box while subscription is active. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/NETPOSITIVEAPPS GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Super Bowl recap, our thoughts on Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show, coffee snobs, and room temp IQs… On the net, it’s a positive ------ SEND US DECOR: Lagos Creative 632 Fogg St, Ste 10 Nashville, TN 37203 ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 2/13 Rochester, NY 2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA 2/15 - Tysons, VA 3/7 - Branson, MO 3/8 - Kansas City, MO 3/9 - St. Louis, MO 3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC 3/22 - Lynchburg, VA 3/23 - Cincinnati, OH 3/28 - Grand Junction, CO 3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT 4/11 - Omaha, NE 4/12 - Wichita, KS 4/13 - Tulsa, OK 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL 4/26 - Tampa, FL 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/1 - Sarasota, FL 5/3 - Charlotte, NC 5/4 - Richmond, VA 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BIRDDOGS: Get a completely FREE hat @birddogs with code NETPOSITIVE at https://www.birddogs.com/NETPOSITIVE #birddogspod AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive BLUELAND: Get 15% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

What makes a good country concert, not having social media, going to hair school, and John’s failed business idea… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ SEND US DECOR: Lagos Creative 632 Fogg St, Ste 10 Nashville, TN 37203 ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 3/7 - Branson, MO 3/8 - Kansas City, MO 3/9 - St. Louis, MO 3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC 3/22 - Lynchburg, VA 3/23 - Cincinnati, OH 3/28 - Grand Junction, CO 3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT 4/11 - Omaha, NE 4/12 - Wichita, KS 4/13 - Tulsa, OK 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL 4/26 - Tampa, FL 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/1 - Sarasota, FL 5/3 - Charlotte, NC 5/4 - Richmond, VA 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive MOSH: Save 20% off plus FREE shipping on the Best-Sellers Trial Pack at https://moshlife.com/NETPOSITIVE MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Olympic privilege, fake ramen, and DMing Joe Rogan… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Collegiate DUI’s, Olympic hype, and Trump vs Biden on the golf course… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS DREAM RECOVERY: Ready for the best sleep of your life? Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF your order at https://dreamrecovery.io MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Consuming sea salt before a workout, the college dropout spectrum, shirt ripping tips, and letting your friends know you have a manager… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ SEND US DECOR: Lagos Creative 632 Fogg St, Ste 10 Nashville, TN 37203 ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 3/7 - Branson, MO 3/8 - Kansas City, MO 3/9 - St. Louis, MO 3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC 3/22 - Lynchburg, VA 3/23 - Cincinnati, OH 3/28 - Grand Junction, CO 3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT 4/11 - Omaha, NE 4/12 - Wichita, KS 4/13 - Tulsa, OK 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL 4/26 - Tampa, FL 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/1 - Sarasota, FL 5/3 - Charlotte, NC 5/4 - Richmond, VA 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Mountain Dew conspiracies, not having that app, feet up topics, and judging your explore pages… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ SEND US DECOR: Lagos Creative 632 Fogg St, Ste 10 Nashville, TN 37203 ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 3/7 - Branson, MO 3/8 - Kansas City, MO 3/9 - St. Louis, MO 3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC 3/22 - Lynchburg, VA 3/23 - Cincinnati, OH 3/28 - Grand Junction, CO 3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT 4/11 - Omaha, NE 4/12 - Wichita, KS 4/13 - Tulsa, OK 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL 4/26 - Tampa, FL 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/1 - Sarasota, FL 5/3 - Charlotte, NC 5/4 - Richmond, VA 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS with promo code FREENETPOSITIVE at https://hellofresh.com/freenetpositive AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive GLORIFY: Get a 14 day free trial when you visit https://glorify-app.com/netpositive ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Courtside for Caitlyn Clark, Post Malone goes country, Top 10 “sports hate list,” and ChatGPT or The Bible… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS EXPRESS VPN: Protect your online privacy TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/NETPOSITIVE for an extra three months FREE. ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Trailer tornadoes, smoking vs vaping, attracting men, truck nuts, and camping chairs… On the net, it’s a positive ------ SEND US DECOR: Lagos Creative 632 Fogg St, Ste 10 Nashville, TN 37203 ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH 2/13 Rochester, NY 2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA 2/15 - Tysons, VA 3/7 - Branson, MO 3/8 - Kansas City, MO 3/9 - St. Louis, MO 3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC 3/22 - Lynchburg, VA 3/23 - Cincinnati, OH 3/28 - Grand Junction, CO 3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT 4/11 - Omaha, NE 4/12 - Wichita, KS 4/13 - Tulsa, OK 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL 4/26 - Tampa, FL 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/1 - Sarasota, FL 5/3 - Charlotte, NC 5/4 - Richmond, VA 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS GLORIFY: Get a 14 day free trial when you visit https://glorify-app.com/netpositive ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Comedy at TopGolf, driving Pauly Shore, and best places to take someone on a date… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 11/1 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: FREE appetizer for life! One appetizer item per box while subscription is active. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/NETPOSITIVEAPPS MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Predicting the 2028 Election, drinking for lent, the two kinds of debates, and starting a cult … On the net, it’s a positive. ------ SEND US DECOR: Lagos Creative 632 Fogg St, Ste 10 Nashville, TN 37203 ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 3/7 - Branson, MO 3/8 - Kansas City, MO 3/9 - St. Louis, MO 3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC 3/22 - Lynchburg, VA 3/23 - Cincinnati, OH 3/28 - Grand Junction, CO 3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT 4/11 - Omaha, NE 4/12 - Wichita, KS 4/13 - Tulsa, OK 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL 4/26 - Tampa, FL 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/1 - Sarasota, FL 5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC 5/4 - Richmond, VA 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELIX: Go to https://helixsleep.com/NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF SITEWIDE! MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Racial fast food, the drinking scale, blacks and cats, and the culture doing a 180… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX 12/6 - Toledo, OH 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH 2/13 - Rochester, NY 2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA 2/15 - Tysons, VA 3/7 - Branson, MO 3/8 - Kansas City, MO 3/9 - St. Louis, MO 3/21 - Lynchburg, VA 3/23 - Cincinnati, OH 3/28 - Grand Junction, CO 3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT 4/11 - Omaha, NE 4/12 - Wichita, KS 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/3 - Charlotte, NC ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE HENSON SHAVING: Visit https://hensonshaving/crist to pick the razor for you and use code CRIST to get a free shave cream with your razor – just make sure to add it to your cart. MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

A boy in the organ, praying for cows, beating Taylor Swift, and we end with a “sloppy wet kiss”... On the net, it's a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA 6/27 Atlanta, GA 6/28 Atlanta, GA ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 10/4 Shipshewana, IN 10/5 Shipshewana, IN 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Solving racism, playing Batman, and no more sick days for adults… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/3 - Bakersfield, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/5 - Sarasota, FL 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

We were right about the Olympics, we drink sweet tea, and we definitely don’t buy tickets for a wedding… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS DREAM RECOVERY: Ready for the best sleep of your life? Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF your order at https://dreamrecovery.io HELLO FRESH: FREE appetizer for life! One appetizer item per box while subscription is active. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/NETPOSITIVEAPPS HENSON SHAVING: Go to https://HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.) ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Nightmare at the Indy 500, going barefoot on stage, and cuddling (but only after marriage)... On the net, it's a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 5/17 Lincoln, NE 5/18 Des Moines, IA 5/19 Grand Forks, ND 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA 6/27 Atlanta, GA 6/28 Atlanta, GA ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 10/4 Shipshewana, IN 10/5 Shipshewana, IN 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositive BLUELAND: Get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/netpositive ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Open containers, NASCAR prayers, frustrated wives, and lots of emails… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Thursday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube.This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net... It's a positive.-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.FOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Episode 1 comin' in hot with plenty of stories, laughs, and even some educational value. Topics include: - Why John started a podcast @ 4:53 - 8:24 - Meme pages are doing too much @ 18:43 - 23:47 - Recruiting Men @ 28:30 - 29:30 - Giving Keys @ 31:50 - 38:30 - Asking a girl to prom @ 43:44 - 47:55 - Failed Jokes @ 47:58 - 50:13 - Airplane etiquette @ 50:14 - 56:58 - Virtue signaling @ 57:00 - 1:00:33 - Kim Kardashian's work ethic @ 1:00:39 - 1:05:50 ...and more. ----- Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

In Episode 2, John touches on all of society's most important issues. Topics include: - Group text pollution - John's vacation - World's best restaurant name - How to properly merge - The meaning of Net Positive - Official Sunday Funday rules - Mini libraries must be stopped ...and more. ----- Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Episode 3 comes with a new voice on the mic. Comedian Derrick Stroup stops by the studio to join in on the conversation.Topics include:- Helping the blind: 1:50 - 7:24- Is John a Karen??: 7:50 - 13:02- Life without a car: 30:44 - 40:30- No tissues in therapy: 40:30 - 44:57- Comedians are prophets: 46:35 - 48:08- Uber nightmare: 1:02:45 - 1:11:23- "Must be nice"": 1:20:08 - 1:21:45- How to just be a fan: 1:21:45 - 1:26:11...and more.-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Not saying we're an advice podcast, but this episode might save lives.Topics include:- Intro (0:00)- John's New Special Announcement & Jokes (1:15)- Mini Library Emails (8:25)- Bird In the Airport (14:52)- Scale of 1-10 (24:30)- Dating Advice For Molly (52:08)...and more.-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

John brings in friend and TV Host, Victoria Moghaddami to give her take on last week's episode with Molly, and much more!Topics include:- Women do google men (2:30)- John Gets starstruck by John B  (14:28)- Pressure to be "cool" (26:26)- "When I was growing up..." (33:53)- Whose career should you choose? (38:18)- YouTube Comments (49:07)- Jason Moana (57:05) -----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Nothing like a good ole fashion hour of jokes and controversy.Topics include:- Trailer (0:00)- Reflecting on the new special (1:10)- Has Pride Month gone too far? (18:00)- Blind reacting to IG comments (34:33)- Mental health is out of control (44:50)- Personality traits are not excuses (57:15)- "Do better" people are the worst (1:09:20) -----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

This week's episode is PACKED, and nothing goes better with hot takes than a big announcement. -----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

If you like rants, you've come to the right place.Topics include:- Intro (0:00)- Failed Joke (5:56)- Presidential Falls (16:28)- Instagram Scammers (31:30)- I Don't Get It (Part 2) (40:40)- Fan Submissions (45:45)- Peter Pan Syndrome (49:48)- Dave Ramsey (1:00:16)- More Fan Submissions (1:23:00)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

It's nothing but the truth when Jackie Lee stops by the studio.-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Happy 4th of July, everybody. Jump in to hear John rant on fireworks, social anxiety, protests, getting left on read, a new compliment challenge, and more.-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Another Thursday another Net Positive. Topics Include: - Giving the fans (you) a collective name - Why have masculine brands become popular streetwear? - Throwing out the first pitch for the Atlanta Braves - Friend ratios ...and more Shirt no longer for sale due to copyright issues. ----- WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU ----- Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Instead of blocking that person on Twitter, just forgive your Dad.Topics Include:- Dixie Stampede- Hooters- The effect comedy has on people- Noah's Ark Video- Compliment Challenge-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

There is nothing quite like the sweet sound a bird scooter makes when it fires up, and you feel the rush of the throttle fall into your grasp... Topics Include: - Religious Freedom- Bird Scooters- Breaking Rules- Getting in dumb fights with your significant other- Getting left on read- The National Anthem-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Comedian Josh Black joins John today, and one thing is for sure; never try and play these two to the left.Topics: - John's "support" at Josh's show (3:20)- John gets a lesson on slang (25:44)- Joshua & the Promise Land (45:23)- John reveals his middle name (48:23)- Black church versus white church (53:45)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

John is back from Mexico with a $3 hat, some lash booster, a nice tan, and he is ready to go. Topics include:- Mexican Drugstores (4:06)- John's British Accent (27:33)- MLS Soccer (30:57)- Will Smith's Apology (34:07)- Getting Left on Read (57:10)- How to DM a Celebrity (1:25:40)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

THIS JUST IN: your Instagram account with 400 followers isn't shadow-banned.Topics Include:- Intro (0:00)- Dating for content (3:50)- John goes into bit mode (14:58)- The importance of the wave (19:50)- Documentaries are fake (53:00)- Bama rushtok  (1:03:42)- John was in a fraternity? (1:21:04)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

If laughter is the best medicine, you probably need a prescription for this episode.Topics Include:- Intro (0:00)- Where are jerseys acceptable?- John's DM drama- Reacting to Rogan- Mini Library update (worst one yet)- What NOT to wear for an alter call-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

This week John is recording while on the road in Boston, and he has the fan favorite, Derrick Stroup alongside him. As expected, it is top-shelf stories and nothing but laughs.Topics include:Intro (00:00)Accents (01:15)Rec basketball leauge (06:35)Most intimidating men (13:15)Derrick's Starbucks story (28:12)John gets confronted by the police (51:55)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

We will ride or die with Florida Georgia Line... Even if these cowboy boots have never touched mud.Topics Include:Intro (00:00)Cowboy boots - (3:05) John buys a Mustang - (12:23)Florida Georgia Line - (26:25)Mississippi football coach gets beat Up - (34:15)Emotional support alligators - (50:40)The confidence of a pilot  - (1:18:30) -----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

There are two things that are absolutely certain in this episode; first, we are team Ariel 2022, and second,  Mexican restaurants need to relax and shorten their menus. Intro (00:00)The human body goes to work (00:54)Show stories w/ John (05:20)Little mermaid (29:00)Profile pic rules (39:26)Queen Elizabeth (48:05)Mexican restaurant menus are too big (56:56)Fact check (1:07:10)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/ TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Appleton, WI - 09/15 - 17Spokane, WA - 09/29-10/1New Brunswick, NJ - 10/6-8Virginia Beach, VA - 10/21-22Dayton, OH - 11/11-12 - SOLD OUT-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

John definitely doesn't have Tourette's, but this Chik-fil-A employee definitely knows how to tackle a perp. Also, is Karen a Republican or a Democrat?TOPICS:Intro (00:00)John DM's Kevin James (4:37)John Doesn't Have Tourettes (14:22)Chik-Fil-A Hero (27:50)Half Mast Flags (42:45)Umpire Pets Pitcher (57:33)Fact Check (1:03:38)The Karen Debate (1:08:15)...and more-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Sept 29 - Oct 1 Spokane, WA - SOLD OUTOct 6-8 New Brunswick, NJOct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VANov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUTNov 18-20 Greenville, SC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

John's bowl cut went viral again, a protester lit their arm on fire, and Kanye West has apparently never read a book... It's a Net Positive type of day!Topics Include:Intro (00:00)Nascar blunder (3:30)John's viral bowl cut (14:32)Protestor rants (32:00)Bad texts (59:35)Fact checks (1:11:28)and more...-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Sept 29 - Oct 1 Spokane, WA - SOLD OUTOct 6-8 New Brunswick, NJOct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VANov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUTNov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUT-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

On the road again! John and Derrick are recording on the road in Spokane Washington, where they discovered a fantastic local restaurant called Chili's...Topics Include:Intro (00:00)Chili's (3:50)John's lack of social awareness (10:20)Let me size you up (18:08)Relationship Advice (43:00)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Oct 6-8 New Brunswick, NJOct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VANov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUTNov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUTDec 2-4 Irvine, CA - SOLD OUT-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Stop bragging about your vacations on the internet by asking for recommendations...Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Video from co-host Alex (3:30)Qualities you need to protest (11:45)Most annoying things on the internet (32:53)Pastor prays against "hoes" (1:03:00)and more-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Oct 6-8 New Brunswick, NJOct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VANov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUTNov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUTDec 2-4 Irvine, CA - SOLD OUT-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

The most rogue marketing campaign we've ever seen, and the richest thing we've ever heard.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Delete That book launch (6:50)Keep going down (10:20)Scene friends (16:06)Protestor of the week (19:35)Rick Ross and Dj Khaled can't play rock paper scissors (1:07:00)and more -----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Oct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VANov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUTNov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUTDec 2-4 Irvine, CA - SOLD OUTDec 9-10 Palm Beach, FL-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

You better know what tortellini is, and if you don't, you can join the rats in New York City, who made clear by a CNN reporter, are not our friends.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)John gets serious (10:42)John has a gift (16:55)Kim Kardashian & Tortellini (24:13)BTS is going to war (30:47)History lesson (43:35)Thumbs up emoji scandal (57:45)Protestor of the week (1:11:37)and more-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Nov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUTNov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUTDec 2-4 Irvine, CA - SOLD OUTDec 9-10 Palm Beach, FLDec 11 Miami, FL-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

John is high on life and in no need of a mid game adjustment.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)John is high on life (1:07)Halloween (14:48)Protestors (24:30)Kanye West & Elon Musk (46:20)Chick-fil a (1:09:06)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Nov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUTNov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUTDec 2-4 Irvine, CA - SOLD OUTDec 9-10 Palm Beach, FLDec 11 Miami, FL-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

John is a true American patriot who gets a shocking surprise from his childhood crush.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)David and Bathsheba (6:43)John’s Girlfriend Defends Pet Rats (13:00)SNL – Big Dumb Hats (24:07)Note Left on John’s Car (32:26)Celebs Leaving Twitter (39:36)Aaron Carter Discussion (53:55)Replaced by Kanye (1:15:11)Mailbox Submission (1:17:53) -----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Cory Asbury is in the studio with John today, and all we know for certain is that the chi is not effed, and God can still save you even if you do yoga or wear a Halloween mask.Intro (0:00)Cory Asbury left the internet (10:58)3 girls singing in church (28:13)Cory’s nail polish saga & all the bozo takes (53:50)Mini library gets blown up (1:05:26)Elon Musk (1:14:33)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

We get it you love Taylor Swift, but you have 3 kids and you're late for a staff meeting. Pull it together before we have to send the crew from Black Hawk Down to rescue you... -----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Comedian Shama is in the studio today. The primary takeaway is that your church needs flying drummer boys, and you need a reign-it-in guy. Get it done.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Metaverse Church (25:02)Flying Drummer (30:44)The ‘Reign It in Guy’ (38:44)Jeremy Pruitt (52:21)FIFA Paying Fans!? (1:26:33)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

In this episode, we get a close-up look at Hunter Biden's laptop, and he's quite funny.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Too Far? (3:25)Cancel Culture (22:30)Protests of the week (39:08)What you're not preaching (1:06:45)Elon Musk trolls paparazzi (1:15:18)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

It's time for your buzzcut.Intro (0:00Adele (2:52)John & Steve’s New Song (6:38)Church Protestors (42:03)BTS Update (1:22:43)Email Fact Checks (1:28:09)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comMiracle Brand: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Happy Holidays, enjoy your Costco hot dog!Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Holiday Men Versus Women (1:02)Crist Family Talent Show (9:20)Baby, It’s Cold Outside Breakdown (27:34)Protestor Of the Week (1:01:28)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comMiracle Brand: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

This NOT a "best of episode" like everyone else.  John and Alex have all the "rizz" heading into the new year.-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comMiracle Brand: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

We are back and psyched for 2023. In the new year, it is time to unmute everyone on Instagram, and also take a few notes from the Amish. They seem to have it figured out.Intro (0:00)Southwest (2:40)WWE (13:58)The Amish (24:08)The New Instagram Update (36:58)Easy To Get Saved (46:47)Tipping (1:11:28)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Saginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

We weren't sure if this could be done, but it's a double-barrelled episode.Intro (0:00)Growing Up In Amish Communities (8:50)How To Work Hard (29:39)Working at Whiskey Row (48:02)Tipping Fatigue (1:00:26)Rating Bottle Opening Videos (1:26:56)Lizzo Comes To john's Rescue (1:34:35)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Saginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

John buys a gun, and your horse will bring you home. Just make sure DJ Khaled isn't driving.Intro (0:00)John buys a gun (10:15)Biggest fear: Loitering (33:36)John's "too soon" video (41:08)The News (58:43)Fan Emails (1:12:14)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Saginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comMiracle Brand: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

There is one situational coffee that is superior to all, and we discover it. Along with a lion on Kylie Jenners dress.Intro (0:00)Broadway stack's (3:47)Situational coffee (12:40)Unmuting People (27:15)Fashion Week reactions (37:05)Kim K's scoreboard (54:15)Video mailbox submission (1:06:05)Fan emails (1:12:00) -----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Saginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comMiracle Brand: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

We've got a guest on the show today, and it's someone's voice we have literally all heard, and if you say otherwise you are a liar. He made a record deal with the Lord, and was almost in a band with Bert Kreischer kind of? Welcome to the show, Scott Stapp from Creed.Intro (0:00)Bert Kreishcer & Creed (6:20)Lollipop Toss (11:35)The story of Creed (16:20)Why the band broke up (38:30)Why AA (1:01:55)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Saginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comMiracle Brand: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Judas definitely didn't execute that business deal correctly. Too bad he didn't have Mr. Beast or TD Jakes to help him out.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Mr. Beast (23:33)The Lords Advocate (33:24)Judas' failed business deal (38:04)What's that country line mean? (50:10)The News (1:14:44)Fan emails (1:27:31)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/17 - Saginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comMiracle Brand: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Superbowl commercials were bad, and we can only blame ourselves. The solution? Join Aaron Rodgers on his darkness retreat.Intro (0:00)Cauliflower sandwich (7:45)Guys need something to do (11:50)Superbowl(20:28)Aaron Rodgers darkness retreat (36:11)The news (57:14)Fan emails (1:13:05)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/17 - Saginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Miracle Brand: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

I think it's time you see a therapist. You can see if this couple who has been married for 58 years through 5 murder attempts will give you a recommendation. Now back to the real show...Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Time to see a therapist (7:25)Trapped in the airport by a fan (13:05)Asbury University revival (22:04)Just be honest (35:20)The News (52:00)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comAthletics Greens: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to athleticgreens.com/netpositive Stamps.Com: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/netpositive. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show!PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Jared Mullins is a triple threat, and that's a guarantee. We aren't quite sure what the third piece is, but he definitely has it. Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Jared is deaf (9:58)The bonfire guitar guy (21:20)This isn't your group chat (32:30)Might be onto something (46:34)Thank God Story (59:45)The pressure of getting a hit (1:09:37)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSOR:Miracle Brand: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

We might have found a common ground among everyone and it's Carrie Underwood. It's not Earl, the Dixie Chicks killed him.Intro (0:00)Carrie Underwood is our olive branch (7:12)Dixie Chicks Killed Earl (12:03)Funny facial hair guy (22:48)SNL, what are you doing? (38:04)FGL rules (57:40)Female Influencers (1:04:44)Confession time, fan mail (1:06:30) -----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El Paso, TX3/12 - Midland, TX3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC5/5 Jacksonville, FL5/6 Tampa, FL5/7 Fort Myers, FL5/19 Fort Collins, CO5/20 Grand Junction, CO5/21 Boise, ID -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSOR:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comBlinkist: Go to blinkist.com/netpositive  to start your 7-day free trial AND get 25% off of a Blinkist Premium membership. And now, for a limited time, you can use Blinkist Connect to share your premium account you will get 2 premium subscriptions for the price of one.PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

The infamous question: where is the line? Are you important enough to make demands at work? Should concerts be held in the morning instead of at night? Can you share an ice cream cone with someone?Topics Include: Intro (0:00)You overshot it (16:20)The Breaking Bad house (21:16)Country artists in the morning (30:23)Sharing germs (41:00)Ego's Anonymous (56:20)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/17 - Shreveport, LA3/18 - Fort Worth, TX3/19 - Fayetteville, AR3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC5/5 Jacksonville, FL5/6 Tampa, FL5/7 Fort Myers, FL5/19 Fort Collins, CO5/20 Grand Junction, CO5/21 Boise, ID -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSOR:Athletics Greens: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to athleticgreens.com/netpositiveMiracle Made: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Pro tip from today's guest: Don't bring A-Rod into a Nashville dive bar. Also, always make sure your chickens are protected. Lastly, just because you like Diet Coke and binge-watching Netflix doesn't mean it's an "era".Intro (0:00)Celebrity baseball game (12:50)Football pressure (20:55)Tim Tebow (26:55)Fulfillment (40:15)Baseball guy vs football guy (1:10:30)A-Rod at Tin Roof (1:16:18)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/23 - Cleveland, MS3/24 - Memphis, TN3/25 - St. Louis, MO3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC5/5 Jacksonville, FL5/6 Tampa, FL5/7 Fort Myers, FL5/19 Fort Collins, CO5/20 Grand Junction, CO5/21 Boise, ID6/3 Louisville, KY6/4 Washington, DC6/10 Salt Lake City, UT6/11 Colorado Springs, CO6/23 Sacramento, CA6/24 Fresno, CA6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA6/30 Las Vegas, NV7/1 San Diego, CA7/2 Anaheim, CA7/21 Goshen, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSOR:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comBlinkist: Go to blinkist.com/netpositive  to start your 7-day free trial AND get 25% off of a Blinkist Premium membership. And now, for a limited time, you can use Blinkist Connect to share your premium account you will get 2 premium subscriptions for the price of one.Miracle Made: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

It is a somber week in Nashville in the wake of a tragedy that took place in our backyard. John addresses the situation before transitioning into some more light-hearted topics, such as everyone's favorite segment, ego's anonymous. If you or someone you know is struggling with suicidal ideation, please dial 988 to talk to someone who can help today, or click here for more information.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)A somber week in Nashville (0:53)Ego's Anonymous (45:05)The news (1:19:05)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/31 - Fayetteville, NC4/1 - Charlotte, NC4/2 - Charlotte, NC4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC5/5 Jacksonville, FL5/6 Tampa, FL5/7 Fort Myers, FL5/19 Fort Collins, CO5/20 Grand Junction, CO5/21 Boise, ID6/3 Louisville, KY6/4 Washington, DC6/10 Salt Lake City, UT6/11 Colorado Springs, CO6/23 Sacramento, CA6/24 Fresno, CA6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA6/30 Las Vegas, NV7/1 San Diego, CA7/2 Anaheim, CA7/21 Goshen, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSOR:Stamps.Com: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/netpositive. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show!Miracle Made: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Attention all waiters and waitresses: Write the orders down, it's not impressive to get my order wrong. Also, Easter is this week, see you all in Alabaster, Alabama, for the helicopter easter egg hunt. Lastly, Shaq isn't on the carnival cruise, and we ride or die for Hasbulla.Intro (0:00)Alex chugging Athletic Greens (2:40)Write the order down(5:36)Best reheat meals (16:55)Mindless activity (24:11)Easter services doing the most (29:13)Sales Shaq (44:50)Chivalry should be dead (52:00)Hasbulla (1:08:10)Gen Z worship song (1:22:40)  -----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC5/5 Jacksonville, FL5/6 Tampa, FL5/7 Fort Myers, FL5/19 Fort Collins, CO5/20 Grand Junction, CO5/21 Boise, ID6/3 Louisville, KY6/4 Washington, DC6/10 Salt Lake City, UT6/11 Colorado Springs, CO6/23 Sacramento, CA6/24 Fresno, CA6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA6/30 Las Vegas, NV7/1 San Diego, CA7/2 Anaheim, CA7/21 Goshen, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSOR:Athletics Greens: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to athleticgreens.com/netpositiveManscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Brad Pitt, Bud Light, and the Taliban. Welcome to Net PositiveTopics Include:Intro (0:00)Nascar easter service (3:44)The Power Team (14:07)Hasbulla revisited (24:55)YouTuber captured by Taliban (33:30)Bud Light controversy (44:10)Brad Pitt's "disease" (1:01:50)Responding to emails (1:11:30)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/14 - Clear Lake, IA4/15 - Omaha, NE4/16 - Kansas City, MO4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC5/5 Jacksonville, FL5/6 Tampa, FL5/7 Fort Myers, FL5/19 Fort Collins, CO5/20 Grand Junction, CO5/21 Boise, ID6/3 Louisville, KY6/4 Washington, DC6/10 Salt Lake City, UT6/11 Colorado Springs, CO6/23 Sacramento, CA6/24 Fresno, CA6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA6/30 Las Vegas, NV7/1 San Diego, CA7/2 Anaheim, CA7/21 Goshen, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:CALDERA LAB: Get 20% OFF with our code NETPOSITIVE at calderalab.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Some things we learned from the wisdom of Leanne Morgan: - Some comedians should probably just quit- You can still play basketball when your pregnant- Carpet Fiber salesmen aren't the best crowd- Morgan Wallen's date spot was ChipotleTopics Include: Intro (0:00)How John and Leanne Met (10:18)Leanne selling jewelry (32:50)Start of stand up (37:20)Pregnant basketball (53:30 )Morgan Wallen (58:11)Comedy stories (1:06:40)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/21 - Athens, GA4/22 - Savannah, GA4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC5/5 Jacksonville, FL5/6 Tampa, FL5/7 Fort Myers, FL5/19 Fort Collins, CO5/20 Grand Junction, CO5/21 Boise, ID6/3 Louisville, KY6/4 Washington, DC6/10 Salt Lake City, UT6/11 Colorado Springs, CO6/23 Sacramento, CA6/24 Fresno, CA6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA6/30 Las Vegas, NV7/1 San Diego, CA7/2 Anaheim, CA7/21 Goshen, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEManscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Great hang with a great comic, who is indeed, nice in real life. Enjoy Matt Rife!Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Introducing Matt Rife (16:52)Getting wifed up (22:50) Too many people are offended (30:48)Friends who can't roast (53:48)Comedy done right (1:00:54)Crowd work (1:42:13)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/28 - Augusta, GA4/29 - Asheville, NC5/5 Jacksonville, FL5/6 Tampa, FL5/7 Fort Myers, FL5/19 Fort Collins, CO5/20 Grand Junction, CO5/21 Boise, ID6/3 Louisville, KY6/4 Washington, DC6/10 Salt Lake City, UT6/11 Colorado Springs, CO6/23 Sacramento, CA6/24 Fresno, CA6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA6/30 Las Vegas, NV7/1 San Diego, CA7/2 Anaheim, CA7/21 Goshen, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:STAMPS.COM: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/netpositiveHENSON SHAVING: Go to https://hensonshaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)AG1 by ATHLETIC GREENS: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to athleticgreens.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Life hack, have something on your calendar, it will make you feel better. Also, make sure you're strategic about those dopamine hits and ensure the ROI is sufficient to cover the bills. Lastly, Pete Davidson is Taco Bell, and that is a high compliment. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Augusta National (6:06) Put it on your calendar (12:35) John gets hustled (21:45) Advice for a fan (24:50) Dude with a sign (32:55) Gen Z worship (43:30) Protestor of the week (1:03:53) Emails from fans (1:18:57) ----- BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/ WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU ----- THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 5/5 Jacksonville, FL 5/6 Tampa, FL 5/7 Fort Myers, FL 5/19 Fort Collins, CO 5/20 Grand Junction, CO 5/21 Boise, ID 6/3 Louisville, KY 6/4 Washington, DC 6/10 Salt Lake City, UT 6/11 Colorado Springs, CO 6/23 Sacramento, CA 6/24 Fresno, CA 6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA 6/30 Las Vegas, NV 7/1 San Diego, CA 7/2 Anaheim, CA 7/21 Goshen, IN ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE CALDERA LAB: Get 20% OFF with our code NETPOSITIVE at calderalab.com/netpositive PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

From doing ministry with Billy Graham, writing the worship songs you are singing on Sunday, to playing those songs all over the world, today's guest is an icon of the Christian faith, a status he stewards well. Welcome to the show, Michael W. Smith.Intro (0:00)Introducing Michael W. Smith (20:16)Power of music (32:31)Deconstruction (37:48)Prodigal (46:05)First time Michael texted John (52:10)Billy Graham (1:11:48)We need father's (1:31:44)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/5/19 Fort Collins, CO5/20 Grand Junction, CO5/21 Boise, ID6/3 Louisville, KY6/4 Washington, DC6/10 Salt Lake City, UT6/11 Colorado Springs, CO6/23 Sacramento, CA6/24 Fresno, CA6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA6/30 Las Vegas, NV7/1 San Diego, CA7/2 Anaheim, CA7/21 Goshen, IN7/28 Hattiesburg, MS9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1 by ATHLETIC GREENS: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to athleticgreens.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

PSA for all beer brands, stick to beer. Let Shaq, Elon Musk, and Dude With A Sign worry about changing the world. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Vacation recap (10:15) 7th Heaven (25:10) Toe Patrol (47:09) The worst commercial of all time (1:13:26) Fan emails (1:24:37) ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 5/19 Fort Collins, CO 5/20 Grand Junction, CO 5/21 Boise, ID 6/3 Louisville, KY 6/4 Washington, DC 6/10 Salt Lake City, UT 6/11 Colorado Springs, CO 6/23 Sacramento, CA 6/24 Fresno, CA 6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA 6/30 Las Vegas, NV 7/1 San Diego, CA 7/2 Anaheim, CA 7/21 Goshen, IN 7/28 Hattiesburg, MS 9/14 Oklahoma City, OK 9/15 Tulsa, OK 9/16 Wichita KS 9/17 Springfield, MO 9/21 Ottawa, ON 9/22 Peterborough, ON 9/23 London, ON 9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC 9/30 Roanoke, VA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HENSON SHAVING: Go to https://hensonshaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.) MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels and with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Denver sucks, and there is a slim chance of convincing Alex otherwise, John still has a chance of having his pro golf career come to life, and we have a surprise guest drop in on the pod.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/6/3 Louisville, KY6/4 Washington, DC6/10 Salt Lake City, UT6/11 Colorado Springs, CO6/23 Sacramento, CA6/24 Fresno, CA6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA6/30 Las Vegas, NV7/1 San Diego, CA7/2 Anaheim, CA7/21 Goshen, IN7/28 Hattiesburg, MS9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comAthletics Greens: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to athleticgreens.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

John came straight from court and is a free man ready to discuss the hard hitting issues such as, what is the proper way to brush your teeth, and if an ocean could vote, would it be republican or democrat? ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/6/3 Louisville, KY6/4 Washington, DC6/10 Salt Lake City, UT6/11 Colorado Springs, CO6/23 Sacramento, CA6/24 Fresno, CA6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA6/30 Las Vegas, NV7/1 San Diego, CA7/2 Anaheim, CA7/21 Goshen, IN7/28 Hattiesburg, MS9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSOR:CALDERA LAB: Get 20% OFF with our code NETPOSITIVE at https://calderalab.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

We have an important message: You don't have amnesia, you just drank too many white claws. Oh,  and make sure to check the community notes. ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/6/10 Salt Lake City, UT6/11 Colorado Springs, CO6/23 Sacramento, CA6/24 Fresno, CA6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA6/30 Las Vegas, NV7/1 San Diego, CA7/2 Anaheim, CA7/21 Goshen, IN7/28 Hattiesburg, MS9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:GOOD RANCHERS:  Give a dad you know American meat delivered. Use code NETPOSITIVE at checkout for $30 OFF at GoodRanchers.com(Please note: We did misspeak on the episode and said "30%" when it is $30 off with the code above)HENSON SHAVING: Go toHensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

An absolutely jam-packed episode. From Drake offering you a Bud Light, and hot chicken being horrible, to a 1-year-old surviving for 40 days in the Amazon Forest, and breast milk curing Cory Asbury.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Bud Light Boycott (8:55)Protestor of the week (12:06)Hot Chicken is HORRIBLE (29:23)Cory Asbury calls (56:18)"Hey cowboy" (1:08:03)LIV vs PGA (1:10:10) ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/6/23 Sacramento, CA6/24 Fresno, CA6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA6/30 Las Vegas, NV7/1 San Diego, CA7/2 Anaheim, CA7/21 Goshen, IN7/28 Hattiesburg, MS9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comAG1 BY ATHLETIC GREENS: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to drinkAG1.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Joining us today we have a handful of legends. Bill Burr, Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, and Donald Trump. Only kidding, just the legendary Tyler Fischer, who has some of the best impressions out there. From drinking with your high school teacher, to the politics of comedy, enjoy!Intro (0:00)The ocean is not to be messed with (4:03)Introducing Tyler Fischer (17:17)It's not political (25:06)It started during covid (36:33)When is the left too far (57:25)Not black and white (1:21:00)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/6/23 Sacramento, CA6/24 Fresno, CA6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA6/30 Las Vegas, NV7/1 San Diego, CA7/2 Anaheim, CA7/21 Goshen, IN7/28 Hattiesburg, MS9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:GOOD RANCHERS:  Give a dad you know American meat delivered. Use code NETPOSITIVE at checkout for $30 OFF at GoodRanchers.comCALDERA LAB: Get 20% OFF with our code NETPOSITIVE at calderalab.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

We are here because of the "No Limits " people who were willing to take a risk. So, if you're thinking of taking a risk, go do it. Now onto more serious issues, like parents caring too much about their toddler's sport, breast milk "curing" everything, and the fact check that proves John RIGHT, instead of wrong.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)No limits people (4:40)Juneteenth debacle in Greenville (30:25)Jack Harlow (43:35)John was actually RIGHT (54:40)Breast milk (1:11:14)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/6/30 Las Vegas, NV7/1 San Diego, CA7/2 Anaheim, CA7/21 Goshen, IN7/28 Hattiesburg, MS9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to drinkAG1.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Post fourth of July, and we are feeling great. Hopefully you got to pee in a pool this weekend and enjoy some sunshine. We have a great episode with a new protestor of the week, the most insane news article ever, and some really harsh parental punishments.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)4th of July recap (6:47)Peeing in the pool (17:50)Adult swim (23:10)Protestor of the week (38:45)Too pretty to rob (1:10:05)Fan emails: crazy childhood punishments (1:25:23)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/7/21 Goshen, IN7/28 Hattiesburg, MS9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:MUD/WTR: Go to mudwtr.com/netpositive to support the show and use code NETPOSITIVE for 15% offGOOD RANCHERS:  Give a dad you know American meat delivered. Use code NETPOSITIVE at checkout for $30 OFF at GoodRanchers.comAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to drinkAG1.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Jam packed episode, with all the hard hitting issues yet again.  Why do we have bathroom attendants? Are Chik Fil A fries all the same size? A fan favorite segment, Democrat or Republican: Fast food chains. And a call from a friend of the pod, ERNEST.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/7/21 Goshen, IN7/28 Hattiesburg, MS9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:BLUELAND:Get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/netpositiveMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVECALDERA LAB: Get 20% OFF with our code NETPOSITIVE at calderalab.com/netpositivePRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

We are grateful to have made it through the week, even with the writer's strike in Hollywood. Really unsure how we made it, especially with all this time blindness going on...Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Actor strike (10:55)Ben and Jerry's gets served (30:40)Time blindness (39:10)The Amish might have figured it out (51:00)Fan emails: Unnecessary embarrassments (1:11:10)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/7/21 Goshen, IN7/28 Hattiesburg, MS9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:MUD/WTR: Go to mudwtr.com/netpositive to support the show and use code NETPOSITIVE for 15% offGOOD RANCHERS:  Give a dad you know American meat delivered. Use code NETPOSITIVE at checkout for $30 OFF at GoodRanchers.comBABBEL: Get 55% OFF your Babbel subscription at Babbel.com/NET(Rules and restrictions may apply)PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Jason Aldean in "hot water", and Moses needs tech support for his broken tablets. We discover the Italian batwoman who rescues tourists, but she won't be able to rescue this Atlanta man from the most embarrassing robbery of all time (that is a fact). We are all over the place in this episode, but as always it's a Net Positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/7/28 Hattiesburg, MS9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:CALDERA LAB: Get 20% OFF with our code NETPOSITIVE at calderalab.comAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to drinkAG1.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

John's cousins from the village drop by the studio. They are the winners of the 21st season of The Voice. They made history by being the first trio to ever win the show, and also made history in the studio with the strangest group text name ever, "Big Brass Monkey" - Welcome to the show, Girl Named Tom.  The band is releasing their first post-Voice single on August 25th and will release more songs throughout the fall. Come see them live in a city near you! Tickets available at girlnamedtom.com/eventsGo support the team!Intro (0:00)Girl Named Tom (17:35) Siblings (24:05)Strive for excellence (43:36)The Voice (50:27)It's okay to change (1:17:30)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:HENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comMiracle Made: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Taking photos with the opposite sex, traveling to Venus,  defending your castle, and a list of things we do not care about. Nowhere else will you get that diverse a topic list. Someone please, explain the joke...Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Being alive is hard (9:26)John gets caught (17:45)Protestor of the week (43:36)Who gets the right of way when walking? (1:05:28)Fan emails (1:20:43)Things we don't care about (1:40:32)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to drinkAG1.com/netpositiveGOOD RANCHERS:  Give a dad you know American meat delivered. Use code NETPOSITIVE at checkout for $30 OFF at GoodRanchers.comMiracle Made: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Your favorite Peloton instructor is in the studio! Tune in as John finds inspiration from a 20-something from Brooklyn yelling at him... In all seriousness, this is an awesome and inspiring episode. Kendall shares the journey to where she is now, and some of the hurdles she had to come through to get there.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Introducing Kendall Toole (4:50)Her start at Peloton (19:40)Child Acting (41:40)Peloton Community (53:20)Never knocked out tagline (1:04:10)Angry at God?  (1:25:33) ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:WILDGRAIN: Get $30 OFF the first box PLUS free Croissants in every box at Wildgrain.com/netpositive to start your subscriptionCALDERA LAB: Get 20% OFF with our code NETPOSITIVE at calderalab.comBLUELAND:Get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/netpositiveMUD/WTR: Go to mudwtr.com/netpositive to support the show and use code NETPOSITIVE for 15% offPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

A Nashville legend is in the studio today. From being one of the first band bars on Broadway, to trailblazing the way for a new style of country music, Tyler Hubbard from Florida Georgia Line is nothing short of iconic. One thing is certain, he doesn't have to hike up the mountain to play Red Rocks anymore.Topics Include: Intro (0:00Introducing Tyler Hubbard (10:32)Happiest making music (19:00)Catching heat (44:12)The fun of the start (55:00)Being compelled to write (1:01:55)Tyler and his faith (1:15:21)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:BABBEL: Get 55% OFF your Babbel subscription at Babbel.com/NET(Rules and restrictions may apply)Miracle Made: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEAG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to drinkAG1.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

First solo episode in a bit, and we are back with packed episode. Protestors are getting run over, Trump got a mugshot, robberies are getting hard, and Bradley Cooper is a saint. One reaction to all of it: Well, well, well...Topics Include: Intro (0:00)John has a confrontation at Barstool (11:32)John's take on gun violence (17:30)Protestor of the week (42:18)Redskins are back? (1:12:16)Well well well (1:20:48)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21 Ottawa, ON9/22 Peterborough, ON9/23 London, ON9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC9/30 Roanoke, VA10/1 Greensboro, NC10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA -----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositiveMUD/WTR: Go to mudwtr.com/netpositive to support the show and use code NETPOSITIVE15 for 15% offHENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)CALDERA LAB: Get 20% OFF with our code NETPOSITIVE at calderalab.comPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative