Gayish Podcast (Gayish Media)

Topics include: anime, manga, hentai, otaku, emakimono, hāremumono, Ouran High School Host Club, Spirited Away, Hayao Miyazaki, Attack on Titan, Pokémon, censorship in Sailor Moon, Usagi Tsukino’s bisexuality, LGBTQ representation in Japan, and horrific murder. Thanks to Gap Bridger Mike Cubbington for requesting this episode!   In this episode: News- 3:08 || Main Topic (Anime)- 18:45 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:24:12   All Gaytrons of all levels can join our quarterly happy hour! The next one is Wednesday, November 2 @ 6pm Pacific / 9pm Eastern. Zoom info will be posted to Patreon closer to the event. We can’t wait to see you then!

Mike breaks down the recent US Supreme Court decision that overturned Roe v. Wade. We discuss the impact of Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization, the role of due process in granting rights, and the similar decisions that are now at risk: Lawrence v. Texas, Griswold v. Connecticut, Obergefell v. Hodges, and (the noticeably absent) Loving v. Virginia.

THIS IS NOT AN INTERVENTION. Drinking issues are pervasive in the gay community, and Mike and Kyle explore them with special guest Davey Wavey, who has never had a drink in his life. BUT THIS IS NOT AN INTERVENTION.

In this episode: News- 2:07 || Main Topic (Sobriety)- 11:15 || Guest (Davey Wavey)- 26:15 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:08:03

On Monday's Patreon bonus segment, more with Davey Wavey, who called this segment more interesting than the regular episode.

Mike’s Scruff game is... wanting. Kyle tears his profile apart with the help of two experts, Tiffany Troiano and Nicole Firestone, to help his online persona reflect the amazing person we know that he is. In this episode: News- 6:44 || Main Topic (App Makeover)- 16:23 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:14:53 On Monday, Dan will flip the script by giving Scruff a makeover on the bonus Patreon segment,  which will be available at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast

Mike and Kyle talk about fingering tips, why giving the finger is gay, gay finger sizes, and whether fingering qualifies as sex.

In this episode: News- 9:01 || Main Topic (Fingering)- 15:53 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:02:03

Come see us live in Houston! Visit www.gayishpodcast.com/live for tour dates, details and tickets. We can’t wait to see you!

On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike shares more about the (misunderstood) history of The Black Cat in LA. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Full episode transcript: https://www.gayishpodcast.com/gayish-351-fingering-live-in-los-angeles/

Other than Jonathan van Ness, why are so many famous hairdressers straight?! We talk about the hairdressing history, stereotypes, research and French people.

In this episode: News- 6:15 || Main Topic (Hairdressers)- 19:39 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:15:52

This episode topic was voted on by our wonderful Patreon Gap Bridgers! If you want to vote, either in the main poll or the tie-breaker, check out the levels and benefits at patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

From the Grecian Olympics to the modern, Mike and Kyle talk about the LGBTQ+ people that have participated in, and won, the Olympics, including the gay Olympics.

In this episode: News- 2:26 || Main Topic (Olympics)- 11:35 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:02:36

On the Patreon bonus segment, we talk about the one and only Caitlyn Jenner. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Why are werewolves so gay? Is it because they’re throbbing, shirtless, hairy men fighting for dominance? Well, yeah.

In this episode: News- 2:22 || Main Topic (Werewolves)- 14:25 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:03:51

On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike gives Kyle the werewolf name quiz. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Gaymes, gaymes, gaymes!

In this episode: News- 4:42 || Main Topic (Board Games)- 15:25 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:12:08

On the Patreon bonus segment, we jump into heated Reddit debate about gay board games. Plus, Mike and Kyle play some Homogenius. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

The Zakar twins, Michael and Zak, join us to talk about coming out to their Catholic-Iraqi mom and stoner dad, being gay and Middle Eastern, their experience with sexual assault while modeling, and their feelings on getting *that* question as a twin (you know the one).

In this episode: News- 7:14 || Main Topic (Twins)- 21:41 || Guests (Michael and Zak Zakar)- 25:52 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:00:39

To get more of the Zakar Twins: 

• Follow on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/zakartwins/)
• Follow on TikTok (https://www.tiktok.com/@zakartwins)
• Buy “Pray the Gay Away” (https://www.amazon.com/Pray-Gay-Away-Michael-Zakar/dp/0692986723/)
• But their latest book, “How to Be Fucking Happy” (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0578937379/)

On the bonus segment, Mike talks about a recent obsession of his, conjoined twins Sohna and Mohna Singh. Get ad-free episodes 1 day early by joining Patreon at any level at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Lock up your ears and submit to… our discussion about chastity. Happy Locktober, everyone!

In this episode: News- 4:46 || Main Topic (Chastity)- 16:02 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:17:52

Coming soon to the bonus Patreon segment, Fucking Dan shares his personal experience locking his junk. Join at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

We talk about ghosting at 20:15 if you want to skip ahead to conversations about where the term came from, studies on who gets ghosted and why, and the actual impact on your brain of getting ghosted. But first, the news (starting at 4:29) includes M&Ms/Maya Rudolph, Pete Buttigieg, and the FDA’s new blood donation rules for MSM.

In this episode: News- 4:29 || Main Topic (Ghosting)- 20:15 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:17:05

On the bonus Patreon segment, we look and answer AskReddit questions about ghosting and being ghosted. See all the benefits of Patreon at www.patreon.com/GayishPodcast.

What’s a gold star gay? How many gays are actually gold star gays? How does performative disgust play into it? Mike and Kyle talk about why you should try to give up the whole gold star gay joke.

In this episode: News- 4:19 || Main Topic (Gold Star Gay)- 15:55 || Gayest & Straightest- 54:25

On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike and Kyle talk about gold star lesbians. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Yo Saturnalia! Does “X-mas” take the Christ out of Christmas? What do Paganism and Saturnalia have to do with Christmas? Does it harm kids to perpetuate the lie of Santa? We celebrate A Very Special Christmas Episode with Ma Johnson.

In this episode: News- 9:10 || Main Topic (Christmas)- 21:49 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:13:35

As a special holiday gift, all Patreon members will get access to this week’s bonus video (which is normally only for the $10+/mo tiers) where Ma Johnson makes her famous cheesy bread. Support Gayish by joining our Patreon at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Thanks to our Gap Bridgers, we talk about everything biting has to offer: rough sex, love bites, the etymology of “bite me,” nipple biting, dick biting, queer vampires, and so much more.

In this episode: News- 0:58 || Main Topic (Biting)- 15:43 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:08:30

On Monday's bonus Patreon segment, Fucking Dan will talk about the various uses of snake biting kits that could help both Kyles and trans people alike. patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Thanks to Patreon member Jamie Pugh for requesting this episode topic. What is masculinity? How much of it is societally constructed vs. inherent in nature? We give our take on masculinity and talk about our experiences with gendered expectations.

In this episode: News- 3:55 || Main Topic (Masculinity)- 16:35 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:16:58

For details on how you can pick an episode topic, go to patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Finger your balls gently, because Mike and Kyle are trying to get to the bottom (and the top) of whether bowling is gay or straight.

In this episode: News- 2:59 || Main Topic (Bowling)- 15:21 || Gayest & Straightest- 53:31

Come see us live in LA and Houston. Visit www.gayishpodcast.com/live for tour dates, details and tickets. We can’t wait to see you!

On the Patreon bonus segment, Kyle shares ways to figure out if someone is gay. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Two of The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Rev. Sister Christiana Metroform and Sister Daya Reckoning, join us to talk about who the Sisters are, whether they’re mocking religion, and their feelings about the LA Dodgers controversy. Learn more about the local Seattle chapter at theabbey.org.

This is the episode that gets us formally kicked out of the Catholic Church. For the last live show of our mini tour, we bring the foreskin to Seattle! We talk about a lot of topics, but the only ones you’ll remember are face cream and Jesus’ foreskin.

In this episode: News- 6:49 || Main Topic (Foreskin)- 15:12 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:18:47

Starting next month, we're going to be doing short, monthly Momsplaining episodes for the $5+/mo Patreon members! Join at patreon.com/gayishpodcast, and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your questions for Ma Johnson at 585-542-9474 (standard rates apply).

Hola todos! In celebration of Cinco de Mayo, Mike and Kyle talk about the LGBT history of Mexico, the acceptance of LBGT people, the number 41, and machismo.

In this episode: News- 6:43 || Main Topic (Mexico)- 17:55 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:09:58

On the Patreon bonus segment, Kyle reads a letter from a student about what it’s like to grow up in Mexico. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

In this mini episode, the on-going saga of Rep. Madison Cawthorn. Mike talks through his ethics investigation and his “roommate,” Stephen Smith. Kyle had never heard most of this, but especially not the honeymoon part! (Note: we'll still have a new, full-length episode coming out Wednesday for Patreon members and Thursday for everyone, so this is just a fun surprise bonus!)

Yeehaw, y’all. Let’s get country! Mike and Kyle talk about the Sweet Violet Boys, Lavender Country, k.d. lang, Beyoncé, Wilma Burgess, Orville Peck, Steve Grand, and more.

In this episode: News- 4:08 || Main Topic (Country Music)- 16:40 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:09:27

On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike shares 20 country stars that are LGBTQ+ allies. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Lisa Rinna has lost it. Dorinda is disgusting. No one likes Lisa Vanderpump. We get into some hot, juicy goss, but in a way that you don’t have to know the deets of reality TV or the Real Housewives of Cityname to understand. Guest David Yontef from the podcast Behind the Velvet Rope joins us to dish on the stereotypes.

In this episode: News- 3:37 || Main Topic (Reality TV)- 17:00 || Guest (David Yontef)- 25:10 || Gayest & Straightest- 56:12

To get some dish that was too hot for the regular episode, and find out which Real Housewife David slams, go to patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

…if you want to. In this Patreon-requested episode, Mike and Kyle talk about the history of Rome, ancient Roman words that mean gay, Roman emperors, and Vatican City, all to uncover just how gay Rome really is.

In this episode: News- 3:44 || Main Topic (Rome)- 15:14 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:11:14

Buy our book, You’re Probably Gayish, available right now at www.gayishpodcast.com/book! Each chapter dissects one gay stereotype ranging from drugs to gaydar to iced coffee. At that same link, you can see our full 2025 live show tour schedule!

On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike talks to Kyle about a list of potentially gay Roman emperors. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

We’re not talking about Smallhand this episode. We’re talking Bigfoot. In this episode, Mike and Kyle try to uncover whether Sasquatch is a little bit gay.

In this episode: News- 2:13 || Main Topic (Bigfoot)- 10:41 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:00:13

On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike reads a story about the Bigfoot Wookums and true(?) love. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

In this surprisingly deep episode, we talk about the stories of queer farmers, sustainable farming, lesbian farmers, why there’s no farming gayta, and how to date as a farmer.

In this episode: News- 1:13 || Main Topic (Farming)- 13:04 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:12:03

We’re doing a 6-city live show tour! This year, we’ll be going to New York City, Seattle, Chicago, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Houston. See the tour dates and buy tickets at www.gayishpodcast.com/live.

On the weekly bonus Patreon segment, we talk about why farming apps like Stardew Valley are addictive and whether they’re targeted to gay people. Get bonus audio, video, and other great benefits by joining our Patreon at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Full episode transcript: https://www.gayishpodcast.com/gayish-328-farming/

We talk about LGBT arrests, including some of the largest mass LGBT arrests, the misunderstood three article law, “walking while trans” laws, online misgendering/harassment, and the arrest of a famous closeted ‘90s singer.

In this episode: News- 4:38 || Main Topic (Arrests)- 19:35 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:24:39

On the bonus Patreon segment, we become a true crime podcast when a naked body is found at the bottom of a cliff. Get bonus segments for $5/mo at patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

This week we're talking about superstition with Matty and Andrew from the Frigay the 13th Podcast.

What are the chances a Ouija board will make you come out of the closet?  Is Mister Rogers a bisexual Satanist?  Is the number 24 why there are no Brazilian soccer players in our bedrooms?

In this episode: News- 1:26 || Main Topic (Superstition)- 10:56 || Guests (Matty and Andrew from Frigay the 13th)- 14:11 || Gayest & Straightest- 58:45

For ad-free episodes 1 day early, plus tons of other benefits, support us at patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Here’s the deal. We both like musicals. We really like musicals. But we’re not, like, super all about them. We talked about musicals. And sing some. And talk about how gay they are. Look, we did our best, okay?

Also, stick around ’til the end for a trailer of our brand new podcast, Have A Nice Gay!

In this episode: News- 3:35 || Main Topic (Musicals)- 25:08 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:09:05

 

Learn more about and subscribe to Have A Nice Gay:

• Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/have-a-nice-gay/id1548639024
• Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/78MHCgaGOvq5nm6GBiJhIU
• Website: www.haveanicegay.com

We talk queer snakes! Snake orgies! Estrogen-infused snakes! Disney villan snakes! Lil Nas X as a snake! Trouser snakes! Hammaconda! Freud’s dream snake interpretation! Also, the post-Stonewall raid of the Snake Pit. The trauma of testing negative for HIV.

In this episode: News- 3:48 || Main Topic (Snakes)- 14:17 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:02:58

On the bonus Patreon segment, we get into the trouser snake field guide and Jung's psychoanalytical view of snakes. Support the show and get great benefits by joining at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

In this episode about Star Trek—er, I mean, science fiction, we cover Orson Scott Card, Star Trek, LGBT representation in sci-fi, Star Trek, the characters of Star Trek, and lots of specific references to Star Trek.

In this episode: News- 6:51 || Main Topic (Sci Fi)- 19:25 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:12:22

Then, on the bonus segment, Fucking Dan tells us about sci fi sex workers (comes out Monday!). Go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast to get access to that segment and all the other bonus segments.

As a counterpoint to episode 244, we're talking all about things Kyle likes, including: a popular hazelnut spread, the phrase “no homo,” a less-but-not-completely-non-homophobic pizza chain, and taking the attention off himself. Thanks to Gap Bridger Steve Douglas for requesting this topic!

In this episode: News- 2:15 || Main Topic (Things Kyle Likes)- 14:53 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:09:36

Because of the US Thanksgiving holiday, we're posting a day early for everyone. But did you know our Patreon members get episodes a day early every single week? Join at any level for early, ad-free episodes. https://www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Unlike my hole, the word love is overloaded. We break down love the Greek way, how straight people’s view of gay love affects our rights, love languages (and the shithead that created them), and what queer love can teach straight people.

In this episode: News- 3:13 || Main Topic (Love)- 19:24 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:29:52

Coming to the Patreon bonus segment, Mike share gay love letters from history, and everyone melts. Get tons of bonus content for $5/mo at patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Vampires. So gay? So gay. Mike and Kyle talk about Bram Stoker's Dracula, Interview with a Vampire, Anne Rice, and True Blood. Technically, we also talk about Buffy the Vampire Slayer, What We Do in the Shadows, The Lost Boys, Carmilla, and Vampire Weekend.

In this episode: News- 5:00 || Main Topic (Vampires)- 19:14 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:11:34

On the Patreon bonus segment, Kyle and Mike delve into more reasons vampires are gay. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Asexuals! This is the moment you’ve been waiting for! We talk about the meaning, the history, the studies, and the made-up stereotypes about asexual people. Ace, aro, gray, demi; we love all of you (in a predominantly non-sexual way).

In this episode: News- 8:25 || Main Topic (Asexual)- 25:07 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:04:03

If you're able, please support the victims of a brutal vehicular attack through Go Fund Me. Both were non-binary people protesting for BLM in Seattle.

• Diaz Love: https://www.gofundme.com/f/diaz-love-support-fund
• Summer Taylor: https://www.gofundme.com/f/summer-taylor-support-fund

On the bonus segment coming on Monday, we talk about asexual animals, because yes, they're real. Probably. Get bonus segments, early access to episodes, and more at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast. 

Our most drool-worthy episode yet!

In this episode: News- 1:24 || Main Topic (Backwards Hats)- 13:41 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:06:22

I'll be honest. The bonus segment (coming soon) is just gonna be us talking about hot guys with backwards hats. Get this and more bonus content at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Mike and Kyle take a tour through the world of sex tourism, including stops at Thailand; the Temple of Aphrodite in Cypress; Puerto Vallarta, Mexico; Tangiers, Morocco; and Mike’s recent trip to Palm Springs.

In this episode: News- 8:18 || Main Topic (Sex Tourism)- 22:15 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:27:55

On the bonus segment, we get into more of the origins of sex tourism research and the results of the gayta of what sex workers from Puerto Vallarta said. Get ad-free episodes 1 day early by joining Patreon at any level at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

We’ll wear this episode for two weeks, work out and sweat in it, then mail it to you in a plastic bag.

In this episode: News- 9:49 || Main Topic (Laundry)- 26:17 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:17:07

If you want to vote on episode topics, join our Patreon! Gap Bridgers get to vote monthly, and all $5+/mo members get to vote just in case there’s a tie. patreon.com/gayishpodcast

Our favorite topic! We talk about the evolution of boners, the length of boners, types of boners, and whether 10 inch boners exist.

In this episode: News- 6:16 || Main Topic (Boners)- 12:46 || Gayest & Straightest- 58:13

Come see us live in San Francisco, LA, and Houston. Visit www.gayishpodcast.com/live for tour dates, details and tickets. We can’t wait to see you!

If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, join Patreon! See all the tiers and benefits at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Happy 2024! Mike and Kyle resolve to talk resolutions as they figure out where resolutions came from and share some of their own.

In this episode: News- 1:48 || Main Topic (Resolutions)- 9:29 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:00:39

On the Patreon bonus segment, Kyle shares tips on making New Years resolutions. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Are you the Best Little Boy in the World? Mike and Kyle talk about why they want gay boys to achieve less in school.

In this episode: News- 3:25 || Main Topic (Overachieving)- 16:41 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:13:19

Come see us live in LA and Houston. Visit www.gayishpodcast.com/live for tour dates, details and tickets. We can’t wait to see you!

On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike and Kyle talk about overachievers in the sciences. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

This episode is to die for! Mike and Kyle talk about the gayest funeral traditions, gay people’s experience with funerals and bereavement, funerals during AIDS, our personal funeral wishes, and Elton John. Lots about Elton John.

In this episode: News- 2:38 || Main Topic (Funerals)- 12:26 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:03:17

Pre-order our book, You’re Probably Gayish, right now at www.gayishpodcast.com/book! Each chapter dissects one gay stereotype ranging from drugs to gaydar to iced coffee.

On the Patreon bonus segment, Kyle shares with Mike tips on planning an LGBT funeral. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

How do you feel about the word ‘partner’? Is it ambiguous? Is ambiguity a good thing? We talk partners with the Two Bad Tourists as they take us on a wild journey through their relationship from boyfriends to husbands to ex-husbands… ish.

In this episode: News- 7:38 || Main Topic (Partners)- 16:56 || Guests (Two Bad Tourists)- 19:43 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:04:47

Mike and Kyle will be LIVE on the Two Bad Tourists’ podcast on Feb. 15 @ 10am Pacific / 1pm Eastern, so look out for more info soon. You can get more from the Two Bad Tourists at their website (https://twobadtourists.com/), and listen to their podcast at https://linktr.ee/queertravelchat.

Check out our appearance Queers in Your Ears wherever you get your podcasts. Apple Podcast link: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s3-e5-gay-stereotypes-with-gayish-podcast/id1541783292?i=1000597806428.

On the bonus Patreon segment, Mike and Kyle delve into their partnership, how it started, and how they feel about it. Bonus audio, video, and lots of other perks available on Patreon at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Herem we are again. In our final time covering threesomes, Mike and Kyle talk about symbiosexuality, Kinsey, the guy who invented Wonder Woman, bisexuality, Hanson, and more.

In this episode: News- 4:12 || Main Topic (Threesomes)- 18:40 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:07:21

On the Patreon bonus segment, we give you all the tips you need to know to have a good threesome. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

What’s a furry? What’s a fursona? Are furries part of the LGBTQ+ community? From sex, fursuits, fursonas, and Sonic the Hedgehog, which stereotypes are true and which are misconceptions? Also, Disney, Zootopia, furbaiting, and yiffing.

Get the FurScience (i.e. the International Anthropomorphic Research Project) book and research.

In this episode: News- 2:58 || Main Topic (Furries)- 15:34 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:41:33

In the Patreon bonus segment, Mike and Kyle delve into therians and otherkins, which are people who believe they are, at least to some degree, non-human animals. Get bonus segments each week (and a whole lot more!) for just $5/mo at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Host or travel?

In this episode: Dickbag Fuckface Asshole Award- 1:09 || Main Topic (Hosting)- 10:59 || Gayest & Straightest- 48:34

If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

We cover the creation of champagne (hint: it’s not Dom Pérignon), Mike’s new favorite god, why champagne is associated with New Year’s Eve, bottomless mimosas, champagne songs by mostly straight artists (incl. Taylor Swift, Nick Jonas, Drake, Lin Manuel Miranda, Jessica Hammond, Malia Civetz, Queer Rocket, and Amanda Lepore), the “gay” cava True Colours and their iffy LGBT support, and the champagne of beer.

In this episode: News- 1:27 || Main Topic (Champagne)- 14:49 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:13:41

In the bonus Patreon segment, Fucking Dan shoots champagne up his ass. No, for realz. Get bonus audio and video at patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Look, this one gets weird. We talk about everything from the gay straightness of the Kentucky Derby, racing horse or porn star, etymology of “hung like a horse,” the comparative size of animal penises, how porn star dicks aren’t real, and bronies.

In this episode: News- 2:05 || Main Topic (Horses)- 13:38 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:06:52

Join Patreon to get access to the bonus segment for this episode, which is Fucking Dan talking about that one guy that got fucked to death by a horse. Bonus segments come out on Mondays. patreon.com/gayishpodcast

Former Pennsylvania State Rep. Brian Sims joins us to talk about the importance of Pennsylvania in the upcoming presidential election.

In this episode: News- 2:39 || Main Topic (Pennsylvania)- 13:14 || Guest (Brian Sims)- 19:42 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:09:05

On the Patreon bonus segment, Kyle and Derek share LGBT facts about Pennsylvania with each other. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Like Kelis said, let’s get it on in public! 

In this episode: News- 5:06 || Main Topic (Public Sex)- 12:44 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:01:27

On the Patreon bonus segment, Kyle reads a list of reasons you should try public sex. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

What’s the truth behind scissoring? Do all people achieve the goal that scissoring has to give? What’s the sound of two vulvas rubbing together?

In this episode: News- 1:17 || Main Topic (Scissoring)- 14:08 || Guests (Bad Queers)- 15:35 || Gayest & Straightest- 55:14

For bonus content, support us at patreon.com/gayishpodcast!

“Things had to get really bad before they got worse.” Race car driver, trans activist, and Ninja Warrior champion Charlie Martin shares her very personal experience of transitioning (and thriving) in the male-dominated world of auto racing. Plus, Mike and Kyle try their best to remember to talk about racing.

In this episode: News- 1:53 || Main Topic (Auto Racing)- 17:39 || Guest (Charlie Martin)- 23:18 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:21:05

For bonus episodes and segments, join us at patreon.com/gayishpodcast!

As voted on by our Facebook group, Mike and Kyle re-do our topic from the very first episode: first dates. Coming to you live from Hop Capital Brewing (instagram.com/hopcapitalbrewofficial) in Yakima, WA.

In this episode: News- 8:16 || Main Topic (First Dates)- 17:30 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:03:07a

Coming soon, our bonus Patreon segment features Ma Johnson talking about cruising in Yakima, and she reprises her hit song, “My Thighs,” live.

Are cigars #TotesMasc or are they pseudo-penises for your mouth? We check in on the science when we talk about the stereotypes of cigars.   In this episode: News- 1:43 || Main Topic (Cigars)- 13:30 || Gayest & Straightest- 57:46   On the Monday bonus segment, Fucking Dan talks about cigar fetishes, including his cigar fetish fantasies. Get early access to episodes an bonus content at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Is Selena Gomez an A-list celebrity? The war between Mike and Kyle begins.

In this episode: News- 5:25 || Main Topic (Celebrity)-  14:48 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:25:10

On what may be the longest and most enjoyable Patreon segment to date, we talk about when gay celebrities came out, including our coming out-birthday twins.

Documentarians David France (Oscar-nominated for “How to Survive a Plague”) and Daniel Karslake (“For the Bible Tells Me So”) each share what their films can teach us about today.

We also discuss their latest films: France’s “Welcome to Chechnya” (www.welcometochechnya.com) and Karslake’s “For They Know Not What They Do" (www.fortheyknow.org).

In this episode: News- 4:40 || Main Topic (Documentaries)- 15:54 || Guest #1 (Daniel Karslake)- 20:14 || Guest #2 (David France)- 45:02 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:21:50

In the bonus segment coming Monday, Kyle talks about his own documentary that he's been working on recently. Go to patreon.com/gayishpodcast to learn more.

Tattoos are sexy, and so is this episode. We have surprising gatya about gay men’s opinion of guys with tattoos, the meaning of biohazard tattoos, and insight from Reddit user PM_ME_UR_GAY_COCK.

In this episode: News- 3:00 || Main Topic (Tattoos)- 14:04 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:03:43

On Monday, Fucking Dan shares the meaning behind tattoos, including the forearm one Kyle wants.

Ma Johnson joins us to talk about gay icon Dolly Parton. Why is she a gay icon? Do we care?

In this episode: News- 9:06 || Main Topic (Dolly Parton)- 23:38  || Guest (Ma Johnson)- 25:41 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:05:09

On Monday, you'll get to hear the unedited version of Ma Johnson's life update, which I cut down heavily for the main episode. Get it at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Clean up your bush! Mike and Kyle talk about the trope of the hot male landscaper, landscaping serial killers, and other landscaping topics in this surprisingly interesting episode, as voted on by our wonderful Patreon members.

In this episode: News- 3:30 || Main Topic (Landscaping)- 14:13 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:17:39

Buy our book, You’re Probably Gayish, available right now at www.gayishpodcast.com/book! Each chapter dissects one gay stereotype ranging from drugs to gaydar to iced coffee. At that same link, you can see our full 2025 live show tour schedule!

On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike talks with Kyle about The Manscapers. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Capitalism, productivity, and self-worth. Sarah joins as a guest co-host to talk with Kyle about LGBTQ+ unemployment and our personal experiences being out of work.

In this episode: News- 5:29 || Main Topic (Unemployment)- 24:06 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:23:40

Find all about Sarah and the work she does at www.callmesarah.com. Also, take a listen to her podcasts, SarahTalk and Humanist Trek.

On the bonus segment, Sarah and Kyle commiserate on the topic of “productivity guilt,” and Kyle helps Sarah get deep into some feels. Get bonus segments every Friday and loads more bonus content by joining at the $5+/mo here on Patreon.

Full episode transcript: www.gayishpodcast.com/gayish-308-unemployment-w-sarah-ray/.

“I would name drop, but I’ve already been in their DMs.” Sable Jones St. James, the reining Miss Gay Virginia United States At Large, joins us to talk everything pageant: pageant queens vs. drag queens, Southern drag, competing in the “big girl” division, the fourth wall of drag, RuPaul’s Drag Race’s affect on the drag world, and whether drag queens bang each other. Sable’s contact: IG @sablejones_stjames and Venmo @sablejonesusa.

Plus, we announce the Gayish theme music contest! Written or audio entries re-doing the theme song are due Friday, April 1. Be sure to check out our upcoming Pacific Northwest tour dates for Boise, Portland, and Seattle at gayishpodcast.com/live.

In this episode: News- 4:23 || Main Topic (Pageants)- 15:02 || Guest (Sable Jones St. James)- 22:03 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:06:55

On the bonus Patreon segment, Mike and Kyle dig into the problematic nature of Miss Gay America, starting with their tag line, “where boys are boys and female impersonation is an art!”Get additional segments each week and loads of our backlog content for $5/mo at patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Eggplant. Water spurts. Peach, peach, peach. Devil emoji. We talk about the studies on sexters vs. non-sexters, the bizarre history of sexting, and emoji misunderstandings.

 

In this episode: News- 2:34 || Main Topic (Sexting)- 14:49 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:12:20

 

On the bonus segment, coming soon, we'll read tips from the internet on sexting and debate their efficacy. 

Davey Wavey, 38, often dates 20-year-old and 21-year-old guys. He joins us to share why he dates younger guys, his pros and cons list of dating younger, and his response to those that think it’s weird or gross. Known-younger-guy-dater Mike commiserates while Kyle gets to hang back and play armchair psychologist.

In this episode: News- 3:51 || Main Topic (Younger Guys)- 19:30 || Guest (Davey Wavey)- 23:26 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:08:24

Join Patreon to get episodes a day early and support the show! www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast

What does “two-spirit” mean? Two-spirit guest Rebecca Nagle joins us to talk about her experience, the Cherokee language, coming out, and more.

In this episode: News- 6:21 || Main Topic (Two-Spirit)- 17:58 || Guest (Rebecca Nagle)- 21:32 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:01:06

To get more from Rebecca Nagle, listen to her podcast This Land and read her book By The Fire We Carry. You can also follow on X, BlueSky, or Instagram @rebeccanagle.

Pre-order our book, You’re Probably Gayish, right now at www.gayishpodcast.com/book! Each chapter dissects one gay stereotype ranging from drugs to gaydar to iced coffee.

On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike shares more information about two-spirit Marvel superhero Hawkeye. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Can stereotypes be fun without being harmful? Is the Red Hot calendar good, bad, or fetish? What about Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Lindsay Lohan, Elton John, Willow, and that dude who hosts ‘RISK!’? Bring on the gingers (and the lesbian bars)!

In this episode: News- 3:16 || Main Topic (Ginger)- 13:10 || Gayest & Straightest- 59:49

Our Patreon members voted for us to talk about this episode! If you want to help decide the episode topics, check out this and other benefits at patreon.com/gayishpodcast. Just $5+ lets you vote in the tie-breaker vote.

Turns out, whiskey isn’t actually that straight. We talk about masculinity, gayta, Fireball, why gogo boys are thanks to whiskey, and homophobia in the whisky industry, especially within Bulleit.

In this episode: News- 4:10 || Main Topic (Whiskey)- 18:45 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:07:32

On the weekly bonus Patreon segment, Mike makes Kyle do a whiskey taste test while Kyle tries to convince him that whiskey and BDSM are connected. Get bonus audio, video, and other great benefits by joining our Patreon at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Full episode transcript: https://www.gayishpodcast.com/gayish-324-whiskey/.

 

Mike and Kyle talk about the thing that gives you the feeling of “ahh” when you jerk off.

In this episode: News- 2:16 || Main Topic (Orgasms)- 13:08 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:08:06

On the Patreon bonus segment, we share tips on how to have better orgasms and how to fake orgasms better. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

We’re here to pump you up! Mike and Kyle talk about whether steroids are gay, whether they came from gays, and if they make you gay.

In this episode: News- 3:42 || Main Topic (Steroids)- 11:49 || Gayest & Straightest- 56:59

On the Patreon bonus segment, Kyle shares another Ask Reddit with Mike to figure out just how pervasive steroids are in the gay community. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

How many people is needed to make it a gang bang? What’s the difference between a gang bang and an orgy? Should you hire a coordinator? Or a DJ? Or catering? Have Mike or Kyle ever been in one? We answer all the questions and more, live from Chicago.

In this episode: News- 7:03 || Main Topic (Gang Bangs)- 14:36 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:20:16

Buy our book, You’re Probably Gayish, available right now at www.gayishpodcast.com/book! Each chapter dissects one gay stereotype ranging from drugs to gaydar to iced coffee. At that same link, you can see our full 2025 live show tour schedule!

All Patreon members at the $5+/mo level get a bonus segment for that extra Mike and Kyle every Friday. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Is tea just gay coffee? Who drinks it the most? Where did tea dances come from? Mike and Kyle spill the tea on tea.

In this episode: News- 4:56 || Main Topic (Tea)- 15:46 || Gayest & Straightest- 56:25

On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike tells Kyle about the health benefits of tea. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

We’re talking coke, both -a-cola and -caine, on this live show from Atlanta! Mike and Kyle cover the origins of Coke, the stereotypes of Jack and Coke, the issue of cocaine in the gay community, and more.

In this episode: News- 7:41 || Main Topic (Coke)- 15:35 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:13:30

Buy our book, You’re Probably Gayish, available right now at www.gayishpodcast.com/book! Each chapter dissects one gay stereotype ranging from drugs to gaydar to iced coffee. At that same link, you can see our full 2025 live show tour schedule!

All Patreon members get a bonus segment for that extra Mike and Kyle every Friday. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Gay porn star Cade Maddox joins us to talk about the low-budget studio that baited him into the industry, how he does scenes with guys he’s not into, his relationship with his extremely religious mom, and drugs in the porn industry. See more of Cade (and how to sext him?!?) at https://www.cademaddox.com/.   Last reminder to vote for us for Best LGBTQ Podcast at the Podcast Awards at www.podcastawards.com! Deadline is July 31.   In this episode: News- 5:44 || Main Topic (Gay Porn Star)- 19:46 || Guest (Cade Maddox)- 23:43 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:02:22   On the bonus Patreon segment, we get time for more questions with Cade Maddox, including more on his calendar shoot, why he’s moving away from OnlyFans, how he feels about the term “sex worker,” whether he gets harassed in public, and what his personal (non-filmed) sex is like. Join at the $5+/mo level for bonus segments every week, plus access to our huge backlog of content, at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

How much cum do you think you can handle in one episode?  Because there is so much cum.  We said cum SO many times.  We say cum far more than the number of times you should cum per month to help avoid prostate cancer.  We say at least 4 pizzas worth of cum, but that will only make sense if you listen.

In this episode: News- 2:55 || Main Topic (Cum)- 14:15 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:12:47

Coming to the Patreon bonus segment, we answer the question "What does cum smell like?" and Mike shares 100 euphemisms for cum. Get tons of bonus content for $5/mo at patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

On this supes butch livestream, we talk about monster trucks! But no really. We really talk about monster trucks. Like, the history of monster truck rallies, famous monster trucks, personal monster truck experiences. It’s so str8. (Sorry this is a day late!)

In this episode: News- 1:33 || Main Topic (Monster Trucks)- 17:44 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:14:40

In one of Kyle’s favorite Patreon segments, fucking Dan talks about gendered kids’ toys and Friends. For bonus content, go to patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

You are not alone in feeling alone. Whether it’s not dating, having no roommates, being socially isolated, or general gay singleness, we talk about all the ways gays are experiencing aloneness. And why it’s important to talk about.

In this episode: News- 2:18 || Main Topic (Alone)- 13:19 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:27:26

On Monday, Fucking Dan's Patreon bonus segment sheds some like on solo polyamory and how it's not the paradox you might think it is.

Booty call. Fuck buddy. Situationship. There are lots of ways we describe the people we hook up with. Mike and Kyle talk about friends with benefits (FWBs), including what it means, where the term came from, gayta, and some famous FWBs from history.

In this episode: News- 1:57 || Main Topic (FWB)- 11:15 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:10:41

On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike shares the sociosexual orientation inventory test, used in actual psychological research. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Felix Palafox, makeup expert and owner of Adonis Arcana, joins Mike and Kyle to talk about the stereotypes of makeup and men’s makeup.

In this episode: News- 3:21 || Main Topic (Makeup)- 15:15 || Guest (Felix Palafox)- 28:57 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:04:31

Learn more about Adonis Arcana at https://www.adonisarcana.com/, on Instagram at https://instagram.com/adonis_arcana or on TikTok at https://www.tiktok.com/@adonis_arcana.

On the Patreon bonus segment, Felix helps Mike and Kyle do their makeup! If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Producer Derek joins as a guest co-host to talk with Kyle about the (gay) history of Japan, LGBT acceptance in Japan, geishas, gay Japanese dating show The Boyfriend, and more!

In this episode: News- 2:33 || Main Topic (Japan)- 13:07 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:03:17

Pre-order our book, You’re Probably Gayish, right now at www.gayishpodcast.com/book! Each chapter dissects one gay stereotype ranging from drugs to gaydar to iced coffee.

On the Patreon bonus segment, Derek shares some of the customs of LGBT bars in Japan. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Per tradition, Mike and Kyle A listener Qs.

In this episode: News- 3:08 || Main Topic (Q&A)- 12:29 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:20:19

Come see us live in Houston! Visit www.gayishpodcast.com/live for tour dates, details and tickets. We can’t wait to see you!

On the Patreon bonus segment, we A even more of your Qs. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Why is iced coffee a gay stereotype? Also, coffee gays from history, coffee news from ChristianPost.com, decaf coffee guilt, and São Paulo.

In this episode: News- 4:25 || Main Topic (Coffee)- 17:45 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:11:00

On Monday's Patreon segment, Fucking Dan talks about his experience ingesting coffee non-mouthily the morning before recording.

HAPPY FOURTH BIRTHDAY TO US! Mike and Kyle celebrate with a livestream and foreplay.

In this episode: News- 3:57 || Main Topic (Foreplay)- 22:01 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:17:01

On Monday's Patreon segment, Fucking Dan talks about the after-play to complement your 'fore-play. Get access at patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Old white ladies are revered as gay icons, but should they be?

How was Angela Lansbury’s divorce gayish? How did Queen Elizabeth II really feel about gays?  What about the original lady who lunches? And is Jessica Walter the Patron Saint of Shitty Mothers?

In this episode: News- 7:39 || Main Topic (Old White Ladies)- 16:45 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:10:55

In the Patreon bonus segment. Judy. Fucking. Garland. Get bonus segments every Friday by joining at the $5/mo level. Or, support us for as little as $2/mo to get episodes ad-free and a day early at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

HAPPY 8TH BIRTHDAY TO GAYISH! Mike and Kyle celebrate the podcast’s birthday by talking about birthdays. Fitting, right?

In this episode: News- 7:55 || Main Topic (Birthdays)- 15:27 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:12:41

Buy our book, You’re Probably Gayish, available right now at www.gayishpodcast.com/book! Each chapter dissects one gay stereotype ranging from drugs to gaydar to iced coffee. At that same link, you can see our full 2025 live show tour schedule!

On the Patreon bonus segment, Kyle shares with Mike more birthday-related gems he found on Reddit. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Heartstopper. MUNA. Lil Nas X. Going to queer bars. Queer art. Queer anthems. Learning queer history. There’s lots of queer joy in this world, so we make like legs and spread it.

In this episode: News- 4:01 || Main Topic (Queer Joy)- 12:24 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:20:47

On the bonus Patreon segment, Kyle shares gayta on religion, gayness, and happiness. Is it possible for them to coexist? See all the levels and benefits of Patreon membership at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Happy birthday!!! For the 6th anniversary of Gayish, Mike and Kyle talk about why 666 is actually lucky, the apocalypse, the Satanic Panic, why the gay rainbow flag is evil, gematria, and the self-fulfilling nature of stereotypes.

In this episode: News- 2:58 || Main Topic (666)- 17:11 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:13:44

We’re doing a 6-city live show tour! This year, we’ll be going to New York City, Seattle, Chicago, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Houston. See the tour dates and buy tickets at www.gayishpodcast.com/live.

On the weekly bonus Patreon segment, Mike and Kyle reminisce together on our 6 loooong years of doing this show. Get bonus audio, video, and other great benefits by joining our Patreon at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Full episode transcript: https://www.gayishpodcast.com/gayish-327-666/

Oh, what a meth we’ve made. Kyle gets personal as he and Mike talk about meth use within the gay community.

In this episode: News- 9:46 || Main Topic (Meth)- 20:29 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:17:56

Buy our book, You’re Probably Gayish, available right now at www.gayishpodcast.com/book! Each chapter dissects one gay stereotype ranging from drugs to gaydar to iced coffee. At that same link, you can see our full 2025 live show tour schedule!

On the Patreon bonus segment, Kyle shares with Mike answers to the question of whether meth makes you gay. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

We blame you, Gap Bridgers, for this episode. Our genuine discussion of hunting leads to conversations about daddy issues, Pink Pistols, lesbian bars, and farms.

In this episode: News- 2:08 || Main Topic (Hunting)- 15:49 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:17:02

On Monday, Patreon members will get to hear(?) our weird segment about gay porn hunting. Join at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Star Trek superfan, Klingon speaker, and host of the podcast Queersplaining Callie Wright joins us to nerd out with Mike. YES, there is a lot of Star Trek talk, but we also talk about the queer and trans experience, the importance of non-binary actors playing non-binary characters, and whether bad representation is actually bad. Oh, and gay horny space whales.

In this episode: News- 7:01 || Main Topic (Star Trek)- 24:26 || Guest (Callie Wright)- 32:02 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:20:17

On the bonus Patreon segment, Kyle reads his favorite gay Star Trek tweets to Mike and Callie, and Callie talks about learning to speak Klingon. Bonus content and lots of other great benefits available at patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

As voted on by our Gap Bridgers, Mike and Kyle talk about The Boss herself, Diana Ross. We cover her gayest song (not the one you’d think), the surprising story of “I’m Coming Out,” the weird Diana-Ross-inspired subgenre, and Archer vs. Diana.

In this episode: News- 7:11 || Main Topic (Diana Ross)- 20:03 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:12:01

If you want to help us decide a topic to discuss once a month, support us as a Gap Bridger at patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

What counts as cheating? How does it feel to be cheated on? Should you tell? When Mike and Kyle get personal, Mike shares a surprising story.

In this episode: News- 2:30 || Main Topic (Cheating)- 14:41 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:13:32

For ad-free episodes 1 day early, plus tons of other benefits, support us at patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Put on your merkins because it’s time to talk about pubic hair! Mike and Kyle get deep into the pubes while talking about lice, pubarche, literature, gayta, trimming, full bush, pheromones, and plenty more.

In this episode: News- 1:56 || Main Topic (Pubic Hair)- 13:18 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:03:43

On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike talks about a man whose life was particularly impacted by pubes. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Ma Johnson joins us to play a game of “Rodeo Term or Sex Act.” Also, the gay rodeo, bareback, Willie Nelson, Lil Nas X, and lots of talk about gay cowboys.

 

In this episode: News- 1:31 || Main Topic (Rodeo)- 17:31 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:01:30

A magically delicious episode about gay leprechauns and leprechaun dicks.

In this episode: News- 4:22 || Main Topic (Leprechauns)- 19:14 || Gayest & Straightest- 59:45

On Monday's Patreon segment, surprise, surprise, we talk about dicks again. Bonus content and other fun things available at patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

In an alternate universe, the title of this episode is “Bonnie Jo Mason.”

In this episode: News- 3:29 || Main Topic (Cher)- 18:23 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:17:00

On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike talks about the only other Cher that's important.

Men’s makeup has made strides in availability and acceptability, but lip gloss is a perfect example of how, even in makeup, men’s products are expected to be practical, subtle, and, of course, not too feminine. We talk about stereotypes we’re ashamed to have and the rules we wish we could break.

In this episode: News- 4:17 || Main Topic (Lip Gloss)- 13:47 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:00:51

On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike shares the lip gloss drama of Kylie Jenner v. Trixie Mattel. Get bonus audio segments every week for $5/mo., plus lots of other perks, at patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Wheeeee! This episode is a roller coaster in and of itself as we talk about Britney Spears, Catherine the Great, Moulin Rouge, Australian daddy bears, euthanasia, and arrested development. Remember, never be a roller coaster!

In this episode: News- 1:10 || Main Topic (Roller Coasters)- 11:54 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:02:29

On the weekly bonus Patreon segment, we talk about gender stereotypes in roller coaster and how Polly Pocket helped to break them. Get lots of great perks and support the show by joining at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Full episode transcript: www.gayishpodcast.com/gayish-322-roller-coasters/.

It’s our 200th Episode Reunion Special with a Mike and Kyle Q&A, fun announcements, and special guests like Davey Wavey, Pup Amp, Ma Johnson, and many more!

In this episode: Welcome & Surprises- 1:30 || Main Topic (Q&A, Announcements & Guests)- 10:21 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:40:05

See the new Patreon benefits and tiers we announced during the episode at patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

Special guest, Amp Somers (aka Pup Amp) from the podcast Watts Your Safeword, shares the basics of rubber as a kink. Bring your lube and a couple of friends, because we’re getting into it.

In this episode: News- 1:40 || Main Topic (Rubber)- 21:19 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:01:24

On Monday, we'll post the pop culture references (mainly KimK) that didn't make the cut to the final episode. Bonus content, episode, and other cool shit at patreon.com/gayishpodcast

Welcome to Splash Mountain! It’s time for bukkakes! Featuring the most uncomfortable Mike has ever been on a Momsplaining. Thank you to Patreon member Keith Zeller for requesting this topic.

In this episode: News- 1:27 || Main Topic (Bukkake)- 16:14 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:04:29

For more info on the Gap Bridger tier, where one of the benefits is selecting your own episode topic, go to patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

When you think about it, grilling is the culmination of so many straight, masculine stereotypes: fire, meat, providing for the family. And, as we discover in this episode, it has a combination patriarchal, racist, and heteronormative roots. But still, a huge metal spatula is a great Gift for Him!

TODAY, the day this episode comes out (May 5, 2022), is the last day to vote for us for best gay sex podcast in the Cybersocket Award! Vote at cybersocketawards.com (NSFW)!

In this episode: News- 5:44 || Main Topic (Grilling)- 17:14 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:22:05

On the bonus Patreon segment, we look at what gay men said about grilling on an Ask Reddit segment that takes us to places you wouldn’t have expected. Support us for as little as $2/mo, and get this bonus segment (and access to all the bonus content we’ve ever recorded) for $5/mo. at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.