Dice Will Roll (The Dice Will Roll Crew)

HUUUUUGE! The Wandering Three are face to face with an ENORMOUS foe, towering taller than the mountains! And as if that weren't bad enough... the party's been split! The final trials of Aroden lie before our heroes, and they must go toe to toe with enemies that dwarf the humble beginnings that the adventurers once battled. What is a T-Rex to a god-killing giant with a glaive that's 200 feet long?! Will they be able to slay Goliath? Or will they be the dinner of Gargantua?  GAWK at the spacial warping of the titanic foe! HERD flocks of sheep back to their master! UNCOVER fracturing alliances among the savage foes they come up against! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how much bulk is a mile-long axe? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Megalaphobia, vertigo, references to familial abuse, Volio picks his favourite son, light fantasy xenophobia kind of --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Come one, come all! For one night only, the Circus of Wayward Wonders is performing in the town of Turpin Rowe during the height of the stump festival! Come watch their aerobatics-themed performance as the performers take on new heights for your viewing pleasure- literally! But beyond the town limits, deep in the Immenwoods, a goal awaits our heroes... the Old Forest Tower and the glowing Aeon Orb... and our final destination in the Swardlands! But what else is out in the woods? Who lurks in the trees? What's that... weird, singing noise? Only one way to find out! Let's get hiking!RUSH to keep the show on the road as last minute complications arise! UNCOVER further mysteries of the mysterious deaths! COVER your eyes and avert your gaze from the horrific, vengeful creature! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it bodyshaming if looks can ACTUALLY kill? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Crucifixion, Lobotomy, Physical Injuries, Detailed Discussion of Physical Ugliness --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For months, the Barony of Kilcela, a newfound nation of heroes and adventurers alike, has been harassed by a shadow of itself- Kongerike, the Kingdom of Monsters. Lead by Hargulka, the Troll King, Kongerike has sent wolves to hunt Kilcela's people, lizardfolk to kidnap its children and, most recently, attempted to invade and capture one of its towns. Today, Kilcela fights back. Leading an army to go free the captured slaves taken by the trolls, Baron Ichor Eteoclese, High Priestess Kaska Tanavin and Sheriff Alden Felstad have one goal: end the cruel reign of Hargulka, once and for all! But no matter how straightforward a plan this may seem, darkness lurks around the corner- what dangerous secrets does the King of Monsters hide? And what powerful foes has he allied himself with? Crits get rolled. Monsters get slashed. Romances get sparked. All this and more in this, the final episode of Dice Will Roll: Kingmaker Book 2: RIVERS RUN RED, where we ask the hard questions like: is it true that the bigger they are, the harder they fall, or is that just small creature propaganda? PATREON REVAMP FORM:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdCi6EXre0zPSiRNEUenZ86ALAAfOqggE1YiZ8ouTrHEt4_6g/viewform  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVqFacebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillrollTwitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRollPatreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillrollRedbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=uKilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8FMusic Via Owlcat GamesTheme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseAd Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ROLL UP! ROLL UP! Come one, come all, and see the greatest show on all of Golarion! The Circus of Wayward Wonders has come to town, ready to put on the show of a lifetime and leave behind their turmoil and bring mirth and glee to the hearts of those who see them perform. But as our motley crew of performers, travelers and adventurers get ready for the big show, tragedy strikes... and it becomes apparent that something terrible is afoot. But whoever it is that opposes our heroes, the Wandering Three, they're clearly forgetting that no matter what... The Show Must Go On! Put on your grease paint, tie your shoes, and get ready... the spotlight is on you! WATCH the clown and his unnerving contortionism! GASP as the fortune teller pulls visions of prosperity from the jaws of the Abyss! MARVEL at the daring stunts of the swordfighter! All this and more in this, the first episode of Dice Will Roll's Extinction Curse campaign with Book 1: The Show Must Go on, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it cool to beat up a drunkard if he's messing up your show? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulcrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All the old paintings on the tombs, they do the sand dance, don't you know? This joke doesn't work (oh whey oh) because it's more of a rainforest-style pyramid than an Egyptian one, and also I have no rhythm! The Wandering Three have finally found the legendary pyramid of Xhul-Khunder, and must searchj its twisting corridors and rooms to find the final Aeon Orb which the dead god left behind! Will our heroes be able to brave the jungle doom that awaits them; the mighty guardians, curious lore and deadly traps? Or will the truth that faces them and the history of the orbs that keep their island safe be enough to break them? Let's walk like a Xulgath and find out! ENCOUNTER the deadly warriors of the ancient empire and struggle against their power! UNCOVER forgotten secrets, new and old, in the search of salvation! STAND before the single most world-changing foe that our heroes have EVER encountered! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... NO WAY ARE YOU SERIOUSLY... ONE OF THOSE GUYS..? SAFE HAVEN KICKSTARTER: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/derryluttrell/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-for-pathfinder-2e-dandd-5e https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/   Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. Content Warnings: Themes of Genocide, references to slavery, references to body trauma,, A BABY BOY OHHHHH MY LITTLE BABY MAAAAAN, falling down stairs, arachnophobia, worms --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's definitely something going on in this town! As the Wandering Three continue their investigation into Abberton, more and more weird stuff keeps coming up. Animals don't usually just run wild like this. Cemeteries don't tend to be demon infested. And now you're telling me that the suspicious number of missing persons aren't just people skipping town? For their next trick, the mystery solving circus will visit seedy bars, check out some sweet deals, and check out who on earth's causing such a fuss in the streets, dressed so brightly and shouting so loudly! Hope you've paid your tab... we're about to split the party, everyone! VANQUISH the dreaded Worm-Demons! INTERROGATE the hay sandwich eating thug! SNARL at the familiar faces you really didn't want to see! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions  like... it's not morally wrong to flirt your way into selling junk at an unreasonable price, is it? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ANOTHER circus has come to town?! What the hell! That's bull! What? Boo! Get out of here, you clowns! And not the good type of clowns, like us! The bad type of clowns, like Republicans! Former friends and present foes have shown up on the streets of Abberton, laying claim to the turf that the Circus of Wayward Wonders has already rightfully claimed! But is now really the best time? We're kind of in the middle of investigating a missing persons report or two, and we really don't have a tonne of time to... ah, to hell with it. This town ain't big enough for the two of us, and you're going DOWN, Jellicho Boing-Boing! It's time for a clown off! BEHOLD the dazzling street performances of wayward delights! CREEP through the undergrowth on your daring investigations! UNCOVER the awful truth that underlies the mysteries at hand! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what kind of stuff should go in a sandwich to maximize its healing potential? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to Gurty Goldpocket's Goldpocket's Emporium! Where adventure goes, we follow, you know! What can I get you? Thrilling adventures in the vale of Aroden? Unwelcome reunions with familiar enemies? Ascensions to heavenly states at the hands of a mighty relic? No? You want answers about your beloved shopkeep? Well... It's a looooong story, so I guess we ought to start at the start. UNCOVER the long sought-after secret of the travelling shopkeeper! PAINT the mural of your travels! FACE terrible demonic foes from another world! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the highest octave listeners will scream at this episode? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Bleak depictions of murder and death, lung trauma and suffocation, implied xenophobia, suicide, Gurty Goldpocket's Goldpocket's Emporium Where Adventure Goes We Follow (Est. 4719 AR) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pugs and pugs and pugs! The town of Matten Cleave is about to watch the show of a lifetime... as are half the shoony population of Fenry! What delights await them? Heavenly music? Flying horses? MONSTER ATTACKS? We've got it all! And yet, all eyes are on the horizon with the Wellspring Tower, home of the second Aeon Orb, stands. The land around the dying light is bone dry, and the once bountiful woodlands are failing. Could it be the work of the dreaded Xulgath, on their crusade to destroy these ancient orbs? Naaaah, couldn't be! It's probably a land vampire, or something! How do you kill a land vampire? Well, there's only one way to learn. Let's get the show running, and save the day once again! WRESTLE the dreaded beast, with hooked claws and beaks alike! SPEAK with the wise shoony and their ancient farming ways! SNEAK into the tower past the saurian threat that guards it! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard  Questions like...  can a giant walking sea mine be your new best friend? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Huntin' We Shall Go! Join us as our gender non-comformiest GM, Derry, brings Dave, Ritz and Luna and a brand new cast of characters up into the lonely World's Edge Mountains to a luxurious dinner in a comfortable lodge for Gen Con 2021 Online! And surely, nothing bad will happen, right? Right? Join us for this Pathfinder 2e One-Shot: Dinner at Lionlodge!   PARTAKE in a wonderful feast high in the mountains! UNCOVER dark secrets of a clandestine organization! ENCOUNTER a famous phantom thief and their vulpine mask!  All this in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... How do Leshies pick stuff up? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Heavy themes of suicidal ideation, discussions of euthanasia, cannibalism, decapitation, cults, awkward interactions, implied animal abuse, sexy elf DILF--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just a peaceful romp through Otari... right? Times are tough in the dungeon! Fleshwarps, mad science and ominous warnings... why, I think the Fogfen Few have earned a nice, relaxing time in their sleepy little home town! Heed not the worried looks cast your way, the shadowy figure hiding on the edge of the crowd, or even the slowly growing threat of something terrible happening at night. Don't even worry about it a little. And hey, that strange sound that's been following you around? I'm sure it's nothing. Just relax, and let's have a nice, chill time in sleepy Otari. Okay? Scribbles get discussed. "Hey girlie"s get given. Floorboards get torn up. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how many times can you cast Cleanse Affliction in one goddamn session? CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of mental spiralling, interpersonal drama, horror, allusions to home invasions, ghost tropes, fly sounds, smooth jazz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The god of war is dead. More are to come. When Our Lord in Iron was ripped asunder and his blood rained down on the people of Golarion, everything changed. What follows is documentation of the death of Gorum, the Godsrain and its effects, the War of Immortals and the gods who died in the immediate aftermath, and the birth of the new gods that emerged from it. Listeners to the story of Golarion, behold! The time of reckoning is upon us! CONTENT WARNINGS: Dismemberment, blood, audible depictions of being eaten alive, nihilism, instant death, major character death I mean some of these guys have been on Dice Will Roll, large scale disasters, implied bigotry, interrupted afterlives, spoilers for Prey for Death, Ak's gonna have a real rough time over this one lads Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the dark, dark forest, there is a dark, dark castle- and a formidable foe who lives at the top tier of its tower! The fabled Green Lady is said to lurk among the ancient ruins of this Elven keep, spinning a web of mysterious plots and killing unicorns and stuff. But... wait, are we sure it's her? If the legendary fey hunted by our heroes is really here, would she truly have only left like, two or three traps? Surely she could have invested in some better security than a plantman and a quickling! But if it's not her, then who is it? Why are they here? Why are they using her name? And what truly lurks within? There's only one way to find out- rush in foolhardily and hope for the best! Dances get danced. Soapboxes get stood on. Friends return home.   All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how can I convince the tavern keeper to let my dire wolf into the bar? Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If knowing is half the battle, then how come nerds have so much trouble beating barbarians, huh? Our heroes realise there's much more to their fey-world foes than they'd anticipated, and with a trusty book in hand in the form of Zuddiger's Picnic, they head to their local library to do some research. As they learn more about their opponents, new mysteries uncover themselves- who's this mysterious count we're reading about? What has he got to do with the Green Lady? And more pressingly... what's he got to do with the snowstorm billowing out from the mines in the local quarry town?! Pull on your parka; we're going on a journey through the ice and cold! Walls get climbed. Gaps get leapt. Graves get shattered.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do you fit four frost giants in a cramped up cave? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh Music Via Owlcat GamesTheme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseAd Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Wandering Three didn't sign up for this! Heading deep underground, into the Darklands? This wasn't on the travel plans! In order to save Willowside, we must briefly say goodbye to our dearest friends in the circus and begin a quest to the radioactive Black Desert. Our heroes will be exploring places not often traveled by surface dwellers, finding dangerous monsters and poisonous flora at perhaps every turn. What kind of people will they meet? What sights will they see? Will they leave with their lives? It's time to start spelunking- just don't lose your path! TELEPORT deep beneath the ground with the aid of a reclusive nature cult! EXPLORE the magnificent cave with its unusual properties! INVESTIGATE ancient pilgrimage sites deep in the fungal forest!All this and more in the premiere episode of Dice Will Roll Book 5: Lord of the Black Sands, where we ask the hard questions like... what kind of crystals make the best dog food?  https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae   Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network.CONTENT WARNINGS: Hallucinogenics, Drug-Use, Unreality, Italians, Light Arguments --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our explorers of the Stolen Lands are on the hunt: they're looking for the monstrous Tatzylwyrm, a snake-like dragon which is rumoured to lurk along the rivers of the Greenbelt! However, as per usual, stuff gets in the way- some tricksters toy with them, they tell each other their pasts, and become closer as friends! But can the power of friendship prepare them for the ghastly discovery that waits in the clearing..? Who's to say? Maybe it will, maybe it won't! It all depends on how the dice roll!Stories get woven. Monsters get hunted. Dread creeps through souls. All this and more in this episode of  Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I get these annoying invisible pranksters to leave me alone? Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fool me once? Shame on you. Fool me for over a century? What the hell, man. The Circus has come to the aging town of Willowside, but for once, our heroes are more preoccupied with the mysteries their party holds than the mysteries of their environs. A hundred years of lies are finally being uncovered, and yet the truth is no less perplexing. Who is Volio Via, exactly? What is Oddbody? What does any of this have to do with the blighted Welt that surrounds Willowside? And the question weighing heaviest on our party's mind... why did Volio do what he did? Uncover the questions that may finally lead to clarity in the dim Hooked Inn... and finally glimpse the truth. EXPLORE the lonely village sitting at the precipice of swampy desolation! ENCOUNTER the strange locals and their stranger mannerisms! TREMBLE as the freakish nightmares of the past grab you tight and pull you under! All  this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder  Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... are himbos inherently benevolent? https://www.dicewillroll.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillrollDiscord: https://discord.gg/FmB567RTwitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRollFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillrollReddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/Music by Will Savino, MusicD20Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacraeProud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Heavy Arguments, Angst, Abuse, Implied Bullying, Trauma, Hate Crimes, Unsolicited Flirting, Cishet Men, Breaches of Trust, Thassalaphobia, Megalaphobia, Descriptions of Drowning --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Wandering Three and their current companions have been exploring and searching for the Aeon Orb diligently. They're slowly making their way through the Cradle of Worms, which is a jungle deep in the Darklands, full of strange and unusual sights and monsters. They've been to the Azure Eye, an island full of ghosts and memories of who once resided here in this place. When reaching the Sunken Titan, a statue so massive that the ruins they came across were just a gigantic hand, they met a strange Ahmut, who likes to eat souls, but is very picky, and knows when they've lost a fight! Now, the gang makes their way towards The Crown of Teeth, which is said to be a giant worm spawning ground. They're not looking forward to that, but the quest must go on! Will the Wandering Three be able to find what they are looking for, or will the Darklands and all that inhabit it be enough to stop our heroes...? WITNESS the incredible spawning ground of the original Purple Worms! UNCOVER ancient secrets of the Xulgath's religion! DELVE into the temple of Xhul-Khunder!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the gayest Pathfinder podcast on the planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... How hard can a Furby be thrown and survive? SAFE HAVEN KICKSTARTER: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/derryluttrell/safe-haven-a-weird-west-tale-for-pathfinder-2e-dandd-5e https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Suicide Jokes, Themes of Genocide, Worms, Slavery, Blatant Fanservice Like What Is This A Skeevy 2000s Anime, Chest Trauma, Gore, Animal Abuse(?) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ROAD TRIP! The Circus of Wayward Wonders is taking the show on the road, and heading to the Isle of Kortos! The serene Swardlands await them, an idealistic community of towns, farms and plains that look too beautiful to be real. The city of Kerrick awaits with open arms, and the Wandering Three prepare to entertain the masses and seek out the failing Aeon Orbs that once kept this land so bountiful so that they can continue their quest to heal the earth and save the Isle of Kortos! But is all as it seems? Is this arc really just a feel good summer teen movie one? Or is there something awful trailing right behind us, itching, scratching, dizzying, watching, laughing, knowing, following? Are the people here in the Swardlands safe? Are we? Only one way to find out what genre this adventure is, and that's to live it- so pack your bags, and let's get going! MARVEL over the beautiful views of the Kortos sea! BASK in the awe of your very own fan club! PITY the desperate man and the tale of his haunting experience! All this and more, in this, the first episode of Extinction Curse Book 3: LIFE'S LONG SHADOW by Greg A. Vaughan, where we ask the hard questions like... is it normal for your nails to grow like claws during puberty? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hot on the trail of the mad scientist Jafaki, our heroes keep uncovering stranger and stranger experiments... Flesh, flesh, flesh! The Laboratory level of the Abomination Vaults lives up to its reputation as a place of terrible inhuman science. But the Fogfen Few have yet to uncover the most sickening of experiments that lurk the halls of this underground testing site, and will soon learn the hard way that the cruelty of the seugathi knows no limits! But first... why don't we lighten some of our pockets and buy some nice stuff, right? Waffles get discarded. Paint gets splashed. Buttons get pushed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... where are we going to find 16 mummified elf hands to pay off Alrik's debt?! CONTENT WARNINGS: Extreme body horror, human experimentation, mind control, new pronoun drop in Patreon outro --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There are several truths in this world. When something goes up, it must come down. Everything that has a beginning also has an end. When your mom says she wants to do something, you must do so. Well, okay, the last one isn't necessarily universally applicable, but in the case of one of our dear heroes, it certainly is! Challenged with bringing the mother of our Half-Orc fighter out into the wilds to enter a tomb and steal an ancient, legendary sword from the clutches of an undead menace, our heroes must overcome treacherous landscapes, face powerful foes, and tease their companion about his baby pictures. Milf rights!Mushrooms get picked. Stories get told. Traps get sprung.All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how can I stop a swarm of bats from panicking?Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVqFacebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillrollTwitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRollPatreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillrollRedbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8FMusic Via Owlcat GamesTheme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseAd Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SING FOR ME, MY ANGEL OF MUSIC! In the mist-choked lands of Ustalav, shadows hide unknowable secrets and bumps in the night are rarely coincidences. But when the going gets too spooky to handle... everyone needs a hero to call upon. And who ya gonna call?! In a very special one-shot for Pride Week 2020, in association with Prism Pals and their Pride Flag series, join Dice Will Roll as we take on the mantles of the first Pathfinder Party we ever played! Listen as Angelo Lorrimor the Paladin, Arseris Vyldiane the Alchemist and Voltaire Lafayette the sorcerer tell a tale beyond the Carrion Crown Adventure Path and have a Level 20 adventure like no other in Karcau, the Village of Voices! And watch out... there may or may not be phantoms in this opera! Skeletons get smashed. Ovations get given. Crypts get explored. All this and more in this special episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the hard questions like... how much could an autographed piece of merch go for if it was signed by a ghost? Music Attribution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/12_6JIpzjtdCCRsXQMd7SLiLXRnOxTkHdCxD_LDHkQ8M/edit?usp=sharing "LGBTQ" is by Lizz Sooy --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Thousand Burning Eyes! A face wrapped in linen! ZOMBIES! The Wandering Three have encountered some pretty bizarre things on their journeys, but the journey to the Black Desert goes beyond weird. After making their way through crystal caves, mushroom forests and hallucinogenic grottos, they're only just on the doorstep of the underground vault that the original Xulgath hail from. Can our heroes brave the lethal radiation, deadly inhabitants and long lost mysteries of this land? Maybe! But we should probably stop the Froghemoth first. I mentioned the Froghemoth, right? Aw, nuts, I'm so scatter brained. Oh well!  INVESTIGATE ancient ruins from a bygone era! SKIRMISH with freaky foes from deep beneath the surface! RECKON with the terrible legends that stare you down with eyes the size of boulders! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Ahf' ah cahf mgvulgtnah hnah mgep ya? Ia! Iaaaaaaagh! https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. SUPPORT LOGAN'S TOP SURGERY: https://gofund.me/6b06bb1e CONTENT WARNINGS: Gore, internal body trauma, themes of extinction, Lovecraftian elements, Megalophobia, worms, stuckage, descriptions of intentional bone dislocation, descriptions of paralysis --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fogfen Few versus Shadow Malice... which band will be the last one standing in the Warped Brew Tavern? Of all the things our heroes were expecting to find in the dungeon, this was not one of them. Ancient libraries? Makes sense. A secret laboratory? Yeah, why not. But a dungeon tavern? Full of monsters drinking ale? Jeez, I mean, sure, why not? Alrik, Silk and Fiore will need to team up and play some tunes to show their rivals that the surface doesn't suck at music, or else blood WILL spill. Grab your lute, strum a tune, and blare that grunge, because the wickedest battle of the bands to ever grace the face (and below) of Golarion is coming YOUR way! Tunes get played. Ale gets drank. Horrors get uncovered. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how do you play metal on a mandolin? CONTENT WARNINGS: Mentions of cave-ins, implied devil worship, alcohol, misogynist insults, descriptions of car crashes, extreme body horror, mind control, Post Credit Scenes --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Join Poderation, the Nerdy Podcast Network! Check out Poderation's Discord! Keep It Rollin’! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the world of tomorrow! Our daring heroes find themselves in the Clockwork Castle in search of friends, foes and answers. Where did you put our companions? How do we shut off this machine? And what's the deal with all these doors?! Seriously, there's got to be a couple of hundred of them! But before we can find any concrete ends to these mysteries, they've a few obstacles to overcome- namely, a squad of big, mean robots and an even bigger, meaner Oni General. Hold onto your butts- with the amount of blood we're about to spill, we're going to make Sekiro look like a walk in the park! Performances get given. Constructs get piloted. Neighs get whinnied. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best dance I can do to scare the hell out of my enemies with my cool sword? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat GamesTheme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseAd Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A hero's job is to fight evil with your allies. A group of mercenaries duel against a dragon to steal its hoard. Explorers fight off hungry undead as they explore uncharted crypts. But when you're up against two dozen giant trolls with a hunger for destruction... m-maybe it's time for a bigger group to take them on? Our Kingmakers gather together to fight off the evil trolls of the wicked kingdom of Kongerike, who have invaded their land and captured the peaceful village of Fangberry! Only through great bravery, cunning tactics, and a shitload of burning arrows have they any hope to liberate the quiet hamlet from certain doom at the hands of these monsters! Alright, everyone? On my mark! Three... two... one... CHARGE!! Plans get hatched. Boulders get thrown. Spears get discovered.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it cheating to just cast "Cause Heart Attack" on your enemy mid-fight? Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVqFacebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillrollTwitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRollPatreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillrollRedbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8FMusic Via Owlcat GamesTheme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseAd Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THE STORY BEGINS! Radiant Winds UNLEASHED! For the past few hundred years, fighters from around the planet of Golarion have gathered in the land of Kami and Dragons to prove their might. Once every decade, these powerful adventurers fight in the legendary Ruby Phoenix Tournament in order to win legendary artifacts from the vault of a mythic sorcerer. And this year... we follow the tale of the Radiant Winds as they make their attempt to go down in history as Ruby Champions! But to get there, they first must overcome the trials of Danger Island, an isle of monsters and mayhem abandoned to the ravages of time. Will the Radiant Winds be successful? Or will they be K.O. before they even know it? Only one way to find out! READY? FIGHT! ARRIVE on the isle of jungles and monsters! BATTLE with rival teams! BEGIN your journey to being a Ruby Champion! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what do you do when your familiar is a little TOO cranky? CONTENT WARNINGS: Seasickness, Brief Allusions to Puking, Big Titty Oni, Arachnophobia, Brief Allusions to Drowning --- https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My mother always told me to help older folks, that they'd lived long lives and deserved respect. What does she expect me to do when the old man we just met in the woods is not only shrieking and cackling as he tries gut us with a sword, but also commanding his terrifying cryptid bull-dinosaur-lion monster thing to eat us alive?! En-route to scout out the villainous Kingdom of Trolls deep within the Western Woods, our heroes are ambushed by a mad hermit and his monstrous companion. Will they defeat this diabolical duo, or are they destined to fall here before they can save their kingdom from the vicious monsters of Kongerike and end up as dog chow?  Weapons get picked up. Trees get lifted. Final conflicts get prepared. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best way to clear your head after breathing in toxic fumes? Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVqFacebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillrollTwitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRollPatreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillrollRedbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8FMusic Via Owlcat GamesTheme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseAd Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're here to save our friend! Wait, you want to be rescued too? Jeez, you're the 4th person today who's asked us to do that! What the hell is going on, why do so many people here need to be saved? Could it be that this evil circus run by a sadistic catwoman and her greedy minions will hurt anyone they come into contact with? How horrible! Hot on the tail of Mistress Dusklight, our heroes are encountering more and more of those used and abused by the Celestial Menagerie as they try to rescue their dear friend Axel. Guess we'll be adding a tonne of people to our found family trope! One way or another, though, buckle up- this rescue mission has only just started! SPIN the Hallowed Wheel and brave its magical tricks! ENTER the Sanctum of Sublime Spectacles and gaze upon its freakish inhabitants! STRUGGLE against the titanic megafauna and its brutish master!   All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions  like...  is it okay to trust a blatantly fake angel if they're like, sexy? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Additional Music by Robert Austin Music Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There comes a time in every adventurer's life that they must take their sword and live out the fantasy of every legendary hero... slay a dragon! And while all this is well and good... isn't the task before the Kingmakers today a little much? After getting a distress call from the Nomen Centaurs of Varnhold, the Kingmakers must travel to the other side of the country to face down a mighty foe. But are they prepared for their true quest today? Can our heroes overcome this mythic challenge and go down in history? Or is today the day they die a heroic death at the hands of the most iconic of all foes? Hold your breath and raise your shield- we're going on a dragon hunt! Swords get polished. Food gets delivered. Hoards get pilfered. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is this kind of challenge a hint that the DM's been slighted in some way?! Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ PODCHASER #REVIEWS4GOOD https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/dice-will-roll-753342 BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh SUBGRUBS & SNAZZARDS: FREE PDF! https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Pol99sJgnluCtjgGcqbOW12Gzd0mDQZM/viewSERVERSTUCK: https://discord.gg/kG8FTV9 Music Via Owlcat GamesTheme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseAd Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Deep beneath a haggard old tree, our group of explorers, adventurers and a wolf have found an unlikely friend, and have promised to help him take back what's been stolen from his clan. But things aren't always what they seem, and sometimes, you just gotta fight your way through waves of bugs and other icky creatures before you can continue on your mission to go kick some bandit ass. That's how the saying goes, right? Kobolds go cower. Vermin get sliced. Idols get dethroned. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... What color is centipede blood, anyway? Discord: https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Boom! Boom! The Season of the Bloom is starting to draw close to the end, and our heroes have finally awoken their most powerful weapon yet. Nothing can stop the Kingmakers now!  But the fight is far from over yet; as much research as they do to try to prepare, there's little they can do but wait as the final Blooms begin to grow. And when a mysterious door appears in the middle of the royal library... well, there's not much else you can do but follow it, and see where it goes, is there? Grab your daughter swords, gang, and climb through the doorway- we've a garden to preen! Folklore gets studied. Doors get opened. Fires get started. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... can a faerie dragon be a nihilist if its whole existence depends on it being happy? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ PODCHASER #REVIEWS4GOOD https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/dice-will-roll-753342 BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh SUBGRUBS & SNAZZARDS: FREE PDF! https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Pol99sJgnluCtjgGcqbOW12Gzd0mDQZM/viewSERVERSTUCK: https://discord.gg/kG8FTV9 Music Via Owlcat GamesTheme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseAd Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Enter the Stolen Lands; an untamed wilderness thriving with brigands, beasts and worse. In desperate need of heroes, a call to adventure was put out- unfortunately, no heroes were available to respond, so we just settled for a handful of gay dorks. Join Dice Will Roll in their new campaign, a conversion of the iconic Kingmaker Adventure Path to Pathfinder 2nd Edition for an irreverent journey through modern TTRPG, with adventures spanning from rolling 4 Nat 1's in a row to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse.  Bandits get bitten. Stew gets crunched. Journeys get started. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... What's the fastest way to get rid of a Bandit Problem? Discord: https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Blast from the past! In this very special Dice Will Roll miniseries, we're going back to where the show all began: Doomsday Dawn, an adventure made to playtest Pathfinder 2nd Edition while it was still brand new. Follow the gang as we play the system for the first time with a gallery of unlikely heroes delving into a mysterious tunnel pit beneath the home of a noblewoman in the city of Manigmar. Did we mention there's a tonne of goblins? Yeah, now you're interested.  Creeps get rebuffed. Boxes get unlocked. Adventures get started. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions  like... how many goblins can we fit into a box?  Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get back here, sheep!! The Wandering Three find themselves in a pastoral paradise, completing tasks set by Aroden and gaining more and more of his blessings. By adopting his twelve guises, they too can take on effigies of the Dead God and learn more about themselves as they work. Through reading scrolls, herding livestock and tilling the land, they grow closer to entering his tower and putting an end to the Xulgath threat once and for all. But what else lies in the valley? Monsters? Mayhem? Strangely familiar faces? One must walk in the footsteps of those who have come before if they wish to triumph, so come walk alongside us!!  TRANSLATE the ancient Azlanti texts and uncover new lore! TEND to the forgotten land and make it fertile once more! STARE in horror at the secrets of the metal pyramid, revealed at last!!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it normal to turn into a giant plant monster if nobody gives you attention for a while?CONTENT WARNINGS: Sex Jokes, Themes of Familial Trauma, Themes of Anxiety and Panic, References to Mental Health Crises, One Hell Of A Fucking Bombshell Reveal--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

At long last, everyone: the Final Dungeon of my campaign. The Wandering Three find themselves at the Verdant Beacon, throne of the dead god Aroden and epicenter of the Extinction Curse. But they are not the first to uncover it. The Crusader King of the Xulgath and the Coven of Hollow Eyes already have dug their claws into the tower with the intent of making a glorious sacrifice of souls to Zevgavizeb... and any willing to pay for the lost souls of the apocalypse. Can the circusfolk stop this dastardly plan? It's the last act; only now can we find out.   DUEL with daring demons by the curtain of swords! PERUSE the museum of ancient relics! SIT with a crime boss from another plane!   All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Can a tiny little ball robot pick up a massive weapon? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Bittersweet themes of finality, references to familial abuse, Oddbody the Amazing Oddbody your best friend Oddbody--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh, your magic world might be full of ancient prophecies and legends of days to come, but that's not how we do it here on Golarion! Here prophecies are RARE and usually BOGUS, and may or may not be the result of ancient wizards messing with things they don't understand! Our heroes find themselves with an audience with an ally who's quite literally the stuff of legends- and find out they've got some legendary duties themselves! And what's a good legend to do? Why, go kill some dragons, of course! The hunt for Minognos-Ushad, the Mother of Wyverns, continues- but never forget, would-be dragonslayers. Not only can you hunt dragons... dragons are fully capable of hunting you too. Water gets gargled. Skeletons get squinted at. Coup-de-graces get delivered. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the real-estate value of a haunted castle in the woods that fades in and out of reality? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillrollRPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat GamesTheme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseAd Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeodroyalty free Music by Giorgio Di Campo for FreeSound Music  http://freesoundmusic.eu/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UymAqiboAXY&list=PLJTMWBusH2x7D4i-r8uJeBaYTztgoaQPx&index=11Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Flesh! Flesh! Flesh! Flesh! The denizens of the Darklands are a notoriously mysterious lot... but are they completely untrustworthy? Our heroes have some translucent fleshed creeps hot on their trails, with glowing red eyes, long tongues and visible internal organs. What are their intentions? To eat the bones of the Wandering Three? Or to befriend them? Could it be both? I'm not sure what the love language of an Urdefhan is! One thing's for certain: we have a long night ahead of us!  WRESTLE with the eel-like fiend from the plane of Abbadon!  PARTAKE in the strange festivities of the Banquet of Blood and Venom! DISCOVER the secret origin of a long hated foe!   All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Wanna hear Derry laugh so hard it hurts? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. SUPPORT LOGAN'S TOP SURGERY: https://gofund.me/6b06bb1e CONTENT WARNINGS: Ingestion of Unsanitary Foods, Senseless Violence, Themes of Extinction, Themes of Genocide, Themes of Colonialism, Slavery, Torture, PTSD, Abuse, Surprisingly Cute Moments From Your Favourite Gugfriend--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Our daring adventurers continue their exploration of the Stolen Lands, their goals shaken after the revelation that there's more to their little brigand busting journey than originally imagined. Putting off their initial plan, they try do a few decidedly less deadly quests while exploring the wilds, only to happen across a few unlikely sources that let them discover more about not only the bandit problem, but the problem bandit himself- the villainous Stag Lord. Jeez, that gave me goosebumps! What a scary dude, huh?  Haunches get munched. Bandits get blasted. Stories get woven.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how can you help a Kobold get over its indigestion?    Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the life of an adventurer, there's never really a chance to catch your breath, is there? After being tossed off a cliff by a vicious Barbarian Warlord, the Kingmakers decide to regroup and return to St. Gilmorg and plan out their next move. But any hopes of relaxation and recuperation is dashed when rumours swirl of the sinister Rainwater Razor's latest murder, forcing our heroes into investigation.  Who is this deadly serial slayer and what are they doing on the streets of Kilcela? One way or another, today's a fine day to become killer killers! Tarts get eaten. Fires get started. Flags get raised. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best spell to use to understand someone's accent? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillrollRPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat GamesTheme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseAd Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What does it mean to be a hero? To some, it might be to do good for your people, no matter what. To others, it's an insatiable hunt for glory. It could very well come to be that two heroes might find themselves in direct opposition with one another... one to protect all that is pure, the other to conquer it. Funnily enough, you'll never guess what this episode is about! The spirit of Armag the Barbarian King lies within his wicked supersword, Ovinrbaane, the enemy of enemies, and the Twiceborn Warlord now finds himself facing the Heroes of Kilcela who wish to stop him from enacting his grim conquest of The Stolen Lands and beyond! Can the Kingmakers stop this cruel king from reigniting the flames of a long gone kingdom of blood? Or are they doomed to fall to the Enemy of Enemies and be the first to make up his throne of bone?  Walls get mimed. Accidents are had. Tragedy strikes. All this and more in this, the season finale of Kingmaker Book 4: Blood for Blood, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it weird to try romance the Big Bad halfway through a duel with him? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillrollRPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat GamesTheme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseAd Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Enter the Heavenly Gallery, where angels sing and sublime spectacles like no other will shock your very soul! Closing in on the wicked catfolk ringmaster who's kidnapped their friend, the Wandering Three now make their way through a labyrinth of weird and wonderful obstacles from the Celestial Menagerie! Clowns as big as houses? Fortune-telling dummies? Lions, tigers & bears? Oh my! The clock is ticking for Axel and his Amazing Aviary, and if our heroes don't hurry... it's curtain call for everyone!  NAVIGATE the perilous traps of the Heavenly Gallery! SEE through the wicked deceptions of evil foes! CLOSE IN on the enemy at last and prepare for the final showdown! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it ethical to use a baby alien for a money laundering scheme? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you ever see someone, and your heart just stops, and you know that this- this perfect being- this is what your whole life has been leading up to? All the pain, the anxiety, the stress of existing on this mortal plane, it was all worth it to meet this person? That's what it's like to look at a horse. Ecstatic over new inhabitants of the Barony of Kilcela and the treasures they bring with them, our adventurers are horse crazy- but not crazy crazy, you know? Better save that kind of insane for the rumoured cult of the hag goddess which is growing in power day by day. Someone should maybe do something about that, and those someones should probably be our brave Kingmakers- but like, give us a second, we're admiring the way the wind blows in their manes!  Bribes get taken. Tripwires get tripped. Terrible future conflicts get revealed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it obnoxious to use a title like "The Unkillable" if I just haven't died yet? Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVqFacebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillrollTwitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRollPatreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillrollRedbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=u Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8FMusic Via Owlcat GamesTheme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseAd Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HEROES OF THE MULTIVERSE! ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE?! In this very special episode with guest stars from the Be Gay Roll Dice network, adventurers from across multiple realities are drawn together to take part in an interdimensional wresting tournament! Iconic monsters from across tabletop systems, superpowered punches and more await you in the realm of MALISTENT THE MAGNIFICENT in this Pride Month One-Shot! Hosted by Derry from Dice Will Roll and starring Ziva from The Eternity Archives, Tick from Goblets & Gays, Dean from Bits Before Crits and Dave from Dice Will Roll, and proudly made possible by the Be Gay Roll Dice network! Theme Song: Blip Stream by Kevin Macleod Skylark from Pathfinder: Kingmaker OST by Owlcat Games Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand? The mysterious buzzing noise that's been following the Fogfen Few for the last few weeks has revealed itself, and it comes bearing a message! The contract devil Urevian has a bargain he'd like to offer our heroes... and all it asks for in return divides the party into factions. Will these brave adventurers be able to come to an agreement? Or are they bound to fall right into the hand of the devil (title card droooop!)? Questions get asked. Visions get shared. Tiles get pulled. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what could possibly be behind this giant, scary door? CONTENT WARNINGS: Moral quandries and friends arguing, talking behind each other's backs, themes of eternal punishment and torture, lying to friends, extreme body horror, glimpses into wasted lives, mercy kills, torture, really fucking long hallways --- Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The best way to ignore a problem is to put it away. So how do you ignore the death of the God your nation was sworn to worship? You put it away. Beneath the city of Escadar lies a sprawling undercity of temples and churches of Aroden long since abandoned- and it's here that our heroes have come in search of answers. Why did the Xulgath come to the farming town of Abberton? What was their interest in the Aeon Orb? Wh- hey, what's that smell. What? The Xulgath are here, too?! Aw, come on! We thought we'd seen the last of those guys! What the hell! This is bullshit! Ugh. Fine... I guess we can keep killing dinosaur people who worship demons for a little while longer. Grab your hammer and go silly mode- it's about to get primeval in here! RECOIL from the saurian blood demon and its wicked fangs! SPY on the xulgath and their treacherous meetings! LEARN of the troglodyte's wicked companion!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest  Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like...  is it cool to adopt the damned souls of the vile if they're like, cute? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Back in my day, people used to do things RIGHT! They built GLORIOUS churches to the God of Mankind, and spent all their free time praying to him! Nowadays, they just say that he's dead, and let old forgotten bastions of his faith fall into obscurity and become a hiding place for troglodyte demon-cultists! The nerve! Have they no respect for their history? The Wandering Three have befriended a quasit, and now seek to cleanse the Temple of the Dead God, knowing that for some reason the Xulgath that stormed the Erran Tower back in Abberton set this place up as their base of operations a while ago. But why? There's only one way to find out- and that's delving deeper into the cracks of the past and seeking whatever answers they might find! SLAY the profane demon-callers and their fanatic minions! EXPLORE the tunnels that lie beneath the city! PARLAY with the restless occupants who have not moved past an ancient, horrible event! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest   Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions  like...  is it okay to find a giant sweaty dinosaur wrestling clown hot? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BEHOLD, TRAVELERS! A BOOK THAT CONTAINS YOUR ENTIRE LIFE'S STORY! FROM LEVEL 1 TO LEVEL 20, THIS JOURNAL TELLS TALES OF YOUR ADVENTURES AS YOU GROW IN POWER AND- hey, this sounds a LOT like the book of Kingmaker from season 1. That's a funny coincidence, isn't i- IS THAT MATTHEW LILLARD FROM SCOOBY DOO?! There's a LOT going on in this very special crossover episode, everyone. Like, a LOT. AGAIN: HOLY SHIT, IS THAT MATTHEW LILLARD FROM SCREAM, GOOD GIRLS, ETC. LIKE, THE ACTUAL MATTHEW LILLARD. THAT ONE'S NOT A BIT. So join us in our tale of dungeons, dragons, and the cast being EXTREMELY starstruck throughout this whole interview. It's genuinely something else.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rip and tear! The Fogfen Few are fighting devils tonight! A devil? LYING to the party? This twist had no way to be foreseen and is absolutely unacceptable. The Fogfen Few are determined to waste as little time as possible when it comes to kicking Urevian's ass, and they've been plunged into war in the depths of the Prison Floor. Can an elf, a cambion and an empyrean take what the forces of Hell have to throw at them? Or are these devils going to be roasting some bodies over fire tonight? Metal gets played. Headshots get shot. Horsies get ridden. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the easiest way to speedrun a boss floor? CONTENT WARNINGS: Effeminate twinks Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Check out our website at https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Visit our Discord at https://discord.gg/DpkjPvvQ5A Keep It Rollin’! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The battle for Willowside is on the horizon, and we're ready to fight for it! After rescuing the Banyan Boys from a terrifying underground cult, the Wandering Three must team up with them and other mighty adventurers to protect this town from certain doom. Blockades on the road! Sea Monsters at the bay! Strange disappearances at the swamp! Can our heroes stop them all? Or will the invading prehistoric forces reduce us to rubble?   PARLAY with the cosmic worms and heed their cryptic messages! SEARCH the hinterlands for danger and figure out how best to stop it! SAVE the town from the jaws of starvation by tackling immense dinosaurs!  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... Are there heroic applications of Girlboss, Gatekeep, Gaslight? https://www.dicewillroll.com/  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/  Music by Will Savino, MusicD20  Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae  Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Unreality, particularly gruesome murders, body horror, squick horror, emetophobia, choking, MPREG??? I fucking guess?--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On your marks! The Rushlight Tournament swings into action, and so too must our heroes! Taking the place of athletes to win the mighty Rod of Lordly Might for Kilcela, the Kingmakers find themselves pitted against the best and brightest of the River Kingdoms' Sportsmen. From ripped barbarian archers to petite lumberjack sorcerers, this sports showcase is more than a little out of the ordinary. But while all is fair in love and war, it might not be in sports! Can our heroes overcome the tricks and cheats of some of the less scrupulous kingdoms? Or will the best men fail to win? It's game time at the Lake of Mists & Veils, and it seems our heroes are here to win! Notes get taken. Bullseyes get shot. Logs get split. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best spell to cure insomnia? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillrollRPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat GamesTheme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseAd Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Undead knights! Living statues! Mirror worlds! The Wandering Three take on the seven-floored tower of Dyzallin Shraen alongside the Ganzi Arcanist Il'setsya Wyrmtouched. But they're only halfway up, and the guardians that await them are no laughing matters! Can our heroes outwit treacherous traps, unsettling undead or even worse? I mean, probably, but it's gonna hurt a lot, right? No complaining— just face it and do your best!    CHALLENGE the undead musicians to a contest of song! SOLVE the strange riddle of the radioactive spirit! FACE the harbinger of the apocalypse that rises once more!    All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast On The Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can ghosts unionize? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: References to body dysmorphia, bullying (light-hearted), references to genocide, themes of Armageddon, frequent butchery of Aztec words --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

En-route to the dreaded Valley of the Dead in search of answers into their ongoing investigation of the lost colony, our brave heroes are scaling mountains and wandering through the wilds. But after meeting a particularly unusual, plane-hopping ally in Zzamas the Phase Spider, an enormous arachnid with a human head and promises of treasure, they now find themselves face to face with an even more unusual foe- the gruesome Xill, alien monstrosities with jaws, claws and a real bad attitude! It's time for a fight around a weak spot between worlds around the mythic Ghost Stone in a bid to win this creepy spider lady back her home and get on with the mystery of Varnhold! Chests get opened. Birds get ridden. Doors get slammed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the easiest way to make it down a waterfall in one piece? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll The Dice Will Roll Wiki:  https://dice-will-roll.fandom.com/wiki/Dice_Will_Roll_Wiki  Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/dicewillrollTwitter: twitter.com/DiceWillRollRedbubble:  https://www.redbubble.com/people/DiceWillRoll/shop?asc=uKilcela: Heart of Heroes: discord.gg/eppzv8FMusic Via Owlcat GamesTheme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseAd Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's happening to poor Dorianna Menhemes, and who's to blame? The Fogfen Few fight to protect those they care about... but what do they do when the evil isn't just contained in the dungeon? From strange buzzing sounds to haunted dolls to strange rubies, it seems like even Otari is becoming filled with terrible mysteries. And it's not like the dungeon is suddenly a cakewalk either! Join our heroes as they make their way through the final stages of the arena and prepare to make their way into the laboratory... with a new sense of urgency with new dire threat uncovered! Discoveries get made. Doors get touched. Stomps get heard. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... won't you PLEASE look at my cool crystal axe? CONTENT WARNINGS: Child neglect, dysfunctional families, child abuse, child isolation, child endangerment, gore, body horror, centipedes, mummification Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Armed with new knowledge of their foes that make them look even more inept than before, our valiant travellers bide their time and venture into the woods in search of a secret lost temple, forgotten through the ages. However, as they make their way through the forests of the Greenbelt, they realize something: the wilderness is a lot wilder than previously anticipated! Uh-oh!  Animals get soothed. Druids fall into pits. Fighters experience Catholic Guilt.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the fastest way to calm a raging boar?  Discord:  https://discord.gg/rDhQuVq  Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll  Twitter:  https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll  Kilcela: Heart of Heroes: https://discord.gg/eppzv8F Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music:  Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who doesn't love a good camping trip? Out in the wilds, fires burning, friends all around... it's a real dream come true! Or is it a nightmare for the Circus of Wayward Wonders, when they realize they aren't the only ones out here? Beasts prowl the woods around the land given to the circus to put on a show outside of Escadar, and it isn't exactly safe out here at night. It's up to our clowny companions to drive out the terror that stalk the night and prepare for the Greatest Show on all of Golarion!  GUSH at the incredible artist dog and his many skills! EXPLORE the creepy cave that may once have been someone's home! BARGAIN with an awful creature that could spell certain doom to your companions! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is that a normal halo thing, or..? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Kilscully Paranormal Club SoraLuna_ on Twitch Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Every tale has an end, and this is the beginning of ours. Having reclaimed the final Aeon Orb from the Vault of the Black Desert, our heroes make their way to the city of Diobel to rest and recover before taking the final road on their adventure. The Kortos Mountains await them, but first... let's take a moment. Meet with friends, new, old, and forgotten. Tell stories, experience new feelings, ride a fucking roller coaster in a fantasy TTRPG. And of course... prepare to put on a show greater than any other for a chance to go down in history! Take one last breath of clean air before climbing up the mountains of heaven, adventurers... it may well be the last chance you get to do so. LEARN of the ancient celebration, returning anew! DISCOVER forgotten secrets of your past! EXPOSE the mystery of the strange shopkeeper and her unusual store at last! All this and more in this, the first episode of BOOK SIX: THE APOCALYPSE PROPHET (and Ep. 69 of Extinction Curse, NICE!) where we ask the Hard Questions like... what does it mean if your god winks at you? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Serious discussions of Cultural Appropriation in the real world and racism towards Native American people, W-ndigos, themes of goodbyes and conclusion, bittersweet interactions, religious conversion, references to child neglect and toxic parenting, mentions of sexual encounters, the audience is gonna kill Derry for how this episode ends lolololol, animal breeding mentioned --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Quests. Every adventure needs them. They're a critical part to the life of a hero, be they a mission from a high priest to seek out an ancient relic, a treaty to seek out a bandit king, or... wait, am I reading this right? A cry for help to slay an evil monster from a particularly depressed mammoth? On their journey to seek out allies who can help them go to battle against the Clockwork Regiment, the Kingmakers traverse the Glennabon Uplands on a particularly unusual mission. Can our brave heroes triumph in the face of legendary opponents? Or is their legend a tragedy, not an epic? For my sake, I'm hoping it's the first- I don't wanna be out of a job writing these blurbs! Lore gets shared. Curses get inflicted. Alliances get forged. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do you win an arm wrestling fight with a Barbarian King? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillrollRPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat GamesTheme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseAd Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeodroyalty free Music by Giorgio Di Campo for FreeSound Music  http://freesoundmusic.eu/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh, thank goodness, it was all merely a dream! And everyone knows dreams are never, ever, ever significant! The city of St. Gilmorg is beset upon by fiendish nightmares that seem somehow all too real, and our heroes smell a rat. Something must be behind these dreams... but the question is what? Or, maybe a better question is how do we stop it? Oh, actually, it'd probably be an even better question to figure out how it's even able to do this in the first place... gah! There's just way too many questions! All we know is that we have to do something... or the dreams that come tonight might be even worse than what preceded them. Tuck yourself in, friends... we're in for some rapid eye movement tonight! Druids get bit. Houses get burned. Doors get knocked. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it okay to cook a talking creature if it's like, really rude to you? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh Music Via Owlcat GamesTheme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseAd Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Please, can we have just one day to relax? The Season of Bloom marches forward, bringing with it new weirdness that alters reality as we know it. Fresh out of the Frozen Bloom, our heroes have a few questions they want to ask- who is the mysterious Fae Count they've found stories of, and what does he have to do with the wicked Dryad Queen, the Green Lady? Hopefully there won't be any wacky adventures to distract them in their quest to- hold on, I've just been handed a card. Um... yeah, okay. It says here the swamp just got turned into a watercolour painting and there's something rippling just beneath the surface. Okay. Cool. Well, I suppose the Count can wait- we've a bog to save, everyone!  Acid gets fallen into. Twigs get given. Legends get recited. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it cute or super freaky if your pet wolf figures out how to open up doors and get meat out of the cupboard himself? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh Music Via Owlcat GamesTheme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseAd Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You might think you're tough. You might have slain monsters, saved villages and kicked butt. But you didn't do it in the Tomb of Trials, and the Tomb Master didn't see it, so it didn't count! Now PROVE yourself! The Kingmakers travel through the Tomb of Armag in pursuit of the Reincarnated Barbarian King, but they are not alone. A haunting voice echoes through the misty passages of the crypt, guiding them through terrible trials to prove themselves worthy of their place in this mausoleum of misery. Can our heroes overcome the tests laid out for them that will surely push them to their absolute limit? Or will they fall to their doom here, as the Twiceborn Warlord retrieves his terrible weapon, Ovinrbaane, the Enemy of Enemies? Balls get rolled. Teeth get chattered. Naps get taken. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... does tapping the ribs of a Deathless Skeleton really play xylophone noises? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillrollRPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat GamesTheme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseAd Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Raze the lands and grow daisies from the ashes! That's the plan of the cabal of diabolists that our heroes find themselves up against! Infiltrating the Hermitage of Blessed Lightning, the Wandering Three must cleanse this once holy place of abyssal influence if they want to rescue its former leader and stop whatever's going on here... but man, are there a lot of unanswered questions! What's with the ghouls? What are the cultists "trading" sacrifices for? And who's the mysterious, beautiful woman who started all of this in the first place? Our heroes' questions have many prongs (get it? Cuz the cultists use tridents? Get it?) but one thing's for sure... if we wanna save this place, we're gonna have to get some answers! LAUGH at the petty squabbling of spiteful demons straight from the Abyss! RETCH at the horrifying rituals performed by the cultists! DESCEND into the ghastly crypt of the hermits and see what lies within! All this and more  in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask  the Hard  Questions like... you can still be a big, cool adventurer if you're afraid of the dark, right? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Once upon a time, there was a wicked queen who lived in a castle deep in the woods. The queen had looked into her future, and there she saw that one day, three heroes would smite her down with a blade made of her own heart. She rose in defiance of her story, and tried fight it, but time and time again, her actions only furthered the tale. Now, with the three heroes she helped to create facing her in her own throne room, the wicked queen now must erase them from their tale and keep herself the true hero of the story by setting them against her righteous, primal magic and the shadows of their own past. The final duel between the Green Lady and the Kingmakers is at hand... and when this book ends, will it have a happy ending? Or will the wicked queen win, teaching the world the true meaning of a cautionary tale? Spells get cast. Necks get chopped. Books get closed. All this and more in the final episode of Dice Will Roll: Kingmaker, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the most comfortable way to hug a wolf? Special thank you to RigorMortis999 for his Piano Renditions of Kingmaker's Main Theme & Skylark. Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh Music Via Owlcat GamesTheme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseAd Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The curtain's calling, my friends! It's time for our grand finale! Our brave Wandering Three have battled demons, mingled with drow, uncovered the truth about ancient societies and dead gods... and now, their final reward awaits them. The city at the center of the world, the crown jewel of the Inner Sea... Absalom. In the midst of the once-in-a-lifetime Radiant Festival, our heroes will secure immortality through fame as they make history among the performances here. Kings, queens, scholars... all will see them perform, and their happily ever after will be sealed. Now take a seat... our final show is about to begin! SMILE as old friends return, all here to see the greatest show on all of Golarion! GASP at the blossoming love in the arms of the Circus! DAZZLE the crowds of the Radiant Festival as the Circus of Wayward Wonders leaves something beautiful to be remembered by!  All this and more in this, the FINALE OF DICE WILL ROLL: EXTINCTION CURSE, where we ask the Hard Questions like... did you enjoy the show, my friends? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Goodbyes, Themes of Familial Abuse, Themes of Death, Romantic Interactions, So long and thanks for all the fish! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willowside. The site of the final Aeon Orb, and the beginning of the end of our adventure. And yet... There are those among us not willing to take that final step. Lies... Deceit... Conjured realities presented as fact. If you believe in the lie, maybe the lie will come true. But between weird clowns in your peripheral vision, visions of a swampy wasteland come true and friends who just don't get the message that you aren't worthy of help... Will you be able to do what you think you need to, Volio? Or will you go up in flames, like everything from before? It's in your hands, clown man. Just don't screw up. TRAVEL the crystal blue seas aboard the gorgeous trading vessel! WADE through the rotting countryside of the mysteriously ill land! STARE DOWN the truth you thought you knew, but really, truly did not for oh so long? All this and more in this, the premiere of Extinction Curse Book 4: SIEGE OF THE DINOSAURS, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Do you look at it, Volio? https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music by Will Savino, MusicD20 Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Proud Members of the Be Gay Roll Dice network. CONTENT WARNINGS: Heavy Arguments, Angst, Deadnaming Kinda Sorta, Breaches of Trust, Attempted Suicide, Unreality, Implied Bullying, Trauma --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CLEANSE THE TEMPLE! The Broken Rebus' Terrifying Past! G-G-G-GHOST! The Radiant Winds have battled foul monsters and spooky spectres in their effort to claim their first Silver Feathers. But after fighting through the hazards and horrors within, they find they have a new job— cleansing duty! Can our fighting friends help guide these spirits into the afterlife? Or will they refuse to go into the light! Clench your fists, everyone... cuz it's time to punch a ghost! READY? FIGHT! LEARN the tragic tale of the ancient monastic order! PRAY the haunts away to make the temple a safe haven! UNCOVER incredible treasure in an ancient shrine! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Is it shallow to worship a god based on their sexiness alone? CONTENT WARNINGS: References to death, religion, taunting and goading, ghosts, Chuji takes the fucking bait --- https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let the battle begin!! Radiant Winds vs Touch the Stars! The morning sun rises, and the first day of the trials of Danger Island begins! The Radiant Winds have 3 of the necessary 10 silver feathers to move onto the next stage of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament... but the hundreds of other combatants on the island are just as willing to fight as our heroes! Will they be able to best their first enemy team in the Ruby Phoenix pre-qualifiers? Will their travels of Danger Island bring them closer to their goals? Will a mysterious figure from the party's past shed light on their dynamic? Guess we can find out the only way we know how! READY? FIGHT! BLAST lasers with the strange team from another world! VISIT the strange Stone Markets and their unusual wares! BEGIN your journey through the terrors of Danger Island! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMERICANS DON'T HAVE BONBONS, WHAT THE FUCK!! CONTENT WARNINGS: Unusual Voice Effects, Slime, Fantasy Firearms, Don't Fuck With Sangku, Blood ---- https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ --- Get 20% off + Free Shipping @Manscaped with the code DICEWILLROLL at manscaped.com! #ad Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EXPLORE THE ISLAND! Radiant Winds Awakening! The Island of Bonmu awaits! The Radiant Winds are already halfway to 10 feathers, and now must explore the perils of Danger Island themselves. Mountains, shrines and lakes dot the jungle island... As well as countless teams! Will the Radiant Winds keep up their winning streak? Or will their luck run out amidst the countless dangers that await them? Let's find out! READY? FIGHT!! SPEAK with the former yakuza boss and his band of enforcers! TRACK the mysterious horsemen across the island! UNCOVER the lost, forgotten gods of a bygone era! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what spell do you use to create ominous cracks of thunder at will? CONTENT WARNINGS: References to organized crime, minor team infighting, goths, themes of being forgotten --- https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ --- Get 20% off + Free Shipping @Manscaped with the code DICEWILLROLL at manscaped.com! #ad Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Rival Theme Reveals Themselves! Enter the Lightkeepers..?! POW! PUNCH! WHAM! Our heroes are well on their way to collecting 10 Silver Feathers! Danger Island is no easy challenge, but the Radiant Winds have found themselves taking on every foe they can find on this jungle island. From terrifying mummies to dangerous wildlife, the party is overcoming the odds... but what happens when they meet a team unlike any other? Hold onto your butts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride! READY? FIGHT! SKIRMISH with the gothic horror masters of the land of Ustalav! CHASE a big bird through the jungle! ENCOUNTER old friends in less than ideal circumstances! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how many times can Derry get away with using the same thunder sound effect? CONTENT WARNINGS: Major Themes of Bullying, references to cannibalism, disrespect towards human remains, images of Sangku with a moustache, themes of defeat and sadness --- https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Additional Music by stupidig (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N_gCGVk85A) --- Get 20% off + Free Shipping @Manscaped with the code DICEWILLROLL at manscaped.com! #ad Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BLESSINGS OF THE GODS! Hunters become the Hunted! Sun sets on the first day of the Radiant Wind's trials in Bonmu, and the future is looking bright. They've had a solid winning streak, they've overcome the odds, and they've secured a whole load of Silver Feathers. But it's only going to get harder from here on out! STRONGER TEAMS! STRANGE PATHS! GOING IN THE WATER WHEN YOU'RE MAYBE AFRAID OF WATER?? And yet beneath it all, intrigue and angst bubbles. What are the smiling faces of the Radiant Winds not telling their competitors... or each other? Put all that aside-- we're not here to open up, we're here to WIN! READY? FIGHT! EXPLORE the chains of islands around Bonmu! UNCOVER the legacy of the long forgotten gods of the Taumatans! BATTLE with extraordinary teams with extraordinary gimmicks! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what ISN'T banned in this goddamn tournament? CONTENT WARNINGS: Detailed Discussions of Vore and Cannibalism, Unreciprocated Flirting, PTSD attacks, Comments on Prosthetic Limbs, Untold Levels of Cringe, PvP Deceit, Organized Crime --- https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ --- Get 20% off + Free Shipping @Manscaped with the code DICEWILLROLL at manscaped.com! #ad Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Oh shit it's even MORE Additional Music by Ultra One more for the road more Additional Music by ZitronSound Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Radiant Winds' Super Spectacular Challenge Run Begins!! DRAW! Our heroes find themselves duelling it out with gunslingers from a far off continent as they're hunted down for their feathers! But martial might isn't the only thing that matters. Tests of skill await them in the deadly-ish trials ahead of them. Speed, creativity, precision — all will be pushed to their limits as our heroes are pitted in contests unlike any they've faced yet! Swords and sorcery don't matter if you don't have the skill to put 'em to use! Ready? FIGHT! DUEL with the devil-powered sharpshooters under the afternoon sun! EXAMINE a bizarre egg deep within a cave! TREMBLE before...The Scary Tower. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Is it okay to pet a devil horse if it's friendly? CONTENT WARNINGS: Diabolism, megalophobia, descriptions of natural disasters, animal harm, The Scary Tower. --- https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THE REVENGE GHOST'S RANCOROUS RUMBLE! There's something about ghosts in Tian Xia that just hits different. Maybe it's the way they crack their limbs at weird angles, or have those dead, fish-like eyes, or the weird recurring trope with hair? Blech! One thing's for sure, you don't wanna tangle with an Onryo... which is precisely what the Radiant Winds are doing. Battling it out in a scary tower, the ghost girl is frankly the least of their problems as 32 teams hunt them down to challenge them for their feathers. Will the Radiant Winds overcome the odds and keep their 10 feathers-- or will they be claimed by enemies, living or dead? READY? FIGHT! KICKBOX the freaky phantom in the Scary Tower as she goes for your throat! FOLLOW the spirit guide through the jungle in search of secrets! INVESTIGATE the mysterious temple and its weird, magic secret! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the statistical probability of rolling a 69 when you roll 4d20? CONTENT WARNINGS: Body Horror Heavily Featuring Hair, Emetophobia, Horror, Depictions of Natural Disasters, Hikari's Secret Stash Of Adult Material, Loud Screaming & Cheering, Immature Jokes, References to Nuclear War, Animal Death (Kinda) --- https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

STRIFE! Soldiers From Around The World... AND BEYOND! Sunset falls on the Radiant Winds' second day on Danger Island... meaning the final day is upon them! Our heroes are on the cusp of being accepted into the Ruby Phoenix tournament itself, and only a few victories away from endless fame and fortune (and powerful artifacts beyond mortal reckoning!). But it seems that some strange mystery is unfolding itself here on Bonmu... one that is not keen to see the Radiant Winds win! Is all as it seems? Who's out to get us? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO INTERRUPT OUR BEAUTY SLEEP! MAAAAAN! Grab a sword, cuz there's only one way to solve this kinda nonsense! READY? FIGHT! DUEL against the knights of a fallen land on the beach! UNCOVER the past of the island! PEER into a strange hole... in the fabric of reality!? All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... are ALL scary towers full of phantoms? CONTENT WARNINGS: Descriptions of wartime PTSD, impalement, ageism, descriptions of artery injuries, implied betrayals of trust, Sangku cannot catch a break --- https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BATTLE TO THE END! Team Vs Team Vs Team Vs Team?! The final day on Danger Island... is HERE. At noon sharp, fighters will be able to climb Mount Haminabu, present their Silver Feathers to the Ruby Phoenix herself, and gain entry into the tournament itself in Goka. By now, barely any teams are left standing... so only the STRONGEST remain. Can the Radiant Winds overcome the odds and keep their feathers from the other teams hunger for victory? Or will they end up K.O, like so many more before them?! Hold onto your necklaces, cuz it's time to put it all to the test! READY? FIGHT! HUNT for food for the tricksy spirit guide's favour. TRAVERSE the wilds on the run to the mountain! BRAWL with the unusual combatants atop a scenic view! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it morally wrong to eat animals you can speak to? CONTENT WARNINGS: Implied animal death, Jokes About Pro-Choice Arguments, Themes of Abandonment and Goodbyes, Imposter Syndrome and Anxiety, The Radiant Winds Are So Mean To Some Patreon Characters --- https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN! THE PRE-QUALIFYING CHAMPIONS! It's time! After 3 days of non-stop brawling, exploring and challenges, the Radiant Winds finally find themselves atop Mt. Haminabu, ready to enter the Ruby Palace and begin their journey to Goka. Lady Hao Jin, the Ruby Phoenix awaits them... as do 7 other teams. Who has made it through to the finals? Who has failed to do so? And what adventures await our heroes once they step towards the palace to hand in their Silver Feathers? And who will be their next opponents once the trials of Danger Island ends? READY? FIGHT! ENCOUNTER the legendary sorceress with the power to unravel worlds! GASP at the terrible twists that unfold before you! PREPARE for the next leg of your adventure as you become true champions! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is there such thing as a BNGG, A Big Nice Good Guy? CONTENT WARNINGS: Character death, classism, imposter syndrome, sexual encounters, childish jokes about sexual encounters, bullying --- https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Additional Music by stupidig (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N_gCGVk85A) Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ONE LAST RUSH! Danger Island's Finale! The sun sets on the third day of the Danger Island challenge, and the Radiant Winds finally rest. They will go down in history as some of the greatest fighters to ever exist. Now's a good time to take it easy, and let off some steam... oh, except they need to attend a fancy dinner with the Empress of Goka, impress the Ruby Phoenix in daring challenge matches to entertain the victors and overcome some of the most dangerous foes to walk the lands of Tian Xia! From colossal oni champions to dangerous underworld despots, the final hours of Bonmu will be marked by our heroes bravery... should they stand up to the challenges ahead of them! READY? FIGHT! DINE on the exquisite culinary experience available only to the greatest of the great! WATCH the thrilling combat that unfolds before you in the marvelous extraplanar arena! COMPETE with dangerous foes like no other to prove yourself the greatest! All this and more in the finale of Fists of the Ruby Phoenix Book 1: Despair on Danger Island, where we ask the Hard Questions like... do tailors make little outfits for familiars? CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of self-loathing and imposter syndrome, discussions of poverty and ultrawealth, bullying, Lolo talks about having sex and charming ladies, references to familial abuse and resulting patricide --- https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome To Goka! The Search For Sponsorship BEGINS! To the very west of Tian Xia lies the City of Wonders itself: Goka. A city-state ruled by an empress with architecture blending the cultures of countless other cultures, nowhere else in the world is quite like it. From the sprawling Never-Ending Market to the Empress Yi Opera House and beyond... this metropolis will be the Radiant Wind's home over the next few weeks as they prepare for the Ruby Phoenix Finals to begin! But what old faces will they meet in their home city? What new ones will offer to sponsor them as they fight for the future? And will the teams from all around the world make themselves at home in this strange new city... or is chaos just around the corner? Crack your knuckles and get ready to explore the mean streets of Goka! READY? FIGHT! ARRIVE in the gateway to Tian Xia in the middle of the Wall of Heaven mountains! SPEAK with the rich and powerful about dragons and whatever! GRIMACE at the trouble unfolding before you in an unfortunate, scaly situation! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how do you piss off a race drake? CONTENT WARNINGS: Angst, Expectations and Family Pressure, Discussions of Limb Trauma, Dysfunctional Families, Cultural Insensitivity, Abhorrent Numbers of MILFs and DILFs --- https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Additional Music by stupidig (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N_gCGVk85A) Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TWELVE VS. TWO! Battle In The Aerie! People from all around the world come to Goka for the Ruby Phoenix Tournament. As such, that means cultures can sometimes clash in strange and unusual ways. Sometimes, this is minor things, like the gentlemen from the Mwangi Expanse not knowing how to use chopsticks. Other times... the dragon-slaying vikings from the Land of the Linorm Kings get into arguments with the local race drakes that turn into bloody messes, with our heroes stuck in the middle! Alas, this episode does not involve teaching the fighters of Speakers To The Wind about how to eat Fantasy Asian cuisine. It's about fighting a shittonne of drakes before they fucking eat someone. But still, countless adventures await in the City of Wonders! Explore the markets, visit old friends and discuss old foes in the heart of Tian Xia... after you've kicked draconic butt, of course. READY? FIGHT! INVESTIGATE the mysterious poster in the streets of the city! PERUSE exotic wares in a strange bazaar! TRAVEL to meet a powerful friend beneath the city! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast On The Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what spells can change your clothes in the middle of the street without causing an international incident? CONTENT WARNINGS: Culture shock and clashes, disfunctional families and family drama, ageism, interparty arguments, transformation sequences --- https://www.dicewillroll.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: https://discord.gg/FmB567R Twitter: https://twitter.com/DiceWillRoll Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dicewillroll Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ENTER THE UNDERWORLD! What lies beneath Goka?! What's a sprawling metropolis without an equally sprawling undercity? The Undermarkets of Goka, a maze of tunnels and sewers that have been repurposed to make a literal black market awaits our heroes as they seek out the counsel of an old friend. But sometimes, what lies in the shadows is less scary than what's there out in the open. What secrets are our heroes hiding from each other? What details of their past have we yet to learn? And will they be tempted by the lures and promises of a criminal life? I mean, absolutely not, have you met these guys? But imagine. Anyway, time for Masami to fight their dad. READY? FIGHT! EXPLORE the secret headquarters of the Golden League Crime Syndicate! OBSERVE the many artifacts of the Ruby Phoenix! TELL your tale to the order of chroniclers so it'll live on forever! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it weird to be a kaiju apologist? CONTENT WARNINGS: Dysfunctional families, miscommunication, lying to party members, suicide baiting, vague references to terminal illness, limb trauma angst, heavy bittersweet themes, references to sex, references to drugs, references to cigarettes, father vs child physical combat, sexy criminal MILF --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

MUSIC IN THE WINDS! ADVENTURE IN THE OPERA! The week of searching for sponsors continues, and our heroes have some free time to kill before making their way down to the magnificent opera performance put on by the illustrious Master Razu. But there's no time to relax! All we have are questions, questions and more questions. Why is it that the witch prince won't tell his family the truth? Why does the brawling monk fight? What, exactly, is the kitsune trickster hiding from their closest friends? Perhaps answers will finally reveal themselves. Or perhaps, they'll just end ignoring their problems and going to the opera for a nice dinner with some rich people READY? FIGHT! EXPLORE the City of Wonders in your own, mysterious ways! HEAR the tale of the most powerful dragon in Tian Xia! LEAP into action as the masses panic and flee! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is there a feat for eating a chicken kebab as fast as possible? CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of strained families and overbearing parents, themes of poverty, discussions of bullying and xenophobia, in-party deceit, gross scroll eating noises --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THE TRUTH COMES OUT! What lies hidden in the past?! The week of searching sponsorship is slowly coming to an end, but rather than relief, our heroes can feel the tension ramping up. Unspoken truths, unseen foes and unspeakable mysteries have enveloped the Radiant Winds, and it's coming to a boiling point. How long will they be able to last under this intense pressure? Who knows? Who cares? We've got a LESHY ASS TO KICK. THAT'S RIGHT. SATSUMEIMO THE GENEROUS, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU. WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOUR YAM LOOKING FACE FROOOOWN! YEAAAAH, THAT'S WHAT THIS EPISODE IS ABOUT! REVENGE AGAINST SATSUMEIMO! Come on, what else would it be about? Surely nothing... *bad* is going to happen, right..? READY? FIGHT! MEET with an old friend who bears an illustrious invitation! INTERVENE in the boiling squabble between two foes, with you caught in the crossfire! FACE your fears as your history comes to pull you back under! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how much gold does it cost to buy, like, a shittonne of ribbons? CONTENT WARNINGS: In-party deceit, implied emotional trauma, second-hand embarrassment and cringeworthy encounters, spousal arguments, minor themes of virtue signalling by corporations, hurting Satusmeimo's feelings --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SECRETS OF THE PAST! The Oni's Mask Revealed! After surviving an encounter with lethal, extraplanar assassins, the Radiant Winds stand at the edge of a true mystery. Something is happening behind the scenes of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament, and Masami Takahara knows more than they are letting on. The kitsune magus sits down and tells the party of their past, discuss the intrigue of the present and prepare for the inevitable future: the sponsor's auction is upon them! Can our heroes juggle the tragedy of Masami's past and the pressure of the tournament together as one? Only one way to find out! READY? FIGHT! LEAP across rooftops in a distant memory of Goka, 10 years ago! PROVE your might in front of a crowd with mighty opponents ready to take you down! CHOOSE the wealthy patron who will sponsor you and the magnificent treasures they offer to you! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can you marry a giant terrifying bird if she's really pretty? CONTENT WARNINGS: ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST, implied familial abuse and neglect, child endangerment, heavy themes of trauma, forced feminization as a joke, picking between friends, Lolo is a man of excellent taste --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

They're coming to get you... In the mist-clad lands of Ustalav, where vampires stalk the night and ghosts moan in the dark... three heroes make their way from town to town, only to stop when they discover a ripped note and a plea for help. Something terrible has happened in the town of Fiorna's Faith... and they may be the only ones who can find out the truth of what happened here. Guts, gore and gruesomeness await Angelo, Voltaire and Arseris as they investigate the MARCH OF THE DEAD and overcome the horrors that overcame this small village! As a warning... this episode is very, VERY fleshy! Listeners beware... you're in for a scare! Umbrellas get shared. Barricades get made. Caves get crawled in. All this and more in this VERY spooky episode of Dice Will Roll, the SCARIEST Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it okay to flirt with someone after they find out their family is dead?! CONTENT WARNINGS: Suicide, themes of existientialism and nihilism, intense claustrophobia, animal harm and death, intense body horror and gore, questionably requited flirting and romantic advances, a really cool bird <3 === kevin macleod: alchemist's tower, moonlight hall, zombie hoodoo feslyian studios: fear, horror chase chapter 1, horror chase chapter 2, anxiety michael gelfi: zombies attacking door The Necromancer by The Seventh Midnight (theseventhmidnight.com) Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LET THE TOURNAMENT BEGIN! ROUND ONE: FIGHT! Look how far we've come! From brave adventurers to world-class celebrities, the Radiant Winds now prepare for the first day of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament! With brand new costumes, vast riches and more training than anyone could fit into a lifetime, they're ready for the hardest fights they've ever been through. Seven days, four rounds and fights both traditional and groundbreaking... this promises to be the greatest challenge in the history of Golarion? Are YOU ready? Then get warmed up... Round 1 is upon us, and we're gonna have to fight some of our new friends if we wanna get through! READY? FIGHT! TRAIN with a master of strength to make yourself the greatest version of yourself possible! BRAWL with enemy teams to come out on top of the tournament! WITNESS other teams pitting against one another for the chance to fight against you next! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... do YOU have what it takes?! CONTENT WARNINGS: BIG TITTY ONI TIEFLING GF --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae AW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZ Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BEASTS UNLEASHED! BEGIN THE EXHIBITION MATCHES! The Radiant Winds are off to a great start, securing a victory in the first round! Though we know that they'll be headed to the next round of official matches, the fighting doesn't stop here! Now, our heroes face off against the other teams in the tournament in exhibition matches! These fights are loud! Bold! Unique! They'll give our heroes AND their opponents challenges they may have never faced before while they face off against each other. Will Sangku, Chuji, and Masami really be able to pull this off and win their first exhibition match's prize?! Oh geez! Get into your fighting stance! READY? FIGHT! SPEAK from the heart, and let others know your true feelings! TRANSFORM into a mighty animal to put on a show like no other! WATCH the Ruby Phoenix Tournament unfold as all manners of teams clash together! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... should Derry ever really doubt Ritz's power? CONTENT WARNINGS: Dysfunctional families and on-screen familial arguments and shouting, references to terminal illness, angst over the loss of a limb, nudity and suggestive content, Hiroshi Takahara Is Going To Fuck Your Mom --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae AW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZ Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

INTO THE SKIES! THE GREAT DRAKE RACE OF GOKA! Fly away! The Radiant Winds have a lot on their minds as they prepare to take to the skies of Goka in their most daring challenge yet: the Great Drake Race, which will see the finalists of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament chase each other through the skies in a bid to win fabulous treasures! And yet one of our fighters in particular has a lot on their mind. What does the Radiant Winds' brawling monk fight for? Delve into their past and fight for the future at the same time in a breath-taking extravaganza that'll make you cry, laugh and maybe do a sweet flip. Now hold onto the reigns-- these things go FAST! READY? FIGHT! PARTY in the streets of Goka during the world's biggest festival! SLAY the jiang-shi to protect your honour! SOAR through the skies on a chariot with the whole city watching you! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the swim speed of a very frightened old man? CONTENT WARNINGS: Dysfunctional families and prolonged on-screen familial arguments and shouting, genuine traumadumping, seriously be ready for some intense familial problems that might hit a little close to home, they leave Lolo to fucking die --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae AW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNA Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ho ho ho! Yuletide is upon us, friends, and the wayward Kastner Expedition journeys through the winters of Taldor! Emyndiel the Elven Cleric, Pleatly-Does-It-Neatly the Leshy Alchemist and Earl Seraphim Kastner VI happen upon the snowy town of Moost on their journeys, and take part in the Winter Season celebrations! But as they cook, brew and mingle with locals... Is there something happening in the town? Something the townsfolk aren't telling us? A creature in the woods that sings haunting hymns and devours booze and cheese like there's no tomorrow? Prepare yourself, because we're about to deck the halls! STUFF the geese and cook the pies for this very merry celebration! FLIRT with the pretty noble like you're in a hallmark movie! RAP-BATTLE against the fiendish fey just outside your door! All this in this very special episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... What kind of ritual ferments ale in just a week? Jingle Bells by Kevin MacLeod http://incompetech.com/ ●ZitronSound - Christmas Eve ●Song - https://youtu.be/p_AplVMXw0k●ZitronSound - https://www.bassrebels.co.uk/ZitronSound Christmas Is Here by  MorningLightMusic- https://mlmusic.site/playlists Collapse by Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuu/collapse Silent Night (Dark Piano Version) by Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuu/silent-night-dark-piano-version Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring Ⓒ CC BY 4.0, Kevin MacLeod, ⭳ http://ow.ly/gWZF30h6Zxu Deck The Halls (Christmas Cover) by Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuu/deck-the-halls Gate by  SmokU Beats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGg9q3tUf5I Carol Of The Bells by Postion Music  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU4XulP0cns CONTENT WARNINGS: Persistent ageism, romantic interactions, overbearing mother figures, sick hip-hop beats, desecration of an animals corpse, potential second hand embarrassment, destruction of homes, poverty --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CLASH OF THE RIVALS!! A Streak Broken?! It had to come to this. The Radiant Winds stand across from Steps of the Sun, their battledancing rivals. They've overcome terrible beasts, mighty foes and unyielding challenges before... but to defeat someone you think deserves victory more than you? That's a difficult task indeed! As our heroes prepare to pass the midway point of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament and end Day 3, they'll need to take on this team of aasimar and come out on top, or else they're relegated to the loser's bracket! It's all or nothing: hearts beat fast, swords glint and magic sways the crowd. Will the Radiant Winds succeed? Or will the emmissaries of the sun itself be triumphant? READY? FIGHT! OVERCOME opponents with everything to prove in a nailbiting encounter like no other! PARTY with winners and losers alike as the tournament gets real! PACE through the streets in an attempt to lure out a mysterious secret! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... are dwarves the only ancestry with the alcohol tolerence of a bear? CONTENT WARNINGS: Angst, stalking, heavy alcohol consumption and inebriation, mild references to disfunctional families, some extremely homoerotic shit --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae AW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNA Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

VERTICAL BATTLE! SMASH YOUR BROTHERS, SUPER STYLE! The halfway mark of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament has passed, and things are getting serious! Two champions reign: the Radiant Winds and the Lightkeepers. The six teams who have lost so far now pit against one another in the loser's bracket, scrambling to prove themselves mighty and take another chance to win the tournament. From Vudrani Elemental Monks to Arcadian Spirit Mantises, the competition is tough... but the fighters must be tougher! All the while, the extraordinary exhibition matches continue... and a shadow stalks the Radiant Winds from the rooftops. Who is it that's chasing them... and do they stand a chance against these uncanny foes?! READY? FIGHT! BRAWL with other teams in an incredible terrain like no other! SEEK advice from a wise warrior with a scarred past! CONFRONT the stalkers on the roofs in a dramatic reveal! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's with all these 39s?! CONTENT WARNINGS: Angst, discussions of limb loss as a traumatic event and coping with them, discussions of body trauma, Derry sings for real in this episode and it is not good --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae AW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNA Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HUH? WAIT, WHAT? HUUUUUH? The Radiant Winds have made more than their fair share of enemies over their lifetimes. Musical tieflings, jerkass rivals, murderous assassins... but nobody expected anything to turn out like this, right? Our heroes are faced with an exceptionally lethal challenge as they are ambushed in the night... and at the same time, must juggle the once-in-a-decade tournament they are the prime contenders for! Will the Radiant Winds come out unscathed? Or is their life force on the line in both the streets and stadium? READY? FIGHT! DUEL against unnatural foes with powers they don't understand! STRUGGLE with the forces of nature in the final Exhibition Match! BEHOLD the final Loser's Brackets matches as two teams rise from the ashes for one more attempt at the crown! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the fastest way to grow an audience after you die? CONTENT WARNINGS: Mentions of suicide, hunting as a sport, animal dismemberment, arguments between romantic interests, dad advice for dating --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae AW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNA ONE FINAL ADDITIONAL-IST MUSIC BY @Alexis_Pflaum Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Winter is upon us, and a chilly new adventure awaits! Joined by guest players Jeff, Jessica, Jordan and Chris, Derry will take a party of adventurers from the frigid land of Irrisen through The Longnight Before Krampus, a special holiday adventure available for free now! Every year, the holiday of Longnight bids adieu to the darkest part of year as families gather to watch candles burn out late into the night, and revelers partake in good food and wine. But when a group of travellers from different corners of the land of eternal winter find themselves taking shelter in a small tavern in the middle of a snowstorm, who knows what awaits them! Join Fizzledorp the Goblin Witch toymaker, Vitasya the Undine Sorcerer fortune teller, Dolly the Poppet Bard childcarer and Seymour the Orc Champion of the Hearth as they unravel a mystery involving strange toys, missing treasure and mischievious shadows that stalk the night! Burnt bits get thrown. Windows get broken. Fate gets discussed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Merriest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the currency exchange on paying it forward? CONTENT WARNINGS: Child neglect and exploitation, on-screen animal maulings, survivor guilt, childhood trauma, stupid amounts of crits Get the Longnight Before Krampus For Free (or Pay What You Want!) Music by Seventh Midnight [Christmas Jingle] → Christmas Theme 1 by Alexander Nakarada Music provided by Free Vibes: https://goo.gl/NkGhTg Special Guests: Jess Redekop: https://tectonomancer.carrd.co/ Jeff of the Emergency Power Podcast: https://dice.camp/@epn_jeff Jordan Cuddlefish: https://linktr.ee/jordanfish Chris of Skald's Tale: https://skaldstale.com/ Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TURN BACK THE CLOCK! THE WINDS' TRAGIC TALE! And then there were four! Half of the Ruby Phoenix Competitors have been knocked out, leaving only the semi-finalists. The Radiant Winds almost have their titles as champions within reach, and the future is bright... but the past is dark. The puzzle pieces finally come together to reveal the single most important part of the history of the Radiant Winds, one year ago on a drizzly day in Xa Hoi. Can we grapple with ourselves as we push forward? Who will win? Who will lose? And who will make it to the finals?! READY? FIGHT! SPAR with your rival in preparation for the biggest fights of your life! TWIRL through a world of storybook pictures and weird magic! FIGHT for the future and past alike! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what the fuck is UP with these crits though? CONTENT WARNINGS: Intense Angst, Whump, That Means Seriously The Angst Is Intense, Intense Hurt/Comfort, On-Screen Realistic Depictions of Panic Attacks and Sobbing, Body Trauma, Limb Trauma, Paranoia, Stalking, Temporary Character Death (Lolo), Unsafe Sashimi Running Practices --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae AW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNA Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

RUBY PHOENIX FINALS! RADIANT WINDS VERSUS..?! It all comes down to this. The perils of Danger Island, the mysteries of Goka, the adrenaline of the Tournament... today, the Radiant Winds make history or lose it all. Faced against their greatest rivals, our heroes must put everything on the line. If they win, they'll win mythic artifacts from the vault of the Ruby Phoenix and be the champions of the 30th Phoenix Tournament. If they lose... that honour goes to a cruel and unjust team undeserving of such an honour! Will the Radiant Winds prevail? Or will evil triumph over good? READY? FIGHT!! DINE with myths and learn their secret pasts! BRAWL with the most powerful team of the tournament! FACE the impossible, together as friends! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... did Derry seriously just do THAT? CONTENT WARNINGS: Mass Destruction and Natural Disasters, Sexual Situations and Innuendo, Suicide Baiting Joke, References to Child Abuse, Cool As Fuck Lizards --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae AW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNA Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CHAOS ON THE STREETS! THE FINAL KING RISES!! The moment they've been fighting for has been snatched from them. The city they call home has come under siege. The sky turns orange with smoke. And the Radiant Winds are fucking pissed. Our heroes come face to face with a walking natural disaster, and must save the city! Rushing through the streets of Goka, saving civilians and trying to figure out how to solve the colossal foe that seeks to do them harm. For the first time ever... This is a threat the Radiant Winds can't overcome through force! Will they prevail? Or is it curtains for the Radiant Winds? READY? FIGHT! RESCUE civilians from certain peril! SOLVE long forgotten puzzles with clues you'd discarded! SURVIVE the rampage of the king of the Kaiju! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Will Derry PLEASE stop singing in episodes? Content Warnings: Natural Disasters, Widespread loss of life, Bridge collapses, house fires, execution of prisoners, verified OH SHIT moments --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae AW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNA Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THE TENGU BOSS! CHASE DOWN THE LEADER OF ONI'S MASK! Machinations reveal themselves as the Radiant Winds uncover the villain behind Mogaru's attack on Goka. Now it's a race against the clock to save the city from this wicked mastermind and his plan to see the City of Wonders crumble! Dangerous duels, terrible secrets and more unfold as the stakes become real for the Radiant Winds. Will they survive the assassination of Goka? And even if they do... who won't? READY? FIGHT! FLY through the skies of Goka to catch the wicked criminal boss! DUEL against your past atop the burning palace! UNDERSTAND the awful truth of the plot you've found yourself entangled in! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how can you survive being stepped on by a kaiju? CONTENT WARNINGS: Natural disaster, massive loss of life, references to child neglect, abuse and labor, the sickest mental images you've ever seen --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae AW JEEZ THERE'S EVEN MORE ADDITIONAL MUSIC BY DANYA VODOVOZ WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? ADDITIONAL-ER MUSIC BY RAUSHNA Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Before The Legend! Our Journey Starts Here! Long before the Ruby Phoenix Tournament, before the trials of Danger Island, before their many journeys together... there was a group of adventurers who set out to take the world by storm. A charming witch-prince, a mysterious ninja and a rough-and-tumble monk team up for their first quest together in this prequel to the Fists of the Ruby Phoenix campaign, recorded months before our adventures began! Listen today and relive our heroes earliest tale together! READY? FIGHT! WRESTLE with animals on a faraway island! BEFRIEND strange inhabitants of the forests, the mountains and the sea! PROVE your might against the many challenges that await you! All this and more in this prequel to Campaign 3 of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... How the hell do you name your own party? --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae 🔻 "Cjbeards - Fire and Thunder" is under a Creative Commons license (CC BY 3.0). https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCarv... Music promoted by BreakingCopyright: https://bit.ly/fire-and-thunder-song 🔺 ⭐ Easily copy and paste credit text from our website (perfect for mobile). Learn how to give credits correctly on other platforms: https://breakingcopyright.com/credits... ⛔ Remember that it is forbidden to register this song on any distribution platform. 🔻 "Keys Of Moon - Yugen" is under a Creative Commons (CC BY 3.0) license https://www.youtube.com/c/KeysofMoonM... Music promoted by BreakingCopyright: https://youtu.be/MM2-z8inpY8 🔺 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFOuPwXkpGQ Music by  부구미 BuGuMi Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WARNING! This Episode contains major spoilers for Fists of the Ruby Phoenix as a whole, in particular Book 1: Despair on Danger Island! From the far-off and mystical land of "Washing-ton" comes a powerful mage with powers untold. With one hand, he can create infinite lore that defines the world of Golarion. With the other, he tells tales that are incredible, breath-taking and fascinating to behold. It is of course, none other than the mighty Archauthor Luis Loza I, and he's somehow on our show today! In this very special interview, Luis talks to us about what went into writing Fists of the Ruby Phoenix, from the genesis of Danger Island to cut content that didn't make it to the final book and beyond. Dare ye peer into the mind of a storyteller with powers so great he can add unspeakable horrors to them, like sick movie references?! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SAVE THE PHOENIX! JOURNEY SOUTH-EAST! After the single worst day in the history of Goka, the city stumbles to its feet. Our heroes have saved everyone... but a terrible tragedy has still occurred. Gathered by the Empress and given a new, final quest, the Radiant Winds and the finalists of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament need to team up and race to the rescue. As they take on treasures granted only to the greatest of adventurers and say goodbye to old friends and hello to new ones, a legendary expedition is about to unfold. What awaits our heroes in the Wall of Heaven? Will they meet their destiny? Or will destiny consume them? Gather your strength... the last level is upon us! READY? FIGHT! STAND despite everything and stride to the future! GREET old faces near forgotten as you prepare your journey forth! FLY along the radiant winds that guide you and grab fate to claim it as your own! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how thirsty can one NPC make the entire party? CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of natural disaster, allusions to childhood trauma, big fat man titties --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

INTO THE WALL OF HEAVEN! MYSTERIES AWAIT US..? Hot on the trail of the Ruby Phoenix, the Radiant Winds fly through the sky aboard the Solar Jian II. But when their journey comes to an unexpected halt, they must find a new way to uncover what's next, even if that means looking in the most unusual of places. Twelve statues sit around a dais, and upon them are clues from the past... will the Radiant Winds rise to the challenge? Or is this place too startling for one of them to continue? READY? FIGHT! CRUISE through the clouds on the world's most advanced airship! PUSH past your fears in order to save your friends! STUDY the ancient scripts, and what they may mean for the future! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is lava a safe way to power my hot bath? CONTENT WARNINGS: Allusions to drowning, in-party deception, Dragon Ball --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

DEEP IN THE MOUNTAINS! The Mysterious Monastery! The ultimate ritual awaits the Radiant Winds in their quest to save the Ruby Phoenix! But to complete it, they need some esoteric components... and their starting point is a humble monastery of monks in the mountains! What strange secrets to these meditating masters hide? What are the purposes of the peculiar tasks they are given in service of them? Is time real here? Is this a time-loop situation? So many questions lay on the shoulders of our heroes... and there's only one way to find the truth! READY? FIGHT! MEDITATE among the monks and find the secrets to their secret dance! CHASE the tasks set ahead of you in order to earn their patronage! FLEE alongside former rivals in a race against a truly mighty foe! All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... can you be disqualified from enlightenment for finding creative solutions to puzzles? CONTENT WARNINGS: Allusions to claustrophobia and being crushed, discussions of reincarnation and time loops, autism-coded frustration and anger, malefails --- Sound by Syrinscape: Because Your Games Deserve Epic Sound Music by YouFulca Additional Music by McRo Music Even More Additional Music by Emdasche Even More-er Additional Music by Mojimba Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae Art by RanaOhara Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices