Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura (YMH Studios)

Burps? Yup. Face farts? Uh-huh. Jizz into a cup and then sip your own? You know where you are.  It's another episode of the award-winning, life-altering, always enlightening YMH.  More evidence that not only is Christine a snitch, she's a hypocrite too! Plus SNL alum Finesse Mitchell stops by to talk some ish and promote his new special, The Spirit Told Me To Tell You, coming to Showtime October 19. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YOOOOOOOOOOOshi! Oh my goodness. He's back - the most downloaded man in YMH history was the step mom in Seattle when Tina couldn't make it. Sadly, the audio isn't great. BLUEBAN'S fault. But it's still worth a listen - why? Well, it's Yoshi. There's no description that does it justice. He covers all his hits: AIDS, assault, murder, kidnapping, racism and more! You ain't ready. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YMH LIVE IS BACK! Friday, April 2nd at 6pm PT/9pm ET! Get your tickets now at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Go to https://stamps.com/ click on the Microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Go to https://Brooklinen.com and use code HOUSE for $25 with a minimum purchase of $100 - Head over to https://Revtown.com/YMH to upgrade your denim game today! - Go to https://squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Yourmom" for 15% off - Go to https://brightcellars.com/YMH for 50% off your first 6 bottle order. - Go to https://BlueChew.com and get your first order free with code YMH. Just pay $5 shipping. HIGH AND TIGHT!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the cool videos Tom surprises Nadav with, their upcoming move to Austin, Texas, the various weird and annoying neighbors they've had over the years, and their son's playdate with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's son. They watch this week's BTA submissions, a super cool white dude's song, some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, some new pup play, and a Fedsmoker video from the vault. Of course, we also watch Christina's TikTok curations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can someone fit their D**K AND Balls into a woman at once? It's something we explore at length in this very special Friday release episode. If you haven't yet figured it out this episode is very much NSFW or for those of you that listen on speakers in public places - this audio will definitely lead to you getting fired or losing friends/family. If every one knows that you're bald then when you wear a wig we all know that's not your hair, Jason Alexander. Pretty girls will always be annoying if you allow them to be. When you ignore the stupidity that oozes out of their mouths you're helping them become more interesting. This is the secret to life.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

KaBOOM! It's Friday which means more jeans. We recap the latest episode of Gigolo's because Brace puts on a performance of a lifetime. So many amazing Bracisms, hope you can handle it. Which Gigolo would Christina hire??? Secrets revealed! THEN, it's the return of Top Dog! This is a call unlike many others - less brown, more bush! You will feel so much closer to Top Dog after this one. Also, did you know 7-11 has great coffee too!?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This show was like WHOA! The first ever LIVE Momcast could not have been more fun. 3 Amazing guests and a lot of laughs. Tommy and Tina cover it all with brown talk, orgasms, Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut, Would You Rather, Arab or Jew, another football coach monologue, Dick Detectives, and hilarious stories from Ari Shaffir, Matt Braunger, and Bert Kreischer. More live shows to come! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? Hopefully, having Tommy and Tina in your life is at the top! If not, we hope you have a horrible holiday season. If your idea of celebrating thanksgiving is talking about suicide and death and how life will leave you any moment then this is the episode for you. Bryan Erwin is an old friend who should have been on the show AGES ago and now he's finally here. He's a comic and a dad and a husband and a felon. Just kidding - he really isn't much of a husband! HAHAHAHAHA. Bryan is simply the best. We talk about parenting and how you talk to your son about other stupid kids who try to ruin your kids life with regards to Santa and of course, sex. When our heroes begin doing bad commercials is when we know we are going to die soon. It isn't GREAZY. It's just life. Best of all, we get to introduce our buddy Bryan to some YMH classics! You'll see, mommy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. TOM’S COMING EVERYWHERE!! Well, not quite everywhere… This week, Tom reveals where he has come, the Main Mommies debate whether you should sleep with an eye mask, they get an update from Erie weatherman David Wolter, discuss a super cool “Would You Rather” question, and get a final verdict on Burpgate from the expert himself: Dr. Drew. Tony Hawk and Jason Ellis are pro-skateboarders and hosts of the “Hawk vs. Wolf” podcast. They join Tim and Crystal to discuss their worst skateboarding injuries, Tony’s first ever 900, Tom’s surfing skills, terrible tattoos, their craziest sex stories, Ellismania, and they watch some “Horrible or Hilarious” videos. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you're a big dog how about you play with dogs your size, you stupid, selfish inconsiderate C**T. But if you're a dog you might not know where you are playing because DO DOGS EVEN HAVE BRAINS?!? We investigate. Loud, gay sex sounds and terrifying and hilarious. Since we didn't get you the SF Bonus ep, we give it to you here! Groan more! A big, BURNING Dental Update will have you smiling wide and this time we get TOP DOG and CHARO on ONE call. Can you believe your wiping luck? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s a brand new episode and we’re all basking in the NRE this morning. Don’t you just love when your husband gets a new girlfriend? Tom just got back from his trip in Australia and New Zealand. He had a celebrity sighting of Hannah Gadsby (Nanette) while staying in Perth. Since he’s been home, however, he has been on Full Brown Alert. New FedSmoker merch means new FedSmoker videos and today he is doing his civic duty and addressing the city council, will they get BR stamps? Christina saw a pair of boat shoes in the wild and she completely hated it. Josh Potter was slightly injured lately and have you seen the Aaron Hernandez documentary? Also, Tom and Christina describe what it was like to hear the news about Kobe Bryant's untimely passing. Plus, a Tony Johns update. Take your Uvers, we up outta here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why do porn girls talk like that? Like OH MY GAWWWD? We consider this earth shattering truth. How many is too many? How many can you handle? Tommy announces his all NEW football podcast is finally UP! Charge It To The Game is available NOW on iTunes, Stitcher, and it the Charge it Web Page - you know what I'm sayin? Jeans is feeling better. Mostly because she's now very into narcotics. We delve into Real Talk and break down what the man with 132 lb scrotum is all about - all kinds of nuts. Tommy talks about his Vegas weekend - big ballin, ya'll. We share your trucker stories and more! New Fall line jeans are coming out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You, the little Mommy, asked. We, The MAIN MOMMY'S, answered and Ms Pat is here! Ms Pat is one of a kind and we LOVE her. While she's lived the kind of life that would make a lot of us bitter, Ms Pat is the opposite. She engaging, full of life and absolutely hilarious.  We get the inside scoop on what has made Ms Pat so funny and such a saavy hustler. Just listen and you'll be saying "I'm a ol' drug dealer" in no time.  Epic stories, DMX audio and a Tom OR Black for the ages. Who wins this one?!? Pull your jeans up and listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pull your jeans up, it's another episode of Your Mom's House! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P sit down with Formula One driver Daniel Ricciardo to discuss how drivers stay in shape, racing around the world, circuit preferences, what it feels like to drive F1, and what to do if you have to brown while you're racing.    Kevin Nealon joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new book of caricatures "I Exaggerate: My Brushes with Fame," how Kevin would draw Tom, his memories with Garry Shandling, Tom Petty, and Robin Williams, plastic surgery, and much more! Todd and Christine show Kevin the video of the homeless Aussie encounter on the bus, our cool guy looking for love on TikTok, and a girl with hairy armpits looking for someone to "explore the wilderness."   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Keep em high and tight, it's another fresh episode of #YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! Tom is now very famous and hangs out with other very famous people like Brad Pitt. We take a look at what Glendale Gary has to offer, a cooler older guy, and the main mommies review the documentaries "The Rescue" about the Thai soccer team that got lost in the caves and "The Tinder Swindler" about a con artist. Christina gets some nice Valentines Day messages and we take a look and Chris Larson's February post! Also, Enny think hot sauce is the best! We watch a juicy confrontation at a McDonalds drive thru and we debate the pronunciation on the word "Crayon." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's HERE! We made it all the way to Episode 100! What better way to celebrate than with the little man who started it all with us, our son, Redban. This episode is so much mommy it's completely made of denim! As as treat to you, the little mommy, we have special appearances from OMG Seriouslahhhhh Maria, Top Dog, and Gigolo Brace! Plus SOOOOO much more! Your Mommies Love You! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Go watch Ryan Sickler's special "Lefty's Son" on YouTube RIGHT now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXGHgyr2MNA SPONSORS: - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Pull those jeans all the way over your head, because Tom Segura is coming everywhere and it might get on you. We check in on Unk Shine, follow up on coming with your dad, Lady Gaga and watch another batch of "Barista, I Love You" videos. We then welcome podcaster, standup comedian and oldschool YMH favorite, Ryan Sickler! He tells us about his recent medical flare up, we introduce him to Blind Bob, we have some brown talk, and take a look at a WILD batch of horrible or hilarious clips. Ryan Sickler brings a wash cloth to the table, we watch a WILD Chiro video, we follow up on the TikTok with the cool nose ring, review more tramp stamps, and Christina’s TikTok curations. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jada Pinkett Smith's body is just like Antartica and Iraq and Cleveland - it's really something! Is Christina loyal? Seems like she might be the type to turn Tommy in just for a simple murder charge. The great and hilarious Doug Mellard joins us in studio. His new album, Fart Safari 2: Fart Harder is not only the greatest title ever, it's also hilarious.  We discuss Doug's awful tattoos, the first time Tom met him (after being attacked), emails from listeners and much more. Pull em up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Yes and no. We both do and do not know what you're saying in this, the ultimate You Know What I'm Sayin sound off. We provide insight into every race and culture's attempt to say what they're saying. Do you know what each of them mean? Perhaps Tom should add to his "Black vault" of voices as he nails the homeless, nude gay man getting penetrated in the streets. Don't disrespect judges, know what we're all sayin? Lots of music in this one plus some choice Would You Rather's. Give your mother a hug! J-J-J-Jeans Unit! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re still reeling at the loss of Fedsmoker but we continue to feather it in his honor. Christina P is sick so The Roach, Josh Potter is in on the couch. Did you know sparkling water is for rich people and still water is for losers? Plus we try to figure out what someone is saying and we watch some people get way too chill with lions. Tom Papa is a stand-up comedian who’s new NETFLIX special “You’re Doing Great” is available right now. Christina is sick, but the two Tom’s are into it so they can have MAN talk. Tom and Tom discuss the pros and cons of being recognized and how it really doesn’t matter when it comes to air travel. Is reclining allowed?? Plus, the two discuss the importance of having a hobby as Tom Papa has gotten really into making bread. Kreayshawn is a singer, rapper and creative director and one of Christina P’s all time favorite. Christina gets to ask Kreayshawn all the questions she’s been dying to ask, plus we get Kreayshawn's opinion on a litany of cool guys and we see which is her favorite. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So many treats in this one.  Man Frandisco is no joke. We gots stuff on fleek, dirty shares, porn stories, racist neighbors and brows that will be there a LONG TIME (not so much on Fleek, boo).    Get at me.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tommy and Tina went on a pegging adventure. Please take a look. Also, note that pegging doesn't involve another dude (BERT). You want to hear/see something gross? You KNOW we've got you covered. There's a young dude who likes grandma's GROSSSSS.  Plus there's a girl who is in to tasting the uh, splooge, of dudes from different ethnicities. GROSSSSSSER. Tina tries to trick Tom into playing incriminating clips of verbal "slip ups." Will it backfire on Tina? Probably.  And a NEW Gnawm Sayin King is proud to take his throne. Smell us? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome! Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Los Angeles and reminisce about past studio sets and deals that never happened. We watch a cool guy at a gas station who's looking for girls, Senator Josh Hawley's confrontation during a reproductive rights hearing, and Garth crying over loving his fans... Is G an R? Then we welcome comedian and podcaster, Andrew Schulz! Go to https://theandrewschulz.com/ to check out his brand new special! Andrew and the mommies talk about YouTube VS Netflix specials, Andrew's recipe for conquering the internet, and Andrew "Cobra" Tate. We talk about what made Andrew self release his comedy special, Ted Bundy, Garth Brooks, and the triumphant return of the popular YMH game: Tom or Black! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, the mommies find a VERY talented grandmother who works for a a certain kind of phone line, they welcome back one of the strongest performers in the adult industry, watch the trailer for Steven Seagal's new action movie where he doesn't move a lot, and much much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you don't have teeth, why don't you sing a song? ALL black people can sing...is something a lot of white people believe. We're a couple of only a few who know this is a great mystery. After this episode you will also know the truth. We give you a FULL REPORT on how the THEO fundraiser was an overwhelming success. We are forever grateful to our friends, fans, Theo, and jeans. Memorable dumps are just that - great memories. We recap some of our fondest brown moments. REAL TALK - Gigolos is back!!! That's right, welcome BACK to Braceland! We have clips of the show and of Nick's NEW Sh***y song! Sex sounds! Fill Her Up and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listen, Mommies. It will be tough to top last weeks monumental achievement in podcasting, but we are going to "Try It Out." This week we meet a man who Duncan Trussell exposed Dr. Drew to recently. He's definitely a Cool Guy. Tom celebrated his 40th birthday, what did Christina get him?? A chain or a private jet?? Doug Mellard got ALL of us the gift of a weird Happy Birthday serenade. Christina had a shower revelation that even bewilders the Cockroach himself. Since we had Robert Paul Champagne on the Podcast he has been live streaming quite a bit. We review some of his recent posts and then give him another call. That's right, Robert Paul Champagne is BACK!  Also, the legendary Dane Cook is on the couch ready to "Try It Out." Dane and the Mommies reminisce about old times at Dublin's in Hollywood and Dane goes through the roller coaster that he experienced while reaching heights of fame few ever get to know. He goes in depth about his brother stealing from him and his reasoning for improvising his special that was taped in Madison Square Garden "Rough Around The Edges." Also, Dane experiences a member of "The Cool Girl Club" and "Horrible or Hilarious." Next in the Mommydome is comedian Ryan Stout. Ryan can't smell anything, he literally has no sense of smell. The Mommies ask Ryan all the important questions involved with not being able to smell a fart or otherwise. Ryan brings up the "Maplethorpe Exhibit" and if you know what that is, you know what that is... Plus Mommy Tina thinks airpods looks like something coming out of your ears. Do you know what she thinks it looks like??? Don't forget to get Ryan's new album, Man in the Suit. NOTE: Every guest of YOUR MOM'S HOUSE Podcast is INVITATION ONLY. No guest is welcome with out a formal invitation from The Mommies. Dane Cook, Ryan Stout and Robert Paul Champagne have all been certified, invited guests. Thank you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW! Poetry comes in so many different forms. BAM BAM BAM BAM. See? That was some good stuff right there too. Your Mom's House is FULLY CHARGED once again with Zen like comedy guru and all around denim approved guy, Matt Fulchiron. We cover lyricists and those who aren't as good, being an a**hole to land a woman, pregnancy scares when you're dating are even SCARIER! A VERY uncomfortable D**K Detectives - we get to the bottom of this mystery! Sharing a condo is a nightmare, Charles Ramsey and more!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Blue jeans, Blue jeans, oh where are thou Blue jeans? If you liked the first bonus ep we released get ready to lose your mind with the second one. Christina's dad came into our studio for nearly 2 hours and dropped so much science we both have degrees. It's heartwarming, hilarious and incredible insight into what made Tina mommy who she is today (she's like a dog - you'll see). Plus we visit the new Weiner scandal and read some of his hysterical (creepy) texts and NEW Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut and for the first time ever we take YOUR calls. Sorry for the call waiting beeps. We're figuring it out, but we loved hearing your love issues. We love her! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Bartnick is a man. The kind of man the you can easily imagine having his way with you. He is large and powerful and most likely stronger than you and capable of forcing you to do what he wants you to. Sorry if now you think Joe Bartnick is going to make you blow him. Joe is also a hilarious comic and a kind soul. Joe is a comics comic that loves to shoot the shit and talk shop which is exactly what we do with him. Bartnick has written for the roasts and tours with Lisa Lampanelli. We talk about fighting, teeth, touring and jail. Bartnick also has a new album out, Salute! -Available on iTunes and CDbaby. Joe confesses that he won't wear mommy jeans but he does own a nice pair of "Dad shoes." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Following Passover and Easter, The Mommies bring us the MOST holy day ever... Today we speak to the "Try It Out" guy, Robert! But before that we learn about Tom and Christina's first date when the Mommies ponder what dating would be like now. There is a Men's Hugging Group, which seems to be strictly social by nature!! Who on the YMH staff has the longest body hair?? We find out and award Zim with a Perfect Package from MANSCAPED.   FINALLY.... ITS HAPPENING. The "Try It Out" guy is on the phone with Tom and Christina! We learn the answers to all of the questions we've always been wondering about and then some. We're home here now!   Last, but certainly not least, from KIDS IN THE HALL it's Scott Thompson! Tom has had some of his dream guests on and now it's Christina's turn to fan-girl! Scott tells the mommies how he has PTSD from the AIDS epidemic in the 80's and discusses all the nitty gritty involved in his world at that time. Scott opens our eyes to a side of gay culture that we rarely think about. We also hear about Scott's K.I.T.H character Buddy Cole as well as another of Christina's favorites, and his future.   This episode was hardcore fun and we know you mommies will love it just as much as we did! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When you can't write a song, just sing what you're actually seeing or holding the moment that you open your mouth. That way you can belt out a total piece of trash, just like you were meant to. Turn up the volume! Listen to us talk about stuff and play audio clips! See? Plus Tommy met Mike Tyson. What? Yup. And it's a pretty crazy story. Turns out the former champ is a big fan of streaming content.  Do Cargo shorts make that bulge even BIGGER? The mommy's debate and invite you to weigh in with your d**k knowledge. Give us your best shot, little jeans. And OMG Maria is FIRED UP. Was it service? Yes. Was it Starbucks? No. Is a race/ethnicity mentioned? You bet! Pull em up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Get $225 of your order at saatva.com/theshit - Go to GetQuip.com/MOM right now and you’ll get your first refill FREE. - Get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment. Just go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM. - Get the most out of your streaming services today at ExpressVPN.com/yourmom. If you use my link, you’ll get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free. Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing all the San Fernando Valley has to offer, and a particular cool gal they saw at the stoplight on their way to the studio. This prompts a conversation about why crazy chicks are good in bed. Jean and Jean then give an update on the status of their bike repair, before calling Alister Thorn aka Fedsmoker's nemesis to discuss the late great Conald Petersen. Tom also describes how much fun he's been having sharing the Ed Asner cool guy video with unsuspecting friends. Todd and Christine watch videos of a Karen yelling at CVS, a cool guy eating a wasp's nest, a Nazi gubernatorial candidate, a vagina slingshot, and a dude smoking his own dandruff. Johnny Pemberton is an actor, comedian, and host of the Live to Tape podcast. He joins Tom and Christina to discuss deadly spiders, math class, terrible Christmas movies, and airplane browns. He watches a cool girl's fart tutorial, an update from Tony Johns, a Horrible or Hilarious of an accidental gunshot, and a hefty dose of Christina's TikToks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We had a construction team lay a new foundation in our studio so that our latest guest could be dropped in via crane. Bert KKKreischer, the notable, shirtless comedian and podcaster stops by with PLENTY of drinks for a sizeable party (but it's just him drinking).  Lets be clear about something, BERT is NOT a NAZI. That doesn't stop us from having a blast with our dear friend. Every time Bert stops by we make memories that will last a lifetime.  Be sure to watch Bert's specials, Secret Time and now The Machine both available on NETFLIX.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh my my, what a treat do we have for you. Fantastic, funny, a true delight - Mrs. Catherine Reitman joins us in the Mommy Dome. An old comrade of Tom's, Catherine fits right in like she's been in 1000 times. We get into Downton Abbey and oh heavens my is it simply delightful to converse with someone who appreciates all of Mr. Fellowes work. We discuss mommyhood (real), conflict, childhood, passive aggressive/sarcastic parents - yeah, real interesting, kid. Catherine shares what it's like to grow up in a wildly succesful family, but not turn out to be a huge a**hole - what's the secret? Listen and find out! Lots of Hungarian heritage in this one - BAZMEG!!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did Bunz touch the sacred spot with Tina only mere feet away? JEANS. Which Braxton are you today? Is it the one that's DATING Birdman? WUUUUUT. Tom's awesome jacket is way cooler than Tina's art teacher jacket. Have you seen it? No, seriously, have you? The master of accents becomes even more masterful in this one. PLUS, was Hitler THAT bad?  Would You Rather's, Fan Mail, Seagal, Butt hair and MORE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! It's a new year, same jeans as we begin with a clip of a very unique fashion model before a heated discussion about Metamucil gets underway. Tim and Christine then learn how men using straws is very "unbecoming", revisit some vintage Disney adults, and go down a rabbit hole of hatred courtesy of the comments section of internet barista Caitlin Campbell's Instagram page. We then take a trip to Nigeria and Turkmenistan with a courageously dumb tourist and get some insight on world travel from Chad in the booth. Next on the show we have a HUGE batch of upsetting TikToks curated by THE Christina P which includes a man with period cramps, a guy with tattooed eyeballs, a disruptive gospel singer, a tongue piercing, and a very talented sommelier. We then wrap up with a very special and very cool animated show inspired by the cool guys from YMH! Enjoy! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Live from the Irvine Improv with 500 mommies in the stands. Let er rip! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Babbel.com/YMH to get 55% off your Babbel subscription. -Go to https://Hungryroot.com/MOM to get 40% off your first delivery and free veggies for life. On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina open with a clip of an all natural bodybuilder and discuss why famous leaders of history are so horny. We get a recap of some hate from Caitlin Campbell's Instagram posts and check out a cool train enthusiast from the UK. Tim and Kristin are then joined by comedian and all around hustler, Jiaoying Summers. She talks about her Chinese upbringing and how desperation led to her attending college in Kentucky. They also discuss topics such as strict Chinese beauty standards, scorpion juice, brutal mothers, and her ownership of a comedy club. Jiaoying also gets introduced to some classic YMH clips and reacts to some of Christina's TikTok curations. Ta ta there! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. -Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up through my promo code MOM -Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://Shopify.com/momshouse On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina open with a business idea involving live streaming celebrities experiencing bouts of diarrhea, before moving on to a valid criticism about the lack of money shots in certain types of adult entertainment. We then get an opening clip which asks the burning question "Whore or Jew?" A question which inspires a spirited debate on first names that equate to lifestyles of sexual freedom. The mommies are joined by comedian and NYTimes best smelling author of "Running The Light", Sam Tallent. Sam talks about his latest comedy special and reminisces with Tom about life as a student athlete. They get some locker room talk in as Christina and Tom share their own experiences of body part comparisons in the showers. Other topics covered include, big breasts, the Four Strokes guy, more dumb tourist behavior, penis fillers, stuffing faces, Metamucil, and growers vs. showers. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom's House Ep. 742 GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (AZ/CO/IA/IL/IN/KS/KY/LA/MD/ME/MI/NJ/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY), (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. Call 1-800-522-4700 (NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.1800gambler.net (WV). 21+ (18+ KY/NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/KY/LA(select parishes)/MA/MD/ME/MI/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Bet $5 Get $200: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. $200 issued in bonus bets. Void in NH/OR. No Sweat: Opt in req. 1 No Sweat token issued per day. SGP/SGPx bets only. 3+ legs req. Max. wagering limits apply. Must use funds from cash balance. Must select token BEFORE placing bet. Bet must lose after applying Token. Paid as one Bonus Bet based on amount of losing bet. Tokens expire at start of the last game each day when offered. No Sweat cannot be used to redeem Bet $5 Get $200 offer. Rewarded bonus bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Bonus bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in winnings. Ends 01/28/24 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. See terms at dkng.co/ftball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. WHAT A MESS! It’s another episode of Your Mom’s House and this week, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by radio host, broadcaster, and very cool guy, Jesse Lee Peterson. Before Jesse joins in, Tom and Christina open the show with a clip of a bike lane confrontation by an aggressive surfer, get a shoutout from popular barista Caitlin Campbell, and check out the wild comments of another wholesome content creator called Wise Words From Neve. Tom also shares his handsy experience at Sam's Tailor in Hong Kong and we also get a sweet update from Dr. Drew! The Main Mommies then chat with Jesse Lee Peterson and get an insight into who he is and where he came from. He has a lot of out there ideas about race and gender, but also has an interesting view of forgiveness and letting go of anger. He also talks to the Mommies about mothers, Los Angeles, Ryan Sickler's appearance on his show, taking responsibilities, "Big Momma Michelle", segregation, and great pilots who happen to be women. Cool stuff, neat stuff, slick stuff. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 743 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Check out Matt Braunger's new comedy special on October 6 at https://www.moment.co/mattbraunger   It's another high and tight week with Tom Segura and Christina P! We discuss if it's ok to hit someone, refusing to acknowledge cool parts of town, and we have some corrections and omissions about the mess on Garth Brooks' plane. Christina has an epiphany about fitness, Tom shares the Sober October rules, how terrible low calorie snacks are, and wash cloths. We then welcome back OG guest, podcaster and comedian, Matt Braunger! Go check out his new comedy special "Doug" at https://www.moment.co/mattbraunger! They talk about cringey rich people, how TV executives make terrible decisions, and getting even with terrible comedy club owners. They trade stories from their standup careers, watch horrible or hilarious clips, and Christina's latest curations of TikToks.   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Go to http://Hungryroot.com/MOM, to get 40% off your first delivery and get your free veggies. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now! New customers use my promo code MOM and bet just $5 on any wager and get $200 in bonus bets instantly! That’s promo code MOM – only at DraftKings Sportsbook. The crown is yours. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the real star of the film "Saltburn", the proper way to drink Metamucil, Disney Adults, and get another follow up on the topic of "airtight". They open the show with a cool clip from a very cool combat vet before checking out some inspiring fat athletes, a double soul shaman, and a man dealing with some back pain. Comedian and sandwich enthusiast Joe DeRosa joins the Main Mommies to set the record straight on a very hands-on experience he had at last years Skankfest, plus clarifies the incident that went down between Bert and Joe List. They also talk a lot about food including, the wild foods they've tried, death row desserts, a burger debate between Burger King and Shake Shack, plus Joe's own personal food takes. We also get a classic Ari instigation story and much more. Now just lemme eat ya! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 744 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

F**K HALF the Crab Feast! The Mommy Dome happily welcomes fellow podcaster and comedian, well-dressed man, Jay Larson AKA Bunt Cake. Larson is a guy that makes you feel good cause he's a man of the people. We talk about Kai The Hitchhiker and the crazy audio he provided that is sweeping the web Smash, SmaSH, SMASH! Plus clubs that we love to work, nicknames for our beloved, how gross boogies are, and sports stories that Tina wants to kill us for (she just doesn't understand). It's a fun time with a great guy. Pick your jeans up off the ground! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Right now get 50% off a ONE-TIME PAYMENT FOR A LIFETIME Babbel subscription - but only for our listeners - at https://Babbel.com/YMH -Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! We start the week with a DENTAL UPDATE and open the show with a clip courtesy of the double soul shaman. Tim and Kristin then share a few new airtight stories submitted by fans, they also discuss the recent Vince McMahon allegations, play a game of "Would You Rather?", plus introduce a very cool guy by the name of Tony P. Comedian Moshe Kasher joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new book "Subculture Vulture" and talks about his time in rehab, his running streak of attending Burning Man and the San Francisco rave scene. Moshe then shares stories from his experiences as an ASL interpreter and how growing up with a deaf family impacted his life. The trio also talk about Moshe's wife Natasha's recent appearance at the Improv and the value of trying new things. They also watch a butthole arts and crafts video, some TikToks from the double soul shaman, and some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips, plus more of Christina's curations! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 745 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We recorded this on Cinco De Mayo so we hope you had a fun, safe time celebrating. We visit some audio of a Mexican gangbanger named "Little Boy" talking about shooting a dude in the face to get you in the mood - Margarita, anyone?! Plus we weigh in on candy bars - are you an immigrant or do you eat what people born 'round these parts eat? We got that Chris Gaines doc you know you wanna hear - Do you LIKE THAT? And it turns out vocal fry isn't just frustrating to friends and family - employers hate it too.  Farts? We got those too.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Head to http://policygenius.com/YMH to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door with Drizly or Instacart by going to http://coorslight.com/YMH Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://Shopify.com/momshouse Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Show me that you like me! This week on Your Mom's House Podcast it's Valentime's Day so Tim and Kristin talk about the very worst part about the corporate holiday of love, before opening the show with a cute song by a cool guy and reading a family friendly airtight story. Tom also gives us a toenail update, they react to some clips featuring a barefoot couple, a Bruins fan, the most hated barista in Canada Caitlin Campbell, and Drake's pet snake. Christina and Tom then welcome the legendary Gene Simmons and his son Nick. Fresh off the final KISS farewell tour, Gene shares stories from his lengthy career with the mommies. He talks about being a straight edge rockstar, Tom asks him about going airtight with groupies, and Gene reveals his connections to Van Halen. Nick being a mommy himself is excited as Tom and Christina also showcase some Horrible or Hilarious clips and Christina's curated TikToks to Gene plus so much more! Don't be stingy, Mark. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 746 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Hungryroot.com/mom to get 40% off your first delivery and free veggies for life. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast we've got an airtight show as Tom Segura and Christina P welcome two guests! First up we have founder of PhalloFILL and self described dick whisperer Bill Moore, followed by comedian and painter Rory Scovel. Before welcoming the guests Kristin and Tim share an Aussie with a very filling challenge, recap their time in Las Vegas, rail on some larger Disney adults, and talk about facelifts and celebrity plastic surgery. Christina and Tom are joined by Bill Moore who introduces them to the world of cosmetic penile fillers and offers a buffet of samples for them to check out. They talk about the benefits, the risks, and everything there is to know about increasing one's size. Tom also introduces Bill to the Double Soul Shaman who has his own methods of making members grow. Rory Scovel joins the Main Mommies to talk about his new special and how the comedy landscape has changed for marketing yourself. He also reacts to some fun clips featuring some female pilots, a woman afraid of suds, a special drink brewed by the Double Soul Shaman, a school board meeting, and a cool Disney adult. They also chat about Rory's artistic endeavors and co-existing with bugs, plus so much more! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 747 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JEANS UP! We got a special show for you mommies today! First, Tom and Christina give their review of Martin Scorsese's "The Irishman." Was it better than Good Fellas? Then we find a cool girl that finally tells it like it is about how hard it is being a woman. Always itchy! We then uncover a new video from FedSmoker! This time: DIY haircuts! IT IS WILD and we don't recommend trying it at home. Don't do anything he recommends! Also, we got an amazing pitch for McDonalds! You're gonna LOVE the McRib! Then we have special guest, boy-girl actress AND comedian Kate Kennedy! Tom and Christina are fascinated by how one gets started in that industry, and as it turns out, it's a similar path to being a comedian! Kate talks about her path to becoming an actress: from super cool clubs to her first scene! What were the scripts like? What type of genre scenes does she do? We also have her weigh in on Josh Potter's situation! Watching them talk about their shared experiences in the same industry is a REAL treat to listen to! Hope you enjoy listening to the conversation as much as we enjoyed having tit! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P really missed each other and open the show with a cool guy looking for a cool emo girl. Next, Tom reads another airtight story submission which leads to a debate about "airtight stolen valor". Christina shares a YMH Exclusive concerning some hotel toilets, we check-in on the Double Soul Shaman and check out a guy named Tumbleweed Tommy. Comedian Paul Virzi joins the Main Mommies and he's already traumatized by the Double Soul Shaman clips he saw being played in the YMH lobby. This leads to a story about a time he was terrified by a giant man pounding on his door at a hotel he was staying at. After some trauma bonding, he chats with Tom and Christina about self love, Michael Jordan, finding your tribe, edibles, hot politicians, before reacting to some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos and Christina's curations! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 748 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom's new Come Together Tour is coming to Texas and Florida this month! Get tickets now by going to https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to https://Shopify.com/momshouse to get a one-dollar-per-month trial period. Head to https://Babbel.com/YMH to get 50% off a ONE-TIME PAYMENT FOR A LIFETIME Babbel subscription. Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Head to http://policygenius.com/YMH to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Pull those JNCO jeans up, ninjas! This week Tim and Christine welcome the infamous Insane Clown Posse, Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J to YMH Studio! Before the clowns enter the Mommy Dome, Tom Segura and Christina P open with a cool clip from KingCobra, talk about the movie Joker, lifelong bits, old school TV commercials, Braulio the cool guy from Alaska, Robert DeNiro, a mother/son OnlyFans duo, plus another airtight story! ICP joins in and talks about what they've been up to lately, including Violent J's return to wrestling in Japan and his stand-up comedy performance on Kill Tony. They also clear the air on their past issues with the FBI and how their fans were openly considered a criminal organization. They also talk about the Beastie Boys, guilty pleasures, ball lifts, the Double Soul Shaman, some erotic fiction, Christina's TikTok curations, and locker room talk. WHOOP WHOOP! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 749 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today on Your Mom's House Podcast, although Tom will join later in the show for our guest Nikki Glaser, YMH Studios' own Ryan Sickler joins the Water Champ Christina for the first half of the show! We have an update from Tom on SooWoo the SooWoo shirts, and Sickle Cell gets jumped in to SooWoo nation. Will he survive? WE IS BLOOD! Next, we got Nikki joining Studio Jeans with Tom and Christina! Nikki Glaser is a stand-up comedian and broadcaster who has a Netflix special called "Bangin'" out right now. She can also be heard on her Sirius XM show called "You Up." Nikki gets right into with toy talk. She gets a run through of a lot of cool guys, and she doesn't hate it. Have you seen "Cool Guy Hypnosis?" We also get some tips about the DM game from Nikki and hear about her opinion on "older guys." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door with Instacart by going to https://coorslight.com/YMH  - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code YMH for $20 off your first purchase. - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast we've got another airtight episode as Tom Segura and Christina P welcome two guests! First up we have the Double Soul Shaman himself, Will Blunderfield, followed by longtime YMH favorite, the great and powerful, Josh Potter. Before welcoming the guests, Christine and Tim open the show with a freakout at a nail salon, talk about Tom's dad eyes, the black plague, and discuss spending time at the mall. They also check out clips featuring a messed up foot, a man chugging tequila, and the greatest laugh ever. Next, Will Blunderfield joins Christina and Tom to talk all about naked yoga and the benefits of consuming genetic material. Will talks about his background, his singing career, Canadian Idol, gay frogs, before presenting a special gift to Christina to use on her own pleasure palace. Tom and Christina ask tons of questions and learn a thing or two about urine therapy and knocking the o'l bean bag around from the certified sex kung fu instructor himself. After Will slips away, the Roach scurries in and he's got a brand new show coming to YMH Studios! Starting tonight, Josh Potter will be hosting Behind The Jeans, a weekly livestream recap show where he'll cover and dissect everything going on in the YMH universe. Tom and Christina also catch-up with Potter's love life, get an update on The King, introduce him to Tony P and some dumb tourists, plus dive into a barrel of Christina's Curations! Try it out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Does thinking about your family turn you on? Think harder. Now are you feeling it? Let's talk about something that your brain does a good job of blocking out.  Plus Tommy got food poisoning. Can you guess what type of food caused it? Can you guess where you shouldn't buy that type of food from? Bingo. Just as Tina and Tommy realized they could plug in more than one thing in their bedroom, they also have come to the conclusion that they can buy more than one clock. Hear the riveting story. AND even more unsolicited callers weigh in on the personality battle. Who do you find more charming?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Go to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. - Now through April 30th, Robinhood is even boosting every single dollar you transfer in from other retirement accounts with a 3% match. Go to https://robinhood.com/boost. - Go to https://thefreezepipe.com and use code YMH for 10% off your entire order plus free shipping. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P have another pair of fun guests, but before the guests join the party, they recap all the fun from last week's visit from the Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield. Tod opens the show with a clip about the blunders of colonialism and a gay freakout at an airport, followed by Christine sharing a story about being scolded at in public by an older gentleman. Caitlin Campbell joins the main mommies bearing freshly brewed coffee! Tom and Christina talk to her about dealing with hateful comments online, the traumatic brain injuries she's overcome, anger issues, and all sorts of info about international coffee. Mark Normand enters the mommy dome next and endures a gauntlet of neat stuff, slick stuff, and 1 Guy 1 Jar. Tom also shares some fun chiropractor videos, plus some clips about dangerous places to visit, a lady with a booty that can't fit on an airplane, a girl that farts in pots, a bootlicker, and some pup play enthusiasts. They also dive into some of Christina's Curations and videos of wealthy people who own tigers!  https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 751 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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SPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM - Go to https://factormeals.com/ymh50 with promo code YMH50 for 50% off. The Main Mommies are flying solo this week! Tom opens the show with a fun clip of a freakout at a Wal-Mart before showcasing a compilation from the recent visit by the Insane Clown Posse. They then turn to an airtight argument, before getting into a chat with a YMH intern who got to be on this week's Kill Tony. Tim and Kristin then get into the fatness epidemic, eating too much sushi, game shows on sick days, how to be on Jeopardy, fat people on rollercoasters, loneliness, and some of Christina's curations for good measure. I'll take Lucifer's Lair for $500, Alex. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 752 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Welcome back to the mommy-dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! Tim and Kirstin try and help dig Nadav out of the hole of negativity he’s found himself in surrounding this marathon, and announce that there will definitely be a punishment under circumstances. We learn from our favorite cool guy who to pick up goth chicks, Gorlock the Destroyer, hear one of Tom’s drunkest stories and we have a HUGE announcement to share: Garth Brooks has completely blocked Tom on Instagram.   We then welcome professional roaster, podcaster and comedian: Tony Hinchcliffe! Tony gives some incredibly supportive advice to Nadav, shares some Redban and Joey Diaz stories, and describes the liberty he gets to experience while doing comedy in Austin. They talk about how awesome Austin is (minus all the killings), Demarkco Flemming, and Tony shares his feelings on how terrible Whataburger is. We wrap up the episode with some of Christina’s most fear-inducing curations of TikToks. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, it's now undeniable. Wipegate is taking the world by storm and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.  Shower straight from a brown?! Are you mad? Or maybe you're just TEAMTINA. Wipe like a person first? Are you human? Maybe you're TEAMTOMMY. The listeners, other comics, hell, even Web doctors weigh in on this one. Plus a song that will blow you away dedicated to your mothers! We talk Tommy's taste in (some) white music and a call from OMG Maria that will leave you, well, unsettled? She's bananas.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What a Jeanstastic episode! The FedEx controversy RAGES on! Tommy has some damning evidence that may turn Christina's pronunciation on it's head. Um, do we have an exclusive interview with Throatzilla aka Orally Gifted? Yes, yes jeans we do! Also important Steven Segal update. Fill her up and seal her shut! What a BIG DAY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Done with white people? This guy is too. Not the brightest guy, but he's white so what can you expect? Plus grief is real. The best way to process it is to dance and record it and share it with the world. Please share your grief dances with us! Loud cell phone talkers - please stop or get shot (something we're working on).  The great Matt Braunger returns to the show with a lot of hilarious insight. Check out Matt's new podcast, Advice From a Dip S**t with Matt Braunger.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When you make a Big Brown do you flush it down? Here at YMH we show it proudly. Our Big Brown can even talk - it's wild.  We have stinky Vajees and how to detect them, we have surprise Big D's and obvious ones too - Hello, Takeo Spikes! All around good fun with our bud, Brendan Schaub.  Plus a DENTAL UPDATE and a whole lot more.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get your hands off my penis! All of you! Can you be arrested for simply enjoying a meal? We think, yes. Jeans has t*ts for days and well, buns has d**k for days, ya dig? If you are black and don't have d**k for days would you be a doll and let us know about it? We examine the porn girls voice - could you possible remove that with your implants, please! Tommy trains Tina in identifying who is a suck pig and who isn't, but Tina reveals the secret of what shames and what celebrates giving out the good stuff. Be proud of who you are, pig! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you really think American politics are a joke well then maybe you should consider the platform that Deez Nuts is selling. It covers smells, hair and whatever that thing is that what's his name gave you yesterday. Plus, if you thought the Smith children were unbearable before you have no idea the new nonense they are spewing (yeah!).  What are the whore giveaways - Voice? Piercings? What about her feet? And dude, listen, you can't pull off that gear if you're not in the Rock 'N Roll Hall Of Fame. Let it go.  Chuck Woolery has a NEW endorsement. Is it GREEZY? Not really, but it sure does cost a lot. Can you imagine being married to Steven Seagal. If you can you probably just passed out.   We don't wear loose jeans in this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Head to https://Babbel.com/YMH to get 50% off a ONE-TIME PAYMENT FOR A LIFETIME Babbel subscription. - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM - Now through April 30th, Robinhood is even boosting every single dollar you transfer in from other retirement accounts with a 3% match. Go to https://robinhood.com/boost. Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! What's going on with Tom's nose? Christina has some thoughts on Tom's face and she makes it known. After defending his facial features Tom opens the show with a wild clip of a lady who matters freaking out at Wal-Mart. Tom also tells a story about watching some adult films with his dad and reads an airtight story that has to be heard to believe. Tim and Kristin also wonder why men seem to always be more depraved than women, plus explore an encounter with Garth Brooks and discover a new trend #FartWalk. We then welcome comedian and podcaster Brian Simpson! Tom and Christina talk to him about racist dogs, fat Disney adults, the fattest city in America, and of course the Diddy scandal that's sweeping the internet. They also answer some fan submitted advice emails and play America's favorite game show "Tom or Black?" Brian's latest special Live From The Mothership is streaming now on Netflix! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 753 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door with Instacart by going to https://coorslight.com/YMH - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/momshouse - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code YMH for $20 off your first purchase. https://Gametime.co Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off with an opening clip about somebody being played before Tom models some new dad eyes for Christina. Speaking of Christina, this week we get a hot toilet update from a recent hotel stay. There's also some more airtight storytime, reviewing the security footage from the Double Soul Shaman's visit to YMH studios, and last weeks Diddy discourse leads to Tom and Christina checking out some sus posts from 50 Cent's Instagram. Then, we welcome our guest, comedian Dave Attell who has a comedy special available now on Netflix called "Hot Cross Buns." They introduce Dave to cool guys, talk about perfecting jokes, and watching yourself do comedy. They also watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips, some TikToks, and marvel at Dave Attell's personal flip phone. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 754 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s flossing habits, whether or not color blindness is cap, Tom’s VR game, developing countries, and more! They watch videos of a dude crawling through a cave, a cool girl explaining how she got strep throat from licking brown, and another cool girl revealing her man gets to nut 7 times a day. This leads to a conversation about Scottie Pippen and his then wife having sex 4 times a day for years! Johnny Mitchell is a comedian, the host of the podcast “The Connect,” and a former drug trafficker. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss how he became a drug dealer, graduating to higher levels of drug dealing, where he would hide money, how he sold drugs in the mail, working with the cartels, and how he finally got arrested. He reveals what it’s like to be new in prison, and discusses prison gangs, fights, food, strip searches, and much more! Tim and Christine introduce him to the 4 Stroke Guy and the Gangsters in Syria. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Go to https://policygenius.com/YMH and get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save - Visit https://PhalloFILL.com for more information on a location near you or TEXT 972-663-5588. Mention Your Mom’s House Podcast to receive 2 Free units on select packages. Financing Available at Select Locations. - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. What's up, CHOMOS?! It’s another episode of YMH with Tommy Bunz and X-Tina! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P are flying solo and open the show with a clip featuring a gentleman who's all about "eating groceries". The Main Mommies aren't alone for long as they are joined by a very special guest, an airtight queen above 18 by the name of Abby. A few episodes back she sent us a story so unbelievable Tom didn't think it was accurate or even written by a woman. But he believes it now as Abby clears the air and speaks her truth on what happened on that faithful night abroad. After Abby, Tom and Christina also get into some clips about Kurt Cobain's gender, cat kisses, face tattoos, foreign accent syndrome, men's retreats, tree climbers, and a beautiful fan rendition of "Good Morning, Julia", plus so much more! Pull 'em up and strap in, y'all. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 755 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get your orignial jeans on because we're going back to basics -Tommy and Tina and nobody else. Great audio from the holidays including OMG Seriouslahhh Maria ordering Starbucks LIVE! Plus Top Dog and Charo discussing dumping in a hazardous situtation, how we would kill each other and dispose of the body and more! WARNING - we hit on brown talk a lot. Including a SHART story you didn't know about! Wipe Down! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Download DoorDash and use code YMH24 to get 25% off your next alcohol order of $35 or more, up to $15 off max value. For eligible users only. Terms apply. For eligible users only. Terms apply. Must be 21+ to order alcohol. Drink responsibly. Delivery and promotions available only in select markets. - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Kristine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P have Kate Moss on the brain and open up with a deep dive on the world famous model's personal life. They then open the show for real with a clip of a very cool guy introducing us to a very cool game he likes to play! Tom and Christina then go into gross things they don't like in the opposite sex and personal dealbreakers they each have. Comedian David Lucas joins the Main Mommies and he recently dropped a new comedy special Live From The Comedy Mothership. He's become a polarizing figure recently as well, stemming from material poking fun at BLM and George Floyd. But David embraces the controversy and believes that jokes and humor can help with grief rather than hurt. The man's got some interesting opinions for sure. Tom and Christina show David some clips featuring a really cool guy's favorite game, modern dating, and scatting (not what you think). They chat about Kevin Samuels, things missed in LA, and jump into some of Christina's curations! Try it out. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 756 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fire! It's everywhere out here. This week is not your usual recording. We are alone, without guests and honestly more than a little freaked out by these outrageous firestorms.  We wanted to try and get a quick episode in before we evacuate. We were able to have some laughs and just be super silly which was probably more for us than ever before.  These fires are freaky and deadly and we're just happy we had a moment to get our family together before taking off.  Thanks for all you thoughts, Jean.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Finally! Someone is talking about the real issues - how do you mop up all that stuff after you make kisses? A nice British lady is going to show us the way (it's the Shower). Plus - you weigh in on the Personality Battle. Hey, some of you are a little TOO honest. Thanks. We meet a lady who wants to live with no environmental impact. That includes REUSING toilet paper. NEAT. And Hey, Mommy...Thanks, Jeans rolls on.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Get up to 60% off your subscription at https://Babbel.com/YMH - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Hi Mommies! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P have some new music tastes to talk about before opening the show with a guy who has a size question for all the ladies out there. They then show a video clip of their fully customized bathroom. This is the kinda guy ya gettin. Tom also plays a snippet from an old YMH episode where he predicts how his nose would turn out as an older man and then plays a clip of an old man senator having fun with some old timey words. Comedian and podcaster Ian Fidance joins the Main Mommies and he recently dropped a new comedy special "Wild, Happy & Free" which led to him filling out his childhood fantasy of being a ghostbuster and filming at the firehouse from the movie. Ian debates Tim and Kristin about his bisexuality, specifically the male kind, and determine if it's cap. They check-in with the Double Soul Shaman, check out Christina's new footwear choices, and play a quick would you rather, before getting into some of Christina's infamous TikTok curations. Are bi dudes cap? Chime in below! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 757 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christina and Tom discuss how the world is full of self-important assholes and Tom's recent run-in with two significant terrible people. A "Real Talk" segment features a woman with footlong toe nails and a man who insists on kissing a woman after she has vomited. Christina shares her own stories of hearing the neighbor have sex and Top Dog is back for more "Brown Talk"!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Download DoorDash and get 25% off your next alcohol order of $35 or more, up to $15 off max value. For eligible users only. Terms apply. For eligible users only. Terms apply. Must be 21+ to order alcohol. Drink responsibly. Delivery and promotions available only in select markets. - Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door with Instacart by going to https://coorslight.com/YMH - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. - Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://Shopify.com/momshouse Put down Grandpa's cough medicine, it's a new episode of Your Mom's House with Tim and Kirsten! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P open the show by being serenaded by Gary Busey. They go off on some gross food video clips, before following up on an underdog story that happened because of some knucklehead soccer players in Thailand. They also do some accent work and look up the meanings behind some English words with French origins. Comedian and podcaster Harland Williams joins the Main Mommies and his hair is looking great! He's got a new movie coming out and he shares some fun stories from his very first movie role in "Dumb and Dumber". They also talk about the new plus size section at Target, "Terminator 2", aging, Naked Martin, and some natural health benefits from the Double Soul Shaman. And just to butter him up, Harland also reacts to some classic Horrible or Hilarious clips! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 758 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code YMH for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). https://Gametime.co - Head to https://policygenius.com/YMH to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. What’s up, chomos?! We open the show with a real banger of a track and because Tommy Bunz celebrated a birthday a little while ago, this week we’re going to get around and celebrate it! The YMH producers gathered a team of special well wishers and put together a birthday shoutout for Tom to watch including the likes of RPC, The King, Gene & Nick Simmons, and even Ernie Hudson just to name a few. Other fun stuff covered in this episode include, choosing a life partner, women’s prisons, #FartWalk, swearing in other languages, and we also found a dating site for Disney adults! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 759 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Go to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off with a really cool guy with a really cool chicken joke before get into some benefits of how bad Christina's memory is. Tom and Christina also talk about overhearing confrontations from much more volatile marriages and show some video clips of their cool bathroom. Then, we welcome our guest, comedian Nick Thune who is currently touring with fellow comedian Nate Bargatze and he's looking quite fashionable these days. Nick and the Main Mommies talk about pop music, bread, parenting, accents, sitcom acting, Apatow comedies, hot moms, and things kids do that are just super annoying! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 760 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Download the Doordash app and use promo code YMH24 - Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code YMH at https://Manscaped.com - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM - Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassictees.com/YMH Here's the deal man, we are back once again with Tommy Bunz and Chistine from Mom's House riding solo! Tom's got some dental updates that you'll be able to hear for yourself and opens the show with a clip of a very giving lover. Before Christina gets too grossed out, Tom offers her the spotlight to share a shart story for the ages. The Main Mommies next talk about a recent trip to Italy and review some of the most fattening treats for all the Disney Adults out there. Tom also receives a very kind uplifting video message about a certain body part that's sure to warm the heart. We also dive into the comments section of an IG influencer nicknamed Baby Head, watch some clips of people making huge mistakes, and discuss the topic of "adult recess". TA TA THERE! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 761 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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NAPPY JEW HAIR! In this special end of year episode of YMH, the main mommies look back at some of their favorite moments from 2019. These include moments with Brendon Urie, Too Short, Danny Brown, Brian Redban, and more! They wrap the show up with five of our favorite fan-made songs from the year. Also the Muh-Sheen shirt from Tom's dance video is available now! Get it in sizes up to 5XL! Did YOUR favorite moments from 2019 make the cut? Would you have ranked these differently? Let us know in the comment section below! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Get up to 60% off your Babbel subscription at https://Babbel.com/YMH - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/momshouse What's up, chomos?!? Tim and Kristin are back and open the show being serenaded by classic cool guy, Bill Tapley aka The Third Eagle. They check in on what he's been up to lately before truly opening the show with a clip from a bad guess on "Wheel of Fortune". Christina also gets to the bottom of some mysterious things going on with Tom's bottom. The Main Mommies are next joined by a couple of white guys named Matt McCusker and Shane Gillis, who you may know from Matt & Shane's Secret Podcast, Tires, and a few other neat things. Tom and Christina welcome them to the show some incredibly thoughtful gifts, before they get into a conversation about teachers, hippies, Bridgerton, and blowing up toilets on the set of "Tires". Matt and Shane next meet the Double Soul Shaman and get a double dose of clips via Christina's Curations and some choice Horrible or Hilarious selections. They also check out some back adjustments, fat girl pride, and celebrity farts. Enjoy! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 762 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Shane Lee's world and we're all just hanging out around him.  If angels do exist there's no question that Mr. Lee is one of them. With a voice so pitch perfect you'll find yourself questioning what is art, what is soul, what is beauty? The answer: it's Shane Lee.  In this episode we dive deep in to Lee's world and range of other-worldly talent. We also reveal some very sad, yet unavoidable news to the world of adult entertainment. Get your kleenex ready - you'll be wiping up more than usual.  Plus Ghost Kru and Obe1 are back with tracks that honor, who else, Shane Lee.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Visit https://coorslight.com/summermusic to see how Coors Light can amplify your summer. - Download DoorDash and use code YMH24 to get 25% off up to $15 value when you spend $35 or more on drinks through DoorDash. For eligible users only. Terms apply. Must be 21+ to order alcohol. Drink responsibly. Delivery and promotions available only in select markets. - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off with a really cool opening clip of a vintage smut film featuring a very forward bus driver. Christina continues her investigations into Tom's digestive deviations and they read some follow up emails regarding a past clip of an Indian military ball bag exam and adults who eat boogers. Tom also gets a special shoutout from his neighbor Ted Cruz. Johnny Pemberton joins the Main Mommies fresh off the hype from his role in Amazon's adaptation of "Fallout". Tom, Christina, and Johnny discuss Pasadena, leaving notes on people's cars, HOA's, Disney adults, shits & giggles, and sharp minds. They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some TikToks curated by Christina, and an update from a guy who crashed his flying machine. I love you. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 763 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Visit https://squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM What's up, CHOMOS?!? Happy Juneteenth to all who observe. This week Tommy Bunz and Christine From Mom's House are riding solo and have got a lot of wild things to cover! They open the show with an irritable felon trying to ace a job interview. The Main Mommies next review some arson allegations of a TLC member, check out a "you know what I'm sayin" compilation from a past episode of The Danny Brown Show featuring the Insane Clown Posse, and get a hands-on (nose-on?) take of how bad the stench of women's prisons can get. We are also treated to a crazy Christina hotel story, stories of her hot head stepdad, another legendary Top Dog anecdote, the pitfalls of gender studies in foreign countries, an appreciation of public shaming, plus some more booger emails, some TikToks, and much more. Enjoy! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 764 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, September 18th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now! SPONSORS: - Go to EstablishedTitles.com and get 10% off Lordship/Ladyship Title packs with code MOM - Go to forhims.com and get your first visit absolutely free - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the top and type in MOM - Policygenius has saved their home and auto insurance customers an average of $1,127 a year! Go to Policygenius.com for more information - Go to Whoop.com and enter "YOURMOM" at checkout to save 15% JEANS UP!! The main mommies start this episode off with a classic YMH fan song from the Orson Welles champagne commercial. They watch a new clip from Dan Pena, discuss Tom's post-vasectomy loads, as well as his writing ritual, and cool old guys that hit on Christina. CP then surprises Tom with a super cool Cameo! Charo then joins them to take a look at some clips of her from the live show that she has no recollection of. She gets to rewatch the garage video and is reintroduced to "Ed." Will she like them as much the second time? They also show her a cool video from Cardi B. Fortune Feimster is a comedian, actress and host of the "Sincerely Fortune Podcast" and "What a Joke With Papa and Fortune". She joins the main mommies to discuss playing tennis, her character Brenda, the Showtime series "Gigolos" and her positive outlook on life. Tom and Tina show her rounds of Cool Guys, Dads, Horrible or Hilarious videos, and, of course, Christina's TikTok curations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off with a really sweet birthday shoutout for a TMY Studios staff member and immediately change the vibe with some very cool opening clips. They next discuss the trend of tattooed freckles and fake straight white teeth, before debating a question that has swept the internet, "man or bear?" Then, we welcome our guest, comedian Chris Distefano who has been doing some moving around New York recently and is still traumatized from his guest spot on YMH Live all those years back. Chris has some thoughts on straight farts, self-acceptance, and saving lives. Chris Distefano also may or may not have a little crush on an actor from the Netflix show Baby Reindeer. All that plus some TikToks! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 765 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well Jean, here we are. Another year, another pair of tightly worn denim.  Sadly this is the last episode we will have done in the "old" home studio, but we are so excited to be moving to our new spot, Studio Jeans. Christina and Tom recall all the studio they've done the show in and explore a very nice young man who is looking for a nice thin virgin to accompany him to pain clinics.  Plus, we have the FX producer from Tip Toes on the phone AND Josh Potter is back to not talk about serial killers, but instead, sex toys - much more fun, we promise! Happy New Year, go get it, Jean!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Check out Rachel Feinstein's new special "Big Guy" streaming now on Netflix! This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, we hit the ground running with a Fart Simpson banger about McDonalds, before Tom opens up the episode with a clip of a cool dudes really cool Sunday plans. Tom also tells Christina all about his insane trip to Abu Dhabi. Christina and Tom welcome comedian and vile pig Rachel Feinstein, on the pod. She talks her latest Netflix Special, "Big Guy", the godless things she does, her life married to a firefighter, and the benefits of being a comic parent. She, Tom, and Christina also chat about gassy husbands, their foul mouthed kids, spanking fetishes, Red Lobster head, succubus defense, and dive into a long curated gauntlet of Christina's TikToks! Try it out, man. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 766 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Visit https://coorslight.com/summermusic to see how Coors Light can amplify your summer. And be sure to keep an eye out on Coors Light’s social handles and https://coorslightbackstagesixpack.com all summer long for the drops. - Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://Shopify.com/momshouse Check out Sal Vulcano's new special "Terrified" here on YouTube! https://youtu.be/6X49375Hah8?si=t_TpTJJlCRbB2rw7 Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! Christina P is suspiciously quiet this week, so comedian/Impractical Joker Sal Vulcano joins Tom a little earlier than usual. Sal just released a new special "Terrified" and he opens up about his recent public announcements concerning his personal life and can't imagine why his privacy is such a talked about thing. He's a husband and a father now, so he shares some updates about that, plus Tom probes him about his fear of flying and his aversion to touching things. The two also get into self-pleasuring devices, excessive reactions at Chipotle, acting on TV, the art of barbecue, and Chris Distefano's sexuality. Tom also treats Sal to some Horrible or Hilarious clips, introduces him to Manny the tool guy, and they swap some stories about some knucklehead drivers. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 767 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Asheville, NC and Roanoke, VA! Tom is coming to you! Get tickets at https://tomsegura.com/tour! SPONSORS: -Head to https://policygenius.com/YMH to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save -Head to https://zbiotics.com/YMH and use the code YMH at checkout for 15% off. -Check out the new softside Luggage from Away at https://awaytravel.com/ymh -Get up to 60% off your Babbel subscription at https://babbel.com/YMH My brother didn't believe me, but he believes me now, Tod and Kristine are back again! This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies talk about a ding dong on Christina's nose, Tom's hot and spicy gas, before opening the show with a clip featuring Noel Gallagher of Oasis sharing some colorful thoughts on people in the world. They also call up Brenden the YMH merch guy to discuss their recent fixation on taking calls on the toilet. They also check out some clips about piggy parties, pronoun fun, and mermaid tail etiquette. Christina and Tom welcome musical duo, The Black Keys aka Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney. They just cancelled their recent tour, so they've got some free time and share why that even happened in the first place. They talk about how they got together, their early success, and drop a YMH exclusive concerning whether or not they've gone airtight together. The Black Keys also run a gauntlet of Horrible or Hilarious clips from Tom, talk some trash about popular musicians, discuss the differences between bombing on stage doing comedy vs live music, and so much more! Your Mom’s House Ep. 768 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pull those jeans high and tight because it's time for spooky scary episode 666 with Tom Segura and Christina P. Christina gets back in the goth spirit and we posthumously celebrate another FedSmoker clip we've never seen before! In the spirit of the beast, we catch up with one of our favorite conspiracy dads, and we go deep into Lucifer's Lair and ask for forgiveness from Robert Paul Champagne himself! We then get into some fun brown talk, and follow up on the eye exorcist on his views on oral for this spooky episode! We then review some cool clips from someone who identifies as a tooth emoji, the halo voice over announcer, and talk about hot celebrities like Alec Baldwin, Henry Cavill, Chris Hemsworth and Margot Robbie. We then get into a very cool curation of Christina's latest TikToks.   https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies tackle a scandal inside YMH Studios involving a rogue fart and a wave of accusations. Before that Tina talks about some dark thoughts she's been having and Tim catches her up on something she had missed when Sal Vulcano came around. They also re-live the YMH Exclusive moment from last week's episode with The Black Keys. We also get some fun videos of Alec Baldwin, some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and much more! Your Mom’s House Ep. 769 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Amplify your chill this summer with Coors Light. Choose Chill. Choose Coors Light.  Go to http://coorslight.com/summermusic -Get up to 60% off your Babbel subscription - but only for our listeners - at https://Babbel.com/YMH This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies are back from IT-ly and brought fond memories to share with all of us. After that Christina shares some super serious not so chill news that's going to shake the YMH universe to its core, mommy has the breast cancer. It was caught early and its a whole thing so I'll let Christina tell you the rest from there. Tim and Kristin also get a Tony Johns update, check out some more evidence from #FartGate2024, indulge in Magic Johnson's summer vacation pics, watch some TikToks, and as always keep them jeans high and muthafuggen tight! Your Mom’s House Ep. 770 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com/MOM This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tina and Tom are transitioning! Tom wants to be smoother and Tina wants to grow a big, meaty, Dwayne Johnson. They share a story about a eye-opening shower they had together recently, before Christina updates the rest of the mommies on the progress she's made treating her tit cancer. Tom opens this show with a really cool guy who's in a committed relationship with his hands and keeps the clips coming as he cheers up Christina with some incredible drops. Christina and Tom welcome comedian Chad Daniels to the Mommy Dome. The trio talk about Chad's new special, enjoying time off, dad stuff, and the anxiety of always waiting for the other shoe to drop. They also discuss Prince, guidance counselors, Tom's new hobby, before Tom introduces Chad to recent favorites Goblin Head and Baby Head. Chad also experiences some Horrible or Hilarious and the TikTok gauntlet known as Christina's Curations! Your Mom’s House Ep. 771 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save at https://policygenius.com/YMH - Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/momshouse This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies are flying solo and Tim and Tina are feeling good. Tom's been really into a Phil Spector true crime documentary and his many court room wigs. We open the show with another clip from the "smoothly, slowly, gently" guy, before revisiting #FartGate2024 and possibly coming to a conclusion on it too. Tom also reads an email about a new type of airtight, they debate which Olympic athletes are the most bangable, talk some trash about pickleball, peek at the dark side of IG, plus some Toks, and much more! Your Mom’s House Ep. 772 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - You gotta check out the new softside Luggage from Away. Head on over to https://awaytravel.com/ymh - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, there's a new mommy on the block! Tom opens the show test driving New Christine and she (and Tom) couldn't be happier for her to be on the show! OG Christina appears for a proper show opening as Tom indulges her with a clip of a cool guy who's hungry for some booty. Christina updates us on her treatment and shows off her much smaller chest in the process. The ta-ta's are still in progress though, so stay tuned. She also shares stories of some disappearing hamsters and checks out some comments from fans showing some love and support. Duncan Trussell makes his return to Studio Jeans and he's looking fresh. He credits this to his recent life-changing shaming rituals. He rants about babies being too soft, how sleeping on hard surfaces makes stronger people, the weaknesses of men's retreats, and the glory of the Double Soul Shaman. New Christine has some thoughts about Duncan, while Tom and Christina pick his brain about death by intercourse and vanilla search histories, plus they share some of Christina's wonderful curations, and much more! Your Mom’s House Ep. 773 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Visit https://coorslight.com/summermusic to see how Coors Light can amplify your summer. And be sure to keep an eye out on Coors Light’s social handles and https://coorslightbackstagesixpack.com all summer long for the drops. - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM - Right now, get up to 60% off your Babbel subscription at https://Babbel.com/YMH This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Matt Rife! Christine is surprisingly silent, so Tom takes the reigns and leads the conversation with Matt. The two talk about dream interpretations, body fat numbers, huge dumps, uncrustables, and taking ED medication before athletic activity. An opening clip comes eventually and Tom continues the conversation with Matt about hairy stuff, hand stuff, neat stuff, and slick stuff. They also talk about Matt's interest in ghost hunting, peeners on statues, weird things fans have gifted Matt, and a tribute to a classic drop. This is democracy manifest! Your Mom’s House Ep. 774 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Ali Siddiq! Christine is once again surprisingly silent this week, so Tom does all the talking. Tom and Ali talk about how Ali went from a prison cell to comedy clubs and giant theaters. Tom also gets the surprising reason why Ali's arm is in a sling and hears the dramatic story that came from that same incident. They also discuss the concept of athlete's "playing hurt", fighting in comedy clubs, scared straight, the boredom created behind bars, street smarts, the big ass city of Houston, and so much more! Your Mom’s House Ep. 775 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's another week in the Mommy Dome and Tom Segura and Christina P open on a cool lady who doesn't like dogs and Tom tries to guess what Christina's secret kink is! Can you guess what it is? We discuss gross dads with nasty habits at restaurants, we laugh at some Horrible or Hilarious, and we have our second round of the Smart Off of Chris VS Chad! Christina pitches a Would You Rather and we take a look at Christina's TikTok curations for the week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Saddle up, mommies! The Main Mommies got horses in the back! It's time for some Pony Play fun! Mommy Tina isn't just a regular mom, she's a COOL mom and she's discovered TikTok. There are some special people on there for sure. Many listeners/viewers have chimed in about Christina's weird lack of drying off and we also have a new Fart Simpson call! Plus, farts, John Travolta and a scandal regarding one of Tom's trademarked phrases! Next, joining us in studio is the duo behind the H3H3 Productions, Ethan and Hila Klein! They talk about their H3 baby that's due any moment and all the pregnancy weight gained by the husbands. Mommy Tina's love for BBC leads to a discussion about racism in pornography and would you rather be blind or have a micropeener? Ball Hogs, plastic surgery and H3's "Instagram vs Reality" controversy all get discussed, plus SO much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Check out Greg's new special "You Know Me" on YouTube SPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/momshouse, all lowercase This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Greg Fitzsimmons! Tom and Greg speculate who's got the biggest piece of hardware in the comedy world, a discussion that renders Christina speechless! Tom and Greg also talk about how to make touring more fun, the aspects of British comedy that cannot be copied for American audiences, and keeping fresh by watching younger comics. They also talk about getting residual checks for bit parts, the best comedy towns, the Friars Club, shooting some serious rope, sleeping with siblings friends, and Greg shares an intimate story about getting milk from the source. Your Mom’s House Ep. 776 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices