Big Soy Naturals (Virgil Masters and Kendall Kennedy)
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| 20 Oct 2022 | Taylor Swift Will Never Get To Rest Her Blonde Head Inside The Kennedy Compound Cryogenic Chambers No Matter How Many Pounds of Sheet Metal She Eats | 02:06:36 | |
Preparing their underground bunker for the Swiftie Invasion, Kendall and Ceres have obtained the leaked version of Taylor Swift's new album, Midnights. Off-the-cuff and for once, topical, they dive deep into the infinity-scarfed void to find the sacred eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man while discussing copyright abolition, the music industry, and how the album is bad. Jack Antonoff you will not see heaven! | |||
| 25 Jul 2023 | Swirl Cinema: Beginning the Biracial Canon with Vin Diesel’s Multi-Facial - UNLOCKED FROM PATREON | 01:46:20 | |
Hi Paypigs + Prayer Warriors, it has been a while - if you're in our Discord, you've been updated with the latest info regarding our delays with episodes. Inshallah things will get easier - in the meantime enjoy this lovely episode with the even lovelier Ashlyn! Join our Discord! | |||
| 28 Oct 2021 | Confess Your Sins and Ask Your Questions to Receive the Sacrament of Holy Reconciliation | 01:43:36 | |
Hello prayer warriors! This week, after a delay due to us having mental health, Ceres and Kendall take a break from deep diving into internet history to answer your relationship questions. The they/them Simone Viel and Diogenes of the internet give you the steamiest advice on how to talk to your crush, how to intimidate your coworkers, and how to destroy your enemies. We also have a bonus update on the drama going on with Neopets NFTs. You don't want to miss it. As a treat and as penance for our missed week we will be uploading the patreon episode to the main feed. So enjoy a two-for-one special this week pigs! Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Works Cited and Further Reading: | |||
| 16 Oct 2021 | In Addition to Being a Hack and a Misogynist, Joss Whedon is a Scab. Dr Horrible Was Anti-Worker and Not Good Either | 01:51:16 | |
This appeared as a moral dilemma.... This week, Kendall, Ceres, and guest Ashlyn Thomas get into the forgotten history of Dr. Horrible, the phenomenon web series that brought web content into the all-seeing eyes of LA Producers; and how it violated the Writer's Strike of 2007-2008. Join us as we pick at the scab on Hollywood's Knee: Joss Whedon. Works Cited and Further Reading: Writer's Guild full list of demands “Suspension Is Not Firing”: Fox Stops Paying Showrunners & Hyphenates by Nikki Finke Global Nonviolent Action Database's record of the strike Writers' strike boosts YouTube traffic by Mark Sweeney AMPTP's PR Firm Justifies Its Existence But Masters Of Disaster Make Own Mess by Nikki Finke The Picket Line Is The Place to Meet A Writer in L.A. by Sarah McBride Joss Whedon's Blog Post on the Writer's Strike Joss' Post about founding the Fans4Writers Website Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog was the best thing to come out of the writers’ strike On top of everything else, Quibi exploits a union loophole to underpay workers IATSE Members in TV and Film Production Vote to Authorize a Nationwide Strike Ending song excerpt is "Links on the Chain" by Phil Ochs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an_1tpcnfgw | |||
| 24 Jan 2023 | Harry Potter & The Rationality of Dumbledore’s Hole: Everyone Is Afraid of The Fucking Basilisk | 01:45:28 | |
Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Basilisk? A lot of people apparently. But don’t feel bad, pay pigs and prayer warriors, they are all the worst. This week, it’s part two of Dumbledore’s Hole. Kenny, Virgil, and Greg are spelunking deeper into this old wizard’s caverns to find the Singularity Believer’s most fearsome enemy; Roko’s Basilisk. But why does a (very very dumb) thought experiment written by a forum poster have some of the richest, most powerful people in the world trembling under their blankets in their race-car beds? Your three favorite AI-generated podcasters aim to find out! note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content there. | |||
| 14 Feb 2022 | Divine Theminine Guidance Awaits You On This Joyous Feast of St Valentines | 02:08:34 | |
Sure, you could get your dating expertise from a 20 year old, dime-store Carrie Bradshaw tik-tokker who lives in NYC. But how about instead, you get divine guidance from two mid-twenties theminine Samantha Jones kinnies? Having never done anything wrong ever in their lives, Kendall and Ceres have the advice for you lonelies and not-so-lonelies out there on this St. Valentines. Our love hotline for this episode will remain open for any compliments, praise, worship, or prayers! Call (609) 285-3494 Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Send us an email at bigsoypodcast@gmail.com Works Cited and Further Reading: | |||
| 24 Apr 2024 | Diversity Win! The Next Drone Strike Will Be Funded By Sexual Mutual Aid | 02:02:21 | |
Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have less crowded living arrangements. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it would be possible to meet this fundraiser’s goal before our next release if each of you could spare just $3. If you have less than $1000, copy the link so you can share it directly with your friends and on social media. — We love living here at Big Soy Naturals LLC, we love breathing and living and I, Producer Lain, have never thought about killing myself. Just thought I'd let everyone know that! We <3 Living! Kenny and Virgil were minding their business, checking the leaked AIPAC donations on their phones while having 2-3 beers behind the wheel, when they discovered the largest donation of $11 million was ALLEGEDLY given by the CEO of OnlyFans, Leonid Radvinsky. This sent your favorite they-devils down a rabbit hole that includes XCOM forum moderators, domain name scams, alleged sex trafficking, alleged family business criminal rings, and many alleged links to OnlyFans coordinating with other nefarious agencies to serve economic interests through state violence. Allegedly! Join our Discord! Works Cited Inside The Israel Lobby’s New $90 Million War Chest AdminLeo: Only Fans Owner's Dubious Financial History Facebook accused of blacklisting OnlyFans’ rivals | |||
| 20 Oct 2022 | Touch my Butt and Buy Me a Diet Pill: The Strange Sad Tale Tumblr User Pizza and The Rise of Content Monetization | 01:45:25 | |
Buckle up frickfracks, prayer warriors and pay pigs, we're telling another tumblr story of yore. Unlike the E-girls on youtube, however, we can read. This week, Kendall and Ceres are traveling back to a time where bacon was epic and beards were shmexy to reflect on the fallen queen of tumblr, Pizza. They talk about her rise, her fall, and the tricky, seedy world of content monetization in the early days of the internet. Works Cited and Further Reading: The Secret Lives of Tumblr Teens Rise and Fall of Jess Miller's Pizza Empire Wayback Machine Archive of Pizza Inventing Reality by Michael Parenti Tumblr: "We're pretty opposed to advertising" No Regrets for Founder of Tumblr After Yahoo Sale\ Obama: Kanye West is a Jackass! [ACTUAL AUDIO] | |||
| 16 May 2023 | Ted Lasso’s Showrunner Speaks Out About The Writer’s Strike | 02:05:16 | |
We sat down with a Hollywood insider and learned exactly what’s going on - we find out, with the help of our expert guest, why writers are striking, what industries are showing solidarity with writers and if we need to worry about a second coming of Dr Horrible. outro: YMRM by Ogre | |||
| 04 Nov 2022 | Should The LGBTQ Community Do A Gamergate On Italian Americans? An Interview With Validate Writer Sam Taub | 01:35:24 | |
Pucker up those lips, prayer warriors and pay pigs. Ceres and Kendall are riding down the Gamer Tunnel of Love with ValiDate writer and 300 IQ genius hottie, Sam Taub to talk about ValiDate, the true importance of representation in media, game writing, ethical working conditions in gaming, and who we kin with in the game (Hint: Ceres is deeply Ashlie-Coded). Works Cited and Further Reading: The Dissolution Of The ZA/UM Cultural Association by Martin Luiga | |||
| 08 Oct 2021 | Capitalism Killed Neopets and Communism Can Bring It Back | 01:42:23 | |
Neopians, grab your chia flour! in this episode, Kendall and Ceres explore the desecrated remains of one of the kings of the Small Net, Neopets. They explain how one of the world's first social media sites and online MMOs was hastily changed from a communist uptopia to a coporate hellscape and, eventually, fell through the hourglass only to be forgotten. Join them as they figure out how to redistribute fairie paintbrushes to the proletariat. Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Works Cited and Further Reading: An Analysis of the Neopian Economy by mookie99 How Neopets Predicted the Future of the Social Internet by Claire McNear How a Small Group of Devotees are Saving Neopets From Extinction by Lauren Young Looking Back at the Cursed and Controversial Legacy of Neopets by Manning Patston | |||
| 11 Nov 2021 | We Will Literally Fight Any Military Wife Brave Enough to Challenge Our Righteous Mocking of Reylos | 01:55:04 | |
Normalize leaving for an extended hiatus due to Having Mental Health! Kendall and Ceres are back in action for the tenth episode of Big Soy Naturals. In honor of this milestone, they take a plunge into the world of Reylo Shippers. They examine the brief history of fanfiction; ponder on it's use as a practice; and how Reylo Shippers abuse this practice to deeply annoy the lives of people who would dare say Adam Driver's juicy nips aren't the pinnacle of feminist praxis. Also, they take a brief look into their own dark past battling the Reylo community. Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Works Cited and Further Reading: From Star Trek to Superwholock: A Brief History of Fanfiction by Sean Aitchison Spockanalia -- The First Star Trek Fanzine by Maria Jose and John Tenuto How Fifty Shades Is Dominating the Literary Scene by Shana Ting Lipton The Archive of Our Own just won a Hugo. That’s huge for fanfiction. by Aja Romano Fans Are Better Than Tech at Organizing Information Online by Gretchen McCulloch When Systemic Hatred of Women Online Goes Unnoticed, What Does it Say About Us? by Katie McCourt Reylo fans attempt to get black writer fired from Teen Vogue from ONTD | |||
| 15 Jul 2022 | Folx Need 3 Porsches, Hoes Need 3 Abortions | 01:38:17 | |
Radioheads, grab your bananacoin! After getting the perspective from an abortion rights activist in a state with well-established orgs and networks, Kendall and Ceres get to hear from someone in a state run by a trillion dollar religious institution full of no-fun-having dorks. Greg from Gorilla Radio Show joins the they-devils and talks about the struggles Utah has been facing, fractured organizing efforts, protest safety, and how being bald with facial hair makes you ethnic by Mormon standards. Bonus! Kendall gets cancelled for misgendering Ceres. Works Cited and Further Reading: | |||
| 12 Jan 2023 | Nu Year No Fear. Obama Isn’t The Only One Who Can Pander To Bisexual Women: Intellectual Lip Service | 01:22:15 | |
New Year, New Thems. In the inaugural two parter episode of season two of Big Soy Naturals, Kenny and {NAME REDACTED} have teamed up once again to one-up Obama in his quest to impress ethereal bisexuals*. In the first episode, they talk books and prove that they are literate. In part two, your favorite hosts discuss film, music, video games, world events, and what resolutions YOU could make this year, since they are already perfect. | |||
| 23 Apr 2022 | Parasocial Power Hour: Introducing Mx. Kendall Cocaine | 01:00:42 | |
Kendall and Ceres are back from meeting for the first time in person and have come bearing the gift of content for their pay piglets and prayer warriors. They talk about Kendall's wedding to their lovely spouse, the mysterious Jericho Caine, as well as their first IRL meeting and the concept of online friendships: are they real? are they fake? Find out this week on The Parasocial Power Hour! Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals | |||
| 21 May 2022 | My Year of Not Sucking or Fucking Episode 0: Imposter Syndrome Compatible Feminism | 01:27:38 | |
After months of being in women's business, demanding that the broads and the birds all read Intercourse, Kendall and Ceres have finally relented. Yes, because you are all gifted kids with imposter's syndrome and ADHD who read the entire animorphs series in 5th grade, and now can't read anymore, the team at Big Soy Naturals wants you to know they understand your plight. Your blessed they-devils have come up from below to give you a reader series on not just Intercourse, but on the ethos of Andrea Dworkin's body of work. In this premier episode, Kendall and Ceres take Andrea Dworkin's phantom hand and help her beat the allegations given to her by.....certain groups of women who have swallowed the label of "radical feminist" whole, like a shit-eating ourobouros. They also expand on Andrea's theories about sexual politics, how it applies to modern sensibilities, and outline their goals for the series. This series is going to cover a lot of things, including but not limited to: pussy hats, eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man, the hegemony of only fans, domestic abuse trials, femcels and incels, vloggers, pick up artistry, online kink comics, Nash Grier and more. Join Big Soy Naturals on their quest to open your third eye, hold your face to the ring light, and bring you onto the winning team. In order to support podcast hosts and their emotional labor, this series will initially air exclusively on patreon. Then, in the coming months it will also be on the main feed. If you want exclusive early access, please subscribe! But if you're okay with waiting, that's very acceptable and you will not be cancelled. Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Works Cited and Further Reading: Intercourse by Andrea Dworkin* Woman Hating by Andrea Dworkin* Andrea Dworkin was a Trans Ally by John Stoltenberg Abortion Funds in Every State that are Not Planned Parenthood *(psst, if you email us at bigsoypodcast@gmail.com we might allegedly give you pdfs of these) | |||
| 09 Sep 2021 | Would You Buy the Brooklyn Bridge From Tumblr User Zubat if She Told You The Funds Were Going To LGBT Teens? | 01:56:28 | |
(CW: Mentions of suicide and transphobia) Would you buy the famous Brooklyn Bridge from infamous tumblr user/paleontologist/nurse/hip-hop video girl/NASA engineer Zubat if she told you the funds were going to LGBT Teens? Don't answer until you hear Kendall and Ceres take a deep dive into Zubat aka Alex Yrigoyen aka Alexis Miller, and the scam that started it all, the Leelah Alcorn project. We also give a quick update on our own philanthropic goals; as Ceres drops a bombshell on the debilitating and sexy disease they have been struggling with their whole life. Twitter: twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Patreon: www.patreon.com/bigsoynaturals | |||
| 13 Nov 2021 | Femcels, Beta Females, Girlbosses, and Queens (Ascended) | 02:02:25 | |
Oh my! on this episode, Kendall and Ceres are mean to women, again. They rank several familiar and maybe not-so-familiar faces on a scale ranging from Erica Moen to Azealia Banks. Come one come all as The Judgement is passed down! Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Works Cited and Further Reading: Succession X-Coded Y-Girl Derogatory Assignment uquiz | |||
| 14 Feb 2023 | Divine Theminine Guidance Awaits You On This Joyous Feast of St Valentines YEAR 2, Part 1 | 01:13:20 | |
Lonelies and the Perpetually Unlucky in Loves, rejoice! For your divine theminines are here to give you romantic advice. Unfortunately, a lot of you are even more mentally ill this year. And so, in her infinite grace and wisdom, special guest Joan Summers has come on behalf of Saint Valentine to help Kenny and Virgil help you decide what to do about unwanted crushes, friends having affairs, choosing the right e-girl, and whether moving will solve all your problems. Part two is on our patreon linked below! (ran into a few audio issues this episode, if you have any questions or concerns please forward them to your local congressperson with subject line: Give Lain The Key To All The Cities. Thank you.) | |||
| 01 Jul 2022 | Folx Need 2 Porsches Hoes Need 2 Abortions: An Interview With Reproductive Justice Organizer Frieda | 01:34:01 | |
We're stomping on the gas going 2 Fast, 2 Furious for our second episode on abortion rights. Following up our reading on the past, we look toward the present and the future and talk to an incredible abortion rights activist, Frieda Bequeaith, about their work with one of the oldest abortion funds in the country, the Iowa Abortion Access fund. We also talk about what it's been like to live in a state where abortion rights has been an ongoing fight for years, why Planned Parenthood sucks, what to expect when you're organizing, the importance of inclusive language and messaging, and what you can do as an average citizen to help in the fight that effects us all. We really encourage you check out the works cited on this one. Works Cited and Further Reading: Abortion Access Front Virtual Activist Training Big Door Brigade's Mutual Aid Resources Self Managed Abortion Information | |||
| 27 Feb 2022 | We Manufactured Consent At The Instagram Infographic Factory And All We Got Were These Lousy War Crimes | 02:12:26 | |
You may think your boomer parents are the only ones getting their brains rotted by Zuckerberg's Juggernaut of Webbed Sites; but in fact the skinny jean wearing, side-parted millenials amongst you are not immune to propaganda. This week, Kendall, Ceres, and special, non-binary Ukrainian writer guest, Riley dive deep into the world of Instagram Infographics aka glorified PowerPoint representations and how they are being used to promote propaganda right now during the Ukraine V. Russia conflict. Works Cited and Further Reading: imgur link to all the brain-wormed IG infographics we used in the episode The Defeat of One’s Own Government in the Imperialist War by Vladimir Lenin Manufacturing Consent: The Political Economy of the Mass Media by Edward s Herman and Noam Chomsky Ideology and Ideological State Apparatuses by Louis Althusser Mechanical Freak's Ukraine for Dummies (if you really want an explainer lol) | |||
| 16 Sep 2021 | Tiffany Trump Could Have An Illustrious Hyperpop Career If Only Political Correctness Was Not An Issue Also Ceres Went to the Grimes Exhibit Also 9/11 Happened 20 Years Ago | 01:26:01 | |
This week, Kendall and Ceres decided to switch around the patreon bonus episode and the main episode. Why? Who knows! We have ADHD and are extremely valid. We listen to Tiffany Trump's song from her shortlived pop career; play F*ck, Fight and Validate with Tiffany and Ella Emhoff; and Ceres talks about seeing Grimes' Climate Change exhibit IRL. Also, 9/11 happened and we might be the only ones who didn't forget Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Works Cited and Further Reading: The Hollywood Reporter, Tiffany Trump’s Fashion Designer Friend Defends Her Against Online Bullying | |||
| 10 Apr 2024 | 100% Grass-Fed Traditional Masculinity and Big Government are Coming for Your Seed Oils: Epic Meal Time Throws the First Brick | 01:54:36 | |
Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have less crowded living arrangements. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it would be possible to meet this fundraiser’s goal before our next release if each of you could spare just $3. If you have less than $1000, copy the link so you can share it directly with your friends and on social media. If you, dear listener, much like our hosts, have been bombarded with images of sweat soaked men who have the hue of Red 40 espousing the virtues of raw meat diets and how seed oils will destroy the nuclear family, you are in good company. In the first episode of their series "100% Grass-Fed Traditional Masculinity and Big Government are Coming for Your Seed Oils," Kenny and Virgil walk through the grocery aisles and discuss the history of the United States' involvement in intervening in the diet of the public. Why would the government want you to think bacon is epic, mere months after an H1N1 virus outbreak devastates the pork industry? Won't someone think of the poor Smithfield Foods CEO? Together, we will dive into the government funded cheese caves and come out with enough seed oils for every boy and girl and nonbinary child to consume to their heart's content. Join our Discord! Works Cited Swine Flu Originated in Mexico, Researchers Report (ScienceDaily) The Global Trade of Live Animals in Eight Charts (The Guardian) In New Theory, Swine Flu Started in Asia, Not Mexico (New York Times) | |||
| 30 Jun 2022 | My Year of Not Sucking and Fucking Interlude: Folx Need Porsches, Hoes Need Abortions | 02:15:41 | |
Living in unprecedented times calls for unprecedented measures, and Kendall and Ceres are tearing down the paywall today to bring you a very special episode of their Dworkin Reader series: My Year of Not Sucking and Fucking. This week, in light of the Roe v. Wade ruling, your they-devils take a look at two relevant works of writing, both Andrea Dworkin's Right Wing Women, and Fred Hampton's 1969 speech It's A Class Struggle Goddamnit! Using these two sources, they look at the historical timeline of abortion rights and activism, the sexual freedom movement of the sixities couples with the civil rights movement and the Black Panther party's analysis of class issues. Big Soy Naturals is here to ask the question: How do we get ready for the class and gender war that's hurtling at us at 100,ooo miles per hour, and what alliances do we form? Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Works Cited and Further Reading: Right Wing Women by Andrea Dworkin It's a Class Struggle Goddamit! by Fred Hampton AF Virtual Abortion Activist Training Big Door Brigade's Mutual Aid Toolbox | |||
| 23 May 2023 | I Might Do A Dronestrike in Tony Hawk Pro-Skater 2: Sillycon Valley | 02:00:24 | |
Diversity win, pay pigs and prayer warriors! This drone strike was launched by a gamer. In the final part of our Drone Strike series, Kenny and Virgil talk about how, as their recruitment numbers plummet, the US Department of Defense has made modern relationships with Silly-con Valley. Breaking down the summits with Google, to the hands shaken on university campuses and in start-up open plan offices, your They-Devils reflect on what led us here, and what we can expect to come hurtling at us, piloted by an Xbox Controller. Join our Discord! Works Cited and Further Reading: Remarks by Secretary Mattis on the National Defense Strategy US military chief says tech giants should work with Pentagon US military teams up with Silicon Valley to revolutionize the battlefield Unable To Recruit Enough Techies, The Military Is Partnering With Universities and Start-Ups The Military-Technological Complex: How the US Army Works With the Civilian Tech Industry Activision Blizzard Xbox Merger Announcement Microsoft Closing In On $70 Billion Deal To Buy Activision Blizzard ’Hack the Pentagon’ Pilot Program Opens for Registration | |||
| 23 Nov 2022 | BSN VS. GRS Thanksgiving Dinner Table Debate Special: Part 1 | 01:01:22 | |
This Thanksgiving (or is it TAKES-giving? you decide, pay pigs and prayer warriors) skip arguing with your New Dork Crimes reading uncle or Q-Pilled Cousin about sexual mutual aid and instead tune into the 300 IQ grand debate between Ceres and Gorilla Radio Show co-host, Greg. The ultimate communist shonen main characters battle it out over neighbor chili, bisexuality and pansexuality, reading theory, sex work, and more! This is part 1, for part two, tune into Gorilla Radio Show, out now! | |||
| 01 Aug 2023 | My Year of Not Sucking or Fucking: Call Them Stigmas - UNLOCKED FROM PATREON | 01:53:44 | |
Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, get ready for a raunchy, irreverent and feminist take on fucking! From the minds over at Fartstool Ports, two they/thems give you the hottest takes on sex and dating through the lens of everyone's favorite bad bitch: Andrea Dworkin! Together they take on their sworn nemesis, Call Her Daddy. Comparing both the words of a late scholar and a fully alive Blonde Woman, Call Them Stigmas seek to get at why heterosexual women put themselves in positions to be hurt by men who don't see them as fully realized individuals. Join our Discord! | |||
| 16 May 2022 | Alpha Beta Gorilla Omega: Untangling the Omegaverse with Gorilla Radio Show | 01:57:05 | |
Well, pay pigs and prayer warriors, the time has come. After receiving real monetary compensation for their emotional labor, Kendall and Ceres are finally detangling the mess of knots that is the Omegaverse. But they won't be doing it alone! Special guests Austin, Chandran and Greg of primatology podcast Gorilla Radio Show will be hopping on the Slick 'N Slide and riding it all the way down the...rabbit? Wolf? Hole? these puns keep getting worse and they don't stop here. As this symposium of friends comes together, they all confirm their worst fear: that Supernatural truly is the root of all evil. Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Works Cited and Further Reading: Which Omegaverse Rank Are You? uquiz I Aint No Lady but You'd Be the Tramp by tehdirtiestsock Omegaverse Explanation and Guide by A/B/O Dynamics Omegaverse Fanfiction as a Critical Tool by Milena Popova Alpha/Beta/Omega: Racialized Narratives and Fandom’s Investmentin Whiteness by Angie Fazekas (pg 95) Misha Collins Ass Leaking Tweet The Epic Highs and Lows of Bisexual Misha Weekend by Librariancastiel | |||
| 01 Mar 2022 | We Kicked Out Kendall to Host the Biracial Hunger Games and J Cole Is Dying First | 02:45:59 | |
Good evening pay pigs and prayer warriors and welcome to this Black History Month/March Madness. Kendall has been punished for being white (deserved) and was kicked off the podcast this week (although they still edited the pod, as penance). Ceres is joined this week by the top tier members of the biracial community: Sam Taub, Ashlyn Thomas, Munya Chiro, and Sibu Master to host the Biracial Hunger games! Who will win title of Corniest Biracial Royalty? Shaun King or Obama? Pete Wentz or Halsey? Logic or J Cole? Kamala Harris or The Rock? Works Cited and Further Reading: Was Obama a Pick-Up Artist in College? DeRay Mckesson calls Shaun King "A Bully" Quincy Jones Admits His Daughters Staged an Intervention Sorry, Malcolm Gladwell: NYC’s Drop in Crime Not Due to Broken Window Theory Broken Windows Study Disproven Malcom Gladwell's "Talking to Strangers" Doesn't Say Much Bob Marley's father 'neurotic and incontinent' Trevor Noah's Black Miner Joke Trevor tried to reclaim the K Slur | |||
| 19 Jan 2023 | Harry Potter & The Rationality of Dumbledore's Hole : Do You Really Wanna Live Forever? | 02:30:21 | |
It's a big one, prayer warriors and pay pigs. Kenny and Virgil are headed down Dumbledore's Hole into the Realm of Singularity and the School of Less Wrong, a theory that may or may not have been invented by a published fanfic writer who is so terrified of death that he takes 100 pills a day. Joined by the level-headed economics understander, Greg of Gorilla Radio Show, the trio take a gander at a world filled with rouge AI, rationalism, atheist movements, private islands, "think tanks", libertarians, rational polyamory, Harry Potter, Jeffrey Epstein connections, and Grimes. All to find out one question: why are the richest, self-labeled autodidacts so afraid of their own machines? note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content there. Works Cited and Further Reading: Futuarchy: Vote Values, But Bet Beliefs The DAO: the future of decentralized governance Overcoming Bias: Two Types of Envy Silicon Valley Questions the Meaning of Life Richard Smith: Will I Make it to 2045 and Become Immortal? At the Growing Billionaires' Dinner, Tech Stars Move to Grown-Ups' Table | |||
| 21 Jun 2022 | We Rate Ourselves on the Kinsey Scale for Pride Month Using the Patented Methods From the Institution of UQuiz Studies | 01:27:21 | |
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a child of the 2010s and onward must be in want of an 'am I gay?' quiz" - Jane Austen This week, in honor of Raytheon x Amazon Joint Slay Month, Kendall and Ceres test whether or not they're really bisexual thanks to the tried and true method of every queer child: googling the phrase "am I gay?" and taking several quizzes. Using their infinite knowledge, can our hosts prove that they are really a part of the LGBTQAA$9/11+ community? Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals | |||
| 12 Jan 2023 | Nu Year No Fear. Obama Isn’t The Only One Who Can Pander To Bisexual Women: Resolutions for the Revolution | 02:10:58 | |
New Year, New Thems. In the inaugural two parter episode of season two of Big Soy Naturals, Kenny and {NAME REDACTED} have teamed up once again to one-up Obama in his quest to impress ethereal bisexuals*. In the first episode, they talk books and prove that they are literate. In part two, your favorite hosts discuss film, music, video games, world events, and what resolutions YOU could make this year, since they are already perfect. | |||
| 29 May 2024 | FREED FROM CONTAINMENT: If KILLARY Gets Video Games Banned, We Challenge Former President Bill Clinton To A 1V1 On Rust | 01:20:45 | |
This episode has been freed from our Patreon. See this update about the future of our Patreon for more information, From April 9th, 2023: Good day, Paypigs. This episode we talk about violence in video games and travel back in time to the Clinton Era. We examine how this Power Couple was a force to be reckoned with when it came to video games. Were they just bad at GTA or were they on to something? Paypigs, you'll learn a lot, per usual, in this ep.. so grab a chili mango buzzball and listen to ur fave they-devils as you prepare your mid-morning drive to brunch with the girls. Join our Discord! Works Cited and Further Reading: Utah State Shooting Threat - Anita Sarkeesian Visit Are video games breeding an assassination generation Supreme Court Has Ruled; Now Games Have a Duty Senator Clinton on violent video games A Brief History of Video Game Violence Blame Wiki for US Senate hearings on Video Games Bill Clinton Addressing Juvenile Violence FTC Addressing Violent Entertainment Marketed for Juveniles Congressional Record of Newt Gingrich Speech NYT - Death Race Game Gains Favor But Not With The Safety Council President Trump and Bipartisan Members of Congress in Meeting on School and Community Safety | |||
| 05 Feb 2022 | The Only 2022 Trend Analysis You Will Ever Need Part 3: Technology and The Internet | 01:56:30 | |
Kendall and Ceres are back from their Non-Denominational Holiday Hiatus to bring you THE only trend analysis of 2022, the only one, no one else has done this or done it properly. In part 3, they predict the downfall of YouTube; the future of TikTok's ultimate reign; the implications of January 6th and the Metaverse on data privacy; the future of cancellation as a radical act; and much much more. Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Works Cited and Further Reading: Young Trumpies Hit DC by Daniel Lippman and Ben Schreckinger A Stew Leonard’s Animatronic Tour The Golden Age of YouTube is Over by Julia Alexander Why TikTok Stars Are Criticizing the Creator Fund by Karissa Bell The Online Creators Association Website Lonelygirl15: How One Vlogger Changed the Internet by Elena Cresci What’s The Deal with Fictional Influencers? By Rebecca Jennings On Photography by Susan Sontag Erased: The Impact of FOSTA/SESTA by Danielle Blunt and Ariel Wolf Tech Companies Face Pressure Over January 6th Subpeonas by Russell Brandom Instagram is Currently in its Flop Era by Elena Cavender The Ever-Mutating Life of Tumblr Dot Com by Allegra Rosenberg Tumblr Picks Itself Up Again After Years of Struggle by Elaine Moore | |||
| 23 May 2022 | The Masters Family Reunion Takes A Justified Turn for the Reverse Racist | 01:38:56 | |
In a daring move, Big Soy Naturals has decided to be topical. But only due to extreme emergency circumstances. Yes, you guessed it, the White South African Nonsense Alarm went off. And in a flash, Ceres called upon their cousin Sibu Masters to assist in doing reverse race science on the one and only human embodiment of 9Gag, Elon Musk. A man who has decided to not only commit the crime of being born white in the continent of Africa, but also many other crimes, older and recent. Can the combined familial powers of Ceres and Sibu take down the like of Apartheid Clyde? Will people start DM'ing Ceres again asking if Sibu is single? Tune in and find out! | |||
| 08 May 2022 | FROM THE ARCHIVES: Divine Theminine Guidance Awaits You On This Joyous Feast of St Valentines (Premium Edition) | 01:37:09 | |
Hey everyone, Kendall has come down with a non-COVID virus and to maintain the illusion that we have a schedule, we're releasing an old patreon episode of SHOW HOLE from Valentines Day. We will be back in full next week with the start of our Dworkin Reader series on Patreon, and possibly an episode on the main feed about Lil Miquela. So be on the look out for that, pay pigs and prayer warriors! Welcome, Pay Piggies, to part two of our love advice Valentine's Day Special! We talk fleshlights, farmers market oranges, quests, and more! Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Works Cited and Further Reading: Elegy for Iris by John Bayley Epic of Gilgamesh My Wife's Enemies are Now My Enemies Too by Josh Gondelman Waiting for God by Simone Weil Story of the Eye by George Bataille | |||
| 25 Jul 2022 | MYONSOF: Chapter 2: 3D Print the Sex Robots a Gun | 02:12:31 | |
TW: Sexual Assault mention from 01:41:00 to 01:43:02 "But I am even more than the two of them. Everything they care about is what I am. I am their fury. I am their patience. I am a conversation." - Rebecca Sugar PHD of Gem Studies Hello pay pigs! Kendall and Ceres stripping down and pulling off our meat suits to exxxplore the second chapter of Andrea Dworkin's Intercourse, Skinless. In this episode, your they-devils peel back the layers in the most metaphorical chapter of the book. They explore what it means to truly feel the intimacy of another person, and the transcendental nature of acknowledging your sexual partner's person-hood. They also look into what happens when the nerds and the freaks that are paving the so-called "future" go to extreme lengths to take person-hood out of sex. Also, they begrudingly acknowledge that maybe Steven Universe was right after all. Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Works Cited and Further Reading: Metaverse: Another Cesspool of Toxic Content by SumofUs Of Course We'll Have Sex With Robots—But Will We Ever Actually Date Them? by Karley Sciortino | |||
| 08 Jul 2022 | My Year of Not Sucking or Fucking Episode 1: RePAULsion | 02:12:40 | |
"his repulsion not in the woman’s body, not in her inherent nature, but in sexual intercourse, the nature of the act: what it means; the inequality of the sexes intrinsic to it; its morbid consequences to the dignity and self-esteem of men. Like and Subscribe, and hit that bell for notifications." Andrea Dworkin In the inaugural episode of MYONSOF, Ceres and Kendall cover the first chapter of Andrea Dworkin's Intercourse: Repulsion. They take a peak behind the door of Male Sexuality to see how the sausage is made. and open their post-nut clarity third eye to view life through the perspective of our modern male archetypes: The jovial Chads, like the disgraced YouTuber-turned-Podcaster Logan Paul and his merry band of brothers on Impaulsive; and the seething Virgins, like the bashful proto-incels in Sara Gardephe's 2011 documentary Shyboys IRL. Join your favorite they-devils, dear paypigs, as they explore the reason why, in the afterglow and abstainment of sex, do men feel that women are the reason for their loneliness, isolation, and their inability to make a human connection? Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Works Cited and Further Reading: Shy Boys IRL (2011) by Sara Gardephe Hasan Piker Said He Went to a Brothel, Igniting Sex Work Debate by Samantha Cole | |||
| 21 Feb 2023 | I Might Do A Dronestrike in Tony Hawk Pro-Skater 2: We Regret To Inform You About The Abu Ghraib to Activision Pipeline | 01:54:03 | |
There is a pipeline from video games to the US military and it goes forward and backward and side to side, just like the buttons on your Gameboy Advanced. In this first installment, we look at the history of video game development and learn that when there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that was when the eternal war machine was carrying you, dear gamer. We come very close to accusing Activision of doing 9/11, but we show some restraint. note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content there. Works Cited and Further Reading: US Army e-sports fake prize giveaway 7 years of reports from the Marine Corps entertainment liaison office Pentagon and Call Of Duty linked Atlantic Council Board of Directors Atlantic Council - Chance Glasco Activision Blizzard - Frances Townsend Bush era torture apologist at Activision Activision Blizzard - Brian Bulato Eating For Free - Captain Marvel & The U.S. Military's Hollywood Propaganda Machine (Part One) | |||
| 04 Oct 2021 | Challenging Hank Green to a Pissing Contest Outside the Anaheim Convention Center and Asking John How It Tastes (Part 2) | 01:23:56 | |
In part two of our deep dive into John and Hank Green, we take a look at the proto-Me Too Movement that happened on Tumblr and Youtube; its involvement with both the Brothers Green and DFTBA records; and how people, systemically, forget to be awesome. Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Works Cited and Further Reading: Archive of YouTube Abuse Masterpost YouTube’s First Big Scandal Was Cancel Culture Done Right — What Happened? by Kathryn Lindsay Sex, lies and YouTube: The predatory side of internet fame by Saba Hamedy Hank and John's Response to Mike's sentencing Hank's Response to Tom Milsom's allegations a blog just dedicated to Alex Day allegations Fault In Our Stars Author John Green Responds to Tumblr Posts Implying He Sexually Abuses Girls by Alyssa Toomey John Green, YA Authors, and Rape Culture by Camryn Garrett Here’s How Your YouTube Faves Are Fighting Sexual Abuse Online And IRL by Katherine Speller This organization wants to stop YouTube’s sex abuse problem by Rae Vatta | |||
| 14 Sep 2022 | What Can The Metrosexuals of 2008 Teach Us About Austerity-Core? Getting Down Like The Economy | 01:53:00 | |
POV: The year is 2008. You've got an iPod classic because it has the most storage. You're blasting "No Air" by Jordan Sparks while Ira Glass is talking about a financial recession on your mom's car radio. Obama may or may not be president. You're wearing a Blood on the Dancefloor T Shirt. It's the best and worst year of your life. As a new financial recession looms ever closer, Kendall and Ceres wonder about which end of the Aesthetics Ouroboros western culture will crawl out of. In their infinite wisdom, the they-devils have invited local tastemaker and hipster expert, Nicola Fumo, to talk about the aesthetic ouvre of culture in the era of the Great Recession that they lovingly call Austerity Core. In part one, they talk about music, television, and online culture. Nicola's Podcast Identity Crisis Works Cited and Further Reading: Intermarriage in the U.S. 50 Years After Loving v. Virginia from Pew Research Center Top 40 Radio Has a Rap Problem | |||
| 05 Jun 2024 | 100% Grass-Fed Traditional Masculinity and Big Government Are Coming For Your Seed Oils: Is Raw Dairy the Secret to Bolsonaro's Miraculous Healing Abilities Or Is It The Poison Killing Him From The Inside? | 02:13:15 | |
Kenny and Virgil don some overalls and get to work! They help the feeble and sickly Bolsonaro launder some cows to get them squeaky clean. Your favorite they-devils peer down using satellite imagery to analyze the dairy and beef industry within the Amazon Rainforest. Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, they find more than just one Inconvenient Truth. Deforestation, milk taxonomy, cow fraud and yes, those pesky government cheese caves. You won't want to miss this. — A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities. Please donate + share with your friends & on social media. Works Cited: Amazon Deforestation Satellite Study Protected areas still used to produce Brazil's cattle (Conservation Letters Journal) Deforestation Linked to Agriculture (WRI) Cattle Production at a Glance (USDA) How Illegal Land Grabs in Brazil's Amazon Feed the Global Beef Industry (OCCRP) Slaughtering in the Amazon (Greenpeace) Brazil cuts environment budget despite climate summit pledge Brazil sacks officials who curbed deforestation on Amazon indigenous lands Emails Show the Meatpacking Industry Drafted an Executive Order to Keep Plants Open Examining the Decline in U.S. Per Capita Consumption of Fluid Cow’s Milk, 2003–18 Government Recommended Dietary Guidelines Fluid Milk Consumption Continues Downward Trend, Proving Difficult to Reverse Aubrey Plaza Wood for Milking Commercial All other sources for this episode are on our website | |||
| 12 Jun 2024 | FREED FROM CONTAINMENT: Straight Son or Femcel Daughter? | 01:02:47 | |
From April 23, 2022: In part two of the Parasocial Power Hour, [the podcaster formally known as] Ceres talks about their travels for the past six weeks on their E̶a̶t̶ ̶P̶r̶a̶y̶ ̶L̶o̶v̶e̶ Smoke Rave Chillax journey. They talk about their thrilling adventures through being held on trial at the Tenderqueer Tribunal, worshiping the moon, and taking shrooms. Like if Hunter S. Thompson was hot. A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities. Please donate + share with your friends & on social media. Join our Discord! | |||
| 05 Jun 2024 | You Are Invited To A Fully Immersive, Exclusive & Curated Content Experience | 00:08:49 | |
*Travis Morrison voice* Youuuu are invited…to listen to this announcement as it pertains to Virgil’s Celebrity Book Club and Kenny’s Kino Eye. If you want to accept your invitation to either offering: Here is Kenny’s letterboxd profile if you want to follow their monthly film lists + reviews there as well. I also have a letterboxd but I haven’t watched a film since March. Sorry. I’m too busy expanding my brain with the written word, and the real truth is I don’t have health insurance anymore so there are no more attention fixing drugs for me to take in order to enjoy a little focused film experience. ☹ InshAllah I become gainfully employed or rich from content so that can change soon. If you liked the today’s included musical offering, you should check out the band OGRE, which is helmed by the universally acclaimed voice you will recognize from today’s song and the BSN theme. Those of you clamoring for a Producer LAIN curated content experience should stay tuned for future announcements! For the meantime, you can show your respect by playing Fortnite with her in our discord. Don’t forget to donate to the fundraiser for our friends who have been displaced in Gaza! The Himdan Family is fundraising to afford basic supplies. We also ask you to please share the link as widely as possible so their goal can be reached soon. OKAY BYE! ♡ Virgil | |||
| 21 Mar 2023 | I Might Do A Dronestrike in Tony Hawk Pro-Skater 2: Born On The Worst Day, Born On A Cursed Day | 01:57:02 | |
Gamers rise up! Today, Kenny and Virgil finally talk about a video game. In the 2000s, the military was facing a crisis: teens thought the military and dying in an imperialist war effort was cringe. And in the midst of a PR crisis, a national disaster and Ludacris’ birthday, the game America’s Army was born. A game meant to train your child for the War On Terror from the comfort of your home. Your favorite they-devils take a look on how the game was made, how it was played, and what exactly, the military was trying to say to the youth of America in the wake of 9/11. note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content there Join our Discord! Works Cited and Further Reading: Military Recruitment through Twitch Behind the Scenes of COD: Modern Warfare COD & the Military Industrial Complex WaPo - If video games spur gun violence, it’s only in the United States music cred: Intro/Outro: Virgil Masters Dramatic music: Immense by Keys of Moon | https://soundcloud.com/keysofmoon Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Creative Commons CC BY 4.0 | |||
| 27 Mar 2024 | Thems With a Sign: Kenny and Virgil EXPOSE FuckJerry (real) | 01:57:25 | |
Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have less crowded living arrangements. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it would be possible to meet this fundraiser’s goal before our next release if each of you could spare just $3. If you have less than $1000, copy the link so you can share it directly with your friends and on social media. Kenny and Virgil are LIVE outside FuckJerry Headquarters holding signs with opinions on them. Opinions like "jeans feel weird" and "your suspiciously meticulous zionist posting schedule is duly noted." They look at FuckJerry's content before and after October 7th and dive deep into the history of the content-farm juggernaut. Peering into the looking glass made by a tech bro at his prime (the 2010s), your favorite they-devils dare to ask the question: what does silence and action look like for a corporate content creator? Join our Discord! | |||
| 26 Jun 2024 | Why Are You 29 Acting Washed? You Should Be At The Club (with Cyberexboyfriend!) | 01:39:43 | |
Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, if you are reaching thirty, put down the Werther's Originals! This is an emergency and you need to start shaking some ass at the club. In this episode, Kenny and Virgil are joined by aesthetic scholar and TikTok Icon, Laura aka Cyberexboyfriend, to talk about nostalgia cycles, billboard charts, fast fashion, and how the means of production makes 29 year olds start thinking they are old and ready for death.\ A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities. Please donate + share with your friends & on social media. Works Cited and Further Reading: Survey of the Best and Worst Decades (YouGov) | |||
| 29 Apr 2022 | Big Soy Naturals Take on "Big Fact" In Retaliation for Being Silenced & Censored for Righteously Spreading Misinformation | 02:01:12 | |
After being unjustly shadow banned on Instagram for spreading misinformation and telling lies for fun, Kendall and Ceres take on the Fact Checking Industrial Complex: an industry not birthed, but raised through the Trump Era. What does it mean to fact check? What is an objective truth? Can you really combat internet trolling with truth? Was Pepe the Frog unjustly cancelled? Using the patented techniques from the brilliant minds of the Washington Post and Politico, these are the hard hitting questions answered this week's episode of Big Soy Naturals. Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Works Cited and Further Reading: Instagram FAQ on False Information International Fact Checking Network Website Picture of the employees at Politifact lol Politfact’s “Our Process” Page Politifact Biden Promise Tracker New Details Revealed on Visas Given to Victims of Human Trafficking by Glen Kessler President Trump’s Fantastical Human Trafficking Claims by Glen Kessler How Pepe the Frog Became a Nazi Trump Supporter and an Alt-Right Hate Symbol by Olivia Nuzzi The Co-founder of Snopes Wrote Dozens of Plagiarized Articles by Dean Sterling Jones Facebook Fact-Checking In Dissary as Journalists Push to Cut Ties by Sam Levin | |||
| 07 Feb 2023 | Harry Potter & The Rationality of Dumbledore’s Hole: Sexual Mutual Aid | 02:11:55 | |
This week, your heroes — Kenny, Virgil, & Greg, dive into Dumbledore’s hole for the very last time. We assemble the final pieces of the rationality puzzle including the clandestine labor practices of ChatGPT and what it takes to build the Cyber Truck (Not Sponsored). Finally, with Valentine’s day right around the corner, we wrap the episode with a tender look at Yudkowsky’s OKCupid profile and determine if we're a match to join his poly dance card! note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content there. intro song: AI Blues by Crooks & Nannies outro song: Houses by Touch Excellent | |||
| 06 Oct 2022 | Teen Horniness Is Not A Crime! Saving The Youth From Their Protestant Work Ethic | 01:32:38 | |
Pay pigs and prayer warriors, we come to you with tragic news. Unfortunately, Kenny has perished in a tragic dressage horse related incident. However, due to their connection to the Kennedys, they will be back and stronger than ever due to the same cybernetics that they gave to Robert Kennedy. And rejoice! for the All-Mother of Big Soy Naturals, the legendary Joan Summer of Eating for Free has arrived to replace Kendall. This week, Ceres and Joan tackle the Protestant sexual politic of the incoming generations. Where every other two bit verified Twitter user has gotten it wrong, your they and she-devils are here to get it right. The duo talk about the trend of sexual puritanism and how it all ties back to FOSTA-SESTA, hyper-individualism, a commodity-based culture, and a rise in the belief that sexual relations should be used only to produce new labor. Stay on that sigma grindset! And by grindset we mean grinding your genitals together in public. Works Cited and Further Reading: Casual Sex is Out, Companionship is In How the Catholic World is Changing FOSTA SESTA Threatens the Internet As We Know It Trends in Frequency of Sexual Activity 18-44 through 2000-2018 | |||
| 03 Sep 2022 | The Big Soy Naturals Mental Health Hotline Prioritizes BIPOC and Nonbinary Ukrainian Voices | 01:48:27 | |
Tragically, Kendall has taken a break this week to prepare interns at their high paying job at Goldman Sachs. But in her place, Riley Leight joins Ceres to tackle more hard-hitting mental wellness questions! Two genius IQs tackle when it's okay to look through your partner's phone, how to beat the Lain-pilled allegations, and what it's like to have Causing Problems On Purpose Disorder. | |||
| 06 Jul 2022 | Your Fave is Problematic Was Death Note for People Whose Misa Is Grimes: An Interview With Internet Legend yourfaveisproblematic | 01:50:12 | |
Your problematic fave. A phrase heard around the world. But where did it come from? Who gave us the label used for such titans as Andrew Hussie, Jennifer Lawrence, Azealia Banks and Light Yagami? Today, on a very special episode, Kendall and Ceres interview Liat Kaplan, creator of the infamous tumblr blog YourFaveIsProblematic. They discuss the events that lead up to the creation of the blog, the rise and fall, the evolution of celebrity culture, writing an article for the New Dork Crimes, and the 2010s tumblr era that shaped us all. Works Cited and Further Reading: | |||
| 20 Sep 2022 | What Can The Metrosexuals of 2008 Teach Us About Austerity-Core? Part 2 | 01:46:41 | |
Pay pigs, hold onto your Cookie Monster Snapbacks and Shutter Shades, Prayer Warriors, Grab your Jeffrey Campbell Litas and High-Low Skirts. In part two of our Austerity-Core series, Kendall, Ceres, and guest Nicola Fumo dig deep into the cyclical trend cycle and the sociopolitical implications of a pair of denim shorts. Using the 2008 recession as a starting point, they peer into the world of hemlines, fast fashion, dead malls, minimalism and maximalism and find 0ut exactly why the TikTok trend analysis careerists are getting it all wrong. | |||
| 31 Jan 2023 | Harry Potter & The Rationality of Dumbledore’s Hole: I’m In Love With The Greatest Gamer, But He Loves Making Cars Explode More Than He Loves Me | 01:38:45 | |
The girls are fighting here in Dumbledore’s hole! In contrast to the evil computer hive mind that has all these rich people wetting the bed, most of them are not in complete agreement on how this spooky microchip is actually supposed to work. This week, Kenny, Virgil and Greg talk about Mark Zuckerberg shade, Grimes’ chat with a glorified Akinator, OkCupid, and Virgil uses their math degree to explain us a thing. note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content there. | |||
| 19 Jun 2024 | FREED FROM CONTAINMENT: Citizen and Nextdoor Enacting Vigilante Justice on the Apps | 02:01:30 | |
From May 21, 2023: In this episode, Kenny and Virgil break down the vigilante culture behind Citizen, Nextdoor, and Ring. We get into why and how these companies capitalize on your fear and paranoia, while successfully pitting communities against one another. We also give you social-anxiety babes a lil advice on how to build up the courage to just ask your neighbor for a cup of sugar. A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities. Please donate + share with your friends & on social media. Works Cited and Further Reading: Vigilante app removed from apple store False Arrest Due to Racial profiling - Citizen Nextdoor CEO admits fault for racist biases Citizen app does not promote public safety How crime tracking apps create a culture of fear and incite panic | |||
| 23 Sep 2022 | Holding A Big Magnifying Glass Up To The Museum of Ice Cream and Melting It Like Ants | 01:48:33 | |
After waiting in line for five years, Kenny and Ceres have made it to the Museum of Ice Cream and as a reward, are receiving one extra hour in the sprinkle pit. The they-devils take a retrospective look at the Museum of Ice Cream. An "art installation" that birthed a massive swath of pop up instagram photo ops around the US and beyond. Looking at the history of participatory art, and the slow death of community spaces, Kendall and Ceres ask the question: what will happen to our public space in the near future as the role of influencer becomes the average career? Works Cited and Further Reading: Baby Ceres and White Egypt Girl Artificial Hells by Claire Bishop Marina Abramovic's Gala Dinner Felix Gonzales-Toress' Untitled (Portrait of Ross in L.A.) Museum of Ice Cream Los Angeles Video Tour Museum of Ice Cream Official Website The Millennial Walt Disney by Jake Stangel | |||
| 28 May 2022 | Discussing Hypothetical Histories at the Reparations Fundraiser/Birthday Party/Omegaverse PHD Symposium | 01:25:23 | |
If you could, would you make it so Diamond Joe Biden would never be president if it means that Fall Out Boy would never exist? This week, Kendall and Ceres have received thrilling new research from Dr. Stuart Little of the Omegaverse Symposium of Slick Studies. As they dive into the potential for genetic determination of A/B/O biology, they also talk about alternate timelines that could have been, Gravity's Rainbow, and a BIPOC Reparations Fundraiser/Birthday Party/College Graduation that threatens to ruin Ceres' budding DJ Career. Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Works Cited and Further Reading: Emo Never Dies: How Joe Biden helped kickstart the emo music genre by Kaitlyn Fehr | |||
| 28 Feb 2023 | I Might Do A Dronestrike in Tony Hawk Pro-Skater 2: Even At The End of History, There Will Be Gamers | 02:14:25 | |
WE HAVE A DISCORD NOW! JOIN THE BIG SOY DISCORD: https://discord.gg/eeY2h4dY Okay, about the actual episode…Video games were so crucial for George Bush and his friends to accomplish their mission during the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. We trace the origins and justifications of the War on Terror, and connect the post-Cold War scrambling for new wars by defense contractors, US officials, military leaders and right wing intellectuals to the rise of video games as a pedagogical method and recruitment tool. note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content there. Works Cited and Further Reading: | |||
| 14 Jan 2022 | The Only 2022 Trend Analysis You Will Ever Need Part 1: Fashion | 01:18:30 | |
Kendall and Ceres are back from their Non-Denominational Holiday Hiatus to bring you THE only trend analysis of 2022, the only one, no one else has done this or done it properly. In part 1, they expand on their breadth of fashion history to tell you what's going to be in for the mascs, the femmes, and the depop landlords in 2022. Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Works Cited and Further Reading: I’m Choking on These Non-Binary Vibes by Joan Summers This Target Dress Challenge Sparks Conversation and Sales by Marcia Layton Turner Great Depression Cooking on YouTube These Tops are Made Out of Tea Towels And They Sell Out Fast by Christian Allaire | |||
| 14 Feb 2024 | Rejoice! Kenny and Virgil Call Upon the Spirit of Saint Valentine to Anoint The Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors with Knowledge of Love | 01:58:07 | |
Sing Hallelujah, Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors. The horseshoe of "it's so over" has swung up into "we're so back" territory and Big Soy Naturals is back in new form. Virgil is clicking on less viruses and Kenny is following even less directions as your they-devils help you navigate the world of meeting your partner's parents, telling lies, dating AI Chat bots, and finally maybe putting a lid on the "if Kenny autistic, why cool with friends?" debacle. Join our Discord! | |||
| 09 Feb 2022 | Steven Job’s Puritanical Piscean Ghost Has Come Back From The Dead to Launch a War on #Girl and #Brunette | 02:18:55 | |
As the prophecies foretold, Steven "Universe" Jobs has risen from the dead to launch a war on the #brunettes and #girls. Only the unlikely, theminine team up of a Blonde (Kendall) and a Brunette* (Ceres) can defeat the Almighty iOS Press Release. In this episode, Kendall and Ceres break down the most recent massive iOS tag ban on Tumblr dot Gov, the previous 2018 porn ban, and how it relates to the ever-narrowing digital spaces we have online. *Ceres would like to point out that they actually have black hair and they are superior to brunettes Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Ending music is “Nana” by Molly Ringworm. EP Seems out March 1st! Works Cited and Further Reading: Sreeg’s iOS Tumblr Ban Explainer Post Tumblr Porn Ban Reveals Who Controls What We See Online by Tara Moore Californian Ideology by Richard Barbrook and Andy Cameron Medium is the Message by Marshall McLuhan The Trauma Floor: The Secret Lives of Facebook Moderators in America by Casey Newton Facebook under fire as human rights groups claim ‘censorship’ of pro-Palestine posts by Kari Paul Mobile vs Desktop Usage in 2020 The Psycho-Social Aspects of Multi-User Dimensions in Cyberspace | |||
| 25 Apr 2023 | Ask us more questions, We’ll tell you more lies - UNLOCKED FROM PATREON | 02:02:16 | |
Prayer Warriors, rejoice! You have asked us questions, and we have told you more lies. Initially, this was meant to be a pay pig exclusive. But Producer Lain, channeling Reagan, asked us to tear down this paywall. We need to get our streaming numbers up soon, or our CEO Elon Musk has threatened to increase the minimum Patreon amount to $8. In this Hotline episode, we talk about how to maximize outputs during your hoe era, what to do about an unrequited crush, how to survive white suburbia, and make friends when you have sexy and off putting vibes (autism). Call into our Hotline (609) 285-3494 ! note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content there outro: Disneyland by Ogre Join our Discord! | |||
| 28 Aug 2022 | Pixel Perfect Was Actually A Horror Movie: Lil Miquela Was The Tragedy and The Farce Karl Marx Warned Us About | 02:05:30 | |
Put on your NFT Maison Margiela Blouse and step into the Metaverse, Paypigs and Prayer Warriors! Today, Kendall and Ceres take a look at everyone's favorite Gen Z Polygonal Influencer, Lil Miquela. They look into her mysterious history, her deliberate obfuscation of her origins, and what exactly a Hatsune Miku made in a board room to sell clothes implies about the influencer career at large. Works Cited and Further Reading: Virtual Influencer Miquela Is Pacsun's Newest Ambassador Miquela's faux-body positivity post Miquela's Defund The Police post Miquela, the Uncanny CGI Virtual Influencer, Signs With CAA Lil Miquela: From Metaverse To Masses The makers of the virtual influencer, Lil Miquela, snag real money from Silicon Valley We Can't Get Enough of This Drama Between Two 'Virtual Instagram Influencers' Trevor McFedries on How to Build Authentic Connection At Scale for the Masters of Scale podcast Lil Miquela Is A Virtual Artist Who Is Blurring The Boundaries Of Identity The Problematic Fakery Of Lil Miquela Explained—An Exploration Of Virtual Influencers and Realness | |||
| 15 May 2024 | Diversity Win! The Next Drone Strike Will Be Funded By Sexual Mutual Aid Part: We Totally Understand What the Blockchain Is | 01:28:31 | |
Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have a less crowded living arrangement. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it would be possible to meet this fundraiser’s goal before our next release if each of you could spare just $3. If you have less than $1000, copy the link so you can share it directly with your friends and on social media. — We have a confession to make: Unlike Lil Wayne, we are not in fact, down like the economy. We do not understand the blockchain. But fear not! In part two of our series on the elusive CEO of OnlyFans, Kenny and Virgil brought on resident Money Understander, Greg of Gorilla Radio Show. Together, they look into the lawsuit against Admin Leo and Meta. They also analyze the sparing, neoliberal coverage of OnlyFans, peek inside Leo's Ethereum wallet, take a little trip to Belize to look at some offshore accounts, and ask a fundamental question: When everyone assumes your business is too ugly to look at, what can you get away with even when the lights are on? Join our Discord! Works Cited Meta Executives 'Inadvertently' Identified in OnlyFans Bribery Suit Dangaard v Instagram Incorrectly Filed Document Facebook accused of blacklisting OnlyFans’ rivals OnlyFans 'Suspicious Activity Reports' Mostly Show that Banks Hate Sex Work | |||
| 22 May 2024 | Diversity Win! The Next Drone Strike Will Be Funded By Sexual Mutual Aid Part: Working in the (ring)Light and the Dark | 02:12:59 | |
Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have a less crowded living arrangement. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it would be possible to meet this fundraiser’s goal before our next release if each of you could spare just $3. If you have less than $1000, copy the link so you can share it directly with your friends and on social media. — Beware! The boot on your car and those unpaid parking tickets are ruses by traffickers to distract you while they sneak up behind you with a burlap sack. Spin around three times, throw salt over your shoulder and yell "traffy no traffic!" We promise this works. In the final episode of this series, Kenny and Virgil dive into the ways the media presents sex industry bosses, as shrewd businessmen or common evil-doers, exploiting a system that allows them to do what they please. We follow the money and crunch the numbers to see how much wealth sex workers creates for OF, and how much they earn. It wouldn’t be a BSN episode without a material analysis: from the E-pimps, to the chatters, to the sex workers themselves. We cut zip ties off doors to learn the signs of a true trafficking victim online, and why they are so difficult to find. When a man monopolizes a system built on shoving sex workers behind paywalls and dark corners, when sex workers call for a boycott amid alleged AIPAC donations, what can those who want to "support sex workers" do besides mindlessly supporting a company? Works Cited How Influencers are Being Talked into Porn on OnlyFans Instagram Connects Vast Pedophile Network Expert Analysis of CSAM on OnlyFans Damning probes find Instagram is key link connecting pedophile rings | |||
| 01 Nov 2022 | Tales from the Haunted Queer Coffeeshop | 01:58:30 | |
Prayer ghouls and pay goblins, get ready for a spooooky halloween night of tales from beyond the geocities grave. Listen in terror as Kendall and Ceres describe Marvel Cinemasins creepypastas, haunted queer coffeeshops, and possessed sex dolls owned by Erika Moen. Monkey's Paw by Austin Letter from a White Listener by Steven Anathemy inspired by Anatomy by Kitty Horrorshow | |||
| 11 Apr 2023 | Say Your Prayers And Let The Good Times Roll With Lauren Badillo Author of Sad Sexy Catholic | 01:54:03 | |
This week we spoke to author Lauren Badillo Milici about their favorite Saints, Catholicism, and Fall Out Boy - Lauren takes us on a journey through her creative mind with humor and wit. This is a fun one - be sure to check out Lauren’s latest work ‘Sad Sexy Catholic’ ! FYI - Both our hosts were traveling this ep so the audio quality is a little not amazing this ep. we are certain youre cool with that though.. note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content there Join our Discord! music cred- Outro: Radio Tower by Ogre | |||
| 13 Aug 2022 | The Mental Wellness Symposium Presented by BananaCoin | 02:05:47 | |
Live from the Los Angeles Crypto Dot Com Courthouse Arena Convention Center, Kendall and Ceres are hosting the Annual Mental Wellness Symposium Presented by BananaCoin and Peter Thiel. Your favorite they-devils answer questions like how to deal with a boyfriend who is a chronic Twitch Stream Watcher, whether sex and intimacy can ever be separated, how to survive high school, whether Kenny's autism is a flawtism, and more! Works Cited and Further Reading: | |||
| 14 Jan 2022 | The Only 2022 Trend Analysis You Will Ever Need Part 2: Culture & Politics | 01:58:14 | |
Kendall and Ceres are back from their Non-Denominational Holiday Hiatus to bring you THE only trend analysis of 2022, the only one, no one else has done this or done it properly. in part 2, they ponder their big soy orbs and tell you what the next latest trends in music, movies, politics, and the dreaded, fearsome discourse. Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Works Cited and Further Reading: Night Time, My Time by Sky Ferreira In Defense of Shame by Jack Koloskus Is This Viral Band Really Who They Say They Are? By Aliya Chaudry Mortgage Company Fires 900 Employees Via Zoom, Including Diversity Team by Ashe Schow More than 8,000 Kroger Grocery Workers Strike in Colorado by Julia Conley Industrial Workers of The World Website Center for Media Literacy Website The Next Battle for Internet Censorship is Here by Emily Stewart The Rise of K-Pop and The Fetishization of Korean Men by Sameera Khan How To with John Wilson: an Intimate Basement Interview by Cosmo Bjorkenheim | |||
| 19 Nov 2021 | Stop the Resurgence of Pro-Ana Propaganda Right Now Or Low Rise Jeans Will Become Popular Again And You Will Have No One But Yourself to Blame | 02:03:55 | |
CW: Eating Disorders, Self Harm. Cherry emoji twitter tremble in fear, as Kendall and Ceres are here to ruin the Virgin Suicides for you. This week, our favorite they-devils discuss the history and current resurrection of Pro-Ana communities online. They dive deep into the history of beauty standards, nationalism, and how it ties back into the communities of white women online who kin Lily Rose Depp and think Nihilism is super cool (#cringe). Find out how The Cold War, The Olsen Twins, Walter Benjamin, and BBLs getting cheaper are all related in this week's Big Soy Naturals! Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Works Cited and Further Reading: Hope is a Discipline Mariame Kaba Transcript Hope in the Dark by Rebecca Solnit PDF The Work of Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction by Walter Benjamin PDF Silicon Snake Oil by Clifford Stoll The End of History by Francis Fukuyama PDF The Clash of Civilizations and the Remaking of Word Order by Samuel Huntington PDF | |||
| 23 Sep 2021 | Challenging Hank Green to a Pissing Contest Outside the Anaheim Convention Center and Asking John How It Tastes (Part 1) | 01:49:48 | |
This week, Kendall and Ceres dug deep and remembered that they forgot to be awesome. They explored the media empire of Hank and John Green, the Cain and Abel of Youtube. They dug into the nerdfighter census and scrutinized their (many) business ventures. They analyzed the Brothers Green and asked the question: what exactly, is the ideology behind the infamous phrase DFTBA? Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Works Cited and Further Reading: Crash Course Capitalism Video and Transcript On Anger and Activism, by Hank Green Hey! Let's Re-Define Capitalism Part 1, by Hank Green | |||
| 10 Jul 2024 | FREED FROM CONTAINMENT: E-Girls In My Military? It’s More Likely Than You Think | 01:22:57 | |
From February 12th, 2023: If you were educated in the Failure Lorenz School of Journalism, it makes sense that you would see like three videos on TikTok and decide it’s indicative of a sweeping trend. After all, you only ever exist by hating outside the clubs you can’t get in. We take a critical look at this alleged “e-girl military psyop” trend and, using the immortal science, declare the US military to be in its flop era. Empire in decline vibes, indeed. Put your dicks away and pick up a copy of Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism instead. While you’re at it, cancel your subscription to the New Dork Crimes and give your money to us instead. A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities. Please donate + share with your friends & on social media. | |||
| 09 Mar 2022 | The Future Does Not Have to Be Sword Art Online If You Don’t Want It: An Interview With Yesterweb Pioneers sadgrl.online and Auzzie | 01:40:12 | |
We have been losing the fight against the Ghost of Steve Jobs and Big Internet for a long time...but it doesn't have to be this way. The founders of Yesterweb, Sadness and Auzzie, join us to about the small internet, saying no to web3, and how we can get back to a community based online. Works Cited and Further Reading: The Line Goes Up: The Problem with NFTs Cryptocurrency Boom Causes Worldwide GPU Shortage The Internet is an SEO Landfill How SEO is Gentrifying the Web by Nick Slater Context Collapse and Context Restoration by Nicholas Carr Pseudonyms Cause People to be more Civil Online EARN IT Act Violates the Constitution | |||
| 12 Nov 2022 | Want To Know How Tall Al Pacino Is? Too Bad. It’s Not Our Job To Educate You Because Google Is Literally Free But The Emotional Labor Is Becoming Too Much For Google To Bear | 02:07:32 | |
Do you know how to spell ICUP, prayer warriors and pay pigs? Let me google that for you. This week, we are joined by the incomparable Ashlyn to talk about the decline of google. Between SEO, a corrupt conglomerate, and a lack of media literacy, google has been on a steep decline. Looking deep in the caverns of page two of the google results, will Ashlyn’s help be enough for us to discover a way beyond the ads? Or are redditors and tiktok users the scholars of our foreseeable future? Ashlyn does not wish to be percieved Works Cited and Further Reading: 2020 Presidential Candidates Fave Comfort Foods How Google Eats a Business Whole How "Israel" Employs Google to Oppress Palestinians For Gen Z, TikTok is the New Search Engine A history of Google Ad Labeling SadGrl's Surfing the Web Resources Google's 'Don't Be Evil' Slogan Here Let Me Google That For You | |||
| 01 Dec 2022 | We Were Right About Crypto. We Were Right About Reylos. The Value of Bananacoin Will Never Stop Rising. Prayer Warriors Are Welcome To Bask In Our Infallibility From A Respectful Distance. | 01:45:17 | |
To the moon, pay pigs and prayer warriors! Ceres has a public service announcement: despite the crypto crash, bananacoin remains unnaffected, much to the relief of the Kennedy family. But while the #1 cryptocurrency of leftist cafes in the global north remains strong, we need to talk about the cryptocrash. Kendall and Ceres have taken on the emotional labor and are ready to explain the FTX scandal to you, but more importantly, make fun of a tumblrina. The they-devils come out the other side of the cryptohole with an important lesson: behind every ugly libertarian man is a femcel girlblogger taking on the load of rational thinking. Patreon Works Cited and Further Reading: Polyamory, penthouses and plenty of loans: inside the crazy world of FTX FTX's In-House Performance Coach Is Just as Surprised as You Are Sam Bankman-Fried doesn’t read. That tells us everything. | |||
