Kar Dishin' It: All Things Kardashian (Jessica Jean Jardine and Marcy Jarreau)

It’s time to fill the void of having no KUWTK episode this week by digging IN on the week’s Kardashian headlines. And there was no shortage, given Kim’s Bo Derek braids controversy, her wild nudes, Kendall being sassy to Scott on instagram and so! Much! More!

We’re so happy to have KUWTK back! Boy, did we need this. The ladies dish on the seemingly endless Rob/Chyna drama with new suits against Chyna from Rob and lil sis Kylie, Kourtney’s boy-toy Younes and his 3 degrees of separation from EVERYONE, and how does one celebrate the anniversary of a robbery?

Marcy and Jess continue with the vintage episode recaps by kicking off Season Two! We’ve got Kim graduating to a full-on diva, screaming at Kris about everything from her preferred hotel suite to pears being gross. Meanwhile, Kourt discovers some unsettling — and awfully foreshadowing — texts in Scott’s phone that give the sisters an excuse to race off to Cabo.

Achi machi it's a FIERY episode of KUWTK to delve into with Scott, Kourtney and Corey's wild fight at Nobu as they attempt to celebrate Foodgod's official name change. Meanwhile we've got Kim's security causing all kinds of problems for the family and Khloe trying to figure out if Kylie wants her to connect with Jordyn post-scandal. As we dive into the week's news, we dissect Kim and Kendall getting laughed at while presenting at the Emmys, Tristan's thirsty post on Khloe's IG, and the West's taking up residence in Cody, Wyoming!

Folks, it is here. The Tristan/Jordyn scandal has arrived in this week’s KUWTK episode — the first of a two part series finale — and it’s full of all kinds of fly-on-the-wall, real-time moments. We’ve got Kim manning the phones trying to get the deets with nearly every KarJenner sister on the line, Khloe looking despondent and in full shock, and more questions than answers by the episode’s end. Don’t worry though, we’ve got the week’s headlines, including Kim’s new shapewear line, Kylie talking about all her money to J. Lo at the Met Ball, and a conspiracy theory involving Kendall and a can of coke!    We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!

Ready for Met Ball Madness?! It’s time to recap all the hits and misses the KarJenners turned out for us at the annual Met Ball, held in NYC this past Monday! There’s a LOTTA look to unpack and Marcy and Jess are just the women for the job. Meanwhile, we discuss whether Khloe was the lone family member not invited, the eye-popping birthday party Kylie “creative directe” for Travis, Kanye texting Kim life affirmations and lots more — including an episode recap about art hijinx, which we hate! We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!

Well dang, this was a good episode! We finally get to see the Tristan cheating scandal unfold on KUWTK, and I guess Kendall and Scott are best friends now and jump out of planes? We also have Kendall and Kris birthdays, a Blexit recap, Ray J drama, and Kylie & Travis bought a mansion. MAZEL! Plus we have a parade of Kardashian/Jenner Halloween costumes. Ya gonna wanna check out this jam packed pod!

Things may have settled a little over the last few weeks in terms of scandal but, as always, there’s no shortage of juicy headlines to pore over, including whether Kylie and Jordyn had a lunch summit. Plus, Khloe takes her BFFs Malika and Khadijah on a lavish Vegas birthday trip. We also keep on partying through our Season Three recaps with a very telling episode about Caitlyn getting a facelift, and the family goes camping with Adrienne’s ultra-conservative family! We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!

Whoops! Well, we encountered a lil’ technical difficulty and -- eep! -- lost the first half of the episode we recorded for you guys! Sorry! Unfortunately, you’ll miss out on us ranting about Kanye and his insane SNL appearance but, don’t worry, there’ll undoubtedly be more Kanye news to scream about next week! Listen instead as we make our way through this week’s KJ episode, which introduces us to Kendall’s new BFF Jen Atkin and their around the globe adventures.

It’s the season finale! We round it all out by recapping with an exciting guest, Kate Casey from the podcast Reality Life With Kate Casey. We break down a fun one that has Kourt, Kim and Khloe traveling to San Francisco for a sister trip, only to bicker about too much phone time, eat dim sum and wander through a dungeon. Meanwhile, Khloe learns the sex of her baby and we meet Kim’s surrogate. Babies, babies, babies!!

It’s time to buckle up, babies:  the second half of Khloe’s riveting birth + cheating scandal story is upon us. It’s an intense hour of TV and we get all kinds of access, including the very moment baby True pops into this world, straight into the hands of her future grandmomager, Kris Jenner. We also chat through Azalea Banks spilling some Kanye tea from the back of an Uber, Rob losing his sad sock company, and the cockroach that nearly ruined our sweet Dream’s birthday party!

This week’s episode of KUWTK is a real circle of life! We lose Khloe’s beloved pup Gabbana (oof) in the same hour that Stormi enters the world. Our heads are spinning! Meanwhile, Kourt and Kris are working through some heaviness thanks to the insight provided by therapy but it’s a bumpy road to be sure. And Jess talks about seeing her queen, Beyonce, in concert!!!!!

The season is off to the races and it’s a meaty episode where Kim and the family fly to New York for Kanye’s controversial SNL appearance. Meanwhile, Kourtney is weighing whether or not to invite Scott on the upcoming family trip to Bali and MJ is battling a mystery illness. We #prayforMJ and also dig through the week’s headlines, too, including Poosh finally debuting and Kylie getting positive feedback for doing Stormi’s hair. Give a listen!  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!

Guys, it’s a special week. Not only are Marcy and Jess back from a lil’ Fourth of July break, but they get to break down a truly iconic vintage KUWTK episode! Kim attempts to pick up her Bentley and the sisters get in a historic fight, complete with oversized purse swinging and the famous “Don’t be f*cking rude!!” It’s a blast. Meanwhile, we continue to wag our finger at Kim, talk about Kylie’s new old lips, and give some cat updates of our own.

We have another bicoastal episode this week with Jess just blocks away from the Met Gala and Marcy holding it down in LA. We discuss our favorite looks and the disappointments from our girls at this year’s Gala, did Childish Gambino steal the crown from Kanye, and why is KHLOE at Tristan’s game. SMDH. We also recap a highly problematic vintage ep where Khloe helps out a homeless pal and Rob goes on a date with some real foreshadowing!

Jess and Marcy continue the KUWTK break (no episode till next week!) with an extra special mailbag episode! It’s a blast reading emails and questions submitted from you! They gab about everything from whether Rob will have a “comeback” to how to deal with haters when they throw shade at our beloved Kardashians, and everything in between!

Our beloved April Mouton (“Bitch Sesh”) joins us to recap an episode centered on LA’s homeless problem, but with plenty of Kardashian goofs thrown in too. We also try to figure out the root of Steph Shep’s firing and whether Tristan is handling Khloe’s butt well enough!

Full of turkey and refreshed from watching way too much TV over the break, Marcy and Jess are BACK! In this week’s KUWTK episode, we’ve got Kim dragging her reunited crew of high school “besties” to Vegas to see Cher and compliment her outfits, Kourt going to DC to lobby in a crop top, and the pickleball-focused confrontation between Tristan and Kim after Khloe returns from Cleveland with baby True.

It’s time to head back to Cleveland for an episode where Kris and Kourt see Khloe’s life with her main man, Tristan. There’s also a food tour of New York for Kim’s last unhealthy hurrah, Scott being a mopey sad-sack like usual, and plenty more!

The week before KUWTK Season 16 premieres, we manage to perfectly close out our vintage recaps of Season Three! And before that, we sift through the week’s news, including Kim’s continued work as a social justice warrior, the family’s Adidas-sponsored Yeezy lemonade stands, Khloe defending Tristan’s parenting, and a rumored rekindling trip for Kylie and Travis. And in the final episode of Season Three, we have some expected and sudden breakups that set us up perfectly for Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami! We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!

It’s Christmas time in Kardashian manor, a.k.a. Calabasas, and we dig right into an episode filled with all kinds crazy hijinks, including Cheban in TWO prosthetic getups. We also read some truly A+ listener emails and toast to Marcy’s birthday!

Oh lord, there is news to get through, guys!! It was a trying couple of days waiting to discuss the bombshell Kylie pregnancy announcement but, guess what? By waiting, we were able to also tackle KHLOE’S huge pregnancy announcement!!! It’s been a dang rollercoaster ride. We get into all the babies-to-come and manage to also tackle this week’s big 10th Anniversary Reunion episode in all its Seacrestian glory.

Marcy and Jess are back with another vintage recap from Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami, where Khloe inexplicably takes out a giant vile of coke at her radio job and Kourtney finds herself interested in a beautiful woman she meets in art class. Meanwhile, in the week’s news, we’ve got Kylie’s lavish Turks & Caicos trip with her squad to celebrate KylieSkin, Kendall getting slut-shamed by her ex’s sister, a deep dive on the Kim rib-removal rumor, and Wendy Williams announcing her new friendship with the KarJenners. Let’s go!  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!

No new KUWTK episode to recap this week, so Marcy and Jess take their time sifting through the week’s Kardashian headlines, including Baby True’s big first birthday party (including the Tristan/Khloe reunion!), an awkward run-in between Kendall and Jordyn at Coachella, Kourt turning the big 4-0, Kim and Khloe responding to Jameela Jamil’s haterade, and Kim’s big law school announcement! We also spend some time on a listener email re: the future of Kardashian family pursuits in light of some juicy, recent interviews.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!

Buckle up because we are here to unpack the unfolding Tristan-Jordan insanity for you guys, STAT. Meanwhile, our hot streak with amazing guests continues this week with the truly lovely Jana Schmieding (Woman of Size podcast) who joins in to figure out what’s what with the scandal and talk about the Kardashian approach to beauty and body positivity. Then, we dive into a vintage episode where Khloe goes missing after a toe biopsy and Kourt thinks she caught Scott cheating.

This week’s episode of Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami is especially sizzly because it’s the return of SCOTT. That’s right, the great reconciliation between Kourt and her longtime, on-and-off love arrives and it’s a real sight to behold. Meanwhile, there’s drama inside the Dash store with an unruly employee. And in the week’s news, we discuss Kylie’s money-themed birthday makeup collection, A$AP Rocky getting released from Swedish jail, and the great Kardashian lunchroom table question! Plus, listener emails! We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!

It’s Part Two of the Bali trip — a truly fun and funny one for Marcy and Jess to unpack. We’ve got Kim and Khloe failing hilariously at getting spiritual readings, including an insane burp scene for the ages, while Kourt and Scott mull over whether they might actually be soulmates. Meanwhile, the week’s news includes Kim’s CBD-themed baby shower, Blacc Chyna in a Harvard scandal, and an unhappy listener email re: Kim becoming a lawyer.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!

Ooo the Kardashian news is coming in hot n’ piping, as usual, with an apology from Khloe about using the “R-word,” Kourt getting some gross shade from her sweetie Younes about her perfect tush, and Kylie stirring up controversy with her GQ cover alongside Travis Scott. We also dig through an insane vintage episode where Kim’s secret, sexy birthday calendar for Reggie gets hijacked by Kris and Caitlin shows the sisters that she’s not a boring public speaker.

Marcy and Jess go back to where it all began: The first episode of KUWTK! We revisit the pilot and hoo-boy is it a damn ball! The unlasered hairlines! The gem-tone, silky dresses! The giant belts! Kris’s tragic haircut! Litte Gabbana!!! We also dive into the week’s news, which includes controvery around KKW’s newest beauty product, Kendall coming out as straight and the proper debut of baby Chicago!!!

Just when you think the hijinx in Miami with Khloe and Kourt are at peak sizzle, we get a HISTORIC episode regarding Kourtney's entire future! It's one for the record books, especially because the sisters also get stuck in the Everglades with the Foodgod himself, all covered in detail in this week's episode! Meanwhile, Marcy and Jess explore the week's news, from Kim giving Paris HIlton credit for her career, Kylie getting body shamed, Corey getting handsy with Kris on vacay, and the great Brody-Kaitlynn-Miley-Liam scandal explained! We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!

Haha, we thought we had news last week and that was before Kanye’s epic return to the center of the pop culture universe! There’s so, so, so much to unpack, from him posing with the MAGA hat and praising Trump to beefing with John Legend to popping by TMZ to confess to having had liposuction and an opioid addiction. Marcy and Jess power through it all AND STILL get to this week’s vintage recap of KUWTK, where Kourt quickly skips from a pregnancy scare to almost getting hitched in Vegas to Scott.

We’re back and like MJ we’re ready to cut up! We have famed Kardashian investigator Mariah Smith (Keeping Up With The Kontinuity Errors) dissecting the first ep of the New Year, #LEGGO!

Season one of our vintage KUWTK recaps comes to end with a perfectly insane season finale that has Kim and the fam seeing the pluses and minuses of their newfound fame. Marcy and Jess dig in on it all, including the famed storyline where Kim is panicked and crying over stolen sex pics of teen Kourt. We’ve also got the week’s headlines, including how the Kardashy women celebrated Mother’s Day and so much more!

Talk about a wild ride, guys! This week’s episode of the pod has some real adventure as a surprise visitor scares the bejesus out of Marcy and Jess mid-record. They soldier on, though, and manage to recap another juicy vintage ep of Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami. In the week’s news, we’ve got Kim entrenched in a sleazy photographer scandal, Kylie and Travis posting up in a handicap parking spot, Kim working with Trump to get A$AP Rocky out of Swedish detention, and Kris forgetting to include MJ when posting about her birthday. Kris! We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!

It’s finally here! Season 15 of KUWTK premiered this weekend and it was full of drama and tears. The ladies are back and in rare form, as Kourtney is tired of being a Kardashian and just wants to go back to the simple life of being a single, independently wealthy, stay-at-Home mother. Ya know, the dream! Plus we have some transphobic rumors from Travis Scott’s album art, he’s a real Kardashian now!

Marcy and Jess are reunited at long last! Hooray! And there’s a ton to sort through, starting with Kanye’s tweets about Blexit and Caitlyn’s Op-Ed about trans rights. There’s plenty of good, meaty goss too with Kris shading Kim for starting the bike short trend and more. And then a KUWTK episode that runs the gamut, showing Khloe and Scott getting back in the (very bad) podcasting game now that she’s back in Cleveland, and Kim traveling to DC to march for gun control reform.

This super blood wolf moon got us GOOD, ya’ll! Listen to Marcy and Jess recount the ways this eclipse-y week wrecked all kinds of benign havoc on them, and dive into another vintage episode from Season Three. Also, we dig through the week’s news to dissect some nerve-wracking Rob/Blac Chyna headlines, Kim and Kanye money worries and Tristan trying to win back Khlo.

Special Announcement from Marcy about a brief postponement for this week's episode. 

AHHH! One week till the premiere of the new season of KUWTK!! Can you believe?! It means we don’t get to finish recapping Season Two but we get pretty darn close, even covering the episode where Kim and the sisters visit New Orleans. Meanwhile, there is news aplenty as Kim screams about how thin she is, Khloe tweets inane bullshit about having a baby girl vs. a baby boy, Kylie makes $1 million per instagram post, and so much more!

Were you waiting with baited breath to hear the latest update on Marcy’s insane story from last week? Well, buckle up — it’s time to hear where things landed. We also dive into the third episode of the season, which follows Kim apparently wanting to be a mortician, Scott getting busted while pretending to have his life together in Miami, and Khloe battling Kris on pregnancy weight. Let’s dive in!

We take a break from our vintage recaps this week and double-down on Kardashian news with our special guest Yamara Taylor (Black-ish), who dives in on Kim’s most recent cultural appropriation, Stormi’s extravagant first birthday, the $100 million Kimoji lawsuit and plenty more with us. We get into it and it’s a damn delight, just like Yam!

Marcy and Jess are close to recovered from that dang super wolf blood moon from last week and are back to headlines and recapping on our fave krazy Kardashians! We dig in on Kim’s visit to the state capitol, Kendall potentially getting in legal trouble for Fyre Fest, Kanye’s new church, and a classic Blac Chyna dust up in Hawaii. Meanwhile, our jaunt through Season Three of KUWTK continues with an episode where the sisters nearly come to blows over Kim making her very first perfume.

Ooooo things are heating up on this week’s vintage recap of Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami where Kourt’s hormones are raging post-Scott breakup and Khloe hosts a Khloe-lookalike drag queen contest for charity. Meanwhile, we sort through the week’s news, including Kylie Cosmetics on the decline, Poosh’s failure being blamed on poor Kris, and Kim’s new Oxygen special about prison reform. We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!

There’s no new episode of KUWTK this week to recap! In the meantime, Marcy and Jess have a ball gabbing about their night out with Trish at Craig’s as well as the week’s Kardashian news. We’ve got the arrival of Psalm West, Jordyn finally moving out of Kylie’s, Kim’s cryptic Jack In The Box tweet, the question of Khloe’s nose job and some lovely listener emails!   We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!

After the season finale of KUWTK, Marcy and Jess are digging in to the simply divine season of Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami! The single sisters are prepping for the opening of their second DASH store in Magic City and Khloe’s debut as a radio host with Kim flying in for the occasion. Meanwhile, we cover the week’s headlines, including a rumor Kim had ribs removed for her Met Gala dress, a suggestion of ongoing flirtation between Tristan and Jordyn from Larsa, and Kris working hard to lock in mega contracts for all her daughters for KUWTK. Let’s dive in! Listener Offer – Call to Action Right now, Kino Skincare is offering listeners of Kar Dishin’ It 20% off their order. Just go to ShopKino.com and use promo code DASH at checkout. That's SHOP KINO, spelled K-I-N-O, dot com -- and use promo code DASH at checkout. We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!

Here’s a fun curveball for ya: Jess hosts the episode solo this week! Can you believe? Though she misses her beloved Marcy dearly, she forges ahead on her own, covering the week’s Kardashian-related headlines and digging into the listener mailbag to read some very delightful emails. It’s a wacky, fun one ya’ll!

Kardashians are kicking of 2019 with some gusto, what with Kim, Khloe and Kourt’s joint appearance on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live. We dive into all the tea the spill with Andy, go through the rest of the week’s headlines and pull apart another Season Three vintage ep. In this one, Kim is confronted by the family about her shopping addiction while Khloe struggles to pose nude for a PETA anti-fur campaign. Give a listen!

For those of you who missed it in “Life Of Kyle,” we get some Met Ball behind the scenes madness with Kim on this week’s episode, along with a sleepover at Aunt Khloe’s, Kourtney having a hot date, and Kris flaking in the fakest way. We also gab about Bethenny Frankel and Cypress Hill as grade A instgram commenters, Marcy being basically a surgeon and Chyna suing the whole damn family! Also, listen for a great Puddy cameo.

The Great Kardashian Scandal of 2019 marches on and we are here with the latest updates and hot, spicy takes. In fact, Marcy and Jess are drinking actual cups of tea this episode, so you know there’s gonna be some juiciness! Then, we hop into another vintage recap of KUWTK where Kim juggles her career and trying to visit Reggie in NOLA while Khloe gets absolutely bowled over a trip to New York that leaves us with a classic To Be Continued…! We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitterand instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!

It’s time for another cross-state episode as Marcy calls in from Louisiana to chat through this week’s episode with Jess! Before they keep on moving through Season Two of KUWTK, they try to parse the Kanye-Rhymefest-Kim Twitter drama re: Donda’s House, and give a shared finger wag at the tabloids for calling Khloe “needy.” In the ep, we meet Rob’s first major love, Adrienne, and Kris decides she needs a chicken coop in the background.

Kourt and Scott’s drama is officially international as they bring their endless dramz to Cannes and, of course, we’re loving it. We gab about it as well as the Planned Parenthood storyline, all the girls’ halloween costumes and tons more!

It’s time for a Kardashian Kristmas episode on this week’s KUWTK! Kim and Kanye take over Kris’s annual holiday bash for the first time while Kourt heads to Mexico with Scott (and Sofia!) and a hamster debacle continues. Meanwhile, we dig into Kylie’s controversial Handmaids Tale-themed party, Rob’s dismal new clothing line, Kim becoming vegan and a club run-in where Jordyn, Kylie, Kendall AND Tristan were all present?!? We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!

Hallelujah we finally reached the finale of Life of Kylie! Jess and Marcy discuss that hot hot new KUWTK promo, Rob & Chyna’s custody settlement, and we really cream our jeans over Kim’s beach body. In the finale of LoK there are baby alpacas, Shamans, and Kris desperately trying to make a cohesive reality tv show for her baby daughter. It’s a struggle for all of us. It’s been a long, strange trip, babies — much like Peru to Houston to LA. Give a listen!

The only thing better than diving into another week of Kardashian mania is doing it with an incredible guest alongside us! This week, Marcy and Jess have the truly delightful Nicole Shabtai (American Dad) join in to discuss Jordyn’s headline-grabbing Red Table Talk interview, the latest on Khloe’s response tweetstorm, and Kylie being *officially* named the youngest self-made billionaire. But don’t fret, we still leave time to dig into another vintage episode of KUWTK from Season Three, where Khloe contemplates moving to NYC and Kris attempts to parent a sweet, baby chimp names Suzy! We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitterand instagram, and like our facebookpage. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!

It's the Season 17 premiere! Sadly, our sweet Jess is in NYC. But Marcy is holding it down with a special guest, a fan favorite, Mariah Smith! She's updating on her new KUWTKE endeavors and dissecting our dolls. We get into the new Skims promos, Kanye's future Wyoming compound, and Kylie's billionaire status. And then we dig into the juiciness that is KUWTK: we got Kim with a mysterious ailment, Kourtney pondering the meaning of life at forty, and pick up on the Khloe/Tristan drama we ended Season 16 on. Dang, it feels good to be back! Huge thanks to Mariah for filling in this week. Check out her Keeping Up with the Kontinuity Errors content on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/KUWTKE/posts. Today's episode is sponsored by FabFitFun. FabFitFun is a seasonal subscription box with full-size beauty, fitness, fashion and lifestyle products. It retails for $49.99 but always has a value of over $200. Use coupon code "DISHIN" for $10 off your first box at www.fabfitfun.com. We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!

Wow, what a week since we last met. We give a run down of all the Khloe/Tristan cheating scandal, the birthday of her baby True, and Kylie being mom-shamed at Coachella. Then we have what is maybe the episode that defines the Kardashians, Kim’s Playboy photoshoot! We have Kris selling her children for cash, Caitlyn in Playgirl, and Kim finding her voice. It’s a true classic of an episode!

Jess and Marcy have so much fun recapping the super special Family Feud episode featuring Kim, Kanye and the Kardashians that finally aired! What a dang treat! We also talk about Jess’s dreamy trip to Santa Fe was, discuss Kylie deleting all her Stormi pics and Khloe taking on her haters. Plus, a recap from Season Two where Kris tries to become a dancer but ends up getting knee surgery instead.

Jess got out of her deathbed to cover this week’s double episode, full of baby announcement and arrivals. We talk about some fake news, false sightings, and the internalized misogyny that Khloe just can’t tamp down!

We trudge on with another recap of the on-screen melatonin known as “Life of Kylie,” thankfully aided by our truly delightful guest and bud, Yamara Taylor (“Blackish”). She helps us breathe some life into Kylie’s world of wet wigs and titsy Met Ball dresses — ultimately agreeing Jordyn is our new star — while leaving time to talk about Kim’s Interview Magazine photo controversy, the insanity of Hurricane Harvey, and the never-ending cultural appropriation by the Kardashian women.

With Marcy and Tricia gone, Jess brings in the one and only April Mouton (“Bitch Sesh”) to hold down the fort and tear through another episode of “Life of Kylie.” This week, Jordyn and Kylie ride a double-decker bus around Londontown wearings some mediocre wigs, play with butterflies, slowly ride motorcycles, and talk about having “big body pores.” It’s a weirdly fun one and April does not hold back with some fresh insults she comes up with ON THE SPOT. Give a listen!

It's Jess's birthday! And out of respect KUWTK took a week off of airing a new episode, but we didn't. We covering this week's news, however we sadly recorded BEFORE the KYLIE/TRAVIS break up hit the net. Rest assured we will be covering next week. In the meantime, enjoy some news and questions from the mailbag (instagram). Happy Birthday Jess!

School may be starting back up but the summer fun continues as Marcy and Jess keep recapping delicious vintage eps of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami! This week, the Dash dolls walk in a bikini fashion show while Khloe confronts her relationship fears with her longtime friend, Omarion. Meanwhile, we dissect the great Kylie Birthday Yacht Extravaganza, Kim’s possible new face, and an extremely on-brand Caitlyn instagram goof.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com! FabFitFun is a seasonal subscription box with full-size beauty, fitness, fashion and lifestyle products. ● It retails for $49.99 but always has a value over $200. ● Use coupon code " DISHIN " for $10 off your first box at www.fabfitfun.com

KKW Beauty is open for business, after ten long years in the making! Kim pulls out all the stops for the splashy, flower-filled launch party, Khloe drags us on a pretend house hunt, and Kourt yells at Scott while wearing a Wonder Woman shirt.

How soon is too soon for eye-rolling hijinks? You decide! This season jumps immediately into a wacky prank storyline around fake art but not before we get to see some of the very real-feeling fallout from last week’s blowout fight between the sisters. Things are still icy between the three but, miraculously, therapy becomes a surprising way forward. Meanwhile, we cover all the week’s Kanye headlines — from his Kimmel appearance to saying he wants to smash his sisters-in-law.

It’s time for the sisters to battle over which one Mama Kris loves most in this week’s episode of KUWTK. Marcy and Jess dig in, poking fun at their best acting attempts as things get pretty silly — including eating cake off the floor at one point. We also talk about engagements, dating apps, Jess’s sister in Dubai and when oh WHEN we might ever get these damn pregnancy confirmations!!!

The terrifying SoCal wildfires from last fall have finally arrived on this week’s KUWTK and it makes for a nervy, tense episode full of drama. Meanwhile, Kim works on becoming a lawyer up in SF with Kanye and Kris relishing being the belle of the ball at the music video shoot for Ariana Grande’s hit song, “Thank U Next.” We also celebrate Kimye’s fourth baby arriving, Kylie Skin’s debut and Caitlyn potentially appearing nude on the cover of Sports Illustrated!  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!

Who doesn’t love a good ol’ sisters getaway on KUWTK?? It’s honestly one of our fave things because we get to see the girls all kinds of loopy and, in this case, many glasses deep into some wine. This week’s Santa Barbara trip is a fun one — let’s hear it for Kendall’s bike spill — and we also break down whether or not Kourt should be using highlighter, how Kim is bitchy when she’s with Cheban, and read a great listener email.

Marc and Jess recap an episode that tackles the insanely huge issue of gun ownership as well as ... an upbeat dog swap snafu?! It’s a lot! They also recap the week’s Kardashian-related headlines, including a juicy, new turn in the Taylor vs. Kim feud.

The cliffhanger continues in this week’s vintage recap of KUWTK as we get to see how the family trip to Breckenridge shakes out after Kim and her sisters get in an epic fight over her beloved Bentley. It’s a particularly great one, where Kim throws a Blackberry and eventually rolls her suitcase off into a the snowy night. Meanwhile, Marcy and Jess discuss Cheban’s nightmarish YouTube channel, Kylie’s Forbes cover and the theories around Joyce Bonelli’s quiet split from the family.

Jess is back from the Big Apple and ready to dig into Season 17 together! We dig into the week's news, including Kourt shading Kylie's billionaire status, North being banned from wearing makeup by Kanye, Kendall going blonde and Caitlyn Jenner being funny for the first time ever, possibly. Meanwhile, in this week's episode of KUWTK we pick back up at True's first birthday, where the drama between her parents continues to unfold. There's also Kanye and the whole fam swinging through Coachella for his Sunday Service performance, Kim's mystery medical issues being resolved and Kourtney being an absolute lunatic leading up to her 40th birthday party. Let's do this!

Can you believe we’re just two short weeks away from the premiere of Season 16 of KUWTK? We’re so excited but also savoring our final, few vintage recaps! In this one, Kourt and Kim are at each other’s throats over borrowed clothing while young Kylie gets in trouble for wearing makeup just 10 years before become a damn makeup mogul. We also sift through all the week’s Kardashian-related headlines, including Khloe’s dumb Insta mantras finally getting her in trouble, Jordyn rising from the ashes of scandal, Kourtney’s truly hilarious photoshop fail, and so much more!  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!

We’re back with a FULL, meaty episode for ya after last week’s technical glitch! Hooray!!! We sort through all the latest Kanye foibles, including SNL, his subsequent social media blackout and the growing Kim/Kanye divorce rumors. Then it’s time to dig into a sincerely very fun and super watchable episode of KUWTK where Kourt, Kim and Khloe all go to Japan for the latest Yeezy launch! Kim is a monstrous bitch the whole time while, back home, Kris gifts her friend a… facelift!

Sister tension keeps bubblin’ and brewin’ in this week’s episode of KUWTK as Kourt threatens to skip Christmas all together and jaunt off with her kids. This doesn’t sit too well with the rest of the gang, naturally, as the Kardashians prize their Christmas traditions above all else. Meanwhile, Kris thinks she might be getting poisoned by somebody while Khloe struggles with her pregnancy body. AND, we hear the latest from Marcy on her roommate saga!

Happy 2019! Marcy and Jess are refreshed from their holiday break and ready to kick off this brand, new year! They catch up on all the latest Kardashian headlines that have bubbled up — from Kendall’s grotesquely dramatic Proactiv reveal to baby number four for Kimye — and dig back in on another vintage ep recap that has Kourtney shooting her first magazine cover and Rob fighting with Adrienne after moving in together. Let’s do this!

Timing worked out serendipitously as this week's episode ended up being the season finale of "Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami" — one for the record books as it has Kourt and Scott figuring out whether they're gonna decide to be parents (!), Khloe wrapping up her radio show, and the two sisters jetting back to their lives in LA! It's also just in time for us to take a quick Labor Day break before returning absolutely rejuvenated for the SEASON PREMIERE of KUWTK Season 17!!!!! It's gonna be a wild ride, dolls, so join after a lil' holiday break for a fresh, new season and all the dirt we can dish!

In this week’s KUWTK, we learn the family has some misgivings about Kris’s beloved Corey, while Kourt overstays her welcome at Kendall’s house and Khloe buys a hamster for grumpy Northie. Meanwhile, we dive into a truly horrifying story about OJ Simpson and Kris from back in the day, more gossip from Lamar’s book tour, Kimye seeing Celine Dion on their anniversary and more!  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!

On the inaugural episode of Kar Dishin' It, Tricia McAlpin, Jessica Jean Jardine, and Marcy Jarreau untangle the wildly complicated Kardashian family tree. They also discuss the realness of baby acne, the perfect love of Kimye, whether Blac Chyna danced at a strip club in Orlando or Miami, and OMG did they forget about Rob?!?! Spoiler, they didn't. Plus, they'll discuss what to expect from the upcoming Season 13 of "KUWTK" and Trish will share a juicy inside scoop of what's to come!

This week on Kar Dishin' It the ladies discuss Kourtney going to church with Justin Bieber, the rumor that Blac Chyna is stealing Kanye away from Kim and Rob's okra diabetes cure.

This is a humiliating episode. KUWTK did not premiere last week. It actually premieres *this* Sunday. This is our Chris Humphries and, like that marriage, this is Kris’s fault! This week we have some happy reports about Rob, we discuss the VERY DRAMATIC new trailer for season 13, and Marcy really messed up last week's corrections so she has to eat sh*t this week.

We're finally in recap heaven this week after the long-awaited KUWTK Season 13 premiere! But, boy oh boy, did they really bury the lede. We're also discussing planes you can’t pee on, what the hell is really going on at DASH, and what Kourtney isn'tsaying about Scott. Plus, we try out a Kardashian-endorsed product and, let's just say, WOW.

Jess and Marcy are riding tandem for this emotional episode, so grab the tissues. We finally get to discuss Kim's Paris robbery and hoo-buddy we really go there. Plus, we talk sex toys and angels in this VERY SPECIAL episode of Kar Dishin' It!

We have Tricia back with us and there’s so much katching up to do! We’re talking Lamar’s US Weekly interview, Blac Chyna being a pawn for Tokyo Toni, and how attracted to Corey Marcy finds herself. We dive into Kourtney being monotone for Jesus, wonder if Rob's finally happy, and hate on Kendall’s terrible posture. Plus Kylie keeps getting it wrong. But truly much much more, it’s a jam packed episode.

For a week with such a thin KUWTK episode, there was so much bullshit in the news -- Thank god! We go in deep on Kendall’s abysmal Pepsi ad, rail hard on French Montana, and also learn that Melanie Griffith and Kris are BFFs. Kendall is not the only tone-deaf sister this week as we learn when Khloe tells us she’s a “trailblazer” for the plus size movement. Plus, we talk about Kim being a hero and giving that catheter GOLD. We’ll carry her bag of pee any day.

Finally we have funny Khloe back with us, we missed her and her one-liners. We’re discussing too many Kylie issues: her show, her prom, her maybe staged breakup. We’re exhausted with her already. In this week’s KUWTK recap we cover Kim hating people filming her while she’s being filmed, tense Caitlyn/Khloe relations, and Scott trying to win Kourtney back while Khloe sits nearby in sexy bathing suit.

Although some people might have been hoping for an episode focused on Kanye’s mental breakdown, we got what we really wanted, an episode centered around Ronnie from the Jersey Shore...NOT! We got three commercials pretending to be storylines, two henleys, and the return of Kendall’s shitty posture.

While this was a juicy episode filled with all kinds of drama between Rob and Chyna, we had ourselves a ball talking about Kourtney’s 38th birthday fest in Mexico, a.k.a. The Butt Party Heard Round The World. We slip into our black thongs and break down Caitlin and Kris’s gold facials, ex-boxes being a hilarious Kim joke, and… trying to figure out the Armenian genocide.

It's another jam-packed Kar Dishin It as we tackle everything from the Met Ball to the Frye Festival disaster to getting champagne drunk on a boat. And that's before we even dig into this wild cliffhanger of an episode, where Kim channels her innermost bitch... and we love it.

This was maybe our FAVORITE episode to recap this season. We’re in the desert of Dubai, we’re at a Costa Rican Dinosaur Park, we’re on the back porch at Hugo’s, and Scott might have had a new in lady in each of those locations. Kardashian family vacations are always a favorite and this one is filled with sex, lies, and Steph Shep on the phone with security again.

We're back for part two of the family trip to Costa Rica but unlike Scott and Kourtney's relationship, this ep really fizzled out fast. We still have PLENTY to talk about, including Steph Shep's killer interview, a Joe Biden family sex scandal, and realizing Kylie might actually just still be a kid. Also, this week we get to some fun listener emails, including learning the correct way to pronounce the last name of a major KUWTK player who Jess is particularly obsessed with right now.

Hoo-boy! Are you ready for this?!? Because we've got the sizzling hot scoop on everything that went down at this week's LA taping of "Watch What Happens Live"... with featured guest KIM KARDASHIAN! That's right, your Kar Dishin' It gals where front and center at the event, and maybe even interacted with our beloved Queen. We also recap a fun KUWTK episode full of sisterly bonding, talk about a scary string of Kardashian-related robberies and read a listener email who calls us out in an all-too-fair way!

Apparently Kim’s appearance on ‘Watch What Happens Live!' was the biggest Kardashian news of the week, and we give more scoop on the live taping! On this week’s episode of Kar Dishin' It we discuss a week’s worth of Scott’s revenge affairs, Kourtney’s thin but overly stretched storyline, and the real saga … Rob and Chyna. Plus you know we gotta celebrate Kimye's anniversary!!!

This week on Kar Dishin’ It we have a special guest, Eugene Cordero, filling in for Jess. We discuss the Nazis behind Kendall’s recent Adidas campaign. Rob getting his period was the least upsetting part of this episode. Kendall is in India for one day and befriends a gay prince who then travels to Calabasas and glamours the entire family. Plus Jay Leno doesn’t want to be there.

In our last recap of season 13, we hate on our number one villain Jamel — he's taken Kendall's spot —, reflect on everyone's peaks and pits, and how badly we wish we could just hang out getting shit lasered off our bodies. Before that, we dig into the ugly headlines of late re: Khloe and Kylie ripping off young designers and try to unpack the very upsetting Bachelor in Paradise scandal that hit the news this week. It's a wild ride.

This week we cut loose now that the season of KUWTK is over and dig into everything and anything we wanna gab about. We get into reader emails and messages, including a brave soul who tried CoolSculpting, rate which Kardashian would be the best improviser, bow down to Kim's handling of celebrity pregnancy and try to figure out if J. Lo is ever gonna be happy. We also bid adieu to Tricia for a short respite and do our best to hold back the tears because, well, duh.

In this week’s episode of Kar Dishin’ It Marcy is flying solo with Jess away and Trish on summer hiatus, but she has a very special guest filling in with her. NICOLE BYER from Girl Code, Party Over Here, and Loosely Exactly Nicole fills in for the Young Hot Freaks and it’s a real fun time. Nicole chimes in with her take on the Kim Blackface Scandal, her favorite Kardashian, we hear about her run-in with Dolly Parton. And Nicole’s an overall delight, you’re gonna fall in love with her.

Jess and Marcy discuss the week's news, and by news we mean Lamar on Wendy Williams, Kylie and Kendall upsetting everyone AGAIN with their dumb shirts, and is Kris dating David Foster??? We also read some listener mail with some very salacious Kanye rumors! Plus Marcy and Jess have a run-in with a WeHo 7 who is about to be VERY RICH. Classic HOLLYWOOD BABY!

We bring you an emergency episode in the wake of Rob’s instagram tirade/rant/illegal activity/DUCK? This is a very NSFW episode where we sort through the complicated feelings of today’s meltdown. We’d love to hear your feedback. We’re looking for listener questions, feedback, requests, and any ole thoughts you may have.

This week, we keep the summer spirit alive with Jess back from Hawaii and special guest Mark Rennie (FunnyOrDie's "Gay of Thrones," The Onion) sitting in! There's SO MUCH MORE Rob and Chyna drama to dissect, even after last week's emergency ep devoted to it all. Also, we speculate about how truly terrible Life Of Kylie is rumored to be and have a blast testing Mark's admittedly spotty knowledge of the sprawling Kardashian clan.

Just when we recovered from last week's incredible guest, we've got the truly hilarious Mary Sasson (FullScreen.com, UCB's Winslow, @marysasson) swinging by the studio to talk all things Dashies with us! As requested by our beloved listeners, we time traveled back to 2009 to dig deep into a vintage KUWTK ep and IT. WAS. A. BLAST.

We continue our summer streak of HOT HOT HOT guests with the one and only Betsy Sodaro (Netflix's "Disjointed," "Another Period," "Animal Practice") who joins us to dissect an odd little documentary known as "Kardashian: The Man Who Saved O.J." It's all especially timely given the fact The Juice — a.k.a. Khloe's supposed dad — was just paroled days ago, to the shock and amazement of pretty much everyone.