Attention HellMart Shoppers! (Harmless Entertainment)
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| 28 Apr 2020 | Mini Episode 25: What Covid Go Wrong? | 00:02:28 | |
Danny's trying to be responsible. Unfortunately for him, though, Chet considers him essential. | |||
| 13 Apr 2020 | Mini Episode 19: The Bachelor | 00:02:51 | |
Chet sets Jake up on a date. That's all you need to know. | |||
| 07 Sep 2018 | BONUS: I have a New Show! | 00:01:54 | |
Thoreau here! I made a new show! It's called 1994 and it's premiering September 17th, 2018, but for now here's the very frist teaser trailer! If you like HellMart I think you'll like 1994. It stars James Oliva, Jordan Cobb, Paul Miscavage, Julia Schifini, Sarah Golding, Graham Rowat and many more! Head on over to htt://1994podcast.com for more info or simply search for "1994" In the podcast app you're currently using to subscribe! Thank you HellMart Shoppers! | |||
| 17 Apr 2020 | Mini Episode 23: Robot See Robot Do | 00:01:50 | |
Carlos and Gunter do an oopsie. | |||
| 10 Jul 2017 | The Phantom Shoplifter - Part I | 00:29:43 | |
Daniel and Emily are hungover after a night out and a customer is looking for a toy. Also there's a thing with a leprechaun. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter @thehellomart and review us on iTunes! | |||
| 24 Jul 2017 | The Phantom Shoplifter - Part II | 00:25:32 | |
The gang searches for the Phantom Shoplifter's hoard and have an unexpected meeting in the basement while Jimmy and Ruth deal with the murderous Leprechaun. Please consider leaving us an iTunes review, following us on twitter @thehellomart or liking us on facebook. | |||
| 12 Jul 2018 | BONUS: Chet and Danny Blow Stuff Up! | 00:23:52 | |
Independence day is approaching in Strickland and there's trouble in the basement. With special guest star Sarah Golding as Regional Manager Melinda Ashe. Follow us on Twitter @thehellomart Like us on Facebook at HellMart Podcast Go to http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers to get bonus episodes and tons of other great stuff! | |||
| 06 Apr 2020 | Mini Episode 12: I Am The EggMan | 00:10:36 | |
It's an Easter Special! Almost timely, eh? | |||
| 27 Nov 2017 | Holiday Schedule Announcement | 00:00:52 | |
Attention HellMart Shoppers! Thoreau here! This is just a quick update on our schedule for the holidays and the remainder of season 1. Our Christmas special is coming Monday, December 18th, and will be the only episode released in December, and our last episode of 2017. That does not include patreon bonus mini episodes. Or patrons will continue to get bonus Episodes through December! As for regular episodes, our next release, Episode 12, is coming January 8th, and we will then resume our normal semi weekly release schedule. Our final episode of season one will be released March 5th, 2018. Thank you for listening, everyone, and thank you for shopping HellMart, we hope you never leave! PS: Go To The Audioverse Awards to vote for us in 3 categories! | |||
| 01 Apr 2020 | Mini Episode 7: A Jessup Family Holiday | 00:04:02 | |
Meet Chet and Thirsty Jo's dad, and Chet's new boyfriend! It's good, clean, holiday cannibalism! Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Harmless Entertainment! Follow us on Twitter! Join the conversation in our Facebook Group or on Red https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment https://www.twitter.com/harmlessmedia | |||
| 02 Oct 2017 | Mommy's Little Monster | 00:34:49 | |
The gang is interviewed about the goings on at the store. Jimmy has a choice to make and Emily prepares for the joys of motherhood. Stay tuned, our PATREON launches in ONE WEEK! Like us on http://facebook.com/attentionhellmartshoppers. Attention HellMart Shoppers! is part of the Fatecrafters Network, as is Atheist Apocalypse. You can find Atheist Apocalypse at http://atheistapocalypse.com or wherever you listen to podcasts. ind other fatecrafters shows at http://fatecrafters.net
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| 16 Oct 2017 | Jimmy and Chet's Halloween Spooktacular! | 00:12:01 | |
It's 2005 and Halloween brings a visitor and a new employee. With special guest star Rhiannon McAfee! You too can get bonus episodes, early acces to new episodes and so much more! Attention HellMart Shoppers is part of the Fatecrafters Network. Visit http://fatecrafters.net for more info. If you like our show, check out Lake Clarity.
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| 30 Oct 2017 | Chet's (Mini) Halloween Spooktacular! 3 | 00:04:33 | |
Chet must face the Pumpkin Kng one last time...alone! Visit our patreon to see all the great bonus content available to you now! https://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers.com Follow us on twitter @thehellomart Like us on facebook at facebook.com/attentionhellmartshoppers | |||
| 31 Mar 2020 | Mini Episode 6: Cops & Ravers | 00:06:30 | |
This one comes just before Dante's Disco Inferno Part 1, and it stars Paul Sating of Diary of a Madman and Subject: Found. Dylan and Weasel have a run-in with the local law enforcement. Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Harmless Entertainment! Follow us on Twitter! Join the conversation in our Facebook Group or on Red https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment | |||
| 03 Apr 2020 | Mini Episode 9: The Bigfeet...foots | 00:02:32 | |
This one takes place during Episode 7, Dante's Disco Inferno, and stars Chet and Mr and Mrs Bigfoot. Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Harmless Entertainment! Follow us on Twitter! Join the conversation in our Facebook Group! https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment | |||
| 09 Mar 2023 | Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of Savings | 00:20:28 | |
Danny's dead! Or is he? Emily has a plan to bring him back while Jimmy and Sherman deal with some explosive pups.
Voice Cast: Thoreau Smiley Moon Smiley Alaric Weber Jordan Cobb Julia Schifini
Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment Follow us on Twitter! Join the conversation in our Facebook Group! https://www.twitter.com/harmlessmedia https://www.facebook.com/groups/504312413670694 Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Harmless Phosphorescence iTunes https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/harmless-phosphorescence/id1477931849 1994 iTunes https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1994/id1435127508 | |||
| 10 Apr 2018 | BONUS: April Announcement | 00:01:27 | |
Attention HellMart Shoppers!
Hi everyone, Thoreau here. This is just a quick post to let you all know about two new things we've got going on in the HelloMart this month. First, we have an Easter Episode available for you to listen to. It’s a patreon exclusive, but you can hear it now for free! Just go to http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers or follow the link in the show notes. It's currently available for all to hear for free, but only in our patreon!
And secondly, we now have merchandise available for purchase! T shirts, mugs, phone cases, stickers and more! Just go to teepublic.com and search for attention HellMart Shoppers or follow the link in the show notes. You can now decorate your life in the essence of HellMart! Hurray! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers
And finally, stay tuned, also for news about a brand new show from us! Coming later this year, and at some point this summer we will have an update about when to expect season 2 of Attention HellMart Shoppers. Thank you for shopping HellMart. We hope you never leave! | |||
| 21 May 2018 | BONUS: Scenes From A HellMart: Meat Cute | 00:05:20 | |
Attention HellMart Shoppers! We have a brand new Mini-Episode just for you! This tells the tale of (not so) young love in the meat department of HelloMart. We are also just dollars away from making our first Patreon goal. We briefly slipped past it in November, and so I had to make a Christmas Episode. If we can get above $200 again, by June 11th, I'll produce a full length 4th of July episode! So tell your friends, tell your family, tell the guy that's squatting in your tool shed. You just need $1 to help support us, although higher pledges get you cool stuff! https://www.patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers
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| 07 Aug 2017 | Love Will Tear Us Apart - Part I | 00:23:34 | |
The guys meet Valerie's fiance, who may not be entirely on the up and up and Chet bakes some cookies. Evil Cookies. Review us on itunes! Follow us on Twitter! Like us on Facebook! | |||
| 29 Mar 2020 | Mini Episode 4: Heaven Help Us | 00:03:51 | |
Carlos and Gunter go on a mission in enemy territory. This Episode takes place between Episodes 4 and 5. | |||
| 25 Jun 2017 | Chekov's Shoelaces - Part I | 00:31:38 | |
Daniel Richmond was living the good life in the elite world of New York finance when he took the fall for his firm's dirty dealings. Now he's out of jail on work release and he has to figure out how to make it at HelloMart, a big box store in the middle of nowhere, unfortunately built on top of the buried gates of hell. After alienating his fellow employees, his boss, and possibly a serial killer he's still not sure what's worse; The supernatural threats or the customers. Please consider leaving us a review on itunes or following us on twitter @thehellomart. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEDmdtUAW_pJYCJfaZV7Unw/live
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| 05 Mar 2018 | There's No Place Like Hell | 00:44:38 | |
SEASON 1 FINALE! It's the big showdown at the Hell Gates! Chet makes a choice, Jake has something to crow about and Daniel says stuff that makes people upset. Don't skip out early, the after credits teaser has a very special guest star, and a taste of what season 2 has in store with the one and only Sarah Golding of The Audio Drama Production Podcast and other innumerable productions. Follow us on Twitter Like us on Facebook Visit our Website Attention HellMart Shoppers! is part of The FateCraftersPodcast Network | |||
| 26 Mar 2020 | Mummy Dearest | 00:05:45 | |
Its getting tough out there, so I'm releasing all mini episodes of Attention Hellmart Shoppers free to the public. No more paywalls. One per day for the next 24 days. The first one takes place in between episodes 1&2. Stay safe. Wash your hands.Its getting tough out there, but little gestures can help; so I'm releasing all mini episodes of Attention Hellmart Shoppers free to the public. No more paywalls. One per day for the next 24 days. The first one takes place in between episodes 1&2. Stay safe. Wash your hands. | |||
| 04 Sep 2017 | Dante's Disco Inferno - Part I | 00:25:34 | |
It's Sample Day! The store is extra busy, Emily deals with a delicate situation and it's a party in electronics! Please leave us an itunes review! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter! Visit our website at attentionhellmartshoppers.com. Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a proud member of the Fatecrafters Podcast Network. | |||
| 14 Apr 2020 | Mini Episode 20: The Last Chet-i | 00:03:16 | |
Danny and Chet discuss a very important and divisive subject. | |||
| 05 Apr 2020 | Mini Episode 11: Down in the Basement | 00:01:54 | |
What was Gunter up to after the Season 1 finale, when everyone else went to Razzies? Now you'll know! | |||
| 15 Apr 2020 | Mini Episode 21: Alpaca | 00:02:00 | |
Gunter and Carlos discuss a plan that couldn't possibly go wrong. | |||
| 09 Oct 2017 | Big News! | 00:02:21 | |
Big News, Everyone! We are launching our PATREON! I love making this show. It's a true passion of mine, and I'd like to make as much of it as I can! That's where you come in! What do you get out of becoming a Patron?
Plus we have goals! Would you like a full series spin-off of the show? Would you like to get the show in your ears weekly and hear all new shows? Well, you can help make all of that happenby contributing at patreon.com/attentionhellmartsho…. | |||
| 09 Apr 2020 | Mini Episode 15: It's the Pits | 00:03:32 | |
Daniel is showing yet another new employee the ropes! This one you've met before, though. It's Shawn from the Chicken Farm. Is this the newest permanent addition to HelloMart? Only time will tell. | |||
| 18 Dec 2017 | A Cold Christmas In Hell | 00:21:31 | |
It's Christmas Eve and Emily arrives in town with no money, no job and a terrible apartment. Will a christmas miracle solve all her problems? Maybe she'll be visited by jolly old St. Nick! It's another holiday flashback episode and this one has special guests! Rob and Slim from The Rob and Slim Show are here as KHEL Drivetime DJs. You can find them at http://robandslim.podbean.com. Robert Chauncey, creator of The Tunnels Podcast, http://thetunnelspodcast.wixsite.com guest voices Mikey. Attention HellMart Shoppers is a part of the Fatecrafters Network. Find other great audiodramas at http://fatecrafters.com. We're on PATREON! You can be a patron too and get bonus episodes, early access to new episodes, merch, digital mercha nd much more! You can pledge in any amount. Even just $1 can get you on our Employee of the month board at http://attentionhellmartshoppers.com. Pledge now! Just go to http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers. | |||
| 20 Nov 2017 | Chicken Little Big Man | 00:25:02 | |
Daniel uncovers a nefarious scheme at the chicken farm, but is it too late for him to escape? We are entirely listener supported. Help support us and get great bonus content at http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers follow us on twitter @thehellomart like us on facebook at http://facebook.com/attentionhellmartshoppers | |||
| 11 Apr 2020 | Mini Episode 17: Phone Tag | 00:04:24 | |
Danny and Chet just can't seem to connect. | |||
| 29 Oct 2018 | BONUS: A HellMart Halloween 2018 | 00:07:33 | |
The Pumpkin King has returned! Will he battle Jimmy to the death? Probably not. | |||
| 04 Apr 2020 | Mini Episode 10: A Demons Guide to Etiquette | 00:03:35 | |
Here's a glimpse into what Ruth's been up to in Hell. | |||
| 22 May 2017 | Season 1 Trailer | 00:03:01 | |
Daniel Richmond was living the high life in Manhattan when he was convicted of a few dozen counts of securities fraud and some light treason, but he served his time. In fact he's out of prison early and enrolled in a work release program. What he didn't count on was being forced to work at HelloMart, a big box super store in the middle of nowhere that was constructed on top of the buried gates of hell. Now he's just trying to survive, and he's not sure what's worse; the demonic forces of evil or the customers! | |||
| 19 Feb 2018 | Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My TV | 00:22:03 | |
After the big heist the gang is on the run. Chet reaches out to an old adversary, and Merle gets to go for a ride. This is the penultimate episode of season one. With guest star Paul Sating as Sherrif McCoy. Attention HellMart Shoppers! is Patron Supported. Follow us on twitter, like us on facebook or leave us a review on itunes. | |||
| 12 Apr 2020 | Mini Episode 18: Birthday! | 00:01:53 | |
It's Danny's Birthday! Kinda! This one takes place right after the July 4th Special. | |||
| 08 Jan 2018 | Chet and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day | 00:31:14 | |
Chet deals with customers, employees, family, and his own shortcomings as manager. Please support us on PATREON! Go to http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers to get bonus episodes, early access to new episodes, Stickers, Wallpapers, Music and more! Follow us on social media! facebook.com/attentionhellmartshoppers twitter.com/thehellomart instagram.com/attentionhellmartshoppers
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| 25 Jun 2017 | Chekov's Shoelaces - Part II | 00:23:31 | |
Daniel has an unfortunate phone conversation and spills a little blood. He may or may not find those shoelaces. Please leave us a review on iTunes and follow us on twitter @thehellomart | |||
| 08 Sep 2019 | Listen to My New Podcast! | 00:00:39 | |
Attention HellMart Shoppers! We're now part of The Harmless Entertainment Network, and I'm on a new podcast where we discuss every SuperHero movie ever made! Click the link below and give it a listen!
Check out all our new network has to offer at our Patreon!
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| 18 Apr 2020 | Mini Episode 24: Domo Arigato Mr Roboto | 00:01:44 | |
Jimmy deals with the robot uprising. | |||
| 21 Aug 2017 | Love Will Tear Us Apart : Part II | 00:27:57 | |
Jake feels like Chicken Tonight. Everyone else wants to get some Armando Ferrari and no one seems especially worried about the interdimensional pirate attack. Review us on iTunes, follow us on twitter, like us on facebook! | |||
| 18 Sep 2017 | Dante's Disco Inferno - Part II | 00:26:59 | |
Zombie Dance Party!
Follow us on twitter! Go to http://attentionhellmartshoppers.com. Attention Hellmart Shoppers! is a part of the Fatecrafters Network. We reccomend other high quality and entertaining Fatecrafters shows such as The Tunnels! | |||
| 23 Oct 2017 | Jimmy and Chets (Mini) Halloween Spooktacular 2 | 00:05:48 | |
Guess who's back! Jimmy and Chet face the Pumpkin King again. Will it be a grim battle to the death? Probably not. Go to our Patreon to get extra episodes and tons of great perks and merchandise! http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers Follow us on twitter @thehellomart Like us on http://facebook.com/attentionhellmartshoppers | |||
| 22 Jan 2018 | Working Stiffs | 00:28:44 | |
Chet interviews some prospective employees and Daniel and Emily pay a visit to Billy Ray, the Leprechaun. Attention HellMart Shoppers! is listener supported. Go to OUR PATREON to pledge your support. For just $1 a month you can help us stay in business. For $5 and up you get BONUS CONTENT! This episode featured special guest star Paul Sating as Jeff. Attention HellMart Shoppers is a part of the fatecrafters network. Check out other fatecrafters shows like Lake Clarity. | |||
| 10 Apr 2020 | Mini Episode 16: TV or not TV | 00:02:38 | |
Gunter and Jimmy have a little chat Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Harmless Entertainment! Follow us on Twitter! Join the conversation in our Facebook Group https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment | |||
| 03 Sep 2019 | Season 2 Teaser | 00:01:02 | |
November 18, 2019 | |||
| 02 Apr 2020 | Mini Episode 8: Zombie Here Now | 00:03:04 | |
This one takes place during the zombie attack of Dante's Disco Inferno. Sherman saves some customers, but he may have bitten off more than he an chew. | |||
| 07 Apr 2020 | Mini Episode 13: When in Gnome... | 00:03:44 | |
It's spring in Strickland, and that means the lawn and garden department is getting busy...unfortunately. This one has a special guest; Danilo Battistini of Contador De Historias! | |||
| 05 Feb 2018 | Jimmy's Eleven | 00:30:49 | |
Jimmy and his crew stage a heist. Chet also does a thing...kind of. This Episode features Jake Song as Security Guy 1, Laura Bramblette as Security Guy 2, and Jesse Hall as Security Guy 3. Help support the show on Patreon
Attention HellMart Shoppers! is part of the fatecrafters network. | |||
| 28 Mar 2020 | Mini Episode 3: The Most Dangerous Game | 00:01:57 | |
This one takes place between episodes 3 and 4. Billy Ray and Jimmy get into it. | |||
| 30 Mar 2020 | Mini Episode 5: Pirates of the Housewares | 00:02:40 | |
This one takes place during Episode 6. Remember Armando Ferrari, Jake the Chicken, and the Pirate Attack? This show may have jumped the shark pretty early on. | |||
| 14 Jan 2023 | There's no Business Like Hell Business | 00:21:18 | |
There's a new employee at Hellmart, and he may just be a match for Danny. | |||
| 08 Apr 2020 | Mini Episode 14: Aggressive Negotiations | 00:03:16 | |
This one features our new Regional Manager Melinda Ashe, played by the one and only Sarah Golding of The Audio Drama Production Podcast and a bazillion other shows. We'll being hearing from her some more on upcoming bonus episodes and lots in season 2. Thanks everyone! | |||
| 06 Nov 2017 | All The Unborn Chicken Voices In My Head | 00:26:51 | |
Daniel struggles to make friends at his new job. Plus more chickens. We are listener supported! visit our patreon for tons of great bonus content! http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers follow us on twitter @thehellomart like us on facebook at facebook.com/attentionhellmartshoppers | |||
| 21 Apr 2017 | Teaser | 00:00:21 | |
Join the adventures of the staff of HelloMart, a big box super store, unfortunately situated above the gates of hell. These retail wage slaves battle the forces of evil while bringing you the best in minimum wage customer service. | |||
| 27 Mar 2020 | Mini Episode 2: Teach a Demon to Fish | 00:03:21 | |
Our second Mini Episode for your days off wine and quarantine. It takes place between Episodes 2 and 3 and sheds a bit of light on some major events of the first half of Season 1. | |||
| 16 Apr 2020 | Mini Episode 22: Employee Review | 00:03:40 | |
Emily conducts Chet's Employee Review. It goes swimmingly. | |||