After Hours with Zach Noe Towers (Netflix is a Joke Radio)

Zach and Taylor tackle big questions like: Do you get a new sex toy for a new partner?; How can Taylor manifest meeting Taylor Swift?; What is Kitten fishing?; What's a better answer: "I guess" or "You're right"?; and, of course, Is it OK to have sex in a sibling's bed?

Zach and Rosebud get into everything, like not liking any part of being pregnant; how Rosebud’s husband Andy is jealous of breastfeeding; loving the idea of a hate-dating app; exchanging errands for sex;  being a serial cheater; having a sober sex life; raising her kid to be an accountant; how daddy has a different connotation now; water sports are not hot; and how you end up seeing a lot of people fucking in NYC. This episode is for all the mommies, daddies, and everyone who hates using those words. 

Zach and Jeff Lewis (SiriusXM, Hollywood Houselift) discuss everything, like what do you do when you get banned from the Venetian because, apparently, prostitution is illegal there? Would you rather have one big dick or two small dicks? Does Shannon Beador really have a great sex life? How do you buy dirty magazines as a kid? Did god make some people to be bottoms? Does refraining from masturbation enhance your sex life? How do you keep sex exciting in your long-term relationships? What dinner course do you take the Viagra in order to be ready to go?

Zach and Judge Lauren Lake bring you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing butt the truth ... OK, and some naughty talk too. Things like: making taboo topics teachable, how froot loops ruin the libido of rats, how Zach doesn’t know where the clitoris is, what it's like staying with the wrong person, and how do you tell an adult they are disgusting. Just be glad Zach doesn't have the gavel, because he'd be held in cumtempt of court.

Zach and Nikki go all in on everything you want to know about, like the best way to get cum off of you, the slippery slope of porn, the best anal, how to ketchup-bottle yourself to get rid of farts, how careers are like a gangbang, how Taylor Swift always stays wholesome, and edging to Dave Matthews Band through high school. If you’re looking for sex talk, you’ve come to the right place.

Zach and Fortune talk about all the naughty things, like how many holes virgin are you, you can like the word titties and not be dirty, is lotioning a friend’s arm too far for a friendship, how does being married make you the most desirable, what would happen if Queen Latifah meets your wife, do you walk out of Bojangles if they don’t have dipping sauce, and what’s it like going on a date with a married couple. When you hear this episode, you’ll know why Zach and Fortune were mistaken for a married couple in Montana. 

EMAIL US AT: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com CALL US AT: (323) 473-4533‬ What do you get when you combine Zach with Ms Pat, Guy Branum, and Brad Silnutzer? You get the sexiest show at the Netflix is a Joke Festival. They take on the “Girthmasterr,” It's Been 20 Years Since NASA Drew A Penis On Mars, the bold new way to announce your breakup to your friends, and finally get to the (Tower) bottom of why do Greek sculptures all have tiny penises?

On this week’s episode, Zach and Drew get their hands dirty with some of the universe’s most titillating topics like, has the dick pick ever been so bad you canceled the date? Is 10 min the perfect length of time to do it? Should we have madeout with our friend's hot dads? Were you traumatized by the sex talk? What’s with these young kids sucking neck? Why don’t we talk about farting while cumming? And that’s not the only thing cumming your way … Drew’s new book “LOUD: Accept Nothing Less Than the Life You Deserve,” publishes July 30th and is available for pre-order now at https://drew-afualo.com”

Zach and Dave don't hold back while addressing: What do you do when the vibrator dies in your ass? Is it better to have sex in a museum or on a bus? Can you subscribe to a friend's OnlyFans? Are there piss-drinking connoisseurs? Which Golden Girls was Dave's first crush? Where do you put the condom when you take it with you from your tryst? What to do when cumming fast results in almost losing an eye? When is the best time to pop the Viagra?

CALL US: +1 (323) 473-4533‬ EMAIL US: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com  On this week’s episode, Zach and Emma look at the world's biggest mysteries and laugh! And we're talking mysteries like: is spitting in your partner's mouth a young man’s game? Is it better to Hawk-Tuah or slow spit into your partner's mouth? What to do when you lose the keys to your in-use Handcuffs? Is Amateur Porn fake or real? What to do when you are booted from therapy because your Zoom isn’t muted? Do you use the same pronouns in the bedroom as you do IRL? These mysteries aren't simply solved, we get down and dirty with them!

Do Hotel sex noises turn you on? Should you give a cum notification? Have you seen the Barbie Movie? Is it okay to give out condoms at Halloween? Can you cheat at chess with vibrating anal beads? How do you get your first kiss when you are a tall girl? Have you ever humped the side of a bathtub? Can a penis be too big? Is an unconfident spank hot? Have you ever been horny for Dave Matthews? Zach and Beth finally get to the bottom of all of this in this week’s episode. 

Welcome to the sexy, live version of After Hours where we talk about Barnacle’s penises; fast food mascots you want to expose themself to you; and we play spin the bottle, but really click the dick. We end the show with a soon-to-be world-famous dick toss and award the first-ever After Hours Throat Goat.  We’ll be back next month for another live show on March 5th. Tickets available here: https://improv.com/hollywood/event/after+hours+with+zach+noe+towers/13389703/

What happens when Luenell and Zach get booked to talk about sex on Good Morning America at 7 am? Does Dave Chappelle keep his promises? What are Luenell's deal breakers? Why have we gotten more Prude since the '70s? Did Luenell eff John Oates, or was it a look-a-like? What's a sex party like? How did Luenell's Only Fans start and how did she tell her kids? Does Luenell prefer a hairy guy? All this and more on this juicy episode of “After Hours.”

Leave an anonymous message with any sex questions or the best sex stories you’ve got… CALL US: +1 (323) 473-4533‬ EMAIL US: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com On this week's episode, Zach and Kevin ask and answer all the dirty questions we have like: How do you find a 6pm hookup? Can you initiate a gym hookup with a Wassup Nod? Should you wash your hands after touching boobies? Was your first cum actually water? Does anyone like Raya? Can one find their penis passion project? Is shrimping real? Are Libras the whores of the Astrological signs? Is Aquarius just the pool boy? You don’t need the stars and the moon to align to enjoy this episode!

Zach and Steph ask and answer monumental questions like: Why does Lorne Michaels hate Canadians? What do you do when you get a matching tattoo and then break up? Is it ok for a sex toy to squirt on you? Can you have sex with the pilot in the cockpit mid-flight? Is it ok to dry hump as an adult? Should you kiss after butt stuff? Why don't men realize they have a clit in your butt? How do we tell men when they are bad at kissing?

Zach and Joel take a deep dive into the world of manifesting open relationships, the real purpose behind penis costumes and pranks, the proper use and misuse of the word “cock,” the Quantum Leap intro credits and the buff Baywatch dudes, sourcing dicks on MySpace, losing anal virginity to a French foreign student, the wild energy of 23-year-olds and why they need a special wing at the Joel Kim Booster Anal Academy, aging past 'daddy' status straight into 'granddaddy' territory, navigating the complexities of group sex as a public figure, and mastering the art of elegant dick-talk etiquette. We’d say this episode is no-holds-barred, but on this show, holds are encouraged.

Leave an anonymous message with any sex questions or the best sex stories you’ve got… CALL US: +1 (323) 473-4533‬ EMAIL US: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com On this week’s episode, Zach and Debra DiGiovanni recount road trip mishaps like unexpected car porn, the idea of 'summer penis,' singles’ nights at grocery stores, and the concept of being a 'power slut.' It’s an episode filled with everything Tower Bottoms live for!

Leave an anonymous message with any sex questions or the best sex stories you’ve got… CALL US: +1 (323) 473-4533‬ EMAIL US: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com   On this week’s episode, Zach and Chaunté attempt to solve many of life’s greatest mysteries, like What’s a Bussie? Can Salmon Sperm improve your vagina, how to drive while masturbating, what’s the deal with 80’s gender definitions, what does it me to masturbate like a grasshopper, what’s the real difference between a penetrator or penetratee? If any of those topics tickle your fancy, don’t worry, as always, we go DEEP!

On this week’s episode, Zach and Brent review all of life’s BIGGEST conundrums, like Do you cum when you poop? Can you Restore your foreskin? What body part suggests your dick size? How often should you get STI testing? How much of your brain does porn occupy? Sex on drugs, polyamory, and what’s a penis cage? OK, if that’s not enough for you, you’re getting greedy!

Zach and Sabrina debate some of the hottest issues, like is Pickle Ball a real sport? Can you take off your balls completely? Is “Keeper of Cum” a good pitch? Do lesbians ever fake it? Why do they still circumcise men? Is it normal to fantasize about Jennifer Love Hewitt? Is it possible to be gay because straight men are bad kissers? Is it OK to go on a rumspringer if a psychic tells you it's OK? What do you do when the beach is overcome by penis fishes? Can you have a little dick and not have little dick syndrome?

Just in time for the holidays, Zach and Matt tackle the jolliest questions, such as: which character from “Lost” would you get fucked by,  what’s the difference between VH1 Hot instead of MTV Hot, would you not have sex with Mark Zuckerberg despite his fat ass,  are you horny for JT or JC from NSYNC, would Eminem have been a superstar bottom, and what’s it mean to have an intimacy kink. Matt is the Prince of Christmas, and Zach’s Santa Sack is filled with these juicy conundrums and so much more.

Zach and Mark take on some BIG topics like, What do you do when TSA finds your butt plug in your butt? Do you get a divorce when your husband is having an affair with an alien? Can you bang on a diaper changing table at a Chuck E Cheese? Are you ball curious? Should you do ass play when your ass is unkempt? Is it ok for a girl to have a high body count? Have you ever been to an orgy?

Zach and Zainab explore why Zainab is considered pure, why her mom wants her to stop talking about her mom’s vagina, how rugby huddle makes her hot, why she’ll have her own she-mansion when married, why it’s thrilling to have sex with an Uber driver watching, how tongue made her nervous on her first kiss, why she only sleeps with men she loves, how her dad was super frisky, how she has never gone home with a guy, nor has she ever woken up from a smelly fart. It doesn’t get much hotter than this week’s episode!

Zach and Langston tackle a lot this week like initiating sex in a car, how there’s more to masturbation than just getting the white stuff out, why you should never put batteries in your pee hole, how to f*ck in a crawl space, it’s OK to not be an anal guy because there’s poop in there, and that there’s nothing wrong with breaking people’s heart. Will this week’s episode make you laugh? Yes! Will it turn you on? Probably!

CALL US: +1 (323) 473-4533‬ EMAIL US: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com In this week’s episode, Zach and James Adomian straddle the hottest topics like Gay Whales, Boozy Mouth vs Smoker Mouth kisses, Daddy Long Legs Long Penis, explaining to his “girl”friend why he won’t sleep with her, mouth noises are gross, what is a male suitor, if you suck more than 6 dicks are you more prone to cancer, and how many people is an orgy? Finally, David Attenborough stops by to describe blowhole-phobes and ejaculate baths! So is there such a thing as “too many bottoms”? We don’t think so!

Zack Noe Towers welcomes you to After Hours.

Leave an anonymous message with any sex questions or the best sex stories you’ve got… CALL US: +1 (323) 473-4533‬ EMAIL US: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com On this week's episode, Zach and Becky have as many naughty questions as they do answers. They dive into some juiciness like: What do you do when your electrician arrives while you’re skinny dipping? Where do you find a Sex Worker? Do you have a porn star pussy? What are pussy gutters? Are balls underappreciated? How many Oregonians have had Waterfall hookups? Should you be ashamed to like Gang Bang Porn? As long as you like things juicy, this is the episode for you!

Leave an anonymous message with any sex questions or the best sex stories you’ve got… CALL US: +1 (323) 473-4533‬ EMAIL US: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com   In this week’s episode, Zach and Annie get into all like do big lips swallow tiny penises, are balls are a mistake from God, what do you do when you find a cockroach in your lady bits?, do you need Dramamine needed to f*ck on a waterbed, does sex outdoors leads to twigs in your hoo-ha, and is anyone impressed with the Kardashians? Now those are some BIG questions. 

Zach & Billy Wayne discuss it all. Like, does Fergie's voice make you horny? Can you trust your partner if they don't eff Rhianna? Why does everyone find boxes of porn as a kid? Why are church events the horniest place on earth? Can you hurt the baby if you bang while pregnant? If you're a beard, are you technically an ally?

Come see us live at the Netflix is a Joke Festival on Thursday, May 2nd at 9:45p at the Dynasty Typewriter. Tickets https://www.squadup.com/events/netflix-is-a-joke-presents-after-hours-with-zach-now-towers EMAIL US AT: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com CALL US AT: (323) 473-4533‬ It's the second, even sexier, live version of After Hours, where we talk about a penis drawn in the sky, the 'Penis Festival, how you'd get President Biden off in order to save the world, and so much more. We also award our second-ever After Hours Throat Goat. 

Zach and Bob answer life's most important questions: Is it OK to cum during the pledge of allegiance?; Is Squirting just pissing?; Does everyone want a butthole in their mouth?; and life's eternal conundrum: What do you do when you accidentally suck the wrong dick? 

Zach and Pink talk about the time Pink found out her ex was cheating on her while looking up porn, losing condoms, how Pink lost her virginity, being the first kid in high school to go down on girls, going back to your hometown to have sex with her childhood baby sitter, hooking up in between waiting tables at work, hooking up in the morning is master level sex, and naval fetishes. You don’t want to miss one of our hottest episodes yet!

If your dog has an erection that won't go down would you jerk him off? What is Vabbing? How do you prepare your placenta for eating? When was the last time Ali saw a penis? Do lesbians like gay porn? Does the audience of Taylor Swift get you hot? Is it better to be the pleasure giver or receiver? Is a hike a good first date or will you get murdered? When is too soon to start dating when mourning? If you want answers, you’ve come to the right place - After Hours.