Film Guff (The Gaff Network)

Cev, Nick & Ali tour the barren outer worlds for more bargain basement gold that may end up being a pointless idea because they see an all new special edition on the horizon as the show is being recorded.
The guys then kinda get sidetracked and start talking about video games for half the show instead.
Typical.
https://ko-fi.com/filmguff

Edited by Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore


Sony can suck a cock

Cev, Nick & Ali attempt to get their heads around THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL which is brought along by Scott Phipps. Results may vary...
Along the way there's the usual expected stuff:
Police Academy Nazi mashup
Russian Germans
94 65 year olds
Dick Van Dyke School Of Accents
Bad Science
Good Dogs
Structural Engineering 101

Edited over 5 months By Cevin Moore
Music: "Asteroid"(A Corruption) By Peter & Cevin Moore


Springtime for Hitlerworld

Nick, Ali & Cev get their heads together, play a bit of catching up before getting down to discussing the 2007 Art-House classic Shoot ‘Em Up and what lessons they’ve taken from it:
Never kiss a hooker on the mouth.
Nick’s too pretty for prison.
Ali watches horror. Occasionally.
Cev likes ballet.
Carrots are just propaganda & Physics.


Edited By Cevin Moore
Music “Asteroid (A Diversion)” by Peter & Cevin Moore


Sorry, Nigel

This episode marks a little bit of a change and it’s all about you, the lovely Guffian. Ali, Cev & Nick pick their favourite movies from the year of their birth alongside your birth year favourites.
 
Along the way we learn:
 
1969 is not a good vintage
1978 is not a good vintage
How to beep the Bostonian
Everyone has a Bond film
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a bit more-ish
Ai & Cev can’t do accents
The Scent Of A Woman is NOT porn
The Film Guff Bingo Drinking Game
Oh my days, fuck me running
 
 
Edited by Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid” (A Diversion) By Peter & Cevin Moore
 
And remember kids, don’t carry knives

Ali, Cev & Nick are joined (almost contractually) by film critic, podcaster and legend in his own lunchtime Anthony Ray Bench.
This time the gang tackle the thorny issue of the sequels.
Things they’ve taken away from this:
Directors cuts that are better than the theatrical.
The Luke Evans Valentines card range.
There can be more than one.
Cev agrees with Nick so much, he begins to doubt his own sanity.
Having kids is never a good thing.
Willem Dafoe’s got a huge talent.

Edited by Cevin Moore
Music “Asteroid (A Fragment)” By Peter & Cevin Moore


Still waiting STILL sucks!

It's our first Film Guff 'Short' of 2020, and Cev wants to spread the word about a cute, but possibly murderous monkey...

Edit and Music By Cevin Moore

In this episode, freelance film writer Nate Roscoe @nutellanate brings one of his favourite hidden gems of his to Film Guff: DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. This feeds the ongoing unhealthy obsession Cev, Ali & Nick have with the movies from the year 1999.

This episode includes:
"Ed Gein’s sexy nipple belt"
“80 jars of hazelnut spread”
“The film version of Grinder”
“Brittany Murphy Fan-club meet up”
“Cev goes deeper Cev”
“The new Rocky film?”
"Trans-Atlantic murder threat"

Edited by Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Diversion)” By Peter & Cevin Moore


I’m a Yankee Doodle Dandy

In a bizarre social experiment, Cev & Ali are joined by Ben & Smokey, better known as the Rated H Podcast to discuss Universal Horror classic "The Invisible Man" (1933).
The results include:
Popular science term "Unfuck himself up"
"I love talking in films"
Bill Clinton
Constabulary Castle
Jizzing over ancestors
"Untouched At Euston" by The Smiths
The Exorcist


Edited By Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Corruption)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Recorded 23 Mar 2020
RIP Stuart Gordon 24 Mar 2020

It’s time to dive into the bargain bins and see what Nick, Cev & Ali set out to see how much damage they can do to their sanity with a tenner.
Nick finds he has trouble with celestial beings and Cev has trouble counting how many films he’s bought due to Besson related anger issues. Meanwhile Ali just won’t stop singing….
 
Edited by Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid” (A Diversion) By Peter & Cevin Moore
 
 
 
Party time. Excellent.

In this episode, Cev, Ali & Nick are joined by Daniel Reifferscheid - @Reifferschizzle - to discuss the gritty Italian Eurocrime movie Caliber 9 alongside Paul Simon’s rhythms, Hart to Hart, J&B whiskey and the Yorkshire Ripper.
There are spoilers, but this film was released in 1972, not last week...

Edited by Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)” by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: filmguff.com
@filmguff


“Right turn, Clyde”

Ali, Nick and Cev get together for a bit of a breather before they start on a forthcoming attraction. As to be expected, the sheer breadth of the stuff covered is quite dizzying...

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Fragment)" By Peter & Cevin Moore


"Can't catch me, gay thoughts"

The guys have been away for a while in sunny Miami studying the technicalness of drug dealing.
During their time spent deep undercover, Ali and Nick finally get Cev to watch BAD BOYS I & II.
Obviously Call girls, Yorkshire terriers, Driving Miss Daisy, Joe Pants, ice cream vans and muscle cars are bound to crop up.


Edited by Alistair Cornwall
Music “Asteroid (A Fragment)” By Peter & Cevin Moore


“Have you ever REALLY felt your leather?”

It's that time of year folks when Ali, Cev & Nick still manage to surprise each other with their annual favourites, even though they've now been talking about them for the last few years...

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: "Asteroid (A Corruption)" By Peter & Cevin Moore
Contact: filmguff.net
@FilmGuff


"You've seen a movie that you hate, that lasts three hours... TWICE?!"

Laura Knight joins Nick & Ali to discuss adventure movies, reading ancient books, Harry Potter's age and THE MUMMY from 1999 along the way.
WARNING: Many names are murdered in this episode.
Edited by Ali Cornwall
Music "Asteroid (A Diversion)" By Peter & Cevin Moore
Contact: @FilmGuff
film guff.net
@LMKNightArt

Nick, Ali & Cev are showing signs of cabin fever, which is odd because Nick isn’t even in lockdown… Draw your own conclusions there, but anyway the guys throw together a note free episode discussing how prescient DEMOLITION MAN (1993) was, considering the whole planet seems to now be in a pandemic lockdown.

Along the way, they take on some far weightier subjects than normal and burgers…

If you want to leave a review and do something positive for the world, please visit https://www.podchaser.com


Edited by Cevin Moore
Music “Asteroid (A Corruption)” by Peter & Cevin Moore


No pants were harmed during the making of this episode.

Ali & Cev take a bit of a break from talking about movies to discuss the discs they're on instead with their personal favourite releases of 2019.
Watch out for the invisible balls...
 
Edited By Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Fragment)" By Peter & Cevin Moore

Where else could you hear a conversation that covers a Boesky based party game, Batman’s Nipples, the Bechdel Test and a tiny face? Film Guff, where else?
Warning: There’s naughty words abound in this podcast.
Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore
Info: filmguff.net

Matt Damon!

“It’s a pivotal scene, the best scene in the movie, and this is why it wouldn’t happen…”
On this episode professional Scot Stuart Cullen joins the gang to discuss his hidden gem BLACK RAIN, Tie Rack and how to select the best henchmen.

Warning: This episode is pure lowbrow filth.

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore
Info: filmguff.net
Twitter @FilmGuff & @FuryAc3

“Don’t tell Stubsy anything…”

On this episode Nick, Cev and Ali are joined by Sam from the Movie Roulette podcast to discuss one of his all time favourites ATTACK THE BLOCK.
Marvel at the way four adults attempt to work out how to speak teenager and hang around to listen to an Englishman explain prawn cocktail crisps...

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: "Asteroid (A corruption)" By Peter & Cevin Moore
Info: filmguff.net
Twitter: @FilmGuff & @SamRP

"What about Oscar winning Suicide Squad?"

Ali and Nick are back not talking about fast and furious with returning guest Rivers Langley. The team discuss the new spin off of the franchise along with a woman who's name is never spoken and Transforming bike.
Edited By Ali Cornwall
Music “Asteroid” (A Corruption) By Peter & Cevin Moore
Contact: filmguff.net
@FilmGuff

Blade Runner. Love it or hate it, the film has become a major influence on not just cinema, but popular culture in general.
So what of Blade Runner 2049?
Joining Ali & Cev are Matthew Holt & Andy Brown from The Codec Moments Podcast to discuss one of 2017’s most devising releases. Loved by a few, hated by the many, could Blade Runner 2049 look set to have the same fate as its predecessor?

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore
Info: filmguff.net

Joi Stick

In this bumper episode we hear two men valiantly attempt to remember nearly everything about one of the biggest, most complex blockbusters of all time AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR
The resident comic book nerds Ali & Nick have both seen this once in the cinema and decided it made enough of an impact that it demanded an episode all to itself.
Edited By Ali Cornwall
Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore
Info: filmguff.net

Since the 25th film in the series has been announced, Ali and Cev finally get around to doing what they set out to do a year ago: get their heads round the Bond franchise once and for all with quite a lot of help from their friends...
Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore

Info: filmguff.net
Twitter @FilmGuff

”Gargles cat litter”

Do you like Marvel Comics Universe movies?
Do you like lists?
If the answer is "YES!" then strap yourself in for a real rollercoaster ride as Ali and Nick go through the nineteen films on release (there's more to come) and try to convince Cev along the way that there's greatness in them thar hills, but beware, there be spoilers!!

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore

Info: filmguff.net
Twitter @FilmGuff

Excelsior!

The last episode was a brief chat about all things new and shiny in the movie world, but before that, the guys were rummaging around the stacks of half-forgotten gems again and happened across FALLING DOWN that’s not lost any of its bite after 25 years…
Warning: There’s naughty words ahoy in this podcast!
Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore
Info: filmguff.net

"I believe you have my stapler..."

In this episode, Nick & Cev are joined by Richard Simpson from The We’re Not Wizards Tabletop and Board Games Podcast and on his first podcast ever: Ali Cornwall...
As it’s the guests pick, Richard’s chosen the Charlie Kaufman/Michel Gondry movie ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND from 2004.
The usual hijinks ensue as the crew happen across a million dollar idea, dream of being Tom Hardy and the heady concepts of Mel Gibson electrocuted being a bit girlie along with Hancock being the best MCU movie ever...

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore

Info: filmguff.net
Twitter, Instagram & Facebook @FilmGuff




And remember: don’t let Elijah Wood near your underwear drawer...

In this episode the Guffians are joined by Anthony Ray Bench (@thisgamecheats on the Twitters) from the Film Threat podcast. He's brought along OUT COLD as his hidden gem and hopes the guys will be gentle on him as it's his first time...
In true Film Guff fashion, OUT COLD doesn't end up being the only topic in town as they take in robots, bleeding rear ends, women working around the back in their underwear and stuffing bears with bees amongst other things...

Warning: There’s naughty words ahoy in this podcast.
Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore
Info: filmguff.net & filmthreat.com


Coming soon: "Wild Wild West"...

Ali, Cev and Nick have a blast with the jetsetting comedian and podcaster @RiversLangley talking about New Kids On The Block, sandwiches, “The Hudsucker Proxy”, speech therapy and vegan options…
Warning: There’s naughty words ahoy in this podcast!
Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore
Info: filmguff.net
Twitter @FilmGuff, @RiversLangley @TheGoodsPod
https://m.twitch.tv/wrestlingprowrestling/profile

“You know… for the kids…”

In this episode Cev, Ali and Nick travel back in time to 1949 with their special guest Adam Roche to discuss the new talking picture “Obsession (The Hidden Room)”.
Criminally underseen or simply criminal? You can decide for yourself, you can see the film here: https://ok.ru/video/275565775523
Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore

Info: filmguff.net and attaboyclarence.com

Twitter @FilmGuff, @attaboyc & @moviehistories


"I like the way I'm a swear word"

Nick, Ali and Cev are joined at the virtual bar by LA based comedian, podcaster and Star Wars oracle for hire Klee Wiggins. On this episode they get in front of the mic to discuss the 1994 erotic neo-noir “The Last Seduction”, though whether that will happen as they end up talking about Wookies is anyone's guess…
Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore
Info: filmguff.net
Twitter @FilmGuff, @kleethepimp

“They’ll be open minded on Bespin”

Nick, Ali & Cev are joined by the pan-genre writing phenomenon David Wellington to discuss books, the movie SOUTHBOUND to an unexpected depth, discover Stephen King is a sweetheart and that the eighties were toxic.

Warning: There’s naughty words ahoy in this podcast!
Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (Carpentry Mix)” By Peter & Cevin Moore
Info: filmguff.net
Twitter @FilmGuff @LastTrilobite

“Like a horror version of Planes, Trains & Automobiles”

In this episode Nick, Ali and Cev are joined by the author Steve McHugh to talk about kidnap flicks, Ali’s wacky one word show notes and South Korean crime movie THE MAN FROM NOWHERE and toilets.
Warning: There’s naughty words ahoy in this podcast!

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore
Info: filmguff.net
Twitter @FilmGuff @StevejMchugh


"Never trust anyone with a flip phone unless it’s your grandma..."

Nick, Ali and Cev chat with Kwisatz Haderach and all round good guy Chris Kluwe about careful time management, unicorns and WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS.
Warning: There’s naughty words ahoy in this podcast!
Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore
Info: filmguff.net
Twitter @FilmGuff @ChrisWarcraft

“Children of the night… Shut up!”

Ali, Cev & Nick finally live the dream and get their sticky paws on the 2018 Dwane Johnson action epic SKYSCRAPER and don’t shut up about it for about an hour.
Co-starring Neville Campbell and a guy from Batman playing The Zohan, the boys take a look at the many levels in the movie whilst discussing the safety aspects of a Galaxy Note and how boring a ladder can be....

Warning: This one’s as sweary as a muddyfunkster

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore

Info: filmguff.net

Twitter @FilmGuff

“He’s a villian, a civilian villain”

In this bumper sized episode Ali, Cev and Nick are finally sober enough after the New Year's festivities to reflect on the cream of the crop that 2018 had to offer. As well as setting their resolutions for the next twelve months.
Warning: There’s strong language and zombies in this podcast!

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore
Info: filmguff.net
Twitter @FilmGuff


Pause it, have a piss, come back and carry on

In this unscripted shambles of an episode Ali & Cev attempt to discuss their (very) recent trip to the cinema…

Warning: There’s naughty words in this podcast!
Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore

Info: filmguff.net
Twitter @FilmGuff

Mr. Grimesdale!

2018 was another bumper year for Super Hero movies. This can only be good news for Ali and the very husky Nick as there's plenty to wade through and chat about as they pick their personal highlights from them.
Edited By Ali Cornwall

Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore
Info: filmguff.net
Twitter @FilmGuff

"I don't care if it's a DC movie, I love cameos, excelsior!"

Ali and Nick catch up with good friend of Film Guff and professional film critic Anthony Ray Bench to discuss cars, cats and Captain Marvel.
WARNING: This episode has spoilers!
Edited By Ali Cornwall
Music: "Asteroid (A corruption)" By Peter & Cevin Moore
Info: filmguff.net
Twitter: @FilmGuff & @thisgamecheats @FilmThreat

In this episode Ali, Cev & Nick cast their minds back a decade in a play on the '10 Year Challenge' that’s spread around social media like a disease.
Each of them choose their individual highlights from 2009 and, as to be expected, the results are varied to say the least…
Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: "Asteroid (A corruption)" By Peter & Cevin Moore
Info: filmguff.net
Twitter: @FilmGuff

Coming soon: The 100 Year Challenge

In this fun packed episode Ali, Cev and Nick do an impromptu episode about songs. Songs that eventually turn up in movies.
There’s quite a few surprises in store. Not least Ali’s undying love for a certain 1987 dance movie and Nick making notes…
 
Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore
Info: filmguff.net
Twitter @FilmGuff
Complaints to @Laneit365 

Join Ali, Nick & Cev in the lounge of The Continental as they discuss all things John Wick whilst taking in some Top Gear, practical animal husbandry and baby assassins amongst other things...
Edited by Cevin Moore
Music: "Asteroid (A Corruption)" By Peter & Cevin Moore
Info: filmguff.net
Twitter: @FilmGuff

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069974/

The dust has kinda settled now and most of the big fans have managed to see Avengers: End Game so it's now fairly safe to release the aforementioned SPOILER edition.
Ali & Nick and the heavily bearded Anthony Ray Bench can breathe a little and talk about body image, fandom, incest and fisting...
 
Edited By Ali Cornwall
Music: “Asteroid (A corruption)” By Peter & Cevin Moore
 
Info: filmguff.net
Twitter: @FilmGuff
@thisgamecheats
@FilmThreat
Complaints: @Laneit365
 
Yes Dave, they're all dead...

Welcome to Nick's 10 minute movies where people get lost in the course of a movie about a future law enforcer having a bad day...
Star of War Of The Worlds 2: The Next Wave, writer and podcaster Zack Beseda brings his gem DREDD 3D for Nick, Ali & Cev to talk about as well as the usual nonsense, musings and digressions.

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Diversion)" By Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact:
@FilmGuff
@ZackForReal
filmguff.com

Girl, you make me wish I had 3 hands!

Cev does a little bit of globetrotting to talk about one of his favourite finds of the year - "VIDEOMAN" a film much more than a Neo-Giallo thrill ride...
Edited by Cevin Moore
Music By Cevin Moore & Waveshaper
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doRMAsy9Gnw
Website: https://www.instagram.com/videomannen_official/
Contact: @FilmGuff
filmguff.net

"I have to return some videotapes..."

Nick, Ali & Cev are joined by Gary Bailey from God Is A Geek to discuss the well dressed and underpopulated London of WELCOME TO THE PUNCH amongst the usual meandering conversation that includes the usual pile of random stuff...

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: "Asteroid (A corruption)" By Peter & Cevin Moore
Info: filmguff.net
Godisageek.com
Twitter: @FilmGuff
@BlueFury47

Give us a review you bastards!

Listen as Ali, Nick and Cev join film composer Mark Wind to discuss the cerebral art movie, THE FOUNTAIN, only to discover their shortcomings with Spanish history and talk about their phones instead.
The mixed results include:
“They physically blew up a star?”
“If it’s on the internet, it’s true”
"Somebody figuratively falling to their death”
“It’s a film about the fear of marriage.”
“We may have had a drink...”
“I have a Sony”
“I need adults”
“Jameson’s for the win”
"He wasn't angry, he was just confused"

Edited by Cevin Moore
Music “Asteroid (A Corruption) by Peter & Cevin Moore
Info: filmguff.net
Contact: @FilmGuff
@TheMarkWind
@zammit_marc

Musketeers, Man, Space Monkey.

Nick, Ali & Cev are joined by man of tongues, Iain MacKinnon to kind of discuss the heaviest most metallist of metal movies along with the most 80’s movie of the 80’s TRICK OR TREAT from 1986.
Along the way expect to hear Ali wanting to rock with nuggets such as:
"Alvin & The Chipmunks"
“Make America back mask again”
“Dear Stan...”
“Party at the front, angst at the back”
“Judas Priest calendar”
"How does he, like, not piss in an arc?”
“Tim is definitely a fan of country and western”
“Do I look like someone that watches the NBA?”

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music “Asteroid (A Diversion)” By Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact : filmguff.net
@FilmGuff
@nerdtherapypod



The most perfect movie for the Film Guff brand?

Matthew Holt & Andy Brown, uber-nerds and hosts of CODEC MOMENTS (#2 Video Game Podcast in Mongolia) join Cev, Ali & Nick to discuss the current state of Blu-Ray menus, sit com incest and love triangles.
As September 10th 2019 is the release date of the CORNETTO TRILOGY on shiny new 4K UHD, the gang also decide to over share their thoughts on SHAUN OF THE DEAD, HOT FUZZ and THE WORLD'S END.
Edited By Cevin Moore
Music “Asteroid (A Diversion)” By Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact : filmguff.net
@FilmGuff
@CodecMoments

Do YOU want a bourbon?

Ali and Nick are joined in this bumper episode by Gabriella Masson to bully Cev into watching Dirty Dancing. They find out what Butlins is, that nobody can pronounce the Director’s name (or remember Johnny’s cousin’s name at all) and that Africa has cities.
Listen out for these fantastic dances along the way:
“It’s a Fucking chicken!”
“I have Yelp reviews”
“Duck chicken goose thing”
“She looks like a toothpick”
“What happens to the watermelons?”
“The sensitivity of a hardened toenail”
“That doesn’t begin with N!”

WARNING: Ovaries explode in this episode

Edited By Cev Moore
Music “Asteroid” (A corruption) By Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact filmguff.net
@FilmGuff
@Noir_Or_Never


Kiddie Porn Dungeon

The boys are back together and joined again by best selling author Steve McHugh to discuss THE RAID 2: BERANDAL, an apparently confusing film full of double crossing characters ending in the letter 'O', discarded shoes, knives, fighting and of course, blood filled condoms...
Steve's new book, "Sorcery Reborn" is now available in all the best places.

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music “Asteroid (A Diversion)” By Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact : filmguff.net
@FilmGuff
@StevejMcHugh

"Gonad torture"

Steve Noble brings Nick & Cev a film where bad guys don’t get any deader and attempts to figure out why Friday night is a great night for football while Nick ponders the subtitles and Cev attempts to figure out what the hell is going on. Tony Scott’s 1991 opus LAST BOY SCOUT.

Friday night’s highlights include:

The works of Tony Scott
The works of Bruce Willis

Hans Zimmer
Honky

Denzel Washington love-in

The most goth movie ever made

The clown has no penis

And then some...

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music “Asteroid (A Diversion)” By Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact : filmguff.net
@FilmGuff
@stevesalesnoble

Coming next the family friendly full screen edition
And then some...

As the year 2020 closes in, Nick takes the chair and he’s joined by Ali, Cev and critic Anthony Ray Bench  to look back and discuss the year 1999. Why not?
Highlights to look out for in this bumper episode include:
Shakespeare
A-B repeat
Disappointed from Doncaster
Mayonnaise
The crawl
Wild Wild West Kickstarter 
Live-streamed suicide
I think you should fuck off, Sir
Jewel thief
Fan fiction
There are no sequels
Has Ali seen it?
Mom’s wounded
Edited By Cevin Moore
Music “Asteroid (A Diversion)” By Peter & Cevin Moore
Contact : filmguff.net
@FilmGuff
@ThisGameCheats
 
You'll warm to it...

In this episode Ali, Cev & Nick get their fingers in the dirt, hunker down and discuss Ridley Scott’s epic length.

They also talk about GLADIATOR (2000).

Gladiator is now available to stream on Netflix

Contact: @FilmGuff

Edited by Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Corruption)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Ali, Cev & Nick complete their epic journey around the Roman Empire only to return and talk about Robin Hood instead.

On the way, Cev also manages to drop in on Charlie Brigden to discuss Hans Zimmer.

They also talk about GLADIATOR (2000).

Gladiator is now available to stream on Netflix

Contact: @FilmGuff
Charlie Brigden @filmsonwax

Edited by Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Corruption)" by Peter & Cevin Moore


Disney dogshit

Hard to believe the character of Harry Potter celebrates his 40th birthday on July 31st 2020.

To mark the occasion, Nick & Ali look back at the book and movie franchise whilst also trying to figure out what a sophomore is, sensible bookmarks, flexible mathematics, touching fantastic beasts and Kindle alarm clocks.

Contact: @FilmGuff
Edited by Ali Cornwall
Music "Asteroid (A Corruption)" by Peter & Cevin Moore


Hogwarts 'n' All

Guy Ritchie. One of the best British exports since fish & chips.
Cev, Ali & Nick take a dive into the Directorial endeavours of this one man industry since his 1998 debut to his 2019 Disney output.

Contact: @FilmGuff
Edited by Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Corruption)" by Peter & Cevin Moore


It's been emotional

Ali, Cev and Nick have finally made it to 100 episodes.
The chaps naturally look backwards to what’s gone before whilst looking forward to what they have coming AND looking at some turtles too. How cross eyed can you get?

Adding to the celebrations and confusion, one man podcast network Scottye Moore joins the gang on his way to making a new world record to talk about pizza.

What lessons have been learned here:

Ali misses going to the cinema. Cev doesn’t.
Top Gunnage is a thing.
World record breaking isn’t easy.
Vanilla Ice: Cool As Ice is on Amazon Prime
The Foot Clan are damage control.
All the guys agree on a movie. For once.
Shredder stinks.
Power Rangers totally suck balls.
Casper the pissed off ghost needs to be a thing.

Contact: @FilmGuff @Scottyemo
Edited by Cevin Moore
Music "Asteroid (A Corruption)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Hello future people

Ali's finally got around to watching the Brit-Crime flick "Stormy Monday" from 1988 that Cev had been talking about for a while.
As it's been referenced in past episodes, both of them thought it was time to jump on the mic to share their thoughts...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096180/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

Edited By Cevin Moore


Nobody said anything about guns! They've got guns, and I think we need guns!

NIck, Ali & Cev go on a team building exercise by watching Severance (2006) to learn stuff like:

A paint gun can make your eye pop like a ping pong ball.
Not all women are scared of spiders.
The human head stays alive for up to a minute after being removed from the body.
A pie doesn’t always take an hour to bake.
The easiest way to pick up a woman is a few Bacardi Breezers and Seabiscuit.
An inch isn’t necessarily a mile on a map.

Contact: @FilmGuff
Music: "Asteroid (Spooky Mix)" by Peter & Cevin Moore
Edited By Cevin Moore

“I was about to have a piss when I spot a geezer with a balaclava and a suitcase, no, more like a travel bag...”

Cev and Ali love their Blu Rays.

A lot.

Then they’re joined on this episode by Chris Mohan.

Who REALLY loves his Blu Rays.

The trio rifle through their stacks whilst discussing the pleasures and pitfalls of being a collector in 2020.

Filmguff.com
Twitter @FilmGuff
@7oclockshadow

Edited by Cevin Moore
Music “Asteroid (A Fragment) by Peter & Cevin Moore

“You got your good things and I’ve got mine”

This episode sees the guys joined by film director and podcaster Anthony Desiato to talk about comics and Club Vandersexxx.

They end up discovering that Ali has no idea what geography is, Nick is a very special boy, Cev has a weird thing for Burt Reynolds and Vinnie Jones is just, well, Vinnie Jones.

Remember: print out all your emails.

For a proper film guide, try this link:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0356150/

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment) by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
Filmguff.com
@DesiWestside
@diggingforkrpod
@mycomicshopdoc
apple.co/3aSryAr

Scotty really doesn’t have a clue

Always fashionably late to any party, Ali, Cev & Nick are here with their ten favourites of 2020 and as usual, it's as mad as a bag of gypsies. Why these idiots talk to each other at all still remains a mystery.

Apologies have been noted for this episode that would’ve been released earlier if it wasn’t for the eight hours of utter nonsense to edit and a hangover that lasted the larger of January.

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment) by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
Filmguff.com

“Let’s make 2020 the start of something special”

Ali & Cev are joined by their good friends Ben and Smokey from the Rated H Podcast to discuss hair products, Interflora, musicals, rom-coms, dancing and snacks.

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff @RatedHPod

Filmguff.com
RatedH@gmail.com


equidistant
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adjective
adjective: equidistant
1. at equal distances."the line joins together all points which are equidistant from the two axes"

After an insane weekend of Smokey causing the Film Guff Twitter to meltdown, Ali & Cev invite him back to help explain why...

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff @RatedHPod @Galahadlad

Filmguff.com
RatedH@gmail.com

"Simple just shit itself"

Steve Noble joins the not very dynamic duo to discuss the certified gem of movie cultdom that is "LIFEFORCE". It's probably worth about twelve quid of anyone's money.
Along the way there's the usual insights, stuff and nonsense and Charles Dickens.

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
@SteveSalesNoble
www.filmguff.com

"Stupid Sexy Space Vampires"

The boys are back in town!

After a post lockdown holiday break(down), Ali & Cev play a bit of catch up before diving into the thorny subject of movie adaptations.

As you'd expect, the conversation flails wildly from anywhere between Buster Keaton, Basic Instinct and Batman, so strap yourself in for a bumpy ride...

Edited By Alistair Cornwall
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff

www.filmguff.com


"Looks like we got oursel's a reader"

Ali & Cev's hunt for those little gems dotted about film history takes an unexpected turn when they're lucky enough to be joined by Kristian A. Söderström, writer and director of the awesome VIDEOMAN (2018). Kristian brings along a seldom heard of Roman Polanski film from 1970.

For a change of pace, the discussion covers more booze than the quantity consumed whilst recording!.

A Day At The Beach can be found here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdu4bx8eRNY

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
@Kristian_VHS

www.filmguff.com
www.kristian-a-soderstrom.com

"Cheers!"

As usual, nothing goes to plan. What started off as a quick chat between Ali & Cev with good friend Chris Mohan about some Blu Ray highlights of the year so far quickly snowballed…

Welcome to Film Guff Episode 121: the super deluxe collectors edition (complete with postcards).

There’s a lot of questions asked and sometimes they’re even answered!

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
@7oclockshadow

www.filmguff.com

"And it ain't me who's gonna leave"

Spoilers: this is a quick episode about a film that’s 30 years old where Ali & Cev discuss spoilers along with CGI and 3D-ness

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff

"I'll Be Back"

English/ Film professor, Michael W. Boyce joins Ali & Cev to answer the age old question - George Clooney or Henry Cavill, discuss the finer details of visiting Miami and expensive pillows.

They also managed to talk about OUT OF SIGHT (1998) quite a bit too.

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
filmguff.com
Ko-Fi.com/ filmguff

https://linktr.ee/mwboyce

“Encore!”

Ali & Cev have banged their heads together about NO TIME TO DIE - the most anticipated film of 2018. In this fairly short episode, the duo discuss the Daniel Craig David legacy, how long Felix has been around and moody teenage singing.

Edited By Alistair Cornwall
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment)" by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff

www.filmguff.com

Little Mix for the win.

Cev & Ali are getting their epic space opera groove on in this episode along with great friend of the podcast, Dr. Matthew Holt and it's nothing to do with George Lucas...

Along the way the discussion of a devisive David Lynch film is bound to hit the typical touchstones of Corn Flakes boxes, big scary rabbits, werewolves, bug juice, hair and heart plugs.

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff

www.filmguff.com

Didn't quite make it down to two hours and seventeen...

**SPOILER WARNNG**

After a prolonged and painful wait, Ali & Cev have finally been able to crack out the Raybans, don the leather jackets and get their teeth into TOP GUN (1986) with their good friend and Scottish Sun scribe, Stuart Cullen.

They also take a bit of a spoilery look at the 2022 sequel TOP GUN: MAVERICK and its similarities to STAR WARS...

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff

www.filmguff.com

"Just dicking around in their fighter planes"

Hot on the heels of their Top Gun episode, Ali & Cev become a hot sweaty mess talking about The Batman. With it finally on general home release, the less than dynamic duo take a bit more of a dig into the key characters and aspects of the 2022 film directed by Matt Reeves.

Edited By Alistair Cornwall
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff

www.filmguff.com

"The Flash is a bit of a no-go zone"

The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen: a film from 2003 so universally loathed that many careers were ruined.

Ali & Cev explore the simple question - WHY? (Results may vary)

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff

www.filmguff.com

Ali & Cev are joined by Clark Collis, the Senior Writer at Entertainment Weekly, international man about town and author of 'YOU'VE GOT RED ON YOU', a book all about the Film Guff favourite 'SHAUN OF THE DEAD' (2004).
Rather than talk about Shaun yet again, Clark brought another of his favourites - 'YOU'RE NEXT' (2011).
The spoiler filled conversation takes in the usual subjects of slasher films, zombies and apostrophes.

Edited By Cevin Moore
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
@ClarkCollis

www.filmguff.com
https://ew.com/author/clark-collis/

Any regular Guffians will know of Ali & Cev's undying love for the films of Christopher Nolan and a pub that's open for 67 hours. They've been wanting to do a feature the Director's work since the very beginning of Film Guff (it would have been easier back then because he'd released less).

For the sake of you, the listener/ Guffian and their own sanity, the duo have invited some good friends and fellow Nolan fans along to help make sense of it all.

Contents.

0:00.00 - Intro & Bio
0:04.44 - TENET (2020)
1:02.59 - The Sound Of Nolan
1:07.30 - DUNKIRK (2017)
1:24.18 - The Nolan Family Tree
1:30.39 - INTERSTELLAR (2014)
2:00.36 - INCEPTION (2010)
2:44.55 - THE PRESTIGE (2006)
3:33.07 - Epilogue

With coverage of a further 6 films to follow soon...

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
www.filmguff.com
Dr. Matthew Holt @CodecMoments
Dr. MIchael Boyce @mwboyce
Andy Brown @clinicalandy

For more info. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVWTQcZbLgY

Grandiose Susan is my stripper name.

In this second adventure through the works of acclaimed director Christopher Nolan, Ali & Cev talk about comic book heroes, Nordic & Neo-Noir and more mindbending insights than you can shake a wibbly stick at.

For the sake of you, the listener/ Guffian and their own sanity, the duo have invited some good friends and fellow Nolan fans along to help make sense of it all.
Contents.

The Dark Knight Trilogy 0:00 - 1:13.47
Nolanisms 1:13.47 - 1:34.58
Insomnia 1:34.59 - 2:05.42
Memento 2:05.42 - 2:55.11
Following 2:55.12 - 3:25.52
Epilogue 3:25.52 - 3:29.44

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
www.filmguff.com
Smokey @galahadlad
Thomas Ausin Morgan @tomaustinmorgan & @BannedBiogs
Chris Mohan @7oclockshadow

"When it comes to method acting, you can go f**k yourself!"

Ali is back with a new episode after been down to the capital to watch a preview of the new Dungeons and Dragons movie. Listen to a spoiler free and spoiler section along with a giveaway.

Thanks to eOne to inviting us down.

Edited Ali Cornwall
Music: “Asteroid (A Fragment) " by Peter & Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff

www.filmguff.com

There's fashionably late and then there's Film Guff.

Ali & Cev got on the mics around the beginning of 2023 to have a look back at the previous 12 months. Little did they know that the recording would be cursed. Two Macbooks, a microphone, a firesafe HDD and a couple of months of reconstructive editing later and it's finally here!

You might think it would've been easiear to do it again, but never take the soft option...

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
www.filmguff.com



Happy 2024!

Ali & Cev have a quick dip into the wild catalogue of Film 4, the British production company as it celebrates its 41st birthday. it would've been 40th, but they're very slow with these things...

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
www.filmguff.com

Goodbye & thanks for all the fish.

As it's celebrating its 30th Anniversary, Ali & Cev have ended up taking a look a film that's considered a cinematic disaster and dig into wether that label has any merit and what could be the cause of it...

Edited By Ali Cornwall
Music By Cevin Moore

Contact: @FilmGuff
www.filmguff.com

"They're not real dinosaurs..."

Ali & Cev dig into Violent Night like a pair of plum puddings with brandy butter burning their arses. Don't expect to learn a lot from this particular episode apart from Cev's belief in Father Christmas after healthy doses of Skullcrushing and Bailey's Irish Cream.

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

https://linktr.ee/filmguff


"It's like Brexit"

As usual, Ali & Cev take a quick look back at the previous year and as usual the results actually do vary...

Resolutions are made, wrists are slapped and more streaming is dumped whilst both of them see how many times they can say "good fun" or "nuts" as part of the most dangerous drinking game on the planet.

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

https://linktr.ee/filmguff

Content is the new 'C word'

Ali & Cev surrounded themselves with their personal favourite Blu Ray releases of 2023 in this free wheeling discussion and as Cev's hosting, it's a bit of a shambles.

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

https://linktr.ee/filmguff

Swans - the ideal sandwhich filling

In this special Guff Short Ali is going to tell us about Dune part 2 which he was lucky enough to see early.

Listen to the episode to hear his initial thoughts on the second instalment of this movie.

Edit & Music By Ali Cornwall

https://linktr.ee/filmguff

Margarine Night Shyamalam released a film in 2023 that went pretty much unnoticed thanks to past projects like The Happening, The Lady In The Water and The Golden Girls: Resurrected, but thanks to Ali's vigilance, KNOCK AT THE CABIN has blipped on the Film Guff radar.

Could this be a symptom of cabin fever or cabin holidays? 

The pair leave you losers to decide as they proceed to spoil the entire film and BEWARE: if you're a shrinking violet, go listen to a shell.

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

https://linktr.ee/filmguff

Ali & Cev are blowing the Shell Beach sand off of DARK CITY (1998), a film they both feel history has been a little unkind to.

As always, the discussion is spoiler filled.

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

https://linktr.ee/filmguff

Without the writer, there simply won't be a movie or TV show which became painfuly obvious during the summer of 2023.

Ali & Cev have had a little chat about the whacky world of the screenwriter and picked out some shining examples both past and present.

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

https://linktr.ee/filmguff

"If Mark Kermode hates it, I'm sold!"

An FG Retro Release from October 2017!

It's weird to think that this is now older than Kurt Cobain will ever be, but here we are: John Carpenter's masterpiece that he saw as nothing more than a homage to the original THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD from '51.

Ali & Cev wet their pants about the Arrow Blu Ray release and hope their pants don't freeze in the process...

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

https://linktr.ee/filmguff

Still smelling of popcorn and Fanta, Ali's here as a fan to have a quick word about the number one supernatural shit-stirrer...


Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

https://linktr.ee/filmguff

Ali & Cev are joined by their good friend Smokey from The House of Hammer and All The Best Lines podcasts to talk about a firm favourite: Guest House Paradiso.

The discussion takes some unexpected and sometimes wanky turns as they unpick everything from French film references to space unicorns.

If you have a delicate nature, why are you listening to this?

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

https://linktr.ee/filmguff

Pheeb! 

With Halloween around the corner, Ali & Cev foolishly offered Smokey a chance to talk about a horror film and he brought along the Kevin Smith romantic comedy "TUSK" (2014) instead.

"He's living the rest of his ife as a fucking walrus with a floating beach ball"
"He's actually crossing his legs and kicking his left leg. Not like Sharon Stone."
"We kinda have the slow progression of Howard turning Wallace into a walrus - the bizarrest sentence I've ever said on a podcast"

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

https://linktr.ee/filmguff

"He was in Galaxy Quest!"

SPOILERS GALORE!!

Recorded during the summer of 2024, Ali & Cev take an almost forensic look into Fight Club from 1999 and then spent the next few months punching a nearly 3 hour recording into less than 2 whilst makig a statement about commercials in podcasts...

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

https://linktr.ee/filmguff


I am Jack's editing nightmare

Like the ghost of Mariah Carey, Film Guff is back to haunt you this christmas with a double whammy!

Cev & Nick are joined by Rivers Langley from The Goods From The Woods Podcast to discuss the Black Christmas trilogy (yes, for some reason there's three of them).

And where else would you find a serial killer in scuba gear othere than a Film Guff Christmas Special?

Edit & Music By Cevin Moore

https://linktr.ee/filmguff

In the interests of balance, Ali's here with good friends of the show Andy Brown, Anthony Ray Bench and a full tank of eggnog to talk about all things nice about christmas at the movies rather than the blackness and bloodshed of the previous episode.

Edit & Music By Ali Cornwall 

https://linktr.ee/filmguff 


#FuckTheHumbugs 

In an uncut and rambling conversation, Ali & Cev discuss the highs and many lows of their 2024 and somehow remain positive about what's coming in 2025.

If you’re offended by anything discussed, that’s your problem. Not everyone else’s…

 
Edit (for what it is) & Music By Cevin Moore
https://linktr.ee/filmguff 

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