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Welcome to the first episode of "Discount Storytime" (Previously "Tales from the Scamverse)!  This week’s story is the Lion and Mouse Redux. This unlikely pair will steal your heart, and by heart I mean credit cards. And today’s episode is sponsored by the Caveat Emptorium – the Scamverse’s largest shopping center.

Content Warning: This episode contains profanity.

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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Cute Creatures” Music by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Energetic happy amp upbeat rock music” from Pixabay.
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
Sound Effects from Pixabay

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This week’s story is Future Proposals. Will young Prescott and Grace tie the knot? Only time(travel) will tell. Today’s episode is sponsored by Bin Imp – pilfer the friendly skies.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains profanity, smoking, and adult themes

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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Catchy” by Oleksii Kaplunskyi from Pixabay
Camera Flash Sound Effect by Štefan Baša from Pixabay
Other sound effects from Pixabay

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This week’s story is Awkward Moments Fairy. And today’s episode is sponsored by Snapley’s Cookies. If it’s not Snapley’s, it’s just a cookie.

Content Warning: This episode contains dating violence, profanity, and alcohol use.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

IMPORTANT: This episode contains dating violence. If you or someone you know needs help and support The National Domestic Violence Hotline is a 24-hour confidential service for survivors, victims and those affected by domestic violence, intimate partner violence and relationship abuse. Advocates are available at 1-800-799-SAFE and through online chatting at www.TheHotline.org. All calls are free and confidential.

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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Detective” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Kids Cooking” Music by Oleggio Kyrylkoww from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

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This week’s story is Oswald Yedective, Yeti Detective. Criminal Suspense and mystery on the ski slopes, now with Yeti! And today’s episode is sponsored by Alarm Buddy. Don’t oversleep, seriously.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains violence, profanity, alcohol use, and sexual content.

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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Acoustic Motivation” Music by Yurii Semchyshyn from Pixabay
“classical-music-eternal-serenade” by Tech Oasis from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

This story was entered into the ReedsyPrompts weekly writing contest. For more information on this contest, please visit https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts. This story was inspired by the Reedsy.com prompt:Begin your story with a character crashing into something (or someone) while skiing.

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This week’s story is Rain Of Blood – follow a hit man’s first day of retirement. And today’s episode is sponsored by St. Tetanus Medical Center – of all the things we spread, kindness is first.

Content Warning: This episode contains graphic violence, gun shots, profanity, alcohol and tobacco use.

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Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Screaming Solitude” by by Vlad Krotov from Pixabay.
“Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

This story was entered into the Reedsy Prompts weekly writing contest. For more information on this contest, please visit https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts. This story was inspired by the Reedsy.com prompt: Create a title with our Title Generator, then write a story inspired by it.

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This week’s story is Family Dining – Zeboop Richardson is planning the perfect first date with Pepper, and the Scamverse will have none of that. This episode also has a special public service announcement from Scam University. 

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains profanity and references to child trauma.

Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com.  Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.

Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Night Walk in Paris” by Alban_Gogh from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

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This week’s story is the Little Kaiju – Will Mariel meet her prince, or will she stay under the sea? And today’s episode is sponsored by Trubknell Meats Inc. – Now with 17% more species.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains graphic violence and profanity.

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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Welcome to Coconut Island” by Geoffrey Harvey from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

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This week’s story is the Invasion of the Stepford Terminators – spooky, right? You’re welcome!

And today’s episode is sponsored by Prints-B-Gone – We remove your fingerprints for life, so you can crime for life, without getting life.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains graphic violence, gun shots, profanity, alcohol and tobacco use.

Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com.  Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.

Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“A Moment of Introspection” Music by AlexGrohl from Pixabay
retro-wave-style-track-59892.mp3 from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

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This week’s story is the Lunch With Glaxnor the Terrible – He leads by example. And today’s episode is sponsored by Bin Imp – pilfer the friendly skies.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains violence and body horror.

Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com.  Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.

Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Catchy” by Oleksii Kaplunskyi from Pixabay
“8-bit game music” Music by u_4rz47emqxz from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

This story was entered into the ReedsyPrompts weekly writing contest. For more information on this contest, please visit https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts. This story was inspired by the Reedsy.com prompt:Start your story with someone making a cup of tea — either for themself or for someone else.

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This week’s story is the Taco Meat Fountain – the narrator means well, right? And today’s episode is sponsored by St. Tetanus Medical Center – of all the things we spread, kindness is first.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains profanity and projectile sounds.

Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com.  Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.

Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Be Happy” by Dana Music from Pixabay
Concrete mixer Sound Effect by Manuel Van den Fonteyne from Pixabay
Other Sound effects from Pixabay

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This week’s story is the Secret Order of Secrecy – I would tell you more about this story, but it’s secret. And today’s episode is sponsored by Prints-B-Gone – we remove your fingerprints for life, so you can crime for life, without getting life.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode profanity, gunshot sound, and violence.

Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com.  Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.

Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“A Moment of Introspection” Music by AlexGrohl from Pixabay
“Street Soundtrack mafia” Music by Simone Mignacca from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

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This week’s story is Just Rewards - It's like the butterfly effect, but with frog people, and has nothing to do with the butterfly effect. And today’s episode is sponsored by Snapleys Cookies – if it’s not Snapleys, it’s just a cookie.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode profanity and violence.

Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com.  Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.

Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Kids Cooking” Music by Oleggio Kyrylkoww from Pixabay
“Cool Suspense Pizzicato Full” by MaherAlhilo from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

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This week’s story is For Sale: Clown Shoes, Never Worn – George is not like the other little ninjas. And today’s episode is sponsored by Alarm Buddy – Don’t oversleep, just, don’t.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode profanity and violence.

Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com.  Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.

Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Acoustic Motivation” Music by Yurii Semchyshyn from Pixabay
”My Sensei At Their Max” by DJ Bruhdy from Pixabay

Sound effects:
Bamboo Flute Scene Transition Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay
Pan Flute Scene Transition Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay
All other sound effects from Pixabay

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This week’s story is Skinny Dipping, will Ray be a hero, or just a dip? This episode is sponsored by Grandpa Old-Timey’s Cornmeal.

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode body horror, gore, profanity and violence.

Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com.  Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.

Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:

“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Inspiring Folk Acoustic” by Cookrate Eli from Pixabay
Song: “Romantic Adventure” Music by Pavel Bekirov from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay
“News Time Intro” Sound Effect by Aleksandr Karabanov from Pixabay
“Bongo Drum Roll 2” Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay
“Vintage Car Horn” Sound Effect by UNIVERSFIELD from Pixabay

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Welcome to episode fifteen of Tales From the Scamverse! This week’s story is about the voyage of the Starship Scam Likely. And today’s episode is sponsored by Fried Mystery on a Stick

Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains profanity, and reference to civilian bombings.

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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Space Fanfare Star Trek Inspired” by Luis Humanoide from Pixabay
“Saturday Night Feeling – Disco Fox” by Julius H. from Pixabay
“Country on the Menu” by Charles Shomo from Pixabay

All Sound effects from Pixabay, including
Piano Logo Sound Effect by Peter Nesterouk from Pixabay
Camera Flash Sound Effect by Štefan Baša from Pixabay

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Hello listeners,

This podcast will be changing names from "Tales from the Scamverse." This name was based on the book of short stories (available on Amazon kindle) from which most of the first episode stories came from.

As the show has evolved, the concept of the "Scamverse" limits other stories I want to share with you.  The podcast format will be the same. One story, same satrical and at times dark humor, and a message from our sponsor.

Our new name is "Discount Storytime", which has been tested with over 30 people, and every one of them yelled "Who the Hell are you?" and "Get out of my yard!" So I think it's a hit!
If you have questions, comments, or thoughts, please feel free to write to me by clicking on the link in the show notes. Also, an email address for "Discount Storytime" will be coming soon and I'll append it to this show note and future notes.

NOTE: The show email is now mail@discountstorytime.com

Thanks, and have a great day!

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Songs:
"Skiinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

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This week's story is "Three Little Pigs: Lost Epilogue" - a houses made of straw, stick, bricks, and dark lies? Our sponsor for today is St. Tetanus Medical Center. 

Content Warning: Violence, Body Horror, Gore, Dark Themes, Profanity, Guns.

Click above to send us a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com.  Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes. 

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

"Dark Western" by by Yurii Kushch from Pixabay

"In the Saloon" by PianoAmor from Pixabay

Sound Effects by Pixabay

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This week's story is "Tortoise and the Hare: The full story." Prepare for Action! Our sponsor for today is Quorum Quippers: Teddy Bears that say what everyone else is thinking.

Content Warning: Violence, Profanity, Guns.

I'd love to hear from you! You can click the link above to send a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com.  Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes. 

Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Powerful Action Rock Trailer" by John Rush from Pixabay
"Corporate Optimism" by Dvir Silver from Pixabay

Sound Effects by Pixabay

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This week's story is “Flip and Flap: Dream Home Helpers” They help you turn your “now”  home in to your “dream” home. And they’re also cousins or something. Although each episode of Discount Storytime is standalone, this episode occurs after the events in taco meat fountain-  episode number ten. You may want to  listen to that first, but you don't have to. This story probably won't make sense either way. Our sponsor for today is the newest tell all biography "Buttered On Both Sides."

Content warning: profanity

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Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Energetic Garage Rock" by by Aleksandr Karabanov from Pixabay
"Thinking of Good Time - Soft Piano Music" by Calvin Clavier from Pixabay
"Exploding Building 1" Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay
All Sound Effects by Pixabay

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This week's story is Pro-M-onster: It's monster, hold the mash. Our sponsor for today is the upcoming documentary "NecroMarci: Sorceress on the Set"

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Content Warning: references to death

Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Piano Horror Soundtrack" by Bruno Magic from Pixabay
"Spooky" by by Yurii Semchyshyn from Pixabay
"50s Swing Music"  by Julius H. from Pixabay
"Spooky Ghosts" Sound Effect by Jurij from Pixabay
Other Sound Effects by Pixabay

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This week's story is Roddy: the cat next door. Our sponsor for today is  Trubnell Meats Inc.

Content Warning for profanity and spoken violent threats.

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Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwafrom Pixabay
“Excuse Me Cat” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

Sound Effects by Pixabay