You're An Idiot (People Of Comedy)

This week we welcome our dear Chicago friend Matty Ryan, a hilarious Chicago (now NYC) comic with the best head of hair in the business.

Matty tells us about the time he saved a woman's life in Chicago and is proclivity for getting into fights.

The boys also discuss the changing business of comedy and how social media has lowered the bar for comedic quality. As always. We remain the only funny podcast.

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This week Alex reminisces on his 31st birthday celebration. Alex partied all weekend in Philly and as usual complains about being hungover for the entire episode.

Geoffrey explains what FUPA stands for and Alex apologizes to the plump community. Geoffrey celebrates his 2 year anniversary with Plum at a fancy steakhouse.

And the boys discuss the right-wing obsession with drag shows.

And through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

As always, please like and subscribe. New episodes every Monday.

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This week the boys record a pod in Geoffrey’s luxurious Air BnB in Austin, Texas. Geoffrey remains frightfully ill so Alex does most of the talking - or does he?

Perhaps even sickness can’t shut up Minnesota’s most pretentious son. The boys discuss the end of liberalism,

Alex’s new singer/songwriter girlfriend and they break down how to succeed I comedy (buy a new jawline like Matt Rife).

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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The boys survived to tell you, the good people of the pod, just how great Phish is. A simple two hour trip to Bethel, NY turned into a great show with TERRIBLE logistical missteps.

Along the way, Geoff gets an up-close and personal experience of Drago’s weak bladder. The boys hop into a mysterious minivan Uber that took turns on two wheels and endured a full night without power. Plus, a Zipcar’s broken gas gauge leads to a moment of tremendous anxiety.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Tulsa, AZ; Wichita, KS;  New York, NY; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Sioux Falls, SD; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Nashville, TN; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Cheshire, CT; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

This week the boys recorded on the road in Minneapolis with our dear pals from the We Cool? Podcast - Tommy Bayer, Ryan Kahl and Grant Winkels. Is 5 straight white men talking at once far too many, or just the right amount?

Thankfully Geoffrey lost his voice after a week-long bout with the flu so he doesn't talk much which finally gives Alex some much-deserved (?) spotlight. Without Geoffrey's help Alex goes on to give one of the worst introductions in podcast history, but miraculously Tommy, Ryan and Grant are able to salvage the pod.

The boys go on a lengthy riff about Down's Syndrome that could finally get them canceled but otherwise its a very funny episode and we are very grateful our good pals made up for Geoffrey's vocal absence. As always, please like and subscribe.

New episodes every Monday. Let us know any thoughts you have. About anything at all. Please. We beg of you. Follow on Instagram at @youreanidiotpod, @wecoolpodcast, @tommybayertime, @idiotryankahl, @grantwinkels, @alexdrags and @geoffreyatm

Also Geoffrey is on the road next weekend (12/1 - 12/3) in Columbus and 12/8 in San Antonio and 12/9 - 12/10 in Austin, TX. Buy tix on his instagram.

This week the boys talk about body counts and analyze Alex’s possibly misoygnist reaction to a woman’s high body count. Drago almost fingers a blonde in a bar. The boys discuss what famous person they want to punch in the face. And Alex reveals his deep-seated rivalry with former Detroit Pistons star Darko Milicic.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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Bob Dylan lover and hilarious comic Raanan Hershberg joins the boys to talk about his new special "Brave," available now on YouTube. Give it a watch as soon as you finish the pod—you won’t be disappointed.

LINK TO SPECIAL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMz4nrdX9w8

With Raanan, the boys discuss their times on the road together, hacky road comics, good and bad movies, and how someone stole a man's soul for $5.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Seattle, NJ, Indianapolis, Tulsa, Spokane, For Collins and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Denver, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

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Alex drops an absurd opinion about Polish women. Geoffrey decides he is ‘cute but not hot.’ Both of us agree happy endings ARE. NOT. cheating. And the boys finally uncover who killed Princess Diana. We remain the only funny podcast.

New episodes every Monday. Like and subscribe. Comment any and all thoughts. Follow on Instagram at @youreanidiotpod, @alexdrags and @geoffreyatm

This week the boys discuss Geoffrey's big trip to Canada - did he miss the freedom of America or did he grow even more communist? Geoffrey also reveals what openers should stop doing at comedy shows. Please. Please be better.

Alex reminisces on how easily he crumbled from trash talk in college - and the boys further discuss how Alex will respectfully don his drag outfit in the coming weeks.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

At 200 patrons Drago will wear drag in New York City. Only 6 patrons to go.

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Geoff is back, bearing stories of stories of his travels to the midwest, including an encounter with someone who was lighting him at his sold out shows. He also weighs in on the recent assassination attempt on Trump. 

Drago was traveling to the great state of Colorado this past week, which brought him to the realization that, “Nature might be it,” despite getting spooked by the idea of a mountain lion attack while he sat within a stone’s throw of a Chipotle. Also on this episode, Drago reveals his famous Eskimo bros. 

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Missoula, Indianapolis, Tulsa, Spokane, Wichita, For Collins and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Columbus, Nashville, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

*Since Alex and Geoffrey were back home with their families for Christmas we are releasing a Patreon episode from mid-December to the general public*

This week the boys welcome Maddie Wiener who is truly one of the funniest up and coming stand-ups in the country. Maddie talks about starting stand-up comedy at age 16 in North Carolina and what its like to have supportive parents - something neither of the boys quite understand.

Alex refuses to talk about Kanye and vents his frustrations that bathtubs are too small for his gargantuan frame. Near the end Alex has an existential crisis much to Geoffrey's delight. Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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With Geoff on the road, Alex is joined by 24 year-old wunderkind, and North Dakota native, John Kennedy. You can find Mr. Kennedy performing across the country and as host of the podcast ‘Can I Go Home Now?’

For his second time on the pod, John comes bearing gifts for the boys before jumping into talking about sports betting, stealing from other countries, and answering some Patron’s questions. 

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Los Angeles, Houston, Portland, Bend, up in Canada, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Chicago, Janesville and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag 

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The boys finally started a Patreon. For far too long we have been giving away all this legendary content for free. So we finally have joined the capitalistic maelstrom. Please join the Patreon for an extra episode each week, the ability to ask questions and extra bonus videos in the future - if Alex ever mans up and plays Geoffrey in basketball.

This episode is very good. They all are. But I am just promoting the Patroen in the description. Alex can hardly afford to take out blondes who work in consulting. Help the kid out. We will forever remain the only funny podcast.

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This week the boys welcome back comedy assassin Maddie Wiener. Truly one of the best doing it in New York City right now. We're grateful she came back on.

We talk about Maddie's recent meteoric rise to fame, Shane Gillis' SNL episode, mental health, and Alex's recent rejection from (potentially) the love of his life. Maddie and Alex also examine eachothers dating profiles!

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast 

Yet again the boys are forced to pod via the worst communication medium ever conceived, the dreaded Zoom. But since they are the greatest podcasters to ever walk the earth they turn in an incredible and entertaining performance.

They even spend the money for Zoom Premium so the episodes doesn't end abruptly at 40 minutes this time. Alex is yet again aghast at how Geoffrey chooses to live his life and Geoffrey frankly rarely thinks about Alex at all.

We are back in the studio next week when Geoffrey finally has a break from touring and Alex is returns from blonde-chasing in the Midwest.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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This week the boys welcome old friend and Minnesota comrade Ben Katzner. Something about Ben really riles up the boys and leads to one of our most contentious episodes yet.

The boys are fightingggg this week about anythind and everything - who wins? Who is the better man?

Please let us know in the comments.

Will the n-word streak continue? Only one way to find out.

Through all the fighting the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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We passed our 200 patron goal so before the end of September Alex will don drag in New York City (sorry for the delay, Geoffrey is on 'tour')

When we reach 300 patrons Alex will go to therapy finally. At 215 now.

This week the boys chat with their good pal Dan Perlman, write/director/creator of 'Flatbush Misdemeanors' on ShowTime. Dan smartly decides to take Alex's side in the endless war between the two idiots. Geoffrey is justly criticized for constantly using Alex as an intellectual punching bag and for once Alex comes out on top. The boys discuss the Iraq War, Kanye West and that one time Geoffrey fingered a girl with his thumb! (Hint: women love this!)

Also Geoffrey and Alex are performing together Minneapolis (11/18 - 11/19) at Sisyphus Brewery for Geoffrey's first special recording - grab your tickets on their Instagrams before they sell out.

As always, please like and subscribe. New episodes every Monday. Let us know any thoughts you have. About anything at all. Please. We beg of you.

Follow on Instagram at @youreanidiotpod, @danjperlman @alexdrags and @geoffreyatm Also Dan looks like Mini Non-Balkan Alex. We all know this is true.

This week the boys sit down with the King of Colorado, Dan Soder and break down the recent Dalai Lama scandal. Geoffrey thinks the scandal is good press for Catholics and Alex doesn’t know who the Dalai Lama is.

Dan talks about coming up in the New York comedy scene in the late 2000s and is thoroughly impressed that Alex once played NCAA basketball.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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This week the boys welcome back our dear friend and hilarious comedian, Tommy Brennan.

Tommy was honored to be our first returning male guest, a life-changing moment in his life that I'm sure he won't soon forget. 

This week Alex opened up about his sexual problems early in life, fans roasting him on the road and he even attemped to explaiin what the Khmer Rouge regime was.

Tommy talks about how Los Angeles sucks and we try to convince him to finally move to New York.

Geoffrey chides Alex for not doing any prep work this week and for giving up his guitar. Geoffrey yet again refuses to acknowledge any flaws in his life.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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The boys return from great road gigs in Philly and Boston. Geoffrey loves how stupid Philly crowds are and Alex cries walking through his old Boston College stomping grounds.

They also answer the age-old question: could Nickelback be a good wedding band? Drago isn’t totally sure how the Iraq War started. Geoffrey explains how the United States will fare in World War 3. And through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

Also Geoffrey and Alex are performing together in Madison (11/3 - 11/5) and Minneapolis (11/18 - 11/19) - grab your tickets here before they sell out. 

As always, please like and subscribe. New episodes every Monday. Let us know any thoughts you have. About anything at all. Please. We beg of you.

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This week the boys talk about the most magical time of year - not Easter, not Ramadan, its March Madness folks. Alex waxes nostalgically about how he once played on sport’s greatest stage and wonders how he ended up doing a podcast with Geoffrey.

He might even cry at one point.

Later Alex critiques Geoffrey’s outfits and Geoffrey lashes out, which he often does since he is a thin-skinned little beta deep down.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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This week the boys get existential. Geoffrey is in a bad mood so you know he floods Alex with apocalyptic facts about the rapid descent of Western civilization. And Alex doesn't really seem to care. Touche Alex. Touche. Geoffrey's mysterious illness continues as well.

The boys also argue about what candy is best (Reeses no question) and the boys answer some great listener questions. Just another week for the greatest podcast ever recorded.

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This week Alex talks more about his favorite thing in the world, March Madness, and why white men shouldn't play basketball.

Geoffrey talks about his recent trip to the Mecca of basketball - Springfield, Massachusetts. Drago slowly begins to admit he has anxiety and Geoffrey learns something about history from Alex - the Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden in 1939.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast

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Follow Jordan on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/jordanjensenlolstop/ - and go see her do stand-up dammit.

Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Cincy, Charlotte, Atlanta, Nashville, Cleveland and more - Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

I would post Alex's shows but he refuses to get a website.

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With Geoffrey on the road, social media phenom and host of the Can I Go Home Now podcast, Lucas Zelnick, joins to guest host this week. Right off the bat, Drago asks Lucas whether it’s okay to hook up with your neighbor. Lucas talks about Israel and Palestine and the impact of 9/11 while growing up in New York City. He also shares how he helped start Sesh Comedy, one of the hottest clubs in NYC.

Make sure to check out Lucas by heading over to his website: https://www.lucaszelnick.com/ 

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Minneapolis, Seattle, NJ, Indianapolis, Tulsa, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Denver, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

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Drago squashes a beef with a famous comic and Geoff chronicles his time in Oklahoma!

We grab Geoffs globe and Drago get's another lesson in geography. The boys argue about karoake, elton john, and if pedophiles are actually bad people.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast

After years of squabbling the boys finally agree about one thing - That Carly Rae Jepsen is the Taylor Swift we all deserved.

Alex also tells the funniest story of all time about his grandmother and continues to go on Hinge during the podcast.

The boys decide what they will do during the upcoming nuclear war. Geoffrey rants about pedal pubs, Alex makes the Latino community proud and the boys remain the only funny podcast.

Also Geoffrey and Alex are performing together in Madison (11/3 - 11/5), NYC (11/10) and Minneapolis (11/18 - 11/19) - grab your tickets here before they sell out.

As always, please like and subscribe. New episodes every Monday. Comment any and all thoughts. Follow on Instagram at @youreanidiotpod, @alexdrags and @geoffreyatm

Geoffrey is in Europe doing god knows what so we had to get the best in the biz, Mike Recine to fill in! We talk cooking, fatherhood, the comedy game, relationships and of course Izzy P. We also answer listener questions!

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast

The hilarious Usama Siddiquee drops in to guest host with Geoffrey on the road. Off the top, Usama comes in and tests Drago’s knowledge, describes the types of smartness out there, and calls Alex the Jackie Chan of comedy. As always, the boys jump in on your Patreon questions which leads to conversations of parents and songs that bring you back. In the end, the boys end up in the DMs talking about messages sent and received as well as times wingmanning for each other.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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Make sure to give Usama a follow on the ‘gram https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ and check out his podcast Mango Bay https://www.youtube.com/@mangobae772

Geoffrey has upcoming shows in NY, NJ, Connecticut, Montreal, Ottawa, Hamilton, Toronto, Vegas, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Janesville, Cincinnati, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

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With Geoff traveling this week, you’re listening to the ‘Welcome to You’re Actually Kinda Smart Dude’ podcast with Tommy Bayer—ONE OF OUR BEST GUEST HOST EPISODES OF ALL TIME. 

Before he jets off to Europe for his non-existential-crisis trip, the GOATED Tommy swings by to ask Drago, “How are you doing?” 

Alex is moving into a new apartment and Tommy is jealous of all the POV content that will be coming Instagram’s way. Tommy believes he’s the easiest haircut in town. The boys agree women haven’t taken an L in four or five years. And, a special guest calls in to confirm that he showed up to a family’s thanksgiving having dated two of the three sisters.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. 

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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Portland, Bend, Canada, Vegas, NJ, NY, Connecticut and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Janesville, Cincinnati, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

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This week the boys sit down with our good friend, the very funny Jamie Wolf. Alex finally learns why Jewish people love bagels. Geoffrey showcases his most autistic talent. And Jamie discusses how he cock blocked himself with theology. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

Also Geoffrey and Alex are performing together in Madison (11/3 - 11/5) and Minneapolis (11/18 - 11/19) - grab your tickets here before they sell out.

As always, please like and subscribe. New episodes every Monday. Comment any and all thoughts. 

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This week the boys welcome the King of Louisiana, Sean Patton, one of the best comedians around. Sean gives our cooking deficient boys culinary lessons and tells all about surviving Hurrican Katrina. Sean is a wonderful storyteller and enthralls the boys with tales of dropping out of high school and growing up in the bayou. A great episode.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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This week the boys were forced to do the unthinkable - record a podcast from their Holiday Inn suite in beautiful Bakersfield, California.

This week we explore the highs and the lows of traveling this failing nation to do stand-up comedy. Mostly the lows.

And in the Patreon we review Matt Rife's embarrassing new Netflix special and Geoffrey talks about attending the Good Burger 2 movie premiere.

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The boys are back in a big way. Finally. The masses have been salivating for content and here it is. Straight from Geoffrey's beautiful and spacious Brooklyn apartment. The old studio shut down and the boys were forced to pivot. But we thrive in the adversity. We shine when our backs are against the wall. Who is writing this? Why is it so bizarrely written? I guess that's just 2024 man.

Geoffrey gets high and forgets what year it is, the boys lambast comics who raise money for the IDF and Alex might have been meaner than Geoffrye for once.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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And maybe we can crawl out of the $20,000 debt we have from this podcast. We love you!

This week the boys welcome the star of FOX’s new comedy series Animal Control, Michael Rowland.

Mike tells the boys all about filming in Vancouver and how good the food in Hollywood is. Alex reminisces about the bizarre film he made in college and Geoffrey explains his most bizarre show promo ever.

And you guessed it, Alex makes the boys look up pictures of an early 2000's white woman. Some traditions simply refuse to die.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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This past weekend Alex went to the ER so this episode is mostly about his wild trip to the Bushwick ER on Super Bowl Sunday. Unfortunately Alex survived and is perfectly healthy, but the medical bills are piling up. More than ever need you to join the Patreon!

Besides Alex's narrow escape from the clutches of death Geoffrey talks about his almost as wild weekend in Fargo and the boys learn why boats float.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

This week on the podcast Geoffrey is in Vail, Colorado and Alex is in Chicago so they are forced to do a dreaded Zoom pod. One day we will pay for Zoom Premium so we can go longer than 40 minutes. Please join the Patreon.

Alex talks about “bonding” with his dad after a recent stroke and Geoffrey finally gets Alex to nail down a date for the big 1 v 1 basketball game. Will Geoffrey score even one point in the big game? Only time will tell.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

Ladies and gentlemen, Geoff is back (and rockin’ a sweet beard). Alex kicks things off, flexing his brain muscles by referencing some Nicomachean Ethics. Geoff helps Drago by swiping through his Hinge to find him the right match in the area. And, Alex shares quite possibly the most riveting 12-minute tale about leaving a door open, proving he’s the most anxious man in America.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Ontario, Toronto, Vegas, Minneapolis, Seattle, NJ, Tulsa, more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

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The boys come back from a show at Uncle Vinny’s in Point Pleasant, NJ, where Drago’s anxiety made him leave for the train station early in Geoff’s set. All in all, great crowd, great show, thanks for coming out to support! 

In the heat of the Olympics, Drago shares his thoughts on the hottest sports. Geoff vouches (and provides financial support) for Wikipedia, despite bringing news from Bummer.com. The boys also discuss the super volcano in Yellowstone.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Saranac Lake, NY; Tulsa, AZ; Wichita, KS;  New York, NY; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Columbus, Nashville, Fort Collins, Fargo, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Alex regales Geoffrey with his adventures in Boston over the weekend and forgets the word for 'ocean.' And Geoffrey helps Alex pick between his two recent dates because Alex's dating choices can no longer be trusted.

Geoffrey went to a Grateful Dead concert and won't shut up about it and his undying love for John Mayer. The boys finally go after body positivity and Geoffrey shares his thoughts about love and whether its worth it after all.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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This week the boys finally answer the question an entire nation of girls begged for - what is their sign? Alex gets weirdly into the astrology portion and Geoffrey shows nothing but disdain, which is a good take that will stand the test of time.

Also Alex reveals a truly disgusting and vile act he committed during coitus recently. Geoffrey attempts to explain Plato and completely butchers it, which will give him hives for years to come. Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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The boys reminisce about their recent shows together in Wisconsin. Geoffrey castigates Alex for his many neurotic foibles while Alex still thinks Geoffrey is a penny-pincher. Alex struggles to remember what happened in Romeo and Juliet and the boys finally settle the age-old debate: Is Madagascar 2 a funny movie?

The boys dealt with drunk Wisconsin folk all weekend and they have a few stories to tell. Alex tries yet again to call Geoffrey fat and it backfires as usual.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

As always, please like and subscribe. New episodes every Monday. Let us know any thoughts you have. About anything at all. Please. We beg of you. Follow on Instagram at @youreanidiotpod, @alexdrags and @geoffreyatm

It finally happened, gang. The boys are not together this week. Geoff has to prep for his European tour so he couldn't join us. But fear not, we’ve got the incredible Tommy Bayer of twitter fame to fill in. Tommy is a hilarious comic and we’ve got a banger of an episode for ya. We talk communism, meeting women on twitter, how vain NYC comedy can be, Ramadan, and Alex’s serbian uncles.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast

This week the boys welcome on Usama Siddiquee, a great comedian who has been featured on America's Got Talent. Usama and Alex bond over the years of sibling abuse they experienced with their older brothers. And for once Geoffrey feels left out of the conversation.

Usama also details how difficult it is to date as a Muslim man who dares to eat pork. And Geoffrey finally tells the story of Elevator-gate, which will make his parents very, very unhappy. Honestly this might be our best episode yet.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

Thanks for listening idiots.

This week the boys sit down with 22 year old Twitter icon John Kennedy, a native of frigid Fargo, North Dakota. The boys learn what Gen Z is into and Alex doesn't understand John's youthful ironic humor.

John tells one of our favorite comedy road stories and discusses growing up in a virulently anti-drug household.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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This weekend the boys chat with Nate Fisher, Alex's good college buddy from sketch comedy during his halcyon days at Boston College. The boys reminisce on what a nightmare Alex was in college. Nate becomes the first guest to know more about history than Geoffrey. And that is something that will never happen again.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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In this episode Alex finally learns what LGBTQIA stands for and, even more shockingly, finally discovers that Ireland is a divided nation. Its shocking what you don't learn as a Division 1 NCAA basketball player. Notre Dame should be fined for their academic negligence.

Geoffrey of course does nothing wrong because he writes these blurbs and as we know, history is written by the victors.

As always we remain the only funny podcast. 

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We got the great Tim Smith in the building! This week we critique a listeners hinge profile; discuss the art of thirst traps; late people; cheap people; the insta algorithm; and growing alone

through it all we remain the only funny podcast 

This week Alex teaches Geoffrey all he knows about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Geoffrey nods politely and just listens for once. Next week we interview the FBI agent who took out the good doctor.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. 

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This week Geoffrey returns from a week in the woods in Michigan. Alex suddenly has beef with every comedian. Geoffrey loses his cool onstage to a gaggle of white women hecklers. The boys critique eachother's stand-up and Alex finds out why he doesn't go viral as much as he should.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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This week I finally allowed Drago to invite a blonde onto the podcast. I was worried he wouldn't behave himself but he performed admirably and respectfully so I think I'll allow it again.

This week we invited Elle Orlando, another great Chicago native comedian into the snake pit. Alex berates Geoffrey for eating pizza before the podcast, was he wrong to do so? (Yes, yes he was).

Geoffrey talks about walking a MAGA handicap man at his show in Savannah and the pod thrives for the one minute that Geoffrey doesn't talk and lets Alex go full Larry King Mode. 

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

This week the boys welcome Comedy Cellar regular and Detroit native Tre Stewart onto the podcast. Alex reveals his completely unsurprising lifelong love of Jessica Simpson.

The boys decide that not everyone should be allowed to wear whatever they want in public. Tre talks about how he deals with racist audience members at rural shows.

And most importantly of all, Tre breaks our 72 episode streak. Looks like we won't be having the 100th episode spectacular in Little Rock this year after all folks. Let the countdown begin anew.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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This week Alex goes down memory lane as the boys watch clips of Alex's glory days as a Division I basketball player at Notre Dame. Alex is emotionally unaffected and doesn't at all regret ditching a fast-track to the NBA for a podcast chair with his dear pal Geoffrey...

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This week in pod history Alex receives his first homosexual DM - certainly won't be his last because he is a bisexual man. The boys talk about how their parents made them the emotionally damaged, depressed individuals they are today. Alex has his first good cry in a long time. And Geoffrey argues people should be allowed to eat on public transit. Shockingly, Alex disagrees.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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When we reach 200 patrons Alex will dress up in drag in New York City. At 175 right now.

This week the boys welcome on fellow Chicago legend Alex Kumin, a veteran comedian and incredible voiceover actress. Drago reveals his bizarre first ejaculation and his lack of culinary understanding. Geoffrey tries to steer the conversation away from Israel/Palestine, but Drago somehow brings it up. Alex talks about her experience getting passed at the Comedy Cellar and these midwesterners bond over Chicago.

100 incredible episodes in. 100s more to come. Thanks for listening.

This week the boys have on their first repeat guest - Wild N' Out's Maddy Smith. Right before the episode Alex smartly betrayed one of Maddy's secrets to Geoffrey and it made for perhaps our most awkward and explosive episode yet.

Poor poor Alex. Maybe one day he will learn how to treat women right.

Through it all though the boys remain the only funny podcast.

Catch Maddy Smith on most episodes of Wild N' Out on MTV and touring all over the country this year - https://maddysmithcomedy.com/tour-2/

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The boys are back in a new studio. Alex begins by sharing a hall-of-fame-worthy story about his date with someone who thinks Geoff is anti-Semitic. We’re taking bets on the NBA playoffs, talking about Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and creating the Cancel Everyone Music Festival.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Columbus, Houston, Portland, Bend, up in Canada, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

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It's womens month every month on the pod. Geoff is still out of town and on the road, but the pod must go on.

We got Lili Michelle, a fantastic comic who tours with Shane Gillis. Lili is about to leave NYC for Austin so we had her on to wax poetic about her 11 years in NYC. We also answered listener questions, got deep into psychology, and tried to figure out why Drago dates only blondes.

It's another great Ep. Thanks for tuning in!

The time has come folks. You begged for it and we delivered. Two straight white men spent an entire hour discussing Israel and Palestine. Alex shows an unsurprising lack of knowledge on the situation and Geoffrey is hard the entire episode - he's been waiting for this discussion his entire life.

Along the way Geoffrey teaches Alex about atrocity propaganda, the boys learn about 'The Troubles' in Ireland and we largely keep it more silly than serious.

Also Geoffrey relates his latest travel disaster. Alex reveals how often he has been the side 'chick', schools Geoffrey on first date etiquette and finally admits to cheating in school.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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This week the boys reunite after three tear-filled weeks apart. Geoffrey returns from his tour of B-level cities around America and Alex talks about his recent terrible dates. Life is back to normal.

And in the shocker of the century Alex is sick again, but does not blame his illness on the booster. Geoffrey asks Alex about the periodic table of elements and learns Alex knows almost nothing about the fundamental building blocks of our universe. A bone-chilling indictment of our nation's public school system.

Even after weeks apart we remain the only funny podcast. Thanks for sticking around folks.

This week, in an unimaginable twist, Alex spends 7 minutes dissecting the personalities of every Sex and the City character. The boys also discuss the craziest places they’ve had sex and attempt to make the 35W bridge collapse funny.

Alex also struggles to remember why we celebrate Thanksgiving and Geoffrey won’t stop talking about January 6th. Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

Geoffrey has upcoming shows in San Antonio, Austin, Baltimore, Minneapolis, Indianapolis and Houston. You can buy tickets here or sign up for his mailing list - https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

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This week the boys celebrate Halloween. Drago dresses in a dashiki and does his best Louis Farrakhan while Geoffrey dresses like a blonde Alex would try to bring home. What's spooooookier than cultural appropriation really?

Alex shows he didn't quite absorb last week's lesson on Israel/Palestine and has a terrible date with an Aussie.

Geoffrey also makes a few wildly questionable claims that I would love for you all to fact check. His ego simply must be stopped.

Also the boys are now sponsored by Beatbox Beverages. Go buy them so Geoffrey can afford to get his moles removed.

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Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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This week the boys chat with Gianmarco Soresi, an incredibly talented and prolific NYC comedian. Gianmarco explains what its like growing up as a theater kid versus Alex's jock lifestyle. Geoffrey opines his continual problems with premature ejaculation. And Alex tells us the odd way he prepares for first dates.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

Follow Gianmarco on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gianmarcosoresi/ - and check out his great podcast The Downside here - https://www.youtube.com/@GianmarcoSoresi 

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This week the boys have on Ashley Hamilton, co-host of the wildly popular Celebrity Book Memoir podcast. Alex actually prepared for the interview this week so he leads the episode, for better or for worse. Ashley and Alex reminisce on growing up in the same dismal Chicago suburb and generally leave Geoffrey to his own devices.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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This week the boys welcome Lucas Zelnick, the hero of TikTok.

Lucas talks about growing up rich and bombing in front of Martha Stewart. Alex dates a girl who doesn’t believe he does stand-up and he got a finger up his butt recently.

Also no one knows why Martin Luther King Day is in January. A new low for the white man.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

This week the boys welcome back their beautiful and horny friend John Gasper from the comfy confines of the Zanies green room in Chicago. Alex and Geoffrey discuss the horrifying show they had on Monday where a woman heckled Geoffrey in a way he won't soon forget.

John dispenses marital knowledge on our unmarried hosts. And the boys try to convince Drago to try Lexapro. Please Alex. Please think of how much it would help Geoffrey. Stop being selfish. Get on meds man.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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This week the boys hunker down in Chicago and record an episode in the Zanies green room. Alex is sending nudes left and right. Geoffrey is still a wee wittle sick. And the boys are at each others throats about where to go on a vacation.

Will Geoffrey be sick forever? Alex sure hopes so. Its is divine judgement upon his filthy pillow habits.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

This week the boys welcome on Orlando’s finest, Christophe Jean. Alex discusses the sordid tales of Notre Dame orgies and shockingly fails to explain French colonialism. 

And Alex goes in depth on his recent friend breakup.

Christophe goes into his acid-fueled high school career and Geoffrey shows he knows nothing about Yacht Rock.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

Two-time cancer survivor, old friend of Drago’s, and creator of one of the funniest comedy hours you’ll ever see, The One Ball Show, Terence Hartnett joins the pod.

With Geoff on the road, Drago goes deep, asking Terence about both his testicular and lung cancer, making sure not to skip over tough questions such as "what was your boner journey like?" Hear all about Terry’s story, including working with Lance Armstrong’s ball doctor and running a half marathon after having a lung removed.

Terence has a new hour coming out that he’ll be performing at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival called "1 One Lung Run." You can catch it before it heads across the pond at Caveat in NYC on July 27. Get your tickets now: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/1-lung-run-7-27-2024

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in NJ, Indianapolis, Tulsa, Spokane, Wichita, For Collins and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

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Geoff recaps two big recent life events: his sister’s wedding and seeing Dead & Company at the Sphere. He reviews his view of his performance as the officiant and how the people reacted.

Drago shares a story about going out in "Dime Village" and running into a girl he used to hook up with after texting her that he was staying in for the night. And, the boys discuss teleportation dissolvation and talk about the largest domestic plane crash in America. 

To all the mommas, poppas and pop lock and droppas, thank you for listening. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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This week the boys cheerily discuss the impending doom of an eccentric billionaire in his Titantic sub and Alex attempts to explain what Juneteenth is.

Alex also displays he is just as autistic as Geoffrey is when he misreads his relationship with a long-time female 'drinking buddy.' Geoffrey attempts to help Alex manage his finances. All in vain of course.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. 

We are nearing 200 Patrons and when we reach 200 Alex will dress up in drag in New York City.

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This week the boys discuss their recent weekend performing in a hotel conference room in Rutherford, New Jersey. Geoffrey reveals why he always drafts football players accused of se*ual assault in fantasy football. 

Alex quizzes Geoffrey on proper protocol on first dates. And Alex attempts to explain how World War I started. And Alex reveals how his inner Republican dad came out recently with a woman.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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This week the boys recorded a special podcast in the green room of Comedy on State in Madison, Wisconsin - the greatest comedy club in the world.

Alex and Geoffrey were joined by their dear friend John Gasper, a stalwart in the Chicago comedy scene, and a known fucker. Gasper attempts to teach Alex and Geoffrey (but mostly Geoffrey) anything at all about the art of lovemaking. But of course the boys refuse to listen (mostly Geoffrey). Gasper talks about the struggles of being married and horny and Alex proves he knows very little about basketball history. Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

Also Geoffrey and Alex are performing together in Minneapolis this weekend (11/18 - 11/19) - three of the four shows are sold out so buy tickets while you still can in their bios.

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This week Alex refuses to see Phish with Geoffrey at Madison Square Garden. One of Alex's old friends calls into the podcast and betrays him publicly. Geoffrey talks about his time in Montreal at the Just For Laughs festival and goes in on the French Canadian people.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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When we reach 200 patrons Alex will dress up in drag in New York City. At 177 right now.

This week the boys talk to Buffalo legend Luke Touma. Alex goes Larry King mode and grills Luke about starting comedy in Boston at 19 and Geoffrey tries to make the conversation about him.

We also discuss the plethora of hot and unfunny comics in comedy (if you think its you, it is!!) - just kidding we just wish we were hot. 

And through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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This week the boys sit down with Simeon Goodson, a Comedy Cellar regular and all-around class act. Simeon tells the boys all about living in China and doing comedy overseas. Our Midwest heroes also learn what growing up in Brooklyn was like in the 90s.

Geoffrey starts beef with a famous social media sensation. And Alex utterly fails a simply astronomy question.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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This week the boys are a little too horny in the first 10 min but we move on to the hard hitting stuff. Geoff goes to the west coast and complains about mall comedy clubs. Geoff quizzes Alex on “are you smarter than a 5th grader” Questions. Then Alex Quizzes Geoff on high school questions. THEN we answer some great listener questions

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast

The boys do shows in Dallas Texas - did Alex call a woman a b**** for no reason and make her cry? Did Geoffrey buy Alex a meal? Is Alex still on the right side of history?

The Patreon this week is our best episode yet. I strongly suggest you subscribe. Cannot reveal why yet publicly - https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot

(AUDIO EDITED) The kid is back folks! After a month off, Geoff graces us with his presence. We talk about his european tour, american food vs euro food, drago goes bar hopping by himself, gets into a fight with a friend on vacation, and has a weird experience with a comic in minneapolis.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast

This week Alex discovers that his ex "Squeeze" has moved to New York City. Perhaps she is following and pining after the Serbian warlord? Only time will tell. Also, in a historic moment, Geoffrey finally admits he made a mistake. Alex continues to be "sick" for the 10th straight month. Geoffrey deals with his first hecklers at the Comedy Cellar. And through it all. Against all the odds. The boys remain the only funny podcast.

Only 53 more episodes until the big 100th episode party in rural Arkansas.

Also Geoffrey and Alex are performing together in Madison, Wisconsin (11/3 - 11/5 at Comedy on State), NYC (11/10 at Sesh Comedy) and Minneapolis (11/18 - 11/19 at Sisyphus Brewery) - grab your tickets on their Instagrams before they sell out.

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Drago kicks off the pod with his take on the Algerian boxer, which, of course, leads to Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel being brought up. Geoff shares stories from the Ween concert in Missoula, MT, and declares Chappell Roan’s latest album the best pop album of the last 10 years.

A Patron submitted a question: If you had a million dollars and couldn’t spend it on yourself, what would you do? This incredible question quickly devolves into a conversation about how the boys would kill each other if they had the resources.

In the end, the boys speculate on how World War III will start.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Saranac Lake, NY; Tulsa, AZ; Wichita, KS;  New York, NY; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Columbus, Nashville, Fort Collins, Fargo, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

The boys drag out the whiteboard so Geoff can test Drago on his long division skills, and boy, do things get interesting. Meanwhile, Geoff scores an impressive 8.5 out of 10 on trivia questions provided by a Patron.

Before the episode, Alex catches up on the news, and Geoff gets to witness Drago's eyes being opened to the world. Drago also shares what his NBA agent friend told him about how much he could have made if he were in the college transfer portal today.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. 

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This week the fellas sit down with hilarious Comedian Mike Recine (Comedy Central, Conan) Mike describes what breastmilk tastes like and gives tips on how he finds time to masturbate as a new father.

The boys discuss a future with no women (not terrible) and teach Geoffrey about the joys of Medieval Times. Drago also tells a wild story of how the doctors thought his mom beat him up and Mike shares a classic comedy story about performing for a family birthday party.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast

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This week Alex makes a surprising leftist turn? The situation in Gaza is so dire that even Alex is start to ask some tough questions about US foreign policy. Alex might be dating a bisexual barista any day now. This is the closest Geoffrey will ever get to edging on the pod.

Also Alex leaves the podcast early to get dinner with his mommy and in the Patreon the boys discuss Geoffrey's changing opinions on Beatbox. Nuance! Change! We love change!

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Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

Geoff’s back after attending the Netflix Is A Joke Festival (and meeting with some Hollywood execs), and Drago teaches him something! You’ve got to listen to learn about the college athlete loophole from Alex's school days. And, we hear exactly what crimes the boys would commit if they knew they could get away with it.

This week on the Patreon, we’ve got some spicy, spicy content. In Biden’s America, it’s the best deal on the market.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in NY, NJ, Connecticut, Montreal, Ottawa, Hamilton, Toronto, Vegas, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

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This week the boys welcome on the King of Indiana, Tom Thakkar, the funniest half-Indian man in comedy. One of the funniest in the business - go watch his new special Thakkar Noir - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJaTh-XJEBw 

Tom talks about working with Geoffrey 8 years ago when he was still named Tom Brady, touring in the Midwest and Alex discusses yet another date. Will this man ever find love?

Tom spurns the boys and leaves 40 minutes into the podcast to attend a “baseball game.” He will never be allowed back.

But the boys soldier on and remain the only funny podcast.

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Sketch comic, social media extraordinaire, and solid 7.2 Dan Carney steps up as guest host and shares what it's like to be in an acting class with the woman who made the viral “I’m looking for a man in finance” song. Drago and Dan dive into Dan’s problems with authority and share their takes on Ozempic. Together, they tackle your Patreon questions, including whether or not you should tell your buddy that you didn’t like his ex after the breakup.

Check out Dan’s hilarious sketches on the ‘gram: https://www.instagram.com/danmancarney/?hl=en 

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Seattle, NJ, Indianapolis, Tulsa, Spokane, For Collins and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

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Drago, after getting consent from Geoff and Connor, enters the pod despite testing positive for COVID. He shares his experiences of making content while having the virus both now and in the past.

Geoff answers Alex’s trivia question while quite baked, then flips the tables to quiz Alex about Jesus’s death. The boys debate which medieval method of execution would be best, and Geoff reveals that he knows who gave his grandparents COVID.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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Geoffrey has upcoming shows in New York, NY; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Sioux Falls, SD; a number of cities in Canada, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11

Alex has upcoming shows in Nashville, TN; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Cheshire, CT; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Alex struggles with more medical issues, this time gastrointestinal. Geoffrey challenges Alex to one on one basketball for the 100th time, and Alex dodges the challenge for the 100th straight time. Alex also solves the JFK assassination with his razor sharp intellect. The boys remain the only funny podcast.

Thank you for listening idiots. New episodes every Monday. Like and subscribe. Comment any and all thoughts. Follow on Instagram at @youreanidiotpod, @alexdrags and @geoffreyatm

With the summer heat here in spring, Drago comes in hot, sharing a classic tale from a recent Don’t Tell show in Connecticut. With the AC unit breaking hours before the event, the sweltering temperatures made Drago sulk as bad as ever before stepping on stage. The hilarious Bobby Condon calls in to confirm the tale and just how bad Alex’s temperament got.

Geoff is preparing to officiate his sister’s wedding and shares how he works out his abs and back. The boys argue about airtime, and Geoff answers your Patreon question about how he got his Reddit name.

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. 

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Coming in high, the boys talk about some wild tales from recent trips on the road. They also share stories about getting confronted by the boyfriends of women they’re flirting with. 

Alex buries the lead on hanging with a woman from TikTok. And, is it possible that Jalen Brunson knows Drago??

Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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This week the boys got existential and discuss how they would react to each other dying. Spoiler alert - neither of them handle the situation with empathy. Also the boys make their Super Bowl picks, so make sure to bet the entire second mortgage on what they have to say.

As always they remain the only funny podcast. Why are these written in third person? Who knows!