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Langston and David talk about Terrence Howard inventing new flight technology for Uganda and what's up with these Chicago men and their antics.

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about putting earwax on vaginas in order to detect STIs.

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Is superstar Brandy secretly cursed and inadvertently causing the deaths of anyone who comes close? Langston and his guests The Lucas Bros (Judas and The Black Messiah on HBO Max) never say never to this heartbreaking conspiracy.

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Does performing oral sex make a man's mustache grow? Langston and his guest Reggie Conquest (That Damn Michael Che on HBO Max) take a deep dive into this messy conspiracy theory.

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Hey there Lil' Mommas!

We will be returning to Motherf*ckin Mini Episodes next week. Please enjoy this FULL episode of Langston and David being guests on "The Amber & Lacey, Lacey & Amber Show!" on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network!

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It's hard to keep a straight face when you're in good company, so brace yourself as hosts Amber and Lacey welcome comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie of the podcast  My Momma Told Me as their guest stars. 90's Black sitcoms take center stage for the "Celebrity Expert Quiz". "Can You Stand It" turns into a delightful chaos as David shares something that no one is ready for. Everyone is in for a sidesplitting good time as "The Biggest Fan in The Room" game becomes a nesting ground for new Black conspiracies.

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If you wear red nail polish, does that mean you're a floozy? Langston and David get in the chair with Kristen Sivills & J-Rod (And Then We... Podcast) about the ultra-popular nail polish color of choice. When is the appropriate age to wear red nail polish? What does the color red do to the opposite sex? Also, they discuss where nail polish originated and how it came to popularity for all kinds of people. This is a hoe-positive episode and we even dare to say a hoe-positive podcast. Live your true colors! 

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Are kids with silver teeth "bad" kids? Langston and David dive into this Black conspiracy with their third eyes wide open. Did these kids just have a lack of resources? Were there any other tooth color options? Did you have to wait in Mr. Marcus' car for your mom? These nonsensical questions and more are asked throughout the episode. Plus, we are addressing the elephant in the room: the cybertruck explosion from earlier this month.

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about the female body repelling men if they are incompatible. 

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Are white people buried right away, so their bodies don't turn Black? Langston and David explore this listener's conspiracy theory and get to the bottom of bodies post mortem, Quora "facts", and David's lovely fake wife. A new segment is introduced called "Ask A White Guy" and they sit down with the "Stuff They Don't Want You To Know" hosts Ben Bowlin, Matt Frederick and Noel Brown.

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Is it possible to curse a man by putting menstrual blood in his spaghetti? Langston and his guest Carl Tart (Brooklyn Nine-Nine on NBC) make a meal of this country ass conspiracy.

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about women being on their periods and why they should not hold a newborn baby during that time. Plus, Langston tears white people apart and David announces he is pro p*ssy.

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about pimps moonlighting as pastors.

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Langston and David have reached the 100th episode of the podcast. They walk through unreleased and past Black conspiracy theories and they try to work to prove that these are still hilarious and devastating ideas. 

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Are white people purposely making milk and dairy products more dangerous for people of color? Langston and David shoot the cheese breeze with Curtis Cook (Hulu's This Fool) to explore the startling truths about dairy and dairy farming. We all get sad for the cows and the children.

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This week Langston and David present My Momma Told Me Live at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles, California for Netflix Is A Joke Festival. They invite returning guests Jay Jurden and Steelo Brim to partake in crazy and hilariously controversial conversations surrounding Black conspiracy theories. From Kendrick and Drake beef to big booties, we know you Lil' Mommas will like this episode. 

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Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring Clayton English, Mandal, and Ms. Pat at City Winery ATL. Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below:

**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

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LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

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DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about knowing which biracial parent is Black based off their booty.

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about lead paint contributing to the rise of serial killers in the 70s and 80s.

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Langston and David respond to MMTM's most infamous listener in the latest installment of their email series. 

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Bye, bitch! 

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about the "Cool S" and it's rumored association with gangs. Fulfilling the show producer's life long obsession with the letter tag and Michael Jordan's longevity and chokehold on our childhood.

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Is there a difference between regular and premium gasoline? Furthermore, do our cars need luxury gas to make them run better? Langston and David drive thru a passionate and tumultuous discussion of this conspiracy theory. Think of it as another installment of The Fast & Furious franchise.

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about the character Deebo from the Friday franchise. 

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about Black cop roles in TV and Film.

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This is a RE-RELEASE of a Mothaf*ckin Mini Episode! Want your conspiracy theories your family has told you mentioned on the podcast? Send us your voice memos and emails to mymommapod@gmail.com and be sure to rate us on Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/my-momma-told-me-with-langston-kerman/id1523712290

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Langston answers a listener's conspiracy about white people having racist dogs.

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Did the Pascagoula alien abductions happen? Langston and David make contact with Khari Johnson (Pause with Sam Jay) to talk about this Southern conspiracy theory. Boy scout stories are bound to pop up as they find video reenactments of the kidnappings online. Lots of questions asked and sad truths realized throughout the discussion. Also, why are those Avatar aliens so thick?

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Does sex in the day time give you albino kids? Langston and his guest Ify Nwadiwe (NBC's Grand Crew) absorb this outrageous conspiracy theory and dissect Albinism in Africa. 

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Are dinosaurs real? Langston and David sit down with comedic improviser Cedric Yarbrough (Clint Eastwood's Juror #2, out Nov. 1! ) about his days being raised as a Jehovah's Witness in Minnesota and many "worldly" ideas he was taught not to believe in, including the existence of dinosaurs. Langston surprises both David and Cedric with his research and they discuss various topics like porn parodies of Reno 911 and getting kicked out of the BET awards after party.

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ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery Atlanta with Clayton English and Ms. Pat!

HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House - The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory with Michael Christmas!

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly with Reggie Conquest!

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about Magic Johnson's infamous penis and why he truly retired from the NBA.

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Is Vaseline better than lotion? Langston and David hang out with Candice Thompson (Nosy Neighbors Podcast) to talk about this skin care conspiracy. The three get into a shiny conversation about this household item and what it truly does to your skin. Is it really a good moisturizer? Also, what's Tussy? This episode will introduce us to a hard decision: cocoa butter or cherry flavor.

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Bye, bitch! 

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Does circumcision stunt the growth of penises? Langston and David answer a listener's email about doctors purposefully doing that to Black boys. Discussions of personal "peters" and lots of Internet searches go down. David accidentally doesn't turn off his Google image search. We all are terrified. Plus, David and Langston try to explain the process by using an index finger and water bottle. This episode is not for the "faint of heart", but oh boy, are there clippable moments. 

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Langston and David discuss the myth, the legend of Jamaica's own, Sean Paul. Plus, they have a lot to say about '00 ringtones.

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Bye, bitch! 

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about speculations about Krispy Kreme being associated with the KKK. 

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Did escaped slaves throw hush puppies out to distract the hounds from tracking them? Langston and David gather with ATL's own Mandal (Don't Tell Comedy) about this Facebook conspiracy theory. They go into tangents about Captain D's fish shack, tilapia being printed on 3D printers, and cod being the hotdog version of fish. Questions arise throughout the episode. Who originated Hush Puppies? How did this rumor spread so fast? Who else fries bread? Also, we learn Langston doesn't like chicken livers. 

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Bye, bitch!

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Are fast food restaurants strategically placed to kill Black people at a faster rate? Langston and his guest Will Miles (South Side on HBO Max) try to keep their blood pressure down as they dig into the truth of this horrifying conspiracy.

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Were white people created by an ancient Black scientist? Langston and his guest Zack Fox (Jesus Is The One on Spotify) explore the science and the religion behind this devastating claim.

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Are we all living in the matrix? Langston and David sit with Josh Johnson (The Daily Show) about this conspiracy theory that many billionaires subscribe to (looking at you Elon). Talks of the Matrix franchise, bunkers, déjà vu, and the Mayan calendar occur throughout this episode. Should we be having these flashbacks so often? How many people are considered "too many" for a bunker colony? These questions don't get answered, but we do learn that Langston doesn't want any of us to know the year he graduated high school. 

JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES:

WASHINGTON, DC - 10/10 - The Miracle Theatre w/ Jamel Johnson, Paris Sashay, and Tony Woods! 

DETROIT, MI - 10/12 - The Majestic Theatre with Mel Mitchell and Leah Vernon

CHICAGO, IL - 10/13 - The Den with Marilee and LaRoyce Hawkins

HOLLYWOOD, CA - 10/17 - The Comedy Store (The Main Room)

ATLANTA, GA - 10/31 - City Winery

HOUSTON, TX - 11/1 - The Secret Group

AUSTIN, TX - 11/2 - Vulcan Gas Company

DALLAS, TX - 11/3 - The Studio at the Factory

BROOKLYN, NY - 11/7 - The Bell House

SOMERVILLE, MA - 11/8 - Arts at the Armory

PHILADELPHIA, PA - 11/10 - Punch Line Philly

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - 11/17 - Cobb's Comedy Club

DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

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Is there any legitimacy to Terrence Howard's "universal math" theory? Langston and his guest Radha Blank (The Forty-Year-Old Version on Netflix) try to add up all of Terrence's transformative teachings.

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Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail about finding human DNA in packaged hotdogs. Plus, can we give props to Ja Rule? 

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LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

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Langston and David talk about height problems and answer a voicemail about Ray J and Terrence Howard joining the podcast crew. Plus you'll hear some good ole Akinyele bars!

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**OUR HOTLINE IS DOWN TEMPORARILY AND WILL BE BACK SOON!**

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

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Do cell phones towers disguised as trees emit frequencies that make Black people want to kill each other? Langston and his guest Jermaine Fowler (Amazon's Coming 2 America) climb up this conspiracy theory. 

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Enjoy this classic episode from Langston and David! We will resume with new episodes next week! Bye Bitch!

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Are there alligators living in the city sewer system? Langston and David go underground on this conspiracy theory where there are some truth to the matter and how exactly alligators are getting into these sewers. 

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You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm.

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We are now on YouTube! Listen & Watch episodes of My Momma Told Me starting 12/20. Subscribe to the channel here!

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Is Ray J the "Godfather of Culture"? Langston and David get into a deep conversation with comedian Keith Johnson about how Ray J has been at every pivotal point in cultural moments. We may even say that he's the Black Forrest Gump. Does he truly take any losses? Was Kanye sacrificed for Ray J? We go from Kardashians to playing the piano in front of Mayweather, and much more. Also, we start the episode with a deep dive into Black fallen heroes: Will Smith and Michael Jorden. Heavy emphasis on "fallen."

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about mixing brown and clear liquor and the outcome of this concoction.

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about the lack of coverage on the Flint stabber on popular true crime podcasts because the victims were Black.

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Is Pharrell secretly an undead vampire? Langston and his guest Affion Crockett (Affion Crockett: Mirror II Society on Peacock) take a bite of this haunting conspiracy.

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about baby formula companies purposefully tricking African women not to breastfeed, so they could sell them baby formula.

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Lil' Mommas! We will be back with new episodes next week. Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode, where we talk about how enough downward dogs can lead you to the devil's pose.

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about yoga being a way to let Satan into your mind.

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Is the fashion industry out to get us? Langston and David take a trip down memory lane of trends they’ve attempted: color bandanas, bootleg FUBU, dada spinners, baggy clothes, and more. They both accept the idea of creative expression within fashion but also acknowledge questionable motives. Are these trends trying to make us look like idiots? Why are we going broke to impress our colleagues and peers? Is David going to grow long hair? Langston shares his Value City experience. Let’s just say, he looked too “familiar”. 

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When it rains and the sun is shining, does that means the devil is beating his wife? Langston and David speak with Lisa Beasley (South Side) about this classic spiritual Black conspiracy theory. There are talks about what whether devil's wife looks like an Instagram Baddie or a female version of Goro from Mortal Kombat. We encourage our listeners to send us drawings and ask an important question: what restaurant would the Devil take his wife to?

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Does EVERYTHING kill your sperm count? Langston and David sit down with John and Tyler of The Jenkins & Jonez podcast and chat about a range of things that can impact your sperm count from Mountain Dew to cellphones and 5G. This conversation goes all over the place and we have the great discussion of "is it 'laptop' or 'labtop.'" Either way, make sure you keep your airfryer away from yourself and it's never too late to learn how to swim. 

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Lil' Mommas and Gentiles-A-Like! We are ending 2024 with the best episodes of My Momma Told Me. Kid Fury, KevOnStage, and X Mayo brought us memorable moments in conversation: Lil' Bow Wow being a liar, silver attracting electricity, drugs being laced by the government, and more. Let's keep spreading conspiracy theories into 2025! 

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Kid Fury: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/kids-see-ghosts-and-also-predators-with-kid-fury/id1523712290?i=1000643504889

KevOnStage: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/electric-slide-n-socket-with-kevonstage/id1523712290?i=1000642620776

X Mayo: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/savage-x-fentanyl-with-x-mayo/id1523712290?i=1000663775445

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Are chemtrails real, and are they leading to riots and population control? Langston and his guest Ayo Edebiri (Big Mouth on Netflix) take a big old huff of some very scary stuff floating out in the world. Also, they bring Dick Gregory back from the dead for one last bit.

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If you cut a girl’s hair before her 1st birthday, will she be cursed with bad hair? Langston and David take a seat with Joelle Monique (Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald) to discuss this coming-of-age conspiracy. There are talks of curl patterns, traumatizing haircut stories, and what Black Twitter found out about the hair relaxer models. Plus, Langston is confident that he and Rihanna would be good friends.

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Did Michael Jackson only have ONE surgery? Langston and David sit down with long-time friend of the show Rob Haze (Lil Kev on BET+) about the King of Pop and how many procedures he may have had done. Did his nose really fall off? Was the 80s just a mean decade? Was he powerful enough to “make up” vitiligo? Possible changes he went through in order to be accepted and hit those high notes? Also, what would Michael Jackson look like with big ol’ titties? 

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Langston answers a listener's email about the legend of secret mixed race US Presidents. 

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about how the food pyramid was racist and how it intentionally overlooked and missed America’s minorities. 

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Does the shape of your pregnancy bump determine the gender of your baby? Langston and David discuss this classic old wives tale with Brandi Denise (The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon). Rib cages, BMI, gravity, and much more are talked about in the episode. Plus, what do two male podcast hosts know about pregnancy? TikTok trends of hot daddies "back in the day", ultrasound guessing, and surprise pregnancy stories occur. Plus, the funniest people on earth were mean high school boys. We are not medical professionals, but WebMD may have a run for their money.

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Lil' Mommas and Gentiles-A-Like! My Momma Told Me got nominated for a Webby Award! This week we are re-releasing our nominated episode with our guest Monét X Change. Go to vote.webbyawards.com and search "My Momma Told Me" and cast your vote!

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Is there a correlation between single moms and gay men? Langston and his guest Jak Knight (Big Mouth on Netflix) pull back the hate on this dangerous conspiracy. Also, they dream of a world of hoteps without the homophobia.

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Is there a gay mafia in hip hop? Langston and David discuss with Ian Lara (HBO Max's Ian Lara: Romantic Comedy) the influential power in the music industry - Black, gay, or straight. Plus, how weird the "Peaches and Cream" video truly is. In the end, someone will be getting whacked...off.

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about organ donor and harvesting speculations in the Black community. MILF Manor is discussed and we all are devastated by the world.

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Does sagging your pants make you gay? Langston and his guest Garrick Bernard (Solar Opposites on Hulu) tighten their belts and dig into this timeless barbershop scuttlebutt.

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about gas prices being cheaper in the hood. Math and the state of Wyoming get involved in this mini episode.

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Check out this classic My Momma Told Me episode with special guest Laci Mosley. Please rate and review the podcast here!

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Are ginger ale and crackers truly the perfect cure to all of our ailments? Langston and his guest Laci Mosley (Scam Goddess) take a healthy bite out of this age old treatment.

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Is the United States a racist country? Langston and David talk with comedian Byron Bowers (Hulu's Spiritual N*gga) about the socio-economic factors and problems that cultivate discriminiation amongst ourselves. This episode is a mushroom trip and there's one thing for sure: the devil wants you to eat the bootyhole. 

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Did crazy stuff happen in Roswell, New Mexico? Langston and David climb aboard with Sultan Salahuddin (SouthSide) and take a wild ride through the twist and turns of the Roswell incident.

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about not flashing your headlights at cars who don't have them on. Plus, after years of searching, we finally have a name for our listeners.

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Do Brazilian butt lifts smell? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory and how it impacts all walks of life in the Lil' Momma community. Where would this idea come from? Is it seeded in society's hatred towards women? Or could it be poor post-surgery hygiene? Langston and David brainstorm an ethical strip club and how it would fail immediately. We also learn that "blue" is not a flavor. 

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Is the infamous Willie Lynch speech real? Langston and David talk it out with Rochée Jeffrey (Yes, We Cannabis from Audible) about this legendary conspiracy theory. What are the implications of this letter? Was it meant to control the Black community or just pit us against each other? Ultimately, the letter is a hoax but we explore the emotional truth to it and what it means to the community who is under constant scrutiny. Plus, the three pick their favorite stereotypes of Black people and briefly talk about Langston's Cam'ron inspired hoodie and David's barbershop visit. Vote "Yes, We Cannabis" for the NAACP Image Awards!

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Is there an evil clown in a white van driving around Chicago kidnapping and murdering children? Langston and his guest Eve Ewing (Electric Arches) hold on tight as they ride through this very local, very nostalgic conspiracy.

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Is Drake the greatest character of all time? Langston and David discuss a listener's voicemail on this conspiracy theory. Since Drake has been praised for his work on Degrassi and other roles, why does he feel he deserves the shine and respect? Flying too close to the sun has hurt his work? Light-skinned discussion occurs, and in the past, we've been accused of rampant colorism. This episode surely doesn't help our case. 

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Introducing Clown Parade, an anthology comedy podcast series presented by Matt Rogers & Bowen Yang and Will Ferrell featuring new talent with a 4-episodic series. This week's performer is Martin Urbano presenting his original character: Don Saldivar.

Check out Clown Parade from Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio wherever you get your podcasts.

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Disgraced game show host Don Saldívar makes his return with this Weakest Link rip-off. Real contestants answer quick-fire general knowledge questions in a desperate hope to not be called a stupid, weak loser.

Martin Urbano is a hip Latino comedian/writer/satirist. He has performed on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Comedy Central, The CW, and recently taped a set for the stand-up comedy series This Joka with Will Smith and Westbrook Studios. Martin was featured as a cast member on the National Lampoon Radio Hour reboot and was one of Vulture's Comics to Watch in 2019. Martin worked as a writer/producer for Danny's House on Viceland and has hosted several episodes of Chris Gethard Presents on MNN. Martin was a 2017 New Face at Just For Laughs. While there, he was added to Howie Mandel's Comedy Gala, which was filmed for The CW. Follow Martin on Instagram at @martinurbanojr and on Twitter at @martinurbano.

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about Jehovah's Witnesses being the Black version of Scientology.

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Is it possible to run out of cum? Langston and his guest Chris Redd (Saturday Night Live) have no idea, but they definitely say cum way too many times.

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Are girl babies made through the power of a good man? Langston and his guest Gary Richardson (Shrill on Hulu) pull back the layers of this country ass conspiracy.

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Are the Men in Black real? Langston and David discuss this far-out conspiracy theory with Malik B (Complex's Funniest People on the Internet). The three discuss the many disguises aliens take, including humans, specifically Michael B. Jordan. Deja vu is discussed and how much that comes into play when dealing with the MIB and the origin story of the organization. This conversation goes all over the place, but you know we love alien talk on this podcast! Plus, talks of Family Feud occur. We are always rooting for Black family contestants. Lastly, a Chik-fil-a story. 

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Langston and David sit down and go off format this episode. They talk about LL Cool J, the movie "House Party", and much more. Yeah, they are taking a little break from conspiracy talk, but don't let that throw you off. They're still going to continue unhinged conversations of all things Black culture. Think of it as a palate cleanser, you goofy bitch. 

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Langston and David answer a straight-to-the-point listener email about telling someone about a nightmare on an empty stomach will make it come true.

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Are genealogy websites secretly collecting Black people's DNA for nefarious purposes. Langston and his guest Chandra Russell (South Side on Comedy Central) take a metaphorical swab and get back some horrifying results.

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Hey Lil' Mommas and Gentiles-A-Like! We will be back with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime, enjoy a classic with special guest Jay Jurden and rate/review the podcast here. Bye b*tch! 

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Can you get sick if it's cold outside and your hair is wet? Langston and David talk with Jay Jurden (The Problem with Jon Stewart) about this classic old wives tale and David's infatuation with "old wive tale". Plus, we get to the bottom of Mike Bibby's cultish antics. 

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about genetically inheriting penis size from the mother’s side.

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Langston answers a listener's email about the secret racism of the bottled water industry.

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Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White at The Bell House in Brooklyn, NY.

Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below:

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SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

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Does Black, in fact, not crack? Langston and his guest Nicole Byer (Nailed It! on Netflix) do their best to piece together the truth on this timeless rhyme.

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Langston answers a listener's email about HIV being transferred by eating pork.

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Are the government and big pharma secretly hiding the cure for cancer? Langston and his guest Prentice Penny (Insecure on HBO) take a close look at this dastardly conspiracy.

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Do people come back as insects or animals after they die? Langston and David examine this spiritual conspiracy theory with comedian Jackie Fabulous (Menoplause on Amazon) as they explore reincarnation and what animals they would be in their next life. We find out Langston is more sadistic than we thought.

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Is Diddy secretly responsible for the murder of Biggie Smalls? Langston and his guest Nore Davis (The Half Hour on Comedy Central) dance carefully around this dangerous conspiracy.

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If you play with silver toys during a lightning storm, will you be struck down? Langston and David chat with Kevin "KevOnStage" Fredericks (Here's The Thing Podcast) about this electrifying conspiracy theory. The guys trace things back to their "playing with action figures" days and wonder what toys were made of and how our curiosity got the best of us when learning about electricity. Whether you stick a fork in a socket or put a metal tuna can in the microwave, we were determined to get superpowers! Talks of ESP and Lou Rawls occur, but that's nothing really new to this podcast.

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Do aliens exclusively abduct white people? Langston and his guest Ashley Nicole Black (A Black Lady Sketch Show on HBO) probe deep into this out of this world conspiracy.

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Langston answers a listener's email about the porn industry inventing the search category PAWG (Phat Ass White Girl) to compete against Black women in porn.

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Did the programming block "Toonami" make Black boys stay home in order to close the athletic gap between them and white boys? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory with Che Durena (Dark Holes with Che Durena). Father figures were certainly disappointed in the hobby, but little did they know how popular it would get a few years later. What was the purpose of "Toonami"? Did this truly cause kids to waste their time and suck out their athleticism? Plus they discuss the ultimate time waster: NBA rookie cards.

**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

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Langston answers a listener's email about Michael Jackson secretly being the love-child of Diana Ross and Smokey Robinson.

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Is Santa Black? Langston and David bring you a two-part episode just in time for the holidays to discuss the idea of Black Santa and if it's just another tool to feed capitalistic goals. We learn about the origins of Santa and what he REALLY looks like to each of us. Lastly, David envisions what the Easter Bunny really looks like.

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You will not want to miss My Momma Told Me LIVE! at The Elysian in Los Angeles, California. Show is on Thursday, February 16th at 7:30pm.

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about people becoming Jehovah’s Witnesses to scam their way out of Christmas and birthday gifts 

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Does the government add fluoride to our water as a tool for mind control. Langston and his guest Aisha Dee (The Bold Type on Freeform) take a swim through this high pressure conspiracy.

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Langston answers a listener's email about whether attractive people can be funny.

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Do dogs form packs at night and attack people? Langston and David yap it up with Katrina Davis (Figuring It Out on Amazon Prime) about her dog saving days and all sort of wild Florida antics. Are dogs more friendlier than cats? What do you do when a dog get's aggressive? Is the Wendy's on Colfax Avenue slow? Whatever the answers may be David wants you to know that he doesn't hate dogs. 

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Is the government kidnapping Black kids for experiments? Langston and David talk with comedian Stephen Agyei (Bojack Horseman) to discuss the purpose of these abductions and brainwashing the youths. How do you think we got Corn Kid and Russell Wilson?

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Is Kanye West's feud with Taylor Swift fake? Langston and David along with Nimesh Patel (Thank You China on YouTube) present a bevy of award theories and insider knowledge of what goes on behind the scenes in order to figure out if these two really have beef.

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