Cinema Shitshow (Cinema Shitshow)

Lets all kill the ozone layer with Auqua Net, form a band called "Psychic Bacon" and dance around in "fancy" clothes!

We're beginning to wrap up the shorts with another bizarre entry!

Ben watched the wrong short, so The Fuzz breaks it down for us while he catches up and Nix reads way too much into it.

Check the short out on Kanopy or here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYLtyUGa8I

The nerds change things up and tackle a classic track from the late 80's. Were you moving and grooving to this tune? (Also some talk about pooping your pants, cuz why not?)

Three people that don't have the best relationship with spiders watch a film featuring thousands of real spiders. Spiders are mentioned often. Just...Tons of use of the word "spiders". If you have a thing about spiders, you may not want to listen to this spider-centric episode about a movie based around spiders.

Also, Nix does a terrible Sean Connery impression.

Spiders.

Check out Felicia at https://www.seeingfacesinmovies.com

We hope you're not too full, cuz this is probably the longest episode we've ever put out. Happy holiday.

The conclusion of April Anthologies wraps up with Jean of the Vargas tribe!

Which one of these things relates to the actual film and not random bullshit?

Spelunking

Being related to murderers

Conjoined twins

Technical difficulties

An alien turd with a porthole window takes over a radio station to steal sexy ladies using hallucinatory music videos.

The nerds go this one alone. Do they remember how to podcast?

It's gravy time as the nerds appear to lose their minds while discussing this Italian trashterpiece. What does the letter A, a smiley emoji and a pine tree have to do with zombies? Nobody knows!!!!

Catch it on Tubi.

If you didn't know, the Shitshow refers to the hosts, not the film covered. Proof: We're covering the master. And one of his good ones! Let's all cure our hepatitis by joining the Nerds and The Fuzz to celebrate a bizarre combination of giallo and witchery.

Find The Fuzz at: www.artisticfuzz.com

New drinking game! Take one everytime Ben says "You know" and then speak to us from beyond the grave. Also some musical theatre discussion. All in all, it's a big love fest and an 80's classic.

What could defeat a farting mud monster? What defines a vagina? Is it moistness? These conundrums and more will be addressed in this nonsensical episode.

Nobody crazy is a nobody.

Ryan Kruger, director of Fried Barry and the recent Street Trash sequel joins the nerds, for some reason, and shares his love of film.

It's a bunch of what-not and stories about ticks living in your mouth...this episode has it all!

Oh, and we also talk about the movie.

It's available on Tubi!

You can find her at www.artisticfuzz.com

Here's a thing we did.

Its about a horror movie.

(Some of the people mentioned on the poster do not exist in the film.)

Put on your party hats and put your Razr phones on silent cuz the nerds are spreading and presenting. Nick of Bad Movies We Love returns to help decide: take the money or have a 3-way or just marry the Grand PoohBah.

There's a lot of crazy if you stick with us and the movie.

Check out Aide's book, here:

https://a.co/d/22Qh8PB

Special guest, The Fuzz, joins the nerds to discuss wigs, chinder-wear and cup-less bras. (Also, why do we pee?)

How do Joe Samurai, Partner and Police Boss Chief Captain stack up in the Fuck/Marry/Kill game? Tune in to find out!

Find her work here: https://artisticfuzz.com

April Anthologies continues! The nerds are joined by Kazmo to discuss a music filled flick full of horror icons!

Includes a detailed breakdown of how all the monsters inbreed with each other!

The nerds watch an important film (featuring Chow Yun Fat) that warns us to avoid sex or we may have a relapse and our veins will explode! And something about a Worm Tribe? Nobody knows for sure!

Currently available on Tubi!

Still missing Shinobi, we wrap up our talk with Scott Drebit, author of A Cut Below, to discuss the Canadian classic Curtains. (That's a lot of "C" words!)

This is part 2 of 2.

Find A Cut Below here: https://www.amazon.com/Cut-Below-Celebration-Horror-1950s-1980s/dp/1476691959

Newman returns to right the wrongs of his previous guest spot. And he didn't take notes, the fucker. It's Wolfcop, baby!

Check his pod Movies 4 Dayz, it's quite a ride.

Originally recorded in JANUARY...Nix forgot this was never published and neither of the co-hosts noticed, either. So, here's the "lost" Shitshow. We learn that Ben is a Natural Born Puker! Nix likes to brag about having pointless knowledge. Also, the amount of "Hotshots" that are used in the film.

You can find The Fuzz at www.artisticfuzz.com

Need to wash the taste of the Johnson's out of your mouth? Join us for a cute little short called Rebooted.

You can check it out here: http://www.michaelshanks.com.au/rebooted

It’s a gosh darn crazy-fest as these two fellas are joined by Nick of Bad Movies We Love and The Fuzz of ArtisticFuzz.com. They manage to turn a discussion about a very chaste film into a journey into chaos. 

It's taken nearly a year, but The Nerds and The Boys from In Film We Trust finally got together. Get your Ass Wardens in gear and be sure to fill your eyeball with mints. It's a wild one.

Nothing fancy, just giving the people (two people) what they want!

Author Bryan Clark drops by to discuss the final Godzilla film of the Showa era with the nerds and Shinobi assumes all the words coming out of their mouths is gibberish.

You can find Bryan's work here: https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B000AP9BC8

It's a dick ripping good time when Jon returns to the nerds to discuss the greatest "Bigfoot as a slasher" flick ever made!

Jon has, at least, 3 new books out that all approach discussing film in different ways. Check him out!

https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B00HXHO0FY

Nix forgot to upload this one last month, so here we are.

What is a Lepus? The promotional team didn't want you to know! What is Janet Leigh doing here? Pretty much nothing!

You don't really need to listen to this.

The exciting conclusion! An ep featuring a big, bloated, bloody belly. The pond from Andy Griffith. Somewhat moist meat sacks. The death of Carlton. And a ridiculous amount of brooms!

Manicotti Mayhem marches on! Nix tries to keep a very sleepy Shinobi awake as they discuss the first in Fulci's Gates of Hell "Trilogy"!

Movie Miss of Let's Talk Turkeys podcast rejoins the Nerds. There's so much crazy stuff going on in here that it's difficult to sum it up.

We think there was some concern over "stunt boobs", but it was sorted out.

Join us, won't you?

Need a breath of fresh air? That's outside. We have our previous mystery guest discussing making an independent film and much more. Better than sunshine? Join us and find out, won't you? (Also features the full length version of Dj Dirty Diaper's "Hoedown", for no reason.)

Jim's Ginormous list of accomplishments:

The Creature from Lake Michigan Feature Film (producer/writer/editor/visual FX/post production) www.thecreaturefromlakemichigan.com

The HelmGraphic Novel (writer) www.thehelmcomic.com Out of Print

Fish WielderNovel (writer) www.fishwielder.com   available at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07PNJTSGS 

Demon FreaksNovel (writer) www.demonfreaks.com  available at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08KH3QXYJ

SticklessNovella (writer) available at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08L3XCGBG

The Happiness Jewel Children’s Chapter Book (writer) www.magicpowergirl.com  available at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08KH3QXYJ

Mick’s Bad RevengeChildren’s Chapter Book (writer)  www.magicpowergirl.com  available at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0915BFMPF

Kingdom of the SmidgensChildren’s Chapter Book (writer) www.magicpowergirl.com  available at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D97R3M6G

MirrorMazeAnthology (writer) available at:  https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08KBH5CJ7

SomniscopeAnthology (writer) available at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CW1LM5HC

PointersParody Instructional Manual (writer, as Dr. Felix Ingersol Biblescholar) https://www.drbiblescholar.com  available at:  https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08PJGB3BS

Popeye’s Voyage:The Quest for Pappy TV Special (co-writer with Paul Rieser) available at: https://www.amazon.com/Popeyes-Voyage-Quest-Kathy-Bates/dp/B0002HODWC

Gary and MikeAnimated TV Series (episode director “Road Rage”) streaming at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbqi2l2L_YI

SeeMore’s PlayhousePBS Children’s Series (episode writer/show bible) streaming at: https://safety4kids.com/

M.O.T.H.: Metal Of The HelmAlbum (writer/performer—as MasterBeast and as Picklefork) streaming at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N5FQFV7 or on Spotify at: https://open.spotify.com/album/7DCBEeTLhJBkcfWEwGbHIq

Nasha and the Nerds trek through the swamps of Florida for some of that sweet sugar that only the notorious Mr. B.I.G. can provide. Joan Collins earns a pre-Dynasty paycheck and giant egos and giant ants collide!

You can find it on Tubi!

!!WARNINGS!! All of them! Trigger. Content. NSFW. NSFAnyone. The first part of the show covers the fascinating behind the scenes and the true story that inspired it. After that, it's the movie, so if you bail after that, there is no shame. You have been warned. Seriously, this is a dirty, gross, hardcore sex film from the 70's. Brought to you by Bryan of all this stuff.

https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B000AP9BC8

https://adversaion.bandcamp.com/album/dejection-of-the-malign-tabernacle

Ok, it’s not really an Xmas flick. But…fireplaces and…snow and stuff? Anyway, The Albatross returns and it’s an incredibly wild time. And I think it's our first animated film!

Nix is very confused (may have something to do with the weed) and aggravated (as usual). Thankfully, Obi-Ben Shinobi and Don Guest are there to help get us through it all.

It's not Nix's fault that Obi-Ben Shinobi loves to make everyone around him miserable with his movie choices.

Link to the short is below. But....I mean....Do ya really wanna....????

https://youtu.be/nQobOSv2kzM?si=87BmWN2di1JDABdb

Contact us, you insaniacs: cinemashitshow@gmail.com

What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!??

Nobody knows, as this was recorded nearly a year ago and just sitting in Nix' hard drive. We all get to find out, together, as these two idiots continue talking about life, the universe and everything.

Yet another unsuspecting soul decides to join the insanity.

It almost sounds like these two know what they're doing and then Nix fucks it up by summarizing the film.

Author Jon Towlson joins us to discuss his new book and the bizarre, yet haunting bastard child of low budget film making and high art anime, In The Aftermath. Available on Tubi. Imagine that.

You can find him on Twitter at @systemshocks and his Amazon page is here: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Jon%20Towlson/author/B00HXHO0FY

(There were some audio issues for the first few minutes, but it gets solved.)

It's a shitload of fun as The Fuzz joins the Nerds to try and make sense of the head trip that is John Dies at the End. Featuring the great Paul Giavatti...er, Giamatti.

Check Fuzz out at ArtisticFuzz.com !

Ben is MIA, so Nix gets some time alone with Jon, who is an established author and should have known better.

You can find Jon's work here: https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B00HXHO0FY

It's a meeting 3 years in the making, but Donald of You, Me and a Movie finally showed up to talk film with us. Along with the usual random craziness.

Jamila is back with The Nerds and this time it's their pick! Ted Raimi, Deborah Foreman and Bruce Campbell star!

(Updated audio on 9/6/2024) We're splitting this one into two parts. Let us know if you prefer that.

Ben masticates and...some other stuff happens. Don't Panic! Second part to be released in the next couple of days!

Take a drink every time Nix says "Speed Cycle"! (Do not do this, it will lead to death.) The Podfather rejoins the nerds to right the wrongs of the past. Shenanigans ensue.

Find BMWL and more here: Bad Movies We Love | The Sheist

We can't find a way to describe this episode.

Buckle up.

No, not *that* Prey. But you should still join us.

The movie nerds put on suits and ties and try to be professional as they welcome their first unsuspecting interviewee that actually creates things instead of just talking about them.

And then Nix fucks it all up by trying to summarize the film, at the end.

You can watch the awesome short here: https://vimeo.com/373280956

And you can find more of that Luis goodness in this plethora of links:

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theponderallpodcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@PonderAllProductionsInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/theponderallpodcast/Podcasts: TV TIME MACHINE PODCAST: https://open.spotify.com/show/2CSUg0j0sNvdp2cinwFh0xThe Ponder All Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/2qUebib4vEjgneYiJGhozn

Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee have the movie stolen from them when "Teddy" Savalas shows up.

Let's all get sucked off by a mysterious light and give birth to an adult man! The Nerds are re-joined by Seth of Movie Friends to try and discuss a movie that almost doesn't make any sense.

You can find it on YT.

Snuggle into your dirty pillows cuz we're moving to Hell, where New Michelle thinks it would be a great place to live.

There's also some stuff about 80's cartoons.

Movie is available on Tubi!

Nix and Ben join the most lovable family of freaks for Basket Case 2.

And you can, as well, on Tubi!

The nerds and old friend the albatross discuss the movie that kicked off the whole sword and sorcery craze of the 80's.

Want to know what "pootling" is? So do they!

It's a Multiverse of Misunderstandings! @MoviesDayz , @gobblepodcast and @BadMoviesWeLuv show up, until you're left with the regular two morons and some guy with a great voice and a fancy name. Come in Gwildor's secret hole to join us!

The nerds discuss The Substance, Evil Dead Trap, House and how to enter to win a 4K/Blu 3 disc set of Stuart Gordon's From Beyond!

Questions? Email cinemashitshow@gmail.com

We're back! The Fuzz brings us the last great Argento film. We discuss Murder Metal, everyone pretends to know what Nix is talking about and he teaches everyone how to say Betty in Italian. Say it with pleasure.

Hey, Insaniacs! Let's get to paintin' over here! Nix and Shithead Shinobi discuss the finer points of buffalos, battery packs and noisy neighbors.

The Nerds discuss the film you could be entering to win with a mystery guest.

Nix drools over Barbara Crampton, the gang discusses "head hardons" and there are some terrible impersonations.

Join us, won't you?

What do you get when you combine a crippling meth addiction and millions of inherited dollars? The Evil Within! Vanya and Ben join forces while Nix parkours out of the ice cream shop!

Find Vanya here: www.vanyagarraway.com

The nerds welcome back Nick of Bad Movies We Love to discuss an early horror spoof that teaches us that Satan is an alien.

Guess what? It's on Tubi!

Find Bad Movies We Love at all your favorite podcast places.

Shinobi is missing so Nix drags the Albatross into the mix in order to discuss an amazing new book all about the types of movies we love. Fellow B-Movie connoisseur Scott Drebit jumps into the Shitshow to discuss A Cut Below.

This is part 1 of 2.

Find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Cut-Below-Celebration-Horror-1950s-1980s/dp/1476691959

There's no movie.

It's just these two idiots talking about life, in general.

There is crying and all that.

But it tries to be uplifting.

It a maggot infested zany fest with Movie Miss of Let's Talk Turkeys. It's not a good sign when Nix has to try and reel everyone back to reality a couple times, or is it?

Plus, the last clue for the Giveaway!

It's a Shitshow first! A movie not available on Tubi, but still free and open to the public, like Ben's mom! Bryan of @aotkp brought this craziness to the nerds and everyone's life was changed.

(remove the space)

https:(space)//archive.org/details/curse-of-evil-1982-tvrip

The Nerds and Newman of Movies 4 Dayz try to avoid talking about the actual film. It's uncomfortable. And Newman deserved better.

Nix is sorry.

Happy New Year.

This is the film that was supposed to be our first episode. We finally did it.

The Miss joins The Nerds to discuss the Don Coscarelli fantasy flick The Beastmaster.

Some crazy person also destroys property to crash the party.

Meat. Puppets. Random stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS_Xq7gSCBM

Nix is upset that he didn't name his band Tony the Pimp and His Two Whores. There's some stuff about demons, as well.

It's a gathering of the Connie's as the nerds are joined by Seth of the Movie Friends podcast to discuss some 80's Canadian insanity.

You can follow him at numerous places that are all handily gathered here: https://linktr.ee/moviefriendspodcast