Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast (Goblet Of Wine Productions)
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| 12 Oct 2018 | Ep 1 - Philosopher’s Stone Ch1&2: Meet The Drunks | 00:47:56 | |
*Improved audio starts with book 3* Welcome to the first episode of Goblet Of Wine, a podcast in which two lifelong Harry Potter fans re-read their favourite childhood book with added alcohol and cynicism. In this first episode we discuss chapters 1 & 2 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, drink some flavoured vodka of ambiguous European origin, and introduce ourselves. | |||
| 23 Nov 2020 | Ep 55 - Order of the Phoenix 1 & 2: At the end of the day, I'm Mrs Figg | 01:13:31 | |
TW: Themes of abuse throughout the episode Season 5!!!! Who'd have thunk it? Not us! To kick off the new season we're drinking Fireball Whiskey at the request of Patron Jaclyn and chatting about the first two chapers of Order of the Pheonix, which is mostly us raving about Mrs Figg and her cats. We're talking about Uncle Vernon abusing everyone in his life, growing up in the countryside, and the oh so innovative use of 'you're gay' as an insult. Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 15 Apr 2019 | Ep 15 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 7&8: The Basilisks Secret Friend | 01:06:21 | |
Trigger Warning - Domestic Violence - 53-55mins. Charlie and Hannah are back at it again for an episode that swings wildly between serious discussions of the racist implications of the word 'mudblood' and whether all the Basilisk ever wanted was a friend to chat to. All this is stirred up with Hannah's excited theory on the vanishing cabinet, Hogwarts being a shit school (what's new) and how on earth a ghost horse works. Grab a glass an try to keep up with the podcast that seriously can't decide what genre it falls into! | |||
| 11 Nov 2019 | Ep 29 - Prisoner of Azkaban 15&16:The Dying Art Of Crafting A Shaft | 00:47:43 | |
Today’s episode goes out to our wonderful producer level Patreon Amanda, who made us drink the very questionable combination of red wine and coke, which turned Charlie a little weird. Blame Amanda. We’re chatting about chapters 15-16 of Prisoner of Azkaban, how you should always punch rich white men, the implications of cheering charms, Draco’s thighs, and most importantly: the dying art of crafting a shaft. Now...BUNDLE! Fanatical Fics: Us: | |||
| 14 Sep 2020 | Ep 51 - Goblet of Fire 33 & 34: RIP Bertha | 00:53:13 | |
Welcome bacckkkk! In today's episode we're discussing chapters 33 and 34 of Goblet of Fire, aka, VOLDEMORT'S BACK! We're discussing how the fuck Voldemort got his wand, the biggest fuckup yet in the books, and what Bertha went through. Rape trigger warning- 23:00-26:50 Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 11 Feb 2019 | Bonus Ep - Reading Charlie's Shit Old Fanfiction | 00:42:52 | |
Surprise! We have yet another bonus episode for you, you lucky things! Inspired by the amazing podcast Fanatical Fics (which if you haven't listened to, what are you doing here listening to us, GO LISTEN TO THEM!) we're reading Charlie's old fanfiction that she wrote when she was 13/14 years old. It's truly terrible and hopefully hysterical - we thought so anyway. If you want to hear more of this awful fanfiction (why?!) then you can head over to our Patreon where we'll be uploading the rest of this story, plus another of Charlie's stories, and two of Hannah's also! Don't forget to also check out our social media below to see the beautiful fanfiction banners that Charlie created for these. Listen to Fanatical Fics: http://fanaticalfics.com | |||
| 24 Dec 2023 | Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: Charlie Abuses Todd | 00:34:47 | |
Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but this episode is delightful, and since you've got nothing better to do, assault your ears, assault your ears, assault your ears HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u patreon.com/gobletofwine Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/@gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 24 Dec 2018 | Bonus Ep - Goblet of Mulled Wine: It's Christmas! | 00:33:42 | |
Merry Christmas wonderful listeners! In todays special Christmas episode we get very festive with some eggnog flavoured cream (or mothers milk as we prefer it to be known) and a bucket of mulled wine. We're unwrapping our Christmas gifts to each other (whilst trying to make that exciting for an audio medium) and chatting about our festive Harry Potter memories. We get a LOT more drunk than we intended, something that we whole heartedly blame speical guest Neil for (he's a terrible influence). This is part 1 of 2 Christmas specials so stay tuned for an EXTREMELY drunken Harry Potter Christmas quiz coming Christmas Eve, and don't forget to check our Instagram @gobletofwinepodcast for the behind the scenes highlights. | |||
| 20 Jun 2022 | Ep 94 - Half Blood Prince 5 (Part 2): Harry’s Morning Wood ft. Flyte | 01:00:41 | |
Hello and welcome back to another episode with Will & Nick from Flyte! We are *ridiculously* smashed in this episode, so slurring our way through the rest of chapter five, talking about Harry's boner, exam results, Fleur, and Mollywobbles. Fltye's music - https://open.spotify.com/artist/3ZKyADicHqelBDeADLutiu?si=W5QgbxigRvuU6QZShs4t0A Flyte's Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/__flyte__/ Flyte's Twitter - https://twitter.com/Flyteband Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en | |||
| 04 Jul 2022 | Ep 95 - Half Blood Prince 6: Big Nose Sexy Man | 01:30:32 | |
We're back, and just us! In today's episode we're covering chapter 6 of HBP, and talking about the weird people we fancy, Hermione's parents, how we fall asleep tonight, and LOVE POTIONS! Content Warning: 57 minutes - rape Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en | |||
| 15 Jan 2025 | Ep 144- Deathly Hallows 28: This Do Be An Episode | 01:38:37 | |
If you think this episode is weeks late, no it isn't. Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers for Palestinian families trying to flee: Other resources and up to date info - https://palestinecampaign.org/ HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u patreon.com/gobletofwine Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 22 Jun 2020 | Ep 45 - Goblet of Fire 21 & 22: The Personification Of Death | 01:03:00 | |
For an exclusive piece of digital merch donate what you can to: https://bit.ly/3emhIsz And then email gobletofwinepodcast@gmail.com with a screenshot of proof Black lives matter resources: Black lives matter ways to help African American History: From Emancipation to the Present Petition - Qualified Immunity needs legislative reform Petition - End Qualified Immunity! *to the tune of the final countdown* It's another episodeeeeee, dun na naaa. This isn't just any episode, it's an M&S epi...no sorry it's an episode where we're announcing the house cup!! That's right! Tune in to discover which house won this season and who our new prefects and head human is! Plus hear our usual waffle about death hoola hooping around the divination tower, school discos, house elves as a metaphor for slavery, and good ol' MISOGYNY. Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 27 Dec 2021 | Ep 83 - Order of the Phoenix 35 Part 2: Sirius Gets Eliminated ft. Neil MacQuarrie | 01:14:58 | |
Hope you all had a Merry Christmas! Now be miserable with this episode talking about Sirius dying, unforgivable curses, Hermione potentially being dead, neville being and idiot, and Pluto no longer being a planet. Cry, bitch. Watch the pub crawl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lkwRkBCMKM&t=14s Donate to the charity pub crawl: https://www.gofundme.com/f/goblet-of-wine-monopoly-charity-pub-crawl?utm_campaign=p_lico+share-sheet+spider1v&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 03 Jul 2024 | Ep. 135 - Deathly Hallows 18 & 19: Let Them Eat Cake | 01:11:06 | |
VOTE! And then join us talking about the greater good, Harry being horrible to Herrmione, and the incredible lack of gay in these chapters. HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u patreon.com/gobletofwine Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 09 May 2022 | Ep 91 - Half Blood Prince 3: Hannah Drinks Covid & Fecal Matter | 01:14:25 | |
Velkommen tilbake til en ny episode! I dagens episode fornærmer vi hele Norge, Hannah drikker COVID og fekal materie, vi diskuterer å nå en million nedlastinger og snakker om å besøke farealliert. Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en | |||
| 04 Dec 2023 | Ep 123 - Deathly Hallows 1: Slitty Little Crevice | 00:59:07 | |
IT'S THE FINAL SEASONNNNNN...DUH NU NUUUUUH, DU NU NU NUHHHHH. Welcome to a shiny new GoW, we have a sexy new location, sexy new microphones, and sexy...jars full of teeth. We're chatting about memories of the last book, quaker oats, and peacocks. Also, does anyone know who the current prime minister is?
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| 21 Nov 2024 | Ep 142 - Deathly Hallows 26: Mmm Whatcha Say | 01:14:21 | |
Oioi! Lets break into Gringotts, bitchez. Don't worry, it's totally easy. There's literally no security. Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers for Palestinian families trying to flee: Other resources and up to date info - https://palestinecampaign.org/ HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u patreon.com/gobletofwine Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 04 Dec 2024 | Ep 143 - Deathly Hallows 27: Conner4Real | 01:18:53 | |
We really should talk about Harry Potter sometimes. Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers for Palestinian families trying to flee: Other resources and up to date info - https://palestinecampaign.org/ HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u patreon.com/gobletofwine Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 12 Oct 2018 | Ep 2 - Philosopher's Stone Ch3: The Otters Follow Me | 00:31:30 | |
In this weeks episode you’ll listen to us drunkenly discuss chapter 3 of Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone. We talk about escaping otters and whether wizards are basically white walkers. Don't forget to tweet us your guesses of who started crying halfway through. | |||
| 17 Feb 2020 | Ep 36 - Goblet of Fire 3-4: the 8 meter wide, perfectly round 14 year old named Dudley | 00:34:03 | |
We’re backkkk. This episode is dedicated to Hannah’s departed grandad Adrian…who has a shit taste in alcohol. We’re reading chapters 3 & 4 of Goblet of Fire and talking a LOT about fat phobia, bats, shrews, and the Weasley twins absolutely shite sense of humour. Listener Survey www.gobletofwine.co.uk patreon.com/gobletofwine Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 19 Dec 2023 | Ep 124 - Deathly Hallows 2 & 3: Chicken Wine | 01:55:09 | |
Join us for the first two chapter episode in a very long time! We're discussing chapters 2&3 of deathly hallows, aka the epic info dump. Donate to Amy's fundraiser: https://gofundme.com/f/help-amy-get-ffs?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 10 Dec 2018 | Ep 7 - Philosopher’s Stone Ch12&13: The Harry Potter Bechdel Test | 00:42:21 | |
Today’s episode we’re starting to get festive recording in our Weasley jumpers and chatting through the first Christmas at Hogwarts for Harry. We’re drinking beer and Malibu and coke and debating how many students are REALLY at Hogwarts and whether Ron or Hermione could pass a Bechdel style test for not talking about Harry. Nope. | |||
| 04 Jan 2021 | Ep 58 - Order of the Phoenix 6: Really BIG Wand | 00:51:45 | |
Ola! In today's episode we're chatting about chapter 6 of the Order of the Phoenix, plus a huge long rant at the end about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. We're talking about Voldemort nuking people, the 'pure blood' claim making NO sense, and drinking more White Claw! Enjoy! Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 28 Feb 2022 | Ep 86 - Order of the Phoenix 38: Insert Speculum, Twist Speculum | 01:18:12 | |
IT'S THE FINAL CHAPTERRRR! That's right we've *finally* finished Order of the Pheonix, and it only took us...two years? Strap in for us drinking Guinness, announcing the winner of the house cup, talking about Harry finding the mirror, Luna being bullied, Ginny being a slut, and answering the funniest end of episode question we've ever had. Wanna send us a howler? And be featured in an episode of Goblet of Wine? Now’s your chance! - We’re accepting voice notes about anything to do with Order Of The Phoenix! This could be theories, head canons, things we missed, questions, anything! If you’re the kind of person that listens to us and has to stop yourself replying out loud, now is your chance! - We’d love voice notes (your phone audio will do just nicely) however if you’re really shy, we can read out an email - Tips for sound quality: don’t record in large, echoy rooms, don’t be too far or too close from the microphone. Style it out Harry Potter style and record in the cupboard under your stairs, closet, or under the duvet covers. - Please try to keep them within 2 minutes. We won’t blame you if they’re 2:23 seconds. But please don’t send 15 minute voice notes or we won’t be able to fit everyone in. - Howlers must be sent by email attachment to gobletofwinepodcast@gmail.com by the 11th of March with the subject ‘howler for your attention’ - Please don’t actually yell at us. We’re very fragile. Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 29 Oct 2018 | Ep 4 - Philosopher's Stone Ch6&7: Revealing Our Houses | 00:53:52 | |
In this weeks episode you get to find out which Hogwarts houses's we belong to as we discuss chapters 6 and 7 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Don't forget to tweet us your guesses at @GobletOfWinePod. | |||
| 02 Apr 2024 | Ep 130 - Deathly Hallows 12 & 13: Kreature Shops Local | 01:40:38 | |
Ola! We're drinking Lambrini (classy) and chatting about a heist that didn't need to happen, and crying over steak & kidney pie. HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 24 May 2021 | Ep 68 - Order of the Phoenix 22: Bloo Goo | 01:33:59 | |
Hello! We're halfway through Order of the Pheonix which can mean only one thing - THE HOUSE CUP ANNOUNCEMENT! We're saying a massive congrats to Ravenclaw for winning it, as well as a huge congrats to our new prefects Rachel, Sophie, Mary and our headhuman Alex. We also barely talk about HP whilst drinking 'Bloo Goo', a terrible drink invention from our Patreon Em. Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 09 Dec 2019 | Ep 31 - Prisoner of Azkaban 19&20: Bad Things Happen When You Enter Holes | 01:23:21 | |
Hey there, sooo...forgive us for the audio. We know. We don’t know what happened but for some reason there were some irreparable issues with the audio file for this episode, we’ve done a lot to improve it but particularly at the end it gets a little bit wild. It’s more than listenable however, so we hope you can forgive us. These things happen. But, ANYWAY! This episode we’re covering some EXTRA JUICY chapters, so we hope you enjoy! | |||
| 18 Jul 2022 | Ep 96 - Half Blood Prince 7: Possessed By A Seagull | 01:26:03 | |
It's been months since we recorded, we are back and we're drinking tubby custard (or amaretto sours as it's also known). In this episode, we talk about chapter 7 of Half Blood Prince, with added eggs, Harry's incredible character growth (sometimes), how hot Blaise Zabini is and how much everyone dunks on Tonks. Leakycon Schedule: http://www.leakycon.com/orlando-2022-schedule/ Leakycon Tickets (use code GOBLET for $10 off): https://www.showclix.com/event/leakycon21-orlando/tag/topnav Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 28 Oct 2019 | Ep 28 - Prisoner of Azkaban 13&14: Hagrid's Furry Little Secret ft. Fanatical Fics | 01:15:08 | |
It's time for another episode! This week we're joined by Kim from our favourite Harry Potter podcast - Fanatical Fics and Where To Find Them - a self proclaimed 'shitty Hufflepuff'. If you haven't listened to Fanatical Fics then you need to, like, go do that, now. They're our sister podcast and our American, fan-fiction obsessed counterpart. We chat about chapters 13 & 14 of POA, including the feeling of wood between your legs, how Hagrid is clearly a furry, and how Draco, Vinnie, and Greg are clearly a throuple. Fanatical Fics: www.facebook.com/FanaticalFics/ Us: | |||
| 25 May 2020 | Ep 43 - Goblet of Fire 17 & 18: Tubby Custard | 00:46:18 | |
Helllllo! Welcome back to another lockdown long distance GoW episode! In today's ep Charlie is drinking tubby custard, and we're chatting how degrees don't matter, arse vs ass, Hogwart's badge craze and how Rita Skeeta is a pedophile. If that sounds like fun then grab a glass and listen along! Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 12 Sep 2022 | Ep 100 - Half Blood Prince 11: LIVE FROM LEAKYCON! - Disgusting Creature & Where To Discover Them | 00:59:21 | |
100TH EPISODE! We did this 100 times and NO ONE STOPPED US! Including the Leakycon staff who LET US DO IT LIVE AT LEAKYCON! Join us live as we discuss chapter 11, quidditch tryouts, Harry trampling first years, Hagrid, and time turners. Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 17 Apr 2023 | Ep 112 - Half Blood Prince 23 Part 1: Charlie Eats Corn ft. Neil (ew) | 01:20:45 | |
Ello ello. We're back...and unfortunately, Neil is back too! He's weaselled his way onto the podcast again. And he forced us to drink Dragon Soop, the bastard. We're chatting about Snugglehorn, how Voldemort should have been minister for magic, how much soul he has, and then eventually Charlie gets distracted by corn and stops contributing to the episode. Get a free box of wine (and corn), using our Wine52 link! Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 10 Oct 2019 | Ep 26 - Prisoner of Azkaban 9&10: Stabbed In The Eye With A Turkey Twizzler | 00:45:19 | |
Hannah has many talents. Unfortunately, as we discover in this episode, making cocktails is not one of them. Yep, that's right, in today's episode we're drinking homemade Butterbeer to celebrate the trio drinking Butterbeer for the first time in these chapters. Only it's two recipes that Hannah made up, and can only be described as if someone has cummed an egg into a beer. I don't recommend you recreating them, but if anyone does want to, here are the recipes:
When we’re not gagging on Hannah’s vile creations, we’re going full British by discussing turkey twizzlers (and alienating every non-UK listener in the process), getting wayyy too into an idea for a Hermione/Wood smut fan-fiction, pondering over whether repair-o would fix a hymen, and drunkenly being completely unable to say any character names correctly. Also, due to the political state of the UK, me and Hannah are looking to get married to anyone with an EU passport. Please email us with serious enquiries only. | |||
| 21 Nov 2022 | Ep 104 - Half Blood Prince 15: Unicum | 01:19:19 | |
Üdvözöljük! Today's episode is dedicated to the lovely Dorka (and the country of Hungary) who provided us with one of this episodes alcohols, and also very kindly voice noted in for us. In today's episode, as well as offending the entire country of Hungary, we discuss chapter 15 of the half blood prince. We chat about Christmas, Danielle Radcliffe having a second puberty, Harry's sex dreams, Ron being the worst, and Taylor Swift (obviously). Content warnings: Spiking - 3 minutes Drugging: 33 minutes Victim blaming: 1 hour Here's the translation we were reading: CHARLIE Én pedig charlie vagyok, és két húszévesen újraolvassuk kedvenc gyerekkori könyvünket alkohollal és cinizmussal HANNAH Üdvözöljük a borospohárban, egy részeg Harry Potter podcastban Hannah vagyok HANNAH A mai epizódban a Harry Potter és a félvér herceg 15. fejezetét olvassuk CHARLIE szóval vegyél egy pohár kedvenc alkoholos italodból, és csatlakozz hozzánk ezen a részeg visszaemlékező utazáson Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 01 Mar 2021 | Ep 62 - Order of the Phoenix 12 & 13: Harry's Knife Kink | 01:09:50 | |
Time for chapters 12 & 13 of OOTP! In today’s episode as a result of Charlie being a stupid bitch we’re drinking ‘Smokers Cough’ aka Jäger and Mayo, and ‘Prairie Chicken’ aka Gin, Raw Egg Yolk and Pepper. Yum. Once we finish vomming, we’re chatting about the absolute lack of chemistry between Cho and Harry, debating whether potions is hard, and Charlie does an incredible* Scottish accent. *it wasn’t incredible. Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 28 Mar 2022 | Ep 88 - Order of the Phoenix: Reading Our Howlers | 01:28:34 | |
What's this?! A new episode format, wow! We're wrapping up season 5 of the podcast with a first-ever listener phone in episode! A GIANT thank you to Alex, Anna, Arthur, Cameron, Indiana, Jessica, Klaudia, Mark, Megan, Nahima, Nicole, Olivia, Rachel, Rhiannon, Spencer, Sunny, Uncle A for their howlers. Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 06 Jun 2022 | Ep 93 - Half Blood Prince 5 (Part 1): Just Blow On It, You're A Wizard! ft. Flyte | 01:11:06 | |
Well Hey, Hi and Hello it's time for episode 93! In today's episode we're joined by the wonderful band Flyte to discuss a very small amount of Chapter 5 - An Excess of Phlegm. We discuss the word phlegm, Hermione's apparent lack of parents, really hot soup and get beautifully serenaded by Will and Nick. Fltye's music - https://open.spotify.com/artist/3ZKyADicHqelBDeADLutiu?si=W5QgbxigRvuU6QZShs4t0A Flyte's Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/__flyte__/ Flyte's Twitter - https://twitter.com/Flyteband Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@gobletofwinepod?lang=en | |||
| 18 Sep 2024 | Ep 139 - Deathly Hallows Film Part 1: I Love Bullying Twelve Year-Olds | 02:00:53 | |
Hello, we're back, and it's finally time for the first installment of the Deathly Hallows films. Now you may be asking yourself 'have they changed the horrible, unfollowable structure they do for film episodes that they whole audience hate and Hannah and Charlie hate too' and they answer is no. Of course we haven't. So join us for discussions on a stupid maroon scarf, a Nick Cave song, and how much Charlie enjoys bullying twelve year-olds. HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u www.gobletofwine.co.uk patreon.com/gobletofwine Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 05 Dec 2018 | Bonus Ep - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald | 01:13:27 | |
SURPRISE! It’s a bonus ep! In today's episode we're taking a break from our regularly scheduled content to talk about Crimes of Grindelwald...or as it perhaps should be known, Crimes Against A Franchise. We're joined by two cats as we sit down with a glass (or two) to discuss the latest addition to the Fantastic Beasts trilo...no sorry, *pentalogy, and our many, many Feelings. Warning: there will be spoilers. Don't forget to head over to our twitter @gobletofwinepod to vote on who managed to describe the plot in 60 seconds best, and follow our Instagram @gobletofwinepodcast for fun behind the scenes antics (cat photos). | |||
| 01 Nov 2021 | Ep 79 - Order of the Phoenix 32: Ghost Of A Goat | 01:19:08 | |
Wow hi, it's another episode, one where Charlie is both hungover during recording AND writing this right now. We're reading out our hate mail (hey besties), asking to be posted the ghost of a goat, and talking about all the milking that may or may not be happening, Harry's saving people thing, how fast thestrals fly and all the fucking plot holes. Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 19 Dec 2022 | Ep 106 - Half Blood Prince 17: Everyone Loves A Sexy Orphan | 01:20:51 | |
Hello hello! In today's episode we're discussing chapter 17 of Half Blood Prince, and Hannah gets herself cancelled by talking about how sexy children are, specifically, orphans. We also drink Balsams gifted to us by a Patreon Alex, and attempt to speak Latvian in his honour. Orphan guy: www.tiktok.com/@isaach.p Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 18 Mar 2019 | Ep 13 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch5: Norfolk'n'Chance ft. Neil MacQuarrie | 00:52:17 | |
We're back with our very first guest episode! Today's episode feature's Hannah's boyfriend Neil and a lot of ranting about Norfolk and the geography of the UK, dicussing chondoms aka chicken condoms, and teaching Hannah what filibuster means with dubious knowledge learnt exclusively from the hit show Parks and Recreation - we also at some point discuss Harry Potter. So grab a glass, a map of England, and listen along. Make sure to follow us on social media where we'll be sharing photos to illustrate just how badly JK Rowling has fucked up with her geography knowledge, as well as loads of other behind the scenes antics. Neil: indiecisiveblog.wordpress.com https://twitter.com/indiecisiveblog www.gobletofwine.co.uk patreon.com/gobletofwine Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 24 Jun 2019 | Ep 20 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 17&18: This Doesn't Seem Like Dying | 01:10:54 | |
It's the end of Chamber of Secrets! This episode we're drinking cider as England is unusually sunny whilst record (and uploading!) this. Charlie for once has actually made plot notes and we're discussing the epic amount of foreshadowing in these chapters, horcruxes and finding out who Alexa's favourite Harry Potter character is! | |||
| 19 Aug 2019 | Ep 23 - Prisoner of Azkaban 3&4: Prisoners of Ouzoban | 00:57:42 | |
Fresh off the back of the excitement about our new microphones we’re here with an episode that we had to record THREE TIMES because we’re too stupid to use them correctly. To make up for it, we did an instagram live and did several shots of Ouzo as punishment and to make sure we were drunk enough for the episode to still be funny...hopefully it worked? Honestly it’s mostly just chaos (go figure). Join us as we chat about Harry whoring himself out on the streets, debate what goes on inside Fudge’s head, compare owls to eggs and chat about FANNIES. Please don’t unsubscribe. TW R*ape 25:30 | |||
| 19 Feb 2025 | Ep 145 - Deathly Hallows 29: Clamato Strikes Again | 01:23:41 | |
Fuck you, Julie. Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers for Palestinian families trying to flee: Other resources and up to date info - https://palestinecampaign.org/ HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u patreon.com/gobletofwine Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 10 May 2021 | Ep 67 - Order of the Phoenix 20-21: No One's Going To Tell ABBA | 01:02:02 | |
Ello ello ello! It's another episodeeeeeee. In todays ep we're chatting about chapters 20 & 21 of OOTP. Charlie resets the vibe in a...creative way, and we comment on how wizards make themselves the centre of attention with everything, giants, and how Cho so relatably goes from crying to horny in 0.2 seconds. Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 30 Aug 2022 | Ep 99 - Half Blood Prince 10: I Don’t Care If They’re Stuck In The Washing Machine, Put Your Penis Away | 01:38:45 | |
Oooh, what's occur gin? HELLO! We're back for our first episode post-Leaky! We're doing our Leakycon recap as well as discussing chapter 10 of Half-Blood Prince. We're talking about how incest is bad (shocking I know), Bob's big dick energy, the Pensieve auto-playing, love potions, and how Voldemort is a cranky dude who loves murder. Content Warning: Domestic and sexual violence throughout the episode especially from 1 hour in. All the fabulous people we mentioned from Leakycon: Fanatical Fics - https://www.fanaticalfics.com/ WZRD Radio Podcast - https://wzrdradiopod.com/ Swish & Flick - https://www.swishflickcast.com/ Potterless - https://www.potterlesspodcast.com/ Tonks & The Aurors - https://www.tonksandtheaurors.com/ How Airplanes Fly - https://howairplanesfly.bandcamp.com/ Lauren Fairweather - https://www.laurenfairweather.com/ Hawthorn and Holly - https://hawthornandholly.com/ Chanel Williams - https://www.instagram.com/chanwills/?hl=en Cherry Wallis - https://www.instagram.com/cherrywallis/?hl=en Rhonda - https://twitter.com/KimsMom3 Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 18 Oct 2021 | Ep 78 - Order of the Phoenix 31: WE'RE IN ALBANIA (Let Dumbledore Suck & Fuck) | 01:16:31 | |
A long, *long* time ago, we promised that if we ever hit 200 Patreons we would go to Albania and record an episode in a forest. WELL, we hit 200 Patreons, we went to Albania, and today's episode is coming at you from a mother fucking forest. We're drinking Greek Amstel and Albanian Brandy, and deep diving into both the modern history of Albania and how it related to Harry Potter, as well as chapter 31 of Order of the Pheonix. Turns out Albanian history is bloody fascinating, and you can relate it back to the events in Harry Potter really well, so we really recommend you don't skip the first section. However, if you do want to we shut up about it at 31 minutes. But you will miss conversation about King Zog and pyramid schemes. Diving into chapter 31, we're talking about study techniques, fish oil, sexy villians and letting Dumbledore suck and fuck. (Also, apologies that the audio quality during the bit we recorded in an Albanian forest isn't great, it does get better in the main episode.) Study Playlists Pop Goes Classical - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DWUPafHP1BJw1?si=06e9c2f6e1a04f67 Hermione's Lofi Beats To Relax/Study To - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twMGGFH59ic Hogwarts Classroom ASMR Noise - https://youtu.be/BQrxsyGTztM Relaxing melodies - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4KfzNnDz0O6rD7AiGnH9zc?si=61d17bd9e25a41fd Anime Lofi - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/16UjD9MuGcd6nEpcejiex3?si=5df4ee5a81e2480d Study with me - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0Y0hnQJu3nAqVO6TnmhqHB?si=528387001f8f46f6 Donate to the charity pub crawl: https://www.gofundme.com/f/goblet-of-wine-monopoly-charity-pub-crawl?utm_campaign=p_lico+share-sheet+spider1v&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 11 Mar 2024 | Ep 129 - Deathly Hallows 11: Pius Is Thicccc | 01:27:20 | |
Oh he thicccc. Join us discussing chapter 11 and taking various shots for all the deaths we've missed so far. We chat about ron being gr8, magical patriarchy, warewolf babies and most importantly - whether we're a rat or a frog. This is the guy charlie pictures as Thicknesse: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGey1YGd5/ HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 11 May 2020 | Ep 42 - Goblet of Fire 15 & 16: God Save The Dean | 01:01:16 | |
It's time for another quarentine episode! In today's ep we're reading chapters 15 & 16 of Goblet of Fire and chatting the national anthem, the imperius curse, butterfly hair clips, hating the french, and finding out which piece of me Hannah would chop off if she had to. Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 31 Oct 2024 | Ep 141 - Deathly Hallows 25: Goodbye Eggman ft. Neil | 01:37:18 | |
Neil didn't curse this episode! Yay! Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers for Palestinian families trying to flee: Other resources and up to date info - https://palestinecampaign.org/ HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u patreon.com/gobletofwine Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 13 Apr 2020 | Ep 40 - Goblet of Fire 11-12: The Death Troll | 00:43:49 | |
It's us again! We're back with an episode that was pre-recorded before the entire country went into lockdown...yay. We're chatting about chapters 11-12 of Goblet of Fire, about how Charlie lives in a hole, ranting about British Geography and travel logistics (YOU CAN'T GET A TAXI FROM DEVON TO KINGS CROSS!!!), Draco's obsession with Harry, and the death troll. This episode also features a beautiful rendition of the sorting hat song by Hannah. Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 20 Jan 2019 | Ep 9 - Philosopher's Stone Ch16&17: Don't You Open That Trapdoor | 01:38:00 | |
Another episode of Goblet of Wine and it's time for the final chapters of Philosopher's Stone! Hasn't time flown! To celebrate Hannah persuades Charlie to do a shot which obvious means chaos ensues, we discuss how Harry is a messy bitch who lives for the drama (we relate) and Charlie gets extremely excited over a show called Trapdoor which, as it's a pop-culture reference, Hannah has no idea about. | |||
| 24 May 2022 | Ep 92 - Half Blood Prince 4: Horace Slughorn Is In Your Walls | 01:21:33 | |
WE HAVE SOME NEWS! And also...a new episode. Join us as we reveal what we've been teasing for *ages* and talk about Slughorn being everyone's racist uncle and what we'd do in a zombie apocalypse.
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| 29 Mar 2021 | Ep 64 - Order of the Phoenix 16: The Polar Bear & Giraffe | 01:08:29 | |
Trigger warning - Discussion of Sarah Everard case (sexual assault, murder) until 14 minutes in. Welcome back to another episode! We're chatting about Chapter 16 of Order of the Phoenix, debating how vanishing spells work, whether you can smell the difference between a sheep and a goat, and how fucked up it is to use acne as a punishment. Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 14 May 2019 | Ep 17 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 11&12: Percy's Christmas Day F*CK! | 01:02:02 | |
Welcome back Wizards! This week Charlie and Hannah are drinking a super secret surprise alcohol that involves a spoon, sugar, and a lighter. It's bohemian, okay. We're discussing chapters 11&12 of COS and how Hermione casually abandons her family, how Ernie Macmillian cares more about being right than about his friend potentially dying (relatable), Harry's moral compass being based on whether or not he wants to fuck someone, and an unusually lucid observation from Charlie about a psychologist called Lombroso. | |||
| 05 Dec 2022 | Ep 105 - Half Blood Prince 16: Harry's Maggot Hair | 01:20:11 | |
Happy December everyone! Today we're drinking some fancy milky liquid and risking the fact Charlie might sh*t herself mid-episode. In this episode we begin to get a bit festive, discuss werewolf representation, how inventing spells actually works, and everyone's favourite fun topic ... war propaganda? Oh and Fred's wonderful buttock. History & Folkore podcast by Holly Medland - https://open.spotify.com/show/2g4jLkfikZwWNYCZMjh54M?si=827d68fe57314c03 Why Do Maps Show Places That Don't Exist by Map Men - https://youtu.be/DeiATy-FfjI Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 29 Nov 2021 | Ep 81 - Order of the Phoenix 34: Daddy Sorry ft. Her Dark Materials | 01:21:47 | |
New Monday, new episode. And today we have some very special guests! We're sitting down with Faye and Rachel from Her Dark Materials podcast (a podcast about His Dark Materials), aka two people that Charlie *actually* knows irl (shock horror) who also happen to have a fab podcast. We're drinking Tokay and discussing feminist wrestling, pagan festivals, goth horses, death, and Ron's flying penis. Her Dark Materials: https://www.instagram.com/hdmpod/ Rach: https://twitter.com/Rach_Makes https://rachmakes.bigcartel.com/ Faye: https://www.instagram.com/Fayeleyyy/ https://twitter.com/stillintoyoupod Us: Watch the pub crawl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lkwRkBCMKM&t=14s Donate to the charity pub crawl: https://www.gofundme.com/f/goblet-of-wine-monopoly-charity-pub-crawl?utm_campaign=p_lico+share-sheet+spider1v&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 23 Aug 2023 | Ep. 120 - Half Blood Prince 30: Dumbledore's Poolside Funeral | 01:10:54 | |
Well hello again everyone. After 30 chapters we're finally at the end of Half Blood Prince, and what a journey it's been! In this episode we bash one of our favourite european nations - Germany! First we compliment their alcohol and cruely ruin it all by making jokes about German holiday-makers. We also discuss the Eras tour, how Hogwarts never runs their exams, and how book 6 is great because it isn't book 5 - enjoy! Send us your howler voice notes to gobletofwinepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line Howler!
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| 04 Feb 2019 | Ep 10 - Philosopher's Stone Film: Daddy's Gone Mad, Hasn't He?! | 00:55:08 | |
Welcome to episode 10 (omg) of Goblet of Wine! And now we've finished the first book it's time for the first of our film episodes! In another (this time unplanned) format switch-up, it's the first episode where we aren't drunk. Nope, we're hungover. We *may* have accidentally got too drunk the night before whilst watching the film and had to go to bed early. Oops. But we wanted to get this recorded whilst the memories were fresh, and we definitely didn't want to start drinking at 9am, so here we are unusually sober and horribly hungover. Honestly, this episode is mostly us quoting the film incessantly in exaggerated British accents, fan girling over the cast and over analyising the era accuracy of their hair styles. | |||
| 15 Feb 2021 | Ep 61 - Order of the Phoenix 10 & 11: Umbridge's Femininity ft. #WizardTeam | 01:27:02 | |
Welcome back to another very special episode of Goblet of Wine! In today’s episode, we have the amazing Robyn and Bayana from #WizardTeam podcast and @blackgirlscreate. With the help of their much more insightful minds, we’re chatting about Neville, meeting Luna for the first time, Umbridge’s femininity, and how Hogwarts really needs Ofsted. Twitter warnings: 1:11:55 rape TW 1:16:10 gun TW Find Robyn & Bayana: https://twitter.com/blkgirlscreate https://www.instagram.com/blackgirlscreate/ Real House Students of Hogwarts - https://blackgirlscreate.org/2020/02/the-real-house-students-of-hogwarts-episode-1-2/ Find more of Goblet of Wine: Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 20 Jun 2023 | Ep 116 - Half Blood Prince 26: BYOB (Bring Your Own Boat) ft. Witch Please | 01:27:03 | |
OMG it's WITCH PLEASE?! For some reason Marcelle and Hannah stooped to our level and agreed to come on Goblet of Wine, and somehow, actually lowered the tone?! Who'd have thunk it. Around some slight technical issues, we discuss Voldemort being sticky, BYOB (bring your own boat) and...anal secretions?
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| 12 Nov 2018 | Ep 5 - Philosopher’s Stone Ch8&9: Hannah Goes Blind | 00:33:26 | |
Welcome to episode 5 of goblet of wine, a drunken Harry Potter podcast. This episode we’re drinking a mysterious Polish booze that boasts of being ‘matured at sea in oak cherry casks’, whatever that means, and Hannah does a spectacular job of keeping the podcast together whilst blind. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter & Instagram for behind the scenes drunken antics and check out our Patreon! | |||
| 24 Dec 2021 | Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: Love Actually Is All Around (Hogwarts) | 01:36:22 | |
Merry Christmas Eve! We're back with another festive special and this time we've chosen CHAOS (when do we not!) We're reimagining the British Christmas classic Love Actually into the Hogwarts universe. Think Colin Creevey killing muggle-borns, Percy Weasley being a horny secretary and George fucking 5 french girls. Grab a glass of mulled wine or a festive Eggnog and join us for a drunken Christmas ramble! Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 01 May 2024 | Ep 132 - Deathly Hallows 15: They're Stinky, They're Smelly | 02:00:21 | |
They're stinky, they're smelly, and no, they aren't the podcast hosts. HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 24 Dec 2019 | Bonus ep - Goblet of Mulled Wine: Gay Sex, Murder, Dildos, & Fan Fiction | 00:35:43 | |
It’s time for a very special FESTIVE bonus episode! We’re getting into the Christmas spirit with a Christmas themed fan fiction writing challenge! We asked our Patreon’s to send us prompts for: character, location, object, and spell. We picked these at random and the only rule was we had 10 minutes to write a fan fiction mentioning all of the prompts, AND Christmas. Trash ensued. Enjoy and don’t forget to head to our Twitter/IG stories to vote on your favourite fan fic! | |||
| 18 Feb 2019 | Ep 11 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch1&2: Dobby's Schlong | 01:00:18 | |
Welcome back for a very exciting episode - we can't believe we've gotten this far - we're onto book two!!! This episode we're discussing the first two chapters of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, talking about JK's weird thing of demonising ugly people, Harry rating people on whether he wants to fuck them, and Dobby's schlong! | |||
| 17 Aug 2020 | Ep 49 - Goblet of Fire 29 & 30: Dumbledore's Sex Memories | 00:54:13 | |
WELCOME BACK TO GOBLET OF SWEAT! No, we haven’t changed the name of the podcast, but goblet of sweat is a pretty accurate way to describe the experience of recording a podcast in 36 British heat in a tiny room with closed windows and doors and no AC. In today’s episode we’re drinking a drink based on what we think Bellatrix would drink at the request of our amazing Patreon Samuel. Which turned out to be super damn appropriate as it’s the first chapters with Bellatrix in! We’re chatting Harry actually being logical for once, Dumbledore’s sex memories, and Crouch being trans. Enjoy! Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 13 Mar 2023 | Ep 110 - Half Blood Prince 21: Sarah J Maas Might Be A Furry | 00:56:15 | |
Welcome back to YET ANOTHER VIDEO PODCAST! Yes, we're still really excited about this. We're chatting chapter 21 of Half Blood Prince, about Roonil Waslib, Harry being a nonce that's good at owning slaves, and not fucking your cousin. Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 26 Apr 2021 | Ep 66 - Order of the Phoenix 18-19: Death By Frog Impact | 00:55:09 | |
WE'RE BACK TOGETHER! Covid 19 rules now allow for 'non-essential' businesses to open, which apparently, our podcast is 'non-essential'? Who knew. So with some sexy social distancing rules in place we're FINALLY recording together again! We're chatting about chapters 18 & 19 of OOTP whilst drinking a literal TUB of alcohol. We discuss Harry and Ron's learned helplessness, Cho kinda being a nonce, which Hogwarts house would be the messiest, and rainy school lunchtimes. Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 25 Feb 2024 | Ep 128 - Deathly Hallows 10: It’s Todd’s World, We’re Just Living In It | 01:12:46 | |
'ello, enjoy a Todd heavy episode. Whilst Todd cruises around us, we discuss Harry having a shit day, Hermione's menstrual products, and teenage bedrooms. HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 07 Jun 2021 | Ep 69 - Order of the Phoenix 23: Nice. | 01:05:52 | |
Trigger warning: memory loss/alzheimers/dementia discussion 53 minutes to 1:02:00. EPISODE 69! Nice. Join us in our new episode where we're drinking one of the nicest drinks we've drunk on the podcast so far, talking about Hermione's relationship with her parents (again), Ron buying Hermione perfume (?!?) and answering whether we think Neville is the chosen one. Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 07 Dec 2020 | Ep 56 - Order of the Pheonix 3 & 4: Blowing off a Bollock | 00:58:12 | |
We're back and getting in the festive spirit already drinking Bailey's Hot Choc at the request of Veera! In today's ep we're chatting chapters 3 & 4 of Order of the Pheonix, about our love of Tonks, Hermione's lack of background story, and answering what we'd use the pensieve for. Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 22 May 2024 | Ep 133 - Deathly Hallows 16: She Whips It Out | 01:19:35 | |
It's objectifying men time HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 28 Aug 2024 | Ep 138 - Deathly Hallows 23: Two Dobbies Died ft. Nikita | 01:21:34 | |
She's back! We can't get rid of her. Nikita has been patiently waiting under a blanket in my spare room for two weeks, waiting to return to the podcast and be forced to do more shots. She hates us! Please make her leave my flat. Resources for supporting Palestine: Write to your local representative. UK template here: https://una.org.uk/sites/default/files/2024-02/template_letter_to_mps_-_gaza_feb_2024.docx GoFundMe to Palestinian families on the ground - Fundraisers for Palestinian families trying to flee: Other resources and up to date info - https://palestinecampaign.org/ HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u patreon.com/gobletofwine Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 29 Apr 2019 | Ep 16 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 9&10: Queer Eye for the Wizard Guy | 01:03:45 | |
Join us for this weeks episode where we're back and discussing chapters 9-10 of Chamber Of Secrets. So settle down with a brew and listen to us waffle on about how prophercies work, how Ron is like the Word paperclip of Wizardry, how Quidditch is bullshit and how Dumbledore should join Queer Eye for the Wizard Guy! | |||
| 02 Aug 2023 | Ep 119 - Half Blood Prince 29: Hogwart’s Morgue | 01:10:13 | |
Ello ello ello. Join us as we drink Taylor Swift themed cocktails (shut up, haters) and chat about chapter 29 of the half blood prince. We discuss Dumbledore's reputation, mansplaining, and how Hogwarts definitely has a morgue. HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 14 Oct 2019 | Ep 27 - Prisoner of Azkaban 11&12: Nuggets | 00:33:26 | |
Guten tag! Today me and Hannah are potentially starting World War 3 over our misguided attempt to pay tribute to Germany. We're drinking some...interesting German booze called 'Jagdstolz' and eating some authentic German Haribo courtesy of our wonderful listener Fiona! We’re chatting about Hannah’s obsession with tea, what our Patronus memories would be, how you can wank away depression and…nuggets. | |||
| 02 Aug 2021 | Ep 73 - Order of the Phoenix 27: Horse Dick Ft. Potterless | 01:19:22 | |
The moment you've all been asking for...it's GOW X Potterless! Yup, that's right, we're finally having Mike on the pod. With him we're chatting about chapter 27 of Order of the Phoenix whilst drinking margaritas and talking about horse dick, hermione not being like other girls, what a hypocrite Dumbledore is, and Kingsley Shacklebolt's...questionable name. Maria's shop: https://mulberrymoons.com/ Maria's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mulberry_moons/ The Kingsley Shacklebolt TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMd39fGPc/ Potterless: https://www.potterlesspodcast.com/ Mike: https://twitter.com/schubes17 Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 27 Sep 2022 | Ep 101 - Half Blood Prince 12: Virgin And Buried ft. The Gayly Prophet | 01:11:52 | |
Hello hello! In today's episode we're *finally* sitting down with Lark and Jessie from The Gayly Prophet to discuss chapter 12 of The Half Blood Prince. We're drinking Orange Blossom's and talking about drunk McGonagall, how inventing spells work, and the invisible curriculum. The Gayly Prophet - https://hashtagruthless.com/ Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 10 Jun 2019 | Ep 19 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 15&16: Hagrid's Murder Quota ft. HeyAmyJane | 01:18:11 | |
Guess who's back? Back again...no it's not slim shady, it's Hannah and Charlie, sorry to disappoint. This episode we’re joined by special guest and general nerd-stuff youtuber HeyAmyJane! We’re discussing Ron’s incredible character development, how Hagrid was clearly sacrificing students each year, how the flying car is the goodest of all bois, and Percy wanking in cupboards. We also discover that Charlie apparently doesn’t know how many legs spiders have. www.youtube.com/user/TheCameraLiesBeauty/featured www.instagram.com/heyamyjane/?hl=en twitter.com/heyamyjane | |||
| 27 Nov 2018 | Ep 6 - Philosopher’s Stone Ch10&11: Hermione the Twisted Fire Starter | 00:36:06 | |
In this episode we’re drinking ‘red white and berry vodka’ and chatting about being bossy before #girlboss, Ron being underrated, and Hermione being a twisted fire starter. We also want to say a massive thank you to everyone that’s listened so far! | |||
| 24 Dec 2018 | Bonus Ep - Goblet of More Mulled Wine: A Very Potter Christmas Quiz | 00:55:27 | |
If one festive episode wasn't enough for you, we've brought you a second one! This time with even more drunken merriment (seriously, we're smashed in this) and we're doing everyone's favourite Christmas activity - a quiz! But a Harry Potter festive one. It decends into complete chaos with Neil being verbally roasted at every possible moment, Charlie doing spectacularly badly at the quiz and Hannah alienating every American listener AGAIN. What could be more festive! Merry Christmas lovely listeners. | |||
| 27 Apr 2020 | Ep 41 - Goblet of Fire 13 & 14: Snape's Owl Fursona | 01:17:04 | |
Welcome to the first ever episode NOT RECORDED TOGETHER :( That's right, me and Hannah are doing some fun lockdown style long distance recordings. This episode may break our record for the episode we talk about Harry Potter the least in. Instead, we're talking about the British educational system, Charlie's teeth, Hannah looking after snails, and we read our BIRTH CHARTS! Because astrology is definitely...real. ENJOY! Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 21 Jun 2021 | Ep 70 - Order of the Phoenix 24: Snape's Wanking Photo (Ft Neil, kind of) | 01:16:09 | |
TW: Discussions of suicide - 36.50 - 37.45 Ello ello ello. Welcome back to episode 70, in today's episode we're discussing chapter 24 of Order of the Phoenix, and talking about Snape's wanking photo, yet more lack of logic with the Hogwart's Express, our feelings on Cho, and how Snape is a TERRIBLE teacher. Oh, and we also do a Q&A with Neil. Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 04 Apr 2023 | Ep 111 - Half Blood Prince 22: Draco’s Lost His Tits | 01:30:52 | |
Ooooh shiny new camera! Wooo! Shiny new episode! Wooo! Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 30 Jan 2023 | Ep 107 - Half Blood Prince 18: Em’s Not A Nice Person | 01:43:41 | |
WE'RE BACK BABY! In today's episode we are POISONED by a VILE Canadian CUNT called Em, who made us drink a drink sooo vile that we for the first time ever couldn't drink it. Aka a Ceaser. When we aren't gagging, we talk about chapter 18 of Goblet Of Fire, bathroom cabinets, slughorn's singing abilities, bad teaching and Neville's assless chaps.
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| 20 Jul 2020 | Ep 47 - Goblet of Fire 25 & 26: There's Poop In The Lake | 01:01:17 | |
WE'REEE BACK!! AND WE'RE IN THE SAME ROOM! That's right, after almost 5 months we're finally back, 2 meters apart, and recording TOGETHER. To celebrate get ready for THE DRUNKEST EPISODE EVER! Ft us doing shots in a park, drinking out of a cock bottle in a park, and generally getting glared at by half of South London (especially Neil). We're asking important questions such as 'what're the chances of a chicken egg from the supermarket hatching' (ft egg expert Neil), the importance of teaching children to swim (ft swimming expert Hannah), and...Charlie has no special skills. At some point we do also talk about Harry Potter. Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 04 Mar 2019 | Ep 12 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch3&4: The Ouzo Who Must Not Be Named | 00:42:56 | |
Your favourite drunken-British-Harry-Potter podcast co-hosts are back - and this week they've been poisoned. Poisoned by Ouzo. We have our first ever producer level patreon Sandra to 'thank' for this who kindly chose Absinthe as our drink this week, which after we couldn't find easily because #BritishProblems, we chose Ouzo as the next closest thing. Never drink Ouzo. At some point between force feeding ourselves Ouzo and trying not to be sick we also discuss chapters 3 and 4 of the Chamber of Secrets, and answer Sandra's question of which character in the series would we most like to curse with incurable hiccups. | |||
| 28 Sep 2020 | Ep 52 - Goblet of Fire 35: Madam Malkin's Back Room Sex Toy Emporium | 01:14:34 | |
So we *do* love a ramble but we really may have outdone ourselves this episode, so buckle up for FIFTEEN MINUTES of us talking about *literally* anything other than the chapters we’re supposed to be discussing this episode...but that’s okay because you guys love us for the drunken rambling...right? Right?! Okay whatever. We’re chatting about chapter 35 (that’s right it’s a rare one chapter episode) of goblet of FIRE and whether Voldemort thinks he’s evil, why Sting from the police is a serial killer, and also explaining why neither of us like Lord of the Rings. Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 15 Mar 2021 | Ep 63 - Order of the Phoenix 14 & 15: Harry is Bi ft Sequoia Simone | 01:26:30 | |
In today's episode we have an amazing special guest - Sequoia from our sister pod Fanatical Fics! We're drinking cider and debating how owls work, how Harry is CLEARLY bi, and how Umbridge is basically Michael Gove.
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| 14 Feb 2022 | Ep 85 - Order of the Phoenix 37: “Gaslight, Girlboss, Gatekeep” - Dumbledore | 01:45:23 | |
Strap yourselves in for a lomg but gud episode! We're chatting about the cluster fuck that is chapter 37 whilst drinking Cranberry Vodka. So settle in as we discuss Phineas being a gossiping homosexual, Harry never asking about his parents, Dumbledore's porn addiction, and how shit the epilogue is. Hannah goes full Hannah and has made an entirely timeline of the last few chapters events (link below), Charlie goes full Charlie by making a bunch of references to different media, and we go Goblet of Wine by attempting to direct an entire scene of our imaginary HP TV show. Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 30 Aug 2021 | Ep 75 - Order of the Phoenix 28 Part 2: So Many Dead Ft. Unbitten Podcast | 01:41:38 | |
Welcome back to ANOTHER episode starring Unbitten's Cam and Em! Once again we're having a very long, very drunken ramble. This time about how much Marietta was a dick (or not), Harry being a dick, Hogwarts (and IRL) exams, and pensieve memories. Enjoy! Unbitten Podcast: twitter.com/unbittenpod Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 18 Jul 2023 | Ep 118 - Half Blood Prince 28: Real Wizards Wear Long-Johns | 01:02:06 | |
Hi Swifties! We *aren't* eating rotten shark, but we are eating and drinking many other Icelandic things! So join us as we discuss Neville being observant, the end of childhood, Snake's slutty little ankles, and how easy it is to kill babies. HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 25 Nov 2019 | Ep 30 - Prisoner of Azkaban 17&18: Harry Potter and the Tear-away Trousers ft. Melissa Anelli | 01:21:17 | |
Yo wassup. Today we have a very special episode as we're chatting with the one and only queen of the Harry Potter fandom - Melissa Anelli! We're drinking Scotch and reading chapters 17 and 18 of Prisoner of Azkaban, which ends up as mostly yelling. Seriously. Charlie yells about the terrible Werewolf/HIV metaphor, Melissa yells about Hermione being a flawed character, and EVERYONE yells about how the films ruined Ron. So if a bunch of adults drunkenly yelling about a children's book sounds like your thing, then smash that play button. Melissa Anelli: Us: | |||
| 31 Aug 2020 | Ep 50 - Goblet of Fire 31 & 32: Defeating Bridget Jones' Spanx | 00:48:06 | |
Welcome back to EPISODE 50!! How did we do this 50 times?! Why! How did no one stop us? It’s a mystery. Anyway, we’re back and chatting chapters 31 and 32 of goblet of fire. We’re talking daddy and mummy issues, portkey logic, and Voldemort’s dick. We also introduce a new podcast rule! Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast Tiktok @gobletofwinepod | |||
| 13 Jun 2024 | Ep 134 - Deathly Hallows 17: Snakey Mrs B | 01:24:52 | |
Ello ello. Grab a glass of ‘something you’ve gotten used to’ and join us as we talk about chapter 17, racist statues, Russian dolls and sooty and sweep. It’s a super on-topic episode as normal! HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u patreon.com/gobletofwine Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 29 Jan 2024 | Ep 126 - Deathly Hallows 6 & 7: The Ghoul's Toupee | 01:52:55 | |
We can't do maths. We realise it's 6. Please don't tweet us. HP TV Show Petition: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/nohptv/ Merch - https://www.redbubble.com/people/gobletofwine/shop?asc=u Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast | |||
| 12 Oct 2021 | Bonus Ep - THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: Reacting To Our First Episode | 01:27:10 | |
Somehow another year had passed up by and this podcast is now THREE YEARS OLD! If the podcast was a human it would now be walking and talking and ... doing whatever else 3-year-olds do. In today's Bonus Episode we react to our first ever episode for the first time since we posted it. We criticise our annoying voices, laugh heartily at frozen baby Harry being punted across the front garden and get a little bit emotional over running the podcast.
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