What do Mother's Day (today in the UK) and Easter have in common? Chocolate!

Learn who vowed never to drink the stuff, and who made a chocolate...apple?

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Ever wondered why we eat when we do? And which meal it's correct to call dinner? One of these questions will be answered!

Local Larder: Pad Thai

This time, the book's a memoir. Let's get idyllic

We made it to 100 episodes!

This one's a bit different, as we answer your questions

Happy nut, smiling nut, green almond. It's time for the not-so-humble pistachio

Another accidental visit to colonialism while we talk about something humans have been using forever (and we're sure you're all intimately familiar with this year...)

Also, museum law

Ismini's website http://www.isminisamanidou.com/

How a colour almost extincted (is that a word?) a species, and the world's best cheese on toast

Time to discuss some mediaeval masterwork

V&A link: https://www.vam.ac.uk/exhibitions/opus-anglicanum-masterpieces-of-english-medieval-embroidery

Transcript

Opening music LIZ Hello and welcome to bread and thread, a podcast about food and domestic history. I’m liz. HAZEL I’m hazel. We’re two people who studied archaeology together and love history. LIZ Today we are joined by our lovely producer and also my spouse Nick Blake. NICK Hello HAZEL I like this, podcast with Nick. LIZ If you listen to the other podcast i do you will have heard them as mod not paper on probablybad so hazel what have you been making and or baking HAZEL I probably have one of each - i made hot cross buns the other dad LIZ Oh nice HAZEL It was very fun i’ve been getting back into bread it’s so soothing kneading forcefully needing and punching the dough is great LIZ It is a spiritual experience isn’t it. HAZEL I found some very old raisins i hope they’re ok, i haven’t expired yet and mary berry’s recipe is very good. LIZ I think i’ve heard of mary berry, yeah. HAZEL Oh mary berry of bakeoff fame. so i’ve been doing that and i’ve been crocheting this giant lacy thing. LIZ You do lean towards the gigantic lacy thing. HAZEL I do i have a thing for massive projects which doesn’t go well with my tendency to not finish things but it’s fun it’s absorbing what about you LIZ So about a week ago from time of recordngi or asbout three weeks from when thids episode goes up it was our first anniversary so we made ... so for our wedding i made um with nick’s help but largely i made a three tier raspberry adn white chocolate cake which you probably remember HAZEL The same one that was your wedding cake LIZ So for our anniversary i made a two person raspberry and white chocolate cake. NICK Because marriage is a cake you bake together. HAZEL Aaw NICK I was hoping you’d cringe at that but.,.. LIZ You’re getting podcasts mixed up, this is the sincere one. NICK This is an irony free zone HAZEL This is a wholesome area nick LIZ I’m also very excited because ages ago i went to afflecks palace in manchester ad they have this little creation space and one of the things they had was a reversible crochet chameleon. HAZEL I think i’ve seen that LIZ I’ve obtained the book that pattern is from it’s Crocheted Animals by vanessa i’m excite, technically i haven’t done anything yet because it arrived an hour ago but i’m very excited HAZEL That is news of epic proportions LIZ I will be doing progress pics on my instagram and let you know when it’s complete. NICK Do you want to explain whats Afflecks Palace is. LIZ No. NICK Ok LIZ It’s basically this three storey no four floors independent shops of varying levels of weirdness in the hipster part of manchester. HAZEL It’s like an independent department store with very alternative booths. LIZ And also this one space that’s just for being creative in which is quite fun. And very northern quarter, which is where it is in Manchester. NICK It’s like the department store in Carol, but with more lesbians and fewer santa hats. LIZ Not inaccurate. Nick do you want to talk about why you’re here? NICK Ok because i make bad life decisions i have a masters in medieval and early modern studies and one of the things being discussed today is a medieval thing so that’s one half of what i’m qualified to talk about. LIZ The other half being punctuation but we’re not going to get into that. NICK No we’re not going to get into that. LIZ You may want to talk a little louder. NICK Because we’re going to be discussing the form of cury which may have come up in previous episodes in passing. HAZEL Is that how you pronounce it? LIZ Yep. It looks like curry but it’s pronounced cury. HAZEL I’ve ben saying curry for years. LIZ Does it contain anything curry related? NICK Not especially. It’s got some spices but nothing more potent than cinnamon and nutmeg. LIZ I don’t know it’s got peppercorns. NICK Yeah but that’s about it so if you think peppery or aromatic over spicy and you’re about there. LIZ I am sad to say i cannot find a recipe book called the form of curry. HAZEL I’m hungry now. NICK Like i said i’ve got a background looking at medieval things specifically medieval manuscripts and this is about cooking which i’m qualified to talk about due to having a mouth so i’m feeling confident about this. HAZEL this is great i’ve already learned how to pronounce it. I’m excited. LIZ I don’t know how frequent having nick will be but we’ll be doing an episode about a book or a person every five episodes. NICK I’ll be popping up if i have anything of note to say about things otherwise i just gestures in the background when things are recording. LIZ And you do the recording. And the editing. And most of the transcripts. NICK Yeah. And that. LIZ So aside from medieval which is a vague term that spans about 1000 years in western europe what is the forme of cury. NICK The forme of cury is a cookbook written by the chef of richard II. LIZ So 14th? NICK Yeah 14th century and it properly runs the gamut there’s basic dishes there’s fancier stuff basically everything you need to prepare that classic high medieval banquet often presented in period shows as people grabbing and chewing big legs of meat. LIZ So the Knights Tale party. NICK N The knights tale party yes. It contains recipes for pies and cakes and instructions on constructing a rudimentary heath ledger. HAZEL Was he a particularly extravagant king? NICK I think so. He was like Richard... twice. One thing that really cemented the popular perception of him is Richard II the play by Shakespeare which is a lot less covered than Richard III which has better lines and plot and... LIZ If we’re not talking tudor propaganda. He was the king during the peasants revolt is his actual main thing. NICK There was a lot of controversy as well over local taxation, lots of money going from smaller settlements intro the king’s coffers which is probably part of why the peasants were so unhappy. HAZEL Their money was spent on pies. LIZ A combination of pies and plague. NICK Yeah pretty much. It’s quite a Masque of the Red Death situation where a rich and powerful person has a wonderful meal, big banquets while things are going south elsewhere. The main thing i found interesting while looking into this was i looked up a digitised copy of the manuscript on LUNA which is a publicly available resources at the university of manchester where you can properly look at manuscripts in detail... LIZ Which are stored at the john rylands library which is one of my favourite buildings. Nick go tot study there and i am so jealous. NICK It’s an amazing neogothic building. HAZEL Forever jealous., The JR is fantastic. LIZ This amazing public gothic library... Or former public library. HAZEL I used to just waft around in there like a victorian gothic scholar. NICK It’s very good for that, a lot of it is open to the public, it’s got small exhibitions things on display you can go to like the reading room... do some quiet studying LIZ Look up a picture of the john rylands reading room it’ll blow your mind. NICK It will. The ceiling is so good that sometimes when you go there you can get - cause the ceiling is worth gawping at - they don’t want you to strain your neck too much so you can get a special mirror. Which is lovely. Anyway in the digitised copy i88 saw this comment in the margins where it mentioned a date for this book - june 1374 and then a note that was about 234 years ago - that givers us a point where we can say 230 years later and change people were still looking at it and using it. LIZ So it’s not just a question of we think it’s important because it survived it’s we know people were using it. NICK And it’s interesting to speculate about its new owner. So around 1600 you’d have somebody looked at this book and it’s possible that some of the stuff that was fancier, stuff that used to be for the chef of Richard II it could be that it could have been a lawyer or someone who managed to find a copy and went “ok i’ll be able to find this stuff”. Because the world is such a different place. HAZEL It’s really cool to think that recipes were still being used and gone back to0 even hundreds of years ago which - would that make it one of the oldest continually used cookbooks? NICK It’s quite possible. LIZ Yeah because Apicius is one of the oldest cookbooks but fell out of use because of the whole fall of the roman empire thing. The babylonian one we know wasn’t used cause we forgot how to read it. NICK Yeah that’s one big barrier and it feels like when Rome fell eating dormouse fell out of the window. HAZEL What language is Forme of Cury in? LIZ Middle english? NICK Yeah, middle english. LIZ Chaucer English. NICK Basically the way i think of it is middle english is understandable for most people most of the time if you squint a little, i found a way to understand it is to read it out loud because you sound like you’re speaking english with a very strange accent. LIZ Which you do anyway, being from the west country. NICK Yeah. LIZ Middle english is like welsh you look and it’s a little confusing and then you say the words and you get it. NICK Yeah one interesting thing is between the 14th century and the 1600s you have two different forms of English... LIZ From Chaucer and Shakespeare... NICK Yeah it’s an English survey course. And this person would have been able to read it with relative ease and still been able to cook a lot of the stuff. LIZ What if he took it and wrote down the recipes he liked in his version of english. NICK There’s a good chance. It’s something where people could have copied it in various forms which is how books used to be circulated before printing. HAZEL Is it possible that any of these things have diffused out into becoming traditional recipes? Or is it the other way around? NICK There is a recipe we particular like, less a meal now nut used in a popular phrase - humble pie. LIZ Which we had at my birthday a couple years back. HAZEL Yeah it was pretty good. LIZ Yeah so recipes back then - offal would generally be referred to as oumbles or houmbles - it’s what you give the peasants after a hunt and you eat the good stuff. Though there are later recipes that are fancier and use cloves. I think castle howard. NICK Sounds right. One thing i like is they sometimes call it Noumbles. HAZEL Noumbles sounds like a nickname you’d give a cat. NICK Sounds like a celebrity easily gets a kid’s picture book deal and makes The Noumbles, they live in a shoe and eat strawberry bootlaces. But they’re not, they’re hunks of flesh. HAZEL New children’s book coming from Bread and Thread. NICK, BUT ANOTHER TIME AND LOUDER If you enjoy this podcast subscribe to our patreon at patreon.com/breadandthread. Rewards include recipes, instructional videos and a discord server where you can discuss crafts and food. LIZ So i think i remember rightly that the person who originally published this in the 1300s got the permission of the royal physician. NICK That’s right. LIZ That’s cool, so you’d got a concept we’re bringing back that’s been around for a while - food as medicine, especially if you look at the spices in it and the four humours. NICK It’s medieval clean eating basically. HAZEL Yeah, it’s a big trend at the moment especially with superfoods and things. Are there any recipes in the book that are medicinal. LIZ I don’t think there’s anything that’s medicinal. NICK Don’t think so. LIZ Just instructions. It’s not like now with the stories with recipes. NICK It’s possible with the way things were distributed that someone might have bound this with a medical book. LIZ Did that happen? NICK Yeah, the way i think of it is as a DIY encyclopedia. You might have some scraps of Pliny, but... Because of the way information was so disparate, you would have to grab bits and pieces and assemble it however you could. LIZ So speaking of the concept fo food as inherently good or not good... am i right in thinking from what i’ve read that it does contain raw fruit and vegetables which is rare for the time. Actual salads. NICK It’s interesting how modern it is. You don’t think of salads at a feast. Because you don’t win friends with salad. LIZ And the medieval thing of you eat this raw thing you’ll die. NICK Yeah. I think i like to give credit where it’s due, generally trying not to eat raw stuff - a good plan they got overzealous with. And i think another thing that i think is impressive is talking to physicians. Almost like a bit of legal protection to say - i’ve checked you probably won’t die. LIZ Considering we’ve had kings that died from too much lamprey, it’s a good plan. Not Richard II but a lot of his line died of eating bad stuff. HAZEL It’s an occupational hazard. LIZ You drink bad water once you die basically. That’s why people drank beer. We’ll do a different episode on beer and small beer and all that stuff. HAZEL We absolutely should. Is there much foreign influence in the recipes? I guess in ingredients you’d guess there’d be exotic ones but are the recipes representative of what most british people would have eaten or are they a lot more internationally influenced? NICK I’d say more international. LIZ When you say internationally influenced are we talking people we nicked stuff from? Like we talked about in the jam episode? NICK Basically, Eurasian basically you will get nutmeg and things like that as i’ve said before, you get a broader array of things. It’s post norman invasion so y9u[’ve got a big connectio to the mainland there, and by this point you’d had continued arabic influence through... say, Spain and through Sicily as well... LIZ Was sicily a big centre? I’m only really aware of sicily under the romans. NICK In the previous couple centuries Sicily was quite important as a hub of trade and culture. LIZ I guess it’s got a good spot in the med. NICK There was a king of Sicily, Frederick the II, I think he’d have birds of prey imported from Finland, i think because he wanted to go hunting. the main thing is there were links there, as a king you’d be able to get a lot of variety while other people are eating the same turnip. LIZ Ok what’s the weirdest meat in there, you’ve got to have some weird stuff in there? NICK Whale, crane, curlew, heroin-no, heron... seal and porpoise. So, i was talking about encyclopedias earlier that’s basically... a natural history course in several courses. Crosstalk. HAZEL Those are some status foods. I don’t think you’d eat those except to show you could. LIZ Like Charles Darwin, he ate everything he came across. HAZEL Didn’t they take on several tortoises and ate them all? LIZ We know what the weirdest meats are but what’s the most spectacular thing? Cause this is the era of skin the peacock cook the peacock put the skin on the peacock, are there any good centrepieces? NICK You’d get a lot of sculptures brought out. HAZEL Food art. NICK I don’t know how much is edible but probably about as edible as candy corn. HAZEL It’s like those amazing showpiece cakes that are half made of foam. LIZ But even more extravagant because sugar in the 14th century. NICK Yeah. You’d get scenes like towers and birds and that. It’s a way to announce hey everyone the banquet’s coming sit down, if you don’t care there’s some dinner theatre. This knight? Soft cheese. This priest? Also a candle. HAZEL I’ve heard about some banquets at royal courts just going on for hours and hours so this is also food as a form of entertainment? LIZ I feel like we’re going back to the conspicuous consumption annoying the peasants stuff... if you were a servant, imagine taking a sugar castle, one single piece of this is sweeter than anything you’re going to taste in your entire life. HAZEL Do you think people were discussing the personal habits of the royal family like they do now? Look at Harry and meghan, look at richard II’s sugar castle? LIZ We know they did. We have the receipts. I mean, mostly letters and journals. NICK What i do like is how you get several things for pies and pottages... LIZ Pottage is thick oaty stew. NICK That’s what you think of when you think of medieval food - stews and pies, a whole pig, you get that and then you get pheasants. LIZ You need to speak louder. NICK I am LIZ No you’re not. NICK Oh wait, i’m in my own head that’s why i think i’m being loud. LIZ Yeah. NICK Then you get weird sounding things like Crustards of fish. LIZ Crustards of fish? HAZEL Oh, crustard.... It sounds like what happ0ens when you leave a custard in the back of a fridge. NICK Turns out it’s a pie but it sounds so bad. LIZ So it’s been crusted... NICK You could have some lombard mustard alongside your fish crustard... LIZ Now i know it’s a fishy pie with some mustard i’m into it. NICK I’d eat that. HAZEL I’d serve that a dinner party - are you ready everyone, we’re having crustard... LIZ I want to announce it at a banquet - bring out the crustard. HAZEL And crumpets. May i now present the crustard. LIZ Would you have a decorative crustard with pastry shapes? NICK You probably would. i wonder what the heston blumenthal of crustards would be? Here’s a nice foamy crustard to start the day. LIZ That makes me uncomfortable in a way i cannot describe. NICK May i treat you to some chewettes on flesh day in this trying time? LIZ I do like chewets but are they the strawberry ones or the green ones no-one eats? HAZEL I think they’re different chewettes. LIZ Let me dream. NICK I can’t work out what it is but it sounds like they liked to move it, move it. LIZ That was a reference to an ad that stopped airing 10-15 years ago. NICK Yeah it was. LIZ I remember flesh day is a catholic thing where there’s so many days you’re not allowed to eat meat. You can eat this on the meaty day. HAZEL Are there a lot of fishy recipes? Because fish wasn’t considered meat? LIZ Yeah, there were some attempts to move around it. There was one monastery in france that said fetal rabbits counted because they are in water. Beavers is more legit than foetal rabbits but neither is a fish. HAZEL Neither is a thing you want to eat. LIZ You say that but beaver glands were used as a substitute for vanilla for ages. NICK I’m very curious what they would have made of platypus. LIZ Crustard. But probably a fish if a beaver is. HAZEL One of us has to make crustard now. LIZ Nick does make a good shortcrust. NICK It’s my one skill. LIZ When we next get a food shop in. NICK I may crustard a fish. HAZEL Was it the three courses we’re used to or... LIZ There wasn’t any concept of courses just put the nice things by the rich people. NICK Yeah. It’s like going to a buffet with a strict caste system. HAZEL Like sweet and savory at the same time? NICK I found a fun fact about modern recreations. So the cafe at the John rylands... the cafe’s very good btw. One thing was nice on a cold winter’s day, they’d always do a stew. Warm stew and bread. In 2009 they cooked tarte in ymber day, compast, payn puff, frumenty and gingerbread washed down with piment or spiced wine. LIZ The last two of them, that’s just Christmas market stuff. HAZEL I’d try frumenty. NICK The other stuff i wouldn’t like so much. LIZ Frumenty sounds like a posh aunt who rides horses. NICK Frumenty is often served with porpoise. LIZ What is it? NICK A porridge. LIZ A porpoise porridge. NICK You’d have cracked wheat boiled milk or broth and if you want to get fancy you’d put in currants and saffron. HAZEL Actually doesn’t sound too bad. NICK I’d have porpoise. HAZEL I’d try it but there wasn’t any porpoise in lidl last time i was there. If there was going to be a shop that would have it... LIZ It’s not a meat to mess around with you’ve got to be porpoiseful. NICK As bad as one of mine. LIZ You’re being the smart one. NICK Playing against type. LIZ At the risk of going on forever, shall we end it there? HAZEL I wanted to learn so much more. LIZ If you want to suggest ideas you can go to breadandthreadpodcast@gmail.com. HAZEL You can tweet at us at breadandthread on twitter. LIZ And we have a patreon. You can donate at 1, 5, 10 dollar, pound, whatever amounts. You can get access to recipes and instructional videos. I think the first one has gone up. You can find that at patreon.com/breadandthread. And we will see you next time. HAZEL Bye! Closing music

Humans have always protected ourselves from the sun, but how?

Also, bear meat?

You didn't think we were done with #flaxfacts did you?

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Don't get your clothes in a bunch! Or if you need to, make it pretty

What exactly is a pudding? And what exactly is Irn-Bru?

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It's a jepisode!

A book of manners from 1520s Italy

Why you should taketh thou lady swimming, buy those nice garters, and avoid leather tank tops outside of Lombardy

Wherein the origins of the novel as a popular art form in the west are discussed

Note: It is Mr Krook who spontaneously combusts in Bleak House

What's the story on the world's favourite rhizome?

And why do toffee apples exist?

V&A Samplers: https://collections.vam.ac.uk/item/O70028/sampler-unknown/

Show you'd be a great wife by sewing bible verses on things I guess

It's time for bees!

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An 18th century cookbook from a man who loved to humblebrag

https://pubwiki.co.uk/

Gentrificaton? In my food history? It's more likely than you think

Local Larder: Sussex Pond Pudding

A heavy one this week that some may find distressing, but we felt was important to cover after last episode

Local Larder: Fairy bread

Incredibly fiddly and region-specific knitting, and a pie full of fishheads

Tom Bawcock song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMnIdV8dfss

Turns out Isabella Beeton's kind of controversial in cookbook circles

We're back! It's time to learn about gasmask bags, illegal turnups, and Winston Churchill's custom onsie

Early modern zines and German mac n cheese (ok it doesn't quite rhyme, so sue me)

Liz's youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbIItkniRXxAnsBuG3d-0fg

Hazel gets cosy, fisherman-style, and local larder gets gross.

Seriously, if you're squeamish, skip local larder

It's a long one! With geographically protected fabric, and when is a pudding not a pudding?

tw: discussion of human remains and mention of suicide

You are what you eat

Let's add some sparkle to the new year!

What's a coaching inn? Where did old-timey people put their luggage? What the heck is lutefisk? Answers to all these questions and more, this episode!

That's a great wheel! But it's no greatwheel

Women? Running businesses?! We can't be having that!

Bread of kings and king of breads, it's time for naan

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You've heard of spooning romantically? Now get ready for romantic spoons!

Probably the world's wildest cookbook (though we are very willing to be shown wilder ones)

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Turns out rose bushes have fruit and they're really interesting

Local Larder: Pumpkin Spice Latte

Liz's YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbIItkniRXxAnsBuG3d-0fg

Hazel's YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCro8l62N9dKEF3x1oO_DlWQ

Hazel's insta: https://www.instagram.com/solarpunkstitches/

Happy summer! It's time for strawberries and gazpacho

Thanks to listener Ewan for the request!

A brief history of sugar from domestication to the present. Napoleon is there?

Who doesn't love an apple? But where do they come from?

Local Larder: Tequila and Mezcal

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Episode Notes

This episode features wall to wall dessert controversy.

Local larder: tres leches

When is a fish not a fish? When it's a snail

They're not as heavy as regular houses

In this special cross-over episode, Liz and Hazel are joined by Pencil from The Probably Bad Podcast to discuss the official Dungeons and Dragons cookbook

(Marked explicit at it contains one swear)

Since sycamores have been in the news, let's see exactly what they are

Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb

Also: sumalak

Our special guest Cate talks about deadly dyes, and Liz reveals the controversial nature of fish 'n' chips

What is the earliest yarncraft? What kind of socks did vikings wear? And what on Earth is #FreeCuthbert?

With special guest The Welsh Viking https://www.justgiving.com/thewelshviking

A request! From Jeremy!

What monarch used orange jam for sea sickness, and the fat rascal

Dumas was a foodie, who knew?!

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Milkmaids: sex symbols or perfect angels?

Also: ant eggs

With guest Dr Neil Buttery, whose book "Before Mrs. Beeton: Elizabeth Raffald, England's Most Influential Housekeeper" is out now!

Digitised 1st edition of The Experienced English Housekeeper (1769): https://archive.org/details/experiencedengl01raffgoog/page/n9/mode/2up 

Zoom talk on Elizabeth 26 April at 7pm (BST) - free tickets can be had via Eventbrite here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-extraordinary-life-of-elizabeth-raffald-tickets-605899791587 

In-person Manchester talk at Station South, Levenshulme is on 14 May at 7pm. Info here: https://www.facebook.com/events/165241569745457

Episode Notes

Liz gets emotional over people making do, and Hazel teaches us about elderflowers

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