Major League A*Holes (Wordhole Media)

Drew Smyly's perfect game bid gets intercepted by Yan Gomes playing a completely different sport | Justin Steele has quietly become the best pitcher in baseball just last July, much like Jake Arieta's ascension for the #Cubs in 2014 | Who will get the 100th Splash Hit into McCovey Cove for the #SFGiants? | #Tigers bullpen is following Scott Harris' mantra by "controlling the strike zone" with surprising success | Miguel Cabrera's going-away gift list is getting weird | What does "accountability" really mean to Kenny Williams and the #WhiteSox? | Steve Stone suggests Lance Lynn might be too fat for #MLB's new pitch clock | There's a long way to go before the #Athletics can cash in their chips in Las Vegas | Kicking the shit out of cancer earns Liam Hendriks our most well-deserved Badass of the Week | Max Scherzer makes a martyr of himself over MLB's murky 'sticky stuff' rule enforcement, but was it really worth a 10-game suspension?

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Lucas Giolito is heading home to California, but why didn't the #WhiteSox bother trying to keep him? | The #Cubs won't be selling Marcus Stroman or Cody Bellinger at the deadline for different reasons, but they won't be big buyers either | Did the #SFGiants call up top SS prospect Marco Luciano to gain leverage in trade talks? | Eduardo Rodriguez and Michael Lorenzen are going in opposite directions for #Tigers trade value | With honorable mention to Eloy Jiménez, Dansby Swanson, and Belli, Nico Hoerner is our Badass of the Week | #Mariners Jarred Kelenic suffers the Dumbass Injury of the Week

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Rivalry Weekend kicks off for Tigers/Sox and Cubs/Giants  |  We grade the performances of all five teams we cover over the first two months  |  Jed Hoyer admits Cubs are now "ahead of schedule financially" and can add at the trade deadline, but how could they not have anticipated this six months ago when "biblical losses" shaped their offseason agenda?  |  Sox-on-Sox crimes: Are we allowed to have fun now?  |  Spencer Torkelson beginning to live up to expectations in High-A for Tigers  |  Bob Melvin passes Tony La Russa on A's all-time wins list  |  Bob Brenly finds himself in deep "du"  |  Jack Flaherty finds himself on IL for no good reason  |  Asshole of the Week: Marcell Ozuna

#CubTogether #ChangetheGame #DetroitRoots #ResilientSF #RiseandGrind #MakeItMajor

Cubs fans, pundits, and even Kris Bryant are upset about the current direction of the franchise  |  White Sox don't need to sign Nelson Cruz  |  Giants signing Tommy LaStella just another example of trying to be a little bit pregnant  |  Tigers are the new Farm System Champions  |  Is it time to abolish the Hall of Fame?  |  NEW SEGMENT #1: Bob Nightengale's Bad Tweets  | Shitshow 2.0: Owners now working back channels to hide duplicitous agenda  |  NEW SEGMENT #2: ASKHOLE  |  Asshole of the Week: Jared Porter and his naked, erect penis

#Cubs #WhiteSox #SFGiants #Tigers #MLB

Just as the #Tigers completed their first winning month since Sept 2021, their best pitcher and position player, Eduardo Rodriguez and Riley Greene, go down with significant injuries in a 16-hour span | "Controlling The Strike Zone" is now a cliché much easier said than done, but Detroit certainly did on both sides of the ball against the #WhiteSox | How long can the Sox keep a struggling Lance Lynn in the rotation? | Rick Hahn doesn't make difficult decisions on major holidays like Memorial Day when he can push them off to the Fourth of July | #Cubs fans hold their collective breath as Justin Steele's elbow may have just melted down before their eyes | Embarrassing Billy Williams' bobblehead giveaway fiasco "shouldn't have happened." No shit | #SFGiants find themselves at a familiar .500 | Billionaire #Athletics owner John Fisher won't even show up to first formal proposal begging Nevada taxpayers for $400M | Zack Short is an improbable, yet very deserving Badass of the Week | Detroit's sacred jersey "desecrated" by a corporate sponsor is much ado over nothing, but will Chicago teams share the same fate?

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2021 rules include 7-inning doubleheaders and runners on base in extra innings  |  Jake Arrieta nostalgic signing example of #Cubs' conflicted offseason planning  |  La Russa's top concern to remain 'Hall of Famer Baseball Person'  |  PECOTA projections send Twittersphere into tizzy  |  There are no bad 1-year deals for #Tigers #SFGiants  |  Bad Tweets: Nightengale/Heyman continue to set new standards for incompetence  |  ASKHOLE: What if #WhiteSox had moved to Tampa in 1990? When will Tigers return to glory?  | AOTW: Most despised teammates in baseball history

Tony La Russa takes our illustrious Asshole of the Week honor in a landslide  |  Spencer Turnbull's overshadowed No-No |  Cubs/TIgers centuries-old rivalry renewed  |  Cubs reach peak nostalgia marketing levels vs. old friends Jon Lester and Kyle Schwarber  |  Jake Arrieta's anti-vax stance creatures competitive disadvantage  |  Giants success a double-edged sword as approaching trade deadline creates a familiar dilemma  |  Dave Martinez lost his mind in the most amusing way possible  |  Loyal listener gets on-air laugh during Sox broadcast

Tony La Russa was charged with DUI the day BEFORE Sox announced him as their new manager  |  José Abreu earns AL MVP, just as we called it  |  Jon Lester got fired and bought Chicago a round of beers  |  December 2 may be a day that will live in infamy  |  AJ Hinch hiring ushers in a new era in Tigers history  |  A theory on why Rob Manfred failed to punish Justin Turner for his reckless behavior

The revolution will not be televised, but it WILL be podcasted as Revolution Brewing Co. becomes the presenting sponsor of Major League A*Holes: IN THE HOLE!!! |  Benches clear in Detroit for a #WhiteSox & #Tigers tickle fight   |   Brutal injury news for the #SFGiants as Brandon Belt breaks a thumb on a bunt  |  Dumbass Injury of the Week: #Brewers Devin Williams breaks his pitching hand punching a wall after a few drinks at their Division-clinching celebration  |  Joe West will finally retire, but not until botching a call that could run the #RedSox season  |  How fucking crazy could this AL Wild Card race get this weekend??  |  We revisit the worst of our Nostradumbass predictions for the 2021 season

#CubTogether #ChangetheGame #DetroitRoots #ResilientSF #RiseandGrind #MakeItMajor

#WhiteSox clinch the AL Central for the first time in 13 years  |  #Tigers rolling over first-place teams at crunch time  |  PV dominates Revolution Brewing Co. #GrandSlamCan event  |  #SFGiants clinch MLA 2021 Season Championship  |  #Cubs pundits/fans need to slow their roll on Brennan Davis  |  A's badass Chris Bassett makes a triumphant return after getting his face bashed in  |  Salvador Perez historic production raises eyebrows in more ways than one  |  #Padres melt down in every way imaginable  |  Toronto/Tampa contraband contrasty exposes the dumbest side of baseball  |  Co-Assholes of the Week: Conor McGregor and the Chicago Cubs

White Sox are FINALLY back in the fucking playoffs!  |  Heyward's homer turns Cubs' season around  |  Mills delivers MLB's second no-hitter  | Wildfires fuck with Giants schedule  |   Asshole of the Week: journalist Bob Nightengale is terrible at journalism  |  Tigers' Candelario wins AL Player of the Week  |  Drone delay at Wrigley just more Shit We Couldn't Make Up  |  Booze banned for postseason celebrations  |  ASSthetics: worst-to-best Sox uniform rankings

#OpeningDay is Thursday, March 28 but that couldn't stop #MLB from starting the season in the middle of the night in Korea as their ill-fated quest for global domination featured bomb threats and equipment failures. Trading Dylan Cease to the #Padres was the final nail in the coffin for the previous #WhtieSox rebuild, but it was the right thing for everyone involved. History will repeat itself 123 years later as Garrett Crochet makes his first start as the Opening Day "opener." Michael Kopech's demotion to the bullpen might be the best thing for his career. Infamous #Cubs legend (allegedly), Sammy Sosa returned to Chicago for the first time in 17 years to remind us what a legendary phony he is to earn our Asshole of the Week dishonor. The short-term, high-average annual value deal is a win-win #SFGiants and Blake Snell and another loss for agent Scott Boras. Can Bob Melvin steer the #Giants back to championship form built on pitching and defense? Colt Keith and Parker Meadows could be fighting each other for AL Rookie of the Year as the #Tigers system continues to develop impactful young talent. Lance Lynn and Angel Hernandez make fools of themselves as Shit We Couln'd t Make Up makes a triumphant return. BREAKING: Shohei Ohtani's name gets dragged into a federal investigation into an illegal gambling ring, but his inconsistent story might drag the #Dodgers star deeper into an emerging scandal.

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Nearing the halfway point, the #SFGiants just can't stop beating up on division rivals | London Series starts off with a bang, but ends like a damp squib as the #Cubs blow a chance to reach .500 thanks to Trey Mancini's cockup and Marcus Stroman's flesh wound | Marquee Network streaming is finally coming directly to the people without a cable subscription, but at what cost? | #Tigers exposes how weak the #Twins really are, but fail to capitalize on the chance to draw closer in a historically mediocre division | Prodigal son, Tim Anderson returns to the #WhiteSox... at 2B? | It's time to modify the 'blocking the plate' rule to allow for some basic common sense | With honorable mention to no one, Luis Robert Jr. stands alone as our first unanimous Badass of the Week | We should be talking more about the human cheat code that is Shohei Ohtani | Pittsburgh continues to bleed black & gold with final Nike City Connect uniforms of the season | Introducing your 2023 Major League A*Holes All-Stars Outfield and DH!

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It was an embarrassing Crosstown Series for both the Sox and Cubs in more ways than one  |  #WhiteSox injuries piling up again as stretch run approaches  |  #Cubs need to be aggressive, yet measured in their approach to free agency  |  It took all the way into September, but #SFGiants have finally lost sole possession of first place  |  #Tigers fought valiantly, but ultimately overmatched by A's  |  Oakland looks strong on offense and defense, but the bullpen is suspect and rotation looks thin on run to playoffs  |  A.J. Hinch has changed the culture in Detroit, now he's changing the perception of Detroit as contenders |  AOTW: The entire #NYMets organization is one gigantic asshole

#CubTogether #ChangetheGame #DetroitRoots #ResilientSF #RiseandGrind #MakeItMajor

After just two days MLB's misguided and reactionary 'sticky stuff' enforcement policy has predictably devolved into an embarrassing train wreck  |  An unwitting Ben Zobrist is making headlines once again after filing suit against his pastor for banging his wife  |  White Sox' pen not as mighty as their words  |  Javier Báez getting benched might be the best thing that could've happened for him  |  We announce your 2021 Major League A*Holes All-Stat Team

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The Not-So Hot Stove hasn't produced much excitement for any of our ballclubs... yet  |  Did anyone vote for #WhiteSox new manager Pedro Grifol?  |  Stop buying the # Cubs' "intelligent spending" bullshit  |  #SFGiants make a few signings, but fail to land the big fish  |  What is Billy Beane's ultimate legacy now that he's leaving Oakland for greener pastures?  |  Scott Harris is rebuilding the #Tigers, starting with the lights  |  ASSTHETICS: Mixed reviews for the #Twins new uniforms "inspired by the past, but built for the future"  |   Fernando Tatis Jr. earns our illustrious Asshole of the Year dishonor for 2022

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Shit Show 2.1: Great, now the Millionaires and Billionaires are suing each other  | Chicago boosts stadium capacity to 60%  |  White Sox rise to the top of MLB  |  Questions remain about Giants' hot start  |  In a standoff with no heroes, the City of Oakland stands out as our Asshole of the Week  |  War of '84: Cubs vs. Tigers battle of baseball mediocrity  |  NY Mess: Raccoon vs. Rat  |  Ryno is on the weed?  | Mr. October is our newest fan!  |  MLB Food Fight fucked everything up

Lucas Giolito Throws a NO-NO!  |  Rivalry Weeks Recap  |  Player of the Week: Jose Abreu  |  TRADE DEADLINE: Strategies & Targets  |  Cubs Rub: Javy Baez Struggles Due to Lack of Crowds  |  More Shit We Couldn't Make Up  |  Asshole of the Week: Bruce Levine

#WhiteSox finish toughest two weeks of the season a disappointing 7-7  |  Tony La Russa's "no comment" just leads to more questions  |  Crosstown Series Preview: it's going to be a mess  |  Nick Castellanos could be #Cubs top free-agent target  |  Never mind the shitty product on the field, Cubs brass pat themselves on the back with chintzy new Hall of Fame and over the top Saving Wrigley Field documentary  |  Miguel Cabrera reaches rarified air with 500th home run, but will the #Tigers dump him once he reaches 3,000 hits?  |  #SFGiants snubbed by #MLB power rankings  |  #Dodgers and #Padres 16-inning marathon is a gigantic outlier, not the rule  |  Casey Mize gets the Barry Bonds treatment in STL

#CubTogether #ChangetheGame #DetroitRoots #ResilientSF #RiseandGrind #MakeItMajor

Maybe the #WhiteSox were looking ahead to the Boston series as their nightmares continue in Oakland?  |  Kris Bryant returns to Wrigley Field for the first time in anything but a #Cubs uniform  |  It's Frank Schwindel's city now, we're all just living in it  |  Miguel Cabrera's historic week gives him a legitimate shot at 3,000 hits THIS season  |  Pitch clock makes Mike Montgomery lose his shit in Korea

#CubTogether #ChangetheGame #DetroitRoots #ResilientSF #RiseandGrind #MakeItMajor

You know the world is getting back to normal when Bill Murray is doing the 7th-Inning Stretch, beer snakes are setting records, and we're talking shit and drinking beers together again  |  Do you want the good news or bad news about White Sox injuries first?  |  The Sticky Fingers Sticky Balls saga has only just begun and it's a total shitshow |  Tigers seeing encouraging signs down on the farm  |  Giants balance short term success vs. long-term health of the franchise  |  Rizzo's non-vaccinated stance creates potential disaster for Cubs  |  A's pick up Bob Melvin's option, but where's the extension?  |  Trevor Bauer awards Mickey Mouse Cy Youngs after 60 games  |  Rob Manfred is still an asshole (at least he's consistent)

BREAKING outbreak news is getting a little too close to home  |  Cubs offense and starters looking solid, but the bullpen is a fucking disaster  |  White Sox offense is potent despite questionable lineup construction  |  Tigers are leading baseball in homers... and strikeouts  |  Giants/YAZ using aerodynamics to their advantage?  |  #FreeJoeKelly  | Asshole of the Week: Miami Marlins

The Oakland A's are making history in all sorts of crazy ways on their 11-game winning streak  |  Buster Posey's renaissance and solid pitching are fueling the Giants solid start  |  Cubs crawl back up to .500 and finally reach the Medoza Line, but what is Javy Baez worth right now?  |  White Sox still overcoming injuries as they underachieve  |  So much funny Shit We Couldn't Make Up you couldn't make it up  |  Major League A*Holes are Assholes of the Week for yet another history-making moment this week

Another little taste of Pete’s Food Frenzy Chicago food review podcast/vlog as he takes us out to the ballpark to review The Heater at Guaranteed Rate Field, home of the #WhiteSox.

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No one asked for it, but we fucking did it anyway... enjoy our LIVE play-by-play coverage of the 18th-Annual Major League A$$holes Fantasy Draft!

Shit just got real, folks. Despite all logic and public scorn, Jerry Reinsdorf has decided the 76-year old Tony La Russa will be his next manager. Yet another move that undermines the legitimacy of Rick Hahn as General Manager, who clearly wanted no part of this bizarre decision.  

Very little progress to report in the Battle of Millionaires vs. Billionaires, but at least those assholes are finally showing a little sense of urgency  |  Despite the lockout, #Tigers fans still get to see some of the best prospects in all of baseball at Spring Training  |  #Cubs put finishing touches on Wrigley Field's renovation while showing what their true priorities are by opening a casino  |  #SFGiants to honor Buster Posey and WIll Clark  |  San Deigo lawn-jobber earns our Asshole of the Week dishonor  |  The Jeremy Giambi story reaches a sad conclusion

Tony La Russa's misguided diatribe against #WhiteSox fans who want to improve the ballclub inspires a new game show! The #Tigers have good news with Spencer Torkelson's promotion to the big leagues, bad news with Riley Greene's broken foot, but GREAT news with the trade for Austin Meadows. The #Cubs have roughly HALF of a Major League rotation. Carlos Rodón looks good early (as usual) but how long will it last for the #SFGiants. The selloff continues in Oakland as the A's trade Sean Manaea to the Padres while the club pockets massive profits from league revenue sharing. Injuries continue to mount in the #Mets rotation. 

With 70 games to go our five teams are a combined 66 games below .500, but there's still plenty of shit to entertain us to the bitter end | ASSTHETICS: How long #AllStarGame unis continue to devolve and make the game harder to follow before #MLB realizes they are being pennywise and pound foolish? | MLA All-Stars: If you combined resources from the teams we cover, you'd come up with one hell of a rotation and a formidable bullpen | Alex Cobb might not be all that delusional when he declared the #SFGiants will land Shohei Ohtani | David Ross is feeling the pressure as the #Cubs remain on the razor's edge of being buyer or sellers | HOLY SHIT! Matt Manning, Jason Foley, and Alex Lange throw #Tigers' first-ever combined No-No! | Window of contention for #WhiteSox is not only closed, it's nailed shut | #Athletics getting Perfect Gamed is just too perfect | It might be time to rename our BADASS of the Week the Luis Robert Award

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#WhiteSox entertain us with bad defense, historic blown saves, bizarre lawsuits, and opponent's FCC violations  |  #Cubs take over our Shit We Couldn't Make Up segment with Nico getting injured by an ump and Frank's Wild Ride  |  #Tigers experiencing deja vu with two consecutive seasons off to shitty starts  |  #SFGiants ask the eternal question: Does a beard = a mustache? |  No-No of the Week continues with #Angels rookie Reid Detmers

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Nike/White Sox new 'Southside' uniforms knock it out of the fucking park  |  Joe West is probably good at his job but he's still a total asshole  |  Pirates abysmal defense exposed by Javier Báez and his uncanny ability to make crazy shit happen on the basepaths  |  Boy, that escalated quickly as A's Chris Bassitt turns his career around while wielding a golden trident  |  Robbie Grossman and the Tigers walk-off Gerrit Cole and the Yankees  |  New Era botches attempt to make their own city connection  |  Naked man terrorizes security and tarp tube with #Natitude  |  Zach Plesac earns Dumb Ass Injury of the Week honor

It pays to drink on a Thirsty Thursday as PV is a #WhiteSox experience instant winner!  |  Trade rumors are starting to fly as #Cubs Craig Kimbrel emerges as the hottest commodity on the MLB market  |  Sox lose Yasmani Grandal, dump Adam Eaton, but Eloy Jimenez returns from the dead  |  #Tigers Draft Preview: Lots of options at #3 overall  |  Jake Arrieta is the only one who doesn't think he's done  |  NEW SEGMENT ALERT: 'You Know What I Fucking Hate?' with Joe Fitz  |  #SFGiants release a very foggy Nike City Connect uni  | Trevor Bauer earns a very disturbing Asshole of the Week dishonor  |  Nick Castellanos has impeccably awkward timing

#CubTogether #ChangetheGame #DetroitRoots #ResilientSF #RiseandGrind #MakeItMajor

Rob Manfred cans Ken Rosenthal because his fragile ego can't handle respected journalism  |  Lockout shows no sign of an end, but we speculate when it might  |  Which big-name free agents from the significant pool available will the #WhiteSox, #Cubs, #Tigers, and #SFGiants sign?  |  Comerica Park might be getting more reasonable dimensions  |  Fuckin' A's get a new manager they can control and don't have to pay much in Mark Kotsay  |  The runaway winner of our Asshole of the Year award goes to the New York Mets for their monumental achievements in the field of assholery throughout 2021 from the top to the bottom of their organization.

Carlos Rodón missed a Perfect Game by a goddamn shoelace, but settling for a No-Hitter still isn't bad  |  PV experiences a game at Sox Park for the first time in years  |  Tigers maul the ASStros as A.J. Hinch returns to the scene of the crime  |  Cubs COVID outbreak piles pestilence upon already painful start  |  Are the Cubs and Willson Contreras just too sensitive about getting hit by seven Brewers pitches in 14 games?  |  Johnny Cueto's promising start might pay dividends for =Giants at trade deadline  |  Week 2 had plenty of funny Shit We Couldn't Make Up  |  Get your facts straight! Smitty earns his first Asshole of the Week 

The #Dodgers proved the Competitive Balance Tax isn't real beyond any shadow of a doubt by spending over $1 BILLION on Shohei Ohtani, Yoshinobu Yamamoto, and Tyler Glasnow | #SFGiants find their leadoff man signing Grandson of Wind Jung-Hoo Lee for $113M | #Tigers show they're serious about winning an AL Central ripe for the taking by bolstering their rotation and bullpen depth signing veterans Kenta Maeda, Jack Flaherty, Andrew Chafin, and Shelby Miller | Jason Benetti sends shockwaves across the Midwest after jumping ship from his beloved #WhteSox for the apparently greener pastures of Detroit | Chris Getz gets a haul for Aaron Bummer, but will he deal Dylan Cease? | Jed Hoyer is obviously in no rush to improve the #Cubs as another quiet offseason drags on | ASSTHETICS: #Diamondbacks go a little retro adding teal to new uniforms for 2024 | Jerry Reinsdorf worked really hard to earn our fifth-annual Asshole of the Year dishonor

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Cubs predictably flame out again — maybe a bit TOO predictably?  |  Top 5 questions for the White Sox offseason  |  A look at the Tigers managerial options  |  A strange postseason continues without us  |  Asshole of the Week: David Kaplan

Not to be outdone by the #SFGiants stealing Bob Melvin from their division rival #Padres, the #Cubs shocked the baseball world by nabbing Craig Counsell from the #BrewCrew

Some surprising and not-so-surprising player and team opt-outs for the Cubs (Cody Bellinger, Marcus Storman), #WhtieSox (Tim Anderson, Liam Hendriks, Mike Clevinger, Yasmani Grandal, Elvis Andrus) and #Tigers (Ed-weirdo Rodriguez)

Do the Cubs or Giants really have a chance to land Shohei Ohtani?

How desperate are the Padres to trade Juan Soto?

ASSTHETICS Revisted: Curse of the Cruise Patch in SF

Send us your nominations for the 5th annual Asshole of the Year!

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Honoring former White Sox and Hall of Fame legend, Tom Seaver  |  Cubs outfielders make history  |  SOXual Harassment: Rick Renteria's gut is giving PV indigestion  |  You’re lying if you had the Tigers at .500 past the halfway point  |  Giants suffering from pitching/offense role reversals  |  ASSthetics: Padres are on FIRE and so are their neo-retro uniforms  |  Aroldis Chapman's asshole legacy continues

Yankees manager Aaron Boone's pathetic decision to intentionally walk Miguel Cabrera on the precipice of 3,000 hits may or may not have been the right move by the book, but it ultimately revealed his cowardice and bit him in the ass immediately  |  Javier Báez earns Dumbass Injury of the Week honors and irks some Tigers fans with his sorrowful tale of his ill-fated relationship with the Cubs severed due to circumstances out of their control  |  Seiya Suzuki is the NL Player of the Week and is on pace to make history  |  We debut our second game show: Cubs Fan or NOT a Cubs Fan?  |  Injuries and questionable managing plague White Sox as slide reaches 4 games  |  Did Dallas Keuchel throw his teammates under the bus after throwing the worst game of his life?

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Nick Madrigal is the latest to fall victim to Chicago's hamstring pandemic  |  Rivalry Weekend dominated by Sox/Giants  |  Did TLR break The Yerminator or was he just a flash in the pan?  |  Nothing but Smart Bombs and Wise Cracks for Patrick Wisdom  |  Brandon Crawford's lifetime of Gigantism  |  Sick or not, Jake Arrieta and his excuses sucked in SF  |  Cubs' Minister of Financial Propaganda Crane Kenney is a liar and an asshole  |  Sticky fingers and sticky balls are NOT anything like the steroids scandal  |  Insert obligatory Pirates joke here

Somehow, your San Francisco Giants find themselves atop the BEST division in baseball  |  Is a new stadium deal actually on the verge of getting done in Oakland?  |  You can throw out the record books when the Tigers and White Sox get together (or not)  |  Abysmal Cubs still find ways to amuse themselves and piss off others  |  No no-no? Yes no-no? I don't know. Who cares?

April Fool's Day was appropriate for the 20th annual Major League A*Holes Fantasy Draft. Relive all the action, intrigue, sophomoric humor, and drama with us!

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Fans everywhere rejoice as #MLB finally put a merciful end to the imbalanced schedule in 2023  |  Would Javy Baez and the #Tigers be better off playing 2B?  |  Does AJ Hinch deserve more heat for the Motor City meltdown?  |  Where did it all go wrong for the once mighty #SFGiants?  |  Should the #Cubs bet the farm on Shohei Ohtani if the #LAAngels put him on the market or hold off and finally utilize the might of their money-making empire to buy the unicorn in 2024?  |  Lord Tom Tunney of Wrigleyville resigns before the authorities come to take him away  |  Risky business in the Rogers Centre and RingCentral Coliseum gives new meaning to the 500 Club  |  Video of #Yankees fan blowing a hotdog for a beer goes viral  |  Who's Andy Rutschman and why are the OOrioles giving him a 20-year, $600M deal?  |  Aroldis Chapman is into unsanitary leg tattoos  |  Marcell Ozuna's domestic violence + DUI and Carlos Martinez's PED + domestic violence earn them our co-Assholes of the Week dishonor

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We finally and mercifully put a bow on the whole CBA conversation — hopefully forever |  The Legend of Andrew Chafin will continue in the Motor City  |  #Cubs 2016 World Series dream team is officially NOT getting back together  |  Does signing Japanese star Seiya Suzuki mean the North Siders are going for it now?  |  Tom Ricketts infamous "biblical losses" bullshit won't stop him from buying Chelsea FC  |  Joe Kelly is a perfect fit for the #WhiteSox bullpen and culture while Josh Harrison is just a guy  |  #SFGiants take a major risk signing fragile Carlos Rodon  |  A's hampster wheel of perpetual mediocrity spins on with Chris Bassitt, Matt Olson, and Matt Chapman trades  |  Fernando Tatis Jr. earns our first Dumbass Injury of the Week award of the season

Our thoughts entering a Crosstown Series that feels much stranger than expected  |  Renteria is now clearly costing the Sox wins  |  Cubs offensive production is offensive (and chronic)  |  A sad, but fond farewell to Tigers manager Ron Gardenhire  |  Giants playoff hopes in the balance  |  We name our All-A*Holes Team from the best players from our 4 clubs  |  Ozzie Guillen should be managing in MLB  |  Shit We Couldn't Make Up: 2020 has been full of statical anomalies and bizarre fan behavior  |  Asshole of the Week: Angel Hernandez (again)

#SFGiants flirt with .500 while Michael Conforto is a man on fire | The Miguel Cabrera situation is only going to get more awkward as the 2nd place #Tigers remain in contention | For what it's worth, Jed Hoyer takes blame for #Cubs bad bullpen | With 9 HRs in 12 games and 5 in the last 5, Christopher Morel obliterates the field to earn Badass of the Week | #WhiteSox feast on AL Central foes and finally start to look like division contenders | Tom Hamilton earns our Asshole of the Week dishonor for calling out Tim Anderson while ignoring the #Guardians' own SS deficiencies | #Athletics making the wrong kind of history on and off the field | No bird is safe in any #MLB ballpark these days | ASSTHETICS: #Orioles underwhelm with derivative and boring Nike City Connect uniforms

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The Cubs and star catcher Willson Contreras avoided what could've been a very awkward arbitration hearing, but that doesn't necessarily mean a long-term extension is imminent  |  BREAKING NEWS: Yet it shouldn't be too surprising Casey Mize needs Tommy John surgery  | Which would Tigers fans settle for if forced to chose between Tarik Skubal or Miguel Cabrera?  |  Joe Maddon's legacy isn't defined by two weeks of a Mickey Mouse organization's failure  |  ASSTHETICS: Surf's up and FOUR middle fingers up for the Angels' new Nike City Connect uniforms  |  MLB needs to take a stand and create a coherent policy to avoid more 'rainbow washing' controversy  |  MAIL FRAUD: We stole an intriguing question to  Len Kasper

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Big news for the podcast as we unveil a new name and launch a goddamn t-shirt shop  |  #SFGiants seize control of the A*Hole standing as the only team above .500  |  At least the #Cubs futility brings some clarity  |  #WhiteSox storylines are abundant  |  Miggy's iconic Opening Day blast and Baddoo's breakout mark fleeting fun start to #Tigers season  |  #Athletics dismal start compounded by major injuries  |  Bizarre Boston/Nike unis harbinger of strange looks to come in Chicago  |  Trevor Bauer's sticky balls are the talk of the town — just the way he likes it  |  Even the #Mets disapprove of their bullshit walk-off win  |  Asshole of the Week: Chris Young

Should White Sox fans be Patient or Panic as the club continues to struggle offensively and hover around .500?  |  Celebrity Sox Type Thing: Tim Anderson vs. Ozzie Guillen  |  Cubs were the HOTTEST team in baseball for a moment as a few rookies had memorable debuts  |  Even with Tarik Skubal emerging as a true ace and Miguel Cabrera looking like his old MVP self, the Rays added insult to injury as the Tigers lose their FIFTH starting pitcher to the IL while Isaac Paredes makes fans question trading him in the most ironic way  |  The hapless Reds go Less Than Zero finding a way to lose their own special brand of No-No of the Week  |  Joe West gains some credibility and our most unlikely Anti-Hero of the Week award  |  Matt Harvey takes our saddest and most tragic Asshole of the Week dishonor

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#SFGiants may have clinched a playoff berth, but a tough two-week battle for the division lies ahead  |  #WhiteSox frustrations mount along with nagging injury concerns |  Do Tony La Russa and Joe Maddon have beef?  |  #Tigers knock off not one, but two #WorldSeries hopefuls in one week  |  Miguel Cabrera on the doorstep of yet another exclusive club  |  Dumbass Injury of the Week: Jose Cisnero?  |  The #UmpShow must NOT go on  |  SWCMU: Tim Timmons had a problem with Baltimore's grounds crew  |  Ryan Braun earned Asshole of the Week for a lifetime of achievement in the field of Assholery

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We give our full breakdown of two nights of epic baseball between the #Cubs and #WhiteSox at Wrigley Field | Nobody knows what the fuck is going on with Marcus Stroman, including Marcus Stroman | Does anyone really believe "dramatic changes" are coming to the Sox front office after Jerry Reinsdorf, Kenny Williams, Rick Hahn, and Pedro Grifol finish "interviewing" each other? | ASSTHETICS: New Era Caps "Fitted In Black" will document how Sox style impacted '90s hip-hop culture | #SFGiants playoff hopes are on the ropes, but can they bounce back? | Are the #Tigers actually the best team in the AL Central? | With honorable mention to Cody Bellinger, Zack Gelof, Kerry Carpenter, and Luis Robert Jr, Spencer Torkelson is our BADASS of the Week

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Cubs win our premature breakdown of the 2020 Cubs/Sox World Series | White Sox have made Chicago the "City of Bad Shoulders"  |  Public masturbation, brO-HIO hatred from Ozzie, terrible excuses from Jeter, and more of the funniest Shit We Couldn't Make Up  | Asshole of the Week: Cards president, John Mozeliak

As we reach the midway mark in the 2022 season, the five teams we cover are a combined 57 games BELOW .500  |  In #Tigers news Miguel Cabrera makes the All-Star team, Javy Baez is being Javy Baez, Riley Greene is off to one hell of a start to his #MLB career, Chris Ilitch and Al Avila should just stop talking, and Eduardo Rodriguez has ghosted the ball club  |  Carlos Correa sheds new light and sparks some hope he might eventually sign with Detroit or the #Cubs  |  If Wrigley Field is an "underwhelming, stock, standard ballpark" then Fenway Park is a total shithole  |  Will the sinking #SFGiants be buyers or sellers at the trade deadline?  |  Fuckin' A's may have dodged a bullet with Frankie Montas' shoulder situation, but four unfortunate fans couldn't  |  Kyle Schwarber is fulfilling his 'Babe Fucking Ruth' destiny in Philadelphia in spite of Chicago  |   MAIL FRAUD: Would you pick 3 teams to win the World Series or take the field?  |  #Padres' LOUD new City Connect uniforms really sting the retinas  |  Sample some tasty new beers and support our friends at Revolution Brewing this weekend during Freedom Fest 2022

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#SFGiants lack imagination and ambition at the deadline | ASSTHETICS: Giants' Cruise sleeve ad is one of very few to get it right | Jeimer Candelario immediately proves to be the right move at the right moment for the surging #Cubs | HARDBALL DEEP THROAT: Investigative journalism reveals what the fuck happened with the Eduardo Rodriguez deal that never happened between the #Tigers and #Dodgers | Not one, but TWO NO-NO(s) of the WEEK for Michael Lorenzen and Framber Valdez | So much Shit We Couldn't Make Up between NYC and LA | #Orioles easily earn our ASSHOLE of the WEEK dishonor for secretly suspending announcer Kevin Brown for not being 'positive' enough?

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We break down the dramatic and bittersweet conclusion to Tony La Russa's and the #WhiteSox' tumultuous traveling circus we affectionately refer to as LaRussaPalooza  |  Was Bruce Levine simply using the oldest trick in the book for Chicago baseball writers to get some attention from both sides of town, or is there some legitimacy to his report that Sox legend, José Abreu might end up with the #Cubs next season?  |  While our preseason NostraDumbass predictions didn't turn out so well, this unprecedented #MLB #postseason has certainly delivered

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Miguel Cabrera stuck on #499 as young #Tigers   |  Jack Morris ends up with his foot in his mouth after an ill-fated attempt at humor with dumb Shohei Ohtani comment  |  ASSTHETICS: How a cornfield saved baseball  |  Crosstiown trade made sense for both sides of town, but have the #WhiteSox already missed their opportunity to leverage Crag Kimbrel's maximum potential?  |  Oakland's Chris Bassitt lucky to be alive while Ramon Laureano's luck runs out with 80-game PED suspension  |  #Cubs hardly recognizable and hardly worth mentioning after complete dismantling the  |  Jake Arrieta earns Asshole of the Week honors in a sad end the former North Side hero  |  Kris Bryant finds the perfect home with #SFGiants  |  Tyler Gilbert's No-No of the Week leads to speculation that MLB's "sticky stuff" era is far from over

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We've finally reached a breaking point after endless years of rebuilding without results — Al Avila must be held accountable for the #Tigers' historic futility and be removed from his duties as GM  |  Trade season is rapidly approaching so we Power Ranked the #Cubs most valuable trade assets  |  How do the #SFGiant do that voodoo they do?  |  Even MORE details emerge about the high-rolling fantasy football league at the center of the Slap Heard Round The World  |  Joe Maddon's desperation mohawk makes his firing from the #LAAngels just that much more awkward and sad  |  Immaculate Innings don't come around often unless the #Astros are facing the #Rangers' Nathaniel Lowe, Ezequiel Duran, and Brad Miller  |  Vlad Guerrero Jr. and Vlad Guerrero Sr.'s career paths continue to mirror each other in uncanny ways

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Like rats on a sinking ship, Theo Epstein and now Len Kasper are getting fuck out of the Friendly Confines  |  Kris Bryant's gonna get traded so deal with it  |  Non-tender deadline casualties litter both sides of Chicago  |  White Sox should trade for Blake Snell  |  Drinky La Ru will plead guilty to sweep his issues under the rug ASAP  |  Robinson Cano was a Hall of Famer, now he's just an Asshole

Big-name free agents like Carlos Correa, Nick Castellanos, and Trevor Story end up signing with teams and terms few expected  |  New rules for 2022 are aimed at saving arms  |  How are the 2022 White Sox better than 2021?  |   Lucas Giolito "frustrated, disheartened, and upset" #WhiteSox refused to bridge a mere $50K gap, instead opt for arbitration  |  NEW SEGMENT: 'Sox Type Thing' exposes bad takes on Southside Twitter  |  ASSTHETICS: Spring Training 'trucker style' caps leave Jake Burger's bald dome cooked  |  "It's Different Here" aptly describes current #Cubs  |  #Tigers owner Chris Ilitch felt the need to speak out against "cheap" reputation  |  Oliver Stone would have a field day with all the tentacles of a conspiracy theory and cheating scandal that might involve the #Yankees more than previously thought

Motor City traffic was fucking brutal, but it was an absolute privilege to witness Miguel Cabrera become the 33rd player in Major League history to reach 3,000 hits in person. 

Unfortunately, baseball always proves to be six months of misery momentarily punctuated by fleeting moments of joy as the #Tigers suffer the WORST walk-off loss imaginable in Minnesota in the midst of a five-game losing streak. 

Speaking of losing streaks, the Sox finally snapped their 8-game slide, but did is another one on the horizon with  Tony La Russa's bull-headed strategies and a disturbing rash of injuries mounting? 

The Cubs made some weird history of their own by trouncing the Pirates 21-0 but still losing the four-game series. 

Back by popular demand: Cubs Fan or NOT a Cubs Fan?

The Battle of the Bay ended in a draw is huge for the A's and a huge disappointment for the Giants. 

ASSTHETICS returns with a splashy new Nike City Connect uni for the Royals.

Angel Hernandez's fluid strike zone pushed Kyle Schwarber into a blind rage.

Zoo York Yankees fans should be caged and are easy winners of our Asshole of the Week dishonor.

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Yu is not fucking around anymore  |  Rizzo adds some serious bling to his game  |  White Sox are righting the ship despite Rick Renteria's best efforts to fuck it all up  |  How to solve the growing Cardinals issue  |  ASSthetics of Baseball: Nike logo is ruining Tigers jersey  |  Why the fuck are the Astros picking fights??  |  Asshole(s) of the Week: Zach Plesac & Mike Clevinger

Yet another set of bullshit renderings emerged for a potential new #Athletics stadium in Las Vegas that may never exist. Buckle up for a tumultuous "Summer of Sell" in Oakland as A's fans plan to wage war against team president David Kaval and owner John Fisher. Matt Chapman is headed back to the Bay Area with a 3-year, $54M deal that is a win-win for himself and the #SFGiants, but another L for superagent Scott Boras. Impatient #Tigers fans are already missing the big picture as team president Scott Harris favors young talent over bad free agent deals that Detroit should be familiar with. A convoluted "financing partnership" is really a thinly veiled leverage ploy by #DaBears to get a better property tax deal out in Arlington Heights and a way for Jerry Reinsdorf and the #WhiteSox to remain in the hunt for Illinois taxpayer money. But is it also a step toward #Dolphins owner Stephen Ross buying the Sox? ASSTHETICS: "Fitted in Black" captures the moment the #WhiteSox found themselves at the apex of sports branding and pop culture in the early 1990s. Which Cody Bellinger will we see? What is the "Craig Counsell Effect"? Is Justin Steele a true ace? Can Christopher Morel play 3B? How will Shota Imanaga adapt to #MLB? These are just a few top storylines going into a pivotal #Cubs 2024 season. #Cubs legend and #WorldSeires champion Kris Bryant sounds as emotionally fractured as his body has become as he chooses to fade away in Colorado with the floundering #Rockies. WEB: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://majorleagueaholes.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SHOP: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://assthetics.shop/⁠

It was a helluva nearly 6-year run, but June 30th, 2021 marked the end of the Cubs 'Golden Era'  |  A No-No of the Week that no one knew about  |  Josh Donaldson vs. Lucas Giolito reveals macho insecurity of everyone involved  |  It's Burger Time on the Southside!  |  Bob Nightengale's latest Bad Tweet undermines #WhiteSox ability to make Escobar deal  |  How the #Tigers could 'restore the roar' as soon as 2022  |  Jaylin Davis' return could spark #SFGiants just in time  |  BART fiasco just the latest example of the City of Oakland kicking #Athletics to the curb  |  Hector Santiago calls MLB's bluff by appealing his Sticky Fingers Sticky Balls suspension

We welcome our fifth team to our regular coverage, the Oakland Athletics  |  "Fuck it" Tim Anderson doesn't mince words when he declared the #WhiteSox to be the best team in the AL  |  Tatis Jr. deal further exposes #Cubs ownership bullshit in crying poor  | Did Kris Bryant just dis Theo Epstein?  |  After just one year, Marquee Network already in reruns  |  #SFGiants facing major decisions with pending free agents to be  |  #Tigers Miguel Cabrera could enter exclusive 3000/500 Club in 2021  |  Angel Hernandez and the New York Mets continue to create the best Shit We Couldn't Make Up  | Johnny Damon is an asshole

#SFGiants Joc Pederson found himself in the center of the BIGGEST story in all of sports involving Oscars-level violence on a baseball field over fantasy football  |  The #Cubs and #WhiteSox are two mediocre teams facing off during the most mediocre time of year with mediocre results AND a potentially catastrophic injury to Tim Anderson  |  Dylan Cease and Kendall Graveman earned our Asshole of the Week dishonor when they helped cost the Sox a series in Toronto  |  Sox Type Thing: Pete gets put in Twitter time out  |  Jed Hoyer might be terrified of the word REBUILD, but it's impossible to describe the Cubs current state without it  |  Have the #Tigers FINALLY turned the corner?  |  This Week in Fuckin' As History  |  Nick Castellanos keeps on making things awkward for announcers  |  We did the math for our Division Power Rankings  |  ASSTHETICS: Rockies Mountain High Colorado 

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BREAKING Marquee Network News: Comcast deal is DONE and it's about fucking time  |  White Sox kicked the shit out of the Cubs this week, for what it's worth (not much)   |  What the Mookie Betts blockbuster deal means for the Cubs trying to resign Bryant/Baez  |  SOXual Harassment: No More Mazara?   |  TIGER SHIT: The Jordan Zimmerman Disaster and service time manipulation  |  Expanded playoffs made too much sense to pass up  |  Toronto can't play in Toronto and other Shit We Couldn't Make Up  |  The #CardboardPeteNeedsaSeat at Sox Park saga continues...   |  Asshole of the Week: The Cleveland Baseball Team

Kris Bryant and Ryan Tepera for Joey Bart would serve the #SFGiants and #Cubs very well  |  #MLB's hypocrisy exposed once again as Javy Baez is fined for showing emotion on the field while MLB markets the shit out of it  |  Cubs maximize an asset and A's gain a legendary cult hero with Andrew Chafin trade  |  The Jesus Lizard shockingly dealt to Miami for expensive rental, Starling Marte  |  Dallas Keuchel struggles versus lefties has him feeling like he's pitching on Mars, but is that a bad thing?  |  Rick Hahn has #WhiteSox fans worried he's overplayed his hand being TOO patient waiting for the trade market to come to him while the supply of bullpen arms and middle infielders dwindles  |  Miguel Cabrera passes Barry Bonds on the all-time hits list and inches closer to 500 home runs  |  #Tigers Eric Haase and Akil Baddoo emerging as serious Rookie of the Year contenders at the expense of division rivals  |  If MLB is really worried about viewership numbers being down they could simply lift their fucking ridiculous blackout policy  |  Know your history, kids — comparing Shohei Ohtani and Babe Ruth is lazy and an injustice to both

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The #Tigers revisited their 2012 World Series house of horrors in San Francisco and came away with a surprising split series with the #SFGiants  |  While Isaac Paredes is earning AL Player of the Week accolades, Austin Meadows is sidelined once again with some bizarre ailment that makes Al Avila look all the more incompetent  |  Is the #Cubs Business Operations Department, led by Crane 'TheCockroach' Kenney, trying to distance itself from the Baseball Ops Dept. to place all the blame for the club's failure on Jed Hoyer?  |  Could ticket-package rebates provide some goodwill and future profits for #MLB franchise?  |  The first true baseBRAWL in quite some time between the #Mariners and #Angels results in plenty of comedy with a bit of tragedy  |  Freddie Freeman got seriously  fucked by his own agent  |  ASSTHETICS: Note to MLB marketeers — the #BlueJays don't celebrate the 4th of July  |  Tanner Houck is our Asshole of the Week, but he may become Boston's Asshole of the Year

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Intentional or not, the racial undertones in Josh Donaldson's "What's up, Jackie?" comments toward Tim Anderson make him an obvious choice for Asshole of the Week with dishonorable mentions going out to outright racist #Yankees fans as well as an absolutely spineless Rob Manfred  |  #WhiteSox reliever Joe Kelly doesn't play by FCC rules but nailed his assessment of Donalson as a "douche" to win our Anti-Hero of the Week presented by Revolution Brewing  |  Oh yeah, the #Cubs are headed to the Southside for the conclusion of most lackluster Crosstown Series in years  |  "Schwisdon Industries" is a far cry from "Bryzzo Souvenir Co." but it's all Cubs fans have got these days  |  Marquee Network censors exposed Cubs thin skin and paranoia typical of state-run media  |  We steal other podcasts' mail and answer the question: Is Miguel Cabrera the #Tigers best hitter?  |Tarik Skubal is too damn good not to have a nickname  |  #MLB's Top Prospect, Riley Greene is on the verge of his debut in Detroit, and not a moment too soon  |  Joc Pederson is carrying the #SFGiants' offense  | Not sure if Frankie "The Bird" Montas has the right ring to it  |  NEW SEGMENT ALERT! Power Rankings: Fan Cost Index

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Riley Greene injects some hope in #Tigers Nation and some life into a previously dormant offense  |  Your eyes aren't deceiving you, the last 162-game stretch has been the WORST in the #Cubs' 152-year history  |  The Chicago Tribune's Paul Sullivan is an asshole, but we like it  |  #MLB has FINALLY seen the light as the end of streaming blackouts is upon us!  |  Leiseru Rules: Theo Epstein had himself one hell of a Day Off  |  #SFGiants tread water in the toughest division in baseball despite injuries to rivals Mookie Betts and Manny Machado  |  ASSTHETICS: Baseball, beer, BBQ — what else could anyone want from the #BrewCrew's new Nike City Connect uniforms?  |  MAIL FRAUD: Does the utility man deserve a place in the #AllStarGame?

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Joc Pederson takes less money to join Cubs over Sox  |  Nolan Arenado tips NL Central balance of power  |  Twins overpay for aging Nelson Cruz  |  ASKHOLE: Why will Baez/Bryant return to prominence? No Plan B for Sox if La Russa fails?  |  $hit$how 2.0: Don't buy the Owners' clickbait  |  Bad Tweets LIVE   |  Mickey Callaway is an asshole

States and local governments announce the limited return of fans to ballparks across the county  | Asshole of the Week: Texas takes it too far  |  Rules changes for the Minors could have a MAJOR impact  |  White Sox fans ranked "booziest" and "biggest lightweights" in the game |  Cubs Rub: What the fuck was Pedro Strop thinking?  |  Tigers Shit: Can someone please get Spencer Torkelson a god damn can opener!  |  Fuckin' A's: The Jesus Lizard and his Turkey Sub  |  Premature Celebration: Mets continue to embarrass themselves on a weekly basis

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Criminal charges should be filed if AJ Hinch doesn't win AL Manager of the Year as the #Tigers' impossible run into the postseason rolls on. Taking home the AL Triple Crown and his first playoff victory easily earns Tarik Skubal our Badass of the Week honor. #WhiteSox make the worst kind of history as more damning details of Jerry Reinsdorf's gross negligence emerge. Jed Hoyer should be feeling the heat as his mediocre #Cubs miss the playoffs once again. #SFGiants replace Farhan Zaidi with legend Buster Posey as president of baseball operations despite ZERO experience and questionable negotiating skills. Make no mistake — the ONLY reason the A's just played their final game in Oakland is because John Fisher is an asshole. ASSTHETICS: #MLB finally comes to their senses and reverts to pre-Nike/Fanatics shitty uniforms. MajorLeagueAholes.com

BREAKING NEWS: Sammy Sosa is STILL a piece of shit even after Tom Ricketts accepts his insincere apology that leaned far more towards excuse-making than actual contrition.

Jed Hoyer made the best trade of his #Cubs tenure, followed by his worst trade just a few hours later: acquiring superstar Kyle Tucker and then paying the #Yankees $5M to take Cody Bellinger off their payroll.

Nothing in life is Guaranteed™ as the #WhiteSox renamed their stadium for the fourth time since it opened in 1991.

Let the airing of grievances commence as we celebrate SoxFestivus!

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The #WorldBaseballClassic brings a refreshing and merciful end to a long offseason  |  Despite spending over $300M on more free agents than anyone in MLB this offseason, the #Cubs are confusing activity with accomplishment  |  After 31 years and almost $1 BILLION in contracts signed and unsigned, the Carlos Correa Saga reached a dramatic conclusion  |  Scott Harris and the #Tigers are making significant changes on the field, off the field, and even TO the field for 2023  | BONUS: Name Smitty's fantasy team!

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Cubs/Cards, Tigers/Sox, Sox/Cubs, Cub/Tigers... OH MY!!  |  Mark Grace is the "dingbat"  |  Fernando Tatis Jr. should be on the South Side  |  More Shit We Couldn't Make Up  |  Thom Brennaman wins Asshole of the Week in a landslide

We celebrate our 100th episode with a #Cubs #WhiteSox series presented by Faceless Corporate Entity that started with as little energy as the fat-guy, slo-mo fight in the bleachers and ended as predictably as a Tim Anderson first-pitch swing  |  Witness the dramatic conclusion of Sox Fan or NOT a Sox Fan? as well as Cubs Fan or NOT a Cubs Fan? for now...  |  Despite a solid patchwork rotation and the best bullpen in baseball, the #Tigers abysmal offense continues to crush Detroit's spirit  |  #SFGiants dominate the A*Hole standings yet find themselves in 4th place in the real world  |  Fuckin' A's vs. Oakland relationship find new levels of toxicity and almost nobody cares  |  #LGFM 5-man collaborative jam no-hits #Phillies, but should it really be recognized?  | The #UmpShow dominates our Shit We Couldn't Make Up segment  |  Trevor Bauer is probably the most obvious Asshole of the Week we've ever had.

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Originally recorded on August 2, PV put his thoughts out there on an insane MLB trade deadline while Smitty was on vacation. 

Did Jed Hoyer swing and miss on the Kris Bryant deal with the #SFGiants?  |  Craig Kimbrell for Nick Madrigal and Codi Heuer will live in #Cubs #WhiteSox infamy  |  Was Al Avila asleep at the wheel again, failing to move Jonathan Schoop? (NOTE: The answer is NO as Schoop subsequently agreed to a two-year extension with the #Tigers on August 7.)

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A victory for truth, justice, and the American way? #Braves defeat #Astros in 117th #WorldSeries  |  PETA shoves "Arm Barn" up everyone's ass  |  First shots fired in the $hitshow To End All $hitshows over new CBA  |  Jason McLeod leaving #Cubs is as mysterious as his time in the shadows of the organization  |  Defense loses championships for #WhiteSox  |  BREAKING: Buster Posey sudden retirement sparks questions for #SFGiants  |  Do the Fuckin' A's and Oakland have a fucking stadium deal or not?? Either way, they don't have a manager anymore  |  #Tigers not wasting any time fulfilling post-postseason agenda adding C Tucker Barnhart  |  Cleveland Guardians (the baseball club, not the roller derby team) are assholes  |  ASSTHETICS: Atlanta has an obvious solution to name issue

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Our obsessive Carlos Rodón pitch count watch continues into its third week while the Giants break unwritten rules and make history in unexpected ways  |  Will Oakland A's attendance eventually reach ZERO?  |  Anit-Hero of the Week: Can the pitch clock save baseball?  |  Joe Maddon reaches peak Joe Maddon with an irrational intentional walk that eventually worked out  |  Hordes of ignorant sports fans parachuted into the Clayton Kershaw perfect game debate to chime in with their uneducated opinions  |  Reds president Phil Castellini is the poster boy for inherited wealth entitlement and our Asshole of the Week

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After a three-month hiatus, we make our triumphant return... with a VENGEANCE!

If the #Tigers actually do the unthinkable and trade Tarik Skubal, Scott Harris had fucking better land the motherload of big-league-ready, future All-Star-level talent.

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed with the Motor City version of Nike's ill-fated City Connect uniforms.

Comcast, Bally Sports, and MLB combined forces to earn our Asshole of the Week (Year?) dishonor as millions of fans across the country cannot watch their local teams on TV.

A relatively easy second-half schedule should give #SFGiants fans some hope for a turnaround.

The Craig Counsell Effect certainly hasn't turned out to be what the #Cubs thought it would be.

When will Pete Crow-Armstrong stop swinging for the fences and focus on getting on base where he creates havoc for the opposition?

Is it really the right time for the #WhiteSox to trade Garrett Crochet and/or Luis Robert Jr.?

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Renteria and Coop feel the Wrath of Hahn, chaos ensues  |  Tony La Russa? Are you fucking kidding me??  |  More manager candidates emerge with varying degrees of plausibility  |  Postseason Talk: Can we just get to a Rays/Braves World Series already?  |  Strip Club Knife Fight: hair metal band name or a night out with Tommy Pham?  |  Billy Beane applies Moneyball to European lawn sport

CairoMania and LaRussaPalooza reached their dramatic conclusions as the #WhiteSox got swept out of the playoff picture over a miserable 6 days  |  Will Jerry Reinsdorf spend whatever it takes to keep his ballclub's championship window propped open?  |  How much blame does Rick Hahn share in the Sox failure?  |  Can # Tigers' new GM Scott Harris talk Miguel Cabrera into retiring and Justin Verlander into returning?  |  Tom Ricketts and the #Cubs are out of excuses not to spend BIG on free agents this offseason  |  #SFGiants need an overhaul, but the timing might be perfect for it  |  Can cynical minds enjoy the historic home run chases of Aaron Judge and Albert Pujols that seem a little too good to be true?

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Was the "play-in" game better than the current Wild Card system? | Soul-crushing #Cubs' collapse means David Ross and Jed Hoyer must shit or get off the pot in 2024 | Everybody hates Gabe Kapler, but Farhan Zaidi should be held responsible for the #SFGiants' second-half swoon | #Tigers' arrow is pointing up as Miguel Cabrera's fond farewell goes far better than expectations | #WhiteSox fans can only cling to hope that Chris Getz isn't as incompetent as his predecessors, or that Jerry Reinsdorf will die soon | Revisiting our pre-season NostraDumbass predictions proves we don't know what we're talking about | Luis Robert Jr. and Logan Webb take home our inaugural Badass of the Year honors

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#SFGiants make history in St. Louis AND Los Angeles while moving into second place in an up-for-grabs NL West | #Cubs make mincemeat of #Pirates and #Orioles ahead of British invasion to face #STLCards | Drunk bus driver takes Pirates on wild ride | Revisiting the historic 2023 shortstop free agent class | #Tigers turn June of Doom into a reason for scoreboard watching | Pedro Grifol attempts to defend lineup construction with fatally flawed logic | Rick Hahn lashes out at national media by shamefully framing his argument around James Fegan's layoff by The Athletic | Was Tim Anderson benched, hurt, or just butthurt in Seattle? | Mike Yastremski earns our Badass of the Week honor with honorable mentions to Christopher Morel and Lance Lynn | Rob Manfred isn't just an asshole, he's a sociopath with no regard for humanity | Introducing your 2023 Major League A*Holes All-Stars Infield!

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A panicking Renteria blew any chance the Sox had  |  Cubs are still suffering from premature cancellation issues  |  MLB postseason rife with anomalies and injuries  |  Crosstown Series Recap: Now who owns Chicago?  |  Asshole of the Week: Jimmy "Tough Guy" Cordero  |  More funny Shit We Couldn't Make Up

What kind of sweetheart deal did the #WhiteSox have to offer Will Venable to get him to want to be their manager? Is Jerry Reinsdorf really ready to sell his beloved Sox, or are there ulterior motives behind putting the idea out for public consumption? Will former top prospects and first-time free agents Yoan Moncada or Eloy Jimenez get Major League offers? Jed Hoyer finds fewer pathways to transform his chronically mediocre #Cubs as Cody Bellinger opts in and Nico Hoerner is forced to have surgery. Will Matt Chapman, Garrett Crochet, Tarik Skubal, or A.J. Hinch + the #Tigers bullpen take home BADASS of the Year honor? A couple of brainless Bronx jamokes steal headlines from an epic #WorldSeries matchup after assaulting Mookie Betts to earn our Asshole of the Week dishonor.

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Four games over .500 and just two games back in the division is not a bad place to be, but the #Cubs could easily be 17-5 if Adbert Alzolay hadn't blown FOUR saves in this young season. The wrong kind of history is being made on the Southside as the #WhiteSox set new standards for ineptitude. Maybe a little booing from #Tigers fans is all Javy Báez needed to begin to get back to his former dynamic self. Despite a slow start, the #SFGiants find themselves in the race for an unexpectedly mediocre NL West. Between a trio of no-hitters, a mammoth brawl, and some half-baked numeric coincidences for Cody Bellinger, it was a big weekend for This Day in Major League A*Holes History. ASSTHETICS: Mixed reviews for the # Mets' new Nike City Connect uniforms.

#Cubs have overachieved against top competition while underachieving versus the lower rung leaving them right where we thought they'd be — just below .500 | Willson Contreras returned to Wrigley Field with a #Cardinals organization in complete disarray | #Tigers win 3 consecutive series and expose the #Mets for the hilarious mess they are | Eduardo Rodriguez might be the best pitcher in the league and should be traded at the peak of his value | Sean Manaea has been every bit as shitty as the #SFGiants felt after their trip to Mexico | Beyond loosening the #WhiteSox logjam at 1B/DH, moving on from Jose Abreu is looking more and more like the right move | As bad as the AL Central is, should the floundering Sox press on for a potential division title or cut bait and trade expiring assets like Lucas Giolitto? | Luis Robert Jr. will get plenty of chances to take our Badass of the Week honor so it's time to give it to E-Rod | Grossly entitled billionaire heir to The Gap fortune and #Athletics owner John Fisher is doing his best George Costanza impersonation as he begs for taxpayers' money to earn our Asshole of the Week dishonor | #Mariners Nike City Connect uniforms make waves, but did they miss the mark?

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#Tigers top pitching prospect Jackson Jobe made an electrifying MLB Spring Training debut and could soon be a part of a young and deep rotation in Detroit. Rumor has it the #Yankees, #Rangers, #Padres, (and #Cubs?) are blowing up Chris Getz' cell with serious trade offers for Dylan Cease. Could some good old-fashioned positive regression lead to a better '24 season than most expect from the #WhiteSox? It couldn't be any worse than '23, could it? Jameson Taillon's balky back exposes a dangerously thin #Cubs starting rotation, but could Blake Snell, Jordan Montgomery, or even Cease be the answer this late in the game? Top prospect Pete Crow-Armstrong continues to look overmatched by Big League velocity. Fortunately, he has time to continue to develop on the smaller stage. ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK: Is Farhan Zaidi an asshole for screwing J.D. Davis out of $6M or is MLBPA Executive Director Tony Clark the asshole for not closing the CBA loophole the #SFGiants exploited to do so? National media is finally catching on that Oakland A's Chief Minister of Propaganda David Kaval is just a used car salesman and #Athletics owner John Fisher is a fool who just happened to inherit a bunch of money from his parents.

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Tuesday, March 1, 2022 will forever be known as #NOPEningDay as the owners unilaterally canceled the first two series of the season. And while the owners' lawyer, Rob Manfred is the easy punching bag, #MLB owners earn our Asshole of the Week dishonor. 

Looks like we'll be talking about a lot more selling than buying when Smitty gets back from vacation in mid-August  |  #Cubs hug it out in the dugouts as Willson Contreras plays his last game at Wrigley in Cubbie blue, but Ian Happ's future is a little more complicated  |  If Tarik Skubal and "just about everyone else" are traded, #Tigers fans are facing another five years of futility as an incompetent Al Avila is inexplicably allowed to embark on a second complete rebuild  |  "It is what it is" as Andrew Chafin creates his own "unfortunate situation" and earns our Asshole of the Week dishonor  |  After a brutal seven-game losing streak suddenly makes the #SFGiants sellers instead of buyers, should Carlos Rodón top their inventory list of assets to go?  |  Former Fuckin' A's draft pick Kyler Murray made the right choice to go to the NFL now that he's making more per year than Oakland's entire payroll  |  MLB.TV Big Inning could be baseball's equivalent of NFL RedZone

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Will the #SFGiants be buyers or sellers at the deadline? | Meanwhile, Kyle Hendricks' no-hit bid falls just short as #Cubs get surprising West Coast road series win | Marcus Stroman uses social and traditional media to try to leverage new deal | Injury plot twist subdues an inspirational Liam Hendriks story | Pedro Grifol fells wrath of Pete and #WhiteSox Twitter for defensive positioning gaffe | Will the real Tim Anderson please stand up? | June of Doom starts with #Tigers dumbest game ever in Chicago | If trying to defend his abysmal record as GM is all Al Avila is going to do, let's just hope this is the last time he speaks publicly, for his sake | #Athletics "Reverse Boycott" fan revolt gains momentum in Oakland while John Fisher's attempt to rob Nevada taxpayers sputters | Joc Pederson earns our Badass of the Week award with honorable mentions to Jace Peterson, Luis Robert Jr., Lucas Giolito, and Kyle Hendricks

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After a historic losing streak and falling 100 games below .500 in less than two seasons, the #WhiteSox finally put Pedro Grifol out of his misery.

#Cubs sweep the Crosstown Series and find themselves on the verge of playoff conversation.

Blake Snell quiets critics by making it past the 8th inning for the first time in his career and tosses another No-No of the Week.

After failing to reach the ultimate goal despite every advantage, does Jim Leyland deserve to have his number retired by the #Tigers?

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The #SFGIants were going to lose Game 5 and the NLDS whether Wilmer Flores swung or not, but it doesn't make the obvious blown call any easier to stomach  |  #Cubs attempt to fix their most glaring organizational failure with new GM, Carter Hawkins  |  Anti-Hero of the Week presented by Revolution Brewing: Joc Pederson  |  #RedSox fans too loud, obnoxious, and vulgar for FOX postgame show  |  Nightengale's bad tweet about #WhiteSox and Craig Kimbrel inexplicably gaining traction nationally  |  Ron Darling is an asshole who sounds just like James Woods

#CubTogether #ChangetheGame #DetroitRoots #ResilientSF #RiseandGrind #MakeItMajor

#Cubs win their first series at #Dodger since 2014, but not without welcomed and expected scrutiny for David Ross | Joe Maddon continues to have Bitter Beer Face over the end of his time on the North Side so we created a new segment around it | Immediately following Javy Báez' benching, a five-game winning streak that included three walk-off wins in a row has raised #Tigers fans' hopes... slightly | Whether it's injury or underperformance, the bottom line is Rick Hahn has spent over $100M on a bullpen that blows | Just when we thought it was behind him, Mike Clevinger rekindled outrage with "Gold Digger" stunt simply because he's an idiot | Even a resident possum couldn't help the Oakland #Athletics out of the cellar of our Power Rankings | Cody Bellinger's 5-tool performance earns our second Badass of the Week with honorable mention to Jake Burger, Patrick Wisdom, Eduardo Rodriguez, and Lucas Giolito | #Rangers new Nike City Coonect uniforms are all hat and no cattle | Even with so much psitive momentu for #MLB, Rob Manfred just can't help himself from ruining it by waging his labor war against the players so publicly

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April Fool's hijinks and Opening Day roster surprises  |  Javy Baez is NOT Francisco Lindor just like Anthony Rizzo is NOT Paul Goldschmidt, so STOP fucking comparing them  |  Trying to stream Marquee Network is a completely FUBAR experience  |  NostraDumbass: Predictions for MVP, Cy Young, and ROY  |  Bad Tweets: Where are all the White Sox fans?

#Cubs #WhiteSox #Tigers #Giants #Athletics #MLB #OpeningDay

Yeah, of course, it sucks losing Eloy Jiménez for 5-6 months, but the Sox still have lots of options in LF  |  Do the Math: Capacity expanded to 25% at Wrigley/Sox Park (kinda?)  |  Cubs' drug mule gets busted with A LOT of product  | Our 'NostraDumbass' predictions for the 2021 season are so hot, they will melt your face!!!

#Cubs #WhiteSox #Tigers #Giants #Athletics

The #Tigers are *arguably* the HOTTEST team in baseball since the All-Star break  |  Could Jonathan Schoop and Jose Cisnero be on the move from Motown to the Southside?  |  Stellar #WhiteSox vs. #Brewers pitching matchups could be a #WorldSeries preview |  More minor league drama for Yermin Mercedes and Eloy Jiménez  |  Lance Lynn, Sox consummate budding relationship with 2-year, $38M extension  |  Kris Bryant's "fatigued" hamstring awakens in time to squash tired injury narrative for the #Cubs just before the trade deadline  |  Potential Craig Kimbrel trade partners list grows  |  A disinterested Anthony Rizzo might get a wakeup call in Boston or New York  |  Despite criticism, Javy Baez is still among MLB elite  |  #SFGiants remain #ResilientSF despite limited expectations  |  It's officially time for the #Athletics and the City of Oakland to break the fuck up  |  Sticky Fingers Sticky Balls cliffhanger resolved in very predictable fashion  |  Does Bob Nightengale have some sort of cognitive disability we probably shouldn't be making fun of any more?  |  Mysterious sponsor patch appears on #MLB umpires' uniforms  |  ASSTHETICS: Even Cleveland seemed embarrassed by the release of their boring new name and amateurish logo set

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