Boobies & Noobies: A Romance Review Podcast (Boobies & Noobies)

This episode is sponsored by The Siren and the Deep Blue Sea, the latest book in the Embraced by Magic series by New York Times and USA Today bestselling author, Kerrelyn Sparks. The Novel:40-Love (There's Something About Marysburg #1)The Author: Olivia DadeThe Noobie:Alysa, Host of Fataliteas and Best Forevers PodcastThe Synopsis:This match is no game.When a rogue wave strips Tess Dunn of her bikini top, desperate, half-naked times call for desperate, please-cover-me-kids-are-coming-closer measures. Enter Lucas Karlsson, AKA that flirty Swede in the water nearby. When he prevents her bare buoys from being exposed to fellow vacationers, even an ocean can’t drown the sparks that fly.Lucas, a former top-level tennis pro now giving lessons at the resort, fled there after the abrupt, painful end to his injury-plagued career. But he’s finally ready to move on with his life—and after a few late-night, hands-on sessions with Tess, he’s eager to prove he’s the ace she wants.But this match comes with challenges: She’s forty, and at twenty-six, he’s barely old enough to rent a car. Worse, they only have two weeks together before Tess returns to her assistant-principal life in Virginia. During that brief time, they’ll have to play hard, take a few risks, and find out whether their chemistry is a one-shot wonder…or whether they’re meant to be doubles partners for life.Show Notes:- Sponsored promo for The Siren and the Deep Blue Sea- Introducing Alysa, podcaster and professor extraordinaire - Coming Soon: Unrequited, a podcast focused on unrequited love- Alysa's professional experience with "interpersonal communications" and the "dark side"- Shoutout to parents, students, and educators (00:08:24)- Want to start a podcast? Reach out to some college students- "I came out of the womb searching for friends."- Be sure to check out Alysa's podcasts, Fataliteas and Best Forevers- Cultivating our perception of love based on the media we consume (00:21:13)- Elle Kennedy's Off Campus series (or anything by Elle Kennedy) - Patreon Shoutouts (00:32:23)- Cocktober and Boobsmas are coming...- Synopsis today's reading, 40-Love (00:34:30)- Romance very different from Joan Wilder's books ("Romancing the Stone")- Body-Positive, sex-positive, and more forward-thinking than expectations- FINALLY, a book about a plus-size woman without it being about a woman being plus-size (00:44:25)- Risky communication - Highlighting male characters with emotions- Make it more... Swedish? (00:59:51)- Talk about a hilarious book!- Sexcerpts, Consent, & Period Sex (01:04:49)- Beings themselves, but also being themselves TOGETHER- A few more Sexcerpts & Shower Sex (01:16:01)- More romance in the movies, please! Netflix, hire us...- How do we even begin to cast this film?- Heat, Heart, & Humor Ratings (01:25:28)- Wrap-up with AlysaFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

This episode is sponsored by Best Women's Erotica of the Year, Volume 5 edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel, published by Cleis Press. Summary:In the THIRD season premiere, Kelly shares her goals for the season ahead, discusses a few alterations to the Boobies & Noobies show format, and offers up a sneak peek to the February reading schedule. Plus, can you guess our Top 5 Most-Anticipated Romance Reads for 2020? Show Notes:Promo Spot for Best Women's Erotica of the Year, Volume 5Quick Recap of Season Two Goals & AchievementsSeason Three Goals Heart, Heat, & HumorJanuary Patreon Thank You'sSneak Peek at February Reads - Black History MonthHave something you want us to read for the podcast? 
Top 5 Most Anticipated Romance Reads for 20201. Love According to Science (Dirty Martini Running Club Book #2) by Claire Kingsley: January 23rd 2. Chasing Cassandra (The Ravenals Book #6) by Lisa Kleypas: February 18th 3. Undercover Bromance (Bromance Book Club #2) by Lyssa Kay Adams: March 10th  4. Real Men Knit by Kwana Jackson: May 19th 5. The Boyfriend Project by Farrah Rochon: June 9th 
Shoutouts: My Worst Date PodcastQuick & Dirty Romance Podcast 
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This episode is brought to you by The Duke Heist, the first installment in the Wild Wynchesters series by New York Times bestselling author, Erica Ridley.*Stay tuned for a free sample (the first three chapters) of the audiobook for The Duke Heist at the end of this episode*The Novel:The Rogue to Ruin (Misadventures in Matchmaking #3)The Author: Vivienne Lorret The Not-so-Noobie:Ariana Marie IG: @ArianaReadsBooksTwitter: @Ariana_MariexoThe Synopsis: The Bourne Matrimonial Agency has one rule: Never fall in love with a client, which shouldn't be a problem when one’s faking an engagement to the rogue across the street . . .Ainsley Bourne needs the family business to succeed. But one obstacle stands in her way—Reed Sterling, the huge, handsome, former prize fighter and owner of the gaming hell across the street. His scandalous customers scare off all her marriage-minded patrons and since the devilish brute has no intention of relocating, she sets out to ruin his unsavory establishment. Yet when a vile suitor from her past reappears, Ainsley hastily claims an attachment to the first man who comes to mind . . . Mr. Sterling, to be exact.Reed doesn’t know who is more surprised by Miss Bourne’s declaration. She clearly hates him, and he’d never admit their arguments simmer with unrequited attraction. Something about the pleading look in her eyes calls to Reed, and against his better judgment, he quickly plays the part of the besotted fiancé.Pretending to be in love requires a convincing charade. But with each tantalizing touch and every scandalous kiss, Ainsley starts to wonder if Reed was ever really the enemy at all.*Content Warnings* (Courtesy of b.andherbooks): Ainsley's former fiancée physically abused her, verbally abused her, and sexually assaulted her. He almost rapes her when she tried to break it off with him (all events are described and do not happen on the page). He does return and tries to catch her in the house, but she is able to hide from him and the cat attacks him. The cat is hurt in the attack and the reader and Ainsley and Reed do not know if the cat is dead or not for some time. I was worried y'all! The cat lives. Show Notes:- Sponsored promo for The Duke Heist by Erica Ridley (00:00:05 - 00:02:30)- Get ready for a bonus Steamy Spotlight interview...- Welcoming Ariana, a not-so-noobie to the podcast- Shoutout to Between the Covers Romance Book Club- Playful pets in romance novels- A few of Ariana's romance recs- Introducing The Rogue to Ruin (00:13:50)- Kelly and Ariana as "noobie" historical romance readers- A brief synopsis for The Rogue to Ruin (00:16:37)- Overall impression: a slow start, but surprisingly powerful- A potential hand fetish? (00:21:09)- Our hero: Reed Sterling- Content Warning for the Book (00:26:15)- Two survivors, one story!- Bringing back the "prank wars" trope- A couple petty notes... - Update... Raven DOES have a book: My Kind of Earl- A few steamy sexcerpts (00:49:35)- Twist ending?- Heart, Humor, & Heat Ratings (01:01:25)- Please send us your hilarious historical romance recs!- Our sincerest apologies for our ignorance surrounding historical romance- Please enjoy a sample of the audiobook for The Duke Heist (01:08:16 - 01:59:58)Books Recommended: - The Sweetest Fix by Tessa Bailey- Act Your Age, Eve Brown by Talia Hibbert (Coming Soon!)Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novel:The Write Escape: an Irish RomanceThe Author:Charish ReidThe Noobie:Courtney, Host of The Cult of Domesticity Podcast The Synopsis:Take one heartbroken Chicago girl...Literary editor Antonia Harper had it all—the career, the man, the future. That was then. Now Antonia is jobless, alone and at a crossroads. What better time to travel the world? A solo honeymoon on the Emerald Isle will be like hitting the reset button. No distractions, no drama.Add some luck o’ the Irish...Aiden Byrnes may be a literature professor, but words fail him when he meets the woman staying in the cottage next door. Tully Cross is meant to be a sleepy little village, and he’s meant to be on a working holiday—not a vacation, and most definitely not with his beautiful neighbor.And you get some mighty good craic.They say laughter is the best medicine—and as it turns out, superhot sex isn’t so bad either. Antonia and Aiden’s spark quickly grows into what could be something special, if they’re willing to take the leap. Ending up an ocean apart is unthinkable, and when real life comes calling, there’s no ignoring that leap anymore…Show Notes: - Introducing Courtney and The Cult of Domesticity Podcast - A quick historical anecdote from Nick at St. Paul Filmcast- The differences in language and what it says about our ancestors- Courtney's beer & history pairings- Shoutout to author Sarah Smith for introducing me to our book today: The Write Escape (00:15:30)- Read the About the Author, y'all...- Courtney's "accidental" romance reading experience- Courtney recommends: Lisa Renee Jones and Meghan March- Kelly's history with Lora Leigh's Breeds series and Courtney's discussion with Deconstructing Damsels (00:20:08)- From the Breeds to Laurann Dohner's New Species series...- FINALLY, a synopsis for The Write Escape (00:27:13)- Trope of the day: "Broken Wedding"- Race in America vs. Race in Ireland- The history behind and Irish narrative (as told by a historian)- We love men who read romance... in romance novels- Is an HEA the same as a resolution in romance novels?- Some quirky quotations worth sharing (00:53:18)- Courtney recommends: Maureen Smith's Denver Rebels series - Sexy dishwashing and a few more sexcerpts... (00:57:26)- Courtney recommends: Prostitution, Race, and Politics- Safety first... carry condoms, people- Heart, Heat, & Humor Ratings (01:15:10)- Kelly recommends: The Pregnancy Test by Erin McCarthy- Courtney recommends: Claiming His Beauty by Ellis Leigh- What to read next...Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

This episode is brought to you by Kensington's newest title from Alexandra Ivy, The Intended Victim. You can find The Intended Victim wherever books are sold. Find out more at Kensingtonbooks.com. 
The Novella:Grand Theft N.Y.E.
The Author: Katrina Jackson 
The Noobies: Chauncey Woods (IG: @chaunceeee_)So She Slays (@sosheslays)
The Synopsis:Cleo Wright is just a happy scammer on a mission to rob a rich man before his ex-wife or the federal government seize all of his money and possessions. She's not expecting to meet another rich man who makes her want to use her nimble fingers for other, not thieving, things. But Robert Shimizu is just that man.The two share a night of fast cars, expensive champagne and the best sex of her life. But Cleo is who she is and when Robert wakes up the next morning, she's long gone... with his car and a few other very expensive possessions.It takes him months to track down the woman who stole his favorite watch and his heart, but when he does, there's fireworks.Content Warnings:Mentions of parental illness and death
Show Notes: - Sponsored promo for The Intended Victim by Alexandra Ivy- "What's your sign, girl?" Our take on astrology- So She Slays: a community that's your friend, but also tells it like it is- The next show for you to get hooked on: The Circle- She's Into It, a podcast/webseries featuring Shan Berries - Katrina Jackson on Shelf Love Podcast - Highlighting Black History Month - "It's not just for black people; it's for everyone."- Romance vs. Erotica and Erotic Romance- Why we need more interracial couples in romance that don't include white people - Book Synopsis & Analysis - Cleo: a female protagonist with BIG CLIT ENERGY- Robert: a rich snack (Kelly's picturing Henry Golding with a beard)- Why is everyone 28 years old in romance novels? - Who doesn't love a good con-artist story? But also, we need more con-women. - Not a lot of complaints about this one! - Katrina Jackson's breaking down all the racial stereotypes in romance - Tara Janzen's Steele Street series- The Renaissance of Kristen Stewart- Heart, Heat, & Humor- Could this be a modern take on dating? - We're reading to manifest our own romances by reading romance!
Shoutouts: Katrina Jackson on Shelf LoveSo She SlaysShe's Into It Shan Berries, co-host of She's Into It Joanne the Scammer
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The Novel:Being Merry (Desert Rose Hook-ups Book #3)The Author: Meka JamesThe Noobie: MK McFadden The Synopsis:Goodwill towards others never felt so good…Noelle Cameron won’t let being basically homeless in a new state dampen her Christmas spirit.Thanks to her coworker, she has a temporary housing possibility. However, her new potential roommate is about as welcoming as the Grinch. But Noelle refuses to let scowls and snide remarks about her festive attire steal her joy. Winning over the cranky Lennox will be a victory sweeter than sugar cookies.Lennox Sutton doesn’t want to live with anyone. Unfortunately, one well delivered guilt trip from her sister means taking in the woman wearing a reindeer headband and an attitude that goes past glass half full to it completely spilling over. Now she’s stuck with a person who embodies everything Lennox dislikes about the holiday season. But beneath the ugly sweaters shines someone whose company Lennox could enjoy.A meddling sister and a dash of Christmas magic might have these two polar opposites finding new ways to enjoy the season of giving.Show Notes: - The final day of Boobsmas 2020!!- MK and Kelly wanted more from "Happiest Season" (00:02:04)- Listen to MK in our Once Ghosted, Twice Shy , An Extraordinary Union, and Evolution of the Romantic Comedy episodes - Our go-to Christmas movies - Holiday TV movie recs: "My Christmas Inn" and "A Gingerbread Romance", both starring Tia Mowry - A little bit about Dolly Parton's Christmas flick on Netflix- Introducing The Desert Rose series (00:18:22)- Grown ass adult kisses, please!- Falling in love AND staying in love- A brief synopsis for Being Merry (00:25:55)- Let the girl wear her damn antlers...- Girls who game- "Congrats on your sex."- Some steamy sexcerpts... and solo sexual gratification (00:39:44)- All for "marital aids"- There's a lid for every pot- We can't all be bakers or billionaires- When Mariah says you can...- A very merry "U-Haul" ending (00:56:30)- When do their periods sync up?- Heart, Humor, Heat, & Holiday Ratings (01:01:35)- Stay home, stay safe- We don't have time to put stuff up our butts this Christmas!- The 12th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin - See you in January for Season 4!!Giveaway Winner:IG: @victoria7401Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

This episode is brought to you by If the Boot Fits, the latest second book in Rebekah Weatherspoon's Cowboys of California series. The Novel:Wicked Truths (The Hunt Legacy Duology #2)The Author:Jodi Ellen MalpasThe Not-so-Noobie:Becky, Host of Too Stupid to LiveThe Synopsis:A desperate passion, a dangerous love story...Eleanor Cole had no idea that when she met the charmingly irresistible Becker Hunt, she was putting her life on the line. So when she discovers his secrets, escape seems to be her only option - but Becker isn't ready to let Eleanor go.She knows better than to fall into his corrupt world again, but how long can she resist when he's stolen her heart?Eleanor must make a choice, to stay and follow Becker into the heart of the danger...or risk losing him forever!Becker Hunt is back and this time he's not letting Eleanor walk away..Show Notes:- Promo for If the Boot Fits by Rebekah Weatherspoon (00:00:05 - 00:02:14)- Welcome to the November Book Club with Becky- The 12 Days of Boobsmas kicks off TOMORROW, December 1st!- Welcoming Becky Feldman, the first and final book club guest of 2020- What's coming up on Too Stupid to Live?- Better Hanukkah romance please (00:09:40)- The holiday book that Kelly couldn't remember, Love All Year, as featured in Bawdy Bookworms December Quickie Box- Titles you never forget: What the Parrot Saw by Darlene Marshall - Introducing Wicked Truths (00:18:45)- Be sure to check out our review of Artful Lies, the first book in the Hunt Legacy Duology. - The brief synopsis for Wicked Truths (00:23:21)- Let the spanking begin... - The American obsession with English culture and mannerisms - Question #1: Who would you cast to play the roles of Becker and Eleanor? (00:28:55)- Spoiler-free takes on Becker & Eleanor - The Hunt Legacy Duology vs. Fifty Shades of Grey (in the best way possible)- Question #2: How did your predictions for Wicked Truths measure up with the way the events actually unfolded? (00:38:07)- The allure of solving the mystery - Defining a "happily ever after" in romance*Giveaway winner announcement* (00:42:51)- Let the spoiler talk begin! (00:44:08)- Babies, vulnerabilities, and sexy con-men- Long live the cheeky British bastard!- The sex scene to end all sex scenes (00:57:16)- What's next for Jodi Ellen Malpas??- Therapy in romance - see Becky's interview with Skye McDonald and my discussion with Angela, host of the Cozy Mystery Book Club- Romance has done its job in 2020- Heart, Humor, & Heat Ratings (01:23:48)- Make spanking fun again... - Kicking off The 12 Days of Boobsmas... (01:30:20)Giveaway Winner:Kathleen BrigaglianoFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

This episode is sponsored by Best Women's Erotica of the Year, Volume 5 edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel, published by Cleis Press. The Novella:Just One More: a Valentine's Day Novella 
The Author: Jodie Slaughter 
The Noobies: Krystal (IG: @krystal_casey)Cambria (IG: @camofclansquare)The Synopsis:Tattoo artist Whitney Harris loves Valentine’s Day.The bright colors, giant hearts, and sugary sweet coating that seems to cover the world on February 14th make her feel all kinds of warm and fuzzy inside. She may be more festive than the average person, but her plans for her long weekend are pretty tame. As long as she gets to stay in her bed, marathon a ton of romantic movies, and eat at least three of her favorite pink heart cupcakes, she’ll count it as a win. The very last thing she expects is for a handsome stranger to completely upend all of that.The only thing Victor Grant enjoys more than being a barber is Valentine’s Day.For him, it’s all about the experience of romance and the possibility of forever. The man loves love and he’s determined to be apart of his own great love story someday. Even if that means taking a few losses along the way when things don’t work out. Just when he thinks his Valentine’s Day has turned into a total bust, a beautiful stranger crashes into his life and suddenly makes his long weekend a lot more interesting.A near-disastrous first meeting brings them together, but with both chemistry and desire running high, one sexy night together doesn’t feel nearly enough like true satisfaction.
Details:Sponsored promo for Best Women's Erotica of the Year, Volume 5Pounce, the game of Competitive Solitaire: Who knew that was a thing?Travel Collectibles Black History Month... but why is it the shortest month of the year? Joaquin Phoenix - You never know what to expect when the man opens his mouthValentine's Day Plans The BookThe "Straight" Man/Woman Character vs. Their Quirky Best FriendsSandy is the Worst Character in GreaseFirst Person POV or no? Cambria Hates Holden Caulfield.Heart, Heat, & Humor When it comes to the sex, Whitney + Vic = #SexGoalsIf you had to choose between men and cupcakes...?The future of romance for Krystal and Cambria...Shoutouts: Alyssa Cole's The Reluctant Royals series 
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The Novel:Simmer DownThe Author: Sarah SmithThe Noobies:Rex Barraza (@rexbarraza)The Synopsis:Nikki DiMarco knew life wouldn’t be all sunshine and coconuts when she quit her dream job to help her mom serve up mouthwatering Filipino dishes to hungry beach goers, but she didn’t expect the Maui food truck scene to be so eat-or-be-eaten—or the competition to be so smoking hot.But Tiva’s Filipina Kusina has faced bigger road bumps than the arrival of Callum James. Nikki doesn’t care how delectable the British food truck owner is—he rudely set up shop next to her coveted beach parking spot. He’s stealing her customers and fanning the flames of a public feud that makes her see sparks.The solution? Let the upcoming Maui Food Festival decide their fate. Winner keeps the spot. Loser pounds sand. But the longer their rivalry simmers, the more Nikki starts to see a different side of Callum…a sweet, protective side. Is she brave enough to call a truce? Or will trusting Callum with her heart mean jumping from the frying pan into the fire? *Content Warning* Grief following death of a parentShow Notes:- #The12DaysofBoobsmas is coming - Check out the rewards and sneak peeks on Patreon- Welcoming Rex, Zoom-performing extraordinaire - Finding connection and new opportunities during the pandemic- Audio erotica...- Audiobook listening vs. e-reader reading- Intro to Simmer Down by Sarah Smith (00:08:54)- Rex's less-than-romantic experience with romance - Synopsis for Simmer Down (00:16:34)- The Simmer Down drinking game...- Shoutout to Sarah & Skye, host of Quick & Dirty Romance- The obsession with food trucks, cooking competition shows, and The Great Pottery Throwdown - The BIG difference between taco trucks and food trucks (00:22:54)- Representation matters- A petty note about kittens...- A throwback to cinnamon rolls from our With Just One Kiss episode - Food porn for days- The perfect flaccid penis (00:38:35)- Accidental penis sightings?- 2020 Hallmark Christmas movies (00:50:36)- The eight people that live in Maui (00:53:11)- "The G-spot whisperer" and Kelly's favorite C-word- A couple of steamy sexcerpts - Heart, Humor, & Heat Ratings (01:04:52)- Wrap-up with Rex- Stop censoring sex and normalizing violenceFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*
 

This episode is brought to you by The Rancher Meets His Match, the fourth Western romance in the Millers of Morgan Valley series by Kate Pearce.The Novel:Party Favors (So Over the Holidays #4)The Author: Erin McLellanThe Noobies:Jessica, Host of Deconstructing Damsels IG: @damselspodcastTwitter: @damselspodcastThe Synopsis:Three…Amanda Ellis knows three things: she’s tired of doing what’s expected of her, she hates her job at her family’s business, and the last thing she wants to do is attend her parents’ boring New Year’s Eve ball with a date her mother picked. A few days of fun with her online best friend is exactly what she needs to ring in the New Year on her own terms.Two…Wren Rebello is impulsive and always ready for fun. A last-minute girls’ getaway sounds like the perfect way to spend New Year’s. But even Wren isn’t prepared for the spark of attraction she feels when she meets Amanda in person for the first time. Good thing Wren loves popping Amanda’s cork.One…After days spent sharing end-of-year resolutions and the one bed in their cottage, the clock strikes midnight and the ball drops on their time together. As Amanda and Wren go their separate ways, they leave new resolutions unfulfilled. Is there enough New Year’s magic left to turn their online friendship into real-life love?Show Notes:- Sponsored promo for The Rancher Meets His Match by Kate Pearce - 2021 Themes - Get a sneak peek on Patreon- Welcoming Jessica Hannan, host of Deconstructing Damsels - Kicking off a new year with a great book!- Finding your "comfortable" in romance: historical vs. contemporary- A few (too many) words on "America's Next Top Model" (00:10:40)- Introducing Party Favors (00:17:38)- Throwback to our Stocking Stuffers episode- Non-shaming and nontraditional - Erin McLellan, Suleikha Snyder, Rebekah Weatherspoon- A short synopsis for Party Favors- Overall Impressions (00:25:04)- Friendship goals- New-old year resolutions- Any excuse to be naked- The orgy t-shirt we all need (00:38:41)- Ever-evolving body standards and plastic surgery- Ode to verbal foreplay... and Shrek's dick (00:54:10)- A few steamy sexcerpts (00:59:24)- Gimme! That! Foreplay!- Trust & Sex- Heart, Heat, & Humor Ratings (01:06:35)- Found family and friendships across genders (in historical romance): Tessa Dare and Martha Waters - Wrapping things up!Shoutouts: - Podcasts: My Worst Date, Heaving Bosoms- IG: PeaceLoveBooksxo, RemarkablyLisa, & LaceyBookLovers- YouTube: Allison Pregler (reacts to Modelland), Brad Mondo (hairdresser reacts to ANTM)Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*
 

The Novel:Sex and Other Shiny Objects 
The Author: Lauren Blakely 
The Noobies: Ronny Pascale 
The Synopsis:The second the test-the-sexy-scenes offer landed in my lap, I said yes.After all, I've been damn curious about a few things I've read in romance novels. Do buttons truly go flying across the floor when you rip off a guy's shirt? Is staircase nookie hella hot or does it leave you with a big old bruise mark on your back? And don’t even get me started on all that panty shredding, and whether it even works.Time to find out as I embark on Project Romance Novel Scenes Research, at the request of my hotshot book editor bestie.
All I need is a willing scene partner. Enter Tristan, my best guy friend. The witty, tell-it-like-it-is, bearded hottie volunteers for the experiment.
He's also the guy who gave me the most devastating, toe-curling kiss of my life ten years ago. But nothing has happened since then.And nothing will come between my panties and our friendship now since we have a plan to keep it PG.But once the buttons start flying, all bets are off...
S-E-X AND OTHER SHINY OBJECTS is a standalone romance in the BOYFRIEND MATERIAL series. The other titles are ASKING FOR A FRIEND and ONE NIGHT STAND-IN.Show Notes: - Memories of Myspace Top 8 - What do I do if my dog eats a tampon? Based on a true story- Introducing Ronny Pascale and "Ronny 365": 365 Podcasts in 2020- How to become verified or "famous enough"- Twitter vs. Instagram- What's not to love about game shows and cooking competitions? - Fifty Shades of Grey the Musical - 365 dni ("365 Days")- Stuffed Breads & Anthony Bourdain- Plot Synopsis for Sex and Other Shiny Objects - Apologies to anybody named Gage...- Positive and non-toxic male relationships are so refreshing *Cue noisy apartment-dwelling children in background*- Reenactment shows are our vice - Do New Yorkers really have bathtubs big enough for bath sex?- New York notes: what is a bottega? - Some of our favorite (and least favorite) lines - Let's talk about badminton... - A couple more petty notes- The voice of Tristan sounds like a chainsmoker (just in case you listen to the audiobook)- The coming out story we all need and love- The beauty/difficulty of 69-ing- Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate - Heart, Heat, & Humor- If you need a podcast guest, meet Ronny! Shoutouts: Talkward PodcastRockwell Table & Stage: Parody Musicals Fine & Raw Chocolate Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novel:The Pool Boy (Nashville Neighborhood #2)The Author:Nikki SloaneThe Not-so-Noobie:Thien-Kim Lam Bawdy BookwormsThe Synopsis:Nothing says happy birthday like catching your husband in a compromising position with his boss.His male boss.Why, hello, midlife crisis. I’m starting over, but this time I’m doing it right. Or at least I’m doing what I want.Taking the day off from work to hang out poolside? Yup. Do I leave the swimsuit in my house? Sure.Does my very hot, twenty-something pool boy happen to catch me naked? Oh, yeah, he does. And he likes what he sees… a lot.My best friend keeps telling me to have a fling and get back out there. But I’m not so sure she meant for me to do it with her son.Show Notes:- Welcome to the August Book Club with Thien-Kim - Special Thanks to Valentine PR & Literary Management - Previous Bawdy Bookworms reads for Boobies & Noobies: Ice Cream Lover by Jackie Lau and Calling It by Jen Doyle- An ode to donuts- The History of Bawdy Bookworms: a sex toy subscription box for romance readers (00:05:27)- Exploring safe sexual fantasies with romance novels- The September Quickie collab with Smexy Books- Thien-Kim's #OwnVoices romance novel out 2021 with Avon- Follow Thien-Kim Lam on her website and pick up your first Bawdy Bookworms box today!- Introducing The Pool Boy by Nikki Sloane (00:23:13)- Initial impressions- Preferences in age gap romance (00:28:07)- Reading a series out of order- The story behind the Nashville Neighborhood series: PORN (00:34:46)- Dream casting for The Pool Boy (00:38:03)- Emotional maturity in a male characters *Promo for My Imaginary Friends Show* (00:45:54)- Let the Spoiler Talk begin... (00:46:52)- Writing happy endings while the world is on fire - Your friendly reminder (rant) to read the author's acknowledgments - Who doesn't love some mutual masturbation?- A couple of steamy sexcerpts (01:05:33)- Lube, lube, lube, lube, lube- Heart, Humor, & Heat Ratings (01:18:00)- Swords crossing...- September Book Club announcement and Giveaway WinnerGiveaway Winner:Beth CherrySeptember Book Club:Getting Schooled by Emma ChaseFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

This episode is brought to you by The Rebellious Rancher, the third book in the Millers of Morgan Valley series by Kate Pearce. The Rebellious Rancher is available wherever books are sold.The Novel:With Just One Kiss (Grayson Friends #6)The Author: Francis RayThe Noobie:Lauren, Writer and Creator of Literary Dates The Synopsis:Cicely St. John is not impressed by her friend C.J. Callahan’s so-called passion in life: running a New York City bar that he inherited from his uncle. So why can’t Cicely stop thinking about the dance they shared at their mutual friends’ wedding—or the mutual attraction she felt in C.J.’s arms?As far as C.J. is concerned, Cicely is a snob whose “passion” in life—writing for fashion magazines—is as pretentious as she is. So why can’t he keep his eyes off her? C.J. has a business to run. And Cicely has a job opportunity in Paris. Neither of them even has time to think about romance right now. But maybe, just once, the two could test their friendship…with just one kiss.Show Notes: - Sponsored promo for The Rebellious Rancher - Introducing Lauren, the blogger behind Literary Dates- Shoutout to author Sarah Smith for making the connection - preorder Sarah's new book, Simmer Down (00:02:53)- Dating IRL vs. Dating book boyfriends- How long do you have to live in NYC to be a legit New Yorker?- Coming Soon: Literary Dates in other States...- Where to find & follow Literary Dates (00:17:43)- Selecting a romance novel set in NYC: With Just One Kiss (00:18:48)- Synopsis for With Just One Kiss - Lauren recommends: Sarah Smith, Skye McDonald, & Colleen Hoover- CJ... the book boyfriend of our dreams (00:29:19)- The great tea controversy- Shout out to My Worst Date Podcast - Virtual speed dating: yay or nay?- Cicely & CJ: a match made in romance- A delicious romance... do not read hungry! (00:48:10)- Kelly's petty note about cinnamon rolls (00:49:18)- The mysterious ice skating rink...- One major complaint: stop telling women they can't "have it all" (00:55:06)- A couple of sexcerpts...- Lauren's Literary Date Recs for With Just One Kiss (01:08:51)- Heart, Heat, & Humor Ratings (01:17:28)- "His burgeoning desire" - Make yourself feel good. Period. Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*
 

The Novel:To Have and to Hoax
The Author: Martha Waters 
The Noobies: Sarah Wendell
The Synopsis:In this fresh and hilarious historical rom-com, an estranged husband and wife in Regency England feign accidents and illness in an attempt to gain attention—and maybe just win each other back in the process.Five years ago, Lady Violet Grey and Lord James Audley met, fell in love, and got married. Four years ago, they had a fight to end all fights, and have barely spoken since.Their once-passionate love match has been reduced to one of cold, detached politeness. But when Violet receives a letter that James has been thrown from his horse and rendered unconscious at their country estate, she races to be by his side—only to discover him alive and well at a tavern, and completely unaware of her concern. She’s outraged. He’s confused. And the distance between them has never been more apparent.Wanting to teach her estranged husband a lesson, Violet decides to feign an illness of her own. James quickly sees through it, but he decides to play along in an ever-escalating game of manipulation, featuring actors masquerading as doctors, threats of Swiss sanitariums, faux mistresses—and a lot of flirtation between a husband and wife who might not hate each other as much as they thought. Will the two be able to overcome four years of hurt or will they continue to deny the spark between them?With charm, wit, and heart in spades, To Have and to Hoax is a fresh and eminently entertaining romantic comedy—perfect for fans of Jasmine Guillory and Julia Quinn. Show Notes: - Introducing Sarah Wendell, writer, reader, & podcasting extraordinaire - 15+ amazing years of connecting romance readers from around the world on Smart Bitches, Trashy Books- Sarah's favorite and least favorite tropes (no "danger boners" please)- Pass on the "Best Friend's Brother" trope - for a less traditional take on that trope, check out our review of The Secret to Dating Your Best Friend's Sister by Meghan Quinn- Quarantine does not mean stress-free reading...- A quick guide to painting your non-dominant hand- Introducing To Have and to Hoax by Martha Waters - Sarah's first foray into romance novels at the library - Kelly's introduction to romance novels with I'm in No Mood for Love by Rachel Gibson- A brief synopsis for To Have and to Hoax - This is a romance novel written by someone who loves romance novels- If you're looking for a contemporary romcom set during Regency Era...- Things we love: female friendships, a perfect meet cute, and a commitment to consumption!- The secret that just keeps on going... a difficult task to accomplish in a novel- A little something extra for fans of Friends- We're hooked on the female characters, but when it comes to the men... "Such dudes."- How did we get to this point? What have you been doing for the last five years?- More groveling, please! - This is a "cilantro" book - you will absolutely love it if you can get on board with the silliness - All the makings for a theatrical farce - Martha, we need the stage adaptation.- Get ready for a SLOW burn...- Beyond Heaving Bosoms: The Smart Bitches' Guide to Romance Novels and some wise words about writing sex scenes from Lisa Kleypas- An ode to Lisa Kleypas' Wallflower series- Kelly shares a sexcerpt (or more like a kisscerpt)- Heart, Heat, & Humor Ratings  - What's drawing people in right now? Cozy, low-angst reads that make you laugh - Some quick recs: Jennifer Crusie, Knit One, Girl Two by Shira Glassman- It's easy to root for nice, good humans  - Where and how to find Sarah - she's here to help you with recs!What Sarah's reading: The Cadfael Series, Star of the Morning by Lynn Kurland, Witch Hat Atelier (Kindle Unlimited), Julia Quinn's Rokesby SeriesWhat Kelly's reading: Carolina Reapers Series by Samantha Whiskey ShoutoutsAtria BooksFrolic Podcast Network Sonali DevFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast
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The Novel:A Very Witchy YuletideThe Author: D. LieberThe Noobie: Annie Hex, Owner of Hex Poetry ApothecaryThe Synopsis:First love is hard to forget, and even harder to ignore…Evergreen Pendre wasn’t planning on going home for Yule. But when her Mom tells her the old coven is coming for a visit, she wants to see everyone. Well, almost everyone.After four and a half years, Sawyer Collins finally has a chance to reconnect with his first love, Eeva Pendre. He might have been too shy to tell her how he felt before, but he’s changed. And he’s determined not to let her slip away this time.As the coven prepares for Yule, they are reminded that not everyone has the holiday spirit in this contemporary Pagan holiday romance.Show Notes: - Ringing in the penultimate Boobsmas episode with Annie Hex- More magic in our lives- Hex Apothecary's "poetry experiences"- The "joy-spreading, big queer-mobile" and Rose Tour (00:07:32)- A tarot reading care package for Christmas?- Reclaiming the holidays (00:15:23)- Introducing "Cool Yule"- A brief synopsis of A Very Witchy Yuletide (00:20:20)- Chosen family for the holidays- A little more on Yule- Happy Holidays vs. Merry Christmas (00:33:57)- Family goals and Cat Moms- More shy and sensitive men in 2021 (00:39:49)- Condoms in every room- A few steamy sexcerpts (00:48:13)- Heart, Humor, Heat, & Holiday Ratings (00:55:07)- Future romance reads - Lesbian love poems- The 11th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin Giveaway Winner:IG: @erin.readsromanceFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novel:A Crown for Christmas The Author: Rachel Van Dyken The Noobie: Becky Feldman, Host of Too Stupid to Live The Synopsis:The first time I met Fitz or to most of the world Duke Fitzegerald Heraldo Belleville, I punched him in the throat.I was actually aiming for his chin, but he was a few years older, clearly not wiser, but at least taller. He started wheezing on his candy cane. And well, the rest is history.Hate replaced what could have been friendship, and for the rest of my teen years, I watched him flirt with every single breathing female. I hated him. Plotted his death with a smile on my face. And knew that my first decree as Queen would be to chop off his head. Except now that I'm finally old enough to inherit the title, there's one tiny little slip-up...I need a man by my side.The problem?I may have accidentally scared them all away. I have no options. Until the devil rings my doorbell with a wicked grin on his face and revenge dancing like sugarplums in his gaze. I hate that I need him. It's a serious problem.We have twelve days before we say I do. I just pray we survive without killing each other first.Show Notes: - Welcome back, Becky Feldman! Catch Becky in our November Book Club review of Wicked Truths. - Too Stupid to Live's Hanukkah romance review of Revving Up for the Holidays.- The Hanukkah romance that Becky wants to read (00:05:33)- A few brief words on "Happiest Season"...- Becky's book recommendation: Cold Wicked Lies by Toni Anderson- A Hallmark movie recommendation: "Double Holiday"- Lifetime vs. Hallmark vs. Netflix (00:16:31)- Welcome to Vague Europe- America's obsession with the monarchy- Introducing today's royal read (00:24:02)- Our Steamy Spotlight interview with Rachel Van Dyken - Phillipa Soo and the late great Fitzwilliam- A Crown for Christmas and "The Crown"- The philosophy of "Aladdin" (00:39:30)- A winter book, rather than a Christmas book- "Getting involuntarily wet"- A few memorable kisses (00:52:49)- Weirdo candy cane flavors- Check out My Worst Date Podcast vs. Bud Light Seltzer Ugly Sweater Pack on Patreon- Heart, Humor, Heat & Holiday Ratings (01:01:39)- Send us your contemporary royal romance recommendations!- Becky's future Hanukkah romance- The 8th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin Giveaway Winner:Twitter: @iunfoldFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

This episode is brought to you by Don't Look, the latest release from New York Times bestselling author, Alexandra Ivy. The Novel:Sweet on YouThe Author: Carla de GuzmanThe Noobies: Elizabeth & Desiree, Hosts of Really Reading Romance Book ClubEast City BooksThe Synopsis:All’s fair in love and prank warsFor barista and café owner Sari Tomas, Christmas means parols, family and no-holds-barred karaoke contests. This year, though, a new neighbor is throwing a wrench in all her best-laid plans. The baker next door—“some fancy boy from Manila”—might have cute buns, but when he tries to poach her customers with cheap coffee and cheaper tactics, the competition is officially on.And Baker Boy better be ready, because Sari never loses.Foodie extraordinaire Gabriel Capras wants to prove to his dad that his career choice doesn’t make him any less a man. The Laneways might not be Manila, but the close-knit community is the perfect spot to grow his bakery into a thriving business. He wasn’t expecting a gorgeous adversary in the barista next door, but flirting with her makes his heart race, and it’s not just the caffeine.It’s winner takes all this Christmas. And more than one competitor might just lose their heart for the holidays. Show Notes: - Promo for Don't Look by Alexandra Ivy- Welcome Destinee and Elizabeth, hosts of Really Reading Romance, East City Books' romance book club- All about the book club!- D & E's romance-ish meet cute (00:05:39)- "Food porn" romance recs: The Duke Who Didn't by Courtney Milan and Simmer Down by Sarah Smith- Favorite holiday eats and treats- Humid in the summer or freezing in the winter?- Horny for Christmas (00:19:32)- Introducing Sweet on You (00:21:47)- Celebrating Christmas outside of America - Faith in romance novels - A few words about "Happiest Season" (again)- #FamilyGoals in romance novels- Therapy in romance recs: Snapped by Alexa Martin and Not Suitable for Work by Skye McDonald (00:34:08)- Don't forget about the Dedication and Acknowledgements - "Prank Wars", the new enemies-to-lovers (00:42:45)- Prank Wars in romance recs: You Deserve Each Other by Sarah Hogle, The Worst Best Man by Mia Sosa, To Have and To Hoaxby Martha Waters- A "10 Things I Hate About You" throwback- A few sexy kisses... and a little something something (00:51:07)- Consent vs. "Backing Out"- What do you want to see more of in romance? (01:00:18)- Shoutout to Romance Class- A few favorite reads from 2020: The Write Escape by Charish Reid, The Roommate by Rosie Danan, The Devil of Downtown by Joanna Shupe, and Office Hours by Katrina Jackson (01:05:37)- Kelly's go-to Lani Lynn Vale series- Heart, Humor, Heat & Holiday Ratings (01:11:19) - The rules for Baby Jesus- On The Pool Boy heat scale... - The 9th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin Giveaway Winner:Twitter: @MeganB0629IG: @ilikeoldbooks1213     @cooking_with_my_cozys     @crystal__mercedesFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novel:Getting SchooledThe Author:Emma ChaseThe Not-so-Noobie:Laura, What to Read Next PodcastThe Synopsis:Head of the class...Garrett Daniels has this whole life thing figured out.The cocky, charismatic former high school star quarterback is an idolized football coach and "cool" teacher in the hometown where he's not just a golden boy—he's platinum. He has good friends, a great house on the lake, and the best damn sidekick a man could ask for: Snoopy, the albino beagle.Then...Callie Carpenter comes home.And knocks him right on his tight end zone.Back to school...Callie has a pretty sweet life herself...on the other side of the country. But circumstances—that she'd prefer to never speak of again—have brought her back home, helping out her parents and substitute teaching at her old high school.Now she's facing bickering, raging hormones, constant gossip, awkward weirdness, and drama galore...and that's just the teachers.Just like old times...When Garrett offers to show his former high school sweetheart the secrets of his winning teacher ways, Callie jumps at the chance—and then has to stop herself from jumping him.Good friends are all they can ever be.Or...these teachers just might end up getting schooled—hard—by love.*Trigger warning: loss of a pet*Show Notes:- Welcome to the September Book Club with Laura- Book overload in September!- A mini look at The 12 Days of Boobsmas...- The best of fall foliage and spooky activities- How to get away when you're not able to get away- Fall Book Recommendations from Laura (00:09:31)- Special Thanks to Valentine PR & Literary Management - Introducing this month's read... (00:15:03) - From DNF to Book Club pick - Changing reading habits during a pandemic- A brief synopsis for Getting Schooled (00:24:05)- Laura's complete distaste for second chance romance- Question: How do you feel about second chance romance? (00:32:39)- Initial impressions & what we loved most- Two thumbs up for parents who get it on in books!!- The hero is basically Kelly's dad... ew. (00:47:03)- Question: Who's your favorite fictional teacher? (00:49:39)- "Mr. Hall, I was riding the crimson wave."- Question: Who would you pick to play Garrett and Callie? (00:55:01)*Promo for The Dinner Sisters (01:00:21)- Let the Spoiler Talk begin... (01:01:16)- This book is all about #familygoals - One steamy sexcerpt... blame Laura (01:19:34)- Heart, Humor, & Heat Ratings (01:27:24)- It's not a Nikki Sloane book, but... - October Book Club announcement and Giveaway WinnerGiveaway Winner:Sarah BolineOctober Book Club:Shadows (Bayou Magic #1) by Kristen Proby Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novella:Planes, Trains, and Head Over Heels 
The Author: Erika Kelly 
The Noobies: Ginger Pennington 
The Synopsis:Eleven sweet and sexy holiday stories from New York Times and USA Today best-selling authors! Grab a cup of cocoa and curl up with this collection that will warm your heart and curl your toes.Each story is a new standalone contemporary romance set within popular series, with no spoilers, no cliffhangers, never-before-featured couples, and hot happy endings. This anthology of quick reads (each can be read in an hour or so) will only be available as a collection for a very limited time. Naughty never looked so nice!
*This story appears in the limited-edition Holiday Anthology, Holiday Ever After. As of December 22nd, this anthology series is no longer available for purchase on Amazon. Giveaway Winner:IG: @angela2bpecked
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This episode is brought to you by Island Affair, the first book in a brand new series from USA TODAY bestselling author, Priscilla Oliveras. Island Affair is out now, and available wherever books are sold. Summary:In the first of two Steamy Spotlights for May (because double the trouble, double the fun!) Kelly interviews bestselling author, Nana Malone about her latest novel, Big Ben. Other discussion topics include finding solace in your second office during quarantine (in Nana's case, the car), writing/reading to your Id, and our shared obsession with all things Robin Hood. 
Guest: Nana Malone Show Notes: - Surviving the Covid-19 Quarantine - The struggles of writing at home with tiny humans around- The "Covid 15" - Nana has a thing for Oreos - Not as young as we used to be... - Maintaining a normal(ish) work schedule during quarantine - Escaping the editing process by any means possible - A secret love affair with romance novels that began in Ghana...- The "black market" for book exchanges- Reading while writing, or no? (00:25:30)- Praise for diversity in romance - Shoutout to Brenda Jackson, Beverly Jenkins, and Sandra Kitt- You're not going to be "everyone's cup of tea" and that's okay!- Jennifer Lynn Barnes and the Psychology of Fiction: Writing to your Id (00:31:00)- Nana and I both have a thing for Robin Hood- Somewhere between Meli Raine and Julia Kent - it's funny, but people are gonna get shot at *Promo for The Mermaid Podcast* (00:35:05)- Introducing Big Ben - office romance meets The Skulls and Ocean's Eleven (00:36:03)- We must talk about The Skulls (Shoutout to Rachel Van Dyken)- Other Heist Stories to watch: Money Heist, Inside Man, Takers, The Italian Job, Widows- Nana's "thing" for Clive Owen and Hayden Christenson - Praise for the Big Ben cover (and cover model): James Clippinger- Big Ben's ties to Nana's Royals Series (Full Reading Order)- Planting "Easter eggs" for the readers - Adventures living abroad in London - from Princess Diana to parties with models - Prince Harry swinging his bid d*ck up in here (00:49:21)- Loving the royals for their traditions... and then writing royals to turn those traditions around- The idea behind Big Ben and the See No Evil Trilogy (00:54:09)- Shoutout to Sierra Simone - Making Your Id List (whatever "you're trash for")- Raise your hand if you're an achiever... Creating strong female heroes - Nana's Id List: Robin Hood, tight banter, snarky/cocky heroes, superheroes, secret societies, strong ass female characters, a training montage (01:01:20)- Shoutout to Mia Sosa for her latest release, The Worst Best Man - Nana has a fangirl moment for author Juno Rushdan- Apologies in advance for the cliffhanger in Big Ben... - Look out for the next book in the series, The Benefactor (available June 9th) - The stories that Nana is dying to write... Alias fanfic and La Femme Nikita (01:11:04) - Back to heist stories with Covert Affairs and White Collar - Nana remembers college with Joe Manganiello and Matt Bomer - Nana's advice to writers: BITCHOK "Butt in the Chair, Hands on Keyboard" (01:17:45)- Nana's advice for Noobie romance readers: Make your own Id list! (01:22:42)- "We're all in romance together. What's on your Kindle is YOUR business." - Nana Malone- Understanding what you love about the books you read- Connect with Nana Malone on social media and on her website! Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

Summary:Melissa Croce, joins Kelly to discuss her debut book, Single and Forced to Mingle: A Guide for (Nearly) Any Socially Awkward Situation. Other topics include a few favorite 2020 reads, the difficulties of online dating, and a round of "Dear Aunt Carol" MadLibs, straight from Melissa's book.  Guest: Melissa Croce Show Notes: - From viral Twitter post to published author, meet Melissa Croce- Cheers to a new (and hopefully better) year!- Smart goals and resolutions- Redefining your "Daily Rhythm" - Setting the tone for 2021 with Melissa's book (00:13:37)- Melissa's viral "Why I'm Single" brochure - Translating a whirlwind, viral moment to a debut book- Millennials in a nut shell - Validating choice (00:24:59)- A quick excerpt to set the tone- The best things about singlehood (00:30:25)- Learning how to say, "No."- Women as emotional anchors (00:34:37)- The worst things about singlehood (00:36:47)- A few words on professional cuddlers...- Melissa's love of romance (00:42:24)- Melissa's Romance Rec: If I Never Met You- Kelly's Romance Rec: Make Me Hate You (You can listen to our Book Club review, too!)- Aunt Carol MadLibs (00:54:59)- Tips for improving your dating profile (01:01:25)- Society's always going to want more from you...- Wrapping up with Melissa Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

Summary:In this month's Steamy Spotlight episode, Kelly interviews author Martha Waters about her debut novel, To Have and To Hoax (on sale April 7th, 2020), her favorite book-spirations, and of course, how she's surviving the long days of quarantine. 
Guest: Martha Waters 
Show Notes: - Surviving the Covid-19 Quarantine - Writing/reading romance at this time - hardship or escape?- Coming together through isolation - Tips and tricks for surviving social-distancing (long Jane Austen-esque walks)- A toast to "Future Martha" for reaching her deadline- Martha's romance origin story: Georgette Heyer and Julia Quinn- The Best of Regency Romance: Eloisa James, Tessa Dare, & Sarah MacLean- A switch to the new "rom com" with The Hating Game by Sally Thorne- Writing Children's and Young Adult (YA) vs. Writing Romance- Separating your day job from your passion projects- Martha's obsession with consumption, the "most romantic way to die"- Anne of the Island Spoiler Alert! - Introducing To Have and To Hoax (which began as a NaNoWriMo project)- Morning bird or night owl?- Setting a timer for writing ala Lauren Graham- Recommended: Anything Lucy Parker (even non-romance readers will love)- If you missed it, I read Act Like It by Lucy Parker on an episode of Too Stupid to Live- Recommended: Kate Clayborn - fantastic real, dreamy book boyfriends - To Have and To Hoax: Pride and Prejudice meets "First Wives Club" - So much more than a debut novel - A quick note on reviews... keep them positive or keep them to yourself- A brief summary of To Have and To Hoax from Martha (it only took 35 minutes to get here)- This one's for the Friends fans: "The One Where Everyone Finds Out" - A sneak peek at Martha's next book, To Love and To Loathe, out in 2021 - Reimagining Friends in the Regency Era: "The One with the Regency Romance" - Martha's inspirations: sitcoms, Regency romance, and screwball comedies - What's up next for Martha? Lots of possibilities and ideas...- Martha's take on why so many adults enjoy YA novels- Advice to "noobies": read a subgenre that appeals to you!- Kelly loves her military/Navy SEAL romances- Who has the secret book of names for romance heroes?- The beginning of a beautiful friendship :)Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast
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Summary:Bestselling author, Jodi Ellen Malpas, joins Kelly to discuss her latest release, Artful Lies, the first book in the Hunt Legacy Duology. Other topics include Kelly and Jodi's shared passion for home goods, writing as an escape from reality, and the legacy of alpha-males Jodi has created in each of her books. Be sure to join us next week for our Book Club episode when we read and review Artful Lies!Guest: Jodi Ellen Malpas Show Notes: - Boobies & Noobies Book Club May Book Pick: Artful Lies by Jodi Ellen Malpas- Coping during times of quarantine... when you have a houseful of boys- Learning to slow down (it's difficult for some of us) - Our shared love for Home Sense/Home Goods, interior decorating, and candles - Jodi's writing and reading journey (00:09:29)- Horror as a gateway to Paranormal Romance (Shoutouts to J.R. Ward and Lara Adrian) - Growing up with "your mind somewhere else" - Writing for yourself and personal escapism: This Man- Jodi and I are angry about people telling us how to feel - The complicated process of publishing (00:18:19) - Jodi's favorite tropes to read and write (check out her office romance, Perfect Chaos)- Introducing Artful Lies, Book #1 in the Hunt Legacy Duology (00:26:38) - Shoutout to Bawdy Bookworms for introducing me to Jodi's work! - The process of adapting your book for the screen (Check out The Protector on Amazon and Passionflix - This Man is coming up next...)- An inside peek at Wicked Truths, the next book in the series - SPOILERS (00:41:15)- Jodi's dream project... it's building up piece by piece, starting with the male character- The challenge of creating distinctly different alpha males - Writing yourself into your books - Some advice for "noobie" writers & readers: be a little bit selfishFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

This episode is brought to you by Crushing It, the exciting new romantic comedy from debut author, Lorelei Parker. Crushing It is available wherever books are sold. The Novel:Make Me Hate You The Author:Kandi Steiner The Not-so-Noobie: Ariana (@arianareadsbooks)The Synopsis:If he kisses me right now, I’ll drown.Every sip of air is shallow and burning, because in the arms of my best friend’s brother, I’m the closest I’ve ever been to sin.His eyes flick to my lips, and I remember the first time I tasted him, seven years ago before I left this town and vowed never to return. His hands grip my waist, and I remember the pain when he rejected me, when my entire world crashed down at his command. His jaw clenches, and my senses come alive with one stinging reminder.I’m not his to kiss, and he’s not mine.I tried to stay away from Tyler Wagner, putting an entire country between us. But when his sister’s wedding brings us back to the same town, to the same house, I can’t avoid him, no matter how hard I try.He’s always there, his dark eyes bewitching, luring me into their depths. The memory of us pulls me under like a rip current, and when he flashes that smile, I lose my breath, along with my will, unable to escape his grip and find the surface.Now, hours before our plus ones arrive for the wedding, I’m in his arms, begging him to make me hate him, knowing he never could.If he kisses me right now, I’ll drown.And I’ll take him down with me.Show Notes:- Sponsored promo for Crushing It - Welcome to the July Book Club with Ariana- Special Thanks to Valentine PR & Literary Management - The romance series I'll continue to recommend to every reader: The Bluewater Billionaires (00:03:49)- Our shared appreciation and love for the "Core Four": Pippa Grant, Claire Kingsley, Lucy Score, and Kathryn Nolan- Ariana's masterful make-up looks - catch them on IG!- Why don't we have more book covers featuring women and JUST women?- "There was enough space for Aaron Burr and Hamilton"...- Ariana's Reading Recommendations (00:13:00)- Want to join another book club? Check out SheSquad Book Club- Book Club Question #1: What are your favorite romance novel tropes? (00:15:03)- Why do we love hockey romance so much?- Massive THANK YOU to Kandi Steiner for the bonus giveaway prizes!- Introducing Make Me Hate You (00:20:01) - Available for FREE on Kindle Unlimited- Spoiler-free summarized first impressions from Ariana & Kelly (00:24:34)- Shoutout to Kandi's latest release: Ritual (Available Now)- Astrology as it relates to our favorite characters... - Book Club Question #2: Who would you cast to play Jasmine in a film adaptation of Make Me Hate You? (00:32:56)- Smalt blue, not smelt blue...- A quick poll about "casting" cover models as the characters in books- Book Club Question #3: Who would you cast to play Tyler in the film adaptation of Make Me Hate You? - Jacob vs. Tyler vs. Azra vs. Jasmine aka the Love Trapezoid - The beginning of Kandi's Fun Facts (00:45:29)- Jasmine's mysterious podcast- Book Club Question #4: Have you been a bridesmaid before? What did you wear? (00:50:49) *Thank you for the pics*- Lavender... the unforgiving bridesmaid dress color *Promo for the Dateable Podcast- Let the Spoiler Talk begin... (00:56:50)- Shoutout to the pole dancers of the world - I love when characters HUSK- A couple of steamy sexcerpts... (01:30:05)- Heart, Heat, & Humor Ratings (01:35:00)- August Book Club announcement and Giveaway Winners 
Giveaway Winners:Emily MorrisKayla Schleicher*Shawna Broadstock*
August Book Club:The Pool Boy by Nikki Sloane (Available August 11th) Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novella:Spreading Christmas Joy 
The Author: Tory Baker 
The Noobies: Craig Park (IG: @craiglzzskates)
The Synopsis:Joy loves everything about Christmas. Her town has even nicknamed her Christmas Joy. Eb is a recluse who has no time for the holiday. When Joy comes over to share her cookies, spreading Christmas cheer, there’s only one thing that Eb wants to spread.
Joy.This standalone Christmas novella is hot enough to put you on Santa’s naughty list and give you visions of a lot more than sugar plums dancing.Giveaway Winner:Rikki Baugh*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novel:The Boyfriend Project
The Author: Farrah Rochon 
The Noobies: Nathaniel Williams (@natwill91)
The Synopsis:Samiah Brooks never thought she would be "that" girl. But a live tweet of a horrific date just revealed the painful truth: she's been catfished by a three-timing jerk of a boyfriend. Suddenly Samiah-along with his two other "girlfriends," London and Taylor-have gone viral online. Now the three new besties are making a pact to spend the next six months investing in themselves. No men and no dating.For once Samiah is putting herself first, and that includes finally developing the app she's always dreamed of creating. Which is the exact moment she meets the deliciously sexy Daniel Collins at work. What are the chances? But is Daniel really boyfriend material or is he maybe just a little too good to be true?
Show Notes: - The unrealistic expectations associated with turning 30- Redefining success and self-worth - Why do I give people strange voices when I tell stories about them? - Introducing The Boyfriend Project by Farrah Rochon (00:09:08)- A smart story about love, friendship, and biases in the workplace- Celebrating the history, heritage, and contributions of African Americans for Juneteenth 2020 (00:16:32)- Synopsis for The Boyfriend Project (00:17:19)- Defying our expectations and being happily surprised - The most epic first chapter in the history of romance novels...- Questionable sushi- The difficulties of dating in general, let alone dating as a successful woman of color - Discussing racial and gender biases in romance without defining the characters by their race or gender (00:33:07)- Praise for showcasing people doing their jobs (and killing it)- The fictional app that we all need- The fictional company that we all want to work at (00:43:57)- Somebody better call HR about these workplace massages, though... - Everybody knows THAT employee- The surprisingly seedy world of computer and financial crimes (00:48:08)- What can you fit on your plate? - Work and wealth does not define self worth (00:54:30)- Take a shot - here comes a "Sex and the City" reference - Nathaniel's "petty" notes and Kelly's "pretty" note - Hiking on a first date might as well be a "Dateline" episode- Our passion for "sexy realism" - condom talk, y'all (01:01:45)- A couple of steamy sexcerpts (01:05:50)- Heart, Humor, & Heat Ratings (01:10:58)- Comparing it to Faking Ms. Right by Claire Kingsley - Romance beyond cishet white authors and characters- What we can do to curb the vast racial gap in romance publishing Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novel:My Hallowe'en Heartbreak (Holiday Hat Trick Book #2)The Author: Melanie TingThe Noobies:Sasha & Courtney, Hosts of SpoopHour The Synopsis:It’s officially the worst Hallowe’en ever.First, Sophia Ando gets a demotion at her big law firm. Then she discovers her boyfriend making out with another woman at a Hallowe’en party. The cherry on top of her evening is when her rideshare is driven by Henry MacDonald—her childhood friend and secret crush. Dejected and dressed as a goofy anime character was not the look she wanted when she saw Henry again.Henry MacDonald isn’t thrilled to see Sophia either. He’s just quit the indie rock band he spent the last decade with. He’s turning thirty, has zero career prospects, and worst of all—he’s lost the spark that inspired his music. Being her chauffeur won’t impress the most accomplished person he knows—even if she looks like a rain-soaked Pikachu.As a distraction from her disastrous life, Sophia decides to make Henry her next project: helping him find work, a recreational hockey team, and even a girlfriend. The only problem is that Henry prefers the matchmaker to the matches.Show Notes:- Welcome Courtney & Sasha, the co-hosts of SpoopHour.- "When Cocktober comes a-knocking, you go a-cocking."- What is SpoopHour?- Shoutout to FriGay the 13th Podcast- Halloween in the time of Covid (00:08:19)- "Nothing small about his town, and by town, I mean his penis."- Let's talk crystal dildos (00:13:20)- "Can I f*ck that crystal?"- Listen to SpoopHour talk more crystal dildos in their Valentine's Day episode- "The vagina is a cul de sac. The butt is a super highway."- Introducing My Hallowe'en Heartbreak (00:23:11)- A quick tribute to hockey romance and "stretching on ice"- The Seattle Sockeyes series by Jami Davenport- Halloween or Hallowe'en? (00:27:15)- We've got a skeletal bone to pick with the synopsis of My Hallowe'en Heartbreak (00:30:23)- Romance, fanfiction, and Manga, oh my!- Another rant about turning 30...- Shoutout to Melanie Ting for a "Romy and Michele's High School Reunion" reference- The logistics of back seat to front seat... and other random musings (00:44:50)- Initial thoughts and impressions- The rarity of healthy family relationships - Big dick + small dick enthusiasm = Our hero, Henry (00:54:55)- Positive representation of condom use and lube!!!- Oh, Canada!- Praise be for authors and their playlists- Some steamy sexcerpts (01:14:42)- Did Melanie Ting just reference Twilight? - Heart, Humor, & Heat Ratings (01:21:48)- Future romance reads and current comfort re-reads Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

Summary:Hell Hath No Fury author and karaoke queen, RC Boldt, joins Kelly to discuss her venture into romantic suspense, her gift for digging up hole-in-the-wall taco stands, and her deep dive into the Dixie Mafia which may (or may not) have involved googling the "dark web". 
Guest: RC Boldt 
Show Notes: - Promo for Dateable, a Frolic Podcast Network show- Introducing RC Boldt - RC's go-to karaoke jams and workout playlists (00:02:27)- The beginning of RC's romance-reading career (00:05:35)- Friends-to-lovers and Second-Chance Romance with a dash of military - RC recommends: Anything by Lauren Layne - You gotta love a book named Clam Jam... - It's okay to break "the rules" and talk to the audience/reader- The history behind The Good Samaritan and why it doesn't fit inside "the box"- The crazy story behind RC's latest book, Hell Hath No Fury (00:15:20)- The challenges of writing romantic suspense (00:21:59)- The beauty that is Timothy Olyphant (and other dudes with shaved-heads) - A brief discussion about the evolution of romance novel covers- More romantic suspense to come!- The research deep-dive for Hell Hath No Fury (00:27:30)- What's one or two tidbits about the Dixie Mafia?- What's up next for RC? More mafia... (00:35:11)- Our shared gift for finding the best hole-in-the-wall foodie spots- The EXCLUSIVE blurb for RC's next mafia book! (00:39:13)- RC's advice to the "noobie" romance readers (00:45:08)
- This might be the start of a beautiful business venture... - Where to find, follow, and keep in touch with RC: on Instagram, Facebook, or join the Boldt's Beach Babes Readers group on Facebook.  
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This episode is sponsored by Driven, the fourth book in the Deep Ops series from New York Times and USA Today bestselling author, Rebecca Zanetti. The Novel:Loverboy (The Company #2)The Author: Sarina BowenThe Noobie:Sara Runnels IG: @omgskrTwitter: @omgskrThe Synopsis: Secrets, desires, and exquisite pie. It’s all in a day’s work at The Company.Growing up, I was the rough guy from the wrong neighborhood who couldn’t catch a break. Posy was the pampered girl I tried to impress. But I managed to steal only a single kiss before I had to skip town.Now I’m back, and the tables are turned. Posy runs a struggling pie shop. I’m the VP of a secretive billion dollar security company.Not that I can tell her.There’s a murderer on the loose in New York, and he seems to spend a lot of time at Posy’s shop. I can’t let on that I’m here to bring him down before he can harm a hair on her pretty head. Going undercover as Posy’s new barista wasn’t my idea. I don’t even drink coffee. But now I have to call her “boss,” and do everything the curvy perfectionist asks of me. I’d forgotten how much we infuriate each other, and that she somehow fills me with both irritation and desire in the same breath.There’s nobody more skilled at stealth ops than me. I can bring this killer down. Right after I take a cold shower. And just as soon as I figure out how to make a skinny peppermint latte with milk poured in the shape of a kitten...Show Notes:- Sponsored promo for Driven by Rebecca Zanetti (00:00:05 - 00:02:00)- Welcome to the ultimate millennial meme-maker, Sara Runnels- The art of sliding into someone's DM's- Be honest, original, and thoughtful (aka be "hot")- Airline copywriting by day, tweets and humor by night - The heyday of MTV...- Read Sara's work in the The New Yorker - "Dating Terms Inspired by Catfishing" (00:12:14)- Write from authentic experiences- Introducing Loverboy and The Company series (00:16:26)- Sarah's prior relationship with romance novels - The problem with "beach reads" (00:20:02)- Overall impressions- No baristas in New York City??- Soap opera family drama- Coffee porn FTW (00:38:40)- Not as much heat as expected...- A few steamy sexcerpts (00:47:37)- Bondage... with a purpose- A threesome (with her hormones)- Next up in the series?- Heart, Humor, and Heat Ratings (01:02:01)- Final thoughts and wrap-up - "Balls out, all-in"Books Mentioned: - Wallbanger by Alice Clayton- A Cowboy for All Seasons by Maisey YatesFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

This episode is brought to you by Wind River Undercover, the final book in Lindsay McKenna's Wind River Valley series. Wind River Undercover is out now, and available wherever books are sold. The Novel:The Rakess (Society of Sirens Book #1) by Scarlett PeckhamHeiress for Hire (A Duke's Heiress Romance Book #1) by Madeline Hunter 
The Authors: Scarlett PeckhamMadeline Hunter 
The Noobies: Erin Nickell 
The Rakess Synopsis:She’s a Rakess on a quest for women’s rights…Seraphina Arden’s passions include equality, amorous affairs, and wild, wine-soaked nights. To raise funds for her cause, she’s set to publish explosive memoirs exposing the powerful man who ruined her. Her ideals are her purpose, her friends are her family, and her paramours are forbidden to linger in the morning.
He’s not looking for a summer lover…Adam Anderson is a wholesome, handsome, widowed Scottish architect, with two young children, a business to protect, and an aversion to scandal. He could never, ever afford to fall for Seraphina. But her indecent proposal—one month, no strings, no future—proves too tempting for a man who strains to keep his passions buried with the losses of his past.
But one night changes everything...What began as a fling soon forces them to confront painful secrets—and yearnings they thought they’d never have again. But when Seraphina discovers Adam’s future depends on the man she’s about to destroy, she must decide what to protect… her desire for justice, or her heart.Heiress for Hire Synopsis: Minerva Hepplewhite has learned the hard way how to take care of herself. When an intruder breaks into her home, she doesn’t swoon or simper. Instead she wallops the rogue over the head and ties him up—only to realize he is Chase Radnor, the man who nearly got her convicted of her late husband’s murder. Now he’s insisting that Minerva has inherited a fortune from his uncle, a wealthy Duke. Only one thing could surprise her more: her sudden attraction to this exasperating man . . .Chase can’t decide whether Minerva is a wronged woman or a femme fatale. Either way, he’s intrigued. Since the scandal surrounding her husband’s death, she has set up a discreet detective business to rival Chase’s own. She may be the perfect person to help him uncover the truth about his uncle’s demise. But as proximity gives way to mutual seduction, Chase realizes he craves a much deeper alliance . . .
Show Notes:- Promo for Wind River Undercover by Lindsay McKenna - Meet Erin Nickell, a smart woman obsessed with reality television- Erin schools Kelly in the differences between "Below Deck" and "Below Deck: Mediterranean"- Other faves include "Dance Moms", "The Challenge", and "#RichKids of Beverly Hills" - Callback to "what you're trash for" from our Steamy Spotlight: Interview with Nana Malone- Constructing our future reality TV romance novel...- LISTENERS: Please share your reality TV/behind the scenes TV romance novel recs! - Intro to our show format for today (and the explanation behind it) 00:09:17- "I'll show you mine if you show me yours"- Thank you Patreon patrons!- Be sure to check out (and join) the Boobies & Noobies Book Club - Artful Lies is our May pick!- All it takes is the right book to get hooked on reading- Erin recaps The Rakess (00:18:40) - Feminism, female friendships, and a widower architect with baggage... but not enough "fuckery" - A brief history of Mary Wollstonecraft and her ties to The Rakess - Kelly recaps Heiress for Hire (00:28:30): "Murder She Wrote" meets "Knives Out"- Similarities (00:37:20): Sexual hang-ups/baggage, first book in a series, women challenging gender roles, fully-realized characters, men going down on women - A couple steamy sexcerpts - She takes him "into herself" several times- One more mention of "Murder She Wrote"- Heart, Heat, & Humor ratings for both books... These books are all about heart!- We're in it to win it for the rest of the series - LISTENERS: Do you want to see more book comparisons?Shoutouts:Tea & Strumpets Heather Toth (*New Patron*)Claire Kingsley & Lucy Score's Bootleg Springs series Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts* 

Summary:In this month's Steamy Spotlight episode, Kelly interviews bestselling author, Kandi Steiner about her writing origin story, her love for "emotional roller coaster" romances, and of course, the best whiskey recommendations. Old Fashioned, the fourth and final book in Kandi's Becker Brothers series is out March 19th.  Guest: Kandi SteinerShow Notes: - Kandi Steiner's whiskey recommendations: Chattanooga Whiskey Distillery - Do you want to blog and/or review with Social Butterfly PR?- Wuthering Heights: Kandi's intro to the world of romance- Reading vs. Rereading - A reader by nature & books as a "safety blanket" - Kandi's first novel... in 7th grade- Thank You to all of the supportive moms out there- Independently published authors ARE real authors- Building a community of strong and supportive women- She writes motivational non-fiction about mental health, too!- Advice from Kandi: If your work challenges or intimidates you, you're doing something right- Introducing the Becker Brothers, a series born from a tour of the Jack Daniel's Distillery - Ideas born from a pivotal emotional state - We like our men nerdy and dirty - Why do so many writers HATE their writing?- Stories don't have to change the world to make them worth telling- On the Way To You, a story about physical disabilities and mental health- The Wrong Game, the rom-com for serial daters and sports fans- Discussing Kandi's latest, Old Fashioned. - A Sneak Peek at Kandi's new novel plus her list of diverse authors to check out- How to broaden your lens as a writer and reader, but also support OWN authors - Palm South University Book #5 and the sequel to The Wrong Game: Coming Soon!- Snag a FREE copy of Rush, the first book in the PSU series by signing up for Kandi's newsletter- Football fans, unite!- What's up next? Kandi's motivational book!- Advice for romance-reading Noobies - Shed the shame and read what you like- Have you tried #BookTeaser on Instagram? It's a great way to find a new read- What Kandi's reading: His Dark Materials series Shoutouts: Susan Stoker Social Butterfly PRSchmexy Girl Book BlogFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

This episode is brought to you by The Duke Heist, the first installment in the Wild Wynchesters series by New York Times bestselling author, Erica Ridley.Summary:Author Madeleine Henry joins Kelly to discuss her latest release, The Love Proof. Discussion topics include Madeleine's journey from finance to fiction, our obsession with food porn, and an *EXCLUSIVE PEEK* at one of Madeleine's upcoming writing projects. Guest: Madeleine HenryIG: @madeleinehenryyogaShow Notes: - Sponsored Promo for The Duke Heist (00:00:05 - 00:03:30) - Grab a copy of FREE prequel story, The Governess Gambit- Introducing yogi and author, Madeleine Henry- Check out Madeleine's yoga-gram- Transitioning from finance to flexibility and fiction - Madeleine's first book: Breathe In, Cash Out- From Sci-Fi to romance- Madeleine's latest novel, The Love Proof- Writers reading romance (00:14:40)- Women in STEM- Genderless/Colorless vs. Gender Conscious- Invite Madeleine to your next book club (00:21:35)- Madeleine's Spotify Playlists for The Love Proof- Spotify playlists = the modern mixtape- Putting yourself in your books (00:33:07)- Think less, feel more- "Slowing down" mode and recharging the batteries- Writing the future in fiction (00:41:48)- An environmentally-friendly future? Sign me up!- Hopeful takeaways from the book (00:45:41)- Coming Soon-ish: Food Fight - An EXCLUSIVE peek at Madeleine's next book (00:50:00)- Advice for "noobie" romance readers (00:51:17)- Wrapping up with Madeleine HenryBooks Recommended:The Girl in the Love Song by Emma Scott Beach Read by Emily HenryFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novella:Noelle the First (Holliday Sisters #1)The Author: Nicole FallsThe Noobies: Bridget, Co-host of Romance at a Glance PodcastThe Synopsis:Despite sharing a birthday with the holiday, Christmas just wasn't Noelle's thing. As a kid she had been in love with the holiday, but adult Noelle just saw it as another day to get through.Jay has moved back home after a breakup and is looking to reconnect with his childhood bestie. Cooking up a scheme to get her in the holiday spirit with her sisters, he's determined to bring back to the old Noelle.With a combination of nostalgia, Christmas magic and a little bit of mistletoe, Noelle the First is a tale of old friends finding their way back to each other and more.Show Notes: - Happy 12 Days of Boobsmas! - Welcome Bridget, co-host of Romance at a Glance - Celebrating Christmas October through December- The Chicago, Los Angeles, and Minneapolis crossover- An actual "White Christmas": Yay or Nay?- Adjusting holiday traditions per the pandemic (00:06:41)- Bridget's boozy holiday beverage recommendations (00:09:05)- Kelly's ode to Cocomotion- Romance at a Glance's Holiday Read Recs: Ribbons and Os by R.E. Hargrave and The Beast by Katee Robert - A short synopsis for Noelle the First from the Holliday Sisters series (00:19:47)- More heat in holiday romance - The most epic holiday bar crawl- "You better burn this bitch to the ground!"- A love letter to the Hollidays... and holidays (00:38:34)- Sharing your birthday with a holiday - A sexcerpt and some cute quotes from children (00:44:10)- Thoughts and prayers for throuples! - Heart, Heat, Humor AND Holiday Ratings (00:51:54)- Kelly's Holiday Reading Recs: In a Holidaze by Christina Lauren, Stocking Stuffers by Erin McLellan, and Have Yourself a Merry Little Scandal featuring Nicola Davidson- Wrapping up with the 1st Day of Boobsmas giveaway (01:02:47)- The 1st Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper BaldwinGiveaway Winner:IG: stacy.swim.divaFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

Summary:When quarantine strikes, the Frolic Podcast Network bands together to share jokes, recipes, and our favorite Broadway musicals. In this unedited BONUS EPISODE, Kelly joins forces with some familiar podcasting faces to spread a little joy! From our homes to yours, the Frolic Fam wishes you well. Now, go waffle something up! This episode was recorded via Zoom Video. 
Featuring: Sarah Wendell, Smart Bitches Trashy BooksZoe Wernick & Kelsey Lubbe, Tea & Strumpets Laura Von Holt, The Mermaid Podcast Show Notes (kinda...):- Hello's and Welcome's- The amazing things you can do with a waffle iron - Jokes all around (Thank you for the inspiration, Robin Bielman)- What we're reading, watching, and listening to- How to cope during times of quarantine (dance your buns off with Mark Kanemura on IG) - Ranch dressing on pizza - Yay or Nay?- Baking as a pick-me-up - Name that (hypothetical) quarantine romance novel- What plant is this? Books Mentioned:- Soulless by Gail Carriger- Changeless by Gail Carriger- Blameless by Gail Carriger- Burnout: The Secret to Unlocking the Stress Cycle by Emily & Amelia Nagoski- Ice Planet Barbarians Series by Ruby Dixen- Pestilence by Laura Thalassa Music Mentioned: - Hamilton Soundtrack- Les Miserables Soundtrack (Plus the British family who reimagined "One Day More") - More Les Miserables renditions (Thanks to the wonderful world of Broadway)- Mary Poppins Soundtrack - Future Nostalgia, Dua LipaMovies/Shows Mentioned: - Great British Bake Off - Great Pottery Throw Down - Junior Bake OffFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, & Facebook @boobiespodcast. Website coming soon! *Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novella:Baby, it's Hot in Here
The Author: Olivia T. Turner 
The Noobies: Katie Sullivan (IG: @katie_sullivan.19)The Synopsis:Sneak into my Christmas office party my friend said...It won't be a big deal she said... Well, now I have her hot CEO Trevor Benotti staring me down with his hungry eyes like Santa staring at a plate of cookies. It all started when I spotted him at the bar. I knew immediately that he was the true alpha male in the room. Power and authority flowed off him in waves and he had so much confidence, you'd swear he owned the entire world.I didn't think I could ever be with a man like him. A big curvy girl like me would need a Christmas miracle for that to happen. Well, luckily there's always a little magic in the air at Christmas time. Because when Mr. Benotti sees me, all my dreams come true. I'm all he wants for Christmas. He's obsessed with unwrapping me to get to his new toys underneath my dress. And Mr. Benotti is the kind of dominant man who always gets what he wants. Looks like I'm going to have a very Merry Christmas...Billionaire Mr. Benotti may be dressed like Santa but he's down to get Scrooged. One look at his full-figured curvy girl and this Over-The-Top possessive alpha is ready to pull out his candy cane and get put on the naughty list.SAFE, no cheating, and a sweet Christmasy HEA that will make you wish that X-Mas was every day! Enjoy and Happy Holidays! - OTT
Giveaway Winner:Amy Latas *Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novel:One Winter's Night The Author: Kiley DunbarThe Noobie: Jared GoodeMidnight Musicals (Coming in 2021)The Synopsis:A gorgeously uplifting, romantic read that will warm your heart – take a trip to Stratford-Upon-Avon, where magic happens…It’s autumn in beautiful Stratford-Upon-Avon and Kelsey Anderson is enjoying her new life in her adopted town. Her Shakespearean tour guide days behind her, she’s now opened her own photography studio and loved up with boyfriend Jonathan – even if a long-distance relationship is sometimes lonely.When best friend Mirren Imrie moves down from Scotland, Kelsey is delighted to have her friend at her side – and as the nights turn colder, Mirren throws herself into dating, until she finds herself growing closer to sexy journalist, Adrian Armadale. But when Mirren uncovers a long-buried scandal while working at the local newspaper, her big scoop might throw Kelsey’s – and Jonathan’s – life upside down. Will she choose her career over her friends’ happiness?And when Jonathan returns from America and discovers the secrets Mirren has uncovered about his family, it throws his relationship with Kelsey onto shaky ground. Can they find their way back to love, before it becomes the winter of their discontent?A romantic, funny and feelgood read that will make you smile from ear to ear. Fans of Milly Johnson, Heidi Swain and Holly Martin will fall in love with this cosy winter read!Show Notes: - Kicking off the 10th Day of Boobsmas with Jared Goode- From Hotter than Ever to One Winter's Night... it's all in the titles- Introducing Midnight Musicals, a new musical podcast (00:04:05)- "You Don't Nomi", the "Showgirls" documentary. You can listen to Kelly discuss "Showgirls" and the documentary on Victims & Villains.- Where to find and follow Midnight Musicals - Talking holiday traditions (00:17:50) - Now That's What I Call the Goode Family Christmas - Dolly Parton: the only thing missing from One Winter's Night- The intro and synopsis to One Winter's Night (00:28:17)- Not your usual romance novel set-up...- A sample of Kiley's stunning imagery (00:37:35)- The romanticism of Stratford- Blythe... the lost Golden Girl- Another "cilantro read"?- A few steamy-ish sexcerpts (00:52:58)- Heart, Humor, Heat, & Holiday Ratings (00:58:20) - "While You Were Sleeping" - Gin Jam and Winter Whimsy- Jet Blue-bies and Noobies- The 10th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin Giveaway Winner:IG: @mermaid0dreamerFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

Summary:New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and USA Today bestselling author, Rachel Van Dyken, joins Kelly to discuss her latest release, Ruthless Princess, the first book in the Mafia Royals series. Other topics include Kelly and Rachel's shared obsession with Reality TV shows, the complex process of developing a SIXTEEN book series, and Rachel's dream sci-fi project... that she'll get to eventually.  
Guest: Rachel Van Dyken Show Notes: - Introducing Rachel Van Dyken- Lots of love for The Matchmaker's Playbook (Wingman Inc. #1) - now a movie!- The complex process of seeing your book transformed into a movie (00:02:01)- What's harder to write: a novel or a screenplay?- "The Science of Well-Being" - the most popular FREE online course at Yale University- The importance of taking time to REST - "The Bachelor" and our obsession with Reality TV (00:08:35)- The beginning of Rachel's reading career and the library as a safe haven- Shoutouts to Eloisa James and Julia Quinn- An unexpected writing journey, from Regency to New Adult - Writing the way you read and reading outside of what you're writing (00:17:09) - Creating the worst character ever... and then making readers fall in love with him- Writing the male point of view- Korean soap operas set the bar for slow burn romance - Rachel's latest novel, Ruthless Princess (Mafia Royals #1), available now (00:22:51)- Binge-reading series during the time of quarantine: The Eagle Elite Series - Rachel's sneak peeks at the next book in the Mafia Royals series (00:29:50)- Why we love older women with younger men- Age is just a number: watch 100 Humans: "The Best Age to Be Alive" on Netflix- The research behind Rachel's mafia romance series (00:35:55)- The Psychology of a Character and the "dishwashing method" - The story you're dying to write? (00:40:58)- Rachel's advice for "noobie" romance readers (00:44:55)- Where to find, follow, and keep in touch with Rachel: on Instagram, Facebook, or join the Facebook Group for Rachel's New Rockin' ReadersFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novel:Happy Ever After Playlist (The Friend Zone #2)The Author: Abby JimenezThe Noobie:Hadas LevIG: @hadas_levTwitter: @levhadas*Watch Hadas in the short film, The Audition*The Synopsis: Two years after losing her fiancé, Sloan Monroe still can't seem to get her life back on track. But one trouble-making pup with a "take me home" look in his eyes is about to change everything. With her new pet by her side, Sloan finally starts to feel more like herself. Then, after weeks of unanswered texts, Tucker's owner reaches out. He's a musician on tour in Australia. And bottom line: He wants Tucker back.Well, Sloan's not about to give up her dog without a fight. As their flirty texts turn into long calls, Sloan can't deny a connection. There's no telling what could happen when they meet in person. The question is: With his music career on the rise, how long will Jason really stick around? And is it possible for Sloan to survive another heartbreak?*Content Warning* A large percentage of this book focuses on a character's grief/depression following the death of a loved on. There's also some minor discussion of drug abuse/addiction. Show Notes:- Introducing actor and writer, Hadas Lev- Appreciate your local restaurant and grocery store staff- Filmmaking during the pandemic (00:07:38)- Dark comedy during the time of Covid19 - "This is the End" and "I Care a Lot" - Coming Soon... "corn porn" with the soundtrack by Korn- March is the month for "Digital Love"- The Happy Ever After Playlist (00:13:10)- Hadas' prior relationship with romance- The fandom is real with Bridgerton and Lore Olympus - A brief synopsis for The Happy Ever After Playlist (00:21:41)- Meddling animals in romance novels- Overall impressions- The next book in the series: Life's Too Short - The Happy Ever After Playlist Playlist - Prepare to feel extremely frustrated...- A few semi-steamy sexcerpts (00:47:20)- Lots of love for the audiobook performers- More tattooed heroines, please!- "Petty notes" about karaoke and chips (00:59:05)- And we're back to cinnamon rolls and orange juice...- The future of romance reading- Wrapping up with HadasFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

This episode is brought to you by The Bachelor, the second of the Duke Dynasty Quartet by New York Times and USA Today bestselling author, Sabrina Jeffries. The Bachelor is out now, and available wherever books are sold. The Novel:The Two-Date Rule 
The Author: Tawna Fenske
The Noobies: Jake (@jakecessna)Maddy (@madison.rane)The Synopsis:Willa Frank has one simple rule: never go on a date with anyone more than twice. Now that her business is providing the stability she’s always needed, she can’t afford distractions. Her two-date rule will protect her just fine…until she meets smokejumper Grady Billman.
After one date—one amazing, unforgettable date—Grady isn’t ready to call it quits, despite his own no-attachments policy, and he’s found a sneaky way around both their rules.
Throwing gutter balls with pitchers of beer? Not a real date. Everyone knows bowling doesn’t count.
Watching a band play at a local show? They just happen to have the same great taste in music. Definitely not a date.
Hiking? Nope. How can exercise be considered a date?
With every "non-date" Grady suggests, his reasoning gets more ridiculous, and Willa must admit she’s having fun playing along. But when their time together costs Willa two critical clients, it's clear she needs to focus on the only thing that matters—her future. And really, he should do the same.
But what is she supposed to do with a future that looks gray without Grady in it?*Trigger Warnings for alcoholism, depression, and mental health*Show Notes: - Introducing college sweethearts, Jake & Maddy- Jake's Mom, Outlander, and binge-watching woes- Love is Blind vs. 90 Day Fiance... Battle of the Trainwrecks- YA Novels have come so far- Why do people discount and discredit "fun" books?- Plot Synopsis for The Two-Date Rule- This book has a lot of heart! - Grady: the epitome of what a man should be. #ManGoals- Emotionally darker than most romance novels- The most uncomfortable game of Monopoly! ever played- From strippers to knitting circles, there are a lot of funny moments- If you ever wanted to learn about smoke jumping, Tanya did her research- Where does one buy a beef jerky bouquet?- A great "couples" book - Less heat, more dating - Maddy loves slow-burn... a girl after my own heart- I love a girl who keeps condoms in the soap dish- One thing we can agree on... we don't like "folds"- We need sexier words for vagina- Apparently, men are drawing dicks in bathrooms - why didn't I know this??- Heart, Heat, & Humor- Quality vs. Quantity when it comes to sex scenes- Call for sexy pirate romance!Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast
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The Novel:Holidate (Dating #3)The Author: Monica MurphyThe Noobies: Alanna ReganThe Synopsis:Candice Gaines loves Christmas. Not only does she bask in the twinkling lights, sing Christmas carols and go crazy with the decorations, she’s also in the giving spirit, donating much of her time and wealth to various charities in the local area.Charlie Sullivan despises Christmas. Though it keeps his family afloat, considering they own Sullivan Family Christmas Tree Farm, the main provider for Christmas trees on the Monterey peninsula. He’d much rather work among the trees versus have to deal with people.But Charlie’s parents are taking on more philanthropic projects—and as their oldest child, they want him to be their official public representative. He just has to play nice and convince everyone he’s not a total holiday hater.When Charlie’s mom asks Candice to accompany him to a variety of holiday parties and events, she reluctantly agrees. She thinks Charlie is a big ol’ Grinch, but is determined to change his mindset and help him spread Christmas cheer. Charlie finds Candice too chatty, too sweet, too much. Do people like her really exist?Why yes, yes they do. The more time they spend together—along with a few kisses under the mistletoe—the more they start to like each other. Hopefully Charlie can convince Candice he doesn’t have a heart that’s two sizes too small before the ball drops on New Year’s Eve.Show Notes: - The 2nd Day of Boobsmas is here!- Remembering the emo 2000's with my guest, Alanna- Middle school fashion faux-pas...- The struggle of celebrating the holidays with multiple families in multiple places (00:05:34)- Traveling during the 2020 Holiday Season- Hallmark movie rec: "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year"- Creating new holiday traditions during the pandemic- The great debate on holiday music (00:12:31)- Kelly's favorite "winter cafe jams" - Introducing Holidate by Monica Murphy - NOT the Netflix movie (00:15:36)- Holidate vs. "Holidate" (Netflix)- The not-so-quick synopsis (and a potential drinking game?)- A California Christmas story- Wall Street billionaire meets Christmas tree lot owner?- Serial killers can own Christmas tree farms, too... (00:38:09)- Surprise amnesia?!?- Opposites attract- A few flirty KISScerpts (00:50:05)- Heart, Humor, Heat and Holidays (00:55:11)- Wrapping up with Alanna- The 2nd Day of Boobsmas giveaway (01:02:30)- The 2nd Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper BaldwinGiveaway Winner:Facebook: Nicole BoedeckerFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

Summary:Happy Boobsmakkuh! Author Stacey Agdern joins the podcast to discuss her brand new Hanukkah romance release, Miracles and Menorahs. Additional topics include our favorite Hallmark holiday movies, diverse representation (or the lack thereof) in holiday stories, and of course, the great latke debate... applesauce or sour cream? Look out for our upcoming review of Stacey's debut novel, Miracles and Menorahs for The 12 Days of Boobsmas. Guest:Stacey AgdernShow Notes: - Happy Boobsmakkuh with Stacey Agdern- Stacey's book, Miracles and Menorahs, the first in her Friendships and Festivals series. - Celebrating Hanukkah-a-palooza (00:02:50)- Eggnog, latkes, and peeps, oh my!- Stacey's romance origin story - Until Forever by Johanna Lindsey and Waiting for Nick by Nora Roberts (00:11:02)- Finding emotional development in romance novels- Without Remorse by Tom Clancy- Becoming a romance writer... without really knowing it (00:16:20)- Romance as a subjective genre- "Holidays" vs. "Christmas" Romance (00:22:30)- Miracles and Menorahs, Stacey's first novel- Welcome to Hollowville's Hanukkah Festival!- Hallmark movies and a warm, fuzzy blanket (00:28:35)- The Rogue Series featuring Stacey Agdern- Diversity in holiday movies- A few favorite TV Christmas movies- Stacey's Spotify Playlists (00:42:15)- Miracles and Menorahs Spotify Playlist- The future of the Friendships and Festivals series- The imaginary project file- Find and follow Stacey (00:51:04)- Shoutout to The Ripped Bodice and Love's Sweet Arrow - shop your local bookstores this season!Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

This episode is sponsored by Best Women's Erotica of the Year, Volume 5 edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel, published by Cleis Press. The Novel:Hot Shot
The Author: Robin Bielman 
The Noobies: Nathan Zachary Brown (IG: @na_zac)The Synopsis:He believes in fate…
Here’s my plan: Crash through the ceiling of my family’s business to become the best hotelier on the West Coast. Nothing rattles me when it comes to a challenge and hard work, but when I spot my almost one-night-stand in my lobby, I’m thrown totally off my game. Alejandra is my dream girl. The one I can’t forget who got away – literally. Which might explain why I blurt out to my meddlesome, matchmaking grandmother that Alejandra is my date for her fast approaching and highly choreographed eightieth birthday party.
She’s been on pause…
Some decisions are harder than others, but agreeing to a date with Drew isn’t one of them. He’s a charming and gorgeous curveball I didn’t see coming, but the more time we spend together, the harder it is to remember to play it safe. I’ve made a promise, and even though I’m now torn: I have to honor it in order to move on from the past. Drew feels like my future, but I’m about to put everything I want in jeopardy.Show Notes:Promo Spot for Best Women's Erotica of the Year, Volume 5Nerdy Fandoms & Meddling Grandmas Thank You's to Robin Bielman - she put us in her book!?Which feisty broad should play Rosemary in the miniseries?Ranking the American Royalty booksHeart, Heat, & Humor Shoutouts: Robin BielmanTule PublishingEmilio GarciaThe SocietyClaire Kingsley
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The Novel:99 Percent Mine
The Author: Sally Thorne
The Noobies: Amelia Remeta (@ameliaremeta)The Synopsis:Crush (n.): a strong and often short-lived infatuation, particularly for someone beyond your reach…
Darcy Barrett has undertaken a global survey of men. She’s travelled the world, and can categorically say that no one measures up to Tom Valeska, whose only flaw is that Darcy’s twin brother Jamie saw him first and claimed him forever as his best friend. Despite Darcy’s best efforts, Tom’s off limits and loyal to her brother, 99%. That’s the problem with finding her dream man at age eight and peaking in her photography career at age twenty—ever since, she’s had to learn to settle for good enough.
When Darcy and Jamie inherit a tumble-down cottage from their grandmother, they’re left with strict instructions to bring it back to its former glory and sell the property. Darcy plans to be in an aisle seat halfway across the ocean as soon as the renovations start, but before she can cut and run, she finds a familiar face on her porch: house-flipper extraordinaire Tom’s arrived, he’s bearing power tools, and he’s single for the first time in almost a decade.
Suddenly Darcy’s considering sticking around to make sure her twin doesn’t ruin the cottage’s inherent magic with his penchant for grey and chrome. She’s definitely not staying because of her new business partner’s tight t-shirts, or that perfect face that's inspiring her to pick up her camera again. Soon sparks are flying—and it’s not the faulty wiring. It turns out one percent of Tom’s heart might not be enough for Darcy anymore. This time around, she’s switching things up. She’s going to make Tom Valeska 99 percent hers.

The Novella:A Bad Boy for Christmas 
The Author: Alex Wolf
The Noobies: Kristen Clement (IG: @kristenkrissi)The Synopsis:Hallmark meets Fifty Shades!He’s at the top of the naughty list. Checks off all the boxes on the “you should run far away” checklist. Best friend’s new stepbrother. Broody. Hot as sin. Mysterious past. Pissed off at the world. Everyone says he’s trouble. Parker even has the leather jacket for crying out loud.I can’t take my eyes off him, though. When he’s in the room, I can feel his gaze on me at all times, heating me from within.All I wanted to do was come home for the holidays and spend Christmas with friends and family, before I had to go out in the real world and put my degrees to use. We’re polar opposites. There’s no way it would ever work between us. But, the first time he touches me, and electricity blooms across my skin, I know one thing…All I want for Christmas is him.Shoutouts:My Worst Date Skye McDonaldFeminists Without MystiqueThe Masked SingerShelf Love
Giveaway Winner:IG: @Ammybel
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This episode is brought to you by Candlewick Press, publisher of The Mermaid, the Witch, and the Sea, the new YA fantasy novel by Maggie Takuda-Hall.The Novel:The Devil of DowntownThe Author: Joanna ShupeThe Noobie: Ashby Vose, Ori Co-founder and Head of Brand (@ashbyvose)Shop Ori online! The Synopsis:
Manhattan kingpin.Brilliant mastermind.Gentleman gangster.He's built a wall around his heart...Orphaned and abandoned on the Bowery's mean streets, Jack Mulligan survived on strength, cunning, and ambition. Now he rules his territory better than any politician or copper ever could. He didn't get here by being soft. But in uptown do-gooder Justine Greene―the very definition of an iron fist in a velvet glove―Jack may have met his match.She wears hers on her sleeve...Justine is devoted to tracking down deadbeat husbands and fighting for fair working conditions. When her mission brings her face-to-face with Jack, she's shocked to find the man behind the criminal empire is considerably more charming and honorable than many "gentlemen" she knows.Forming an unlikely alliance, they discover an unexpected desire. And when Justine's past catches up with them, Jack may be her only hope of survival. Is she ready to make a deal with the devil...?
 
Show Notes: - Sponsored promo for The Mermaid, The Witch, and the Sea- Introducing Ashby Vose & Ori - Catch the replay of our discussion at Virtual PopCon!- Join the Plus Size Group Chat on Facebook for a group of like-minded, body-positive women :)- Check out our FREE Bonus Patreon chat about anxiety, finding connection during quarantine, and barista woes!- Today's book: The Devil of Downtown (00:11:25)- Acknowledging our misconceptions about romance - Defining "pleasure reading"...- Revisiting my discussion about romance novel covers with Skye McDonald- Synopsis for The Devil of Downtown (00:21:33)- Getting to know our heroine through the rest of the characters- The subtle (and not-so-subtle) mention of what's "good" and "bad" and how it relates to exploring privilege in the world today (00:34:35)- Kelly's Advice: start reading cover-to-cover - The historical research behind The Devil of Downtown (00:43:50)- Channeling Hamilton while reading - A variety of progressive, modern relationships- Sharing your space with a significant other?- Not a lot of negatives, but... (01:04:10)- The uniqueness of "sister stories"- A newfound appreciation for where we are today- A PLETHORA of saucy sexcerpts (01:11:58)- The oral sex and dirty talk in this book puts every other book to shame- Heart, Heat, & Humor Ratings (01:25:15)- Bringing things full circle with some more "pleasure reading"Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

Summary:New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal bestselling author, Corinne Michaels joins Kelly to discuss her upcoming release, The One for Me, book three in the Arrowood Brothers series. Other topics include mindfulness through meditation, discovering romance novels at an early age, and Corinne's real life "instalove" story that influenced her writing. Guest: Corinne MichaelsShow Notes: - Welcome New York Times bestselling author, Corinne Michaels- Corinne's quarantine survival tips- App recommendations: Headspace, Brain.FM, and Breathing- When meditation meets audio porn... - Adjusting concentration levels and creating a healthy atmosphere- A tale of two librarians: reading in the blood (00:11:25)- It all began with Danielle Steel and Nora Roberts- Discovering empathy and life lessons in romance novels- From reader to writer and an IRL instalove story (00:17:38)- A renaissance of reading, thanks to Twilight - The book that started it all, Beloved and Laurelin Paige's brutal (but helpful) notes- Corinne's NEW release: The One for Me (Arrowood Brothers Book #3) - Available August 18th (00:32:18)- The origins of the Arrowood Brothers...- *Gasp* Corinne admits who her favorite brother is!- Handling "cheating" in romance novels? (00:42:06)- What's up next for Corinne? (00:48:21)- The story that Corinne is dying to write is indescribable... literally - Writing outside of your genre... risky or adventurous? - Author and... life coach?- Where to find, follow, and keep in touch with Corinne: on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and join her FB group, Corrine Michaels Books.  Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novel:Gigolo All the WayThe Author: JN WelshThe Noobie: Kelly "Nerdzilla" MendenhallThe Medical Gaslighting PodcastThe Synopsis:All Noelle "Elle" Rudolph wants this Christmas is for her Caribbean family to back off. Sick and tired of the constant ridicule and nagging about her nonexistent love life makes her want to skip the holidays altogether. After all, she's happy with her friends, her work, and her quaint and charming Brownstone apartment. But when her friend gives her an idea to appease her family, Elle's curiosity is sparked.It's time to break a few rules...Hiring an elite gigolo from an escort service isn't exactly her fairytale, but Elle's desperate for some solace this season. Encountering Nicolas "Cole" Partridge isn't the magic and make-believe she'd hoped for. But Cole knows they can pull off the facade easily and effectively. What Elle doesn't expect is the fire that burns under the mistletoe. As the lines blur between business and pleasure, will Elle get more than she's ever wanted this holiday?Show Notes: - Happy 5th Day of Boobsmas- Introducing the "other" Kelly, podcaster, author, and Spoonie- Listen to Kelly in our Calling It episode - An inside look at Kelly's "surgery collection" and an introduction to medical gaslighting.- Dr. Nicole Falls or author Nicole Falls?- The Medical Gaslighting Project (00:20:05)- "It takes an hour longer for a woman in the emergency room to receive pain medication."- Spoonie Tips from Kelly- "Dick is never the answer to chronic health conditions."- National Women's Health Week in May 9-15, 2021- Thank you for listening to Kelly's Ted Talk!- Introducing today's reading, Gigolo All the Way (00:29:15)- Taking an extraordinary situation and making it believable- Redefining sex workers in romance novels- Stop fighting nice guys, ladies!- A Caribbean Christmas (00:51:37)- Giving AND receiving blessings - Shoutout to Skye and Becky on Too Stupid to Live - A few steamy sexcerpts (01:02:07) - The impracticalities of car sex- Heart, Humor, Heat & Holiday Ratings (01:10:15)- Holiday Talk (01:14:29)- Join us Friday December 11th on IGTV for the final giveaway!!- The 5th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin Giveaway Winner:IG: cozycaffereaderFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

Summary:USA Today Bestselling author, Marni Mann joins Kelly to discuss her latest release, When We Met (Moments in Boston #2). Other topics include our shared wanderlust (amplified by times of quarantine), the art of note-taking, and everything to love about desserts. Plus, Marni offers us a sneak peek at her next series in the works! Guest: Marni MannIG: @MarniMannTwitter: @MarniMann*Trigger Warnings* Marni's Moments in Boston series is set in and around the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing. We also discuss Marni's handling of darker issues inspired by true traumatic events such as death of a relative, a friend's drug addiction and overdose, etc. Show Notes: - Experiencing wanderlust with author, Marni Mann- Following Stephen King- Marni's writing journey (00:06:11)- From romance to erotica, second chance to dark romance - The Moments in Boston series (00:12:18)- A brief synopsis for When We Met, the second book in the series- The challenge (and reward) of writing pain and trauma - When is "too soon" to write about real life traumatic events? (00:23:14)- Marni's Coronavirus project- Drawing the line between historical and contemporary romance - The big "What if?" (00:29:04)- Dessert talk- The beauty of solo travel- A small preview of When Darkness Ends, the next book in the series - available now for pre-order (00:37:53)- A sneak peek at Marni's next four-book series!- Sex and the City reboot? We have questions... (00:43:10)- Find and follow Marni on Instagram, Facebook, etc. Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

Summary:Even if you don’t recognize her name, chances are you’re already familiar with Leni Kauffman's work. She is the illustrator behind such romance novel covers as Adriana Herrera’s Finding Joy and Olivia Dade’s 40-Love, which we’ll be reading and reviewing in an upcoming episode! Join Leni and I as we discuss the recent illustrated cover phenomenon sweeping romance, her art aesthetic and why she needs to read more romance novels!Guest:Leni Kauffman Show Notes: - Welcome artist and illustrator, Leni Kauffman - The beginning of Leni's art career by way of fashion (00:03:15) - Plants, food, and fashion, oh my!- Adding more color to your life during a pandemic (literally)- Creative freedom vs. Specificity - Helpful or hindering?- "Not yet"- The process for illustrating romance novel covers (00:14:18)- Mimi Grace's Along for the Ride - Illustrated covers as a means for representation (00:20:18)- Talking about typography... - A brief announcement about acknowledgments - The benefits of illustrating for the wonderful world of romance - Upcoming work from Leni: Olivia Dade's Spoiler Alert, Karen Booth's Gray Hair Don't Care, poetry and beyond! (00:28:58)- Leni's work with Vogue: Japan and ambitions to illustrate magazine covers- More illustrated covers please!Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

This episode is brought to you by Never Conspire with a Sinful Baron, the fourth book in Renee Ann Miller's Infamous Lords series. Never Conspire with a Sinful Baron is out now, and available wherever books are sold. The Novel:Scandalous Passions
The Author: Nicola Davidson
The Noobies: Nikita Andester The Synopsis:Scotland, 1504.Lady Janet Fraser didn’t earn her reputation as Scotland’s most notorious sinner by following the rules. A former mistress of King James IV, she’s content to live her life from pleasure to pleasure. Even if those pleasures—and people—are forbidden.People like Sir Lachlan Ross, given the moniker The Highland Beast, a man as intimidating in battle as he is in size. A beast she discovers secretly wishes to be tamed and submit to her dominance.Or like her new ward, Lady Marjorie Hepburn, a convent-raised virgin with a desire to be taught all the sensual secrets of the marriage bed. Things that Janet is fully willing to teach her, again and again. There’s much for her to learn.And forbidden pleasures like the three of them together in one bed.But Lachlan and Marjorie both have ties to the king. As wicked lusts are indulged and affection unexpectedly grows into love, breaking the rules this time could mean all of their undoing…Show Notes: - Sponsored promo for Never Conspire with a Sinful Baron- Introducing Pride Month and our fabulous guest, Nikita Andester- Our favorite months and seasons (does Awards Season count?) - The disconnect between artists and art consumption - What changes can YOU make? Reference your "zone of control"- Celebrating Pride Month and Fighting for Racial Equality (00:11:43)- Nikita recommends Black-owned sex shops and we highlight Feelmore in Oakland, CA- Why aren't we experimenting and exploring more??- What does Pride Month mean to you? (00:21:05)- Pride reading & watching recommendations - see full list below (00:24:09)- Find and follow Nikita on Twitter or on her personal website- Introducing Scandalous Passions (00:32:38)- A brief synopsis for Scandalous Passions (00:35:10)- Falling in love with the dedication page - Finding romance novels that go beyond cishet and "white people problems"- Discussing non-binary and trans characters in literature - their journey does not always need to be about discovering their identity - What we loved about this book (00:44:40)- Sexual agency, speech impediments, and body positivity in one book?!- But WTF is up with that bacon and egg hair washing scene? - Some saucy sexcerpts (01:03:55)- "We forget that sexuality is wholesome."- Heart, Humor, and Heat ratings - This could be the start of Nikita's romance-reading Renaissance Pride 2020 Recs: - "Las chicas del cable" (aka "Cable Girls") on Netflix - Janelle Monae's "Dirty Computer"- Starless by Jacqueline Carey - Terra Ignota by Ada Palmer- Eating Chinese Food Naked by Mei Ng - "Pose" on Netflix - "Self Made" on Netflix- Fake Out (Book #1 in the Fake Boyfriend series by Eden Finley)- Big Gay Fiction Podcast 
Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novel:Spell of the Highlander
The Author: Karen Marie Moning 
The Noobies: Abby Bokun
The Synopsis:Powerful. Sensual. Seductive. He is all that is shamelessly erotic in a man. In her sexiest Highlander novel yet, New York Times bestselling author Karen Moning stirs up a sizzling brew of ancient mystery and modern passion as she brings together a devilishly handsome Celtic warrior trapped in time . . . and the woman who’s about to pay the ultimate price for freeing him. Age-old secrets haunt them. Deadly danger and irresistible desire shadow their every move. It’s a relationship for the ages. And all that separates them is a mere thirteen hundred years. . . .Jessi St. James has got to get a life. Too many hours studying ancient artifacts has given the hardworking archaeology student a bad case of sex on the brain. So she figures she must be dreaming when she spies a gorgeous half-naked man staring out at her from inside the silvery glass of an ancient mirror. But when a split-second decision saves her from a terrifying attempt on her life, Jessi suddenly finds herself confronting six and a half feet of smoldering, insatiable alpha male.Heir to the arcane magic of his Druid ancestors, eleven centuries ago Cian MacKeltar was trapped inside the Dark Glass, one of four coveted Unseelie Hallows, objects of unspeakable power. When the Dark Glass is stolen, an ancient enemy will stop at nothing to reclaim it, destroying everything in his path–including the one woman who may just hold the key to breaking the ninth-century Highlander’s dark spell. For Jessi, the muscle-bound sex god in the mirror is not only tantalizingly real, he’s offering his protection–from exactly what, Jessi doesn’t know. And all he wants in exchange is the exquisite pleasure of sharing her bed.Yet even as Cian’s insatiable hunger begins to work its dark magic on Jessi, his ancient enemy is about to obtain the final and most dangerous of the Unseelie Hallows–and the ninth-century Highlander must stop him from getting it. Nothing less than the very fabric of the universe and two passionately entwined lives are at stake–as Cian and Jessi fight to claim the kind of love that comes along but once in an ice age. . . .*TRIGGER WARNING* While there is no rape or sexual assault depicted in this book, there are several mentions/threats of such acts.Show Notes: - Prepare your earbuds... this is a long (but HILARIOUS) discussion!- Introducing the amazing Abby Bokun, from our Frisky Fanfiction Steamy Spotlight episode - Thanks to IG user bisexual_booknerd for recommending this book during the Frolic livestream- Starting a series in the middle vs. in the beginning - Remember that problematic stalker-sign-scene from "Love Actually"?- A not-so-brief synopsis for Spell of the Highlander (with commentary)- His name is Cian (KEY-on), not Cian (See-an)- Abby makes some Dungeons and Dragons connections- The amount of early 2000's references - does anybody else remember "The 10th Kingdom"? - Plus some shoutouts to "Dirty Dancing" and Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series?!- Some problematic elements, namely Cian's "power to influence" - This is the Voice!- Call back to "danger boners" in our To Have and to Hoax episode with Sarah Wendell- Sorry Cian, we might like your family better than you, bro- Things We Like: A fantasy story that doesn't take itself too seriously, an adventurous, history-obsessed heroine with agency, a fun set of side characters (who, thankfully, have their own books in the series), a man in a mirror strapped to a chair- Not Our Fave: The soulmates trope, but if you use it, use it to the full potential! Also, some lowkey "rapey" vibes, and the ending exposition that still has us puzzled...- Abby's Scottish accent is EVERYTHING- The author's use of italics for flashbacks threw us off - Why does she lose her power and talent as she falls in love? Love shouldn't make you stupid...- Does anybody know what "the promise of sex" smells like?- Ties to Tiger from Laurann Dohner's New Species series (check out Learning the Tropes' review of Fury, the first book in the series)- If you want more Scottish reads, check out our review of Falling for the Highlander. - A couple of steamy sexcerpts- Heart, Heat, & Humor Ratings  - The Heat rating is a toss up, considering the not-so-consensual moments of dialogue- Send your fantasy romance recs my way! 
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The Novel:All I Want for Christmas is a Cowboy  
The Author: Jessica Clare  
The Noobies: Cora Dianne (@vintageortacky)Gabrielle Dooha-Chambers (@musingsofafox)
The Synopsis:Christmas may be coming, but it's just another day at the ranch as far as Eli Pickett is concerned. Someone has to take care of the herd and that means no holiday vacation for him. But that's just the way he likes it--it’s not like he has a woman to spend time with anyways. Most women don't want the ranch life, or the surly, silent cowboy that comes with it. Fine with him. He'd rather have the quiet of a roaring fire and the company of his dogs.Cassandra Horn is trying to make it to her parents' winter cabin in Wyoming before the blizzard hits. She desperately needs a vacation from the chaos of Manhattan...and her boss’s boyfriend, who is making her life miserable. But Cass never makes it to the cabin. A raging snowstorm causes her car to crash, where she's found unconscious by Eli. When Cass wakes, she has no memories of who she is. Eli takes one look at Cass's big blue eyes and dark curls, and like a Christmas miracle, falls head over heels in love. But while the attraction is mutual, can she give her heart to this cowboy if she’s not sure it’s hers to give?
 



 

The Novella:An Unexpected Gift 
The Author: Kate Pearce 
The Noobies: Michelle Jace (IG: @chelleandhercreatures)
The Synopsis:Widower Billy Morgan wishes his grown children still needed him. Good thing his longtime friend, Bella, does. She’s planning her son’s Christmas wedding and Billy is happy to help. Along the way they just might discover their own occasion to celebrate . . .

This episode is brought to you by Fairy Godmothers, Inc., the first installment in a new Para-Rom-Com series by Saranna DeWylde.The Novel:Something New (Holiday Springs Resort #6)The Author: B. Ivy WoodsThe Noobies:Torry, Host of Ready to Be Petty IG: @rtbppodcastTwitter: @rtbppodcastThe Synopsis:A jilted bride and an overwhelmed banker from New York are about to embark on the adventure of a lifetime that neither of them saw coming. Sometimes love happens at the most unexpected times and places.Romance writer, Nicole Ford, always believed in happy endings. Until her own groom left her standing at the altar. Determined to make her own happiness, she sets off for their romantic honeymoon at Holiday Springs, alone.Barrett Pierce, an investment banker from the Big Apple, may have gotten himself in a little hot water and needs to take a break before he's in too deep. Fleeing to the mountains, he has one plan - clearing his head and figuring out a way to fix his mistakes.Neither of them were looking for romance, but they sure found each other and discovered a passion they couldn’t ignore. Forget something old, and something blue...this time these two lovebirds have found something brand new.Escape to the romantic paradise of Holiday Springs and warm up with your next happily ever after. Show Notes:- Sponsored promo for Fairy Godmothers, Inc. by Saranna DeWylde - Introducing Torry, host of Ready to Be Petty (RTBP)- Our shared passion for reality television- Chris Harrison's erotica and "The Bachelor" (00:07:19)- The differences between romance and erotic (00:10:01)- Boobies & Noobies: After Dark with Chris Harrison?- Bridgerton and Torry's introduction to romance novels (00:13:49)- Remembering Cosmo's erotic stories- Some outdated assumptions about romance novels- Something New and the Holiday Springs Resort Series (00:24:26)- The "switching of the guard" in romance novel universes- The synopsis for Something New (00:28:55)- Ode to the "vacation fling" trope- Let the pettiness begin...- Seduction via bubble baths- The Holiday Springs Cinematic Universe (HSCU) - Mojitos in winter?? - A few steamy (and cringeworthy) sexcerpts (00:52:02)- It could've been a Dateline episode- Who's really f*cking all night long?- When sexual euphemisms and baking terms collide- Moving beyond the common "misunderstanding" (01:04:12)- Heart, Heat, & Humor Ratings (01:09:29)- Romantic Gestures with Too Stupid to Live- More romance for Torry?Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*
 

The Novels:The Price of Scandal by Lucy ScoreThe Mogul and the Muscle by Claire Kingsley
The Authors:Lucy Score (@LucyScore1)Claire Kingsley (@ClaireKingsley1)
The Noobie:Becky Feldman (@beckles212)Too Stupid to Live Podcast (@TSTLpodcast)
The Synopsis: The Price of Scandal Emily Stanton’s perfect life just became a disaster. She has a trust fund brother looking for a handout, a father who is more board member than dad, and a mother who thinks she should give up on this whole billionaire CEO thing and meet a man with a pre-nup and a yacht.
Oh, and then there’s that “misunderstanding” with law enforcement witnessed by Miami’s paparazzi. Now her billion-dollar deal is on the line, and there’s a naked man in her bathtub who claims he’s going to make all her problems disappear.
Charming—and happy to bend the rules when necessary—Derek Price has made a living polishing the tarnished images of the rich and famous. He’s never lost, and he never takes clients to bed. Until the dazzling Emily. Derek promised her a win and offered up a lifetime supply of orgasms as part of the deal. But if he can’t stop her enemies, he’ll end up losing much more than he bargained for.
Author Notes: An enemies-to-allies-to-lovers workplace romcom with a meet-nude, four lady billionaire BFFs, a hero whose many talents include styling hair and picking pockets, the best dang drag queen brunch in Miami, and a shameless romance novelist cameo.The Synopsis: The Mogul and the Muscle Cameron Whitbury—billionaire aerospace mogul—can engineer her way out of any problem. Sure, she’s living with the threat of a potential sex scandal thanks to her lying ex. And that attempted mugging in her parking garage might not have been a random attack.
But she’s totally got this. Sacrifice her privacy to an overprotective bodyguard? No thanks. She doesn’t need a six-foot-five, motorcycle-riding, square-jawed, hazel-eyed man-beast shadowing her every move.
Jude Ellis—one-man security operation and professional problem solver—is ready to retire from the cloak and dagger stuff to live a normal life. He doesn’t need another client. Not even one with coppery-red hair and mile-long legs who looks hot AF in a sexy pair of heels.
To appease her worried friends, Cameron hires Jude as her bodyguard. And despite their feisty banter and their rampant—and totally inappropriate—sex fantasies, they’re both determined to keep it professional.
But as the danger to Cameron escalates, the heat simmering between them just might combust.
Author’s note: Big wall-of-man hero with a fierce (and growly) protective streak. Confident and snarky heroine. All the banter. Sex in a closet. And a daring rescue with a big, heart squishing HEA.

The Novels:Wild Open Hearts by Kathryn NolanCrazy for Loving You by Pippa Grant
The Authors:Kathryn NolanPippa Grant
The Noobie:Becky Feldman (@beckles212)Too Stupid to Live Podcast (@TSTLpodcast)
The Synopsis: Wild Open Hearts
Luna da Rosa is America’s Vegan Best Friend. The self-made billionaire is a flower-crowned hippie whose Instagram feed is as popular as Wild Heart, her vegan makeup company. When she’s not changing the cosmetics industry, she’s dazzling her online fans with kombucha recipes—until Wild Heart is caught in a scandal, destroying her reputation as a cheerful do-gooder.Beck Mason is the prodigal son of Miami’s most notorious biker gang. But Beck left his criminal family to start Lucky Dog, rescuing dogs who need the most help… except the surly ex-outlaw never realized leading a struggling nonprofit with a ragtag crew would be so damn hard. They’re in dire need of cash—and fast.Luna believes working at Lucky Dog will fix her image problem and get Beck the money he needs. It’s a win-win, right? Except Beck doesn’t like the sunny, free-spirited—okay beautiful—billionaire. He sure as hell doesn’t trust Luna not to use him just to make herself look good.Sure, Beck’s grumpy, stubborn pride and meat-eating ways irritates Luna. Even though his big-heart-and-big-beard-combo is dangerously sexy. And they really shouldn’t have shared The Kiss to End All Kisses on the back of his motorcycle one night…But as the bohemian billionaire and the burly biker give into their electrifying attraction, will their differences keep them apart? Or will they finally learn to trust their wild hearts?Author’s Note: Big, grumpy, bearded hero. Happy-go-lucky hippie heroine. Snarky banter. Opposites that don’t so much attract as combust. Motorcycle sex. Steamy Miami nights. Four lady billionaire best friends. All the rescue dogs. Major heart-feels.
The Synopsis: Crazy for Loving You
Is there anything hotter than a growly, overprotective Marine cradling a baby? My melted ovaries don’t think so.When you work hard and have the bank account to prove it, you’re entitled to play hard. I’ve seen some crazy things. I’ve caused some crazy scenes. And there’s no shame in my game.
But I’m still knocked off my stilettos when an insane chain of events leads to me inheriting a baby. The craziest part? The baby comes with a by-the-books, no-nonsense retired Marine who's so regimented that I wouldn't be surprised if he irons his boxer shorts.
Parenting? Bring it on. I don’t need sleep—I once started my day with business meetings in Cairo and ended it three days later at a club in Melbourne. Changing diapers? Please. It can't be any more challenging than changing out of Spanx on the back of a moving motorcycle. Training the little guy to run the family’s real estate empire? He’ll be all our bosses by the time he’s four.
But living with my new co-guardian? The gruff, muscled, tattooed former military man who manages to check all my boxes while trying to sneak under my skin?
He needs to go.
Because the longer he stays, the more layers he’s peeling off my heart.
But love isn’t something that’s ever diluted my gene pool, and I like my life just fine without it. I have awesome friends, this adorable baby and an obscene amount of money. Who needs love?
Turns out…maybe me.
Crazy for Loving You is a larger-than life ride through accidental parenthood featuring a fun-loving billionaire playgirl, a crusty Marine with a gooey center, a horny dolphin, the world’s most obscene pool, and all the fun you’d expect from a world built by Lucy Score, Claire Kingsley, Kathryn Nolan, and Pippa Grant.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novella: Bossy Christmas Party 
The Author: Mia Madison 
The Noobies: Raquel Lucero (IG: @rockhellmariie)
The Synopsis:
I'm only the office temp so hardly surprising an invite to the office party is forgotten. But being dumped with overtime while the staff gets into a full-on debauch has me steaming. And starving. When I hide out in the CEO's office to enjoy a stack of pilfered snacks, the last person I expect to see is him.The guy in the five-thousand-dollar suit who butted in line this morning. He's exactly the kind of billionaire a**hole I love to hate, and I didn't hesitate to tell him off.Now he's here, with his smoking hot body, and he's not about to let me off the hook. He has a different kind of overtime in mind.It's wrong..And hot.But he's so gorgeous, with a power I can't resist. There's only one thing I want this Christmas...But what happens when the party's over?This is a standalone novella, with complete satisfaction guaranteed. So wring out your panties and strap on your bondage suit and gift yourself this taboo forbidden fantasy between the CEO and the temp. Enjoy!

The Novel:Miracles and MenorahsThe Author: Stacey AgdernThe Noobie: Miri SmithThe Synopsis:Sarah Goldman loves Hanukkah, and she's thrilled to be appointed as vice chair of the Hollowville Hanukkah Festival. So when the festival is threatened with cancellation, she comes up with an idea: a new slogan and advertising campaign topped off with a metal menorah large enough to fill the center of town. But even though her heart and dreams are large, the committee's budget constraints threaten to stop her grand plans right in their tracks.Famous metal sculptor Isaac Lieberman also loves Hanukkah. But his vision of a perfect Hanukkah isn't a commercial community event--it's spending time with family, following age-old traditions. He's not interested in the festival, no matter how many times his grandmother, his bubbe, asks him to contribute one of his sculptures.Then Sarah comes tumbling into his life...can she change his mind about more than just the holidays?Show Notes: - Be sure to check out our December Steamy Spotlight interview with Stacey Agdern- Celebrating the 7th Day of Boobsmas (and the 1st Day of Boobsmakkuh) with Miri Smith- A very merry meet cute - Listen to Miri's previous episode of Boobies & Noobies - our review of Hello Stranger by Lisa Kleypas- Miri's recommended read: The Fifth Season by N.K. Jemisin- Introducing Miracles and Menorahs (00:09:37)- The varying forms of Judaism and Hanukkah celebrations- "I mean we're Jewish... there's always something to talk about."- Sour cream vs. Apple sauce - A brief synopsis for Miracles and Menorahs (00:20:20)- All the Yiddish we wish we knew...- The artistic male character- Gossip and food porn (00:31:40)- Stepping on cultural reality's toes...- Don't say "Christmas" in Hanukkah romance (00:49:04)- Looking back on Eight Cozy Nights, our Hanukkah romance read from Boobsmas 2019- All the Purim romance please!- See Stacey Agdern's Spotify playlist - Heart, Humor, Heat & Holiday Ratings (01:02:31) - The 7th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper BaldwinGiveaway Winner:IG: romance.in.the.wildFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novel:Artful Lies (The Hunt Legacy Duology #1)The Author:Jodi Ellen Malpas The Not-so-Noobie: Becky Feldman (@beckles212)Too Stupid to Live Podcast (@TSTLpodcast)The Synopsis:An irresistible connection, a desire that won't let go...When aspiring antiques dealer Eleanor Cole is handed the chance of a lifetime to work for the Hunt Corporation, the renowned antiques dealers, she doesn't think twice. Only to discover she'll be working up close and personal with the notorious and insanely irresistible Becker Hunt. He is a man famous for getting what he wants, and Becker wants Eleanor.But as Becker pulls her deeper into his world, she discovers there's more to him than meets the eye.And falling for Becker goes from being foolish to dangerous...Show Notes:- Welcome to the Boobies & Noobies Book Club! - Be sure to check out our Bluewater Billionaires Book Club series from Fall 2019- Introducing my co-host, Becky Feldman, host of Too Stupid to Live podcast- What's coming up on Too Stupid to Live - Moving during times of quarantine... Yikes- Special Thanks to Valentine PR & Literary Management (00:05:54)- Introducing the May Book Club pick: Artful Lies (00:06:44)- Duology talk and the craftsmanship of good pacing- The sudden abundance of cliffhanger endings in romance- Jodi Ellen Malpas on Boobies & Noobies - Join Valentine's Book Club and Party Room on Facebook for more author interviews! (00:11:53)- A brief synopsis for Artful Lies (00:12:26)- Spoiler-free summarized feedback from Becky & Kelly - What we love: flawed characters, raw emotions, over-the-top alpha males - Meet Becker Mother-F*cking Hunt- Book Club Question #1: What are 3 words to describe Becker Hunt? (00:16:10)- Book Club Question #2: Which actor would you pick to play Becker? (00:19:21)- Henry Cavill has our vote... but, Hugh Dancy- Jodi's books on screen: The Protector (Passionflix) and This Man (coming soon to Passionflix)- Meet Eleanor Cole- Book Club Question #3: What are 3 words to describe Eleanor Cole (00:28:31)- Book Club Question #4: Which actor would you pick to play Eleanor? (00:29:31)- Karen Gillan has our vote... but Florence Pugh could be a dark horse- An unexpected discussion of the best Little Women adaptations- Book Club Question #5: What are some of your favorite tropes? (00:33:58)- High five for forced proximity, forbidden love, and fake dating! - Finding new romance before the time of book blogs and Twitter (00:38:06)- Book Recs: The Bride Quartet by Nora Roberts, Head Over Heels by Hannah Orenstein- The seedy and sexy world of art and antiquities - Book Club Question #6: If you had the financial means, what item (art, memorabilia, etc.) would you buy? (00:42:05)- The importance of researching "the world" of a book - Our love for British slang and curse words *Promo for The Mermaid Podcast* (00:53:49)- Let the Spoiler Talk begin...(00:54:38)- A detailed discussion about spanking- Our predictions for Wicked Truths (01:13:24)- The treacherous waiting game for book two- Book Club Question #7: How do you feel about cliffhanger endings? (01:25:00)- A couple of steamy sexcerpts...- Pre-order your copy of Wicked Truths (November 12th release) - Giveaway Winners - June Book Club announcement (01:42:42)Giveaway Winners:Leanne HanneyCarly Woakes June Book Club:The Girl in the Love Song (Lost Boys #1) by Emma Scott (book available June 7th)
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The Novella:Mistletoe DetourThe Author: Kate PearceThe Noobies: Michelle Jace The Synopsis:When Morgan Valley rancher Ted Baker gets out his tow truck to pick up a snowbound driver, he doesn’t expect to find his old school friend Veronica on the lam with her pet pig—much less true love—just in time for Christmas...*This is one of three novellas featured in the anthology series, Christmas Kisses with my CowboyShow Notes: - The 6th Day of Boobsmas - Introducing my favorite "Chicken Tender", Michelle- Life on the High Desert Farm (RIP Gobbles) - Our history with Kate Pearce cowboy books (00:06:44)- Holiday talk - No rules, just joy- Mistletoe Detour Intro & Synopsis (00:21:25)- Michelle's Stefan-esque review of the story- Ted Baker... luxury brand or the only man in town?- Be sure to listen to Michelle in our reviews of Where Have All the Cowboys Gone and An Unexpected Gift- Hot washing machine sex and ironing board porn (00:33:32)- Our Ted Talk on ironing - Going home for the holidays as an adult - Keep an eye out for pigs!- A brief California geography lesson - Ode to bacon and "Drop Dead Gorgeous" (00:53:48)- A couple of steamy sexcerpts (00:57:45)- Awkward realism, because UTI's...- Heart, Humor, Heat, & Holiday Ratings (01:07:21)- Kate Pearce stans for life - The 6th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin Giveaway Winner:IG: hookedonbooks2Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novel: By Mistake (Poison & Wine #1)
The Author: Sigal Ehrlich

The Noobie: Jaimee Bell
Twitter: @jaimeebell_

The Synopsis: There’s so much going on in Anna’s life. Teaching countless hours at the studio and nurturing the three major relationships of her life – her group of tight-knit friends, all while attempting to not screw up this whole adulthood thing leaves very little time to waste on yet another dating app. At this point, a relationship is off the menu. Being “self-partnered” is more than enough.

A serious relationship has been crossed off Liam Brody’s list of goals, at least for the foreseeable future. Completing his residency and becoming a trauma surgeon is his only priority. Casual relationships, his friends, and books are the only things he’s willing to lose his precious free time to.

When an accidental email starts a deep online connection, both Liam and Anna dive in with zero concern . . . because there’s really no harm in getting close to someone who you’ll never meet in real life, right? Wrong. When a turn of events brings their “safe” virtual connection to an unexpected face-to-face, Anna and Liam learn their online chemistry pales in comparison to the real deal. A realization that brings along the bazillion-dollar question – what do you do when you meet The One at the most impossibly wrong time?

Show Notes:
- Introducing Jaimee Bell, freelance writer turned erotica author
- Jaimee's personal experience with "digital love"
- Check out Jaimee's writing on sexual health, relationships, and more on Sofia Gray
- A sneak peek at Jaimee's work in progress!
- A few words on Fifty Shades of Grey's legacy - we need a new frame of reference when it comes to BDSM (00:11:51)
- Be sure to check out our Snacket episodes on Patreon!
- Today's reading: By Mistake by Sigal Ehrlich (00:16:47)
- Jaimee's relationship with romance novels 
- The benefits of a Dual POV- A brief synopsis for By Mistake (00:21:07)
- Stop double-first-naming men!
- Overall impressions: A sweet "cilantro" read- A beautiful bouquet... of red flags (00:31:57)
- A fine line between educational and "preachy" 
- Why aren't we having more digital sex in digital love stories?
- "Get on the plane, Rachel."
- Some not-so-steamy sexcerpts (00:47:27)
- Night fishing and funeral home dates?
- Heart, Humor, & Heat Ratings (00:54:31)
- More romance reading ahead Books Mentioned
- All the Dirty Little Things: An Erotica Collection by Jaimee Bell
- Eat Pray Love and Committed by Elizabeth Gilbert

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This episode is sponsored by Love at First, an uplifting and unforgettable story of love and second chances by critically acclaimed author, Kate Clayborn. The Novel:Call Me Maybe The Author: Cara BastoneThe Noobie:Adam Murphy IG: @photography.by.acmThe Synopsis: Paint your toes. Pick up the wrong coffee and bagel order. Drive from Brooklyn to Jersey in traffic so slow you want to tear your hair out. It’s amazing all the useless things I can accomplish while on hold for three hours with customer service. Three hours when I should be getting the Date-in-a-Box website ready to launch at the big business expo in a few days. Except my shiny new website is glitching, and my inner rage-monster is ready to scorch some earth… when he finally picks up. Not the robot voice I expected but a real live human named Cal. He’s surprisingly helpful and really knows his stuff, even if he’s a little awkward…. in an adorable way.And suddenly I’m flirting with him? And I think he’s flirting back.And suddenly it’s been hours, and we’re still on the phone talking and ordering each other takeout while he trouble shoots my website.And suddenly we’re exchanging numbers and sending texts and DMs every day, leaving voice mails (who even does that anymore?!).And suddenly I’m wondering if it’s possible for two people fall in love at first talk.Because I’m falling… hard.***Vera Hoffman has just days to make sure her website for her new Date-in-a-Box business launches. When the darn thing glitches, she calls her IT company and connects with Cal Kantola. An intense week of phone calls, DMs, voice messages, and texts ensue, and in between troubleshooting, these two start to develop feelings. But will their systems be compatible when they actually meet face-to-face?Show Notes:- Sponsored promo for Love at First by Kate Clayborn (00:00:05 - 00:01:42)- Introducing IT dude and friend-of-the-pod, Adam- A Very Corona-Quarantined Birthday Part Two- Audiobook noobies!- Remembering "books on tape", the original audiobook - Other Audible originals to check out: Getting Schooled by Emma Chase and The A.I. Who Loved Me by Alyssa Cole- Call Me Maybe by Cara Bastone (00:11:10)- Writing for an Audible Original vs. a traditionally-published book- Shoutout to My Worst Date!- The not-so-brief synopsis for Call Me Maybe (00:15:34)- Overall impressions- Vera is the new Sookie- The romanticism of falling in love with a telemarketer- "Jack of all trades, master of none"- Date in a Box - the subscription box we all need! (00:36:40)- Gifting an experience vs. a gift- Real life IT woes (00:40:43)- The modern "You've Got Mail" (but without AIM)- A minor obsession with true crime- To catfish or not to catfish? (00:49:20)- Heart & Humor Ratings - Absolutely no heat (00:54:20)- A very delayed discussion of Adam's history with romance- Check out Patreon for our alien-romance talk!- Adam's beautiful photographyFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novel:Calling It
The Author:Jen Doyle
The Noobie:Kelly "Nerdzilla" Mendenhall (@NerdzillaKelly)A Non Mom Happy Hour Podcast (@NonMomHappyHour)
The Synopsis:Baseball player Nathan Hawkins needs to get away from Chicago. After a near career-ending car accident and with paparazzi surrounding his penthouse, Nate can only think of one place to go: home. But when he finds his old apartment occupied by a half-naked woman wielding a baseball bat, he's not sure what to think...except that maybe his luck has finally changed for the better.
Librarian Dorie Donelli never thought she'd get to meet her fantasy man in person--much less while she's wearing her bathrobe. To her surprise, her nearly naked run-in with Nate leads to more unclothed encounters. But Dorie is sure their fling is only temporary. As long as she remembers he'll be gone once his life gets back on track, she won't get hurt. In the meantime, she throws herself into enjoying their three weeks together before he has to report for spring training and go back to his old life.
For Nate, being with Dorie is the only time in months that he finds himself smiling. Laughing. And he has no intention of letting that go. He might even befalling in love...if only Dorie will let him say the words. What they have isn't just a dream, but the start of a dream come true.

The Novel:Cathian 
The Author: Laurann Dohner
The Noobies: Mikaley Osley (@kaleskorner)Novel Predictions Podcast (@novelprediction)
The Synopsis: When Nara Barns and her tiny crew find themselves with a choice between jail or the sex-slave auction block, it’s an easy choice. Especially when they plan to escape their buyers as soon as possible, anyway. Even better, Nara’s buyer wants her for just six days, long enough to get him through his heat until women from his planet can come to his aid. Six days and then freedom? Sign her up.However, Nara’s completely unprepared for the impact Captain Cathian Vellar has on her body. To survive his heat, the Tryleskian must feed—and Nara is his favorite meal. Her body can barely withstand the rapture. Soon, her heart is just as engaged. But enduring the pinnacle of Cathian’s heat he could kill Nara, and he refuses to risk her life.

The Novella:Christmas Homecoming 
The Author: Fern Michaels 
The Noobies: Elizabeth Morales (@TheE_Morales)Left Unsupervised Podcast (@LeftUnsuperPod)
The Synopsis:Former Air Force Pararescueman Kevin Matthews is back home in Texas, working at his family’s Christmas tree farm while deciding his next move. Or maybe he won’t move at all, if sparks keep flying with the town’s new surgeon, Kate Stafford...

The Novella:Christmas in Blue Hollow Falls
The Author: Donna Kauffman 
The Noobies: Lauren Cabrales (IG: @laurencabrales) 
The Synopsis:Attorney Moira Brogan expects her brother’s Christmas wedding to be a peaceful affair. She doesn’t expect to be cornered by an unwanted lothario, rescued by a gorgeous Aussie chef—or be swept off her feet by said chef. Nursing a broken heart, the last thing she wants is a new romance. But Hudson Walker has other ideas . . .

The Novella: Christmas in Central Park 
The Author: Joanna Shupe 
The Noobies: Kenny Griggs (@k.t.griggs)The Synopsis: Women all over America devour Mrs. Walker’s weekly column for recipes and advice. No one knows Rose, the column's author, can’t even boil water. When the paper’s owner, Duke Havemeyer, insists she host a Christmas party, Rose must scramble to find a husband, an empty mansion, and a cook. But Duke is not a man easily fooled and she fears her perfect plan is failing—especially when Duke’s attentions make her feel anything but professional. To save her career will she give up her chance at love?

The Novel: Christmas on 4th Street The Author: Susan Mallery The Noobies: Bridget Case (@bridgetcasee)Elizabeth Berganza (@localizzie)The Synopsis:There's nowhere better to spend the holidays than with New York Times bestselling author Susan Mallery in the town of Fool's Gold, where love is always waiting to be unwrapped… Noelle Perkins just got a second chance at life, and she intends to make the most of it. That's why she's opening her own store in Fool's Gold, California. The Christmas Attic celebrates everything that's magical about her favorite season. Business is booming, and as a bonus, gorgeous army doctor Gabriel Boylan has offered to help out during the holiday rush. Gabriel's memories of Christmas past contain more sour grapes than sugarplums, thanks to his drill sergeant father. Spending the holidays with his family while he recuperates from an injury sounds as appetizing as last year's eggnog. Still, there are some enjoyable distractions in town, including sunny, sexy Noelle…and the red-hot mistletoe kisses they can't stop sharing. Gabriel didn't think he was made for happily-ever-afters. But when fate hands you a love as sweet and surprising as this, only a fool could refuse….

This episode is brought to you by Owner of a Broken Heart, the first book in the Richardson Sisters series, by Cheris Hodges. Owner of a Broken Heart is out now, and available wherever books are sold. 
The Novel:Xeni: A Marriage of Inconvenience (Loose Ends Book #2)
The Author: Rebekah Weatherspoon 
The Noobies: Charia Rose (IG: @charia)
The Synopsis:FROM NEW YORK TIMES ACCLAIMED AUTHOR REBEKAH WEATHERSPOON, COMES THE SECOND INSTALLMENT IN A NEW SERIES THAT BRINGS TRUE HAPPILY EVER AFTERS TO SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE SUPPORTING CHARACTERS.She just wanted to claim her inheritance. What she got was a husband…Xeni Everly-Wilkins has ten days to clean out her recently departed aunt’s massive colonial in Upstate New York. With the feud between her mom and her sisters still raging even in death, she knows this will be no easy task, but when the will is read Xeni quickly discovers the decades old drama between the former R&B singers is just the tip of the iceberg.The Secrets, lies, and a crap ton of cash spilled on her lawyer’s conference room table all come with terms and conditions. Xeni must marry before she can claim the estate that will set her up for life and her aunt has just the groom in mind. The ruggedly handsome and deliciously thicc Scotsman who showed up at her aunt’s memorial, bagpipes at the ready.When his dear friend and mentor Sable Everly passed away, Mason McInroy knew she would leave a sizable hole in his heart. He never imagined she’d leave him more than enough money to settle the debt that’s keeping him from returning home to Scotland. He also never imagined that Sable would use her dying breaths to play match-maker, trapping Mason and her beautiful niece in a marriage scheme that comes with more complications than either of them need.With no choice but to say I do, the unlikely pair try to make the best of a messy situation. They had no plans to actually fall in love.**This is a stand alone romance that can be read along with RAFE: A Buff Male Nanny. It features a woman sick to death of her family's sh*t and a plus-size Scotsman who just wants to make sweet, sweet music. And love.**Show Notes: - Sponsored promo for Owner of a Broken Heart by Cheris Hodges - The hidden talents you should put on your resume - Introducing Charia Rose and taking it back to our time in Chicago- Status Update: "In Progress" - Have you followed us on Patreon? We've got Bonus Content coming your way this March.  - We need more pegging in romance novels. Period.- Rafe: A Buff Male Nanny (Loose Ends Book #1)- Creating strong black characters and thinking beyond Black History Month - The problems with "color blind" casting and our high school theatre woes - Plot synopsis for Xeni- Why don't we have more plus size men in romance novels?- Also, do people have a thing for big hands?- Shoutout to the ladies - we're all witches and princesses. Look out, gents!- Pegging, Fisting, and Sexcerpts, oh my! - Safe Oral Sex? Yes, please. No dirty dicks for us. - Heart, Heat, & Humor- Should we start a Boobies & Noobies book club? We want to hear from you! - The Drunk Fanfiction Podcast Charia and I need.
Shoutouts: Tamara Lush on Wattpad - Shelf LoveRebekah WeatherspoonAbby Bokun, from our Frisky Fanfiction Steamy Spotlight episodeSuck My Fanfic
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This episode is brought to you by Christmas Kisses with my Cowboy, the latest holiday anthology series from Kensington. The Novel:Hex, Love, and Rock & Roll (Coven Daughters #1)The Author: Kat TurnerThe Noobie:James (IG: @amalgamation81)The Synopsis:With a business skidding toward bankruptcy and bone-dry bank account, Helen Schrader is willing to do the unthinkable. But what will happen when she hires a witch to cast a money spell?When the spell sets in motion her own latent magic and her inexperience causes her to accidentally hex her celebrity crush, rocker Brian Shepherd, all that good fortune she hoped for flies out of the window.Now, Helen and Brian struggle to break the curse and tackle their growing feelings for each other. Problem is, the harder they fall for each other, the deadlier the curse becomes.But as a dark magic cult with an unquenchable thirst for power closes in on them, the couple will have to face more than just their inconvenient desire. With time running out and danger mounting, can they beat the hex before Brian becomes its next victim?Show Notes:- Sponsored promo for Christmas Kisses with my Cowboy (00:00:05 - 00:01:53)- Welcome to James, a former guest's live-in-love and official romance "noobie"- An ode to Halloween and fall festivities - To "candy chute" or not to candy chute?- Introducing Kat Turner and her debut novel (00:10:48)- Some fantasy recs: Brandon Sanderson and The Name of the Wind- James' preconceived notions of romance (00:14:43)- Some thoughts on covers...- A brief summary of Hex, Love, and Rock & Roll (00:20:25)- Initial thoughts about magic and irresponsible witch teachers- Haunted by stories set in Minnesota- A romance novel or the hero's journey? (00:30:10)- A whole lot happening in one little book...- When romance meets "Sesame Street"- Some healthy discussions about sex and consent- Ginormous boobs, pierced penises, and Hollywood evil, oh my!- The best of horror movie tropes and themes (00:44:08)- "The witch on 32nd Street."- An appreciation for fallible characters- A couple of "clit forward" steamy sexcerpts (00:51:47)- Yoga sex? Milking? Prostate massages!?!- Heart, Humor, & Heat Ratings (01:03:26)- Wrapping things up with James- Crystal dildos are... cumming soonFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novel:Office HoursThe Author:Katrina JacksonThe Noobie:Jazmen, Host of Three Black ChicksBlk & Bkish MerchLiterally BlackThe Synopsis:What's life like on the tenure track?For Assistant Professor of Sociology, Dr. Deja Evans, it sucks. Hard. Every day.Between the class prep, the meetings, grading student work, trying to find time to complete her own research and the meetings, she didn't have a life, she had a digital calendar that decided whether she got to wallow in her feelings at 3pm or 7pm, on Thursday or maybe Sunday. And the worst meeting of them all was the two-and-a-half-hour, once a month Faculty Senate, which was drier than her dating life, duller than her skin in winter and far longer than her attention span.The only thing that made those never-ending Faculty Senate meetings bearable was watching Dr. Alejandro Mendoza, Associate Professor of History, breathe. For years, Deja had harbored a kind of secret crush on the sexiest man on campus never thinking that he would ever feel the same, until one unexpected day, they have a steamy after hours encounter in her office and suddenly her life seems much more exciting.That lasts about half a minute.Over the course of a hectic academic year, Deja tries to survive her classes, help her students, prepare herself for her third-year review, and most important of all, she has to learn how to get out of her own way and just let Alejandro love her.Show Notes: - Introducing the woman who does it all :) - The Boobies & Noobies drinking game - A very witchy birthday- Reading makes for better writing- The importance of reading independently published Black stories (00:05:37)- Shoutout to Christina C. Jones, Katrina Jackson, and Rebekah Weatherspoon - GOOGLE IT - Black Indie Reviewer Recs: Brazen Babe Reviews and Shades n Pages- Book Recs: Wonder by Christina C. Jones, Snowflake by Nia Forrester, Liquor & Laundry by Tasha L. Harrison, and Pink Slip by Katrina Jackson- An inside peek at Jazmen's WIP- Can we move beyond 20-something romance?- Introducing Office Hours by Katrina Jackson (00:19:36)- You might remember our review of Grand Theft N.Y.E. also by Katrina Jackson- And the award for sexiest cover model goes to...- Things we love: Mutual pining, Deja's anxiety, the ultimate girl tribe, and a "real man"- Petty relationship deal breakers? (00:35:32)- How do we feel about conflict-free, feel-good romance? (00:37:21)- What's sexier than creativity? Thank you Katrina "Steamy" Jackson- A few steamy sexcerpts (00:44:11)- The relationship between Black students and Black educators- Heart, Humor, & Heat Ratings (00:54:37)Follow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novel: Duke by Day, Rogue by Night 
The Author: Katherine Bone
The Noobies: Adam Jewell (IG: @aj_grizz41)Michelle Jewell (IG: @shellnicole33)
The Synopsis: His identity is in jeopardy—and so is his heart…
When a number of ill-advised financial dealings threaten her father’s reputation, Lady Constance Danbury finds herself facing an arranged marriage to a cruel man nearly twice her age. Willing to do anything to escape the betrothal, she boards a merchantman bound for Spain to enlist her estranged aunt’s aid. But when the ship is overtaken by pirates, her dream of freedom disappears as memories of her mother’s death at the hand of corsairs flood her with determination never to bow down to a pirate.
Percival Avery, Duke of Blendingham, is a member of Nelson’s Tea, an elite group of patriots assigned to protect England’s shores at any cost. Service to the Crown requires heroic sacrifice, and for Percy, that means living a double life. On land, he is a mysterious nobleman, and at sea, he is a dangerous pirate infiltrating the underbelly of society. He takes great care to keep his two identities separate, but while investigating a notorious pirate ring, Percy finds them coming to a head. Now, he must choose between completing his mission and saving the life of the beautiful woman he recognizes as his commander’s niece.
Returning Constance to London isn’t easy, however. She will have none of it, even as her traitorous body longs for the devil who saved her. But she is not the only one struggling for control. Passion has no place in a world of intrigue and espionage, and despite his feelings, Percy swears to protect her—not only from the enemy but from himself.

The Novella:Blame it on the Mistletoe The Author: Marina AdairThe Noobies: Joelle ("Mouse") and Julianne ("Weens")Mouse and Weens PodcastThe Synopsis:To claim his slice of the family ranch, Texas Ranger Noah is forced back to Tucker’s Crossing. All he expects to find is a tractor load of painful memories—until a holiday storm, a power outage—and perhaps the magic of Christmas—deliver him to rescue an intriguing woman named Faith. But just who’s rescuing whom?*This is one of three novellas featured in the anthology series, Christmas Kisses with my CowboyShow Notes: - The 4th Day of Boobsmas- Mouse and Weens make me an honorary sister- Making things extra cozy, extra early in 2020- Real tree vs. Fake tree (00:05:06)- California Christmas traditions - Road trips lead to the best ideas (00:17:04)- "A creative womb"- Chunky babies have to stick togther!- Introducing Blame it on the Mistletoe (00:22:09)- Our history with romance: from Judy Blume to Princess Daisy - To sex up Christmas or not to sex up Christmas?- A true cowboy romance story (00:26:07)- Psychology of a character... and murderer- Ginger bears and petty notes (00:39:13)- How many euphemisms can we find for "ornaments"?- Don't be such a stocking stuffer!- Dinkies vs. Twinkies - Naughty Words for Nice Writers: A Romance Novel Thesaurus - Marina Adair's Romeantically Challenged - Mariah Carey vs. Gretchen Weiners in A Christmas Melody - A few winks, a handful of nods, and a bunch of box talk (00:50:31)- No steamy sexcerpts, but we love the blush!- Gingerbread, cinnamon rolls, and cookies, oh my!- Dirty holiday cookies FTW (00:58:02)- Heart, Humor, Heat and Holiday Ratings (01:00:26)- Wrapping up with Mouse & Weens & romance (01:09:07)- Join us Friday December 11th on IGTV for the final giveaway!!- The 4th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin Giveaway Winner:Twitter: HEAorBustFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novel:An Extraordinary Union (The Loyal League Book 1)
The Author: Alyssa Cole 
The Noobies: MK McFadden (IG: @themkmcfadden)The Synopsis:As the Civil War rages between the states, a courageous pair of spies plunge fearlessly into a maelstrom of ignorance, deceit, and danger, combining their unique skills to alter the course of history and break the chains of the past...Elle Burns is a former slave with a passion for justice and an eidetic memory. Trading in her life of freedom in Massachusetts, she returns to the indignity of slavery in the South—to spy for the Union Army.Malcolm McCall is a detective for Pinkerton's Secret Service. Subterfuge is his calling, but he’s facing his deadliest mission yet—risking his life to infiltrate a Rebel enclave in Virginia.Two undercover agents who share a common cause—and an undeniable attraction—Malcolm and Elle join forces when they discover a plot that could turn the tide of the war in the Confederacy's favor. Caught in a tightening web of wartime intrigue, and fighting a fiery and forbidden love, Malcolm and Elle must make their boldest move to preserve the Union at any cost—even if it means losing each other...Show Notes:2019: The year romantic comedies made a comebackThe Oscar Noms + a brief rant about white peoplePlea for better roles for actors of color - a romance with Gabrielle Union & John Cho?Black History Month Romance ReviewsHistorical romance is sexy, tooRomance novels on film - The Bridgertons, Virgin River on NetflixHeart, Heat, & Humor RWA drama #TeamCourtney
Shoutouts: Norma Perez-HernandezShelf Love PodcastThe Ripped Bodice 
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This episode is brought to you by Never Conspire with a Sinful Baron, the fourth book in Renee Ann Miller's Infamous Lords series. Never Conspire with a Sinful Baron is out now, and available wherever books are sold. The Novel:The Girl in the Love Song The Author:Emma Scott The Not-so-Noobies: Kamrun Nesa and Gabi Kelly, Hosts of LITerally Us Podcast @literallyuspodcast The Synopsis:At Santa Cruz Central High School, they called them the misfits, the outcasts, the weirdos. But most of us knew them as the Lost Boys...Miller Stratton is a survivor. After a harrowing childhood of poverty, he will do anything it takes to find security for himself and his mom. He’s putting all his hopes and dreams in the fragile frame of his guitar and the beauty he creates with its strings and his soulful voice.Until Violet.No one expects to meet the love of their life at age thirteen. But the spunky rich girl steals Miller’s heart and refuses to give it back.Violet McNamara’s life hasn’t been as simple as it looks. Her picture-perfect family is not so perfect after all. Her best friend Miller is her one constant and she is determined not to ruin their friendship with romantic complications.But the heart wants what it wants. As Miller’s star begins to rise to stratospheric heights, what will it take for Violet to realize that she’s the girl in all of his love songs?Show Notes:- Sponsored promo for Never Conspire with a Sinful Baron- Welcome to the June Book Club with Kamrun & Gabby - Special Thanks to Valentine PR & Literary Management - Lots of love within the Romancelandia community - Kamrun and Gabby's respective romance reading journeys (00:07:20)- Shoutouts to some faves: Christina Lauren, Alice Clayton, R.S. Grey and Sylvia Day - Revisiting the phenomenon that is Fifty Shades of Grey - A brief discussion of Gabriel's Inferno (Passionflix) and 365 Days (Netflix) (00:14:21)- And another brief discussion of Schitt's Creek (Netflix/Pop TV) - What's coming up on LITerally Us Podcast (00:21:15)- The Girl in the Love Song: Be sure to listen to the original tracks on Spotify, too! - Summary of The Girl in the Love Song - Spoiler-free summarized first impressions from Kamrun, Gabby, and Kelly (00:31:59)- What we love: An ensemble of real and raw characters, the book boyfriend of all book boyfriends, a "high school" love story that people beyond high school will also enjoy  - Book Club Question #1: Who would you pick to play the role of Violet in the film/TV adaptation? (00:38:42)- Book Club Question #2: When you were growing up, which celebrities did you have posters of on your walls? (00:42:54)- N'SYNC and not one, but TWO Joey Fatone stories - Violet's ability to adapt and evolve as an individual, but also as part of a couple - A "rockstar romance" unlike any rockstar romances - Book Club Question #3: Who would you pick to play the role of Miller in the film/TV adaptation? (00:56:15)- Too many connections to the CW- Book Club Question #5: What is the best, worst, and/or most memorable job you had as a teenager or young adult? (01:04:42)- A creepy AF babysitting story...
*Promo for Smart Podcast Trashy Books (01:10:50)
- Let the Spoiler Talk begin... (01:11:30)- The medical talk - referencing Lani Lynn Vale's I'm Only Here for the Beard - Subverting typical rockstar/movie star romance tropes - A couple of steamy sexcerpts...- Heart, Heat, & Humor Ratings - July Book Club announcement and Giveaway Winner - Why are all the kids independent on One Tree Hill (and every other teen show?)
Giveaway Winner:Anne-Marie Reddick 
June Book Club:Make Me Hate You by Kandi Steiner (Available Now) 
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The Novel:A Highlander is Coming to Town (Highland, Georgia #3)The Author: Laura TrenthamThe Noobie: Angela Maria Hart Angela's YouTube: @booksaremyhartCozy Mystery Book ClubThe Synopsis:You better watch out. . .Holt Pierson is dreading Christmas. His parents absconded to Florida for the season and left him to handle the family farm which will be his one day―whether he wants it or not. Driven by duty, Holt has always followed the path expected of him. But lately, he’s been questioning what he wants and where he belongs. Will assuming the responsibility of the Pierson farm make him happy or is there something―or someone―else out in the wider world calling to him?To Claire Smythe, the Scottish lead singer of a touring band, Highland, Georgia, is the perfect place to hide . . .until a very handsome and deeply curious Holt begins to ask all the questions Claire doesn’t want to answer. As Holt draws Claire out from under and into the fabric of small-town life, can Claire put the past behind her and embrace the unexpected gifts of the season―including the new and lasting love?Show Notes: - The 3rd Day of Boobsmas - Welcoming Angela Hart, the founder of Cozy Mystery Book Club- Angela's Romance Rec: Alexa Riley and Read Me Romance - It's not too late to check out The 12 Days of Cozies (00:06:59) - Talking holiday traditions and Jingle Jolly Lane- Angela's Cozy Mystery Christmas Rec: The Santaland Slayings, Let it Snow, and How the Dukes Stole Christmas (00:18:40)- A brief love letter to Tessa Dare- Introducing today's reading, A Highlander is Coming to Town (00:22:53)- The most masculine hero name in the history of hero names- A quick synopsis for A Highlander is Coming to Town (00:27:37)- The "romantic foreigner" trope - Stop doubting perfect book boyfriends like Holt Pierson!- "Bring out the horse."- Scottish festivities over holiday festivities - The Hallmark holiday movie of your dreams... but with sex.- A slightly steamy sexcerpt (01:02:25)- An extra grade for Scottish? - Heart, Humor, Heat and Holiday Ratings (01:06:08)- Not an Alexa Riley or Nikki Sloane...- Wrapping up with Angela and a giveaway (01:16:35)- Join us Friday December 11th on IGTV for the final giveaway!!- The 3rd Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin Giveaway Winner:Facebook: Mackenzie EganFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novella:A Second Chance Road Trip for Christmas 
The Author: Jackie Lau 
The Noobies: Sadie Chelsea **Sadie is currently offering coaching sessions for writers. To sign up, visit her website or contact her on social media.
The Synopsis:Greg Wong hates when things don’t go according to plan, so he definitely doesn’t appreciate it when his mother insists he drive Tasha Edwards back to Mosquito Bay for the Christmas holidays. He likes peace and quiet when he’s in the car, and that’s the opposite of what he’ll get with Tasha, his high school sweetheart. The first woman he ever loved.Not that he has feelings for her now. Of course not. Though while he’s trying not to smile at her laughter and terrible singing, he can’t help noticing how beautiful she is.And then his plans veer further off course when a snowstorm forces them to spend the night in an unheated motel room with only one bed…
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The Novel:Issued (Navy Seals of Little Creek #1)
The Author: Paris WyntersThe Noobie: Caleb Alman (@calebalman)The Synopsis:She needs a total life reboot… even if it means marrying a strangerTaya Maverick has just volunteered to marry a random Navy SEAL as part of the military’s new spouse-matching program. What other choice does she have? Her former best friend killed her father and torched her house. Taya’s determined to start over, but to be safe she has to disappear. The program is the perfect opportunity, complete with refuge and a built-in bodyguard. Her Navy SEAL husband can keep her safe, right?After one spectacularly disastrous marriage, Jim Stephens nixes round two. But his commanding officer never accepts no for an order. While an injury may have sidelined him temporarily, Jim still needs to salvage his career after a mistake in combat puts him in leadership’s cross-hairs. Being the first in the pilot program guarantees him his rank and eventual active duty clearance…as long as he can last the trial year.The I dos are barely uttered before Jim and Taya realize they’ve each miscalculated. Their sizzling chemistry might lead to bed, but neither is prepared to open their heart. And then Taya’s past comes knocking...
Show Notes: - Promo for Textual Tension - Introducing Caleb Alman, a self-proclaimed "Twitter gay"- The increase of TikTok and Instagram content during the start of quarantine- A brief discussion of Midnight Sun, a decade in the making- The OTHER Caleb Alman (have you Googled yourself today?)- Caleb's history (or lack thereof) with the romance genre (00:12:30)- Introducing Issued by Paris Wynters (aka the best drag name ever) - Creating your drag queen name: the last place you visited + favorite season- Expect the second book in the Navy Seals of Little Creek series in September 2020- The lack of queer representation in romance... ESPECIALLY in bookstores- Inherent biases, both in romance and IRL - see "100 Humans" (00:20:29)- Synopsis for Issued (00:23:44)- A contemporary marriage of convenience and marriage contract? Hell yeah!- The "slow burn" that defied Caleb's expectations- We've got a couple of questions... - Who doesn't know how to use a microwave? Girlfriend... (00:38:35)- When will people just say what they're feeling? Can that exist in a book? - An ode to ass-eating (00:44:52)- A couple of "petty points" - hot chocolate and imaginary timelines- The most cinematic combat scenes in romance- Kelly mixes up IEDs with IUDs... and Caleb confuses IUDs with STIs- A couple of steamy sexcerpts... just kidding, we both chose ass-eating (00:56:42)- Heart, Humor, & Heat Ratings (00:59:20)- The Ass-Eating Chronicles of Caleb & Kelly: To be continued?
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The Novella:Eggnog Makes Her Easy
The Author: Erin Nicholas 
The Noobies: Claudia Capria (IG: capri_asun)
The Synopsis:Lindsey is expecting silent nights this holiday. Just her and her boys while her husband serves overseas. But her blue Christmas turns merry when things start rockin’ under the mistletoe thanks to a surprise gift from her naughty Santa.Hey, the nice list is overrated anyway.

The Novella:Eight Cozy Nights (The Sublime Book 6)
The Author: Julia Wolf 
The Noobies: Jason Berk (@guitarmanjb)
The Synopsis:It'll take a miracle for the two of them to last more than eight nights...
Larissa:Hanukkah's never been my favorite holiday. In fact, I usually forget it's happening. This year though, despite nearly being killed by my tall drink of water new neighbor, I'm in the mood to celebrate. Only I can't seem to find my menorah...
Yo:Hanukkah's one of my favorite holidays. I look forward to celebrating every December. This year could be more interesting than ever, when a gorgeous, curvy (and grumpy) woman moves in next door. Only I seem to have misplaced my candles...
Together these two opposites will light up the night.If you love Hallmark movies, but sometimes wish the language was a tad saltier and the loves scenes, well, existed, then this funny, sweet, and sexy Hanukkah novella is for you.
Shoutouts:Bad at Love Podcast The Phoenix NestFeminists Without MystiqueSpoop HourGiveaway Winner:Happily Ever Aftermath
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The Novel: Compromised in Paradise
The Author: Samanthe Beck
The Noobies: Cooper Baldwin @swervinthrulief & Ellen Anne Murphy 
The Synopsis: Stressed out hotel heiress Arden St. Sebastian is in Maui for one thing and one thing only. Work. But when the hottie at the bar buys her a drink to end all frilly umbrella-and-glow stick drinks, she can't help but accept his unspoken invitation. When they get back to her villa, however, and the sexy moment of truth arrives, she can't…quite…get there. Again.
ER resident Nick Bancroft can handle a night of fun, anonymous sex, but he draws the line at a fake orgasm. He makes his mystery woman a deal. He'll take care of her little stress-induced orgasm problem if she'll spend the next six days exploring the island with him, no questions asked.
A week of island relaxation on the arm of the sexiest man she's ever met? Arden's game. As long as she keeps her identity secret, she's got nothing to lose…except her heart.

The Novel: Hello Stranger
The Author: Lisa Kleypas
The Noobies: Miri Smith (@myriadsmith) & Kris Miranda (@krismiranda09)Follow their reaction blog, Reacting to Something (@reactingtosome)
The Synopsis: Dr. Garrett Gibson, the only female physician in England, is as daring and independent as any man—why not take her pleasures like one? Yet she has never been tempted to embark on an affair, until now. Ethan Ransom, a former detective for Scotland Yard, is as gallant as he is secretive, a rumored assassin whose true loyalties are a mystery. For one exhilarating night, they give in to their potent attraction before becoming strangers again.
As a Ravenel by-blow spurned by his father, Ethan has little interest in polite society, yet he is captivated by the bold and beautiful Garrett. Despite their vow to resist each other after that sublime night, she is soon drawn into his most dangerous assignment yet. When the mission goes wrong, it will take all of Garrett’s skill and courage to save him. As they face the menace of a treacherous government plot, Ethan is willing to take any risk for the love of the most extraordinary woman he’s ever known.

*Content Warning* In our discussion of Head Over Heels (beginning 00:28:42) we do reference one of the book's subplots which deals with sexual and emotional abuse of minors. Summary:Author Hannah Orenstein joins Kelly to discuss the multiple hats she's worn over the past decade, from professional matchmaker to Senior Dating Editor at Elite Daily and now, published novelist. Along with Hannah's latest release, Head Over Heels, the ladies discuss the darker side of competitive gymnastics, some excellent advice for budding romance writers, and the future of dating in a post-pandemic world... whenever that may be.Guest: Hannah Orenstein
Show Notes: - Introducing Hannah Orenstein, author, editor, and... professional matchmaker? - The 2020 Summer Olympics and Simone Biles - Incorporating personal experiences into the books we write (00:05:28)- Becoming a professional matchmaker: Playing with Matches - Hannah's professional dating advice for singles post-pandemic- Writing relationships as something "out of your control" (00:14:30)- Kelly & Hannah's histories with romance shame- "Bonnet Rippers" aka Amish Romance- Recommending Red, White, & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston - Hannah's favorite tropes to read and write and Love at First Like: (00:19:53) - The importance of loving what you write - The story behind Hannah's latest novel, Head Over Heels, available now (00:21:55)- "Everything I know about gymnastics I learned from watching 'Stick It'"- The physical, mental, and emotional challenges of being an Olympic teen athlete- The darker side of gymnastics (00:28:42) *Content Warning*- Recommended gymnastics reading: Fierce by Aly Raisman- Hannah's favorite (spoiler-free) scenes from Head Over Heels - Predictions for quarantine love stories (and quarantine break-ups)- Next up for Hannah and the story she's dying to write (00:42:29)- Murder mystery recs - Too Good to be True and They Wish They Were Us- Advice for romance reading AND writing "noobies" - Where to find, follow, and keep in touch with Hannah: on Instagram, on Twitter, and on her website: hannahorenstein.com 
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The Novel:Caroline's Heart The Author: Austin ChantThe Not-so-Noobie:Andrea, Host of Shelf Love PodcastThe Synopsis:Cecily lost her soulmate years ago, leaving her with nothing but the clockwork heart that once beat in Caroline's chest. They say it's impossible to bring back the dead, yet Cecily's resurrection spell is nearly complete and grows more powerful by the day.But when a cowboy she barely knows is fatally injured, the only way to save him is by sacrificing an essential piece of the resurrection spell—and all possibility of seeing her lover again.Show Notes:- Welcome to #Cocktober- Be sure to check out Andrea on The 12 Days of Boobsmas (2019) and Kelly on Shelf Love- Andrea hates the holidays... but loves the smells- Halloween parenting woes & vague Twitter polls - Problematic Faves: Because of or in spite of...- "She yields, he wields" (00:13:10)- VOTE VOTE VOTE- Quarantine romance stories: Yay or Nay? (00:18:54)- Be sure to check out Andrea's Witchy Goodreads Shelf- Introducing Caroline's Heart by Austin Chant (00:22:40)- Book length "yardsticks": A Duke by Default and Artful Lies- The magic of it all- A blend of contemporary realities with revisionist history (00:35:48)- Trans representation and remembering Corey Alexander - From Black Mirror to The Babadook - Dealing with grief- A solitary sexcerpt (00:51:28)- Heat, Heart, & Humor Ratings (01:25:28)-- Wrapping up with AndreaFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*

The Novel:Faking Ms. Right
The Author:Claire Kingsley
The Noobie:Alicia Cordova (@Alicia_Cordova)Lieography Podcast (@lieographypod)The Synopsis:Everly Dalton is a walking, talking, martini-drinking dating disaster. Forget kissing frogs. She can’t even get past the first date. But at work, she’s a badass—the longest-running assistant billionaire Shepherd Calloway has ever had. Her coworkers wonder how she handles the big bad wolf—and never gets bit.
Shepherd Calloway isn’t interested in being anyone’s sugar daddy. Tired of women who only want him for his money, he swears off dating, determined to focus on running his empire. Until his gold-digging ex hits him where it hurts, putting him in a difficult position.
His solution—to have Everly pose as his live-in girlfriend—is obviously crazy. But the timing is uncanny. It just so happens Everly needs a favor from her boss—a big and awkward one—and this could ensure everyone gets what they want.
Besides, Everly can totally survive a few months of faux romance.
Except there’s a problem. Shepherd is supposed to be a single-minded, unemotional robot boss. Not an actual human with a heart and morning wood. Between the awkward bed-sharing and tingly fake dates, lines are blurring. And as Everly gets to know the real Shepherd, she discovers there’s more to the man behind the bank account.
And faking it gets all too real...
 

The Novel: Falling for the Highlander: A Time Travel Romance (Enchanted Falls Trilogy, Book 1)
The Author: Emma Prince
The Noobies: Jordan Williams (IG: @jordan_willyums)
The Synopsis: Destiny throws her back in time. Can love make her stay?Caroline Sutton doesn’t belong here. Not in the Highlands, and certainly not in the fourteenth century. Headstrong Caroline hopes an adventure will ease the pain of her parents’ deaths. One minute, she’s standing at the edge of a waterfall, daring her two sisters to jump with her. The next, she wakes up on the shores of a Scottish loch—600 years in the past. She’s determined to return to her sisters and her own time, but Callum, the rugged Highland Laird who discovers her, has other ideas. When heat flares between them, all Caroline’s plans are thrown into jeopardy, but if she gives in to her blazing desire, she may never want to leave the past behind.Laird Callum MacMoran is in a bind. He has inherited a clan feud with no end in sight. When he comes across a strange yet strikingly beautiful woman on enemy lands, he thinks to use her as a bargaining chip to end the bloodshed. Little does he know this odd lass is more than she seems, and falling for her will threaten the peace he has worked so long to build. Torn between responsibility to his clan and his growing feelings for Caroline, can he love her enough to let her go? Or will fate decide their futures for them?

The Novel:Flashed
The Author: Zoey Castile  
The Noobies: Serena Ghazzawi (IG: @serreall)Promo:There Will be Porn Podcast (@therewillbeprn)
The Synopsis: When a man makes his living by his looks, he can forget that love—and lust—are more than skin deep. But the right woman can remind him...A former soccer player, stripper, and model, legendary party boy Patrick Halloran finally gets his big break starring in the summer blockbuster. But when an accident leaves him changed forever, he hides away in his secluded Montana ranch. Only his new housekeeper is allowed inside—with one rule: she’s not allowed to see him. But Pat sees her, and she’s the most stunning woman he’s ever laid eyes on. Even her voice is beautiful. Still, Pat can’t allow himself to get close to anyone. Not without a fight at least...Magdalena “Lena” Martel is a long way from Queens, New York. After a rough patch, the aspiring artist is working her way through college—even if it means keeping house for a man whose gruff voice she can only hear through a closed door. Still, Lena senses Pat’s got a good heart, maybe even a lovable one. She’s intrigued—until his anger sends her running into the freezing woods. Now Pat will have to find her—and when he does he may have found the one woman who can thaw his heart—not to mention the rest of him. But can their new bond survive the paparazzi—and their personal demons?

The Novel: Good Girl Gone Bad 
The Author: Carmen Falcone 
The Noobies: Ethan "Emoney" Cohen (@emoneysunset)
The Synopsis: Lily has always lived up to her preacher father’s expectations of how she should behave, but all that changes when a hot stranger walks in to her hair salon and a feral need to have him takes over her common sense. On a whim, she screws him in the supply room, caving to a desire that only grows with each kiss.
When she learns he’s the billionaire alpha who wants to boot her out of her business for the sake of his own, she’s livid. But the pulse between her legs never got the memo. Things heat up even more when he offers her a naughty proposal that’s going to make this good girl stop thinking twice about being bad…

The Novella:Halloween Boo
The Author:Sarah Spade
The Noobie:Zoe Wernick Tea & Strumpets Podcast (@tnstrumpets)
The Synopsis:A ghost falling in love with a mortal? It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus…
Dani - So, I think my apartment is haunted. No. Really. Spooky things have been happening to me ever since I moved in last year. At first, I ignored them. Later, I got used to the idea that I shared my place with a ghost. I even called him Casper. We got along just fine.
Until a sexy hunk showed up the night before Halloween and told me that his name wasn’t Casper—it was Zack. And that, on All Hallow’s Eve, certain ghosts sometimes have the power to cross over into the human world. Which he did, because he loves me.
Okay then.
Zack - I’m in love. The only problem? She’s alive. And me? I’m kinda not.
At least, I’m not on every day except for October 31st. Because on Halloween? Anything goes. I want Dani. And even if it’s only for the one night when ghosts can cross over to the living world, I’ll take what I can get. Because I love a mortal, and it’s not just hocus pocus.Danielle Williams doesn’t believe in ghosts. But this Halloween, after a year of watching over and falling in love with his mortal houseguest, Zack Banks is ready to prove that this particular ghost might just believe in her.

The Novel:Heartthrob
The Author:Robin Bielman
The Noobie:Nathan Brown (IG: @na_zac)The Synopsis:He likes a challenge…
Here’s the deal: I’m the best center fielder in the major leagues. I’m also the guy who cost his team the championship game and acted very unsportsmanlike. So, when the team hires a social media manager to repair the damage to my reputation, I don’t argue. But then I meet Chloe Conrad, and I suddenly understand what people mean when they say they have an instant connection to someone. Which means I’m in serious trouble. Chloe’s a smart, sexy distraction I can’t afford, but one date can’t hurt, right? Only she turns me down. And just like that, it’s game on.
She’s sworn off love…
Finn Auprince is the hottest player in the major leagues. Look up “It Factor” in the dictionary and there’s his handsome face. He’s also my biggest client and I don’t care how easy it is to talk to him or how fun it is to manage his social media accounts, I will not give in to his charms. Then one drunken night, I tell him about my curse: all my previous boyfriends have found their soul mates while dating me. One more heartbreak, and I’ll never recover. But Finn doesn’t believe in curses—he believes in me. Professionally and personally. He sets out to prove the universe isn’t against me, and that his one true love isn’t waiting around the next corner.
The problem is…can we play the game of love and both come out on top?
 

The Novella:Heiress Alone 
The Author: Sophie Jordan 
The Noobies: Megan Jace (IG: @megan_jace)
The Synopsis:When Annis Bannister's family leaves her behind in the rush to escape an impending snowstorm, she finds herself stranded in the Highlands, left to fend off brigands terrorizing the countryside, robbing homes locked up for winter. Her only hope falls on her neighbor, a surly hermit duke who unravels her with a look, then a kiss ... until she fears the danger to her heart outweighs the danger of brigands and snowstorms. 

The Novel:Hired
The Author: Zoey Castile  
The Noobies: Serena Ghazzawi (IG: @serreall)
The Synopsis: For a man who makes his living pleasuring women, what happens when the only pay-out worth having is love? Faith Abigail Charles has always done the right thing. So when her mother runs for mayor of New Orleans, Faith puts her law career on hold to help her win. But when tensions run high, Faith trades one kind of heat for another—in the arms of a hard-bodied stranger. He’s everything a woman dreams of in a lover. So much so that her one-night stand turns into two, then three, then four …For Aiden Rios, meeting smart, sexy Faith feels like fate. After being ditched by his client in the Big Easy, the high-paid male escort needs a little company himself. Aiden knows he’ll have to come clean about his line of work, and he plans to—right after another taste of Faith’s sweetness—and another and another … Until a chance meeting with his client leaves Aiden exposed—and Faith shocked and hurt. Now the hired hottie must show Faith that the love they share is bigger than the scandal threatening to destroy them …

The Novella:Holiday Homerun 
The Author: Priscilla Oliveras 
The Noobies: Heather Young (IG: @thehyoung)So She Slays (IG: @sosheslays)The Synopsis:Event planner Julia Louisa Fernandez dreams of a life in Chicago. But her family in Puerto Rico expects her to take over the catering business. Former pro baseball player Ben Thomas knows what that’s like—and when they meet, he might be the one to inspire a winning strategy, just in time for the holidays . .

The Novel: Hooked
The Author: Christina Phillips  
The Noobies: Tiffany Whitely (@tiffysinterlude)
The Synopsis: Zach - I like my sex dirty and disposable. I'm not into commitment or chicks who want more than one night. My brothers and club come first, second and last.
Until she walks into my life. Classy, rich and so out of my league it's crazy. A week together should get her out of my system, but this good girl is so bad when we're all alone and I can't get enough of her.
I don't do forever, but she's hooked me so bad I don't ever want to let her go. Except there's no way a princess can live in my world and I sure as hell won't live in hers...

The Novel: Hotter than Ever 
The Author: Elle Kennedy   
The Noobies: Jared Goode (@jaredgoode)Bryan Sandlin 
The Synopsis: Three is most definitely not a crowd…
Claire McKinley has just experienced every bride’s nightmare: the groom is a no-show, and now she must face five hundred guests alone. Furious and humiliated, she seeks help from the most unlikely candidate—her almost-brother-in-law, who promptly whisks her away to his apartment in San Diego, where she can recover her pride in peace and quiet.
Dylan Wade is no fan of Claire’s, but he can’t ignore the jilted bride in her time of need. Bringing her home seems like a good idea—until he remembers his new roommate. Dylan’s relationship with Aidan Rhodes is…complicated. And with Claire thrown into the mix, life becomes even more…complicated.
Claire is blindsided by her attraction not only to Dylan, but also to Aidan, a man she’s just met. Soon they’re caught up in an all-consuming sexual storm they can’t fight even if they wanted to. But when their hearts get involved, Claire wonders if it can last, or if she’s just setting herself up for more heartache.
Warning: This book is very dirty. Ménage a trois and man-on-man dirty. Graphic language and explicit sex dirty. Basically? Dirty. You’ve been warned.

The Novella:How to Capture a Duke 
The Author: Bianca Blythe
The Noobies: Isabella Costa (IG: @isabellaxcosta)
The Synopsis:All she had to do was find a fiancé. In four days. In the middle of nowhere.One reclusive bluestocking...Fiona Amberly is more intrigued by the Roman ruins near her manor house than she is by balls. When her dying Grandmother worries about Fiona's future, Fiona stammers that she's secretly engaged. Soon she finds herself promising that she will introduce her husband-to-be by Christmas.One dutiful duke...Percival Carmichael, new Duke of Alfriston, is in a hurry. He's off to propose to London's most eligible debutante. After nearly dying at Waterloo, he's vowed to spend the rest of his life living up to the ton's expectations.One fallen tree...When Fiona tries to warn a passing coach about a tree in the road, the driver mistakes her for a highwaywoman. Evidently he's not used to seeing women attired in clothes only suitable for archaeology waving knives. After the driver flees, Fiona decides she may as well borrow the handsome passenger...*This story also appears in Bianca Blythe's Christmas Anthology, Lords, Snow, and Mistletoe: A Regency Christmas Collection 
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The Novel: I Dare You 
The Author: Ilsa Madden-Mills 
The Noobies: Steve Kniss (@stevekniss)
The Synopsis: Badass Athlete: I dare you to…Delaney Shaw: Who is this?The late night text is random, but "Badass Athlete" sure seems to know who she is…Delaney Shaw. Good girl.Lover of fluffy kitties and Star Wars. Curious.His dare? Spend one night in his bed—a night he promises will be unforgettable—and she can solve the mystery of who he is. She knows she shouldn't, but what else is she going to do with her boring Valentine's Day? One sexy hook-up later, her mind is blown and the secret's out.Maverick Monroe.Bad boy.The most talented football player in the country.Just ask him.Too bad for him Delaney's sworn off dating athletes forever after her last heartbreak.But Maverick wants more than one night and refuses to give up on winning Delaney’s heart. She isn’t one to be fazed by a set of broad shoulders. Will the bad boy land the nerd girl or will the secrets they keep from each other separate them forever?

The Novel:Ice Cream Lover  
The Author: Jackie Lau 
The Noobies: Maddie Conklin (@maddiesaysthis)2 Blondes (@2blondesandabottle)The Synopsis: I hate ice cream. Ever since my fiancée left me at the altar and skewered me in her bestseller "Embrace Your Inner Ice Cream Sandwich: Finding the Positive You in a World of Negativity," I haven't been able to stomach the stuff.
Unfortunately, my five-year-old niece is a budding foodie and her favorite place in the world is Ginger Scoops, a cutesy Asian ice cream shop. Since I've been looking after my niece a lot lately, I've spent too much time there, sipping black coffee, refusing to eat ice cream, and trying not to look at the owner, Chloe Jenkins. Chloe is obnoxiously cheerful, and I can't stand her.
Naturally, I end up kissing her.
But I've sworn off women after the fiasco with my ex-fiancée, and I'm convinced I'm no good at relationships. Still, with Chloe I'm tempted to do the impossible: give love and ice cream another chance...

The Novel: Irresistable You 
The Author: Kate Meader  
The Noobies: Nate WhitakerJustin Tsatsa
The Synopsis: Hot in Chicago series author Kate Meader returns with her all new, scorching Chicago Rebels hockey series, featuring her signature “steamy sex scenes, colorful characters, and riveting dialogue” (Romantic Times). Three estranged sisters inherit their late father’s failing hockey franchise and are forced to confront a man’s world, their family’s demons, and the battle-hardened ice warriors skating into their hearts.Harper Chase has just become the most powerful woman in the NHL after the death of her father Clifford Chase, maverick owner of the Chicago Rebels. But the team is a hot mess—underfunded, overweight, and close to tapping out of the league. Hell-bent on turning the luckless franchise around, Harper won’t let anything stand in her way. Not her gender, not her sisters, and especially not a veteran player with an attitude problem and a smoldering gaze designed to melt her ice-compacted defenses.Veteran center Remy “Jinx” DuPre is on the downside of a career that’s seen him win big sponsorships, fans’ hearts, and more than a few notches on his stick. Only one goal has eluded him: the Stanley Cup. Sure, he’s been labeled as the unluckiest guy in the league, but with his recent streak of good play, he knows this is his year. So why the hell is he being shunted off to a failing hockey franchise run by a ball-buster in heels? And is she seriously expecting him to lead her band of misfit losers to a coveted spot in the playoffs?He’d have a better chance of leading Harper on a merry skate to his bed…

The Novel:Last Night with the EarlThe Author:Kelly BowenThe Noobie:Stephanie Callas - Anglophilia Podcast (@anglopodcast)The Synopsis:Earl. War hero. Notorious rake. After the Battle of Waterloo, Eli Dawes was presumed dead-and would have happily stayed that way. He's no longer the reckless young man he once was, and only half as pretty. All he wants is to hide away in his country home, where no one can see his scars. But when he tries to sneak into his old bedroom in the middle of the night, he's shocked to find someone already there.Rose Hayward remembers Eli as the arrogant lord who helped her late fiancé betray her. Finding him stealing into her art studio doesn't correct her impression. Her only thought is to get him to leave immediately. Yet the tension between them is electric, and she can't help but be drawn to him. He might be back from the dead, but it's Rose who is suddenly feeling very, very much alive.