Lorehammer - A Warhammer 40k Podcast (Lorehammer Crew)

Back in October the Lorehammer discord server was the site of a most unusual phenomenon. A member of our community graciously offered to sponsor a Horror themed Short Story contest! We opened it to our community and received 11 short stories in a matter of days! After allowing everyone a chance to read through them, we opened up voting to determine which one was the best.

In this bonus episode, we read a few of the top voted stories, and finish off with the winner of the contest! It's a short episode with some well written stories so enjoy!

Joining Mark and Erik on this episode is B, now making her second appearance.

Welcome to the Lorehammer Library! Where we take our inability to read, and combine it with your homebrew stories, and we get one Listener Lore episode!

In this episode, Mark and Erik read through Zach's Space Marines, Jon's Adeptus Mechanicus, Chris' Dark Mechanicum, and James' Orks! If you would like to share your stories with us, send us an email at lorehammerpodcast@gmail.com

Some Chapters have a history that is detailed through the millennia with glories won, battles fought, and brothers lost. Others keep their histories a secret from prying eyes. Still others have no history to be shared at all. The Minotaurs Chapter has been an enigma since its inception, and those that attempt to uncover its secrets are met with sealed entries and misinformation.

They are often seen as little more than beasts in bronzed armor, willing to rip out the throat of their brothers once the order is given. They are set apart from the Astartes, partly their own choice, and partly because many refuse to work with them. In this episode we dive into this mysterious Chapter with all the gusto and aplomb that you can expect from the Lorehammer team!

Joining us on this episode are Dylan, and for the last time Chris.

*Apologies for the audio quality... our servitors will be flogged.

The Truths of the Kin are woven deeply into the fabric of their society, acting as guiding principles that define their actions, values, and traditions. These sayings reflect the Kin's practical, conservative mindset, and each expression carries layers of meaning that resonate with their cultural identity. In this episode the boys dive into their truth.

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What a crazy whirlwind of a year we've had! While it's been anything but normal, it's also been a year of change and growth for us here at Lorehammer. In this episode, Mark and Erik reflect back on the year itself, as well as look forward to the year ahead. Joining us for this episode is Megan.

We share a lot of opportunities for our listeners to engage with us on this episode, so don't be scared to message us on Facebook, Instagram, our email is lorehammerpodcast@gmail.com, or find our Discord server on our Facebook page!

A journey 40,000 years in the making. From His humble beginnings born in distant humanities past, to His rise and ascension as the God-Saviour of mankind, the Emperor’s history is shrouded in mystery. His powers are transcendent. His intellect is unmatched. His goal; to protect and secure humanity's future as rulers of the galaxy. And His road to this destination? Paved with the blood of innumerable bodies. Noble sacrifices and necessary murders go hand in hand for the fulfillment of His vision. This episode is all about the Emperor. Where did He come from? What is His purpose? Why is He the way that He is? All these questions and more are answered in this episode, in which we are joined by Jordan, and for the last time, Chris.

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In this bonus episode we talk about what we're currently doing hobby-wise. This is the episode where we bare our souls to your judgement and ridicule. Want to hear our opinion on your home brew army? Message us with the back story of your project and we just might share it! (we probably/definitely will, we have nothing better to talk about).

Joining us, for the last time, is Christian.

*WARNING* - drug use is explicitly discussed during this episode. User discretion is HIGHLY advised.

This very well may be the most requested episode in the history of Lorehammer. Mark and Erik sit down with Dylan and Rio, eat some weeds and drink some drugs. We also talk some 40k stuff... when we can. We hope you guys enjoy this as much as we did recording it!

We discuss all the poor souls that gave themselves to Chaos. Those poor, heretical, misgui- THE FALSE EMPEROR SHALL FALL AND THE GLORY OF CHAOS SHALL REIGN! Ahem. Joining us for this episode is Tim, a brilliant modeler and painter. For information on our contests, please see our Facebook page, Lorehammer.

Time stamps:

• 0:00:00 - Hello's and Introductions
• 0:30:33 - Main topic - The Lost and the Damned
• 2:29:48 - Tales from the Warp! 

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In this episode of Lorehammer we delve into the origins and legacy of the Thunder Warriors, the Emperor's first super-soldiers who were instrumental in unifying Terra during the Unification Wars. We'll explore their creation, the brutal battles they fought, and the mysterious circumstances surrounding their downfall. Join us for a concise and thrilling look at these giants of war, whose legacy paved the way for the Space Marines in the grimdark future of Warhammer 40k.

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The Aeldari have stood on the precipice of obliteration for thousands of years. As millennia pass, so too does the brilliancy that once covered the entirety of the galaxy. Doomed to extinction since their Fall some 15 thousand years ago, they have desperately held on to life for as long as possible, clawing at the skeins of fate, grasping for a future. And finally, that new future has come. Ynnead, the God of Death. Its awakening breathed new life into a race beaten down and tread upon. Its chosen priestess, Yvrainne, binds together the Aeldari, convincing them to abandon old tradition, to shake off their depression, to embrace a new path. She will usher in the destruction of the Great Enemy, She Who Thirsts. And through this, guarantee the survival of her race.

In this episode, we cover all things Ynnari! This relatively new faction is ready to fit right into the grim dark reality that is Warhammer 40,000. Joining us for this episode are James and Brant.

We recently hosted a Short Story Contest on our Discord, and figured, hey why not do that again? This time we specifically asked our participants to include the Sanguinala in their stories. After submissions closed open voting began, and today Mark and Erik will be reading the top 3 runner ups, as well as the first place story, which won a 50$ gift voucher to Games Workshop! Congratulations to our winner and a big warm thank you to everyone that participated!

If this is something you are interested in, make sure you head over to our discord and stay tuned for further contest opportunities!

In the ages of Old Terra, spanning millennia since the darkness of the Age of Strife, the Emperor reigns from His once-glorious throne amidst the shattered remnants of a once-vast world. He commands not just the fealty of countless souls through the ancient rites of techno-barbarism, but also the allegiance of myriad clans and city-states that sprawl across the ravaged continents. His dominion extends over a world scarred by the horrors of nuclear cataclysm and the ceaseless wars that followed.

Yet, even in His embattled state, the Emperor maintains His vigilance. His enigmatic powers pierce through the shifting tempests of the Ether, guiding the warp-tinged fleets that navigate the treacherous expanses between terrestrial domains. Armies march in His name across the ruins of forgotten civilizations, defending against the myriad threats that beset His realm. Foremost among His champions are the techno-barbarian lords, augmented with ancient sciences and clad in armor forged from the bones of extinct titans. Their ranks are bolstered by devoted adherents: the warrior tribes of the steppes, the iron-forged legions of the smiths, and the secretive cabals that wield the forbidden sorceries of the Ancients.

To be a leader in these tumultuous times is to command amidst untold tribulations. It is to govern amidst the harsh and blood-soaked customs of a world in constant strife. These are the chronicles of an epoch forged in the fires of an abandoned age. Remember not the allure of lost technologies and arcane sciences, for they are now naught but myth. Forsake the aspirations of progress and enlightenment, for in the grim and savage history of Old Terra, there exists only the ceaseless clash of arms. Amidst the echoing void, there is no respite, only an eternity of conflict and the whispered machinations of the undying spirits.

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THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS.

In this raw and intimate exposé, Colyn from Cold Open Stories popped by the studio to walk us through three of his more recently released audio dramas. We heavily discuss Colyn’s creative process, as well as the history and the future of Cold Open Stories. The three audio dramas we focused on were; “However Small, However Hidden”, “Hounds of Bedlam”, and “Agtril, the Counterfeit Blade”.

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So you have a Necron dynasty waking up in your back yard. What can you expect to see? How dead are you? Or are you only a soulless meat slave forever. Find out on this episode of Lorehammer.

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We continue to slog through the massive backlog of Listener Lore that we seem to have amassed over the years... No idea how that happened...

Get ready for Archmagos Azreal Grimm's Mechanicus, Cody's Necron, Bryce's Imperial Knights, and David's Imperial Knights!

Reading these stories with us for the first time ever, is Spenny!

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In this second episode of our Flora and Fauna focused releases, we go through several of the Dark Heresy role playing games published by Fantasy Flight Games including the Dark Heresy Core Rulebook (2008), Dark Heresy Game Master's Kit (2008), Dark Heresy Edge of Darkness (2009), and Dark Heresy Disciple of the Dark Gods (2008). We scoured them to find all the examples of non sentient life we could! As it turns out... almost all of it wants to eat you... go figure. 

Joining us for this episode are Rio and Brianna!

In this episode of the Lorehammer Podcast, join Mark, Christian, and James as they delve into the life and legacy of Malcador the Sigillite, one of the most pivotal figures in the history of the Imperium of Man. Known as Malcador the Hero and Malcador the Regent, he was the Emperor's most trusted advisor and confidant. Discover how Malcador, a powerful psyker second only to the Emperor, wielded immense political influence. The hosts will explore his critical role in establishing the Imperial Inquisition, the Grey Knights, and other secretive organizations that safeguard humanity. Amidst the chaos of the Horus Heresy, Malcador's loyalty and wisdom were instrumental in holding the Imperium together. Learn about his monumental sacrifice in maintaining the Astronomican in the Emperor's stead, a feat that ultimately led to his demise. Tune in for a deep dive into the life of this legendary figure and his enduring legacy on the Imperium.

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Us Prophets of the People have decided to sit down and muse upon the Primarchs. What were they like? What did they smell like? Do you think they ever wanted to just sit down and have a cheeseburger? More importantly we ask ourselves: What would it look like if a Primarch other than Roboute Guilliman had revived? Would we like that?

Joining Mark and Erik in this episode, for the last time, is Christian.

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The Vostroyan Firstborn are a proud and fiercely loyal regiment of the Astra Militarum, hailing from the industrial world of Vostroya. Their history is steeped in honor and penitence, as their ancestors once refused to aid the Emperor during the Horus Heresy. In atonement, each firstborn son of Vostroya is conscripted into the Imperial Guard, sworn to fight and die in the Emperor's name. Clad in ornate, archaic uniforms and wielding weapons crafted in the forges of their homeworld, the Firstborn are renowned for their discipline, resilience, and unyielding devotion to reclaiming their family's honor on the battlefield.

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Are you looking for a way to get your kids involved in Warhammer? Look no further! Join us for a family-friendly episode as we explore 40k as a team of in-universe explorers featuring Xenos Biologis Marckus, Scribe Christoph, Servitor J2!

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Lorehammer has graciously accepted an invitation to a 40 Hours of 40k event hosted by HeadsUpGuys. We're honored to get involved with such an important cause! Check out the links below for more information. We can't wait to meet you all in person!

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We hope that you haven't gone crazy yet and that you are firmly saying "No" to the voices that have begun to speak to you from the corners of your mind. But just in case you have started to talk with them, there's a few things you should know. First, always stay in character. It doesn't help anyone's immersion if you flit between personalities all the time. Secondly, the more outrageous and outlandish the accent, the better. Really try to develop these voices that are speaking to you. Create histories for them. Create memories that you can refer back to in order to shape their character. And then, when this is all over, realize that you went too far and now you have a couple friends that will always be with you... ALWAYS.

And if you said no, well that's why we're here! To offer a distraction from those pesky boredom daemons.

Enjoy this Lockdown episode where we got Peter in to chat about a bunch of our role playing experiences, both inside and outside of 40k.

Savageness to make other Astartes uneasy. A fleet to make any space farer jealous. And enough secrecy to convince any Inquisitor of wrongdoing. The Carcharodon Astra operate in a class all their own. They circle above, watching and waiting for the opportunity to unleash their heavenly rage upon the enemies of the Emperor. Fiercely loyal, and utterly opposed to any that aren’t, they are proficient Space Marine killers. As promised, so we have delivered!

Joining us on this episode are Peter, and for the last time, Christian.

Previously released on the Let's Talk Lorehammer podcast, this episode was a meeting of brilliant minds including Mark, Erik, Matt and Bob. Our discord server has undertaken a massive project this past year in its attempt to recreate our version of the Necromunda world and book, which we dubbed the Necrommunity. In this episode we work together to build a hive city from the ground up, thinking and imagining every possible facet of a hive city.

The audio was recorded remotely, and therefore is not the usual quality of Lorehammer. We thank you for your understanding!

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In this episode, we delve into the dark, twisted realm of the Forge of Souls and its master, the daemonic smith Vashnaar. Known to many as Vashtar, this elusive figure shapes the horrifying Soul Grinders, grotesque war engines bound by both flesh and metal. We explore how Vashtar’s creations are more than mere machines—they are tormented souls trapped in their monstrous frames, forced to fight eternally for the Ruinous Powers. Prepare for a journey into the heart of daemonic forges, where every strike of the hammer reshapes the fate of the damned.

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Once again we dove deep into the Lorehammer vaults to uncover this episodes listener submissions. In this episode we read through Redeemable Grace's Imperial Navy story of the Twins of Forgeworld Jupiter, Robert's cold open story of (we presume) a member of the Astra Militarum, Tom's story of an unknown Xenos race, and David's story of the planet Verusia.

Joining us on this episode is a very special guest, Paul from Forge the Narrative and 40k Today! It was absolutely awesome to have him on the show, and we look forward to the next time we get to hang out!

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Join Mark, Christian, and James as they delve into the mysteries of the Webway. Explore the enigmatic network of ancient portals used by the Eldar and other factions, as the trio unpacks its lore, strategic importance, and the impact it has on the broader 40k universe. Whether you're a seasoned fan or new to the grimdark future, this discussion promises to shed light on one of the most intriguing elements of the Warhammer 40k mythos.

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As the galaxy slowly gets smaller for the Tau, their need for haste to spread the Greater Good only intensifies. With the time between the Spheres shrinking between every Expansion, they are now more than ever driven by a need to have others support their philosophy; to aid them in it’s spread. Desiring to push beyond their Empire’s confines during the 4th Sphere, they invited disaster upon themselves, only compounded by their need to lie and spread propaganda. And in their ignorance of the galaxy they live in, their 5th Sphere has only been met by more soul crushing conflict.

Join us, and Rio, as we dive into the Tau’s 4th and 5th Spheres.

In the lightless abyss of Commorragh, The City of Terror in the heart of the Webway, where shadows feed on despair and cruelty is a currency, one figure reigns supreme—the master of malevolence, Asdrubael Vect. He is not merely the lord of the Kabal of the Black Heart; he is the architect of agony, the undisputed tyrant of Commorragh, and by extension, the Dark Eldar race itself. 

Join Mark, Christian, James, and Jordan (who has finally been released from the basement) for an episode you won't want to miss!

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Welcome to Lorehammer Library! Where Mark and Erik try to read your stories, but fail because reading is hard. Joining us for this Listener Lore episode is Peter!

Today we read about Hugh's Adeptus Mechanicus, Sean's Heretics, and Jason's Inquisitor short story. Thanks for submitting, and if you want to get involved, send your home made lore to lorehammerpodcast@gmail.com.

“Concerning Squats. We are rather peculiar creatures, content more with our own affairs of mining and trading agreements than the state of the Imperium and the galaxy as a whole. We are stalwart drinking companions, true warriors, and you’ll never find a better or stronger friend than a Squat. While our current predicament is a shame, with the right encouragement and direction, we may yet see a resurgence of the Squat race in our galaxy.” - Ancestor Lord Bilboa, 245.M36

This episode is all about Squats! Join us, along with Paul and Chris (for the last time), as we navigate this race of abhumans.

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Within a few short centuries, the Tyranid race has spread across the galaxy like an infectious disease. It’s tendrils have stretched to the far reaches of the Milky Way, consuming planets and armies at a terrifying rate. Their numbers are limitless, their endurance is inexhaustible. And yet they continue to grow, change, adapt, and overcome. There are several unique and special Tyranids that completely upend any strategic analysis of the race. These unique evolutions range from infiltrators, capable of complex species and social analysis, to creatures that can destroy planets within weeks.

Joining us for this episode are James and Jon!

You wake up in a cold panic and strain against the bindings that hold you on the table. Your eyes dart back and forth, trying to understand, trying to wake up. The air is warm on your skin, and damp. You look down at your own body to where your legs are, and elation takes you at seeing them. Then the nightmare rushes back. You, on a table, your body being cut away inch by delicate inch at the order of a Lord of Pain. He watches you as you scream, he watches you as you die. And then, births you so it can be enjoyed again. The nightmare ends, and your screams begin before a blade even comes near your forsaken body.

This episode is all about the Haemonculi! These Underworld rulers care little for the mundane people that live today, instead concerning themselves solely with their pursuits of pleasure.

Joining us for this episode for the first time is Sam.

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Fresh from their victory in the Great War of Confederation, and desperate to put the sting of the Farsight Enclave behind them, the Tau prepared for war. With a new understanding that Total War was the state of the galaxy, the Tau poured more and more resources to their military arm. Now armed with more tech than ever, and with an inflated sense of self worth after their victory over the Orks, the Tau placed Commander Shadowsun in charge of their Third Sphere of Expansion. They were not prepared!

In this episode, we perform an overview of the Tau Third Sphere of Expansion, while looking into some of the key battles that were fought. Joining us on this episode is Iain.

What happens when Mark and Dylan trap two unsuspecting people in the studio and try to teach them about 40k? Nothing good, let this be your warning. Natalie and B join Mark and Dylan and are introduced to the wonderful world of Warhammer by people that have no idea what they're talking about. It's a classic terrible set up.

This episode has strong adult themes.

Tall cathedral walls rise into a black ceiling. Incense slowly falls from unseen censures to bathe your senses in holy scents. You breathe deep. Hundreds of armored figures stand in silence, creating a wall of stares attempting to pierce your very soul, constantly searching for signs of corruption.  You walk down the hall, your eyes focused on the raised dais at the end of your journey. The end of this journey, and the beginning of another. As you kneel a Chaplain pours holy anointed oil over your head. He steps back as another plants himself in front of you and intones,

"Neophyte Stefan, it is decided that today we will speak over you the oath of the Black Templars. It will be your duty to uphold and honor these words to your very death. Forsaking them is forsaking us, our Father Primarch, and the Emperor, Savior and God of Mankind. You will swear these in front of us, as witnesses, and we will hold you accountable to your immortal souls peril. Will you swear?"

You raise your head, your eyes burning with fire as the oil slowly runs down your face and neck, "I will swear."

This episode is all about the Black Templars! One of our favorite Chapters ever, get ready to hear all about crusading and... well whatever else the Black Templars like to do...

Joining us for this episode is James, and for the last time, Chris.

In this riveting episode of Lorehammer, hosts Mark, Christian, and James delve deep into the cataclysmic events of the Octarius War and its far-reaching impacts on the Warhammer 40k universe. They explore the brutal conflict between the Orks and Tyranids, sparked by Inquisitor Kryptman's daring gambit, and how it has reshaped the political and military landscape of the galaxy. Through detailed analysis and lively discussion, the trio uncovers the sheer scale of devastation wrought by this apocalyptic war, examining the strategies, key battles, and the relentless savagery that characterizes this grimdark clash. Tune in to understand how the Octarius War has not only altered the fate of entire star systems but also influenced the ongoing narrative of Warhammer 40k in profound and unexpected ways.

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A green tide that sweeps across the galaxy. An eternal battle raging through the stars for the glory of Gork and Mork. These visions of Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka have whipped the Orks into a frenzy, readying them to claim their galactic prize through the Great Waaagh! The Prophet of the Waaagh! has risen up to claim his prize, Ork Warboss of the greatest, largest, and most dangerous Waaagh! to ever terrorize the galaxy. And with the blessings of Gork and Mork, who can truly stand in his way?

This episode is all about the Ork Warboss Thraka, and his rise to glory. Joining us on this episode are Brody and Josh.

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Another fun Discord event! On this episode we get 7 of the "smartest" Discord members known and berate them with 40k trivia questions. We had a lot of fun and hope to see everyone on our next Discord Event!

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On todays episode, Mark, Gerald and Ersatz read and discuss the Warlord of Old Terra entries. 20 Warlords enter the ring and over the course of the episode we narrow it down to the top 5. Come join us as Warlord battles Warlord. The winner of the final 5 will be determined on discord, polling ends Sept 18. The winner of that will be made into the Commander card for our Warlords of Old Terra Magic the Gathering Armies of the Imperium reskin

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Are you looking for a way to get your kids involved in Warhammer? Look no further! Join us for a family-friendly episode as we explore 40k as a team of in-universe explorers featuring Xenos Biologis Marckus, Scribe Christoph, Servitor J2!

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Another round of Listener Lore for you! We're plowing through our library so enjoy three more tales, Daniel's Tyranids, Magnus the Red's Astartes, and Erik's Necrons. If you would like to share your lore with us so we can share it with others, send it to lorehammerpodcast@gmail.com.

Joining us for this episode is Steve, a new guest!

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Well... listen to us read... ok fine listen to us ATTEMPT to read...

For this Listener Lore we exploited - uh I mean we read Andrew's 7th Elysian Drop Troop Regiment "The Magnificent Seventh", Betus' 144th Korellian "Curb Stompers", and Jeremy's Ghost Wolves Space Marine Chapter!

If you have a written backstory for your army and want us to share it, send an email to lorehammerpodcast@gmail.com.

Joining us on this episode is Dylan, a special guest from our sister podcast, Let's Talk Lorehammer. You can find them on Spotify here https://spoti.fi/3tjPXaI

Without a doubt one of our favorite episode styles, the Bestiary and Herbarium series focuses on the huge variety of creatures and plants that inhabit the Warhammer 40,000 galaxy. In this specific episode we combed through three White Dwarf publications, issues 291, 292, and 313, in order to bring the galaxy to life! Get prepared to hear about some crazy animals, and some even crazier plants! It truly is a grimdark galaxy out there...

Joining us for this episode is part of the OG Lorehammer gang, Jordan!

It’s December! And that means Listener Lores!!! WOOO! For this episode, we read Timberlakes Harlequin hunting Slaaneshi daemons, Scott’s Explorator Fleet Theta of the Mechanicus, Tony’s Orks of Cerberus II, 2Daniel’s 117th Catachan Regiment, and PJcolley’s space horror short story! We hope you enjoy them as much as we did reading them! If you have something you’d like to share with us, send us an email at lorehammerpodcast@gmail.com.

Those that walk the highest path, have the furthest to fall. This is true of the XVIth Legion, whose fate was sealed on the day that Horus was named Warmaster. Though their reputation and combat record far exceeded any other Legion during the Great Crusade, it was their pride and hubris that made them perfect targets for the corruption of Chaos.

Now they blaze a path of destruction across the galaxy, forged with fire and death. Their plans are laid, their will is set. They are the Black Legion, and their Gods will have their due.

Join us as we dissect the Black Legion in all it’s foul glory. Joining us on this episode for the last time, is Christian.

Well this episode is a bit of a doozy! Instead of reading multiple short stories, we've decided to spend the entire episode reading out a looooong one. Even though its long, its great so get your ear holes ready to hear about Only One Bob's Sons of Malice!

Joining us on this episode is Josh, a new guest!

"I walk this lonely Path.
The only Path I ever wish to know.
I don't know where it goes,
But it's all I've ever known, though I walk alone."
- Elder Corsair Prince Bi'Ly Strongarm

Some Eldar struggle with the confines with of the Path system, and even rebel against it. Others were born outside of the Craftworlds and never experienced the constraints of the Path.

This episode is all about the Eldar that live their lives on the fringes of Eldar society. Joining us for this episode are Iain, and for the last time, Chris.

The Dark City. A metropolis that exists everywhere, and nowhere. Danger lurks around every corner, your life threatened every second. While Commorragh might be synonymous with Kabals and Dark Eldar, there exist any number of creatures in the City. Outcasts, rebels, transients, xenos, synthetic creations... all have their own place. Commorragh may be the haven you were searching for... though most likely it is your doom.

In this episode we share some of the other groups that reside within the Dark City. These are mainly focused on the Dark Eldar with a few well known creatures from the Archon's Courts. Joining us for this episode are Rio and Micah!

Pulled from the depths of the Lorehammer Vault, we have three new listener submitted stories for you! Prepare yourself for Tyme's Inquisitorial drama, Isaac's Desert Fury Astartes Chapter, and Dylan's fateful end to some poor humans...

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Joining us for this episode is Iain!

In this episode, we dive straight in to the most impactful Era of humanity's existence. Listen to us struggle to make sense of the events leading up to the biggest betrayal the Emperor has ever seen. Joining us this episode, once again, is Christian.

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While most Necron live within the confines of the Dynastic Courts, there are some that don't fit, conform, or belong with the other Necron. They sit on the fringes of the Necron hierarchy, creating their own twisted courts, attempting to claim a semblance of normalcy. Some of these Necron are insane, infected by virus' more ancient and misunderstood than any sickness today. Others are completely rational and have formed guilds or clans that owe allegiance to no Dynasty; no master commands them. In this episode we'll discuss the Necron that exist outside of the Dynastic powers, whether by choice, or by expulsion.

Joining us for this episode is James!

For this last Lockdown episode, we managed to get the cast of the Star Lores podcast in our studio!! What a stroke of luck! We tackle many of the burning questions like, is a Jedi or a Space Marine stronger? Which universe is bigger? And most importantly, why is 40k better than Star Wars? You can expect to find answers to these important issues in this final Lockdown episode.

Joining us for this episode is Jordan, and for the last time Chris.

We hope you enjoy this short story as much as we did reading it! If you have a story you’d like to share with us, email us at lorehammerpodcast@gmail.com and come check us out on the Lorehammer Listener Lore Podcast feed!

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This episode is brought to you by the members of our discord! Each month for the past year we have run contests for our Patreon members, and for December the contest was to write a short story about the Sanguinala. This Imperial holiday focuses on the sacrifice of the Primarch Sanguinius and the hope he inspires across the Imperium. We have four stories; 2 honorable mentions, and our second place and first place finishers. Congratulations to our winners and thank you to everyone that participated!

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In lieu of a real episode (there is one coming don't worry!) we decided to just hit the random page button on the Lexicanum website. Something we all used to do was stay awake into the wee hours of the night constantly hitting random, and then following the links down the rabbit trails. It's always fun to wonder how you got from Solomon Zane to the Aconite Frigate, but that's what madness does to you! 

Joining us on this episode for the last time is Chris.

Are you looking for a way to get your kids involved in Warhammer? Look no further! Join us for a family-friendly episode as we explore 40k as a team of in-universe explorers featuring Xenos Biologis Marckus, Scribe Christoph, Servitor J2!

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We're back and we have a lot of changes coming your way!

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A sound overtakes your senses. Your head involuntarily jerks up as you, panicked, search the horizon. It's no use. The Horn continues. As it fails to end a sob escapes your throat. You will yourself to run but your legs don't respond. Your brothers and sisters beside you crumple to the ground at a slight tremor that grows steadily larger. Your terror escalates as there, peaking beyond that bluff, you see it. A God-Engine. A Divine Machine. The weapon in the Right Hand of the Emperor. An Imperial Titan. It's Horn continues to pierce the air. You know what It wants. It has felt your soul, and seen the corruption within it. The Chaos in your heart. And now, It has come to cleanse. 

This episode is all about Imperial Titans! Buckle down and break out the notebooks because it is long, and it is good! Find us on Spotify, here: https://spoti.fi/lorehammer

Joining us for this episode are two very passionate guests for the Adeptus Mechanicus, Colyn, and Micah.

There are many different Imperial Guard regiments in service to our great Imperium, though few have the reputation of the Death Korps. Born into service, if you can call it that, they are tenacious, reckless, and dangerous. Their entire lives are spent in the trenches of the Emperor's battles, their only release is death given in His name. They are a Cult of Sacrifice; birthed only to die, living only to kill.

This episode is all about the Death Korps of Krieg! The regiment is absolutely awesome, a perfect representation of the horror of war in the 41st millennium.

Joining us for this episode is James, and a brand new guest, Josh, who just so happens to be a new 40k player, in the trenches with the Kriegsmen.

Finally! Another Listener Lore! And since it's been so long since we've done one, we decided to share 5 stories in one. WOW! How lucky are you guys!?

In this episode we share Zrin's "Shrine of the Resonating Echo", Josh's "Flash Tribe Toff", Marcus' "Evil Sunz Army", Anthony's take on a World Eater Warband, and Danny's short story of the Farsight Enclaves.

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Joining us for this episode are Rio and Jimothy.

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Like an itch that can't be scratched. Like a voice heard, but not seen. Like a breath on your neck from someone unseen.

For most Eldar, their entire lives will be spent denying their desire to let go. To give in to the swirling energy that is constantly around them. But these are not most Eldar. Those that walk the Path of the Seer are willing to walk the razors edge. They have placed their hands into the molten ice and shaped it to their will. They have witnessed the power beyond that attempts to devour their very souls. And they stand, defiant. Devoting themselves to the protection and survival of their race, they risk their souls for this purpose.

Joining us for this discussion of the Path of the Seer is Farseer Peter.

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You feel the cold metal jack insert into your brain. A shock travels through your body as you welcome back your other half. A surge of impatience rushes through you, and it takes all your focus to calm him. The beast that you now inhabit shivers in anticipation, desperate to visit carnage upon your enemies. Your moorings are released, and with a resounding boom you take your first step. Death incarnate. Honor materialized. You and your Knight rush headlong into the fray, dismantling your opponents one stomp at a time, allowing your battlecannon to roar your praises across the battle, filling the air with the sound of your holy destruction.

This episode is all about Imperial Knights! Mark finally decided to grace your ears with an awesome and amazing story that only Knights can bring. From their inception, to their inner workings, we take you through the entire journey. Joining us today is James.

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Part 5

This is the tale of the Eternal Horizon, a Tau vessel sent careening across the galaxy in a warp storm. This was a home made pen and paper-esque game that was developed by Mark and Erik, and ended up being the back story for Mark's Tau army.

Please understand that these were originally not going to be distributed, and therefore the audio quality is not up to our regular standards, as well we were more interested in playing the actual game than worrying about how what we were doing would sound like to listeners.

**DISCLAIMER**

TAU ARE NOT COMMUNISTS

The Tau are not communists. They're the exact opposite of communists.

Communism believes in:

1. The dictatorship of the proletariat
2. The abolishing of all class and caste systems
3. The right and necessity of the working class to control the means of production
4. The abolishing of private property and the holding of all things in the common good. (NOT the "greater good", that's Utilitarian garbage that means something very different)
5. An actual communist would hate the Tau. The Tau are Plato's Republic. They're rigid, ultra-hierarchical technocrats where a tiny elite caste (the Ethereals) own and control everything .

An actual communist would want to:

1. Abolish the Caste system
2. Kill the Ethereals (The Ethereals are like the pure embodiment of everything Marx hated about western capitalism and oligarchies, the wise philosopher-kings who believe they have the right to control everyone else's lives)
3. Distribute means of production and defense (including technology and weapons) among the different members of the former castes
4. Establish some kind of state council so that things like food and education could be centrally managed and given out to those in need. (Pretty much the exact opposite of what the Tau would want to do).

People who call the Tau "space communists" are either totally ignorant, or they're deliberately playing into the somewhat racist stereotypes of Asian people that the Tau embody. Don't do that. But also have fun.

*Please refer to Episode 29 for further insight on the above.

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Welcome back to Lorehammer, where we explore the bright future of the Warhammer 40K universe. Today, we're shedding light on the Kor'vattra, the dynamic and visionary space navy of the T'au Empire. The Kor'vattra isn't just a fleet; it's the embodiment of the T'au's hope for a unified galaxy, where cooperation and progress reign supreme. Designed with cutting-edge technology and guided by the principles of the Greater Good, this fleet is a marvel of efficiency and precision. From its powerful Lar'Shi class cruisers to the nimble battlesuits that dance through the void, the Kor'vattra is a testament to the T'au's belief that a better future can be built, one carefully planned step at a time. As they venture into the stars, the Kor'vattra carries with it the optimism of a people who see endless possibilities in the cosmos, always striving to bring their vision of peace and prosperity to every corner of the galaxy.

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Beyond the mechanical Skitarii, there exist many other tendrils of the Mechanicus' power. From voidships more massive than any that the Imperium uses, to secret police, to Ordinati larger than mountains, the Divisio Militaris is broken up into 9 bodies, each responsible for a different function. In this episode, we will highlight 5 of these Divisio (with the expectation that at some point we'll talk about the Collegia Titanica. SYKE!).

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Joining us for this episode is Rio, our Xenos friend who is a little out of his wheel house on this one.

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After tragically losing our last recorded episode, we decided to spotlight some of the cool things that are happening in the Lorehammer community! We sit down with Matt and Dylan and highlight what's happening on their show as well as all the ways you could get involved with us! We look forward to seeing you in our Community Events!

We know the sound quality on this episode is going to be lower than normal, and we are working on improving our remote recording qualities and capabilities. Thanks for understanding!

What would you do to save your race? On the brink of destruction at the hands of an insatiably hungry God, one Aeldari rose from his personal blackness to walk a new Path for the Eldar. One forged in fire and tempered in blood. The Phoenix Lords are ancient Eldar, committed to the violent protection of a dying and struggling race. Join us as we explore these immortal saviors of the Aeldari.

Joining us for this episode are James and Rio.

Are you looking for a way to get your kids involved in Warhammer? Look no further! Join us for a family-friendly episode as we explore 40k as a team of in-universe explorers featuring Xenos Biologis Marckus, Scribe Christoph, Servitor J2!

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Asked for more than any other episode ever, the Space Wolves are a Chapter that loves wolves. They love wolves almost more than they love killing Inquisitors and other Space Marines. And if that weren't enough to pump you up for this episode, their Rune Priests definitely aren't psykers. Lorehammer loves the Space Wolves more than Space Wolves love wolves... this episode gets dangerous...

Joining us today for this glorious and thrilling tale are Peter, and Chris, for the last time.

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What a whirlwind of an episode! We interview Black Library author Graham McNeil, as well as introduce you to a few members of our discord. You'll want to pay attention as well, since some serious news gets dropped! Enjoy Lorehammer's 100th episode!

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Welcome to a brand new kind of bonus episode! After many long years of ridiculing and poking fun at all of your submitted lore, of criticizing sans critiquing, we have taken it upon ourselves to create a confusing mess of an episode to help you do that! We sit down with Chris for his last episode to discuss the nuances and considerations to ponder as you attempt to write your homemade loyalist Astartes Chapter. If you would like access to our document to use for your own creation, or to join in our discussion of what could or should be considered, please join our discord! We look forward to seeing you there!

After three years it was brought to our attention that we had never fully addressed the issue of Psykers within the galaxy. Once we were informed of our lacking, we set about to rectify the situation immediately, crafting with the utmost of care an episode worthy of such a grand, mysterious, and undeniably terrifying subject. Enjoy.

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Joining us for this episode are Iain and Dylan!

Well this episode slipped through the cracks! Recorded a while ago, it seems that we failed to upload it! Enjoy this Listener Lore which includes submissions from McWeeklys and their Iron Marines, Isaac and the Death Songs Chapter, and finally Luke and another story about the Iron Skulls! If you have your own stories you’d like to submit, please send them to lorehammerpodcast@gmail.com.

Excellence. Discipline. Obedience. These three words capture the essence of the Tempestus Scions. If the Imperial Guard are the hammer and the wave, then the Militarum Tempestus is the knife and the poison. These elite troops are trained (read: indoctrinated) from as young as 6, placed into Ecclesiarchal run orphanages to be educated (read: brainwashed) on all the most important of duties (read: complete and absolute loyalty).

This episode dives into the life of the Tempestus Scion. Where do they come from? How are they created? What do they do?

Joining us for this episode are Logan and Zac!

In this episode we discuss the galactic supremacy of the Eldar race, and their cataclysmic fall from power, culminating in the materialization of the Eye of Terror.

In this episode we discuss the very humble beginnings of the Human race, all the way from our first stories until we are unified under the Glorious Emperor.

In this episode we discuss the setting of the Galaxy, the pervasiveness of the Warp, and it's overwhelmingly depressive presence. Joining us for this episode is Christian, a well rounded Spacemarine player, and very invested in the story.

In this episode we discuss the first recorded history of the galaxy, the war between the fragile Necrontyr, and the Warp sensitive Old Ones.

In this episode we discuss the fungal beings known as the Ork. Joining us for this episode is Frank, our resident Ork player.

In this episode we discuss the very short time that the Emperor had to marshall His forces in a galaxy conquering wave and reclaim His lost Sons.

In this episode we discuss Humanity as it attempts to crawl back to a cohesive unit after the Horus Heresy. Joining us for this episode is Rio. We also discuss the ins and outs of role-playing within the 41st millenium.

Impossible to understand, quantify, or define. The sound of a billion billion voices is it's very essence. It's instinct; ancient. It's knowledge; immeasurable. It's hunger; insatiable. It drives the Tyranid swarm ever onward. It's will is unquestionable.

What is the Hive Mind? Where did it come from? How does it work? These are all questions that we don't know the answer to, and probably will never make the effort to learn. 

Joining us for this episode are Jon, our long time Tyranid friend, and also a brand new guest, Iain!

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In this episode we discuss the three branches of the Eldar after the Fall. We also speculate what it would take for the Eldar race to claim Galactic supremacy once more. Joining us is Peter, just an all around great guy, as well as being our fearless leader in all our "pen-and-paper" -esque games.

Space communists! In this episode we discuss the alien race of the Tau and their very unique approach to galactic conquest. Joining us for this episode is Rio.

Time stamps:

• 0:00:00 - Hello's and Introductions
• 0:17:30 - Main topic - Tau, The Greater Good...?
• 2:17:04 - Tales from the Warp: Is the Greater Good really that Good?

Join us as we discuss the rising of the Necron. The resurgence of a race 60 million years asleep in their Tomb Worlds. Their Dynasties once again awakening to claim galactic supremacy as arguably the most technologically advanced race! Joining us for this episode once again, is Christian.

The 'Nids are here! We discuss the latest addition to the 40k universe, and things get a little nihilistic... Joining us is Jon, a long time tabletop player/fan of 40k, and a total bug freak.

Here we are. At the end of all things. Just kidding!

In this episode we discuss the current affairs of the Galaxy. The Milky Way has been torn asunder by the Ruinous Powers and the Empyrean, and the armies of the Material Universe are all doing their best to get a slice of the pie. Joining us, for the last time, is Christian.

In this episode we start a journey into the Minor Xenos Races of the Galaxy. We talk about 46 of the known races that the Imperium of Man has acknowledged. Stay tuned for next releases continuation of this mini series. Jonining us once again this episode is Peter!

Join us as we muddle through our next 36 minor xenos races! Listen to us get lazy and read lexicanum to you. It's soothing. We promise. Joining us this episode, is Tim, that one guys that really like chaos... a LOT.

In this episode we talk about the divergent human gene. There are many different kinds of humans and we all belong in the Emperor’s warm embrace.

NOT! Psych!

Joining us this episode is Paul, one of our most artistic friends! 

We are almost done our minor xenos races episodes! Which is good cause we're sure you're as sick of listening to it as we are of planning them!

Joining us for this episode, is Rio, our Tau lover, and friend to all Xenos.

Finally. We have trudged through this swamp of information (or sometimes lack thereof) on as many of the xenos races as are listed on the Lexicanum website. We hope you enjoyed listening to them way more than we did preparing them (seriously, it was a struggle). But if you can manage to get through this last episode, we promise that there are even greater things beyond the horizon! Joining us for the first time, is Skyler. He actually has been connected with Warhammer for a while, and brings a fun take into the episode!

In this episode about the Adeptus Astartes, we discuss the origin of the Angels of Death. you can learn all about the physiology of the Space Marines and what actually seperates them from Humanity.

Joining us, for the very last time, is Christian.

*DISCLAIMER* If the episode feels disjointed, its because it is. We lost more than half the recorded episode and will resume with our next release.