Lost On Lost (Lost On Lost)

What came first, the Egg or the Town?! Adam and JP are once again joined by Kevin Heyer to discuss a courtroom procedural episode starring Kate. This might not be 12 Angry Men, but there are at least 3 dudes who are frustrated. On the island, Locke plays dictator in the Others Village while Kate pulls a Scooby-Doo Prank on Hurley. If you put up with all that nonsense for 50 minutes you will be rewarded with the best prize we can give. We FINALLY talk about the Lost Missing Pieces: Jin Has a Temper-Tantrum On the Golf Course. Probably the best 4 minutes of this show that exist. Enjoy.

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The time for the incident is near! Ali and Chris Theabo join us to figure out how to set a nuke to airplane mode. Jacob drops in on all of our heroes. Nerds continue to get in the way. And Ali shares all her knowledge about boats. I can't stress enough, how much Ali is a boat expert. All things maritime. She loves it.

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What happens when you cross three former altar boys with a twenty-year-old mystery box television show? Listen now for the answer as JP & Adam are joined once again by fan-favorite Nic Thorson! Topics include Egyptology, cheesesteaks, Adam Haas, and the power of love (both the metaphysical force and the Huey Lewis and the News song)! And in an effort to broaden their audience, this episode is rated PG-13 (basically) so bring the kids!

And when you're done listening here, head on over to Chatsworth (for you Los Angeles locals) or https://www.youtube.com/@MillenniumProWrestling to check out Nic's contribution to the squared circle!

"Hey Dad, keep my Frogurt on the grill, you know how I like mine extra charred!"

Patty Robinson returns to LoL to LIE to us. This Hurley episode, may or may not have originally been the Weekend at Bernie's 3 script.  We discuss the hotness of Ben, seeing a guy about a dead guy, and how many Perc 30 it takes for a good afternoon. 

This might be the most informative podcast that has ever existed. Would we LIE to you?!

Join JP, Adam, and this week's guest/Adam's roommate, Adam Haas (who loves Lost and absolutely wanted to be on the show, and not just because he was indefinitely trapped in the apartment due to the ongoing global pandemic)! Plenty of chat to be had regarding Father's Day, dysentery, and for some reason, the film "The Aviator". Are you Lost on Lost? Because we sure are!

This week, Lead Researcher Alex Tuchi joins JP & Adam for their first foray into the flash-sideways timeline. Is it anything like that Alexander Payne movie "Sideways"? No, not really. But they both have a car crash, so that's something. Topics include rizz, chicken, and letting go. It's Everybody Loves Hugo here on Lost on Lost!

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Who loves lamp? WE LOVE LAMP!

Join JP & Adam and returning guest Kevin Heyer on a quick tour of the survivors' new digs, a dank-ass cave! This week's topics include punk-pop bands, post-punk bands, and post-pre-pop-punk bands. And along the way, we discover what would scare the boys to their cores. Hint: it's a giant moth.

Come into the light, my brothers, mothers, and others. It's THE MOTH, man.

What up, LoLheads? Charlie Moe from Charlie's Movie Reviews joins JP & Adam to talk Adrift. Topics include Kramer vs. Kramer, ammo storage, trail mix, and low-rise jeans. No more jokes, because we've got a lot of links! It's Adrift, here on Lost On Lost!

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Yet again another episode where JP was unavailable so we asked the most qualified Lost expert in the business to co-host. They weren't available, so we got Carter again. Adam and Carter are joined by resident wrestling expert Nic Thorson as they try to grapple with this Sayid centric episode. You won’t catch Lost on Lost sleeping on the job (like some island doctors), we are going to discuss this episode for THE GREATER GOOD of all mankind (or at least for the folks that tune in every week).

You have three options: Run, Hide, or Manage Deadlines. Adam and JP are joined by Jake Jacobson (who has never been stranded on an island), to tackle this mass exodus (of 4 people). Our hero's only have a few hours until they mysterious Others come and smoke em' out. Will the survivors get the raft in the water? Will Rousseau get a mothers day card? Will Walt finish watching Power Rangers? Airports might suck but this episode is Dy-No-Mite!

It's the classic tale of woman meets man in an airport bar, man convinces woman to fly half way around the world, they both go on a bender, and the man drunkly screams at a person in the rain. 

This week Adam and JP are joined by Eric as they discuss codenames, Oklahoma City (Oklahoma), and some dead lady name Libby. They also get to weigh in on everyone's favorite comedy topic, POLICE REFORM. Is there anyone more qualified to talk about all this? Yes, anyone else. Literally anyone else.

This week we are joined by a guest that could really sustain a drug habit, Tom Offer-Westort.

We explore Charlie's smack addiction and how this leads him down the road of (not) pulling off highly elaborate cons.

Claire is back, and she doesn't remember how infuriating she is.

Ethan proves that he's the best at getting punched in the face.

And we talk about Jane Austin's masterpiece, 2 Pride 2 Prejudice.

Damon Lindelof apparently didn't like this episode... WE CAN'T IMAGINE WHY!

Welcome back LoLheads! Are we finally talking about Desmond? You know it! JP and Adam are joined by the wonderful Nicholas Slayton to talk about geometry, Superman, and getting wine drunk!

We also chat about why Jin rules (natch), who likes who, and who "like" likes who! And once you're done with that, check out Nicholas' James Bond show, The Other Fellas, at the YouTube link below. AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THAT, check out some of Nicholas' articles at Task & Purpose!

We should all get off our phones and go camping with the boys more, but then we'd miss out on all this dope content. Damned if you do, and damned if you don't, it's CATCH-22 on Lost on Lost!

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If you think you know Lost, you're dead effing wrong. Ki Werner returns, and she's go no patience for timey-wimey BS. Join her and the boys on a record-skipping jaunt through the Lost timeline, while they talk about the size of JP's forehead, the in-person unattractiveness of Adam, and a Sayid/Hurley action-comedy spinoff. It's all Because You Left, so come on back to Lost on Lost!

Adam and JP are joined once again by Jake Mandel for the (one and only) Boone episode. This episode really focuses on the family and how important it is to keep your loved ones close... NO, NOT THAT CLOSE. 

Locke cooks up more of his famous, home-made puddin'. Hurley refines his culinary palette. Boone gets tied up in work and can't help with the hatch operations. And Kate... well... Kate is in this one too. 

DOROTHY, HIT EM!

He's not just a guest, not even a special guest. Very Special Guest Mike Traylor returns to Lost on Lost to talk FlashFoward on the Lost Effect. Topics include Hector the Landscaper, 12 Step Recovery, and Miguel Cabrera. So pour yourself a few fingers of McClutchin and join us for a chat about FlashForward. The one from 2009, not from 1995.

Why is Seth MacFarlane in this?

Trailer Hitch is in the house! James Lieske joins JP and Adam to talk about all the best cowboys, and whether or not they have daddy issues. Spoiler alert: THEY DO! Between Michael, Christian, Locke, Charlie, and Ethan, this episode should have been called All The Best Daddies Have Cowboy Issues! Also, James missed the point and watched 11 episodes of Lost to prepare for his appearance on the show. Good thing he was trapped in his house at the time. Also, Claire is missing. Again.

Baby, oh baby! Who like retcons? WE LIKE RETCONS! JP & Adam are joined by the quintessential New Yorker (am I using that right? Who cares.) Chrissy Ruiz to talk Exposé! She wanted to be here since the beginning, and it was worth the wait!

Topics include pheromones, sleep paralysis, the movie "Under Siege", and stealing money from orphans. And along the way, Nikki and Paolo grow on us like mildew in your shower. Yeah, it happened, but it's gross.

If you could pick who would investigate your murder, who would it be? And why would it be Hurley? It's Exposé here on Lost on Lost!

We're in the wild! Brian Markovich joins the show to chat about salsa, kilometers, and what it's like to see someone naked for the first time. JP, Adam, and Brian do their best to find the true meaning of "Tabula Rasa" and what it could mean for the survivors of Flight 815.

Topics include mortgages, PIT maneuvers, and finger guns. And it wouldn't be an episode of Lost On Lost without some questionable Australian accents.

We all died in that crash, but Lost On Lost brought us back to life. It's Tabula Rasa!

Trailer Hitch is back again! Kevin Heyer joins Adam and JP to talk about why everybody hates Hugo. Everybody? Everybody. Even DJ Qualls (probably). Kevin tests his cannibalism detector, Jack continues to be a creep, and everyone falls in love with Rose and Bernard. Jesus is on the phone, and he wants to know about your car's extended warranty. 

A BONUS EPISODE?! Adam and JP take a quick break from Lost to discuss The Work Trip. What was the work trip? Did we like it/was it good? Why did JP always sound like he was recording from a bunker?

Today we answer this and more (maybe less).

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Are you looking for laughs? Then let's take a lap through... the Santa Rosa Mental Health Institute. Mark Duntz joins JP & AB for an exploration of "Dave" from season two.

Topics include Coors Light, Goldfish crackers, and anti-psychotics. Do you have questions? Mark sure does. Do we have answers? Absolutely not.

Dave's not here, man. AND HE'LL NEVER BE HERE. It's "Dave" on Lost on Lost!

Resident Lost enthusiast and riptide expert Chrissy Ruiz joins Adam and JP on an adventure down the rabbit hole. White Rabbit has more than just Bad Jefferson Airplane puns; it has water thievery, kid fights, and haunted dolls. What could be cooler than that? (Other than wearing a suit with sneakers... that's top tier cool)

Where are the flotation devices?

Does Boone have a thought behind his eyes?

Will Joanna make the swim team?

Tune in and find out.

My ghost dad went out for smokes 25 years ago, but he'll be back when he hears this episode of Lost on Lost!

Forget the cannoli, take the ax. Adam and JP are once again joined by the world's most local celebrity, Noah Totzke to discuss "?". Our hosts are left with more questions than answers after this one. Is Locke just going through an emo phase? Will Mr. Eko permanently trade his stick for the ax? Does everyone get a headbutt? How old is that young, old girl? Does anyone remember Boone?

Also there is a missing piece that may or may not have been a butt dial from an old cell phone. 

Have you ever wanted to listen to three unmarried men weigh in on television weddings? If so, this is the episode for you. Special guest Carter Wedl helps us breakdown wedding decor, background checks, and Dwayne Wade. We also watch our first Missing Pieces episode; Arzt and Crafts.

If you're currently on the run from the law and need to know how NOT to live a secret life, listen to this episode ASAP. 

Just when you thought the podcast couldn't get more random! We dive into the early careers of Carlton Cuse and  Damon Lindelof. Three random episodes of Nash Bridges. Three random episodes of The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. All 6 in an hour speed run. What could go wrong?

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Pacing? Where we’re going, we don’t need pacing.

Ki and Eric return to discuss this double length season finale. Based off the run time of the episode, you can tell we didn’t have double the amount of things to say. However we do talk about turgid rafts, wale tail’s, puberty, and jean swimming.

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This week Adam and JP are joined by special guest Freddy Nick to discuss Deus Ex Machina.  God from the machine eh? Is that machine the trebuchet? This episode needed more trebuchets.

Sweet Baby Boi John Locke has a hatch adventure with future dead guy Boone. We tackle Locke's questionable life choices, questionable clothing choices, and his questionable hair styles (that is definitely not a wig).

Does Sawyer actually know how to read?

Will Goldie Survive?

Will NERF sponsor the show?

Tune in to find out!

Hey Eddie, how's the family?

Who likes to cry?! Local Feminist/Firefighter Kim Davister returns to LoL to talk about ...In Translation with JP and Adam. Topics include arson, water features, and the increasingly blurry lines between private enterprise and government oversight. Oh, and they talk about relationships and open communication and stuff.

Apologies for the long episode, we had such a blast recording that we forgot to watch the clock. And you'll have a blast, too! It's ...In Translation on Lost on Lost!

We're talking pendulums pendulums pendulums! Adam and JP are once again joined by Adam Haas to talk about (Jane Austin) 316. Our hero's spend 47 minutes waiting to board a plane... THAT'S ABOUT IT. Well, maybe there is a little more. Like EDC Jugs in an ankle holster, prescription mirrored orthopedic shoes, and of course FRANK. If you want to get a pair of our dads shoes, you have to listen to the whole episode.

What are these two cities? Is one of them where Jack is in a cage? Or Sawyer is in a cage? Or Kate is in a cage? Our heroes spend some quality time behind bars and we spend some quality time dunking on them. This week Adam and JP are joined by Nick Schreiter (aka Mr. Shaina Desotelle) as they navigate the waters of Jack’s divorce. If you think he was crazy BEFORE he was stranded on a jungle island, just wait until you see how he acts around the woman he “loves.” Yes, that means Julie Bowen is here. No, that does not mean she saves the episode. 

Take that Doc (tor Jack Shepard) Brown!

Every one who didn't have a baby and bail on the show, take one step forward. NOT SO FAST, JAMES!

If you were waiting with bated breath for James Lieske's triumphant return to LoL, sorry but you'll have to wait a little longer. But good news! Kim Davister jumps on to chop it up with JP & Adam about all kinds of stuff. Topics include cover vs. concealment, gut flora, Doug, and bangin' nerds. It's a laugh riot, so check it out! It's The Shape of Things To Come on Lost on Lost!

And huge congrats to Lost On Lost alums James and Jenny on their new addition to the fam!

ONE HUNDRED.

Hard to believe, but JP & Adam have taken Lost On Lost to the century mark! Jose Reyes joins up to do some recon on whether he should watch Lost or not. Topics include blind dates, vendettas, canoes, and OPFOR! If you've been with us for all 100 episodes, we thank you from the bottom of our hearts. And if you haven't listened to all 100 episodes, YOU'VE GOT SOME CATCHING UP TO DO!

It's Recon, on Lost On Lost!

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

It's the Lost on Lost Season One Finale, and the boys are joined by fan-favorite/husband Chris Theabo to talk Through the Looking Glass! Topics include the band Bush, the band Drive Shaft, the band Hall & Oates, and the band Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.

Also, keep your ears open for a super secret special surprise right around the 36 minute mark. It'll knock your eyebrows off!

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Bad news, LoLheads - Adam is stuck in traffic. Good news - Eric is here to save the day!

Ki Werner is on a quick turnaround, and she joins JP & Eric to talk D.O.C.! These three prenatal experts get into it all. Topics include: mega-hotness, the Won-to-USD exchange rate, and actual angels.

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Do you like flashbacks? OF COURSE YOU DO! Everyone likes flashbacks! Join JP, Adam, and Coach B on the nickel tour of the shittier half of the Island. We finally get proper introductions to those fan-favorite Lost characters: Cindy the flight attendant, broken leg guy, and Nathan.

Oh yeah, and Bernard, Mr. Eko, Libby, and Ana Lucia.

Everyone who didn't watch 45 year old reruns of Saturday Night Live during the pandemic, please take a step forward.

Not so fast, Coach. It's The Other 48 Days!

Alright, roll out the neonatal experts! James Lieske returns to get THE WHOLE TRUTH from JP & AB. Topics include JP's aging prostate, Adam's shrinking bladder, and James' sleep apnea. Also, how hot Sun and Jin are, as per. It's The Whole Truth on Lost on Lost

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Blu-Ray Correspondent Justin Nickels returns to talk some Season 5 Lost with JP & Adam! Topics include "Getting Lost" the documentary, trolley problems, and getting BttF'd. You can't change the past, but you can listen to a podcast. It's Whatever Happened, Happened on Lost on Lost!

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Vacuums... FOR GHOSTS!

Mike Traylor returns once again to CONFIRM(ED) whether or not Adam and JP are DEAD. 

This episode is all about the freighter folks and why they are making their way to the Island.

This episodes topics include: Speaker phone etiquette, 6 Flags hot vs Trader Joes hot, and if Directors are good for anything besides drinking Lacroix

Matt Kluge stops by to talk The Economist with Adam & JP! Topics include professional wrestling, golfing, science experiments, and sexy, erotic thrillers (or lack thereof). Will the survivors finally get off the island? Will Kate contribute in a meaningful way? Will anyone toss on a rally cap? Find out here on Lost on Lost!

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This week we are Briggin’ it up with special guest Matt Scales. Everyone on the island has serious daddy issues, including John Locke (well, not for much longer). We break down all the classic Lost talking points; knots, olives, and tents. We are just plum pickled to bring this episode to you. 

We might not (quite) be in Portland but we sure are having a good time, wherever we are. Adam and JP are joined by Jon Weiss (and Chat GPT) to deconstruct this Juliet episode. Topics discussed are Dropping Danny on a Dime (the spiritual successor to Wet Whisperin Walt),  super sick raves,  and the punctuality of public transportation. 

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Longest two weeks ever, amirite?! Bob Ekdahl from The Movie Blast Podcast joins the boys to talk all things Numbers! "What does that entail?" you might ask. Great question.  JP, Adam, and Bob tackle curses, calculators, and dope-ass R&B hits. But wait, there's more! Predator makes a return to the discussion, because of course it does. There's a fresh round of "Horrible Australian Accents" and Bob shows off a voice as smooth as honey.

It's NUMBERS, baby!

The Mad Dawg Returns!

"Mark Duntz" joins Adam & JP for a quick meet-and-greet with Kevin Johnson. Topics include gun purchasing laws, salty sailors, and puberty. This is a super interesting episode of Lost, and by super interesting we of course mean it's hardly cohesive and borderline irresponsible to watch out of order. BUT THAT HASN'T STOPPED US YET! It's Meet Kevin Johnson on Lost On Lost!

HOLY HELL WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS DUMB IDEA FOR 50 EPISODES! Adam and JP are joined once again by resident money counting expert Jusin Nickels for another series of Sawyer schemes. We've been counting down the days since our  $700,000 episode and it's about to pay off. This Loooooong con of ours has it all; MRI machines, coconuts, the unabomber, and EVEN MORE TALK ABOUT SHANNON'S DEATH. 

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Hoo boy, are y'all in for a treat! Blu-Ray Correspondent Justin Nickels joins JP & Adam to break down Jack's mystical soul voyage to Phuket. Topics include beach sodas, missing kids, and "watching". It's weird. BUT AWESOME. It's Stranger In A Strange Land!

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When the cats are away, JP and Adam will talk about Layer Cake and then have to cut it from the episode. No guest this week, as the boys are on a solo mission to figure out why Ana Lucia Cortez was even on Lost in the first place. In this, the second and final Ana Lucia-centric episode, nary a redeeming quality is discovered, but they have fun looking, I suppose.

Despite the whole "Ana Lucia sucks" thing, Collision has a lot going for it. Island golf, rad pants, dog reunions, and cinematography that can occasionally be described as "vaseline-y". And despite the centric character being a murderer, the episode is actually kinda good. OR IS IT? Only one way to find out! Listen now, LoLheads!

Is The Constant the best episode of Lost? Who knows? Is this the best episode we've released this week? Absoluetly! Jacob Oller returns with a paper he wrote in college about this episode. Adam and JP might try to copy his homework on this one. Desmond is unstuck from time and he needs to find something to ground himself or he will die. What keeps us grounded is old episodes of Columbo. What keeps you grounded is this podcast. 

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The compass was never created, but thank god this podcast was!

Chris Watters returns to settle a Euphonium beef and discuss Follow the Leader. Topics include: when handcuffs are cool, who is the president, and the Widmore family tree.

If you want more than that, CALL MY LAWYER!

Freddy Nick takes time out of what passes for paternity leave in this hellhole country to talk Lighthouse! Topics include Jo Bu, taquitos, LA traffic, and the band KISS.

*whisper whisper* What's that? *whisper* We had to cut the KISS stuff for time? Ah, beans.

Oh well. I'm sure we'll talk about some band. It's the LIGHTHOUSE here on Lost On Lost!

Yo yo yo! Welcome back to Lost On Lost! Join Adam and... Carter? and Patty to see what's the score with Left Behind. JP is out picking up smokes, so Carter helps Adam and Patty talk about horrible disguises, gas canisters, and the continued farcical ineptitude of the U.S. Marshals Service.

Topics include scams, schemes, and resource management. And! Go check out Cousin Arthur's (Adam's little brother) debut album, Gut Feeling! You can buy it on Bandcamp (https://cousinarthurmusic.bandcamp.com/album/gut-feeling) or stream it on Spotify. Check it out now!

Oh, and also, enjoy us dunking on the world's worst fugitive, Kate/Lucy/Monica Austen. It's Left Behind on Lost On Lost!

JP Russell will return in CATCH-22!

We get one feel-good episode a season, AND HERE IT IS! Kim Davister returns to Lost on Lost to establish the all important short-shorts-belt-loop-pulling-events hierarchy.

Kim and the boys cover hope vs. internal combustion engine mechanics, the shelf life of off-brand beer, and the non-verbal acting skills of Daniel Dae Kim. Cheech Marin and his wig finally make it on to Lost, and not a moment too soon for Mama Reyes.

When it comes to the "best episode of Lost" conversation, Tricia Tanka is Dead has to be in the mix. But when it comes to the best episode of Lost on Lost, this one is tied for first WITH THE LAST 35 EPISODES! It's Tricia Tanaka is Dead on Lost on Lost!

It's that time of the week again. Time for Shannon to lose Vincent again (and for us to talk about Lost). Adam and JP are joined by Ki Werner to unpack Man of Science, Man of Faith. We're assuming the man of Science is Arzt and the man of faith is Eko (we refuse to elaborate further). 

What is in the Hatch? When will the Others attack?  When will Jack stop sweating? We'll answer the questions even if the show decides not to!

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Major Melons returns to talk Lost with Adam & JP! Topics include sources of limitless power, Dharma Banquet beer, and the "F" word. Well, an "F" word, anyway. And if you've been missing Missing Pieces, your long wait is over. We've got a mobisode about smoochin' and an episode about... something. It's Some Like It Hoth on Lost on Lost!

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This week Adam and JP deploy the Anti Claire Countermeasures (ACC) with some new guests...their mothers. They discuss motherhood, amnesia, and shirtless Mr. Eko. 

Will Claire remember her past?

Will Kate remember to be a real character in the show?

Will the moms dunk more on the show or the hosts?

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM... oh wait...

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Back to season 1, and it is so good to be here. OR IS IT? Oh snap, classic con. It's Confidence Man, with special guest Mike Heyer, one half of the powerhouse from Nuke It From Orbit! We're talking about our first Sawyer episode of the podcast, and man alive, does that guy suck. If Lost wanted us to hate James Ford, they're killing it. Also, the producers missed a huge opportunity re: Abigail Breslin. But early Larry Fong? *chef's kiss*

Who's ready to talk about enhanced interrogation!? Josh Seward (codename: Finch) stops by the show to win (or lose?) LoL's first (and last) round of "Torture Tool Time", thereby forever altering his friendship with JP and Adam. Other topics include the Gulf War, CIA vs. DIA, bag soda, and poisonous frogs. We also finally answer the question "Do JP, Adam, and Finch understand inflation?" The answer is no, obviously they don't.

Everyone who doesn't care where Jack is, take one step forward. Not so fast, Ana Lucia. It's ONE OF THEM!

Enter 77 is one of those episodes of Lost that asks more questions than it answers.

Things like: What other games do you have on the computer? Can horses survive explosions? And, WHY DID YOU SAY THE NAME AMIRA?

You know... classic Lost questions. Luckily Bre Solmone joined us this week to hopefully answer some of these questions. Or at the very least help us find the ping pong ball in the sand.

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Adam and JP are joined by Brett Charles and Jack Kelly for this double length episode (plus a Missing Pieces). This episode has everything: magnet farts, exploding Charlie, crying tree/pouting ponds, Scottish accents, and sky noises. If you want anything else, go listen to another podcast! (Please don't go listen to another podcast, we very much appreicate you being here.)

Adam and JP are once again joined by resident tequila expert, Kevin Heyer to discuss Fire + Water. If you think about it, tequila is kinda just fire + water. This week we get deeper into Charlie's tragic back story. Wait... I said that wrong. We TRAGICALLY have to watch more of Charlie's back story. Meanwhile on the island Charlie keeps trying to drown ... err.. baptize baby Aaron. At least we get to see grown men in diapers! WAIT... WE DIDN'T WANT THAT EITHER! Oh man, this is going to be a long one.

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What's up LoLheads? Kylie Hodges is here to provide some off-the-books business coaching to JP & Adam. Topics include fashion mistakes, The Real Housewives, and the only lawyer in Los Angeles. And strap in for a fresh new episode of Canonical Knots! It's The Little Prince here on Lost on Lost!

Check out Kylie's show, How We Belong, at the podcast store - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how-we-belong/id1736250908 and find Kylie on IG at https://www.instagram.com/kyliehodges/

Join JP and Adam at the place where all great journeys start, the beginning. Join the boys and their first guest, Noah Totzke of Nuke It From Orbit, as they talk about the pilot episode of Lost. What they liked, what they didn't, and why they did or didn't like those things. They crack jokes, tell stories, and Adam embarrassingly gets Reba McEntire confused with Bonnie Raitt. Once it's all said and done, they're onto the next one. Which won't be Tabula Rasa.

Adam and JP are once again joined by the wonderful Jack Kelly (we had to book Jack in between viewings of Severance) to discuss DEAD IS DEAD. This episode has EVERYTHING! And by that we of course mean: horse noises, the morality of baby theft, and we name EVERY character in the show. This episode my not be the cure to male loneliness, but it's a pretty good place to start. 

Finally! An episode that answers the age-old question of what Kate did. Kiana Werner joins JP and Adam on an equestrian adventure hitherto unseen or heard in the LoLdom. Listen along as Adam's fragile memory confuses the rank of Colonel and Master Sargent, and as JP's non-existent memory fails to realize from where he recognizes Edward Mars. Mysteries abound in this episode! Mysteries like "What happened to Shannon?" and "What happened to Walt?" and "Did JP remember to let Ki out of the recording booth/closet?" All (none) of these questions answered, plus what DID Kate do? 

The most flashiest flash back that ever flashed back. We go back to... old times... to see some history of the island. This would be a super meaningful and interesting bit of lore, if we had watched this show in order. We look back on the life of the deep and meaningful characters of... MOTHER... and... BOY...

We talk about wells, looms, and magnets.

Much like Mother and her sons, Jenny has a favorite son (podcast co-host) and we're going to figure out who it is!

Lost On Lost is definitely in its Desmond era! Adam Haas rejoins the show to talk all about his boy, Desmond. Topics include drinking songs, horrible fathers, OSHA regulations, and f*#$ing TIME TRAVEL. Join Haas, JP & Adam on a whirlwind tour of Desmond's life in 1996, as his untethered consciousness meanders its way back to 2004.

Make your own kind of music!? In this economy!?

It's Flashes Before Your Eyes on Lost On Lost!

Jake Mandel is the new arbiter of JP & Adam's TV time. A wayward text combined with a decades-long fascination with post-apocalyptic video games has culminated in this: an off-schedule episode of Lost on Lost about the new Fallout television program. Topics include... tato.

That's it, just tato. CHECK IT OUT!

And come back next week for your regularly scheduled out-of-order nonsense!

"Submarine? NOT ON MY WATCH!" - John Locke

"My son in a high rise building? NOT ON MY WATCH!" - Anthony Cooper

"Ben gets taken hostage? ON MY WATCH!" - Tom Friendly

"This episode goes undiscussed? NOT ON OUR WATCH!" - Lost on Lost

This week, Adam and JP are joined by Jeff Leinenkugel to FINALLY find out how our Sweet Baby Boy JL ends up in his wheelchair. 

When you have some time, head on over to youtube and check out the Jeff's student's projects at: https://www.youtube.com/@littleelmtv3868

Lost On Lost can drink, baby! Grab yourself a room temp Capri Sun, and join JP and Adam on a quick mapping expedition of Solitary! Resident Assistant Director-at-large Chris tries his best to keep the boys focused, but can't help cracking a few zingers of his own. Who hates Jack? That'd be Chris. Who loves Locke? That'd be JP. Who misses Jin? That'd be Adam. Who thinks Rousseau is weird? That'd be everyone. Good weird? Maybe. Bad weird? No such thing.

We're talking golf, rashes, and, hotel bedding, folks.

Alone again? Naturally.* It's SOLITARY!

*Apologies to Gilbert O'Sullivan.

Time for some reefer madness with ol' Johnny Locke! This week on Lost On Lost, the boys are joined by Senior Set Dressing Correspondent Matt Susterich to talk fake fur, fake hatches, and fake hitchhikers! Topics include airport groupies, tie-dye, polyfill, and floating mushrooms.

Plenty of unanswered questions in another season 3 episode, but plenty of laughs to go along with them. This episode is Tonka Tuff, baby! It's Further Instructions on Lost On Lost !

We've talked about Jack's bedside manner but this week we are going to talk about Jack's trying to get into bed manner. YouKnowWhatImSayin? Adam and JP are once again joined by resident Julie Bowen expert, Alena Karkanias. We get deep into fan fiction, unnamed Italian men, and why Jin looks so damn cute wearing a boonie cap. 

And for the first time ever we try to riff track a mobisode (holy hell, is that a real sentence?)

Also, go check out Alena's fantastic content over on TikTok and all the other platforms: linktr.ee/peterpantomime

Yo yo, LoLheads! Jake Jacobson is back to follow up on all his Kate-related questions from Exodus Part Fun. Topics include wrestling, trauma responses, and... let me check my notes... oh yeah, the movie Heat. Surprised? You better be, 'cuz this episode is full of twists and turns!

Check out Jake on twitter at https://twitter.com/Th3Composer and on Twitch at https://www.twitch.tv/dtjcomposer

The title of this episode is a pun, FYI. It's Whatever The Case May Be on Lost On Lost!

Did you know that if you lose your wedding ring, you've got to find it before midnight or you are legally divorced? Well, that's what JP thinks, anyway. This week, the boys welcome Kim Davister to the show, to talk about the ups and downs of the dating world. Other topics include: direct vs. indirect lighting, cannibalism vibes, and JPs DeviantArt page. As an added bonus, Kim makes an incredibly underrated Robin Hood: Men In Tights reference. It's Lost on Lost... And Found! Get it? Get it? Anyone?

Fine.

I'll be on DeviantArt, if anyone needs me.

Do you value your luggage more than your life?

Do you always check the expiration date on your traps?

Do you watch BattleBots and Baywatch at the same time?

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions you might be suffering from What Kate Does. The only remedy is to check out this episode of Lost on Lost with special guest Eric England. (If you have a burning sensation, it's completely unrelated and not a side effect of Lost on Lost)

Also if you're hungry or thirsty, head on over to some places Eric recommends!

Heyo, LoLheads! Axe Expert Kim Davister is back with JP & Adam to talk House of the Rising Sun. It's 80% bee jokes.

AHHHHH! NOT THE BEES! @#&%!

Jack's back, baby! It is time, once again, to get spun around in season 3! Jack Kelly joins JP & Adam to chat about cages, pacemakers, and classic American literature.

Do you memorize long passages of books you read in high school to quote in your everyday life? Because we sure don't! We ran a little long this week, but we had lots to say. IN FACT, we had to cut about 10 minutes of chat about Severance. But on the plus side, every once in a while, you can tell that Adam is eating a doughnut. 

If you want a doughnut, TOO BAD! It's Every Man For Himself on Lost on Lost!

Heyo, LoLheads! Welcome back to the show that won't stop! THE MATTHEW TUCKER stops by to chat Abandoned with JP & Adam. Topics include the dryer, nicknames, and American new wave band The B-52's.

We didn't want to or need to know more about Shannon, so lucky for us this Shannon-centric episode doesn't actually tell us much about her. But at least we have many more Shannon episodes in the future to rectify that.

What's that?

Just the one, huh?

Well then. It's ABANDONED on Lost On Lost!

Micah Pollard joins JP & Adam for a quick lap through the aqueduct on Born To Run! What Kate did continues to haunt her, (and the LoLdom) as she tries to reconnect with Aunt Zelda, and the kid from Iron Will. Plenty of subterfuge and crummy cops abound in this, the penultimate episode of Lost season 1.

Who's in charge of safety meetings on Survivor Beach? Which one is Scott, or Steve, or whoever? Is there a convincing way to shoot Hawaii as Iowa?

All those questions, and no answers for them, coming up to your ears right NOW!

These hips don't lie and neither do the numbers! We sit down and reflect on the first half of the podcast. What worked, what didn't, and what is in store for the next half of the show? Also, Adam breaks down all the stats from the last three seasons of Lost. It's like when you're reading the Iliad, Book 2 and Homer has already spent 300 lines listing the ships and their men, and there's another 200 lines to go... THAT'S ENOUGH NUMBERS.

IT'S A DOUBLE LENGTH EPISODE FOLKS, SO TUCK IN!

JP & Adam are joined by former Trailer Hitchers Kevin & James to tackle the two-hour season 1 finale. Topics include misogyny, overwriting, fanaticism, and infidelity. Some classic LoL mysteries are solved, while new ones crop up in their places, such as "Why was this episode three parts?"

Everyone who liked this episode, take one step forward. Not so fast, JP!

And while you're at it, Trailer Hitch is still on YT at https://www.youtube.com/@trailerhitchpodcast6506 so check out Kevin & James' labor of love, before it disappears into the ether forever!

You've wanted it, you've waited for it, you've been oh so patient. It's Lost On Lost's first Claire-centric episode, and in the words of guest Brett Charles, it's "sufficient."

Topics include secret families, nets, quaaludes, and questionable set design. We also discover and name the primary antagonist of Lost On Lost, whose notorious soft focus is the bane of JP's viewing experience.

Enjoy our excellent, if occasionally tangential, analysis of Par Avion, and once you're done there, check out Knokx Pro Wrestling at knokxpro.com and on IG and Twitter.

Also, birds aren't real.

This week on Lost on Lost, Patty Robinson joins Adam & JP to say goodbye to Mr. Eko. But it won't be goodbye forever, because we haven't finished watching Season 2!

Topics this week include the Catholic Church, advice on on using full range of motion in your pull-ups, and Mystery Team. We also ask the important question: is there a difference between BDE and DDE? The answer is just a few sweet minutes away. If you forgot your wallet, that's no problem. We can go halfsies on the Cost of Living, this week on Lost on Lost!

It's taken 18 episodes but we have finally arrived at a Mr Eko Episode! Adam and JP are joined by musical genius and resident kilometer expert, Mike Traylor.  

Does Goldie have a CDL?

Does the Catholic Church still cover their planes in Gilded Platinum?

Will JP meet his quota of talking about Stone Cold Steve Austin?

There are alive Walts in your area, and they want to answer all these questions for you. 

On the Island (of Manhattan) something strange is happening in the genetic code of humans. Select humans begin to develop super powers and lose all ability to act. Adam and JP are joined once again by Mad Dawg "Mark Duntz" to discuss the pilot episode of Heroes. Is this a soul successor to Lost or a poor attempt to capitalize off of Lost's "success." You be the judge.  (Hey, if you could have a super power what would you want yours to be? I'm thinking mine would be to have laser vision that can cook hot dogs real fast. Also I'd like to be 6 foot).

Have you ever wanted to listen to three grown men talk about how a sixteen year old episode of Lost made them cry a lot? WELL GOOD NEWS!

Resident Matrimony/Malpractice Correspondent Carter Wedl returns to LoL to talk about romance and old crutches. Beyond meet-cutes, the boys talk about good green screen, faith healers, sexy nets, and active listening.

Don't "Pass"adena up this deep discussion of love and devotion. It's S.O.S. with Rose and Bernard, here on Lost on Lost!

Adam and JP spend more than three minutes talking about this one. The guys are joined by resident singer, dancer, and LOST in the woods expert, Shaina Desotelle. 

Michael Dawson proves once again that the "world's best dad" mug is earned, not given.

Charlie rids the island of drugs (and catholicism?).

The crew tries to decode Sawyer's bad nicknames.

And we talk about a totally not topical subject... vaccines!

We'll see you in the funny pages (whatever the hell that means). 

Lost on Lost is back for Season 2! And speaking of backs, hey Naomi, lift with your legs.

On the island, the survivors divide up into new teams. Those who want to get off the island and those who want to get more freaky in the jungle. And in the past… err… future…present… Hurley takes out some frustration on some mangos, checks into his old room, and sinks some monster buckets from the three.

Kim Davister is back and hopefully she can help us determine if we are seeing imaginary hobbits or if these ones are real.

Cannonball! 

This podcast is our baby, and we would NEVER let anyone else raise it (unless they gave us some money). Adam and JP are joined once again by their legal guardian, Patty Robinson. 

This week we get into it all. Psychics, pregnancies, and everyone's civic duty to fill out the census. You know... classic LOST stuff.

Oh yeah, and Boone shows up and says some smart stuff in a dumb way...

Speaking of dogs, if you're in the LA area and are looking for a furry companion, check out Hollywood Huskies:

http://hollywoodhuskies.org/

Justin Nickels is back, baby! Join him and JP & Adam to talk Russian Propaganda, Irish independence, and in what situations it is okay for a high schooler to stop by their teacher's house unannounced and uninvited. Are we going to have all of season 6 watched before we ever see another season 4 episode? Maybe! It's Dr. Linus on Lost on Lost.

Check out the Brent Renaud Foundation at the below links!

https://brentrenaudfoundation.org/

https://www.instagram.com/brentrenaudfoundation/

This week we break down Greatest Hits with the wonderful Jack Kelly.  We strap on our snorkels and explore Charlie's life as he says goodby to all of his friends on the island. Well, friends might be too strong a term. Acquaintances? Co-survivors? Mango Pals? Let's go with Business Associates. 

We explore Desmond's visions.

The survivors prepare to wage hasty war against the Others.

And the return of everyone's favorite segment Canonical Knots

What's that in the trees? Oh my god... it's Rousseau!

Merry Xmas, Xmas people! XMAS! Our gift to you, our faithful audience, is the lost episode of Lost On Lost with Jen Messina! Jen joins JP & Adam to talk Left Behind (again, but technically for the first time, since this was the first recording of Left Behind). You'll have to forgive some audio issues, JP's mic gets a little underwater sometimes.

But it's still a banger. THEY'RE ALL BANGERS. So cuddle up next to the tree with some nog and a remote control train or whatever, slip on a gold chain, and enjoy Left Behind!

SCIENCE! More or less.

Adam Haas returns to talk Fringe with JP & Adam. Topics include the City of Toronto, ketamine, Moonlighting, and the military-industrial complex. Obv. Is the Australian accent the hottest accent ever? Find out now here on Lost on Lost: THE LOST EFFECT!

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DO YOU LIKE THE 1970s? GOOD! Ying joins JP & Adam to talk Namaste. This episode is jam-packed with title cards, airplane crashes, questionable relationships and NEEEEEERRRRRDS!

If you had to pick one baby to drop, tell us which one it would be and why you picked Ethan. It's Namaste on Lost on Lost, listen to it now!

Ying's IG - https://www.instagram.com/yingalicious/

Brad's Tank Top - https://www.fucknerds.clothing/

We here at the Lost on Lost network know how much our audience loves a good "Depressing Locke Episode (AKA, DLE)." Adam and JP are joined by Brenton Thom to discuss the frst and maybe most depressing Locke episode yet.  

We chat about hunting boar, some jackass named Randy, and ...9/11. Hope y'all are hungry, because we are serving up some Lost and pulled pork sliders!

Once you're done listening to the episode (mltiple times with all your friends and loved ones) go check out Brenton's fantastic outdoor content on Youtube and Insta.

Thom's National Trails:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-9tI1n5YT_2DPzzuI-UwIg

https://www.instagram.com/thomsnationaltrails/

If you find yourself at LAX and your flight is delayed (it will be), we have the perfect way to spend 90 minutes, listening to Lost on Lost! Bridget and Cullen Dunn join us to discuss the start of Season 6. Our survivors enter their sideways era as we see what could have been. Or is it might still become? Or what once was? Who the hell knows...? The timeline may or may not have changed but this podcast shall remain the same (hilarious). 

We know you missed him, so we got Jake Jacobson back on the pod! Jake abandons his CaseWatch to talk Sundown with JP & Adam. Topics include business loans, Donkey Kong, and Lost on Lost's fictional Patreon. You won't be able to put this episode SUNdown! It's Sundown on Lost on Lost!

And check out Jake's website at the link below!

https://www.jacobson.news/

Once upon a time, in the magical land of Los Angeles, Adam and Jenny used their magical orb to call their friend JP. They huffed and they puffed and they dragged an episode of television down. In the end they learned that money needs to be rolled up, everyone loves Robert Carlyle, and that you may or may not be legally allowed to kiss corpses. 

Also the crew exchanges their holiday gifts with each other.

And be sure to check out Jenny’s Etsy page and use the promo code LostonLost10

https://www.etsy.com/shop/jennylieske

Were you wondering what we've been doing since October and why? Well, here's the answer Lost On Lost Faithful! It's all been leading to this. From the Prisoner, to Fringe and Heroes, to FlashForward and Once Upon A Time, we've finally arrived at Severance. A better show than Lost, that we don't think would exist without it. Jack Kelly breaks it down, and JP & Adam are along for the ride.

We're still not sure why we talked about Nash Bridges and The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. Sorry, Kev.

Fan of the show and full time Lost fact researcher, Chris Watters joins Adam and JP as they sit through Orientation. The guys tread a lot of familiar ground in this episode; Locke has a depressing past, Jack is insane, and Sayid is the only adult on the island. However they get to spend a lot of time talking about how much they love Katey Sagal.  Our cast of characters broke their new friend Desmond's toy and they need to fix it before the countdown finishes. What happens when the countdown finishes? Who knows?!

Jenny Hoks joins the LoLdom to talk about what makes Walt special! JP, Adam, and Jenny get their cardio in by following the survivors as they wander aimlessly from the beach to the jungle and back. It's season 1, so most of the survivors still kinda suck at surviving (Except Sun, Jin, Hurley, and Sayid. Obv.), and we don't have Mr. Eko to intimidate them into not sucking. We got pencils for art projects, deodorant for first prize, and plenty of references to a certain 1998 Brad Pitt vehicle. You know the one.

Heh. Vehicle.

Make sure to look both ways, because here comes Special!