Celebrity Whodunnit (Celebrity Whodunnit)

Detective Payton and Ry, for some reason, get invited to the grand opening of the new Amelia Earhart Wing at JFK International Airport. They run into familiar faces like President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris, pop star Olivia Rodrigo, a very convincing Amelia Earhart impersonator, and Olivia Wilde. All goes well until, what? You guessed it, a murder takes place. Thank god Captain America Mark Wahlberg is there to help out with this investigation.

Ry and Payton return from their adventure under the Walt Disney World underground only to get pulled back in time to the 1960s where Jackie Kennedy is hosting auditions for the next "Happy Birthday Mr. President" singer. Singers like Cher, Billie Eilish, Ariana Grande, and Broadway's Patti Lupone are there to audition. Also some guy from the future named Walker? But why are Detective Payton and Ry there? Unless, of cours, there is a murder?

Paula Deen, Allison Janney, Adam Sandler, and Machine Gun Kelly walk into Paula Deen's pop up shop. One of them doesn't make it out alive. What happened? Who is the murdered? Who is the murderER? And are there going to be a ton of butter jokes??

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What are Michael Cera, Emma Stone, Lin Manuel Miranda, Lindsey Lohan, and Dolly Parton doing at The Lost World: Jurassic Park: The Musical?? And why are they all suspects in a murder??

Did Ry and Payton break the Celebrity Whodunnit Multiverse? After getting toted off by Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd, our favorite detectives find themselves in a mystery at Grand Central Station involving Amy Winehouse, Judy Garland, Napoleon Bonaparte, and Jackie Kennedy.

What are Ben Affleck, Harry Styles, Maggie Smith, and Johnny Depp doing on the set of Fairy Lightloafer in the Closet of Dumbledore? And why are they all suspects in a murder???

Anna Wintour, Dr. Phil, Jimmy Fallon, Tom Cruise, and Drew Barrymore are all at Anna's Penthouse? And someone was murdered? AND some of them work for Blake Shelton???

Why are Hillary Clinton, her Gen Z liaison, Mark Wahlberg, Chris Evans, Ringo Starr, and Gwen Stefani all suspects in a murder at the Statue of Liberty?

What are Kylie Jenner, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, and Mark Zuckerberg doing in space together? And why are they all suspects in a murder?

Aubrey Plaza, Adele, Matthew McConaughey, Sarah Palin, and Macaulay Culkin are all suspects in a murder at the North Pole (Alaska) and only two private investigator detectives can solve the case.

What are Kourtney Kardashian, Gwenyth Paltrow, Kristen Wiig, Bear Grylls, and Jimmy Kimmel doing at Colonial Williamsburg? And why are they all suspects in a murder?

What are Austin Butler, Anna Wintour, Abby Lee Miller, Emeril Lagasse, and Sia doing on New York's beloved IKEA ferry?

What happens when Detective Payton and Detective Ry are trapped in the Wisconsin prison camp full of all of the celebrities they found guilty of murder?

What the heck are James Charles, Jojo Siwa, Kourtney Kardashian, and Adele doing at Little Vinny's Italian Ristorante? Why are they all murder suspects? Who got murdered? Is the meat sauce any good? And why does the waiter keep telling us he is 6'5"? Don't worry, Private Investigators Payton and Ry are on the case in this hilarious debut episode of Celebrity Whodunnit. 

This fictional story was created by Payton Tevis and Ry Bernier. And it is ENTIRELY fictional. No celebrities were harmed in the making of this podcast. 

Music by Bernhard_Schuermann from Pixabay

Welcome to the Celebrity Whodunnit!  Meet your fake Private Investigators Payton and Ry as they give you the run down on what this is all about. 

Music by SergeQuadrado from Pixabay

Did you know that there was a murder under the blue whale in The Hall of Ocean Life at the American Museum of Natural History? Join Detective Payton and Ry as they interrogate Sex and the City star Kim Cattrall, short king and childhood icon Josh Hutcherson, the iconic musician Lana Del Rey, and Gypsy Rose Blanchard as they try to find out WHO killed Bill Nye the Science Guy!

What are Shawn Mendes, Meryl Streep, Lin Manuel Miranda, Derek Hough, and Julianne Hough all doing at this year's Miss All Over the World Pageant? And why are they suspects in a murder mystery?

What are Nicole Kidman, Tom Brady, Daniel Radcliffe, Miranda Cosgrove, and Saoirse Ronan doing at Payton and Ry's group therapy session? And why are they suspects in a murder?

Why are Idina Menzel, Shania Twain, and Jennifer Coolidge at the Central Park Zoo? And why are they all suspects in a murder???

Welcome to MTV Cribs with your hosts Julia Fox and Travis Kelce! Today they have the honor of checking out the famous Detective Ry and Detective Payton's new crib after their wild success of defeating Blake Shelton. But, what's this? A murder in Payton and Ry's new home? Could it have been Julia, or Travis? Or maybe one of the members of their house staff: Jane Lynch, Jacob Elordi, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Britney Spears? Why do they all work for them? And who got murdered?

Special thanks to UNIVERSFIELD from Pixabay for the sound effects used in this episode.

Welcome to the EXCLUSIVE red carpet premiere of Detective Payton and Detective Ry's NEW Lifetime movie about their battle with Blake Shelton. Hollywood's biggest stars like Sydney Sweeney and fan of the pod Kenny Dwight are there. But everything gets turned upside down when Caitlyn Jenner arrives in, you guessed it, her car.

Sound Effects from Pixabay

Detective Ry and Detective Payton decide to take a break and relax at a couples retreat upstate. What could go wrong? DEFINITELY not a murder with Timothee Chalamet, Armie Hammer, Ariana Grande, Frankie Grande, Blake Lively, and Ryan Reynolds are suspects…right?

Kourtney is getting married and ALL of the Kardashian/Jenners are there. But someone gets MURDERED? Who is the victim? Who did the killing? And is Rob there? (Spoiler Alert: He is not)

Why are Timothee Chalamet, Anna Faris, and Millie Bobby Brown at the Museum of Frozen Desserts together? And why are they suspects in a murder? And WHO was murdered?

The time has come for Blake Shelton's killer dinner party, and the guest list is glowing with stars. John Mulaney, Gwen Stefani, Jimmy Fallon, Jennifer Coolidge, Jenna Ortega, Tim Curry, Jojo Siwa, Kylie Jenner, and the ghost of Joan Rivers join Detectives Payton and Ry for a night they will never forget.

It's Detective Payton's hometown episode!!! But what happens when they stumble upon a celebrity murder with Shawn Mendes, Meryl Streep, Lady Gaga, Owen Wilson, and Al Pacino...or is that... Robert De Niro(??) as the suspects

Payton and Ry are trying to lay low at an Air BnB in a small seaside town. but what happens when that Air BnB is actually Ryan Murphy's house?

What are John Mulaney, Jenna Ortega, Donatello Versace, and Harvey Fierstein doing at Barbara Corcoran's Summer Lake House Barbaraque? And why are they suspects in a murder?

What are Kim Kardashian, Donald Trump, Renee Zellweger, and Jake Gyllenhaal doing at a Pancake House that is outside of Taylor Swift's Eras Tour stadium??? And why are they all suspects in a murder???