Married, Divorced & Dating (Carl Thompson & Rachel Flood)
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| 24 Oct 2022 | #51 Pegging + Dropping Beats and Wrecking Sheets with Sin Howard and Graham Matthews | 00:56:48 | |
This week we are blessed with the incredible love story of Sin Howard, Drive show host from George FM and Graham Matthews one half of Drum & Bass DJ/Producer duo Lee Mvthews! We talk their friendship morphing into a romantic connection, their first time having sex, big ideas for a WEDDING and sooo much more!
We find out why Carls has been using alot of anal lube lately.
We then deep dive into PEGGING! A topic that comes up weekly in our weekend confessions so we thoughts, why not dive into this a big more and get more people pegging! We are joined by an anonymous listener who loves to get pegged, plus our good friend Emma from Adult Toy Mega Store to help you take the next step to get involved yourself!
Plus an awkward beginning where liquid comes out of Rachel’s holes Episisode 51 Let’s Go!!
Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Sin’s Instagram: instagram.com/sinhoward Graham’s Instagram: instagram.com/gmvtthews Show Sponsor: instagram.com/thats.quitegood
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Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme
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| 24 Jan 2022 | #17 “Finger blasting on a plane!” | 00:32:40 | |
IT'S 2022 AND WE ARE BACK! New Year, Same us!
It may have been a few months in between recording sessions, but it honestly felt like a bike! Join us for a few laughs as we get a 1 on 1 with an ex air hostess while we ask her the ins and outs, the do’s and don'ts of joining the Mile High Club!
Then, grab your hands, place them on your forehead, look down and shake it while you listen to the garbage that falls out of Rachel's mouth this week as her senses were well and truly off!! However, did she really just gather some of her best podcast content yet! Truly only a story to fall out of her mouth!
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| 18 Jul 2022 | #41 “Shes a 10 but…” | 00:36:41 | |
This week, Carl reckons he might have the solution to getting Rachel a boyfriend! Heard of the TikTok trend vabbing? Carl is convinced if Rach would just finger herself on a night out, she may be able to snatch up a man!
Our guest this week & friend of the show, Sophie Nathan, yarns to us about how some guys react her cute little half finger.
Finally, Rach gets to spin the game show onto Carl and preps him for his upcoming childbirth as we play Pain Or Pleasure!
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Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme
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| 28 Mar 2022 | #26 ‘2 guys 1 girl, TWICE!’ | 00:43:18 | |
If you think this sounds like a parody of ‘2 Girls 1 Cup’ you may not be far off, but there seems to be a trend in this week's episode!
Our incredible guest Emma shares a hilarious story of a time she may have left a date for someone hotter she spied, but it's the end of the story which really sends us!
Then Rachel makes a scene as she returns with another cracker of a story titled ‘Dick Pic Boy and The Festy Friend’. Strap in because it is a bit of a rollercoaster that requires a bit of concentration to tie the pieces together.
Can you see this theme coming in now? Yea, so did we, but strangely none of us have seen the film! Perhaps homework for next week?!
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| 15 May 2023 | #67 ”You schedule your mastys?!” | 00:47:42 | |
Looking for a fun and exciting first date experience, but don't know where to start? Well, we've got you covered! In this episode, Carl has found the top 10 questions to ask on a first date that will help you get to know your date better and make a lasting impression.
But that's not all! We're also excited to introduce you to the amazing owner of Kiss The Earth and their tantalizing Blue Lotus Tea. You won't want to miss this chance to learn about the ancient Egyptian tradition of group orgies and how you can experience it for yourself.
Aaaaaand save the date! Because we're only two episodes away from number 69!
Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Kiss The Earth Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kisstheearthnz/
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Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme
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| 13 Mar 2023 | #61 ”You did what in a hospital bed?!” | 00:43:53 | |
What's the weirdest place you've had a wank? This was quite revealing.
Just when you thought you'd heard the end of the "Rachels summer fling" saga, we get on the other half of the duo and finally find out who he is and hear things from his side. It's a bit emosh, so grab a tissue.
We hear from new mate Liv, who ended up having a one-night stand with a 6'9" baby. But she got some nice poached eggs out of it so it wasn't all bad.
Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Olivia's Instagram: instagram.com/oliviajanemorgan/ Jono's Instagram: instagram.com/jono_hansen/ Ekko and Sidetrack's instagram: instagram.com/ekkoandsidetrack Ekko and Sidetrack's Music: Spotify
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Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme
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| 28 Feb 2022 | #22 ‘We’re starting an OnlyFans!’ | 00:35:05 | |
Are we?! Are we really starting an Only Fans?!
This week, Rachel should definitely be getting a commission on sex toys after the glowing & flowing endorsement she gave them.
We have our first-ever cougar story in studio with us this week, and his story had an absolute doozy of a twist that we never saw coming.
Plus, things got reeeeeeealy weird this week, when Rach ended up in a paddling pool, in the studio, with her feet covered in Milk and tomato sauce.
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| 23 May 2022 | #33 Daddy Clint Randell with the tips | 00:37:41 | |
Another week, another episode full of sex chat and crook DMs! Don’t think we have given up on Mitch Evans! Carl is on a mission for Rachel to chat to Mitch, so we call one of the mutual friends of his brother we found last week, who just so happens to be our friend Bex! Can she help us out?!
This weeks guest and very good friend Clint Randel comes in to give Carl some parenting tips as the countdown timer is on ‘til Carl becomes a Dad! This is incredible advice for any new parents! Seeing first-hand how amazing Clint and Jamie are at being parents - you will want to listen to this!
And have you ever seen someone fuck a fleshlight? Well, has Rachel got another yarn for you!
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| 21 Mar 2022 | #25 ‘Queef in a bag?!’ | 00:35:18 | |
Big vibes all around this week! We dive into Rachel's DMs again, Shocked? Surprised? Gobsmacked - we don't know!
Our guest this week is the amazing Sophie Nathan, you may know her from NZ radio station The Edge, she is in to spin some yarns not safe for her job, so luckily we have the platform for her to spill the tea about a yolo trip to Sydney for a stranger!
Carl then provides some incredible tips he has learnt from his long term relationship that really helps to keep the love alive! And if you have been listening, you will know how he is major couple goals, so definitely pay attention to this.
BTW the app he was talking about.. “Couple Game” Android iPhone
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| 17 Oct 2022 | #50 Jay-Jay Feeney & Dom Harvey - Separation Goals | 01:10:03 | |
Would you look at that! We are celebrating the BIG FIVE OH!!! 50 Episodes in and we have JAM PACKED it with some chat!
We are joined by NZ Radio Royalty Jay-Jay Feeney and Dom Harvey, who chat very openly about their life after marriage. However, it doesn't appear the love ever left. This is an amazing insight into how delightful a break-up can be, and some great chat on how they both integrate the new loves of their lives into an amazing, unique, evolved relationship.
Rachel then shares how hell has just frozen over! She met a guy on a Sunday, gets a matching tattoo on Friday, and then leaves him until further notice on Saturday as he lives in another country. This is going to be fun following Rachel to see if she lets her walls down for the first time in a VERY long term.
Carl’s fave memory, EP 21, Tay and The Toilet Seat: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0ewKNIT7IMEWqVLQAUZ7Mf?si=mu3tNOZWT56CsF4mPB1GDA
Rachel’s Fave Memory, EP 22, We’re Starting an Only Fans https://open.spotify.com/episode/0ZznQKezBrNPkdWGddAd3N?si=o1Y8G8K7T1e2Sug0niq55A
Dom’s Podacast, Runners Only: https://open.spotify.com/show/3A9ahwqQO5Uxd4SUqlsIRL?si=e0dd1bc0d50f4c67
Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Jay-Jay’s Instagram: instagram.com/jjfeeneynz Dom’s Instagram: instagram.com/domharveynz Show Sponsor: instagram.com/thats.quitegood
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Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme
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| 21 Feb 2022 | #21 ‘Tay & the toilet seat’ | 00:32:12 | |
Can you believe we have somehow rambled our way through 21 episodes?! Absolutely outrageous, and we are so humbled you have come along on this journey with us, laughed with us, cried with us, and kept pushing through the weeks with us.
So we had to delete our initial guest, end of story haha. But it's ok, because we are good to go with our mate Tayla, who had an unfortunate incident with a boy and a toilet seat.
Then, we dive a wee bit deeper into last week's episode, to talk with our friend, sex & relationship therapist, a specialist in phyco-sexology, Alexander Terblanche to talk about the cause of floppy cock, and share some insight into online sexual abuse & the big C, consent.
If anything hit home about what we talked about with Alexander, feel free to get in touch with him. On Point Therapy Alexander@onpointtherapy.co.nz NZ +6422 6287 909
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| 24 Jun 2024 | #88 - The Holey Gravy Handy | 00:36:07 | |
Dirty sweaty sex anyone? Are you a pre-sex showerer, or just get in there and do it kind of person?
We have another amazing anonymous guest story, where they get a first hand experience at saying grace around the dinner table while enjoying a happy meal.
Carl has some questions about ‘fanny’ that he really wants to ask Rachel as a ‘fanny’ owner. Frontal wedgies, clit tingles, fanny flutters we cover it all!
Happy Listening!
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Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme
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| 04 Jul 2022 | #39 Katie Flood from Below Deck - ”My Boyfriend leaves me for my best friend!” | 00:35:53 | |
Who knew that having your partner date your best friend would become a trend on this podcast?! Not us, and I’m not entirely sure we are here for it!
Last week we heard from Tyler about this happening and this week the hectic topic continues as we hear from Katie Flood all about her love life below deck, and how her boyfriend left her for her best friend! Come on the journey as Katie goes through all of the emotions and hear how it has made her a stronger, and happier person today.
Then here's a first! Rach goes on a date and brings the poor guy straight into the studio afterwards! How could this possibly go wrong?! Hahahaha Let us know what part you enjoyed most - him not usually liking older ladies (like Rach) or when she opens up about her future of wanting kids. What a rollercoaster!
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| 22 Apr 2024 | #84 - ‘I want to try it with a women before getting married’ | 00:49:03 | |
We recap on last weeks dirty talk to see how much Rachel learnt from Carl and see how it went in the bedroom in real life
After another week of digging into the archives, we bring up an old chat with award-winning comedian, Nick Rado where the tables turn and he ends up interviewing us! We touch on Carl’s journey to parenthood, self-love, anal, and new lessons in every relationship passing, and how to be the best person you can be! Its very insightful!
Plus this week we receive another anonymous letter from a listener asking for some advice on wanting to get with a women before getting married. We’re not experts, but we give our 10c on what to do if we were in this situation!
Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Nick’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nickradocomedian
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| 07 Nov 2022 | #53 ”I’ve had 12 Threesomes” + child-free chat | 01:09:10 | |
Curious about having a threesome but don’t know where to start? This week, we’re joined by two anonymous listeners who are seasoned threesome professionals to explain the ins, outs, and all arounds of how to get into and enjoy a threesome!
Then we go into the controversial topic of being child-free with our friend Tracey! Rach and Trace chat about being single women in their 30s facing the societal pressure to have kids; not knowing if they even want them, and constantly having to explain if and why. Trace also talks about her journey with egg freezing (the female kind), for anyone curious about it.
We reckon it's time to retire the question, “So when are you having kids?”. Give it a listen and drop your thoughts below!
Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Tracey’s Instagram: instagram.com/traceysarahlydiard/ Show Sponsor: instagram.com/thats.quitegood
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| 11 Jul 2022 | #40 ”My goal is to try anal this year” | 00:32:29 | |
Ever stopped to think about the best sex you've had? After a standard conversation with Rach, she’s reminded of an incredible night she had in Sydney! So we open the question, what's the best sex you’ve ever had?? Hear Carl and Rachel’s times in this episode!
Plus, we are joined by the wonderful Emma from our new ‘Friend with Benefits’ Partner, Adult Toy Megastore! Emma is a sex toy expert and sex educator, sharing with us some great tips and tricks & some of her favourite intro toys, if your new to the toy game. Note the 24th and 31st of July down because they are dates you want to celebrate!!
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| 06 Mar 2023 | #60 ”It got licked off the bedpost” | 00:28:10 | |
Welcome to Episode 60!!!! Rachel's latest attempt to catch the attention of a celebrity by sliding into Harry Styles' DMs. Will she get a reply? Carl’s daughter is entertained by what non-child toy!? Next, we sit down with a Backstreet Boys super fan who shares the story of the time he took a date to one of the best nights of his life - a Backstreet Boys concert. Was it worth it, and will he do it again? Listen as he discusses the lessons he learned from his first experience. Finally, we catch up on some of the stories from the Burger Burger Bline Dates singles night that we hosted. Were you there? Listen as we share some of the highlights and memorable moments from the event. Join us for another fun-filled episode of Married Divorced and Dating!
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| 13 Sep 2021 | #13 “Sorry, but I fucked your boyfriend in the back of my car” | 00:39:57 | |
We’re still in different parts of the country but we’re getting it done!
This week, Rach explains why the F**K she thought it would be a great idea to slide into Zac Efron's DMs (She’s finally lost the plot).
MDD listener and our new mate Krisse, tells us a story about a wee bend in the NZ lockdown rules that didn’t quite go the way she intended.
Plus Carl tells the story of potentially one of the romantic nights of all time and may have ruined champagne for all of us.
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| 30 Aug 2021 | #11 “Stars aligned, beers were had, he stayed the night” | 00:36:35 | |
Bare with us as we record remotely through Level 4 again, the microphone quality may be a bit avv, but the content quality is hot!
Our mate and the very talented creator of our catch MDD jingle, Niell, has made us a very beautiful isolation parody version of our theme song. It’s like a lovely lullaby, but maybe not quite appropriate to send your kids off to sleep to.
Remember Tyler from episode 4, the one who nearly got parent trapped by a psycho DJ chick? Well he's back, to take us through his Girlfriend Curse - it involves an itchy homemade christmas jumper and a trip to the family batch!
And ALAS Carl has been busy during lockdown creating a new wheel for us to spin so you can hear about the time all the stars and planets aligned for Rachel and what seemed like the perfect date.
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| 08 May 2023 | #66 How To Deal with being Ghosted | 00:36:04 | |
This week we get distracted, as per, and you can hear all about our thoughts on being hungover with kids!
Then, we welcome the fabulous Allison Jane to the show to dish out some professional advice on how to handle being ghosted, and the answer may not be what you have thought! Don’t worry, Rachel has you covered, asking the big question on how you can be the one to ghost if those tables were to turn!
Carl's got a spicy recommendation for a friend, but it's not your average link. We're talking NSFW stuff here. Would you send your mates porn?!
So, grab a drink and join us as we get another week closer to episode 69!
Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Allisons Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/allison_jayne_goddess.maker
Allisons Website for your free e-book: https://www.learntodatelikeagoddess.com/
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| 11 Jun 2022 | Throwback - Fell asleep giving him head | 00:02:47 | |
We Don’t know if #TBT is still a thing, but we’re doing it anyway. Full story from Ep#9
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| 02 Aug 2021 | #8 “Finger lickin' good” | 00:45:35 | |
This week we introduce you to the Married, Divorced & Dating Ohh-Lympics.
Our mate, Bex tells a tale about the closest she’ll ever get to a threesome with the love of her life & her other favourite person in the world, the Colonel.
Plus we dig deep and have a little D&M about what actually happened with Rachel's divorce.
Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Bex’s Instagram: instagram.com/bexdewhurst/ Download the KFC app! kfc.co.nz/app
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| 08 Jul 2024 | #90 - “Is scissoring actually a thing?” | 00:37:35 | |
Our anonymous guest this week, shares their story around finding their identity, sexual exploration, and everything in between. From scissoring to extensive toyboxes Carl, the self-proclaimed lesbian porn conisure, gets excited because he finally gets to ask every question about lesbians in the bedroom he's ever dreamed of.
Story time! We had a listener write in after listening to episode 87 around 50/50 in a relationship and had a question around guilt in the relationship, so we thought why not bring in a professional to help answer! So we asked Rachel’s lovely therapist to give some guidance and advice, and Carl takes the opportunity to find out what is going on in Rachel’s noggin! Want to book some time in with Lauren? Get in touch here: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/therapists/lauren-kurstin-deerfield-beach-fl/308842
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| 06 Sep 2022 | Extra - Booty Basics with Sexpert & Toy Specialist Emma Hewitt | 00:07:26 | |
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| 13 Jun 2023 | #71 ‘Please just finger me!’ | 00:42:11 | |
Carl and Rachel have a massive apology to make to each other after their first-ever fight after Rachel is triggered and a trauma response kicks in
Rachel shares an experience she recently encountered which has killed off the last living eggs she may have had in her ovaries - Sorry mum, grandkids are fully off the cards now!
But first, we hear an amazing anonymous voice message about an interesting first date leaving our listener wet and dry after exploring some sexual desires in the back of a van.
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| 06 Oct 2022 | Quicky - Butt Hole Science | 00:03:42 | |
Ok, we admit, we'd had a few drinks when we recorded this. But there's some good science here...You're welcome, we will accept our Nobel prize now.
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| 03 Jun 2022 | TRAILER Ep#17 Is he gay if he’s sucking my dick? | 00:00:45 | |
Missed it or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again… Go on, treat yourself.
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| 26 Sep 2022 | #47 “Do all pussys feel different?!” | 00:41:03 | |
Vagina Owners! Ever wondered about the shape & feel of your insides?! - Yeah, Rach too - luckily for us, Carl has the answers!
This week we’re joined by Ok Cupid's head of global communications - Michael Kaye - he helps people find love all over the world, and with this experience lets us in on some amazing tips and tricks on navigating online dating in 2022! Listen in for the do’s and don’ts for success!
Rachel then opens up about navigating emotions and communication as she’s confused on how to take casual dating to the next step for the first time post divorce!
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| 01 Feb 2022 | #18 “A 6 guy, 7 day sex bender after a break up” | 00:31:32 | |
We usually talk about shades of grey, not shades of green, but hey, that's where we started this week.
Carl told us all about he & his wife's 10 year wedding anniversary which was super cute.
Plus, we have the most AMAZING submission from a listener to share with you. A seven-day sex-bender after a break up. Intrigued?! Get this episode in your ear holes!
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| 15 Apr 2024 | #83 -How to Dirty Talk -Did That Make Your Seat Wet? | 00:37:20 | |
The grapefruit method has made its way back form the youtube grave! Have you tried it? Will you try it? Rachel needs some help with her dirty talk so turns to ChatGPT to help! Does the robot or Carl help more? We have also dug into the archives and found an amazing story from our friend Emma about dating in Dubai! How would you find this date?!
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| 21 Nov 2022 | #54 “We had a 5 person orgy” | 00:43:21 | |
Well what a doozy of a week!
What if you're in a long-term relationship but you’ve got a crush on someone else? After nearly 14 years together with his wife, Carl lets us in and shares his thoughts on how they handle this kind of thing.
We welcome back our anonymous friends Anna & Nina to tell the tale of the time they indulged in a full-fledged 5-person orgy. That's right, last week it was 3, they skipped 4 and when straight to 5!
Then, Rachel walks us through how one of her nudes ended up in the hands of hundreds of people when it was only meant for one.
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| 27 Feb 2023 | #59 Sharyn & Bryce Casey ‘Are we allowed to F**k on the floor??’ | 00:50:56 | |
Welcome to episode 59 of Married Divorced and Dating! (only 10 more until 69 - nice!) In this episode, we are joined by the legendary Bryce and Sharyn Casey, the power couple who have been together for over a decade, to share their experience on how they keep their love alive alongside having children and hectic work schedules. Then we get Rachel’s major love life update with her Perth DJ summer fling. Strap in. Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Bryce’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brycecasey Sharyn’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sharyncasey
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| 17 Jun 2024 | #87 - The Sex Party, "I ate so much pussy that night" with Tessa Paisan | 00:50:57 | |
Ever wondered how much protein and vitamin C is in a load of semen? Don’t worry, we've got you! Glory hole roulette or a pussy eating buffet, wondering what goes on at a sex party? Thankfully, we are joined again this week by our good friend Tessa who can fill us in about attending an alien space-themed sex party, where she got to have a lesbian orgy in a spaceship, making girls cum right in front of their boyfriends! We then touch on self value and not accepting anything below the bare minimum! A nice reminder from Carl and Rachel to value yourself, and give and take the bare minimum! If you want longevity in a relationship, you NEED to give 50/50 Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Tessa’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tessapaisan
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| 01 May 2023 | #65 Polyamory and friends with benefits | 00:41:15 | |
In love and need something to propose with?! We'll have we got a bargain for you!! You can own a special piece of history and Rachels ring. And we're not talking about her 2022 goals....IYKYK
This week we sit down with Terrease to explore the world of polyamory & open relationships as we delve into the intricacies of maintaining a healthy and balanced open relationship.
We then bring back *the wheel* and Rachel opens up about a juicy encounter she had with one of her friends ON A BLOODY PLAYGROUND!! Plus Carl lets us in on a cheeky little orgy he had back in the day.
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| 07 Feb 2022 | #19 “Whiskey Dick & Sober Sex” | 00:32:45 | |
You may be thinking Whiskey Dick and Sober Sex? Don't these two things counteract each other? You may also think guests only join us for the guest section of the episode, but this week we're really mixing things up with our incredible guest Tegan Yorwarth. Tegan is an inspirational, strong, and hardworking wahine who you may recognise from the Mai Morning Crew or her appearance on Celebrity Treasure Island! But do these great achievements get in the way of her dating life? Do guys really get intimidated by successful women? Loving what you are hearing? Follow us on socials! Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Tegan’s Instagram: instagram.com/teganyorwarth Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com
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| 11 Dec 2023 | #81 - Road head hunting | 00:32:33 | |
#81 - Roadhead hunting How long should you be dating someone before you enter their family chat? We would love to hear your thoughts!
This weeks guest, another listener submitted a very adventurous roadhead story, which is absolutely classic! But please, don't try this at home!
Then we go way back down memory lane to Rachels's wedding where one of the grooms friends tries to fight her dad! What a yarn!
And until next year… alright, seeyaah! Happy holidays everyone <3
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| 20 Feb 2023 | #58 ”I saw it in a porn video!” | 00:36:45 | |
Get ready for another Married, Divorced and Dating rollercoaster ride!
Carl has a shocking confession about what he saw in an adult film that he can't bring himself to tell his wife! Rachel went on a social media rampage. Was she being a Karen, or is there something more sinister afoot? We’d love to hear your thoughts! And if that's not enough excitement for you, we have a special guest joining us - the one and only Sophie Nathan, who will spill all the tea on her exclusive Raya dating app matches in Europe. From A-list celebrities to scandalous encounters, you won't believe what she has to share. And finally, we have an update on Rachel's long-distance love affair, which is heating up fast. Will they make it work, or is heartbreak on the horizon? You'll have to listen to find out.
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| 07 Sep 2022 | Quicky - Daddy’s Home | 00:11:41 | |
Missed it, or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again… Go on, treat yourself.
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| 20 Mar 2023 | #62 Carl’s wife Heidi in studio + Cream pies & car yards | 00:55:45 | |
This week! What is it about men and women, why do we communicate so differently?! We make no sense to each other! Rachel’s been reading a book called Men are from Mars & Women are from Venus & we are discovering some truths. Link to the video Carl was talking about here, watch it, it could save a relationship, or at least a fight and a slammed door. Plus, cream pies, do they feel like anything, is this a thing? Carl’s curious and Rach has all the juicy answers. Our guest this week is a wild bloke from the UK & my god does he have some tales to tell. We are then treated to Carl’s hot wife Heidi joining us to spill some tea on Carl, but also share some really amazing insights into long-term relationships, icks, & decision making as a new parent for a baby who will become young Women growing up in a modern world.
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| 22 Dec 2022 | #56 Slip Slop Slap and Wrap It Up | 00:41:05 | |
We are back and wrapping it up for another year, in more ways than one! Carl returns after a horrible month of sickness & pain, so naturally, Rachel has been out gathering some stories and tying up some loose ends!
Carl has also brought some incredible knowledge and advice to the table on how to stay safe this festive season with making putting condoms on sexy! Making it a group activity, while keeping the session hot and heavy! Tune in to stay safe.
This is us for the year, so until 2023, stay safe, have fun, tell your friends and family you love them, aaaaalllllllriiiiiiiggghhhtttttttt SEEYAH! xox
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| 29 Aug 2022 | #43 “How to have a one-night stand’ | 00:49:08 | |
We have a DADDY!! Sorry for the absence the past 4 weeks as Carl became a first-time Daddy! Naturally, we take a deep dive into how incredible his life has been since the birth, discussing all things newborn and first-time fathering! For once it is Carl doing all the gushing and not Rachel’s privates
But first, we are joined by our wonderful guest Farhein, She tells us an incredible story, coming out of a toxic marriage, as she navigates a new path to find love, and explore her first one-night stand! This chat comes with a TRIGGER WARNING. Please be careful listening if you or someone you know is affected by domestic abuse.
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| 11 Apr 2022 | #28 “At work with cum in my hair!” | 00:35:51 | |
Rach downloaded hinge! And then instantly regretted creating a profile after seeing her potential matches. Hear the comments that made her delete it. At what point would you have hung up the Hinge hat?
Carl could not have been any more excited about our guests this week as Rachel managed to find some beautiful international models on a night out, then convince them to come into the studio! This week Julia shares her story about a booty call she encountered during these pandemic times and the hoops she jumped through, just to get laid. Was it worth it?
Then we discuss pick up lines, after listening back, perhaps we put an end to pick up lines? The ol cum-shot, was a big point of discussion this week, some fun, some gruesome, but it's ok…it was a happy ending.
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| 14 Feb 2022 | #20 “I’m not wearing any underwear!” | 00:36:29 | |
A real rollercoaster of emotions on this week's episode, Rach reveals that she's not wearing underwear and then opens up and gets really vulnerable about some dickheads that have been harassing her online.
Our guest this week is Liv, she had an encounter with a soft serve (and we don't mean the ice cream) not just once, or twice, but 6 times!
Then, since we’re recording this on valentines day, Carl, does his absolute best to try and find Rach a date…. in a very unconventional way, what a great mate.
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| 13 Nov 2023 | #77 - “My first ever orgy!” | 00:32:41 | |
We are opening this episode as wide as our legs this week and touch on Manscape Monday - let's all get behind it!
We are then treated to an incredible story submitted to us from one of our listeners recounting their first experience stumbling upon an unexpected orgy.
Rachel then shared part two of her journey to her relationship, which includes ticking another wild ‘fuck-it-list’ item off her chart!
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Join us for an episode bursting with daring stories, unmissable experiences, and some delightful surprises along the way.
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| 25 Jul 2022 | #42 “The Diary of Rachel’s divorce” | 00:33:15 | |
Yeeeoowww she's a big episode, strap in while we cover a bunch of topics, saving the best for last - the thoughts of a 27yr old Rachel as she gets ready for a divorce!
But first, as Carl prepares to have his first child, Rach takes control of the episode and surprises him with an adorable gift for him and his child - while re-naming the show for the episode!
We are then joined by the wonderful Jason Parker who brings the vibe and an incredible story of grinder in Wellington! Did he just miss out on the ride of his life?!
Then, for the first time, Rach opens up about her thoughts and emotions while preparing for a divorce. A great eye opener to anyone who may be in the same position, to see how things can get better, and the benefit of writing things down if you're feeling alone!
Carl also gives Rach her first ever cuffing, blindfolding and ball gagging, woowwwweeeeeeeeeee, what a jam-packed session!
P.s Wil see you in a couple of weeks once Carl has settled into fatherhood! How exciting!!
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| 29 Apr 2024 | #85 - ‘A guy for breakfast, a girl for desert ’ with Tessa Paisan | 00:51:01 | |
Roly poley blowy, 15min wank gap, and everything in between! Another life and sex catch-up with Carl and Rachel before we head into the good stuff! We are joined by the incredible Tessa from LA who opens up about marching to the beat of her own drum, and is so open to all things sexual, plus challenges the status quo! She’s got plenty of stories to tell, however this week she kicks it off with a bang - or two! She delivers an amazing story from her last trip to London and how she really got down and made the most of her time, right to the last minute! We are blessed with another DM from a listener wanting to know some advice on a scenario she is having with her boyfriend at the moment, have you been in the same situation? What have you done? Or what would you do? Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Tessa’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tessapaisan
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| 06 Nov 2023 | #76 - We’re back! With BIG news & maybe some butt stuff | 00:56:26 | |
Despite a few technical hiccups and a thrilling touch of global separation, WE ARE BACK and up to our usual bullshit! Catch up with our adventures of the past few months and brace yourself for Rachel’s massive life update that promises to shake things up! We also tap back into Rachel's "fuck-it" list to see what she achieved before leaving to London.
But that's not all; our amazing guest, Patty shares a tale about a romantic ‘friends with benefits’ that includes some incredible sexual encounters that almost seem too good to be true….
Welcome back to the fold! We're thrilled to have you here with us <3
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| 06 May 2024 | #86 - "Fingering their boyfriend in front of them" | 00:42:50 | |
Titty mic sucking ASMR, pashing Carls wife, shaved butt holes and fart porn…. After our discussion on cuckholding last week, Rachel just so happened to go out for brunch with a friend who had a story to tell about his experience about a once in a lifetime opportunity involving cuckholding with an incredible view in on of the tallest buildings in London that he stumbled across on grinder! Instagram served us an incredible video around self value which is so important, and especially for all the females out there to hear so we thought we should share this with you all to share with all the females in your life! Episode 86, let’s go!!
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| 05 Sep 2022 | #44 “My Blow Job Game is, Quite Good” | 00:38:48 | |
Is Rachel keeping a secret from us?! Carl is digging and doing his best to get as much information out of her as possible! He then gives us another look into one of the new tricks he's learnt from being a dad!
We also welcome back Sexpert/Sex Toy Educator / All round great person, Emma from our show partner, Adult Toy Mega Store. This week she is gearing us up on how to use toys with partners! Listen in for these top tips to spice up your sex life, no matter what your experience.Then, ever wanted to know our answers to Wednesday's social game of Never Have I ever? We have a hoon on the game and bring along some funny stories with us! Who has fondled at a festival? Who had a pregnancy scare?! Come along for a wild journey and play with us! Loving what you are hearing? Follow us on socials! Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Show Sponsor: instagram.com/thats.quitegood Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com Intro Music: Neill Fraser - Married Divorced & Dating Theme P.s If you want to get 10% off the next addition to your bed time toy box, use code MDDTALES10 here: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/ And if you don't know where to start? We’ve left a few of our suggestions here for you: https://adulttoymegastore.co.nz/affiliate/mddtales/ Happy loving
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| 29 Jun 2022 | Throwback - Mel Abbot - ”He jumped out of a moving vehicle to ditch me!” | 00:03:09 | |
WeDon’t know if #TBT is still a thing, but we’re doing it anyway. Full sotry from Ep#15
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| 06 Jun 2022 | #35 Katie Flood - Below deck. “He just started necking this other girl!” | 00:32:24 | |
Hello and welcome to another week jam packed of NSFW content!
This week we have a very special guest, reality TV royalty, Katie Flood from Bravos, Below Deck, however, eagle eyes may notice that matching last name to Rach! She comes on and gives us an exclusive inside to her dating world, and it turns out, things may run in the blood!
Mitch Evans - Yes, we are still here, however turns out we are having more luck finding Tracey a Scotsman!
Then we bring back Bex for a very fun game of what’s in Bexs mouth! !
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| 20 May 2022 | TRAILER - Ep#14 - One night stand nightmare..I didn’t make it to the toilet | 00:00:35 | |
Missed it or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again… Go on, treat yourself.
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| 19 May 2022 | Throwback- Beautician: “I’ve seen thousands of fannys, but…?!” | 00:01:38 | |
We don't know if #TBT are still a thing, but we're doing it anyway.
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| 03 Oct 2022 | #48 Let’s make head great again | 00:42:54 | |
DTF? Would you rather, someone is honest with you about their intentions on while you’re talking to them on a dating app? Or go the long way around?
We are joined by Gemma, a listener who has reached out wanting to share her brave story of escaping a religion she was bought up in feeling like a round peg in a square hole. A real inspiration to see how one can flip a traumatic experience into something beautiful, and share the light at the end of the tunnel to help inspire others.
We then start a two-episode training on making head great again! After receiving shit head too often, we are going to give some tips and tricks! This week from two vagina owners. Tracey and Rachel give a little bit of insight to rev the vag up Loving what you’re hearing? Follow us on socials!
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| 04 Dec 2023 | #80 - Anal 101 with Morgan Penn the Sexologist | 01:05:11 | |
You are in for a TREAT with this episode! We are joined by the insanely amazing Morgan Penn, a certified Somatic Sexologist who gives us the best step-by-step guide to easing your way into anal for beginners. She shares some insightful tips and tricks to make this experience a lot less daunting.
But first, we are treated to an incredible remix of a song from Rachel’s boyfriend which we really need the world to hear and we need your help to get this songs out there! Plus we are blessed with another anonymous guest story, how far would you travel for sex?
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| 01 Jun 2022 | Throwback - I hooked up with TWINS! | 00:03:54 | |
WeDon’t know if #TBT is still a thing, but we’re doing it anyway.
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| 16 May 2022 | #32 “Standing naked in a room of 6 colleagues ” | 00:32:26 | |
Well the cheese has well and truly slipped off the cracker & we are on a couple of big missions!
Mitch Evans, still no word, so we may need to dig a little deeper than his DMS annnnnnd…. family.
Our guest Tracey, tells an incredible story of when she was a tour manager on her OE, and from this yarn, we have decided to take it into our own hands to find her an eligible Scottsman Bachelor! Is it you? Hit us up!
We follow up with the blind date Rachel went on, what happened that night?? Why did she not contact Carl until 5:30am the next day??
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| 31 Oct 2022 | #52 Are you even friends if you haven’t seen each other f**k?! | 00:39:20 | |
This week we are joined again by the incredible Julia-Ruth, who shares a story of the time she and her best friend get taken away on a mini getaway where a couple of incidents happen.
Carl and Rachel get matching tattoos! And after the fact we figure out Carl will be able to think of Rachel every time he has a wank now! It’s beautiful!
We then deep dive into our love languages as Rachel navigates talking to someone in another country, however, the idea of the 5 languages is very interesting, Take the test yourself here; https://5lovelanguages.com/quizzes/love-language?fbclid=IwAR1y6l-prN-dGCdIxE2_Lm6E09AvuYATMMN-tAy3-tBoUKTO9RqDhDnDfm4
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| 27 Mar 2023 | #63 ‘I think this was my first lesbian experience’ | 00:32:34 | |
Get ready for an electrifying new episode! You won't want to miss a second of the action as Carl unveils his brilliant plan to spice things up with your partner, all while keeping your wallet happy.
But hold on tight, because things are about to get even juicier! Has Rachel just had her very first lesbian encounter? You'll have to tune in to find out!
And that's not all - we're thrilled to welcome a special guest all the way from the USA. Michelle's incredible story of overcoming heartbreak and her shocking reveal about her ex-boyfriend's double life will leave you on the edge of your seat.
But the excitement doesn't stop there! Carl and Rachel will dish on their most vindictive hookups and share some wild tales of getting with someone purely out of spite. So buckle up and get ready for another unforgettable episode!
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| 19 Sep 2022 | #46 Jay Reeve - “The more you can take off your partners plate, the more room there is for your meat” | 00:41:12 | |
Lads! Strap in and turn your taringas – and hopefully your ladies – on! Ladies, if you have a significant other, sit down with (or on) them and listen to the incredible relationship and sex advice Jay Reeve is bringing to this episode.
As one half a very successful 10yr+ marriage, Jay shares some words of wisdom, and tells us what he has learnt to keep his relationship and sex life alive, and even better than ever!
Then after another hiatus, Rachel returns with a stellar story from the archives – one that you might remember from the wheel – Lip Lady’s son! The lesson that was learnt; knowing when you are or aren’t ready to be in a relationship.
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| 09 May 2022 | #31 “When Rach overcame cockfright!” | 00:29:54 | |
#31 “When Rach overcame cockfight! ”
This week on your favorite podcast, we continue on our quest to track down Mitch Evans! Rachel’s latest semi celeb DM slide. Even though she can’t have him just yet, Carl got her the closest to mitch she's got so far.
The incredible & wild Sophie Nathan joins us once again to share a tale of the time she went to London and found herself a Wimbledon competing tennis player. This story could only happen to our beloved Soph-Nath.
The next part is a real treat. Whether or not you’ve ever wondered what Rachel’s first shag fresh out of the bonds of marriage was like, you’re getting the story this week, thanks to the amazing yarn spinning of our mate & regular on MDD, Bex.
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| 10 Oct 2022 | #49 Handy tips for sucking dick | 00:34:17 | |
Has hell frozen over? Rachel is in a gushing whirlwind, and we’re not sure what's happening. BUT what we do know, Carl is VERY excited to bring in one of his fellow, 'night walkers' and one of Rach's most recent one-night stands in to debrief on what she is calling her last, as she claims, she is now in love…. What?!
Our guest Brayden joins us for the majority of the episode and you won’t be disappointed! We recap on his night with Rachel (if you want to know the first-hand review come on over!) He then shares a story about a night of blood-stained sheets and the unfortunate following months.
Then don’t go anywhere, as we finish our 2 part series on making head great again! Brayden joins headmaster Carl to talk through the handy and mouthy tips to take your blow job game to the next level. There's an impressive list of additives in there that you may want to try next time you're bobbing your head around.
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| 02 May 2022 | #30 “Let’s talk porn” | 00:27:51 | |
Carl admits to who his favourite pornstar is, and what’s Rach click’n before she starts flick’n!
What a week! Not even a few minutes in, and woo woo bish Rachel, is sageing her wedding rings to cleanse them of any bad juju.
Where the hell is Mitch Evans, the big question no one is asking, but we are, because Rachel is on a mission to track this boy down & get a response on a DM slide. We have a very special set of skills…we will hunt him down…and we will find him.
Ever met someone for the first time and then within only a few minutes they are giving you head? Well, this is what happened to our guest Peter. He spills all about an interesting few days in Dubai. Let's just say, he got the cut.
And then it's porn chat time, and we get super open and honest. Carl is interested in getting confirmation on a rumor he heard about the difference between how guys & girls use porn. Carl admits to who his favourite pornstar is, and what's Rach click’n before she starts Flick’n!
Have a listen, are you the same as us? Let us know.
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| 25 Apr 2023 | #64 Brodie Kane’s slut era + Why we’ve been absent | 00:42:09 | |
We are back, and addressing the elephant in the room, discussing why we've been away. This will be an emotional episode, as Carl bravely shares a personal and emotional story of what he has been through the last few weeks. We're incredibly proud of Carl for opening up about this, and Rachel even gets a bit teary-eyed during the conversation.
We're also joined by media superstar Brodie Kane, who shares a personal story about a double encounter during her "slut era." Its FANTASTIC, you don’t want to miss it!
This episode is dedicated to the legendary PT. You will be dearly missed by all x
If you want to skip ahead in the part Carl was talking to, you can skip to 34:45
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| 26 Jul 2021 | #7 “Can I at least just kiss you on the mouth first?!?!” | 00:47:47 | |
Ever seen your own sex toy go through the X-Ray machine at the airport, this happened to one of us this week.
After the discussion and Instagram polls on Twins, forbidden or fantasy, Carl and Rachel share the results, and even talk to a twin to get their side!
This week's guest, Amy, discusses her first opportunity for a one-night stand, who really, ‘opens’ up to her.
Then Rachel pulls a swifty on Carl, and manually stops the wheel! What has she chosen this week??
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| 27 Sep 2021 | #15 “She sent me back the filthiest message I ever read” | 00:34:12 | |
Episode 15!? Wow, how time flies!
This week, we reflect on the fuck boy/girl actions, and after we reach out to our followers on social, we pinpoint the most common action of ghosting after sex. Why is this a thing?! Can we change it?!
Our mate Mel joins us and dobs herself in as the bad date! We hear about what she was doing wrong and what the wild consequence of this was… and did she learn her lesson?!
Plus we get our first anonymous email story submission! Watch out 50 Shades of Gray, there’s a new fantasy story here!
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| 04 Oct 2021 | #16 “Did I just have a one night stand at a hospital?!” | 00:37:27 | |
First of all, sorry about the horrible audio quality on Carl’s mic, he really cocked up his recording this week.
Luckily the story from our mate Bex, is clean and crisp and clear, because its a real goodie about the time she went into full sluz mode in America after a breakup from a long term relationship.
Also, Rach tells a story about a flirty little digital fling with a famous boy from a band! She’s such a sucker for a boy with a guitar.
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| 19 Jun 2023 | #72 “Whats your BJ Technique?” | 00:41:09 | |
Blowjobs, Botox, and baaaanter really kick the episode off this week.
We are then joined by our guest, Ruzbeh, who wanted to come in to talk about situationships, however we got onto an incredible tangent onto the ins and outs of arranged marriages.
Then, Rachel has struck in what she found in a time capsule box under her bed! A gift a former boyfriend made for her for her 15th birthday. Luckily for you, this is an audio treat and she has bought it in for everyones listening pleasure!
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| 23 Aug 2021 | #10 “I did a pull up and nearly had an ORGASM!” | 00:28:11 | |
Well well, we find ourselves in a level 4 NZ lockdown. Even though we are in different parts of the country, we found a way to record this episode!
A drunk and in depth chat about buttholes, and the time Rach, nearly had an orgasm at the gym!
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| 27 Nov 2023 | #79 - “OMG I pulled his pants down and…” | 00:33:39 | |
Welcome back to another week of unfiltered shit chat! Carl has come up with a twisted game for all the voyagers out there! Could be a bit of fun! Let us know if you're up for it! Rachel has also found a way to really kill the mood when about to get down and dirty, But luckily Carl has put the boots and underwear test to use, and saved the sexy.
Our guest Dan this week shares the great length he went into for a one-night stand when on a holiday with the boys - luckily he packed his iPod touch….
We then tap into more Icks, this time in reverse to last week - hear Carl’s input!
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| 12 Sep 2022 | #45 Rebekah Randell from Shortland Street - “You’ve got to try before you buy” | 00:39:50 | |
Are vegans strictly spitters?? We ask the BIG questions this week…
We are joined by Shortland Street actress, Rebekah Randell and get to know her spicy side! How much does she relate to her character Dawn on Shortland Street? She also gives us a GREAT date tip which we will continue to use from now on! You might want to too!
Then off the back of getting to know each other last week, we continue the games with a Never WILL I ever. Find out where our lines are drawn, and heck, grab a drink and play along with us!
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| 13 Feb 2023 | #57 ”Pop that rusty little cherry” | 00:53:55 | |
We are back! 2023 Let’ goooo!
We are joined by award winning comedian Nick Rado as he shares a story about the very interesting time he got the ick! (Our catch up with Nick was so great we will have a bonus episode following!)
Carl has been busy so being a great father that he’s lost his piss fitness!
Has Rachel has changed with a summer romance? - Is this the moment she settles down?!
Then find out your sex horoscope forecast for the year!
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| 30 May 2022 | #34 “I just want a guy to ruin me” | 00:33:08 | |
Welcome back to another week of Carl and Rachel talking smack! This week is no exception to twists, turns and tangents!
Mitch Evans - Hello, can you hear us? Stop playing hard to get!
Our guest this week Sarah has come of the back of a long-term relationship, so is learning to be single all over again. As she navigates through the new world of dating apps and dating she's landed herself in some unusual situations, so she is asking us the question, is this normal? Rachel comes in out of nowhere with some life advice that for once, makes Carl speechless!
Plus, Rach spins another yarn of one of those weird and wonderful situations she always walks herself into - what possibly could it be this week?!
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| 05 Jun 2023 | #70 Squirting + Rachel’s Eulogy to her ex + Cam Mansel | 00:33:04 | |
Brace yourself, because there is no foreplay this week! We are straight in there with squirting, Toblerone up butts, and eulogys.
Our special guest this week is Cam Mansel, who shares a tale about a night he invited a snapchat contact around and needed to switch the mood up. Surly everyone has been here before??
Then, Rachel opens up about her therapy journey and shares a helpful task her therapist gave her to help process the past and help to move on with the future. If you or anyone you know if going through a breakup make sure to listen and pass on this awesome piece of knowledge.
We are feeling really connected to therapy and looking after your mental health, more so than ever right now. If you feel like you would like to try, here is a referral link for 1x free session to online therapy if you would like to give it a go. There are soo many therapists available all specialising in different areas.
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| 29 Jul 2024 | #91 - Why most marriages end in divorce | 00:34:43 | |
Let’s chat about marriage! This week we welcome one of Rachel’s longest friends who shares her unique journey of being the last single friend at 24 and the magical twist that followed! Which leads Rachel into her theory of why so many marriages end in divorce these days!
Plus, Carl has discovered the Swingathon festival! $550 for tent sex – would you attend?? And speaking of Carl, let's just say he’s been spending more time on the throne than the king himself!
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| 07 Mar 2022 | #23 ”He did what when he was in you?!” | 00:36:28 | |
Woah, honestly, someone gave Rachel too much sugar before recording this week! Apologies for the heavy breathing…. But speaking of breathing, wait till you hear what Carl managed to create involving his unborn baby's heartbeat & his handyman skills!
This week our guest Keely has quite the yarn, where you wouldn't believe what her date did while they were doing the deed! It appears he's absolutely clueless & not even sure what he did either…
Plus, we are still continuing our Only Fans journey! And as we wait for our account to be verified, we talk to the incredible Tiba on the phone to learn how she is able to make a living & more on only… Only Fans - curious? Then you want to listen for sure!
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| 26 May 2022 | Throwback - Ex hookup, while on a date with another guy | 00:05:53 | |
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| 04 Apr 2022 | #27 ‘’This time, two girls one cup, NEVER AGAIN!’ | 00:28:30 | |
Oh no, are we instantly regretting what we committed to last week? Absolutely. Remember how we said we would watch 2 girls 1 cup - yeah, we wish we didn’t…..
Our guest this week, Yuval, has a beautiful, wholesome story which proves that persistence pays off, and when you know, you know!
Then we discuss the ‘ick’ Carl had no idea that this existed! What gives you the ick? Note: Want to date & go the distance with Rachel? Listen to this!
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| 01 Jul 2024 | #89 - Anal Rail Gun | 00:30:35 | |
London's heat wave has gotten into Rachel’s brain and the 3am wake ups are messing with Carl’s! The wheels are turning, words are flowing, and we turn up the chat!
Carl would love to masturbate with a corn cob, Rachel want’s to put botox into her butthole, and someone hes felt what they would describe as an anal rail gun.
Rachel’s story this week is an oldie but a goodie. One she kept just between her friends at the start, but as the divorce was so long ago, and no more feelings are involved, Rachel peels back the curtain on what happened with her ex-husband after they had separated and both started dating. The irony is amazing, and thankfully Rachel has always had thick skin!
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| 22 May 2023 | #68 ”I got hose, in different area codes” | 00:41:05 | |
Want to know a bit more about what Carl and Rachel enjoy in the bedroom? (not together obviously) Carl has some questions where you can get to know us a little bit more.
Our guest this week is none other than our almost 4th member, Tracey, as she shares a great story about her steamy, unforgettable rendezvous with a daring fireman!
Carl and Rach then hilariously recount their experiences of going above and beyond on ill-fated dates. They'll share their tales of over-commitment and the amusing mishaps that followed.
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| 20 Sep 2021 | #14 “If he looks like a fukboi he probably is” | 00:37:22 | |
Wowee what a journey this week was.
Rachel starts her Fuck It list (places to bang bucket list), after seeing all the feedback from our Instagram poll about all the weird & wild places people have done it, and heck we have some kinky listeners! Proud of you!
Then we hear from Jase, about what could quite possibly be the WORST sleepover EVER! However we’re not sure whether it was worse for him...or her? This story has so many twists and turns. We don’t advise listening while eating...or doing dishes for that matter.
Plus Rach spins a classic yarn about a dud-root fuck boi.
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| 20 Nov 2023 | #78 - “My asshole is blinking at him” - Dan Webby - Edge Breakfast | 00:52:48 | |
Ring sting, DIY Sherbert, Icks and Carl naked in Timberlands - welcome back to another week!
We are joined by one of our good friends, Dan Webby from the Edge Breakfast show and he shares an interesting story about playing Cops and Robbers with his friends in a loin cloth while having his first sexual awakening. He keeps oversharing about another time he gets stuck up a tree, naked…
Rachel then shares part 3 of her journey to being in a relationship, and this is the wholesome story we did not expect to hear come out of her mouth in 2023!
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| 27 Jun 2022 | #38 “My girlfriend is f*cking my best friend” | 00:34:24 | |
WOW this week's episode goes from bad to worse when it comes to dating scenarios!
But first, what do we all think of Rachel starting a Kick Starter for a new set of tits?! Would you trade a donation for a tit pic?! Carl has named it the TITSTARTER ** COPYRIGHT (lol)
We then have our good friend Tyler back on to talk about a situation he was in which ended with him losing his best friend, and his girlfriend! A great listen if you want to learn from Tyler's mistake! Hear all the red flags you should avoid if in a relationship!
And then we finally get to catch up with Tracey and Eugene from episode #36 and #37 to see where their romance has blossomed to since they met in studio! Can guarantee this is worth the listen! Both Carl and Rachel were left on the ends of their seats and super clammy after this chat!
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| 09 Oct 2022 | TRAILER - Ep#19 ”No more charity sex!!” | 00:00:20 | |
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| 17 Jul 2023 | #75 Dinner & A Threesome!! | 00:36:50 | |
It’s no longer a pie in the sky, Rachel has booked her flights and is leaving for London. Naturally, Carl wants to make sure she ticks off a few more things on her ‘Fuck It List’ as well as figuring out a way to cover the cost of her flights! Hear the list and what she has less than a month to achieve!
But first, we are joined by Troy, who shares a recent story where he definitely clocked Tinder! We think we could say Ménage à trois. Putting hope into the hearts of many guys on dating apps; ‘If a scrawny, white, nerdy guy from Greymouth can do it, you can too!’
Join us for our last ‘Alright Seeyah’ together in the same studio 😢
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| 28 Nov 2022 | #55 “We we’re absolutely SOAKED” | 00:34:45 | |
Carl is back at it with his digging to what is happening with Rachel and her mystery man from another country who she has a matching tattoo with, however, she stays tight-lipped as she is afraid of the curse of the podcast!
We are joined again by our very close friend, Tyler Christie, who shares an intimate story of the time he and a hook-up were both absolutely soaked!
Then we chat messy break ups! Everyone is capable of the crazies! There's soo many good stories we will continue this topic next week! Got a good crazy breakup story?? Hit us up with it below!
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| 29 May 2023 | #69 NICE! All things 69 - Our mouths are very full | 00:36:26 | |
Get ready to unleash your inner giggles and raise your maturity levels to an all-time high because it's our 69th episode! Wink, wink We had an absolute blast recording this one, and we promise it's a fun ride!
In this special episode, we're joined by our friend Alexander Terblanche, a psycho sexologist who spills the beans on how to take your 69s to the next level in the bedroom. Get ready for mind-blowing (or body blowing hehe ) tips and tricks PLUS he shares a way to make the conversation a whole lot smoother too!
We also hear the thoughts, feelings, and emotions of our past guests and fans of the show when it comes to everyone's favorite number. Brace yourself for the juiciest revelations!
69 69 69 69 LESSSSGOOO 69 69 69 69
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| 15 Jun 2022 | Behind the scenes - Tracy & Eugene the Scott FULL first meeting | 00:31:55 | |
This is the full first meeting of Tracy & Eugene the Scottsman we found for her. Listen in as a fly on the wall.
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| 26 Jun 2023 | #73 Deep throating 101 with the Throat Goat | 00:53:41 | |
We’re hitting it at both ends this episode!
First, the self-proclaimed deep throat queen joins us to teach us step-by-step on giving the perfect deep throating blowjob! Grab yourself a fallic object and join us in the very detailed training session on going to town on dick.
We then explore an incredible top 10 list of things have gotten stuck in their butts!
Also, Is Rachel using Chat GPT for relationship advice?!
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| 01 Jul 2022 | TRAILER Ep#23 Eww He fully ate my face!! | 00:00:36 | |
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| 14 Mar 2022 | #24 ”Rub & squeeze it, white stuff comes out” | 00:22:30 | |
Another week and another new idea from Carl pulled out of the bag! We call up our good friend Bex aka, Self proclaimed Gobby Queen from episodes 8 & 16 and play a fun game of ‘What’s In Bex’s Mouth’ we’ll give you a heads up - it's not a penis!
But first our guest Benny tells a story about how he broke the bro code with a sis and almost ruined a good friendship with a sneaky one nighter!
It's safe to say the wagon wheel has been rocked this week!
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| 15 Jun 2022 | #36 “They were thinking, threeway?!” | 00:37:46 | |
Here we go ripping straight into another week of wild yarns! Why has Rachel been told to turn her Instagram on private? Listen to Carl gush over his beautiful wife (honestly, major couple goals)
Our guest this week, Masha, tells a great story about a time she really messed up messaging the wrong person while on a date with someone she is ‘sexually seeing’ You can put the pieces together and feel the penny drop!
Then after weeks of hunting down a Scottsman for our friend Tracey, we have finally pulled through and have them both in the studio to meet for the first time! Be a fly on the wall as Tracey and Eugene get to know each other a little bit, Carl and Rachel awkwardly join in the chats and get super smug about their pairing. Was there chemistry? Will there be a proper first date? What's Tracey's preferred size? Did the red flags come out during the first meeting? Do we need to find another Scottsman?
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| 20 Jun 2022 | #37 Clint Randell “Doggy at the dog park” | 00:30:44 | |
Carl just bowls straight into it with his theory about what side of the bed you should put your one-night stand & their hand on. It’s out there, but it kind of makes sense.
Rach finally lets us in on her 'friends with benefits' situation she has going on & why she should just go back to him instead of dealing with the lucky dip of shit sex you’ll get out & about these days. Sometimes it's better the devil you know.
Clint Randell is back to tell us a hilarious story & the reason why his wife has said 'no sex in public ever again'!
After that we find out what Tracy & Eugene really thought of each other after their first meeting.
Oh & Rachel got real flashy and flashed her tits at the camera a bunch of times.
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| 25 Apr 2022 | #29 “Hey hot driver boy, check your DMs!” | 00:33:14 | |
Another week, another celebs DMs that arn't safe as Rachel slides back in. This week however, we’re hoping with the classic kiwis 2 degrees of separation, we might track this one down!
Carl has an interesting question, let us know your thoughts!
We are joined by listener American Jess this week as she tells the horrifying story of the date she never asked for, it went from bad to worse & is not a great introduction to NZ at all!
Then Rachel tells the tale of ol Wholesome Harry! If you’re a fan of Harry Styles you will understand how she ended up in this situation!
So what do you think? Let’s get Mitch Evens to check those message requests! We need your help!
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| 16 Aug 2021 | #9 “I fell asleep with a D**k in my mouth!!! | 00:45:09 | |
After having a week off, while Carl’s been busy renovating his new house, Rachel tried her hand at ASMR, and there is a reason we didn’t release anything last week…..
Our mate, Tarn’s is back and tells another amazing tale about her real life Magic Mike moment, and you will never believe how she ended the night with him!
Plus we finish off the tale of Toy Boy and his amazing timing with Rachel’s divorce party.
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| 08 Apr 2024 | #82 - Communication, Boundaries, and Sex with Ben and Jaz | 01:01:20 | |
Welcome back and thank you for joining us in 2024! We’re so happy to kick this year off back in the studio together as Rachel has been flown back to the country for two months of work, and to tour with her boyfriend 👀 Hear all about her struggles with settling into London, and navigating her first relationship after marriage (5 years ago), and an update on Carl finding balance in his beautiful family life, plus his nipple kink!
Our guests this week are the incredible Ben and Jaz, who you may know from social media as @Onlyben_and_jaz They open up to us about clear communication in a relationship, setting boundaries, what they learnt in their ‘30 days of Sex’ challenge, PLUS let us in on their next challenge deep diving into kinks. This is a great listen with a tonne of valuable information!
Then, we have one of you amazing listeners reach out anonymously asking the question about navigating your partner watching porn to masturbate. Carl and Rachel give their personal opinions to help navigate the conversation if it is a concern in a relationship.
Strap in, let's go!!!
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| 27 May 2022 | TRAILER - Ep#18 ”The night deep throating became my thing” | 00:00:59 | |
Missed it or remember it was so good you wanna hear it again… Go on, treat yourself.
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| 04 Jul 2023 | #74 ‘I vomited on his dick’ + Dan Webby on getting pissed on | 00:42:26 | |
Rachel has taken the deep throat tips from last week and put them into practice and you do not want to miss this voice message she left Carl! We are then joined by The Edge Breakfast show host, Dan Webby where he talks about one of the sexual enconters he had with a partner where he agreed to try out a new kink to see if it was something he is in to. Rachel then talks about one of the favorite dates she has been taken on, which reminds Carl of one of the first dates he took his wife on. Let’s open the discussion, what makes a great date? Lets start putting some more effort into dates!
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| 06 Aug 2024 | #92 - I had to say the safe word, because I couldn’t take any more! | 00:39:30 | |
Dreaming of free travel around the world? We've got the scoop! Rachel introduces an amazing app that lets you globe-trot for free!
Our anonymous guest recounts how a failed date night unexpectedly turned into one of the best and longest sexual experiences of their life.
Finally, Carl shares his top dating tips and tricks, helping Rachel keep the spark alive in her first long-term relationship post-divorce.
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| 14 Jul 2022 | Full Interview - Sex Toy Expert, Emma Hewitt from ATMS | 00:20:43 | |
From episode #40, here's our full chat with Sex Toy expert and Educator Emma from Adult toy megastore.
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