Eidolon Playtest (Audio Entropy)

Welcome to Eidolon Playtest, an actual play podcast that's playtesting EIDOLON: Become Your Best Self, an RPG created by Luke Varner and Molly Rhinebeck! In this introductory episode, Luke and Molly talk about some of the basics of the game, and discuss their expectations for how they expect the playtests to go. This first Design Session is being released to everyone, but future Design Sessions will be released once a month exclusively on the $3 tier of our Patreon, at patreon.com/eidolonplaytest. Check it out!

Eidolon POP is getting started! In this prologue episode, the players of this campaign decide on their characters and begin figuring out some of the details of the game's setting. Remember that you can make some Eidolon characters of your own by going to patreon.com/eidolonplaytest and subscribing at the 5$ level!

Welcome to Eidolon ROCK! Just like the previous episode, our players take some time to hash out who their characters are and get ready for the campaign to come. Remember that you can make some Eidolon characters of your own by going to patreon.com/eidolonplaytest and subscribing at the 5$ level! I'm gonna stop shilling for the Patreon in the episode notes after this!

"It takes an idiot to go on an adventure." CREDITS: Tyberius Wilson as Prof. Quentin Brooks Fabby Garza as "Ursula" Ursa "Bear" Mike Painter as James Studebaker Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis Lorentzen Luke Varner as The GM THEME SONG: Party Crasher, by Max Knightley ADDITIONAL MUSIC: 22:20 - "Habit" by Nctrnm: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Nctrnm/Habit_-_Single/NctrnmHabit128G 33:24 - "The Laundry Cycle" by Jesse Spillane: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jesse_Spillane/The_Laundry_Cycle/Jesse_Spillane_-_The_Laundry_Cycle_-_06_The_Laundry_Cycle 54:56 - "Fuzz Dip" by Golden Hits: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Golden_Hits/Bonus_Beat_Blast_2011/25_golden_hits-fuzz_dip 1:09:57 - "B005" by Monroe Music Center: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Monroeville_Music_Center/Generic_Product/Monroeville_Music_Center_-_Generic_Product_-_09_B005

"Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday/Who could hang a name on you?" CREDITS: Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Max Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Lexi Waltner as Chilli THEME SONG: "E G O D E A T H" by Max Knightley ADDTIONAL MUSIC: 11:37 - "Cursed as Love" by XTaKeRuX https://freemusicarchive.org/music/XTaKeRuX/2019073141810785/Cursed_As_Love__1097 21:01 - "Small Victory" by Steve Combs https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/09_Small_Victory  29:26 - "Gorgon" by Jesse Spillane https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jesse_Spillane/Sky_Ship/Jesse_Spillane_-_Sky_Ship_-_11_Gorgon  45:13 & 50:14 - "Faritale" by Ondrosik https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ondrosik/Nostalgic__Procrastination/Ondrosik-06-Fairitale  1:04:35 - "Stolen Life" by Robert Abraham https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Robert_Abraham/Top_10_Picks_From_2014/Robert_Abraham_-_09_-_Stolen_life  1:21:36 - "5 Station 5" by Pipe Choir https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Pipe_Choir/Pipe_Choir/5_Station_5  1:24:28 - "23 Wacko" by Unheard Music Concepts https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Unheard_Music_Concepts/The_Lasso_of_Time/23_Wacko 

"Don't you wanna feel my bones on your bones?" CREDITS: Lexi Waltner as Chilli Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Luke Varner as The GM THEME SONG: "E G O D E A T H," by Maxie Knightley ADDITIONAL MUSIC: 21:00 - "Orbiting a Distant Planet" by Quantum Jazz https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Quantum_Jazz/End_of_Line/07_-_Quantum_Jazz_-_Orbiting_A_Distant_Planet 38:37 - "Boop beep, I'm a slightly dysfunctional bot (oops)" by Meydan https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Meydan/Adorable_chaotic_funny_robots/Meydn_-_Adorable_chaotic_funny_robots_-_01_Boop_beep_Im_a_slightly_dysfunctional_bot_oops 45:01 - "sednoseterces" by Hinterheim https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Hinterheim/face_b/01-sednoseterces-hinterheim 49:08 - "храпи и переворачивайся" by Kosta T https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kosta_T/__1656/Kosta_T_-___-_15____1697 56:13 - "Infiltrators" by Nathaniel Wyvern https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Nathaniel_Wyvern/2019_releases_collection/Nathaniel_Wyvern_-_Infiltrators 1:09:31 -"Gibralter" by Unheard Music Concepts https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Unheard_Music_Concepts/The_Lasso_of_Time/Gibraltar_1704# 1:18:10 - "Crooked Straight" by Mild Wild https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Mild_Wild/a_Queens_Lodge_b_Crooked_Straight/Crooked_Straight

" 💀 💀 💀 🍿 🐉 " CREDITS: Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Mike Painter as James Studebaker Fabby Garza as "Ursula" Ursa "Bear" Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis Lorentzen Tyberius Wilson as Prof. Quentin Brooks Luke Varner as The GM THEME SONG: "Party Crasher," by Maxie Knightley ADDITIONAL MUSIC: 6:03 - "The Temperature of the Air on the Bow of the Kaleetan" by Chris Zabriskie https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Chris_Zabriskie/Undercover_Vampire_Policeman/01_-_The_Temperature_of_the_Air_on_the_Bow_of_the_Kaleetan_1165 47:00 - "Phantom," by Nctrnm https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Nctrnm/EQUINOX/NctrnmPhantom116Bb 50:50 - "Infinity," by Yakov Golman https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Yakov_Golman/Piano__orchestra_1/Yakov_Golman_-_Infinity_1385

"You run for cover but you can't escape the second attack." CREDITS: Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove Lexi Waltner as Chilli Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Luke Varner as The GM THEME SONG: "E G O D E A T H," by Maxie Knightley Additonal tracks provided by Maxie Knightley: "Triple Seven" and "Basilisk" ADDITIONAL MUSIC: 09:24 - "Lost," by XTaKeRuX https://freemusicarchive.org/music/XTaKeRuX/The_way_iam/Lost_1951 11:20 - "Vert," by Nctrnm https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Nctrnm/Vert_-_Single/NctrnmVert125Bbm 34:48 - "finnaly lost," by Hinterheim https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Hinterheim/first_demo/01-B-finnalylost 52:52 - "Dust and Memories," by Unheared Music Concepts https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Unheard_Music_Concepts/The_Lasso_of_Time/Dust_and_Memories

"DO NOT. Do not call me that." CREDITS: Fabby Garza as "Ursula" Ursa "Bear Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Mike Painter as James Studebaker Tyberius Wilson as Prof. Quentin Brooks Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis Lorentzen THEME SONG: "Party Crasher," by Maxie Knightley ADDITIONAL MUSIC: 32:58 - "The Other Side of Darkness," by Unheard Music Concepts https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Unheard_Music_Concepts/The_Lasso_of_Time/The_Other_Side_of_Darkness 45:24 - "Weapon," by Nctrnm https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Nctrnm/Weapon_-_Single/NctrnmWeapon70Gbm 51:32 - "3rd," by Kosta T https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kosta_T/__1059/Kosta_T_-___-_14_3rd 1:16:37 - "Rain," by Meydän https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Meydan/Havor/5-_Rain_1918

"I saw The Devil wrapping up his hands; he's getting ready for the showdown." CREDITS: Lexi Waltner as Chili Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC PROVIDED BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY Please consider purchasing the bundle below to support the NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund and Community Bail Fund, or donating to another cause in support of the protests against American police racism, brutality, and murder: https://itch.io/b/520/bundle-for-racial-justice-and-equality

"These f#@%ing kids!" CREDITS: Tyberius Wilson as Quentin Brooks Mike Painter as James Studebaker Fabby Garza as "Ursula" Ursa "Bear" Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis Lorentzen Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker MUSIC: Maxie Knightley

"I just handed my pinball crown to him..." CREDITS: Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Lexi Waltner as Chili MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY

"I am deathly terrified of not being in control." CREDITS: Mike Painter as James Studebaker Tyberius Wilson as Professor Quentin Brooks Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis Lorentzen Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Fabby Garza as "Ursula" Ursa "Bear" MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY

"As we watch him digging his own grave, it is important to know that was where he's at. He can't afford to stop; that is what he believes. He'll keep on digging for a thousand years." CREDITS: Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Lexi Waltner as Chili Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY

"Though I may have failed you all many, numerous times, in various ways, there's SOMETHING you took from my lessons: how to fuck up a motherfucker." CREDITS: Tyberius Wilson as Professor Quentin Brooks Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis Lorentzen Fabby Garza as "Ursula" Ursa "Bear" Mike Painter as James Studebaker Luke Varner as The GM

"She's all alone, all alone, all alone in her time of need." CREDITS: Lexi Waltner as Chili Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Maxie Knightley a Harvey D. Godlove Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Luke Varner as The GM

"What do you think it would take to make you listen?" "Some serious consequences." CREDITS: Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Mike Painter as James Studebaker Fabby Garza as "Ursula" Ursa "Bear" Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis Lorentzen Tyberius Wilson as Prof. Quentin Brooks Luke Varner as The GM Music by Maxie Knightley

"I don't wanna be kept, I don't wanna be caged, I don't wanna be damned, oh hell." CREDITS: Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Lexi Waltner as Chili Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY

"I would prefer if Sloane came out of this a better person. I'm not sure that's possible without her being hurt." CREDITS: Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis Lorentzen Tyberius Wilson as Prof. Quentin Brooks Fabby Garza as "Ursula" Ursa "Bear" Mike Painter as James Studebaker Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY

"Up and over, we go through the wave and Undertow; I will float until I learn how to swim." CREDITS: Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Lexi Waltner as Chili Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY

"Am I dangerous?" CREDITS: Fabby Garza as "Ursula" Ursa "Bear" Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis Lorentzen Mike Painter as James Studebaker Tyberius Wilson as Prof. Quentin Brooks Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY

"There ain't no motive for this crime." CREDITS: Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Lexi Waltner as Chili Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains severe headwounds, explosions, and vehicular injuries.

"I'm not playing with you anymore." CREDITS: Luke Varner as The GM Tyberius Wilson as Prof. Quentin Brooks Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis Lorentzen Mike Painter as James Studebaker Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Fabby Garza as "Ursula" Ursa "Bear" CONTENT WARNINGS: this episode contains extensive drinking, gun violence, discussion of suicidal tendencies, and face- and eye-based body horror.

"But I couldn't find a way, so I'll settle for, one day, to believe in you." CREDITS: Lexi Waltner as Chili Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY CONTENT WARNINGS: this episode contains extensive vehicular violence and a character losing control of their body.

"Is it really true that you've lost EVERYTHING?" "Everything I would consider important." CREDITS: Mike Painter as James Studebaker Fabby Garza as "Ursula" Ursa "Bear" Tyberius Wilson as Prof. Quentin Brooks Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis Lorenzen CONTENT WARNING: this episode contains extensive alcohol use, severe violence, gun violence, and violence against an animal.

"Now face north." CONTENT WARNING: This episode features several violent crashes, characters losing control of their body, and a character being mind-controlled into letting themselves be murdered. CREDITS: Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove Lexi Waltner as Chili Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY

"It seemed like we were all just having a good time, until suddenly we weren't." CREDITS: Mike Painter as James Studebaker Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis Lorentzen Fabby Garza as "Ursula" Ursa "Bear" Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Tyberius Wilson as Prof. Quentin Brooks Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror and numerous references to alcohol use.

"Well we know where we're going, but we don't know where we've been." CREDITS: Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Lexi Waltner as Chili Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Luke Varner as The GM CONTENT WARNING: This episode features vomiting, characters experiencing diabetic shock, and a lethal airplane crash.

"Why did I take Satan at their word?!" CREDITS: Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Fabby Garza as "Ursula" Ursa "Bear" Mike Painter as James Studebaker Tyberius Wilson as Prof. Quentin Brooks Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis Lorentzen Luke Varner as The GM CONTENT WARNING: This episod contains several references to alcohol use, several references to suicidal impulses, fantastical gore, stabbing, and gun violence.

"And I just can't look, it's killing me and taking control." CREDITS: Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia-Valentine Lexi Waltner as Chili Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains mind control, violent poisoning, gun violence, and description of a mutilated corpse.

Hi, Luke Here! Just wanted to give everybody a few quick heads up: -We were nominated for an award! If you haven't already, please take the time to head to audioverseawards.net/vote and vote for us in the New Improvised Production category! Y'know, if you think we deserve it. We'd really appreciate it! -We're not going to be able to record Eidolon POP #16 in time to get it published by 11/9. Luckily, we have ROCK recorded up through episode 16, so ROCK 15 will be releasing this Monday as planned, and ROCK 16 will be releasing on November 9th. Hopefully everything should be sorted out by that point, and POP 16 will be able to release the following week! -Audio Entropy is doing a marathon stream for Extra Life next weekend! Come hang out with us at twitch.tv/videoentropy starting around 6 PM Central Time on November 6th, and running through Sunday morning! We're also doing an Among Us stream tomorrow afternoon, running from about 4 PM to 8 PM Central! We're raising money for Extra Life, a charity that supports children's hospitals. These streams are always a blast, and we'd love to have you hang out and help us raise some money for charity!

"Do you feel like you've figured out what you're supposed to do?" "Yeah, but I don't like it." EDITOR'S NOTE: This episode had some technical difficulties while recording! The audio quality might sound a little rougher in the second half, and you might notice more background noise and cross-talk than usual. We had to rely on our backup, which doesn't allow me to fix those kinds of issues the way I usually do. Sorry! Unfortunately these kinds of things happen sometimes. CREDITS: Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis Lorentzen Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Fabby Garza as "Ursula" Ursa "Bear" Tyberius Wilson as Prof. Quentin Brooks Mike Painter as James Studebaker Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains references to alcoholism, gun violence, and body horror.

"My hands are cold, and I'm on my knees searching for the answer..." CREDITS: Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia-Valentine Lexi Waltner as Chili Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Luke Varner as The GM Additional Voices (HUMAN screams) by Chelsea Welch MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror, loss of bodily control, and a character suffering from a severe stab-wound.

"So, don't play chess, flip the table?" "Exactly!" CREDITS: Tyberius Wilson as Prof. Quentin Brooks Mike Painter as James Studebaker Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis Lorentzen Fabby Garza as "Ursula" Ursa "Bear" MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains memory manipulation and a long and... surprisingly frank conversation about using the bathroom.

"What a curious life we have found here tonight." CREDITS: Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove Lexi Waltner as Chili Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia-Valentine Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror and a character being stabbed.

"We're gonna die, Quentin." CREDITS: Fabby Garza as Ursula "Ursa" Bexar Tyberius Wilson as Quentin Brooks Mike Painter as Ron Moreau Zoe Tunnell as Caroline Rose Crystal Zaslavchik as Cactus Jack Luke Varner as The GM CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror, extensive gun violence, violent imprisonment, death by starvation, and lethal violence inflicted on (a very realistic facsimile of) a child.

"Maybe there could be another way." CREDITS: Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis Lorentzen Tyberius Wilson as Prof. Quentin Brooks Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Mike Painter as James Studebaker Fabby Garza as Ursula Ursa Bexar Luke Varner as The GM CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains contains references to suicide.

"Watch out, you might get what you're after." CREDITS: Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Lexi Waltner as Chili Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia-Valentine MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror, suffocation, and gun violence.

HELLO AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS. We're taking a week off for Christmas, but it seems like some kinda low-rent gaming gangster (or "gamgster") has hijacked our podcast feed with his dumb show about ranking pinball tables! Here's how Harvey describes episode 7 of his podcast, which originally aired in February 2020 (the original upload has, apparently, been deleted) "We head back into the pinball mines with first-time guests Ursa and Lore as we examine the greatest questions of our generation: What is the difference between pinball and pachinko, really? Is Guns and Roses bi culture? Why don't more arcade games give you snacks for playing? And, most important of all - seriously, what IS the deal with that dude on the Elvira backglass in front of the mummy? Beats the hell out of me! YOUR GAMES THIS WEEK ARE: Elvira and the Party Monsters, Mr. & Mrs. Pac-Man, Student Prince, Combo-Man in: The Fight for Flavor, and Sexy Bowl."

"I have no idea why I am the way I am. When it comes to the end of the day, I just Am now." CREDITS: Fabby Garza as Ursula Ursa Bexar Tyberius Wilson as Prof. Quentin Brooks Mike Painter as James Studebaker Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis Lorentzen MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY

"We're not gonna make it." CREDITS: Lexi Waltner as Chili Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Maxie Satan as Harvey D. Godlove Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY

"We've broken literally every possible rule we could have on our way here. What's stopping us from breaking more?" CREDITS: Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis Lorentzen Fabby Garza as Ursula-Ursa Bexar Tyberius Wilson as Prof. Quentin Brooks Mike Painter as James Studebaker Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY

"I guess there's gotta be a break in the monotony but Jesus when it rains how it pours." CREDITS: Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Lexi Waltner as Chili Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains gun violence and death by burning.

"I want to be the one who stopped the world from ending." CREDITS: Mike Painter as James Studebaker Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis "Lore" Lorentzen Tyberius Wilson as Prof. Quentin Brooks Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Fabby Garza as Ursula-Ursa Bexar MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains references to a burned corpse, as well as several scenes of gun violence.

"But I got a hunch, oh it's not over yet." CREDITS: Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove Lexi Waltner as Chili Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITING BY MOLLY RHINEBECK CONTENT WARNING: This episode features body horror and extensive gun violence.

"I just think there needs to be something a little more... exciting and bombastic here! Some kind of big grand finale!" CREDITS: Tyberius Wilson as Prof. Quentin Brooks Fabby Garza as Ursula-Ursa Bexar Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis "Lore" Lorentzen Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Mike Painter as James Studebaker MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror and gun violence.

"Forever's gonna start tonight." CREDITS: Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove Lexi Waltner as Chili Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Mike Painter as James Studebaker Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Fabby Garza as Ursula-Ursa Bexar Tyberius Wilson as Prof. Quentin Brooks Crystal Zazlavchik as Alexis "Lore" Lorentzen Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY

"Now I'm only falling apart." CREDITS: Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Fabby Garza as Ursula-Ursa Bexar Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove Tyberius Wilson as Prof. Quentin Brooks Lexi Waltner as Chili Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis "Lore" Lorentzen Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains a plane crash and allusions to abuse.

"Now I'm only falling apart." CREDITS: Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Fabby Garza as Ursula-Ursa Bexar Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove Tyberius Wilson as Prof. Quentin Brooks Lexi Waltner as Chili Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis "Lore" Lorentzen Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains a plane crash and allusions to abuse.

"It's what it's all been leading up to." CREDITS: Lexi Waltner as Chili Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove Fabby Garza as Ursula-Ursa Bexar Mike Painter as Strix Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis "Lore" Lorentzen Tyberius Wilson as Prof. Quentin Brooks Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror and gun violence.

Eidolon ROCK also finished its first season! The cast sits down to talk about and answer your questions, y'know, like what the POP folks did last week! The audio in this episode is a little bit lower-quality than usual for reasons that are too boring to bother explaining. It's still perfectly listenable, it's just not quite as crisp. C'est la vie!

Season 1 of Eidolon Playtest is complete! Luke and the cast of Eidolon POP sit down to share their thoughts about the season and answer listener questions. Season 1 has been a blast, and we can't wait to get started on season 2!

We need a short break to prepare for season 2! So in the meantime, enjoy this four-part miniseries where we play OUR STORMY PRESENT, an RPG inspired by 16-bit JRPGs written by Holly Hutchinson and our own Max Knightley! Follow @BlackberryHolly for more information on the game, including where to buy it when it releases on April 5th! CREDITS: Mike Painter as Lepus "Lea" Othus Fabby Garza as Rosa de Circo Lexi Waltner as Forte Luke Varner as Excalibur Bloodlust "Pottleroy Whippleberry" Doomlord III Maxie Knightley as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MIKE PAINTER

CREDITS: Fabby Garza as Rosa de Circo Luke Varner as Excalibur Bloodlust "Pottleroy Whippleberry" Doomlord III Lexi Waltner as Forte Mike Painter as Lepus "Lea" Othus Maxie Knightley as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MIKE PAINTER

Purchase Our Stormy Present now! https://blackberry-and-holly.itch.io/our-stormy-present CREDITS: Lexi Waltner as Forte Luke Varner as Excalibur Bloodlust "Pottleroy Whippleberry" Doomlord III Mike Painter as Lepus "Lea" Othus Fabby Garza as Rosa de Circo Maxie Knightley as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY LUKE VARNER

This is the finale of our interlude mini-campaign! This whole thing was a lot of fun. Maxie was a great GM and made a great game! Buy Our Stormy Present now! CREDITS: Luke Varner as Excalibur Bloodlust "Pottleroy Whippleberry" Doomlord III Mike Painter as Lepus "Lea" Othus Fabby Garza as Rosa de Circo Lexi Waltner as Forte Maxie Knightley as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MIKE PAINTER

"How was I supposed to know that something wasn't right here?" CREDITS: Crystal Zaslavchik as Ana Borba and Alexis Lorentzen Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Fabby Garza as Ursula Bexar Mike Painter as James Studebaker Tyberius Wilson as Quentin Brooks Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains extensive body horror and violence.

"Why do I feel so lonely?" CREDITS: Lexi Waltner as Chili Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Maxie Knightley as Henry Lucard Day-Eastman Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY LUKE VARNER

"We can't rewind, we've gone too far." CREDITS: Tyberius Wilson as Quentin Brooks Fabby Garza as Ursula "Baby Bear" Bexar Mike Painter as James Studebaker Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Crystal Zaslavchik as Ana Borba and Agent Alexis Lorentzen Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MIKE PAINTER

"And nothing that's happened so far has shaken your confidence?" "Why would it?" CREDITS: Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Maxie Knightley as Henry Lucard Day-Eastman Lexi Waltner as Chili Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAX KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MOLLY RHINEBECK CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains death by explosion, vehicular violence, and extensive gun violence.

"My loneliness is killing me." CREDITS: Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Tyberius Wilson as Quentin Brooks Fabby Garza as Ursula "Baby Bear" Bexar Crystal Zaslavchik as Agent Alexis Lorentzen and Ana Borba Mike Painter as James Studebaker Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror, implied death by burning, gun violence, and masturbation.

Please consider giving to one or more of the following organizations providing crucial relief and support to the people of Palestine. Medical Aid for Palestinians: https://map.org.uk/donate/donate Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://pcrf1.z2systems.com/np/clients/pcrf1/donation.jsp?campaign=1680 Doctors Without Borders: https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org/onetime.cfm?_ga=2.35314529.1199250356.1621080230-1764863891.1621080230 United Nations Relief and Works Agency: https://donate.unrwa.org/-landing-page/en_EN Muslim Relief: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/palestineappeal2020 "So this—this is the version of your friend that you like? This is the better one?" CREDITS: Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine-Day Maxie Knightley as Henry Lucard Day-Eastman Lexi Waltner as Chili Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains extensive gun violence, vehicular violence, and mind control.

CREDITS: Mike Painter as James Studebaker Fabby Garza as Ursula Bexar AKA Baby Bear Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Crystal Zaslavchik as Ana Borba and Agent Alexis Lorentzen Tyberius Wilson as Quentin Brooks Luke Varner as The GM EDITED BY MIKE PAINTER MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror and violent burns.

"You gotta expect some degree of bleed." CREDITS: Dustin Christianson as Bartholomew Lightkill Lexi Waltner as Jenny Calbert Molly Rhinebeck as Holly Wilson Maxie Knightley as Ruby Thursday MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MOLLY RHINEBECK CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror.

"Gonna put some wheels in motion..." CREDITS: Mike Painter as Strix Tyberius Wilson as Ron Moreau Zoe Tunnell as Abby Morrison Fabby Garza as Carly Rose Crystal Zaslavchik as Burgess Ethelwulf Joseph Luke Varner as The GM EDITED BY LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror.

"This sounds like a 'you' problem." CREDITS: Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine and Holly Wilson Lexi Waltner as Chili and Jenny Calbert Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters and Bartholomew Lightkill Maxie Knightley as Henry Lucard Day-Eastman, Ruby Thursday, and President Harvey Faustus Stoker Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY LUKE VARNER

"A guy like you should wear a warning." CREDITS: Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Mike Painter as James Studebaker Tyberius Wilson as Quentin Brooks Fabby Garza as Ursula "BB" Bexar Crystal Zaslavchik as Ana Borba Lexi Waltner as Valerie Danger Masters Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MIKE PAINTER

"I've never really cared about having... attachments, to people." CREDITS: Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters and Bartholemew Lightkill Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine and Holly Wilson Lexi Waltner as Chili and Jenny Calbert Maxie Knightley as Henry Lucard Day-Eastman and Ruby Thursday Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MOLLY RHINEBECK

"But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart..." CREDITS: Tyberius Wilson as Ron Moreau Mike Painter as Strix Crystal Zaslavchik as Burgess Ethelwulf Joseph Fabby Garza as Caroline Rose Zoe Tunnell as Abby Morrison Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY LUKE VARNER

"If I can't get away from here... maybe I can try to make them better?" CREDITS: Lexi Waltner as Chili and Jenny Calbert Molly Rhineback as Virginia Valentine and Holly Wilson Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters and Bartholomew Lightkill Maxie Knightley as Henry Lucard Day-Eastman, Ruby Thursday, and President Harvey Faustus Stoker Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MOLLY RHINEBACK CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror, vehicular violence, and gun violence.

"You might think that I can't take it, but you're wrong." CREDITS: Fabby Garza as Ursula "BB" Bexar Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Tyberius Wilson as Quentin Brooks Mike Painter as James Studebaker Crystal Zaslavchik as Ana Borba Maxie Knightley as Hekaton Zeccarius Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains various forms of violence and minor body horror. NOTE: Due to issues with the recorded audio files, the back half of this episode is of slightly lower quality than the norm. It's still perfectly listenable, but the audio quality is reduced and there is more cross-talk than usual.

"I wouldn't be anywhere without friendship." CREDITS: Maxie Knightley as Henry Lucard Day-Eastman, Ruby Thursday, and President Harvey Faustus Stoker Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters and Bartholomew Lightkill Lexi Waltner as Chili and Jenny Calbert Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine and Holly Wilson Luke Varner as the GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MOLLY RHINEBECK AND LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains suffocation, gun violence, severed limbs, and explosions.

"Push the pieces in place, make your smile sweet to see. Don't you take this away, I'm still wanting my face on your cheek..." CREDITS: Crystal Zaslavchik as Agent Alexis Lorentzen and Ana Borba Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Tyberius Wilson as Quentin Brooks Mike Painter as James Studebaker Fabby Garza as Ursa CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror and a depiction of violent stabbing.

"It scares me, but even scarier would be letting the fear of it drive me." CREDITS: Lexi Waltner as Jenny Calbert and Chili Dustin Christianson as Chris Masters and Bartholomew Lightkill Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine and Holly Wilson Maxie Knightley as Ruby Thursday, Henry Lucard Day-Eastman, and President Harvey Faustus Stoker Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MOLLY RHINEBECK AND LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains death and extensive body horror.

"You see my problem is this: I'm dreaming away, wishing that heroes, they truly exist." CREDITS: Mike Painter as Strix Crystal Zaslavchik as Burgess Ethelwulf Joseph Fabby Garza as Carly Rose Zoe Tunnell as Abby Morrison Tyberius Wilson as Ron Moreau Molly Rhinebeck as Ginny Valentine Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains gun violence, death, gas poisoning, and explosions.

"I mean, I can fix it though." CREDITS: Molly Rhinebeck as ??? Lexi Waltner as ??? Maxie Knightley as ??? Dustin Christianson as ??? Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MOLLY RHINEBECK AND LUKE VARNER

"No me muerdas que no quiero despertar." CREDITS: Fabby Garza as Ursula "BB" Bexar Mike Painter as James Studebaker Crystal Zaslavchik as Ana Borba Tyberius Wilson as Quentin Brooks Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MIKE PAINTER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror, death, and burning.

"I get to explore what I really want to do, and live how I want to live my life." CREDITS: Dustin Christianson as Christina Lightning Lexi Waltner as Chili Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Maxie Knightley as Lisa Fratelli Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MOLLY RHINEBECK AND LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror, references to experimentation on animals, and a depiction of being buried alive.

"I think it can be real easy to end up stuffed into a box that you never wanted to begin with." CREDITS: Maxie Knightley as Lisa Fritelli Lexi Waltner as Chili Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Dustin Christianson as Christina Lightning Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MOLLY RHINEBECK AND LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror, heart attacks, people being set on fire, impalement, and death by freezing.

"I am swimming in your seas, and in your ocean, and I feel your waves come..." CREDITS: Tyberius Wilson as Quentin Brooks Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Mike Painter as James Studebaker Fabby Garza as Ursula "Baby Bear" Bexar Crystal Zaslavchik as Needlemouse, Agent Alexis Lorentzen, and Alexis Lorentzen MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MIKE PAINTER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains discussion of sexual fetishes, sexualized mind control, and a depiction of someone getting off on the unwitting actions of another person. Yeah, I don't know either.

"He's a little old-minded, and didn't take kindly to it." CREDITS: Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Lexi Waltner as Chili Maxie Knightley as Lisa Fratelli Iris Christianson as Christina Masters Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MOLLY RHINEBECK AND LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains references to transphobic parents and implied gender dysphoria.

"We know the game and we're gonna play it." CREDITS: Tyberius Wilson as Quentin Brooks Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Mike Painter as James Studebaker Fabby Garza as Ursula "BB" Bexar Crystal Zaslavchik as Agent Alexis Lorentzen Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains blade violence and strangling.

"This is a lot for a cat to handle." "I'm gonna be honest, it's a lot for a person to handle too." CREDITS: Lexi Waltner as Valerie Danger Masters Iris Christianson as Kit Maxie Knightley as Howard "Howie" Williams Rockdove Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MOLLY RHINEBECK AND LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains extensive death and gun violence.

"And of course you can't become if you only say what you would have done." CREDITS: Tyberius Wilson as Ron Moreau, Quentin Brooks, and Prof. Quentin Brooks Crystal Zaslavchik as Burgess Ethelwulf Joseph and Agent Alexis Lorentzen Zoe Tunnell as Abby Morrison and Sloane Parker Fabby Garza as Ursula, Carly Rose, Ursula "BB" Bexar, and Ursa Mike Painter as Strix and James Studebaker

"I think some things are maybe best left behind." Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Iris Christianson as Kit Maxie Knightley as Howard "Howie" Williams Rockdove Lexi Waltner as Valerie Danger Masters Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MOLLY RHINEBECK AND LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror, gunshot wounds, strangling, and references to emotional abuse. NOTE: Moving forward, we're not putting any processing effects on Beelzebub's voice. They make him kind of difficult to understand, and he's going to be around a lot in the remaining episodes of the season, so it would be kind of unpleasant.

"It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep." CREDITS: Fabby Garza as Carly Rose, Ursula, and Ursula "BB" Bexar Tyberius Wilson as Ron Moreau Mike Painter as Strix Crystal Zaslavchik as Burgess Ethelwulf Joseph Zoe Tunnell as Abby Morrison and Sloane Parker Luke Varner as the GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains burning and dismemberment.

"I guess... I guess I reject that question." CREDITS: Iris Christianson as Christina Masters, Flamingo Chris, Bartholomew Lightkill, and Kit Lexi Waltner as Chili, Chili, Valerie Danger Masters, Cecilia Citadel, and Jenny Calbert Maxie Knightley as Henry Lucard Day-Eastman, Lisa Danger Fratelli, Howie Williams Rockdove, and Sabrina Bryan Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine, Virginia Valentine, Lady Luck, and Holly Wilson Luke Varner as the GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MOLLY RHINEBECK AND LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror and death by explosion.

"Nobody separates The Buckaroos!" CREDITS: Lexi Waltner as Chili, Jenny Calbert, Cecilia Citadel, and Chili Iris Christianson as Bartholomew Lightkill, Christina Masters, Kit, and Mary Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine, Holly Wilson, Virginia Valentine, and Lady Luck Maxie Knightley as President Harvey Faustus Stoker, Howie Williams Rockdove, Ruby Thursday, and Lisa Danger Fratelli Fabby Garza as Senate Majority Leader Ursula Bexar (D-CA) Mike Painter as Supreme Court Chief Justice Jimmy "The Wizard" Stolas Tyberius Wilson as Arch-Baron of Web Capital and U.S. Lance-Cardinal, Governor Quincy Prescott Edison IV Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MOLLY RHINEBECK AND LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror and a wide variety of violence, including gun violence, severe burns, and violence toward animals.

"Damn, damn, damn, James." CREDITS: Mike Painter as Ron Moreau, Strix, and James Studebaker Zoe Tunnell as Porfura Dawn and Sloane Parker Crystal Zaslavchik as Viridian Day, Burgess Aethelwulf Joseph, Ana Borba, Needlemouse, and Agent Alexis Lorentzen Fabby Garza as Aura Night, Ursula "BB" Bexar, Ursula, Ursa, and Carly Rose Tyberius Wilson as Ron Moreau and Quentin Brooks Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror, gun violence, and graphic descriptions of spiders.

"Friends help each other out. It's very straightforward." CREDITS: Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Lexi Waltner as Chili Iris Christianson as Christina Masters and Bartholomew Lightkill Crystal Zaslavchik as Agent Laurel Alekssandersen Zoe Tunnell as Agent Sarah Parker Maxie Knightley as Henry Lucard-Day Eastman, President Harvey Faustus Stoker, and... Luke Varner as THe GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLY EDITED BY MOLLY RHINEBECK AND LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror, gun and sword violence, violence against animals, and misgendering.

"It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it." CREDITS: Mike Painter as Ron Moreau, Strix, and James Studebaker/Metatron-Homobonus Tyberius Wilson as Quentin Brooks and Ron Moreau Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker and Abby Morrison Fabby Garza as Ursa, Ursula, Ursula-Ursa, Carly Rose, and Aura Night Crystal Zaslavchik as Needlemouse, Agent Alexis Lorentzen, Ana Borba, and Burgess Aethelwful Joseph Luke Varner as the GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MIKE PAINTER CONTENT WARNING: This episode features body horror, lingering depictions of a dying person, and various forms of intense violence.

"I guess I'm just missin' the memories of, uh... All those, I guess you could call 'em 'little memories.'" CREDITS Iris Christianson as Bartholomew Lightkill, Mary, Christina Masters, and Kit Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove, Lisa Fratelli, and Sabrina Bryan Lexi Waltner as Chili, Chili, Valerie Danger Masters, Jenny Calbert, and Cecilia Citadel Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine, Virginia Valentine, Holly Wilson, and Lady Luck Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MOLLY RHINEBECK AND LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains body horror.

"Michael plays with stars..." CREDITS: Tyberius Wilson as Quentin Brooks and Quentin Brooks Fabby Garza as Ursula-Ursa-BB and Ursula Bexar Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker and Sloane Parker Mike Painter as Ron Moreau, Strix, and James Studebaker Crystal Zaslavchik as Alexis Lorentzen, Burgess Aethelwulf Joseph, Ana Borba, Needlemouse, Agent Alexis Lorentzen, and Alexis Lorentzen Luke Varner as The GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode includes scenes of body horror, death, and intense violence, and allusions to parental abuse.

"I hope everything's gonna be alright." CREDITS: Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine and ??? Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove, ???, and ??? Lexi Waltner as Chili the Fox and ??? Iris Christianson as Christina Masters, ???, and ??? Luke Varner as the GM MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MOLLY RHINEBECK AND LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode features cartoonish gore, allusions to parental abuse, and body horror.

"Once upon a time I was falling in love..." CREDITS: Maxie Knightley as Sabrina Bryan and Harvey D. Godlove Lexi Waltner as Cecilia Citadel and Chili Mike Painter as Ron Moreau and Strix Iris Christianson as Mary and Christina Masters Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker Tyberius Wilson as Quentin Brooks Fabby Garza as Ursula-Ursa-BB Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine Crystal Zaslavchik as Agent Alexis Lorentzen, Burgess Aethelwulf Joseph, Ana Borba, and Alexis "Lore" Lorentzen MUSIC BY MAXIE KNIGHTLEY EDITED BY MIKE PAINTER AND LUKE VARNER CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains depictions and descriptions of parental abuse.

"We're livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks." CREDITS: Tyberius Wilson as Quentin Brooks Iris Christianson as Christina Masters Crystal Zaslavchik as Burgess Aethelwulf Joseph and Agent Alexis Lorentzen Maxie Knightley as Harvey D. Godlove and Sabrina Bryan Fabby Garza as Ursula-Ursa-BB Lexi Waltner as Chili Zoe Tunnell as Sloane Parker and Abby Morrison Molly Rhinebeck as Virginia Valentine and Lady Luck