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It's time for us to come together for the Gaylor State of the Union.

What is the state of Gaylor? After the Superbowl, Taylor Swift has had minimal appearances. She hasn't posted an Instagram post since the last night of the Eras Tour, she's only had 2 pap pics (neither showing her face) and she rejected the invite to show up at the I Heart Radio Music Awards. Is Taylor Swift ghosting the fans??

Hailey calls the Gaylor State of the Union along with this week's guest, Sidney Baker-Green, to gather our community and make some sense out of the Taylor Swift content drought. They talk about what her I Heart video acceptance speech could mean, give their predictions on what album is next, and chat about the current state of the Gaylor community.

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On the heels of the latest Love Is Blind season, the internet is buzzing about the impact of social issues (specifically LGBTQ+ rights) on reality TV relationships. The controversies beg the questions: What is break-up worthy when it comes to politics? How are queer conversations and contestants treated on dating shows? Who was wrong: Sara or Ben? And what kind of representation does the LGBTQ+ community want on TV?

Hailey answers all those questions and more on this week's episode. She digs into queer representation on The Bachelor Franchise, Love Is Blind, The Ultimatum, I Kissed A Girl, and more.

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Hailey is serving some HOT political takes this week and talks all about the major celebrity endorsements in this year's U.S. presidential election (aka the one that's happening next week PLEASE VOTE!) She digs into the presidential endorsements (or the lack thereof) from Chappell Roan, Taylor Swift, & Beyonce AND discusses all the controversy swarming the internet.

Happy 10 episodes of gasp! to me! Anyways thanks for listening for 10 whole episodes! Be sure to rate 5 stars and subscribe :)

This week, Hailey joins the Wicked movie bandwagon and shares all her hot takes on all the cry fests, Ariana and Spongebob, and of course how the theory that Wicked is about two lesbians...

AND she adds some muses about the election

Hailey explores the theory that the most famous couple in the world, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce, are in a PR relationship. She digs into the couple's romantic timeline and the curious details of Karlie Kloss's involvement.

This jam-packed episode is truly for the gaylors. Hailey does a FULL run-down of her predictions for the end of the Eras Tour, the Friend of Dorothea theory, and the Karma lost album theory. You don't want to miss this one, it's riddled with Easter Eggs..

Happy Thanksgiving from gasp! We are thankful for the gays, the girls, & especially the gay girls :)

This week, America decides if it wants to move forward or be stupid. Because of this major decision, Hailey made a special election night episode. She dives into the controversy surrounding Russia (and Trump) allegedly paying influencers for their endorsement. Hailey also talks about how gay the Eras Tour has been for good measure OF COURSE.

GASP! The first episode of gasp! has finally arrived. In this intro ep, Hailey gives a gaylor 101 lesson, teaching listeners the basics of the infamous gaylor theory.

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This year's Super Bowl has the internet talking, but it's not about what we predicted... Taylor Swift performing at the halftime show? nope. The Chiefs winning? nope.  A Tayvis engagement? nope...

We were blessed with a huge Easter Egg, this time from the NFL's hottest og undercover couple, Travis Kelce & his true WAG, Ross Travis: aka Tross (the new Kaylor)

In this episode, Hailey attempts to piece together the Tross romantic timeline, talks Travis Kelce's beards, digs into the NFL's homophobia, and questions if Travis Kelce's whole family is actually in on the whole scheme.

Link to join the Patreon here! Link to buy gasp! merch here! Crisis support here! Happy Season 2 Gaspers!!! Welcome back! Hailey is joined this week by fellow gaylor tik tokker, Jordyn! They do a rewind of 2024's wildest gaylor moments, discussing everything from surprise songs to that time Taylor brought Florence Welch on stage & they looked gay for eachother. Hailey and Jordyn also gab about Tayvis, 2025 predictions, and their hot takes on the swiftie fan base.. You can follow Jordyn on Tik Tok here!

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"Don't speculate on sexuality" is a phrase we hear CONSTANTLY on the internet these days, and Hailey's here to tell you the opposite advice: not only is it ok, but you SHOULD.

Hailey dives into the queer theory that supports "speculating," and explains how speculating on sexuality is not the same as outing. If you're stuck in an internet argument, you're in luck, cuz this episode gives you the tools you need to win, or at least, know you're right on the inside.

These two are MESSY! The now infamous legal battle between Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni over their movie, It Ends With Us, is anything but straight forward. This week, Hailey breaks down the entire timeline of the drama, reading text messages, evidence & giving her own two cents on the feud. And OF COURSE she covers how Taylor Swift somehow was dragged into their mess.

(Hailey's opinions are all her own. All words, actions, or statements referenced in this episode are alleged.)

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You know that feeling when you spend hours cooking your favorite dish...you're so excited to eat it and you have the highest expecations. Hopefully it's as good as when your mom makes it! But then you taste it and you're like...eh. That was not as good as I was hyping it to be. Not the same. WELL that's kind of like what the finale of the Eras Tour felt like to me (Hailey) and many others.

This week, Hailey explores the possibility that Taylor Swift did an intentionally *bland* goodbye on her final night in Vancouver. What do you think?

Now THIS is a gasp-worthy ep. We're talking FUN CHILL NOT POLITICAL topics, cuz life is a nightmare in America. Anyways, Hailey dives into the underground club of queer men in Hollywood, discussing every secret gay from Tom Cruise, Leo DiCaprio, and Bradley Cooper. Hailey is joined by one of her besties, Maddie Kane, an entertainment enthusiast, and fellow sapphic. Get ready to be GAGGED and GASPED.

Have you ever considered that Sabrina Carpenter, America's pop princess, might actually be a carpent muncher TM (aka bi)? Well Hailey has considered it A LOT.

In the final episode of gasp! Season 1 (oh my god), Hailey dives into alll the evidence that Sabrina Carpenter is actually gay. She talks about her alleged romance with Rowan Blanchard, the possibility Barry was all PR, and of course Sabrina's very own Kissgate: the Taste music video.

Happy Holidays everyone! I cannot believe Season 1 is already wrapping, thank you so much to everyone that listened and made this pod a reality :) I cannot wait to spill even SWEETER tea with you all in Season 2 coming very soon... aka January!

Cam, from one of Hailey's favorite podcasts of all time, what i will say, joins gasp! this week to talk all things Dianna Agron and Taylor Swift. They dig into how Red's muse is most definitely Dianna, the full Swiftgron romance timeline, the Conor Kennedy of it all, and why Glee shaped our culture as we know it.

Make sure to check out their other collab ep on what i will say's channel, where Hailey and Cam talk about Sabrina Carpenter being a carpent muncher...

Swifties widely accept the idea that the muses of Midnights and TTPD are Joe Alwyn & Matty Healy respectively. Hailey explores the controversial theory that these assumptions are all wrong. What if the songs about London actually reference Taylor Swift's "friend" Zoë Kravitz, who spent COVID quarantined in London with Taylor? And what if all the lyrics about a tattooed cinephile drug user, are actually about Zoë, who matches that description as well?This week, Hailey analyzes the lyrics and the entire timeline of Taylor & Zoë's friendship to get to the truth.

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The girlies TOOK OVER pop music the last couple of years and arguably, the Summer of 2024 was for the girls. With the Barbie movie still lingering, the Eras Tour in full swing, and Brat Summer fully taking over, feminism seemed like it was at an all time high. But did we have a real cultural shift, or was it just for show? Does Pop Girlie Culture have a little problem... of racism?

Hailey questions the real impact of the pop girlie takeover, and digs into the racism and misogyny that seems to have resurfaced after Beyonce took home Album of the Year at the 2025 Grammys.

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This week, Hailey brings on her first guest, her lovely girlfriend Sophia. They talk about how they met, their coming out stories, and all of Sophia's gaylor thoughts.

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Ever wondered which famous women of Hollywood are secretly gay?? In this continuation episode of Secret Gay Men of Hollywood (S1 Ep9), Hailey spills some secret Hollywood tea. She lays out all the proof that Sandra Bullock, Alicia Keys, Cate Blanchett, Jessica Biel, and of course Drew Barrymore are secretly, or not so secretly, gay.

From Alicia Keys writing the most glaringly obvious gay song, to Jessica Biel's secret masc lover, Hailey uncovers some juicy secrets.

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You probably never learned about queer flagging in school because the U.S. is (GASP!) homophobic! Hailey gives listeners a history lesson on queer code and flagging, tracing its impact from 1880s Gold Rush society up to today's pop culture.

The Salem Witch Trials were when women scissored and people were killed over it (pretty much...) In this special spooky season episode, Hailey dives into her current obsession: witches. She covers everything from the origin of witches, to why lesbians and witches share so many stereotypes and culture. You'll learn about why witches were blamed for the plague and even why they were rumored to grow penises on trees...

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3...2...1... will exile finally end after Taylor's final 3 shows of the Eras Tour? Hailey explores the major theories (as well as her own) that predict Taylor Swift is about to *come out* once the Eras Tour ends. She details all of the Easter Eggs behind the Meet ME! at Midnight theory, Burning Down the Lover House theory, and of course Performance Artlor.

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