Francis Foster Sorts Your Life Out (TRIGGERnometry)

In this episode, Francis discusses Kamala Harris' alleged sex life, his experience in a Brixton Mcdonald's at 1am, and finishes with a meltdown over all the different flags people identify with nowadays... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy New Year! Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? https://substack.com/@francisjfoster @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Being emotionally unavailable, babies changing friendships and podcasts just being radio for people who think themselves important with Dan Wootten. Subscribe to Dan's YouTube https://youtube.com/@danwoottenoutspoken Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 01:20 Have We All Become Emotionally Unavailable? 13:30 My Best Friend Had A Baby And Everyone Thinks She Was So Brave... 23:44 I Overthink Everything I Type Out In Our Group Chat... 33:20 I Recently Tried To Explain To My Dad What A Podcast Is 41:32 My Co-worker Insists On Saying "Ciao" Instead Of "Goodbye"... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Rogan went great, and then I went on Kill Tony and got utterly destroyed | Buy my new book 'Classroom Confidential', now available for pre-order - https://amzn.eu/d/42W2tcK Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 00:41 I Went On Kill Tony... 07:20 My Teenage Son Won't Stop Quoting Andrew Tate 12:20 I Was Radical Left Until I Started Making Money 16:23 I Want To Fake My Own Death 20:10 I'm Fantasising About My Boss Firing Me 23:07 My Teenage Daughter Wears Clothes I Wouldn't Have Dared To Wear 27:52 My Child Hit Another With A Paw Patrol Lunchbox Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stalking your exes new partners on social media, ignoring the homeless and watching TV whilst eating. With Julian Deane. Follow Julian on socials: https://x.com/Julian_Deane https://www.instagram.com/juliandeanecomedian/ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 03:11 I Accidentally Walked In On My Housemate Wan**ng... 18:06 I Sometimes Wish My Parents Were Worse 23:30 I Walked Past A Homeless Man Begging For Change But Gave Him Nothing... 31:04 I Found Out My Best Friend Has Been Talking Badly About Me Behind My Back 35:01 I've Been Secretly Following My Exes New Partner On Social Media 42:01 My Partner Insists On Watching TV Whilst Eating Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay at home dad's, being resentful of change and trying to recover your libido with Esther Krakue. Follow Esther on X: https://x.com/estherckrakue Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 03:26 I Used To Be Proud Of My Career, But As A Stay At Home Dad... 11:38 Is It Cruel To Tell People They Can Achieve Anything They Want 22:26 Is It Ok To Resent Change Even When It's Progress? 31:56 My Neighbour Parks Half An Inch Into My Parking Space... 37:11 There's An Old Man On My Street That Watches Everyone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Checking your partners WhatsApp, family gatherings, being followed by your therapist and refusing to vote. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Blank Peng. Follow Blank on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blankpeng404/ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 10:51 I Keep Checking My Partners Whatsapp 22:50 I Think Social Media Has Rewired My Brain 28:20 My Relative Always Tells The Same Story At Family Gatherings 35:17 My Partner Refuses To Vote 41:49 My Therapist Follows Me On Social Media Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Dealing with having a woke family, babysitting for free, stay at home dads and having a joint social media account(!) with the one and only Geoff Norcott. Follow Geoff X - https://x.com/GeoffNorcott Stand-Up Shows - https://www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcott-tickets-adp1252793 Website - http://geoffnorcott.co.uk/ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 04:14 My Daughter Wants To Drop Out Of School To Do "Social Media" 17:39 I'm A Stay At Home Dad... 22:12 My Teenage Son Hates Being Part Of Our Woke Family 29:47 My Brother Keeps Asking Me To Babysit For Free 37:30 My Partner Insists On A Joint Social Media Account 41:30 My Mother Refuses To Stop Dying Her Hair Pink Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Freegan leftovers, anti-natalism and Hawk Tuah girl's meme coin crypto scam. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Justin Panks. Follow Justin on socials: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@IntellectualAbattoirPodcast Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-pranks-firth-podcast/id953898583 Find me on Social Media:  https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Has 2024 seen the death of the real shagger? What is Gooning? Why has Jermaine Jenas been sacked from the BBC? Watch this latest episode to find out... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hitler, Staring and Relationship Advice with Neel Kolhatkar Find me on Social Media:  https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The series continues! Expect to learn why you should get your beef curtains hung, what Francis did on his 18th birthday and stick around for a message from a very special, secret admirer... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The series starts, choosing no foreplay, as Francis delves into his nicest feeling prostate exam, where to go to get laid and of course, a meltdown about the football... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Seann Walsh New Stand up is available to view now - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_y74khsPvY Find me on Social Media:  https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grieving more for celebrities than the people around you, morality or self-interest and lying for an easy life. Follow Red on socials: https://www.instagram.com/redrichardsoncomedy/ https://x.com/redrichardson1 Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 05:22 How Do I Get Through To Someone Who Thinks Showing Emotion Is Weak? 17:22 Why Do We Grieve For Celebrities More Than People Around Us? 25:51 Do You Think Morality Is Self Interest In Disguise? 33:11 My Best Friend Is Obsessed With Self-Improvement 38:38 I Don't Believe In Soulmates But My Partner Does... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An episode so raunchy, Francis has gone into hiding, in fear of the new UK online laws. From Molly Mae & Tommy Fury's breakup to 9 year old Elliot taking selfies with explicit objects, if you're a fan of sophisticated and eloquent conversation, LEAVE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Francis is joined by raw meat enthusiast and comedian Lewis Schaffer. Follow Lewis on X: https://x.com/LewisSchaffer Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 06:20 I've Started Using My Toddlers Naps As An Excuse To Drink During The Day 12:30 My Partner Is Into Cuckolding... 22:10 I'm A Stepmother And My Stepchildren Hate Me 30:07 My Wife Wants Me To Take Testosterone Supplements To Man Up 40:43 I'm Dating Someone I'm Not Physically Attracted To Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Buckle up, it's that time of the week agian. Francis reminisces on his worst dating experience as well as the 'good old days' when Oasis were one of the biggest bands in the world... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Meeting Russell Brand, weird fetishes and contemplating the vastness of the universe with Elliot Steel Find Elliot on social media: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/elliotsteel/ X - https://x.com/elliotsteelcom Find me on Social Media:  https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Francis flies solo in this week's SYLO. Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Addiction and Conspiracy Theories with Dapper Laughs aka Daniel O'Reilly. Find Daniel on social media: X - https://x.com/dapperlaughs Instagram -  / dappersinstagram   YouTube -  / @menacetosobrietypodcast   Find me on Social Media:  https://www.instagram.com/francisjfos... https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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DEI initiatives at work, binning off your friends and family, plus a guide on how to intimidate your neighbours with Tom Ward. Follow Tom on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/tomwardcomedian/ https://www.tomwardvoice.com Find me on Social Media:  https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SHIB trauma and pop stars at your mum's house with Damien Slash. Find Damien on social media: X - https://x.com/damienslash YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@damienslash  Find me on Social Media:  https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The 5th episode of Francis sorting your lives out! Expect to learn about the different internet pills, why Francis is pink pilled & what minge gel is. Enjoy... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Francis goes on an emotional rollercoaster - from Riots, what the new craze of Transmaxxing is all about, all the way to what you should do if you find yourself pregnant with your ex... Strap in and strap on, it's going to get raucous. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Old people stealing things, peaking in high school and being in your "villain era". Francis Foster Sorts Your Life Out with MarkSimmons⁩ . Follow Mark: Website - marksimmons.co.uk X - https://x.com/JokesWithMark Comedy Special - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRn6iEuZvPU Podcast - Jokes With Mark - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/jokes-with-mark-simmons/id1455723980 Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 02:05 My Parents Think I'm Irresponsible For Not Owning A House 12:44 I Saw An Old Person Steal Something From A Shop 25:45 I Have A Deep Feeling I Peaked In High School 37:10 My Friend Says We're In Our Villain Era 41:43 My Dad Is Obsessed With War Documentaries Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Viking royalty, second-hand clothes and trying to understand why Communism is bad with Scott Capurro. Follow Scott on social media: X - https://x.com/scottcapurro www.scottcapurro.com Find me on Social Media:  https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Andrew Doyle is a playwright, journalist, and political satirist from Northern Ireland, who has written for the fictional character Jonathan Pie and created the character Titania McGrath. Follow Andrew on Twitter - https://x.com/andrewdoyle_com Follow Andrew on Substack - https://substack.com/@andrewdoyle Find me on Social Media:  https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Francis Foster sorts your life out with comedian Ali Woods. Follow Ali on Social Media: X - https://x.com/AliWoodsGigs Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/aliwoodsgigs/ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 06:42 I Don't Like Volunteering 16:45 I Can't Stand Small Talk 28:50 I Feel Like I'm Losing My Ability To Focus 38:52 Have We Become Too Fragile To Handle The Truth? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cancel culture, identity and the efficiency of the gays with Mario Adrion. Find Mario on social media: https://www.instagram.com/marioadrion/ https://x.com/marioadrion www.marioadrion.com/ Find me on Social Media:  https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anarchist's on benefits, not believing in ADHD and were the Moon landings fake? Find Nico on social media: https://www.instagram.com/bajancomedian/ https://x.com/neeksman https://www.youtube.com/ @NicoYearwood   Find me on social media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Having your job replaced by AI, people being irresponsible with money and teenagers that just don't want to have a wash. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Dominic Frisby. Follow Dominic on socials: Substack: https://www.frisbys.news/ X: https://x.com/DominicFrisby Financials: https://x.com/DominicFrisby Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 04:58 Creating Your Own Crypto 08:28 Cost Of Living Crisis Is Exposing How Irresponsible People Are With Money 17:52 My Teenage Son Refuses To Do Basic Hygiene 24:18 My Boss Replaced Half The Staff With AI 37:36 My Flat Mate Insists On Hosting Karaoke Nights 48:18 Being Obsessed With Tracking NVidia's Stock Price 50:36 Dog Sitting For Your Friends Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The collapse of modern society, pretending you haven't seen your friends messages and being found out by Lily Phillips. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Darius Davies. Follow Darius: https://www.instagram.com/persianjesus_/ https://www.dariusdavies.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 02:10 My Partner Is Trying To Make Our Relationship Go Viral On TikTok 09:10 My Parents Are Trying To Convince Me Modern Society Is Collapsing 18:23 I Keep Pretending I Haven't Seen People's Messages 28:58 I Love My Partner But Can't Stand Their Friends 33:49 How Do I "Out Petty" My Neighbour? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Find me on Social Media:  https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices