Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly) (Morrisonic)

all that and half a story about a duck.  email us at morrisonicpod at gmail dot com

Watch Rooney on Amazon, then watch Beckham on Netflix then meet us back here in a week

This is just a tribute.
You gotta believe it.
And I wish you were there.
It's a matter of opinion.

Pete realized he was late for a meeting right as we were about to talk about the game against Minnesota so this is the most dramatic exit for a Morrisonic since the days before Roscoe gave us the bigger memory card and we stopped running out of memory in the middle of pods, which is a thing that happened in teh first two seasons #lore

Let's give Dairon the send off he deserves.

Fozzy is still up for adoption https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/ and Rickshaw Billie will be here Wednesday https://aftontickets.com/Rickshawbillie 

Send someone a handwritten note telling them how much you appreciate them.  morrisonicpod at gmail dot com

Come original for this beautiful disaster. . . I can't believe I had over 300 episodes to get ready for this and I didn't have anything better planned.

I didn't say nearly all the things I wanted to say about Dairon. #RCTID

PLAYOFF WIN @MORRISONIC OR MORRISONIC AT GMAIL.  GO VISIT BEARDEDBOYDESIGN.COM TO GET SOMETHING COOL MADE OUT OF WOOD WITH YOUR LOGO ON IT HE'LL GIVE YOU 10% OFF IF YOU SAY MORRISONIC! THERE IS STILL AN ASPRILLA MAGIC PERFORMANCE COMING! I LOVE SOCCER!!!!!!!!!!

Let's shake the rust off, shall we? @moprrisonicpod

Listen to Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol and meet me at Mano Oculta on April 3. https://www.manooculta.com. Email us at morrisonicpod at gmail dot com

Quick turnaround, no nonsense.

McG gets roasted at the end.

Sorry, I was running on 3 hours of sleep and it showed, including accidentally clipping the last 20 minutes.

morrisonic at gmail dot com

Listen to Big Boy talk about Dallas real estate https://overcast.fm/+9VStHdkjA and DON'T LET THE OLD GUY IN.

Two teams, one club.

Plus some Messi talk

Go get yourself a shelter dog, folks.  

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6QMfsHOqaS/

They can't take the joy you felt away from you.  #rctid

Portland is still beautiful!  Don't forget to vote! #RCTID 

Gray and Hound makes beautiful dog collars!  https://grayandhound.com. Here is Arrow in his collar https://www.instagram.com/p/C6w1If0ypLg/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Morrisonic Christmas playlist is up on Apple music.  The old one is on spotify but you'll need to add Billy Squier yourself

Someone has to know someone who wants to adopt the world's biggest, raddest doodle, Fozzie.  Look how cute his new pictures are! https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/

If you are still listening to Timbers podcasts at this point you are a maniac . . . .

Must be us, because Dairon never left!  We'll figure out what's doing after the Cup victory.  Until then, let's have fun out there.

Let's get this over with

Still pretty rusty!

sorry for the energy level on my end, I have been up for a really long time

It's only like 4 minutes of death talk . . . 

morrisonicpod at gmail dot com

Cartwheels for everyone!!!!!!!  

Check out and then support this sweet ass Dos Diegos mural right here https://www.cadacasa.org/murals

Also, I would like to formally replace Fortunate Son by CCR ar Right Back with Back to the Good Life by Weezer

It was quick but light . . . morrisonicpod at gmail

I POSTED SOMETHING AN HOUR AGO WITH AN EXTREMELY IRRITATING LAG.  USE THIS INSTEAD.

Green is the color - https://greenisthecolor.substack.com

LockedOn Blazers - https://lockedonpodcasts.com/podcasts/locked-on-blazers/

Your magic is real!!!!!!!  Soccer is dumb!!!

Create a narrative that gets yuo where you need to go people!

If you take two things from this podcast, it's that Madison Shanley showed real bravery and we have GOT to get Sheila adopted. https://www.oregonhumane.org/adopt/details/253809/

#rctid

We did a solid 20+ minutes of dad talk and I lost it.  It was my favorite Morrisonic ever.  We're both going to be fine, but at different rates of recovery.

I have 3 pieces of good news

a) The Timbers won!!

b) Dairon is back for the championship game IN PORTLAND

C) We spent so much time celebrating we ran out of time, so there will be a second pod this week to preview the game against NYCFC

#rctid

SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT PORTLAND!!!  Probably not its soccer team about the moment, though.

https://www.portlandmercury.com/say-nice-things-about-portland/2023/05/17/46509660/say-nice-things-about-portland-a-manifesto

Thanks for the wellwishes and sympathy regarding Arlo!  morrisonicpod at gmail!

You're just Chivas in disguise

Oh oh you're just Chivas in disguise

Oh oh you're just Chivas

You're just Chivas

You're just Chivas in disguise

It's March.  It's supposed to be boring.

Look, it's a little rambly on my part, but if you like the Squidasonics you'll like this one.  Unless you are averse to Christmas and/or Christmas starting immediately after Halloween.

That's it.  That's all we got.

Honestly, the failing New York Times can absolutely get bent.  Keep Portland's name out your goddamn mouth.  #rctid

I am bored.  Squid said she would do this with me even if I was bad at it now.

I stayed awake for this game for you, the people.  Somehow I lost the first 15 seconds of the podcast.

PLAY OFF PREVIEW HELLLLLL YEAH.  Listen this is probably Pete's most in depth preview ever, there was a long segment about xG that I could not for the life of me understand but some of you will LOVE then I begged you all to sing Roll on COLOMBIA (get it? Squid didn't get it.  It's about all the Colombian players) and then we talked about ticket bullshit but managed to end on a good note.  

Sorry fellow Sad Dads, nothing but cheery soccer talk today.

Yes its's Thursday but Pete was on vacatioln in Canada and I wasn't going to bother him to talk about this crap.

Look, they're not all gems.

Join Pat and Dan from Timbros in our annual Oscar podcast in March.  Between now and then go ahead and watch all these damn movies.  None of them are bad, for once.

Honk if you're still listening! morrisonicpod at gmail

still working on anthems.

Yikes, sorry about the audio quality, our recording device is stuck on 100 and maybe I have to replace it.   Happy Mother's Day.

A win over Austin!  More proof that Timbers ownership sucks really bad!  A game in Dallas before it is the temperature of molten steel! @morrisonicpod

Sounds dumb for a podcast to say, but there really are no words.

Dan from Timbros joins us to say stupid stuff about a crap movie called Oppenheimer!

I messed with the loudness on the recording device and it backfired, so we are fuzzy.

Bingo bango! Sugar in the gas tank!  Chancey Billups is a BUM

I'M NOT SAYING WE'RE DEFINITELY GOING TO WIN THIS GAME BUT I LIKE OUR CHANCES!! #RCTID

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3G9Pnl4XMZaVJuXRJiUUBk?si=ddf35a475b614019&nd=1

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/

A lot of soccer talk in here, people.  A lot of soccer talk.

Sorry we were rushed because I had an input dial turned down and I didnt sufficiently eulogize Bill Walton, but hey, lot and lots of people already did.  A life well lived.

Soccer is dumb, enjoy!  Email morrisonicpod at gmail if you live near Kennewick and want to scope out a dog for Pat!

I left some slice of life stuff at the front because it makes me smile and this podcast is free.  If you like it please make a donation to Portland Animal Welfare Team to support houseless and housing insecure animals and their people at www.pawteam.org!

Here's the T shirt we mentioned! https://calyxdesign.com/calyxworks/soccer-watcher-kaiju-portland-timbers-nasl/ Also available in patch form!

Fine, I guess. Join our pals @SCANPTFC!!!!!

@morrisonicpod or morrisonicpod at gmail

Pete says this one was particularly depressing for him.  Sorry

It's our annual Oscar podcast with Dan from Timbros.  20 of you will love it, the rest of you should feel free to skip

Go see Kill Michael, they are rad.

We're still shaking off the rust.  I recorded us at chipmunk speed and had to fix in post, so apologies for any weirdness.

There are a TON of good dogs at the humane society right now https://www.oregonhumane.org and Fozzy is STILL AVAILABLE https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/

I have no idea how we went for an hour.

Pete's back.  Email morrisonicpod at gmail

Please adopt Alfie. https://www.oregonhumane.org/adopt/details/286193/ Morrisonicpod at gmail

Just soccer today, folks.  Straight down the middle.

This one's all soccer, guys.  It's all soccer.

Quick audio warning - we did this remote (up yours, Omicron) and there was some clicking on Pete's side and my headphone mic is all echoey, so it may be deeply irritating if you have sensitive ears.  Skip if it bugs you.  It doesn't hurt my feelings and you have your own Valeri memories. @morrisonicpod for Pete or morrisonicpod at gmail for Pat.

I will give 5 minutes of airtime to anyone who adopts Fozzy - the biggest goofiest dog you are ever going to meet in your life.  https://www.petfinder.com/dog/fozzy-70633690/wa/kennewick/benton-franklin-humane-society-wa07/

Let's get this over with.

I am busy, no notes this week.  morrisonicpod at gmail

The audio on this one was weird and rough.  I actually tried to edit it, but I'm not sure if I made it it worse.

Soccer ends around the 56 minute mark, then its all woohoo and dead friends.  Listen at your peril! morrisonicpod at gmail dot com

Please vote for Hardesty in Portland, Decker for DA in Washington County, McCleod-Skinner for Congress, Gamba for state rep, Ortega for court of appeals 

Excuse the audio quality, we are in two different countries.   There are some adorable dogs from a fire in Eastern Oregon at the humane society right now, and I have it on good authority there's a mess of kittens showing up tomorrow. email morrisonicpod at gmail.com

A somewhat rushed but well intentioned season preview.  Email us at morrisonicpod at gmail.  

Timbers win! Timbers win! Timbers win!  Yes that card on Asprilla was BS but let's focus on the HUGE AMAZING POSITIVE and then win that next game so my man Dairon can win us a championship. 

There is a disturbing amount of soccer content in this one.  It's, like, all soccer.  Which is tough, because currently the Portland Timbers, um, stink.

It's the tail end of kitten season at the humane society people!  Plus every dog there is a good dog, I adopted a random POS brown garbage dog there 2 months ago and he is rad as hell.

Also check the pavement temperature when you are walking your dog.  If it's too hot to touch, leave em home or put shoes on that dog!

A lot of soccer talk in this one kids, I'm not going to lie to you.

Dan is here to talk about the cee-nay-mah!  Email morrisonicpod at gmail dot com if you like it and i'll get him back in less than another year

There's a LOT of swearing in this episode.

I'll get the audio fixed this week probably.  Go Blazers.