Chewin' It with Kevin ad Steve (Kevin Heffernan and Steve Lemme)

Kevin & Steve relive those early days when Broken Lizard was just starting out in NYC. They cover their improv fears, Lemme the drop out, The Duplex, gyros & slices, the first sketches, our first review, the value of a drinking audience, Rat from Fast Times, BL in speedos, The Beast, Young Riders vs. Young Guns, crank calling Mike Myers AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

One of the masterminds behind the Comedy Central show "Workaholics." Creator, star, writer and producer Adam DeVine joins Kevin & Steve. They talk about how Adam got his start, the origin of Workaholics, how they make the show and much more. Chew it!

Back by popular demand, Kevin & Steve run down 10 more things they hate. They cover Halloween, ending a text exchange, emojis, armpit cuts, sensitive teeth, "wi-fly," Easter egg hunts, "Mr. Pezident," the cold shoulder, having a drink at the Yappy Dog, neighbors, losing your Benjamin's AND MORE!  ENJOY THE CHEW!  

After a big hiatus to shoot their new tv show "Tacoma FD" for truTV, Kevin & Steve are finally BACK! They talk about the shoot, their Dec 4th stand up special: "The Potential Farewell Tour," gifts from the Chew Crew, TV love scenes, Lemme's Directorial Debut, big dicks on set, fleshlights, the wild fires, how real firefighters are cool, Thanksgiving, mustaches AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!  

It's that time again! Whose foot will be pissed on? Kevin & Steve run down their Oscar picks and also cover good treadmill movies vs. bad treadmill movies, fish fucking, Fat Bastard, why the Chew Crew demands the urine, Coco, the tie breaker, Finkelstein's Oscar AND MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

The holidays are upon us. Kevin & Steve field your questions about putting up the Christmas Tree, Advent Calendar fights, Bing Crosby, Winter Beer Olympics, presents on Christmas Eve or Day?, Holiday puke disease, Taz!, the Broken Lizard Grinch, turkey beef or ham & MUCH MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Stand Up and Podcast Legend Todd Glass joins us to talk about his love of podcasting, what makes his ideal live comedy room, stand up specials and what he thinks about auditioning. Chew it!!

Ready for some braggadocio? In response to last week's episode, Kevin & Steve run down the Things They are Great At!  They cover harmonizing Christmas tunes, Robotron, beating kids in board games, anal punctuation, Lemme as Robin Hood, sleeping standing up, cockroach hunters, clammy hands & stinky breath, making love and MORE.  Enjoy the Chew!

The beautiful & talented star of CLUB DREAD joins us for a chew! We talk a lot of Dread, discuss doing nudity, dissect "The Kiss" w/ Heffernan and talk about much more (Her current show The Game, Sweet Valley High and her "dick" in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"!)  Enjoy!

Happy 2016 Chew Crew!  Kevin & Steve share some New Year Resolutions as they cover Losing Weight, Wooden Headphones, Tom Cruise's Torso, Fat Clothes, Pitbull vs. Seacrest, Super Troopers 2, Sexceptions, Human Cummerbunds, Jiggling Tits, Safe Words, Steve Lemme Guitar Hero AND MORE.  Enjoy the Chew!

Kevin & Steve chew it with their pal, Academy Award Winner Nat Faxon as they discuss films they've done together, Nat's TV series Ben & Kate and what it's like to win an Oscar!

Bert Kreischer is a hilarious stand up comedian, host of Trip Flip on Travel Channel and author of Life of the Party: Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child. They talk about Bert getting stomped by a bull, going to a dominatrix, being a human sling shot and the secrets their Fit Bits contain! Enjoy the chew!

Super Troopers 2 is NOW IN THEATERS. Kevin & Steve run down their last week of promotion and opening weekend experience. They cover Chicago, Lemme's Blackhawks jersey, the NYC Premiere, Brian Cox watching the movie!, Lynda Carter & her family of tall people, Lemme wears a suit on TV, beating the projections, mocking the reviews, on pins and needles as the numbers come in, Lemme's Dad finally believes AND MORE!  ENJOY THE CHEW!

John Brenkus (ESPN Sport Science, The Brink of Midnight Podcast) joins Kevin & Steve. They cover the secrets of Sport Science, getting creamed by Brandon Jacobs, the life changing moment in every Brink of Midnight Podcast, Marshawn Lynch, the NYC Indy Film scene, who is the triathlete: Brenkus or Heffernan?, bringing America together, self induced injuries, Brenk vs. Brink AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

A late night hotel recording in British Columbia. Over some beers Kevin & Steve share stories about fans. When they've been fans of others and when they've had funny run ins with fans of their own.  Hear about Steve drinking from the Stanley Cup! Kevin meets Michael Strahan, the fan who spilled a bong on Steve, the fan who cornered Kevin in the bathroom stall, and the morning 5 NFL linemen woke up in Lemme's living room. Chew it!

Greetings from Denver. As Kevin & Steve enjoy the Mile High City, they cover some things that have recently rubbed them the wrong way. They hit "going clean," Denver weed, the Mo-ville D, getting "turnt up," Old Salty Head Heffernan & Crud Mouth Lemme, sun block, grey elbows, off-ten, organic toothpaste, empty nuts, personal space, small talk, letting the Lion roar AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kyle Kinane (Love, Those Who Can't, & countless Stand Up appearances) joins Kevin & Steve. They talk about chewing, Crocodile Dundee, Sex scenes in the Netflix show "Love," This Is Not Happening, The Boogie Monster Podcast, skinwalkers, scaring the shit out of yourself, sketch vs. stand up, Chicago, shooting stand up specials, being the voice of Comedy Central, communal bathrooms, foreign comedy, Frank Langella, Those Who Can't AND MORE!  ENJOY THE CHEW!

Having finished doing some great live shows, Kevin & Steve reflect on the opposite: Their Worst Live Shows Ever. They cover bombing, tech problems, Broken Lizard at Hobart College, Rico Suave, Boogie woogie, Chinese Charlie Brown, being Kevin Hart's bitch, bar shows, Loretta Lynn, fake blizzards, force majeure, the O.J. verdict and MORE!  ENJOY THE CHEW!

Nick Swardson joins us to chat about getting his start in stand up, Grandma's Boy & more movies! Pretend Time, Reno 911 & more TV!  AND as a bonus, listen to Nick perform dramatic readings of his own Twitter feed.  Chew it!

Gillian Vigman (The Hangover, MadTV, Chopped, The Slammin' Salmon!)  Kevin & Steve share stories with their old friend, Gillian re: starting out at Colgate, being the screen wife of two huge stars: Bradley Cooper & Jack in the Box,  MadTV, behind the scenes of Celebrity Chopped and teaming with Lemme to do the most offensive sketch EVER.  Enjoy the Chew!!

Kevin & Steve share some insight into their souls as they each reveal 10 things they absolutely love. Foods, Films, Beer, Fetishes and some surprises as they count down their lists. Enjoy the Chew!

Kevin & Steve recap their Holiday time apart and cover Dondi, Cracker Barrel, the Vermont road trip, "How ya doin'?"... "Sweaty," bling sunglasses, "When I'm naked do I look like a dick?," streaming The Crown, Pipin', tarmac snaps, the Costco parking lot, yellow snow, Rogue One and MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kevin & Steve are on the road in Phoenix, so they catch the Chew Crew up on the happenings of the last few weeks including... a Super Troopers 2 update, the Eagles of Death Metal, saaawlty french fries, hanging in Phoenix, Anderson Cooper, rock stars vs. comedians, Lemme's induction into his high school's hall of fame, Kevin's holiday weekend beer drinking, Lemme shoots This Is Not Happening for Comedy Central, Carrot Top's real name and MORE!  ENJOY THE CHEW!  

Kevin & Steve answer your questions about their pilot, Super Troopers 2, Lime Tostitos, Dieting, Their "first times," The Superbowl, Kill Marry Fuck, Swayze, Korean Deli Dogpiles and much MORE. Thanks for the awesome questions Chew Crew!  Enjoy the Chew!

Akiva Schaffer (Lonely Island, Creator/Director of the SNL Digital Shorts, Director of Hot Rod & The Watch)  Kevin, Steve & Akiva go deep behind the scenes into the Digital Shorts, Akiva's time on SNL, the making of Hot Rod & The Watch and... well ...  generally they all just jerk each other off. Comedy Gold! You're gonna love this chew! Enjoy!

Will Sasso is in Super Troopers 2! He joins Kevin & Steve to talk about his role, being Canadian and to pop off one of his 10 Minute Podcasts! Also hear about Canadian accents, Dice Clay in Argentina, the Late Night 7-11 run, Schwarzenegger orders room service, naming the Provinces, Brian Cox in Braveheart, and a real live hotel noise complaint. All that and MORE!  Enjoy the Chew!

As soccer passion consumes the world, Steve (a soccer aficionado) and Kevin (a soccer ignoramus) weigh in. The guys discuss Lemme's beloved Team Argentina, growing up in a soccer household, soccer vs. other U.S. sports & the infamous Dulce du Leche story.  Enjoy the CHEW!  (Can you find Lemme in the picture?!)

Happy 100th!  In celebration Steve pays up on a debt as Kevin unloads on his foot.  See the video on Nerdist.com. Kevin & Steve also reminisce about the first 100 eps and share stories about other bets won and lost. Enjoy the Chew!!!!

Nick Swardson (Typical Rick, Grandma's Boy, Bucky Larson) returns for a visit. Kevin & Steve chat with him about the new season of his Comedy Central series Typical Rick, some Minnesota sports talk, Sesh & Tesh, Simon Rex, Comedy Central, Nick's Mom, favorite Swedish phrases, Stand Up Specials, shows w/ the Sandler team, Josh Du-Hamel, and of course we read plenty of NICK'S TWEETS. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Welcome to Talkoma FD a weekly behind the scenes show for season 4 of Tacoma FD with your hosts Kevin Heffernan & Steve Lemme. This is the season premier. New episodes every Monday & Thursday on YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts. #tacomafd #kevinheffernan #stevelemme #talkomafd ============================================ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BLUE CHEW Promo Code: TALKOMA FREE SAMPLE ($5 Shipping) http://bluechew.com BABBEL 55% Off Your Order http://babbel.com/talkoma

Our friend Bill Paxton passed away, so we dedicate this week's episode to his memory. We share plenty of Paxton stories and laughs as we cover Coconut Pete, pancakes, Chet, "Beef: It's whats for dinner," crushing a guitar, sailing lessons with Bill, paraffins!, fartcatchers, his visit to Chewin' It, A Simple Plan, One False Move and MUCH MORE! We're gonna miss him. ENJOY THE CHEW!

The blizzards are coming. Things are getting cold and snowy. So Kevin & Steve share Winter Stories including such gems as stew!, snow days, 86th Street snowball fights, Grizzly Adams, purple ear muffs, Kid Freeze, bread bags over your socks, passing out in snow banks, white parkas, The Snickers Kid, bruised coccyx bones and MORE. Enjoy the Chew!!!

Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend, The Adam Carolla Show) joins Kevin & Steve as they chat about her uber successful podcast Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend, her rock n' roll past, success at an early age, living in NYC, WNBC, Red Eye, her Carolla audition, making babies and of course CUSTARD!  Enjoy the Chew!

Kevin & Steve come to you from Minneapolis on Mother’s Day! There’s plenty of Mom reminiscing as they cover cream cheese & jelly sandwiches, tuna casserole, getting fat on the road, Mother’s Day vs. Father’s Day, defending the honor of Kevin’s Mom in Boston, the purple ear muffs, the creativity of the phrase “colossal boobs,” pissing in the litter box, smoking weed with Mom AND MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

The Holidays are coming to an end.  So Kevin & Steve recap the season with talk of "Happy Holidays," getting angry in Frontierland, Bed & Breakfasts, God's punishment, DeNiro, Clarence Clemons, an Irish Christmas, Potatoes!, Tree Haggling, Candy Cane Lane, Favorite Christmas Movies, Best Christmas Presents AND, on top of all that, Kevin & Steve SING their favorite CHRISTMAS SONGS!    Enjoy the Chew...

The Crowdfunding Campaign is done!  Kevin & Steve talk about the next steps for getting the movie made & how you can still get cool shit thru the ST2 Campaign store. They also recount their trips to Cannabis Cup and the ensuing haze of confusion, Dodger Stadium and their thoughts on Orel Hershiser, the ST2 Telethon and their line up of guests and of course... there's the Squirrel. Enjoy the Chew!!!!

Back by popular demand! Kevin & Steve revisit the things they hate combined with a road trip car cast. They cover the beef jerky whisperer, electrical outlets in hotels, airplane seatbelts, guys who are good swing dancers, zoot suits, leg cramps, deodorant on your t shirt, forgetting why you walked in a room, guys who don't like farts, the Chandrasekhar- Lemme India-Argentina fight AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Candace Smith (Beerfest, Slammin Salmon, Millionaire Matchmaker, Survivor)  joins Kevin & Steve and sparks FLY! They talk about  drinking & boobs in Beerfest, how a lawyer becomes a Beauty Queen, Michael Clarke Duncan, plenty o' Survivor gossip, plenty o' Bravo TV star twitter wars, Price is Right behind the scenes and a lot more!  Enjoy the Chew....

Greetings from Charlotte! Kevin & Steve spend some time on the road running down the Summer Movies of 2017 - what they've seen (SPOILER ALERTS!) and what they want to see. They also cover Silence of the Pigs, Kevin's first pitch bounce, HAGS!, SYNY!, shy Chew Crew members, deepidermis sweat, Lemme's Grease leather jacket, Jaws, Mater!, Sam Elliott, why Groot makes Lemme cry, movie food, Apes Spiders & Pirates, milkshakes AND MORE! HAGS, CHEW CREW!

Time to pay up!  Lemme lost the Oscar bet, so Kevin pisses on his foot. Hear Steve's agony and other related stories about Buffalo, the Beerfest Vat, the last time we wet our pants, "piss" or "pee" or "tee tee," poison ivy, the limits of kitty litter, pissing next to Jack Nicholson, bacon & egg pizza AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Michael Roos is the Pro Bowl Left Tackle for the Tennessee Titans. A 9 year NFL veteran, he is the anchor and leader of the Titans' Offensive Line. He also happens to be a good friend of Kevin & Steve.  Listen to Roos talk about how he to got the pros and the life of an NFL player while Kevin & Steve try to provoke a 6'7", 320 lb man into crushing them.  Enjoy the Chew!!!

Jimmy Tatro (American Vandal, Super Troopers 2) joins Kevin & Steve. They talk about the hysterical Netflix series American Vandal: how he got the gig, behind the scenes stories, etc. They also cover how to pronounce his name, Life According to Jimmy, auditions, voice over work, his Super Troopers 2 shoot, upcoming projects AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Welcome to Talkoma FD a weekly behind the scenes show for season 4 of Tacoma FD with your hosts Kevin Heffernan & Steve Lemme. This is the season premier. New episodes every Monday & Thursday on YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts. #tacomafd #kevinheffernan #stevelemme #talkomafd #season4 ============================================ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BLUE CHEW Promo Code: TALKOMA FREE SAMPLE ($5 Shipping) http://bluechew.com BABBEL 55% Off Your Order http://babbel.com/talkoma

This week Kevin & Steve answer the mail! Your questions answered!  In doing so they talk Super Troopers 2, favorite beers, Rocky, memorable road trips and ZJs!!! Enjoy the chew!!

Kevin & Steve re-live their most recent Thanksgiving together and cover a Super Troopers 2 update, pecan pie, swimming on Tgiving, D.A.F., Black Friday, Jason Mamoa at the Cobbler, Daddy's Home 2, gray elbows, Professor Mussentouch, Lemme's "cake" and MUCH MORE!  ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kevin Pereira (G4 Attack of the Show, Pointless Podcast)  joins Kevin & Steve!  They chew it about Hosting Attack of The Show, Making James Cameron bleed, Podcasting, Gaming, Guitar Hero vs. Rock Band, The latest in virtual reality tech & Replacing Kevin with Kevin. Enjoy the chew!

Kevin and Steve have not exclusively been comics over the years. They've occasionally dipped their toes in the Drama pool. This week they chat about plays they've done, their musical theater skills, drama auditions, and Lemme's stint as a professional break dancer!  Chew it!

Kevin & Steve are back from vacation and share some travel stories. They cover mint ice cream, trout, the Emo Estevez flyby, cabin shits & baby farts, Fenway Park, prime time Hooters, dancing in Miami, getting out of speeding tix, poll results AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Clifton Collins Jr. (Capote, Traffic, Pacific Rim, Star Trek) joins Kevin & Steve.  They talk about his new book Prison Ramen,  auditions, acting the part of a killer in Capote, the upcoming Westworld, Terrence Malick, his grandfather Pedro Gonzalez Gonzalez, directing music vids, Freeloaders and MORE!  Enjoy the Chew!

Kevin & Steve share their favorite social media gaffes and shortcomings while also covering the Super Troopers 2 campaign, MySpace, J-Date, One Direction, Snoop, ARod, Lemme's "Burner" and much more. Enjoy the Chew!

Welcome to Talkoma FD a weekly behind the scenes show for season 4 of Tacoma FD with your hosts Kevin Heffernan & Steve Lemme. This is the season premier. New episodes every Monday & Thursday on YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts. #tacomafd #kevinheffernan #stevelemme #talkomafd ============================================ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BLUE CHEW Promo Code: TALKOMA FREE SAMPLE ($5 Shipping) http://bluechew.com BABBEL 55% Off Your Order http://babbel.com/talkoma

Josh Homme (Queens of the Stone Age, Eagles of Death Metal, Them Crooked Vultures) & Paul Soter (Broken Lizard!!) join Kevin & Steve for a chew about how to form a rock band, what's so funny about comedy & the Homme/Soter Bromance. Enjoy!!

Chad Stahelski directed one of Kevin and Steve's favorites: John Wick. Before that he was 2nd Unit Director/Stunt Coordinator/Fight Choreographer on many of your favorites such as The Matrix films, Captain America: Civil War, The Expendables films, the Hunger Games films and Beerfest, just to name a few. Chad, Kevin and Steve talk drinking in the edit room, stunt man scars, working with Marvel, how to make a fight scene, Keanu's above average skills, doubling Brandon Lee on The Crow, how he got the John Wick job, awesome directing advice, Gun-Fu, Beerfest, Ninja Assassin, doing a Rom Com with headshots, how fast Chad can kick Heffernan's ass, AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Clifton Collins Jr. (Super Troopers 2, Westworld, Ballers, Pacific Rim) joins Kevin & Steve again. They talk about Clifton being the most prolific actor in Hollywood, shooting Super Troopers 2, riding horses in Westworld, Prison Ramon, Clifton's grandfather: Pedro Gonzalez Gonzalez, the tricks of the trade when auditioning and MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW! 

The lovely & talented Emmanuelle Chriqui (Entourage) joins Kevin & Steve from the shoot of ST2 (with additional guest Jay Chandrasekhar!) They talk about her ST2 role, her French accent, Lemme's nude scene, Freaky Shreeky the Rockin' Moroccan, egg drop shots, Kevin's trip to IHOP, Lemme gets his milkshake, Entourage the TV Show vs. Entourage the Movie, Lemme vs. E, Cheetara, Australian Waze voice and much more. ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kevin & Steve come to you from NYC for the end of their tour. They cover NYC slices, a Tacoma FD update, Kenny G, more hernia news, the Outback Steakhouse, Celebs at the Upfronts, the Impractical Jokers, is Lemme taller than Harry Potter?, Dancing with Ann Curry, Diplo vs. Dua Lipa, Lemme's natty suit, the Game of Thrones finale and the Trolls, the triumphant return to Tacoma, Broken Lizard in Boulder and MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

What happens during preproduction on a film? Super Troopers 2 starts this week, so Kevin & Steve sit down with old friend and producer Rich Perello to talk funny Preproduction stories.  Hear about finding locations in Mexico, crying on the ST set, the casting couch (or bed), Lemme's prima donna needs, the Johnny Chimpo tatt, preshoot dieting, buying dildos for Beerfest AND MORE!! Enjoy the Chew.  

Over the years Kevin, Steve & the Broken Lizard boys have been accused of being purveyors of dick jokes, booze & drug humor and other assorted rated R material. This week Kevin & Steve tell funny stories about how some of their more racy material has been received by parents, in laws, kids & other loved ones and how the fellas have attempted to bring those family members over to the dark side.

Kevin & Steve are still on the road promoting ST2! They are back in Chicago updating the Chew Crew on the happenings of the last 2 wks. They cover the VT screening, Kevin's suit on Jimmy Fallon, setting up Jay at the NYC screening, an emergency at the CT screening, the cover of High Times, Rob Lowe & the LA Premiere, dodging the autograph stalkers, a snow out at the Cubs Game AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!  AND GO SEE ST2 IN THEATERS THIS WKND!!!

It's summer movie time, so Kevin & Steve run through their top 10 favorite and top 10 LEAST favorite villains of all time. Some you would guess, some will surprise you, some they will never agree on...  and of course the greatest film villain of all time: The Farty Cadet. Enjoy the Chew!  

Jimmy Tatro, actor, writer, comic, YouTube star joins Kevin & Steve. They talk rain-driving in LA, Life According to Jimmy,  producing internet vids, amassing 2.5 million subscribers, Thomas Hayden Church, Tatro's REAL name, Super Troopers 2 Cameos, How to make a viral video, 22 Jump Street, Blue Mountain State and MUCH MORE.  ENJOY THE CHEW!  

April Bowlby, the lovely and talented actress from Drop Dead Diva, Two and a Half Men & THE SLAMMIN' SALMON! joins Kevin & Steve. They chat about the end of Drop Dead Diva, Scotland, auditioning for the Salmon, her no bullshit dancing skills & Lemme's stubble. All that and MORE. Enjoy the Chew!!

Hayes MacArthur (Angie Tribeca, ST2!) joins Kevin & Steve. They talk about heart attacks, mustaches, shooting Super Troopers 2, drinking during Super Troopers 2, accents, Narcos!, football, Bowdoin, first concerts, Angie Tribeca, auditions, the Cubs, Gary Busey, BIG MAC & MORE!  ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kevin & Steve are on opposite sides of the country, but they still get in a Chew. Being away from each other makes them want to catch up so they discuss a Super Troopers 2 Update, pastelitos, Gregois the delightful young French boy, screening for Fox, pick up shots, EODM, Tom Terrific wins the Super Bowl, Valentine's Day, Romance, Pitbull, Valentine's babies vs. Super Bowl babies, April 7, the Oscars and MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Johnny Knoxville, Filmmaker, Actor, Daredevil... like he needs an intro?!  Johnny chews it w/ Kevin & Steve about Bad Grandpa (Spoiler alerts! Watch it before you listen!), his broken dick, Jackass, Dukes of Hazzard & his inbred background. Enjoy!!!

Tom McArdle (Spotlight, Win Win, The Visitor, The Station Agent) is up for an Academy Award for Best Editing of the film Spotlight. Tom joins Kevin & Steve as they talk Spotlight, how someone becomes an editor, what goes into the editing of a feature film, McArdle's shout out in Super Troopers, where an editor gets his award show tux, working w/ writer-director Tom McCarthy, farting policy in the edit room, giving Heff/Lemme a shout out at the Oscars and more! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kevin and Steve chew it on the road from their hotel in KC! People always ask if cops have seen Super Troopers and if so, what is their reaction. This week Kevin & Steve share stories of their run ins with the law and whether Super Troopers gives them a "get out of jail free" card or a baton to the back of the knees.

Happy New Year Chew Crew!  Kevin & Steve shoot the shit about their Christmas vacations, New Year's Eves, Agent Carter, mint, Pitbull, the Yankee Swap, Fantasy Football and they share their New Years Resolutions!  Enjoy the Chew!

The hates are back! Kevin & Steve catch up after their 4th of July celebrations and run through more things they hate. They cover an ST2 update, meatloaf, warm underwear, iPhone typing, dildo drawers, feather cocks, handicap parking morality, spray starch, skipping ads in 5 seconds, Robotron fist fights, stinky sponges AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Kevin & Steve dig deep into their psyches to discuss Things They Suck At. Along the way they hit topics like Being a Fancy Boy, Speaking Latin, Fixing Shit, Proper Airband Technique, The Eiger Sanction, Thick Fingers, Ugly Shoes, Lawn-dree and MUCH MORE.  ENJOY THE CHEW!  

Kevin & Steve shared Thanksgiving together and are back to work on Tacoma FD. They talk about their NEW STAND UP SPECIAL "DROPPING" on December 4th, being crazy for caprese, croque madame, the TFD editors, cheating on our crew, a mustache with 1 hair, Cousin Bill: Technical Consultant, convertibles & Hawaiian shirts, Thanksgiving fart bags, Apple Jacks ice cream, eating the kids' donut holes AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Time to Pay Up! Lemme lost the Oscar bet. Now he gets his foot pissed on. You've all been waiting for it. We'll put up a link to the video on our website! In addition to the foot spray Kevin & Steve catch the Crew up on the Super Troopers 2 promotion: Grand Marshals for NASCAR, the maple syrup chugging in Vancouver, dodgeball with the WWE & Lemme's feelings on Charlotte Flair, boozing on the road, Kevin's least favorite Lemme, finishing their pilot: Tacoma F.D. AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Jamie Kaler (My Boys, Robot Chicken,The Kaler Show Sirius/XM 97) Standup, actor, radio host joins Kevin & Steve. They talk red heads, Boston, Kaler's time in the Navy, My Boys, Yankees/Sox, 80's icons and aging movie stars.  Enjoy the Chew!

It's Broken Lizard meets the UCB as Kevin & Steve chew it with the great Matt Walsh. The guys talk VEEP, the origins of the UCB, making movies and share stories about where their careers have intersected over the years! Enjoy!

There is an art to pitching Movie & TV ideas in Hollywood. While Kevin & Steve never claim to be artists, they do have a lot of funny pitch stories in their past: from pitching Super Troopers to things they've been totally unqualified for.  Hear about the pitch process, how it works and its successes & failures. Enjoy the Chew!

Still on the Super Troopers 2 road trip! Steve & Kevin are joined by all the Lizards (Paul, Erik & Jay) in a van driving from Boston to Burlington VT. The guys recount stories from the promo tour in Chicago, Toronto & Boston. They cover watching Stolhanske’s butt, screening for Canadians, The Entertainment Weekly Canada theme song, the Mounties’ cease & desist letter, Rabbit’s nipples, the guests that wouldn’t leave the Harvard Lampoon, Johnny Milk Bags, Zombie Face Lemme, wishing Brad Paisley well, returning to the Leaker Lemme crime scene, Fallon: suit or no suit, Mandingo.com AND MORE!  ENJOY THE CHEW!

Mike Lawrence, stand up comedian (Conan, Seth Meyers) joins Kevin & Steve to talk working the stand up clubs, Comic Con, Batman vs. Superman, Marriage, Superheroes w/ rings, Superman as thug!, DC vs. Marvel, what it takes to be a good stand up and his Conan fashion makeover.  Enjoy the Chew!

Jay Chandrasekhar (Broken Lizard, Super Troopers, Beerfest)  Kevin & Steve are joined by their old friend.  They talk about Jay's new Amazon Pilot  "Really...," Ghosts, INXS, Super Troopers 2, Potfest, Snoop Dog, Blue Mountain State, Cheech & Chong, Game O' Thrones, Royal Pains & MORE!!!  Watch Jay's pilot on Amazon  and rate it 5 stars!...  And ENJOY THE CHEW!

Martin Starr (Silicon Valley, Freaks & Geeks, Party Down, Knocked Up) joins Kevin & Steve. The fellas share heartwarming tales about Thanksgiving, Mustaches, the end of Freaks & Geeks, Party Down improv, Mike Judge & mass audience jerk off equations, Punching Chris Brown, The Beastie Boys and... "Apple Pussy." Enjoy the Cheeeewwwwww!

Kevin & Steve had the honor of visiting the Cheyenne Mountain Air Force Station (America's Fortress!) in Colorado this week. They were graciously hosted by Major William Russell & Major Kevin Lombardo and given the grand tour. The convo covers: The amazing work they do at the Mountain, the facility's 50th Anniversary, MRE's, War Games, the zombie apocalypse, aliens, how much food is in that mountain, tracking Santa, defending Canada, Challenge Coins, tasers, "too dirty for the USO?" and MUCH MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

The hilarious Will Sasso (MadTV, Three Stooges, 10 Minute Podcast) joins Kevin & Steve. They talk beef jerky, The Three Stooges, crowdfunding, auditioning, Horatio Sans, internet superstars, writing pilots, Vine, GoldiBox and the Three Bears, Funny Fat Guys, losing weight, The Rock, podcasting, MadTV, Actor pussy talk ... and plenty of impressions. Enjoy the Chew!

Bill Gerber is a former President of Warner Brothers and long time Warners Exec. Under his watch, he is responsible for such films as Unforgiven, LA Confidential, Goodfellas & more. As a Producer he's made Gran Torino w/ the legendary Clint Eastwood and Beerfest & Dukes of Hazzard w/ the legendary Heffernan & Lemme. His new film Grudge Match stars a couple o' guys named De Niro & Stallone.  Join us as Bill chews it w/ Kevin & Steve!

Ivan Askwith, the guru behind the Super Troopers 2 crowdfunding campaign, has also run some of the most successful crowdfunding campaigns ever (Veronica Mars, Reading Rainbow). Ivan chats w/ Kevin & Steve about crowdfunding, his background at MIT, Lucasfilms, thoughts on the Media & Fandom, Lost, The Star Wars Universe, Veronica Mars, Uwe Boll,  & Levar Burton's glasses.  And OF COURSE the Super Troopers 2 campaign. Enjoy the Chew!!!!

Kevin & Steve are about to starting shooting their new show Tacoma FD. As they prep, they are joined by all star crew member Patrick Heffernan, Key Grip extraordinaire (and brother of Kevin). They chat about Tacoma FD, blue Doritos, Kevin & the Speedman, Anaconda, party at Kevin's house, Key Grip duties, Dune, sharing a trailer, Lemme as Director, readers, podcast critiques, what's abundantly clear, the legendary Burt Reynolds AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Still in the Tacoma FD Writers' Room, Kevin & Steve run down the week's events.  They cover gaining weight, Double Bros, Comic Con Man Crushes, ST2 DVD, Lemme gets attacked by an ant, hugging to "Faithfully," putting the kids on a plane, POLL RESULTS -- Best Guitar Player, Best Mustache, Bon Scott vs. Brian Johnson AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Greetings from Rochester, NY!  After last week's "Hates" episode, Kevin & Steve HAVE to to a "Loves" episode. They cover garbage plates, the crap & nap, pie in a pint, the crusty ranter, the Fantasy Gods, "American Vandal," first gen Roku, sleepy sexy hispanics, 19 stone, BBW, spray starch, Elvis' last turd, Lemme's Playboy subscription at age 8 AND MORE! ENJOY THE CHEW!

Ryan Sickler, awesome Comedian, Podcaster (The Crab Feast) & pal, joins Kevin & Steve to talk about crabs (all kinds), a unique New Years Eve, New Years Resolutions, Baltimore & Sports!  Come chew with us!

Troy Van Leeuwen (Queens of the Stone Age, Failure, A Perfect Circle, Sweethead) joins Kevin & Steve. They talk guitars, trashing hotel rooms, QOTSA, the new Failure tour, meeting Lemme, playing in multiple bands, Angus Young, wearing crushed velvet suits, record labels and of course... STDs. Enjoy the Chew!!

August is here! Time for some back to school stories. Kevin & Steve share stories about school days, Kevin talks about the misadventures of celebrity kid birthday parties while Steve details how he got into trouble every year of his schooling, culminating in him leaving high school under the taint of SCANDAL! Chew it!

Neil Garguilo & Dave Park Return!!  Actors, Writers, Producers Neil & Dave join Kevin & Steve to talk pit stains, their show Mockpocalypse on AXS TV, the sale of their new film Bloodsucking Bastards, their comedy group Dr. God, pit stains.... and MORE. Enjoy the Chew.

Kevin & Steve are in the Writers' Room on their new show, Tacoma FD. They take a break to chat about the "2 Meat Plate," ComiCon, the Release Date on their New Stand Up Special, the Super Troopers 2 Home Video drop, the Irish, photo shopping Heffernan, when can you fart in front of new work mates?, Podcast reviews, "Stub My Toe Gandhi" returns, the movie "Fugly," Seattle Steakhouses and the Poll Results of Rob Lowe vs. Mario Lopez. ENJOY THE CHEW!! 

Kevin & Steve chew it w/ "A" List Cinematographer Larry Sher. The DP of such huge comedy films as The Hangover 1, 2, & 3, The Dictator, I Love You Man, Paul, Garden State and Club Dread shares some great stories about working with amazing actors and directors... and how a kid from Jersey becomes the top comedy DP in Hollywood.

Our pal James Roday joins us to chat about Psych!, Spanish-speaking award shows, Beerfest, the Bro Liz Softball Team, Dukes of Hazzard, directing movies, and MORE!  Chew it NOW!

Comedy Writing Legend Spike Feresten (Seinfeld, Letterman, SNL, Talk Show w/ Spike Feresten, Car Matchmaker) joins Kevin & Steve to talk writing, creating the Seinfeld "Soup Nazi" episode, writing jokes for Dennis Miller, David Letterman & Dana Carvey, what it's like to host a late night talk show, rare cars, making your Dad laugh, multi cam vs. single cam sitcoms and MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!

You knew it was coming. After last week's ep, you'll want to hear the 10 Things Kevin & Steve HATE. Sayings, Foods, Cities, Objects both animate and inanimate... and fucking glitter. Plenty of ranting in this episode. Enjoy the Chew!!!!

Kevin & Steve make their Oscar picks. Spoiler Alerts everywhere! Going deep into their 2014 movie musings peppered with stories of Lemme's special encounters with his elementary teacher, drum teacher and acting teacher... and what they REALLY think is the best movie of 2014.  Enjoy the Chew!

It's Cold & Flu Season so Kevin & Steve reminisce about past filmset illnesses: Food Poisoning with Jon Bon Jovi, The Beerfest Rat Disease,  The Mo' Nique Cure, Brian Cox & the Diabetic Soap, Montezuma's Revenge & much much more!  Enjoy the Chew!!

Joey Kern (Super Troopers, Cabin Fever)  joins Kevin & Steve. They talk about his new film Blood Sucking Bastards, his Super Troopers and Beerfest auditions, being a  "stoner" vs. a "college boy," Cabin Fever injuries, his directorial debut, blond douches, Joseph vs. Joey and MUCH MORE!  Enjoy the Chew!

Love is in the air! Kevin & Steve share their Birds & Bees lessons with their kids and in turn recount their B & B convos with THEIR parents.  They also cover 15 lb lobsters, the Fat Guy Award, ST2, "Don't worry about it!," Day of the Animals, old Playboys, Steve's first dance, cartoon fleshlights, Carlos Cafe, Sesame Street after sex, stealing rubbers from Dad, "My Mom taught me this move," Is that egg on your pants?, NYC voyeurs, G.O.T. nudity AND MORE. ENJOY THE CHEW!  

That's the old adage when making movies, but is it true?  Kevin & Steve share stories about working with Kids & Animals. Making a pig jump in Super Troopers, jerking off frogs in Beerfest, swearing at babies in Slammin' Salmon, kids who are taller than Lemme, herding cats, firing dogs & MORE.  Enjoy the Chew!