I Guess We Can't Have A Podcast (Ella Hours and Eva Avenue)

Will Justin Bieber's pants lead to a national fabric shortage?

Ella spirals about mispronouncing Mila Kunis, Eva buys shoes.

Eva gets ready for the U.N. while Ella drinks coffee and washes her face.

Eva rhapsodizes America's best attribute while Ella yells at people who somehow opposable-thumbed their way to a cellphone.

Tired as the night drags on, the ladies whine about Emily Blunt's fillers while wondering if Anna Wintour can just leave Vogue already.

and John Mulaney's a big mess.

We've all had way too much Blake - so let's give Kanye the attention he's so desperately begging for, which is to say that we're so bored with edgelords.

Ella delights in Lou Pearlman, from The Dirty Pop Documentary, holding up a model airplane in the sky to leverage fake investments worth billions, catapulting the Backstreet Boys and NSYNC into superstardom. Eva's at work in New York while the shooter's running by with his backpack full of monopoly money.

They agree social stratification is inevitable.

Also #womeninmalefields

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A deep dive into the life and death of brat summer, making fun of people's reactions to the opening Olympics 2024 ceremony in Paris, and also what is the Light Phone II?

The ladies read & discuss New York Times article "How an Instagram-Perfect Life in the Hamptons Ended in Tragedy."

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/08/nyregion/brandon-miller-suicide-debt.html

Ella spirals about her haircut while Eva recalls meeting the courtroom sketch artist for the P.Diddy trial in this special episode making fun of Dance Moms' Abby Lee Miller being unhinged at all times and Sean Penn's new granddaughter girlfriend.

Eva wonders whatever happened to JTT while Ella explains why she's on such a hot beat with the Menendez Brothers case, and the further we get into the state of things, you can see just why we don't have time for P. Diddy's freak-offs.

Hailey Bieber's Dangerous Decade-Long Obsession youtube video

Eva eats sourdough bread slices while Ella rips into Machine Gun Kelly.

Poor Justin Baldoni. We're going to tackle this lawsuit one crazy allegation at a time.

As Lynch exits stage left, the ladies grapple with edgelords and people who just don't get it.

The ladies have a comprehensive plan for life after the election and the sunset of democracy.

plus Cameron Hamilton from Love Is Blind liked our reel.

The ladies do damage control by buying perfume, Natalie Portman rebounds with a date night, and Ella tries to sign a petition.

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The ladies avenge Eminem’s new album from the ridiculous review penned by Rolling Stone - interlacing memories of working at our college paper, the Brat album by Charli XCX and new biopic on Amy Winehouse. 

Ella spirals about Ryan Gosling's tipping point with the face fillers, yells at her audience that they didn't listen to her advice about clear plastic flip flops, and Eva wonders out loud about her instagram aesthetic.

Imagining life under a rigid authoritarian government structure in the U.S., the psychology of projected fashions that could follow suit, and what this has to do with Ryan Gosling's face.

With secret guest.

The ladies try to figure out why the Olympics allowed Tom Cruise to fly around and try to get to the bottom of what the hell happened to the Jolie-Pitts on that plane. The fashion brand Casablanca changes Eva's life and she is not at all surprised at the breaking news of JLo and Ben's divorce. Once again, we laugh at everyone's fillers.

We were fooled by the smear campaign against Blake Lively, too.

The ladies wonder how shady Kris Jenner really is, review Ali Wong's new stand-up special and Addison Rae's Diet Pepsi, and fangirl over their own podcast while Ella debuts her theory about how Michael Jackson might have influenced the untimely death of Elvis' grandson Benjamin Keough.

Also, why is there nacho cheese in the bathtub 😑

Despite Ella's COVID brain, the ladies do a deep dive into everything Hollywood, from JLo and Ben's impending split and Zac Efron's Ibiza incident to Bianca Censori and Kanye's marriage as performance art; and finally get to the bottom of Kim and Kourtney's Dolce & Gabbana drama.

Reading fan mail, Prince William attends Taylor Swift's Eras Tour, hot takes on best clothing for a post apocalypse summer.

The ladies wax nostalgic about the end of The Tefi Show, beg for it to come back, and get annoyed at annoying celebrities.

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Drawing dead people, stuck in an elevator, celebrating the late Richard Simmons and remembering Shannen Doherty in her passing, the ladies cover a lot of ground while casting doubt that Trump's shooting was staged.

But first Hailey and Justin follow Selena and Benny to Disneyland.

These celebrities are out of control. #hilariabaldwin #joeexotic #justinbieber #johnnydepp #amberheard #machinegunkelly

Ella and Eva spiral as their numbers climb into the hundreds of thousands of views on Tiktok.

All you need to know about Ella's allegiance to The Row, rebranding apology videos, why we're burnt out on lecturing others, and the intricacies of Justin Timberlake's DWI arrest.