Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days (Joe Mochove)

19. Christmas Icetastrophe

Joe watches barely Christmas-themed disaster flick, Christmas Icetastrophe (2014)!

Watch out! A meteor has crashed on Earth! And it's causing weird freeze waves to roll through the area! And then they randomly stop! And start again! It's a disaster! No, wait, it's an ICETASTROPHE!

Look, this movie isn't great and it's not really about Christmas, but Joe watched it and you can hear all about it on this, the nineteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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Joe checks out the hoppy holiday movie, The Christmas Brew (2024)!

Tori is sent by the big beveragle conglomerate she works for to go buy a local brewery. As you might expect, it's not that simple. The brewery owner, Evan, has no interest selling, but he might have an interest in Tori. What happens when a simple business deal gets caught up in the feel(ings)?

Listen to Joe talk about a movie that's fine, just fine, totally fine, in this, the third episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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37. The Last Christmas

Joe watches a movie that's actually the second part of a 2-part movie miniseries, Shadow Island Mysteries: The Last Christmas (2010)!

The La Foret family has not gotten together for Christmas in five years. The last time, one of them was murdered. This time, one of them will be caught! Merry Christmas!

Joe enjoys fine, if goofy, mystery in this, the thirty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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40. Snowbound for Christmas

Joe watches the movie that's at its best when there's almost nobody in it, Snowbound for Christmas (2019)!

When Rachel and her boss Adrian are snuck in a hotel with no other guests, they have the time of their lives! So does Joe! The rest of the movie is alright, too, I guess!

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24. Christmas Apparition

Joe watches the moody and mopey Christmas Apparition (2016)!

Emma agrees to watch a stranger's kids for Christmas. What could go wrong? Not much, really! Mostly just kids being jerks!

Join Joe in watching a movie that's 60 minutes of build-up and 10 minutes of not much else in this, the twenty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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14. Christmas on Holly Lane

Joe absorbs the 2018 holiday film Christmas on Holly Lane!

This movie has it all: terrible childhoods, unsatisfactory adulthoods, cheating spouses, impending homelessness, and a cartoonish villain! What more could you ask for? Oh, what's that? Serious stakes? Maybe next time!

Join Joe in adoring the opening credits and singing a new Christmas classic in this, the fourteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

40. 12 Pups of Christmas

Joe watches the movies about Christmas puppies that's not actually about puppies at all, 12 Pups of Christmas (2019)!

This movie is a MESS. Joe tries to negotiate his way through this jungle of nonsense and he does not succeed! Why are there puppies? How many puppies are there? Why is the main character a canine therapist? All these questions and many more!

Listen to Joe freeze as he loses him mind talking about a movie in this, the fortieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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15. Finding Father Christmas

Joe joins the search in the 2016 movie Finding Father Christmas!

Have you wondered what a Christmas movie mystery would be like? Joe did and that's how he found this movie! Unfortunately, it's not really a mystery movie! It's more of a "characters don't know what's going on oh now they do" movie!

Find out how many parents die in this movie when you listen to this, the fifteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

21. A Plum Pudding Mystery

Joe watches the Hallmark Channel original movie Murder, She Baked: A Plum Pudding Mystery (2015)!

In an effort to keep things fresh (and brains sane), Joe tries out a Hallmark original movie from one of their mystery series! Hannah is a baker and she solves crimes and this crime occurs at Christmas, which means I can watch it for the podcast!

Who dies? Who killed? Where did plum pudding come from? You can find the answer to all of these questions (except for the last one) in this, the twenty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

Joe watches the movie that teaches us what happens when the robots take over... recommending Christmas gifts, "Secretly Santa" (2021)!

This podcast is longer than the movie. This is not Joe's fault. This is the movie's fault. It feels like it was made by people who didn't care. Joe tries to care and then he talks too much. Also, another movie where the graphics team gave up.

Joe gets so very angry in this, the thirteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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05. Christmas in Wonderland

Joe watches the 2007 series of still images called Christmas in Wonderland!

There's a dad and two awful sons and a little girl and Chris Kattan and a guy and Carmen Electra and Tim Curry and a gigantic mall. The mall has sharks and an ice skating rink and a pool with beach chairs. The end.

If you read this first, don't watch this. It's not worth it. All you will gain is regret. Instead, let me tell you about it in this, the fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

46. A Bride for Christmas

Joe watches fairly disagreeable "romance" A Bride for Christmas (2012)!

Jessie has been engaged three times. She's been married zero times. It's a bad look. Aiden bets his friend he can get Jessie to agree to marry him by Christmas. That's a worse look. What do you think will happen?!

Find out who Joe names as the worst character he's met in all of the movies so far in this, the forty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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Joe watchesa reunion from Holiday in Handcuffs, "A Very Merry Toy Store" (2017)!

Connie and Will own competing toy stores with a feud that has lasted years. Everything is flipped on its head when a new toy store comes to town! What will Connie and Will do? Smooch, of course!

Listen to Joe's first podcast in days in this, the thirty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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41. My Dad's Christmas Date

Joe watches the movie that's not really a Christmas movie, but is a not bad movie, My Dad's Christmas Date (2020)!

David and his daughter Jules deal with like in the wake of his wife's passing. Even two years later, they both struggle to move on. Watch both of them say very mean things and cry a lot! Merry Christmas!

Listen to Joe talk about a movie that's mostly sad in this, the forty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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20. A Christmas Wedding Date

Joe watches the broken time loop romance, A Christmas Wedding Date (2012)!

Rebecca heads back to her hometown for a wedding and, over 30 minutes into the film, finds herself in a time loop! Who could have seen that coming? Me! Fifteen minutes before that!

Listen to Joe get FURIOUS at the movie breaking its own rules in this, the twentieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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53. A Karate Christmas Miracle

Joe watches a movie that made him genuinely feel sick, A Karate Christmas Miracle (2020)!

This is a bad one. It is ugly. It is incomprehensible. It feels like someone's dirty secret you shouldn't have seen. It has nothing to do with Christmas. It barely has anything to do with karate. Merry Christmas!

Listen to Joe struggle to convey any details about a movie in this, the fifty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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33. Christmas Together

Joe watches a movie about a town he's not sure is real or fake, Christmas Together (2020)!

So, like, Ava wants a very Christmas-y vacation and heads to the fictional(?) town of Tinsel. There she meets a girl obsessed with dogs and a man obsessed with stars. Maybe they'll end up being a happy family. Merry Christmas!

Listen to Joe over-explain a scene about a heater in this, the thirty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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00a. A Very British Christmas

Joe is back and has brought a new Christmas movie with him, A Very British Christmas (2019)!

You ever watch a movie where it feels like nothing happened? Anyway, Jessica Bailey finds herself stuck in a small northern English town and IMMEDIATELY falls in love with a bloke. Then she threatens to leave, but never leaves. That's the movie.

Welcome back Joe with open ears in this, the prologue to a possible fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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Joe watches the Christmas tree flick, "Fir Crazy" (2013)!

What happens when Elise loses her job and her boyfriend in one day? Well, Chrsitmas comes to the rescue, that's what! Also, Joe is very tired!

Listen to Joe slowly erode, like a stone under dripping water, in this, the twenty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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58. Love You Like Christmas

Joe watches a movie that could have been made by pulling Christmas movie tropes out of a hat, "Love You Like Christmas" (2016)!

When Big City Maddie finds herself in Small Town Christmas Valley, what in the heck is going to happen? If you guessed change the lives almost everyone in that town while also falling in love with a Christmas tree farmer and his daughter, you'd be right! But you have earned no prize!

Listen to Joe run through the motions (much like this movie) in this, the fifty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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34. Christmas Lovers Anonymous

Joe watches a movie about people forced to love Christmas in secret, Christmas Lovers Anonymous (2021)!

There's a lady. She likes Christmas too much so she decides to not like it any more. Then she decides to like it again, but doesn't want anyone to know so she uses a website. Merry Christmas!

Listen to Joe enjoy one of the most egregious mistakes he's come across in this, the thirty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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04. A Different Kind of Christmas

Joe genuinely doesn't mind this throwback to the 90's, A Different Kind of Christmas (1996)!

Santa Claus has come to town and he's staying! The kids love it, single mom Elizabeth hates it, and Joe doesn't mind it! What will you think?!

Find out the secret of Santa in this, the fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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56. Silent Night, Bloody Nighty

Joe and his pal Rusty watch the WILD Christmas horror movie, "Silent Night, Bloody Night" (1972)!

It's the conclusion to the Silent Night saga as Rusty returns with his last selection. Neither guy was ready for what they were about to see. This movie is, visually, awful and almost indecipherable at times. The sound is often muffled. It's a mess! And, yet, it is so very watchable. Join the boys for a wild ride!

Listen to Joe and Rusty talk about questionable nudity, way too many birds, and a movie that has nothing to do with Christmas in this, the fifty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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25. A Christmas Invitation

Joe watches one of the worst movies he's ever seen, "A Christmas Invitation" (2022)!

There's no other way to put it: this movie is terrible. Joe struggled to make sense of the movie while watching it so you can imagine how hard it is to talk about it! The movie is so bad, folks!

Listen to Joe struggle to describe the insane in this, the twenty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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28. The Christmas Contract

Joe watches the GENUINELY SWEET AND NICE MOVIE The Christmas Contract (2018)!

Jolie get's her best friend's brother, Jack, to pretend to be her boyfriend during a Christmas trip home. Turns out her ex, Foster, is bringing his new girl to town and oh boy we don't want any of that! It's a whole adorable thing!

How much Tyler Hilton can fit into one movie? Find out in this, the twenty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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1. Christmas Lucky Charm

It's a the first episode of a new series! Welcome to The 25 Days of Joemas! It's not as many as 60 movies! Joe explains in this episode what's going on! Lastly, Joe watches a movie that's fine, but also sort of bad, "Christmas Lucky Charm" (2022)!

Poor Jessica! All of her exes get married right after she breaks up with them. Is she cursed? Or is she a lucky charm for them? Maybe both! Actually, it's neither! It's neither!

Listen to Joe talk for genuinely longer than the movie lasts. Listen to him go nuts about an hour in. Listen to him try, in this, the first episode of THE 25 DAYS OF JOEMAS!

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Joe watches the movie that basically takes place in one setting, "Chrsitmas on 5th Avenue" (2021)!

Eva runs a company that offers to run errands and solve problems for you... but for a price. When the new task is to fix a man broken by loss, what will the true cost be? Almost certainly a big ol' smooch! I'm not sure if any of this makes sense!

Listen to Joe get mad a minor continuity error in this, the thirteenth episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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14. A Lot Like Christmas

Joe has a genuinely good time with a the well-acted tree farm romance, A Lot Like Christmas (2021)!

When fake Walmart comes to town, how can the Roberts Tree Farm survive? By hard work and gumption, that's how! Oh, and romance! Can't forget them smooches!

Joe has an easy time in this, the fourteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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09. A Christmas Switch

Neo-Joe watches the body-switch holiday film A Christmas Switch (2018)!

When Nasty Julia and Normal Audrey go shopping at the same Christmas market, sparks fly (literally) when something unexpected happens! This is not the movie Joe thought he was watching, but here he is! Also starring Mrs. Nick (SANTA'S WIFE).

Who keeps tins of cookies in the fridge? Find out in this, the ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

Joe watches a movie he absolutely detested, "Better Watch Out" (2016).

Look, Joe always tries to watch a scary Christmas movie for the episode that comes out on Christmas. This year was no different. Unfortunately, he watched a movie he loathed. It was no fun at all, not even a little. This episode is short as heck!

Listen to Joe as mad as you'll hear him in this, the fifth episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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8. The Maltese Holiday

A tired Joe has no fight left in him. Thankfully, he here's to talk about a movie that has no fight, the conflict-free The Maltese Holiday (2021)!

Shea and Mike both accidentally find themselves traveling to Malta by themselves. Can they find ways to enjoy the country all on their own? Yes. because they fall in love with each other. Yes, that sounds simple, but so is this movie!

Hear Joe lose his poor mind ranting about lazy graphics in this, the eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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2. Mistletoe Time Machine

Welcome to the second episode of The 25 Days of Joemas! Today's celebration of Joemas centers on the high school time travel good time (don't focus too much on the trauma), "Mistletoe Time Machine" (2022)!

Ishani, Mei-Ling, and Taijah were high school best friends. They were also a part of the confusingly popular band, SQUAD 3D! That is, they were until the events of the Holiday Showdown! One passed out, one threw up, and one attacked a woman. They also stopped being friends. It was pretty crazy! Anyway, 14 years later none of them are happy and they're tricked by a creepy Santa to travel back in time and fix their problems.

Listen to Joe talk about a movie for longer than the movie lasts. Yes, for the second episode in a row. It's too long. He doesn't know what's happening. Maybe you can figure it out if you listen to this, the second episode of THE 25 DAYS OF JOEMAS!

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3. Deck the Heart

Joe loses his mind while watching the employee-and-boss romance, Deck the Heart (2021)!

The movie is supposed to be about a work-obsessed man finding love with a lady who never celebrates Christmas for herself. It's really about the most insane dialogue and scenes that never end. It's almost impossible to describe, but Joe does his best!

Joe wanders through the mists of madness in this, the third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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Joe checks out the desert heavy drama, "Christmas a la Mode" (2019)!

When Emily finds out her family farm is going to be shut down unless she can come up with a lot of money, she turns to where we all do: ice cream. Can Emily and Charlie Business find a way to make enough money and save the day? Maybe! Probably!

Listen to a very groggy and subdued Joe on this, the eighth episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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41. The Enchanted Christmas Cake

Joe watches the spiritual successor to The Christmas Chalet (which means it has the same actors, but isn't as good), The Enchanted Christmas Cake (2021)!

Joe sat down to watch your standard Christmas baking movie, but found himself face to face with three of the same actors from a movie he watched mere days ago, The Christmas Chalet. Unfortunately, this movie is worse! The leads are pretty much as good, but there are so many dumb jokes! What happened?!

Listen to Joe list a bunch of ingredients that being with ma- in this, the forty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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Joe watches a movie with too much dialogue, "See You Next Christmas" (2021)!

This movie takes place over the course of SIX YEARS and people constantly refer to things that happened YEARS ago. It's wild to Joe. The movie wasn't to his liking.

Listen to Joe record the third of three podcasts on the same day in this, the twenty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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49. One Magic Christmas

Joe watches a movie that teaches you about the magic of Christmas... or else, One Magic Christmas (1985)!

Ginnie Grainger doesn't care a flip about Chrsitmas. All she cares about is keeping her job, taking care of her family, and having to move in 10 days. Luckily, Santa sends one of his angels to straighten her out!

Listen to Joe tell you how to bring people back to life in this, the forty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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Joe watches a movie that loves it's sap-related puns, "Sappy Holiday" (2022)!

When Joy has car trouble en route to meet her boyfriend's parents for the first time, she finds herself staying with the Lewis family, the owners of a big maple syrup farm. In very short order, she learns life lessons and helps them change their gosh darn lives! It's not bad!

Listen to Joe be very tired in this, the fourth episode of of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! He's sleepy!

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30. Christmas Crush

We've made it halfway through the show so Joe re-watches the movie that started it all, Christmas Crush (2019)!

Addie has a (Christmas) crush on her neighbor Sam so she decides to wish a Christmas Wish (the most powerful kind) for her neighbor to be in love with her! Unfortunately, she was too vague about which neighbor and she's accidentally ruins someone's life!

Find out why Joe chose this movie to mark the special occasion in this, the BIG THIRTIETH episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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52. The Farmer and the Belle

Joe watches a goofy movie about TRUE BEAUTY AND ITS LOCATION (THE INSIDE), The Farmer and The Belle: Saving Santaland (2020)!

Belle and Josh were friends when they were little until her mom got in the way! Fast-forward 25 years and they're reunited! The end! Oh, and there's a bracelet.

Learn the road map to true beauty in this, the fifty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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06 / The Christmas Edition

Joe dips into the world of print media with the holiday publishing saga, The Christmas Edition (2020)!

Jackie moves to Alaska to take over a paper no one reads! Can she turn things around? Almost certainly!

Find out what causes Joe to get genuinely angry at this movie he sort of enjoyed in this, the sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS EPISODES IN 60 DAYS!

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57. Dear Santa

Joe watches the genuinely delightful and fun Dear Santa (2011)!

Crystal doesn't have much going on in her life until she finds a kid's letter to Santa asking for a new mom! Can Crystal fill the hole left by the Grim Reaper and find true love? You betcha!

Listen to Joe try to make it fun listening to him love a movie on this, the fifty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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9. Christmas Trade

Joe checks out the Christmas body swap film, "Christmas Trade" (2015)! It was released in 2015, but could have come out in 1995!

So you have a dad and son who are frustrated that each can't see the other's perspective, right? Then they do a body saw, live a few days in the other's life, and return. You get it. But, then, at the end, only the son learns any lessons. The dad has an easy time of it in school with NO CHALLENGES. What a weird choice.

Anyway, Joe feels bad talking about how bad a movie meant for families is because it didn't get asked to be reviewed in this, the ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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51. Christmas in the City

Joe watches a movie featuring more shirtless muscle boys than you can shake a candy cane at, Christmas in the City (2013)!

You know all those Christmas movies about a lady who leaves the big city to find her true love? This movie is like that, but the opposite! It also features a real Santa, but he doesn't do squat! Merry Christmas!

Joe is buying your mom's business in this, the fifty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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59. A Christmas Star

Joe watches the movie that tells a woman "less work, most smooch", A Christmas Star (2021)!

Madeline is on the cusp of discovering a new meteor shower and she's going to do everything she can to properly document for both herself and the scientific community! That is, until, a man tells her she's too focused on work. Then she basically quits! Merry Christmas!

Learn about priorities in this, the fifty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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27. Holly's Holiday

Joe watches the 2012 Christmas(?) movie, Holly's Holiday!

Holly's a career-focused lady who doesn't have time for men... unless they're perfect! Then she meets Bo! Bo's perfect! Except for one thing... something the movie doesn't really address! It's very dumb and frustrating!

What's the twist? There's only one way to find out: listen to this, the twenty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! (Or watch the movie, I guess.)

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Joe watches the plain vanilla Christmas flick, "A Very Charming Christmas Town" (2020)!

Aubrey writes for a travel blog and decides to visit the most Christmas-y town in America, Solvang. It goes relaly well for her because she has a great time and gets a boyfriend. Good for Aubrey!

Joe does not get as much out of watching the movie as Aubrey gets out of being in the movie in this, the eighteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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37. Beverly Hills Christmas

Joe watches the prequel to This is Our Christmas, Beverly Hills Christmas (2015)!

Remembering how fun it was to watch the shockingly bad This is Our Christmas (aka Beverly Hills Christmas 2), Joe decides to watch the first one. Oh boy, it is bad and not nearly as fun! Merry Christmas!

Joe tempts fate and fate tempts back in this, the thirty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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51. A Very Cool Christmas

Joe watches the silly time capsule of a movie, A Very Cool Christmas (2004).

Lindsay tells Santa he's too ugly for love, offers to give him a makeover and then she smooches the hottest boy in school. It might be a little more complicated than that, but not by much!

Find out more about a movie not as bad as Joe expected, but also, somehow, worse in this, the fifty-first episode OF JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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1. Christmas Survival

Welcome to season 2 of Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days! We're doing it again!

To kick the second season off, Joe jumps into the thick of it with a movie filled with approximately 20 characters and almost all of the unlikable! It's Christmas Survival (also known as Surviving Christmas with the Relatives in the UK) and it's not fun!

Listen to Joe try to keep this mess straight in this, the first episode of season 2 of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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Double Holiday

Joe watches the mixed-holiday adventure, "Double Holiday" (2019)!

Rebecca is Jewish and Chris isn't and they have to team up to throw a Christmas party. Can they pull it off? Maybe. Will they fall in love? You bet!

Listen to Joe get frustrated at the lack of dreidel action in this, the twenty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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60. Joy for Christmas

Joe watches the final Christmas movie of the run, Joy for Christmas (2021)!

When Holly (another Holly!) has to help her family's business, she turns to former baseball player Jack Kane for assistance. She teaches him the secret of loving Christmas. He teachers her... nothing. Eventually, they smooch! Merry Christmas!

Listen to Joe bring it to a close in this, the sixtieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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Joe watches the odd and engaging Christmas film, "A New Christmas" (2019)!

While Gabir deals with Christmas for the first time since his mom's passing, he meets a new friend who changes the way he looks at the past. An interesting movie! It made me cry!

Listen to Joe sit outside and talk to himself in this, the fourteenth episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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18. A Little Christmas Business

Joe watches the 2013 fever dream A Little Christmas Business.

Look, this movie is inexplicable. Watch the trailer and see for yourself what sort of movie I watched for this gosh darn podcast. Daniel Baldwin plays Donny, a guy who is too busy for life. I guess he learns a lesson? You tell me.

It's just so weird.

Join Joe on a journey of the soul as he unpacks all of this nonsense on this, the eighteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

Joe endures the movie with seven people in it, The Christmas Venue (2023)!

Cait's dad is going to have to sell his inn unless she can come up with a plan to save it. She does! They'll pretend to be a wedding venue and try to trick people in paying them to have a wedding there! And here's the thing: it works!

Hear Joe wear away like a stone under a waterfall in this, the twenty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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18. On the 12th Date of Christmas

Joe watches a genuinely fun Christmas movie, "On the 12th Date of Christmas" (2020)!

When Aiden and Jennifer are forced to team up on a big work project, you know exactly where this is going. That's okay, though, because it's pretty fun! That's all I ask!

Enjoy the rare chance to hear Joe talk about a movie he liked on this, the eighteenth episode of

JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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58. Holiday Break-Up

Joe watches the apparently not-Christmas-related annoy movie, Holiday Breakup (2016)!

Chloe is eccentric. Jeff is not. They get together and then they break up. Joe did not have a good time with this one, folks. He wishes he could have broken up with the movie, haha.

Listen to Joe debate whether this movie actually had a script on this, the fifty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES SIXTY MOVIES IN SIXTY DAYS!

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45. A Cinderella Christmas

Joe watches the supposed Christmas movie based on a fairy tale, A Cinderella Christmas (2016)!

If you stop watching this movie at about 25 minutes in, you'll be fine. Once the Ball is over, so should the movie be. Beyond that lays a never-ending monotony of scenes about something that feels like the twilight you experience before you fall asleep. You know that sensation of falling you get when your head bobs and you jerk yourself awake? That's this movie.

Joe gets very mad and is very tired in this, the forty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

If you can find a shoe that fits Joe, please let him know @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram because they are hard to come by. Real giant, real struggle!

Joe watches the star-obsessed Christmas movie, One Starry Christmas (2014)!

There's a lady who has a bad boyfriend and she meets a cool cowboy. Will love blossom? You betcha. The best part of this movie is the one random song in the middle. You should check it out!

Joe degrades ever so slowly in this, the twenty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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54. Secrets in the Snow

Joe watches the Breakfast Club for the unfortunate folks, Secrets in the Snow (2012)!

There's a snow storm and six kids must stay at the school all night! They learn each other's secrets! It's an amateurish movie of astronomical proportions! Come for the awful dialogue, stay for the terrible audio!

Listen to Joe talk about one of the worst movies he's ever seen in this, the fifty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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49. A Christmas Kiss II

Joe watches the complicated movie made too simple (or the simple movie made too complicated), A Christmas Kiss II!

Jenna's kissed in an elevator by Cooper without permission. They agree it was swell and fall in love. The end? Kind of! There's also a fake boyfriend, a sorta girlfriend, and Helmut!

Learn about the Christmas Cinematic Universe in this, the forty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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13. A Prince for Christmas

Joe watches the sweet and actually enjoyable royal romance, A Prince for Christmas (2015)!

Prince Duncan needs to get out of an arranged marriage and finds his escape in the small American town of Aurora! That's where restaurant owner Emma lives! You know the rest! And that's okay!

Joe has a nice time in this, the thirteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days
01. Ghosting: The Spirit of Christmas

Joe watches the 2019 movie Ghosting: The Spirit of Christmas!

Jess is dead! She can't respond to Ben's texts! He thinks he left a bad impression during their date, but it's nothing compared to the impression left by the car that hit her. What are the rules of ghosts? How does time work? What's the deal with Kane with a K? All these questions asked (and not a one answered) in this premiere episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

22. The Truth About Christmas

Joe watches the 2018 holiday romp, The Truth About Christmas!

Jillian is leading her boyfriend George to political glory! All it takes is a lot of lying, something Jillian has found herself getting better and better at doing. Unfortunately, she lies to the wrong little girl and finds herself CURSED BY SANTA HIMSELF!

Early morning video chats, depressing talent shows, and a pointless plot about a toy! Learn about all these and more in this, the twenty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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Joe watches a movie that lies about being a Christmas movie, Perfect Messy Holiday (2021).

Emily decides to spend Christmas away from her family and heads to the sunny shores of Australia to finally write her book. Then it's not about Christmas any more. Instead, it's about her in Australia falling in love with someone back in her homeland of England. Also, her friend might be dying.

Check out Joe in this, the last prologue episdoe before a possible season 4 of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS begins!

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45 / Same Time, Next Christmas

Joe watches a movie filled with more time jumps than a clock on a trampoline, Same Time, Next Christmas (2019).

Olivia and Jeff only see each other at Christmas. They also love each other. This means their love story takes years! That's the whole movie!

Find out how many oddly-spelled names Joe has a problem with in this, the forty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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Joe watches the utter mess, "A Christmas Love" (2020)!

What is this movie? It is almost inexplicable, but Joe does his best. He can say it involves a stand-in for Santa or Jesus leaping from behind a bush, but that's all he knows for sure.

Listen to Joe talk about a movie that feels twice as long as it is in this, the eleventh episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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47. 12 Wishes of Christmas

Joe watches an adventure in stupid decisions, 12 Wishes for Christmas (2011)!

When Laura gets the chance to make TWELVE wishes for ANYTHING SHE COULD WANT, she blows it at every single turn. An astonishing waste of potential that will leave you sick to your stomach! Merry Christmas!

Joe gets big mad at little things in this, the forty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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08. A Crafty Christmas Romance

Joe watches the actually good and sweet and enjoyable A Crafty Christmas Romance (2020)!

Mandy really wants to find Judith because she has some of her old stuff. Jonah wants to help because he's a good guy and because Mandy is so pretty and sweet. They do stuff. A fun time for the whole family! There should have been more Eli!

Settle down with Joe as he attempts to talk about a movie that's not a mess! How does he do it? Find out in this, the 8th episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

11. Enchanted Christmas

Have you ever wanted to go back to your hometown and take over that hotel you once danced in? Well, do I have the movie for you: Enchanted Christmas (2017)!

You'd think, if your husband passed away and you were left raise your daughter on your own, this might be enough reason to avoid returning to your hometown. Not if you're Laura! That is the last reason she's avoiding Rosemont, Utah! No, it doesn't make any sense to Joe! Maybe it'll make sense to you!

Make sure to check the app to see if you're going to miss the bus while listening to this, the eleventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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32. The Tree That Saved Christmas

Joe watches the movie about a lady, her boss, her ex, her brother, and trees, The Tree That Saved Christmas (2014)!

Molly has to return to her hometown to help her family save their Christmas tree farm! While there, she has to navigate her ex-boyfriend and her ex's dad and... that's it. That's the movie. Merry Christmas!

Listen to Joe negotiate a movie that doesn't seem to know its own plot in this, the thirty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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17. Christmas Twister

Seeking a change of pace, Joe watches Christmas Twister (2012)!

It's the Christmas season in Texas (and, presumably, elsewhere)! It's also tornado season?! How is that possible? Find out in a movie barely about Christmas and actually much more about climate change! (Who would watch Climate Change Twister?)

(That sounds like a board game.)

How happy does a movie filled to the gills with on-screen title cards make Joe? Find out in this, the eighteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

50. 12 Disasters

Joe watches the absolutely bonkers Christmas disaster movie, 12 Disasters!

You remember 2012? You remember when people were worried about the Mayan apocalypse? Well, here's a movie that tried to take advantage of the fad and tie it into "The 12 Days of Christmas"! It's not good!

Find out how many ways there are to burst in this, the fiftieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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55. Christmas Every Day

Joe watches the 90's time loop Christmas movie, Christmas Every Day (1996)!

Since Billy hates Christmas, imagine how much he'll hate having to live through Christmas every day! All of the repetition jokes of Groundhog Day without any of the philosophy!

Find out about Joey, a kid giving all Joe's a bad name, in this, the fifty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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07. Christmas Cupid's Arrow

Joe watches the amazing movie Christmas Cupid's Arrow (2018)!

This is the sort of movie I've been looking for. It's amazing. I mean, make no mistake, it's not good, but it is amazing. Holly is ready to find Mr. Right. Instead, she finds Mr. Wright! He's a litigator! She also meets David! He's a widower! This movie has nothing to do with Christmas! BIG RECOMMEND!

In the longest episode yet, Joe breaks down this tale of deception, love, and uncomfortable compliments! Also, a very important update about our last movie, Holly Star! There's everything you could possibly want in this, the seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

Bonus episode! Joe sits down with his very own mom, Bertie, to talk Christmas movies and a surprising amount of turkey talk!

13. Christmas Perfection

Joe watches the pretty and frustrating (and perfect) Christmas Perfection (2018).

Have you wanted anything to be Christmas? How about Irish? What about Perfect? Well, do I have the movie for you! Darcy is sad about... everything? And moves to a little ceramic village and things don't make sense. It's all ruled by a British lady. The end.

Come for the exhaustion, stay for the sirens in this, the thirteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

46. A Song for Christmas

Joe watches a movie that's not really about a song, A Song for Christmas (2017)!

Adelaide Kay is a rising country superstar, but she'd rather hang out with people she doesn't know! Can she get away from the fakeness of the music industry and find something real?! You bet your sweet Christmas tree she can!

Listen to Joe freeze to death in this, the forty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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Joe watches the delightful and genuinely sweet Chrsitmas film, The Holiday Exchange (2024)!

Wilde has gone through a breakup and needs a new place to go. Oliver feels stuck and would also like a change of pace. The two guys decide to swap locations and the magic of romance ensues! Joe really enjoyed this one! The end!

Listen to Joe struggle with so many characters while trying to describe a move he liked in this, the seventh episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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35. A Wedding for Christmas

Joe watches the movie about a Christmas wedding, A Wedding for Christmas! (2018)"

One lady wants to get married at Christmas so her sister, a wedding planner, is bullied into putting it together with only weeks to spare. Or maybe days! It's literally never said! And it's annoying! Merry Christmas!

Listen to Joe unravel at the dumb inconsistencies that litter a generally inoffensive movie in this, the thirty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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48. A Christmas Wish for Hudson

Joe watches a film about romantic stalking, A Christmas Wish for Hudson (2021)!

When Lori sees a hunky firefighting widower on TV, she decides to stalk him! Then lies about stalking him to his face! Then they fall in love! Merry Christmas!

Joe learns about the importance of having a website in this, the forty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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08. 3 Day Christmas

Joe watches another family implode in the movie with two titles, 3 Day Christmas (or 3 Day War) (2012). It's weird how one of them doesn't mention Christmas!

Martin is unhappy so decides to take advice from his abusive brother and keep his family hostage for 3 days. That's genuinely the story. It's a comedy!

Join Joe as he audibly struggles with this frown-that's-a-film in this, the eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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61. Love's Sweet Recipe

Joe accidentally watches a movie that's not a Christmas movie, "Love's Sweet Recipe" (2021)!

Why is there another episode? How did this happen? Well, Joe made a mistake and decided to make the most out of it!

Listen to Joe talk about a movie that has nothing to do with Christmas in this, the sixty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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27. Secret Santa: A Christmas Adventure

Who's ready for a good time? Joe certainly is because he just got done watching one of the worst movies he's ever seen, "Secret Santa: A Christmas Adventure" (2021)!

Ted and Andre are given the mission of helping Santa deliver gifts. The resulting movie is terrible. Joe tries to reckon with its awfulness and almost certainly fails.

Listen to Joe trudge through a cursed in this, the twenty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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47. Merry Kissmas

Joe watches a real dumb one, Merry Kissmas (2015).

Kayla is engaged to a complete jerk. She then meets a nice guy. They kiss and have a very good time. Will she break up with her jerky fiance and get with the nice guy?????

Listen to Joe struggle to get through yet another piece of crap in this, the forty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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33. Ice Sculpture Christmas

Joe watches the super *COOL* Christmas flick, Ice Sculpture Christmas (2015)!

This is like all those other movies Joe's watched except this one is about ice sculptures. It's fine. There's nothing really wrong with it. Maybe give it a watch. If you want.

Joe is so tired and cold in this, the thirty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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Joe watches the fresh-baked holiday treat, Sugar & Spice Holiday (2020)!

Depsite what I wrote above, the movie is actually only okay! It's totally inoffensive, especialy when compared to the awfulness of yesterday's movie. Anyway, Suzy goes home for the holidays and ends up roped into a baking competition. Will Suzy and her old friend Billy win the competition? Could they also prossibly win each others hearts?! The answer is yes!

Listen to Joe get befuddled at some of the decisions this movie makes in this, the sixth episode of the fourth season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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06. Christmas in Wonderland

Joe watches the actual motion picture Holly Star (2018)!

This movie features puppets, pool, and paintball! What else could you want? How about a mystery?! How about a mystery that remains unsolved?! Boy howdy, are you in for a treat! Perhaps!

Join Joe on a noisy Podcast Patio for this, the sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let me know what you think on Twitter @joemoc!

56. The Knight Before Christmas

Joe watches a cornerstone of the Vanessa Hudgens Christmas Universe, The Knight Before Christmas (2019)!

There's a knight and he travels through time to the future and he meets a lady and they have so much fun and then he saves a kid and then he bakes bread and then he kisses the lady. Merry Christmas!

Find out which line from the movie made Joe laugh out loud in this, the fifty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES SIXTY CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

Tell Joe why the witch did what she did @joemoc! It doesn't make sense!

25. Christmas on the Coast

Oh boy, Joe watches another movie with an unlikeable protagonist that we're supposed to care about in Christmas on the Coast (2018)!

When best-selling author Drucinda finds her novels selling less and less, she decides to head back home for Christmas. There, she steals stories from everyone's lives for her book and also makes them sound dumb! And she falls in love! Merry Christmas!

Listen to Joe get very mad about dumb things in this, the twenty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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54. Mistletoe Mixup

Joe watches the movie that's actually a Lawrence family reunion, Mistletoe Mixup (2021)!

When Holly wishes to find Mr. Right, she ends up meeting TWO Mr. Wrights! She then dates them both despite really being into only one of them, leading to a shocking amount of physical violence! Merry Christmas!

Listen Joe forget things he wanted to talk about and only realize it when he edited the episode in this, the fifty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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31. Matchmaker Christmas

Joe swipes left on Matchmaker Christmas (2019)! Is that right? Is that how it works?

Maggie is the best at matching up her friends, but what happens when her boss matches her up with her ex? Because she's an editor and he's a writer? What if it was about a lady who made matches (as in the incendiary device)? I would like that more than this unless that version doesn't show her making matches and just talks about it for 90 minutes. Then I would like it the same.

Who cares in this, the thirty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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44. A Christmas Village

Joe watches a movie possibly made for idiots, A Christmas Village (2018)!

When PR person Piper finds herself in a cook book quagmire, she decides to help save a struggling Christmas theme park. And then she saves it? That part sort of happens so fast, it doesn't matter. Merry Christmas!

Listen to Joe get unnecessarily mad at things no one should care about in this, the forty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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33. Holiday Road Trip

Joe watches another one. This time it's Holiday Road Trip (2013).

This movie is about three living creatures: Maya, recently broken-up; Patrick, recently screwing up; and Scoots, recently a dog. All three go from Washington, DC, to Los Angeles, CA. Joe hated it.

Find out which part of this dumb movie makes Joe angriest in this, the thirty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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53. A Christmas for the Books

Joe watches a movie with a character he hates so much, it's embarrassing, "A Christmas for the Books" (2018)!

When love expert Joanna gets the job opportunity of her life! The only catch is they expect her to have a boyfriend! Why? Because she's a liar.  Watch Joanna continue to lie while also being incredibly arrogant until she's not and we're supposed to like her.

Have fun with Joe as he continues to mentally deteriorate in this, the fifty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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7. Christmas with Felicity

Joe leaves the big city to return home and start his live over as he discusses a movie about exactly that, Christmas with Felicity (2021)!

Felicity returns to her hometown in the wake of personal setbacks. She also has a dog that the movie never mentions! Why does she have a dog? There's also another dog in the movie that doesn't need to be there. Why are there two dogs if neither matters?

Listen to Joe worry about things that don't matter while he ticks away the finite moments of his life in this, the seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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21. Four Cousins and a Christmas

Joe watches a film filled with lots of wild faces and moan-y songs, "Four Cousins and a Christmas" (2021)!

This movie's not great, folks. The acting is all over the place. The directing is confusing. I don't know. Jennifer is sad that her grandmother has died and goes to her funeral. She's also mad at her grandfather and lies to people in order to get her way. She's the main character.

Listen to Joe complain about music in this, the twenty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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Joe watches the genuinely nice movie, "The Christmas Checklist" (2022)!

Here's the thing: this is a pretty good movie! You should watch it instead of listening to Joe try to talk about it. Joe really enjoyed it. It does get a little cliche for no good reason at one point, but that's small potatoes. Just watch it.

Listen to Joe struggle to convey a movie he enjoyed in this, the nineteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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04. 48 Christmas Wishes

Joe endures the 2017 movie 48 Christmas Wishes!

This is no good. Three elves have to save the entire concept of Christmas from dissolution by gathering 48 wishes that died in a awful CGI explosion. Features a dead dad.

I can't believe I watched this, but you will after you listen to the fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

29. A Perfect Christmas List

Joe watches a movie starring a lying grandmother, A Perfect Christmas List (2014)!

A mom and her daughter try to make their dying (but not really dying) grandmother have a wonderful last Christmas. They bicker a lot and then get along and then the daughter falls in love with a doctor. That's it!

Listen to Joe get mad at a list that's not numbered correctly in this, the twenty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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