Therapy Gecko (Lyle Drescher)
Explore every episode of Therapy Gecko
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| 29 May 2022 | "MY PARENTS ARE POLYGAMOUS" | 01:11:03 | |
I talk for about 10 minutes with a guy who's hiding in a utility closet. He tells me he hides in there often, and what he is hiding from. Afterwards a caller talks to me about what it was like being raised in a polygamous household that resulted in him having 21 siblings. We discuss how that affected him growing up, where he is now, and how his relationship with his family has evolved. Lastly we receive a call from an American couple who moved to the Netherlands during the pandemic and how their new European setting compares to the United States. It's a very good episode. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 04 Sep 2024 | “I AM A SLINKY ARTIST” | 01:00:16 | |
I get into it with an impressive slinky artist about into what it means to “have it all figured out.” Afterwards a caller debates moving to Spain or buying some sheep, another caller tries to make sense of his roommate’s questionable historical memorabilia, and a final caller regrets getting into shape. I’ll see you at the county fair. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 28 Feb 2024 | “I’M 15K IN CREDIT CARD DEBT” | 00:52:48 | |
A caller opens up about his experience coping with a damaging break up by engaging in transactional relationships. Later a caller finds themselves in several thousand dollars of credit card debit and a final caller explores the concept of human euthanasia. Turn around. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 09 Oct 2022 | BEING A GECKO IN NYC | 01:09:14 | |
I recorded this episode in Washington Square Park in NYC and got some really great interviews with real life people. This is probably my favorite street interview session I’ve done so far, everyone came willing to share very deep things about their lives. These people include a guy who sent a video of him and his girlfriend making love to her ex, a woman who broke up with her fiancé and discovered the meaning of love, a street performer who describes how his life changed after going to jail, a musical theater student reflecting on being bullied in middle school, a woman who just moved to New York alone, and many more. Go eat a slice of pizza. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 15 Jan 2023 | "I DRESS UP LIKE A WOLF SO I CAN FEEL SOMETHING" | 01:01:47 | |
A caller has issues with feeling empathy and emotions, and tells me how their “femboy furry” persona has helped them navigate this. Afterwards a college student struggles to tell her mother that she’s a cam girl, and a final caller wonders if she should ditch her group of friends that constantly make fun of her. Don’t tell my mom I’m a gecko. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 22 Mar 2023 | “I WAS IN A COMA FOR 6 WEEKS” | 01:00:21 | |
A caller describes his experience waking up from a 6 week long medically induced coma. Then a return caller explains how I somehow saved their life, a caller leaves his last employer poor Yelp reviews in an act of vengeance, and an upcoming social media star is not sure if they should continue making out with a Naruto cutout on TikTok. Go skip a rock down a river. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 20 Aug 2023 | “I’M ON EXPERIMENTAL MALE BIRTH CONTROL” | 00:58:21 | |
An aspiring comedian tells me about the side effects they’ve experienced while being a paid volunteer for an experimental new male birth control. Afterwards a caller is morally conflicted after having a threesome with his friend’s crush, a caller struggles to have empathy in their intense line of work, and a caller explains why they farted in someone’s face. Don’t miss your train. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 02 Nov 2022 | "I BECAME A GOD" | 01:03:59 | |
A caller believes he has achieved a greater understanding of humanity’s creator by creating a clay figure of himself and observing the figure live a life that the caller has envisioned for him. I promise it will make sense when you listen to it. Afterwards a caller discusses the trouble she has in dealing with her dementia patients, a European caller struggles to deal with a stalker, and a final caller navigates her attraction to older men. I am writing this description on the toilet. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 26 Nov 2023 | TALES FROM THE TRAIL | 01:04:14 | |
A caller shares stories from his time hiking the Appalachian Trail, including encounters with cryptids, trail diarrhea, bears, and bizarre interactions with people on drugs. Then we hear from a guy in Denmark struggling to feel things and a final caller whose sweat allergy has ignited a workplace lawsuit. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 14 Dec 2022 | "I'M A SAD CLOWN" | 00:56:38 | |
A depressed clown talks about how difficult it is to make friends in the clowning community after becoming sober. We brainstorm some ways they can get out there and grab life by the honking red nose. Then a DoorDash driver tells me about delivering food to active crime scenes, a student tries to judge his peers less, and a final caller attempts to gain more perspective on mortality after a member of their Dungeons & Dragons campaign passes away. How do I get rid of a pimple on my left cheek? I think it is from the paint. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 12 Jun 2024 | “I COLLECT HUMAN SKULLS” | 00:55:55 | |
Conversations with an avid collector of human skulls, a caller who is injecting dark web testosterone, a guy who spoke to demons through a Family Guy episode, a person who feels they deserve their clogged toilet, and a League of Legends player who would rather continue playing than talk to me. Which I get because it was ranked. It is time to never go outside ever again. I am a gecko. (Originally released as a bonus episode on 11/26/23) Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 11 Dec 2022 | "I PRETEND TO BE A BABY" | 01:02:27 | |
An active member of the “adult baby community” calls in to talk about this taboo subject, which involves daddys, diapers, rattles, and more. If you’ve ever wanted to know what goes on in a convention hall of adults pretending to be children…this is the episode for you I guess. Later a caller tells me how spending Thanksgiving in a mental hospital resulted in a much healthier perspective on family, and a guy chats with me while passing kidney stones. Movies are more user friendly books. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 21 Jun 2023 | “I HAVE A TERMINAL DISEASE BUT I’M CHILLIN” | 01:05:11 | |
A person living with cancer tells me how they stay positive after being given a prognosis of just 20 years. Afterwards a school teacher fills me in on just how mean kids can be (a lot), then I talk to a former employee of McDonald's about their escapades on the job Does anyone know where the bathroom is? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 31 Dec 2023 | "I PEGGED A CHRISTIAN MAN" | 00:58:44 | |
A caller describes how pegging a Christian man they met on Tinder snowballed into a bad situation. Then a caller reveals how marijuana is impacting his relationship with his conservative family and a final caller from England seeks advice on how to confront their younger brother about smoking too much weed. It’s a big weed episode. I’m trying to smoke less weed myself. We will see how that goes. I hope this did not find you well. Just kidding. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 04 Aug 2024 | “NITROUS OXIDE ALTERED MY PSYCHE” | 01:02:46 | |
A man named Buddha describes how he achieved enlightenment with nitrous oxide, a caller jizzes on pizza, a caller aspires to open a tortoise ranch, a caller believes they are god, and final caller worries they are becoming their mother.
It is time to eat a bagel. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 15 Oct 2023 | ERIC ANDRE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO | 01:11:34 | |
I am joined by comedian Eric Andre to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Eric is known for his hit comedy series “The Eric Andre Show” and has a new podcast called Bombing With Eric Andre on the iHeart network. We talk to a caller who’s entangled in a flakey romance, a Norwegian guy living in his mom’s basement, a truck driver who thinks I am very sad, an employee of the British government, and caller who we plan a historic dinner with. We also talked to each other about being Jewish, childhood, drugs, and a lot of other things. Whoever keeps egging my car please stop. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 01 Sep 2024 | “I WANT MORE OUT OF LIFE” | 01:02:14 | |
A caller plans their move out of their parents house after deciding they want more out of life. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 10 Dec 2023 | “I PARTY IN THE SEWER” | 00:53:53 | |
A former exotic fish merchant explains how they were introduced to an underground sewer party scene that they’ve come to cherish. Afterwards we hear from a caller who’s hesitant to return to work after spending 3 years without leaving his house, and a final caller reflects on the effects that being in foster care has had on his life now that he’s an adult. I just chopped my tail off. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 14 Aug 2024 | “LOVE MAKES ME IMPULSIVE” | 00:54:26 | |
A caller tells me how his lifelong desire to have someone to love has led him to a series of impulsive choices. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 11 Jan 2023 | THE PREGNANCY EPISODE | 01:01:31 | |
A caller considers becoming a surrogate mother for her boyfriend’s aunt at the age of 19. Then a guy calls in to express his constant fear that his girlfriend will discover his massive collection of pregnancy hentai, and a final caller who has recently retired reflects on her life. DM me on Instagram (@lyle4ever) your best joke. I am a gecko Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 26 Feb 2023 | THE PROXY MARRIAGE | 00:57:58 | |
A caller tells me how they married a stranger they met on Instagram and moved with them to Germany within the span of three months. Afterwards a couple speculates on what to do with each other’s remains when they die, and a caller shares their desire to see Egypt after learning they were conceived on magic mushrooms. Try going outside. I am a gecko.
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| 03 Aug 2022 | "I WAS SENT INTO THE WOODS" | 01:09:44 | |
A caller reflects on her time being kidnapped and dropped off at a rehabilitation program located in the middle of the woods five years ago. Later I talk to an aspiring stand-up comedian, a woman who receives pleasure from watching fictional characters endure pain, and a guy who I have a lot of common vices with. I’d say have a good day but you can do whatever you want. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 02 Aug 2023 | “I AM IN INSATIABLE LOVE WITH THE GEICO GECKO” | 01:01:00 | |
A woman tells me about a complicated crush she has developed towards the Geico Gecko. Then a caller reflects on their next move after catching their brother stealing from them on a security camera. Finally I catch up with a return caller from the very first episode of Therapy Gecko. Drop everything and go stare at the sky. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 20 Oct 2024 | READING VIEWER MAIL (aka ranting alone) | 01:35:52 | |
Hello, in this episode I don’t take any phone calls and I just rant and read emails from viewers the whole time. Let me know if you like this format but also I’ll probably keep doing it whether you like it or not because I had fun. I have nothing else to put in this description. I am a gecko. Diarrhea. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 25 Oct 2023 | “WE ARE FUCKED” | 00:48:43 | |
A caller from the Czech Republic discusses his life long desire to dismantle the unsustainable socio-political systems of the universe while I try to convince him to calm down and look at a tree. The devil probably makes good deviled eggs. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 19 Jun 2024 | “I LIVE IN IOWA” | 01:01:28 | |
A janitor calls in to tell me about the upward trajectory their life has taken despite their turbulent upbringing. Afterwards I talk to a Five Below cashier about to clock in, a caller trying to navigate the universe, and then I take a series of one minute calls because it is my show and I can do what I want. I must now return to counting these rocks. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 13 Oct 2024 | “I’M ENTERING A NEW ERA” | 00:54:05 | |
A caller plans to navigate a new era of his life, a caller reflects on being interviewed on national TV, and a final caller questions their life while applying to grad school. My tail is stuck in the door. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 09 Oct 2024 | “DRONES HAVE RUINED MY LIFE” | 01:01:13 | |
A caller tells how his long distance marriage is being challenged by a large amount of debt related to buying a lot of expensive drone equipment. Afterwards a final caller reflects on the woes of dating in their late 20s. Does anyone have a can opener? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 20 Sep 2023 | “I KNOCK ON PEOPLE’S DOORS TO TELL THEM ABOUT GOD” | 01:05:01 | |
A mormon calls in to tell me about the mission he’s being sent on to spread the gospel to Michigan. Afterwards a caller has anxiety about leaving for the coast guard in a month and a final caller details the intricate web of her multiple polyamorous relationships. I am banned from the Wal-Mart. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 01 Jan 2023 | "MY GRANDMOTHER HATES ME" | 00:57:50 | |
A caller (excitedly?) tells me of an (incestual?) relationship between her father and step-grandfather. Then we hear from a guy who believes his grandmother may hate him after years of her refusing to say “I love you” back, and a final caller grows suspicious of her new boyfriend after he asks her for a large sum of money. Animals have no concept of a New Year. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 30 Oct 2022 | ALISON WONDERLAND GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO | 01:34:40 | |
I am joined by the talented producer and DJ Alison Wonderland to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Calls start at: 14:27 More Alison stuff here: https://alisonwonderland.com/ Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 31 Aug 2022 | BOBBY LEE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO | 01:50:57 | |
I am joined by comedian Bobby Lee to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Callers include a woman battling with self confidence, a guy currently at his great grandma’s funeral, a guy severely addicted to jerking off, and more. We talk about a lot of other stuff too and Bobby calls me a fuck face. It was a great episode. Calls start at: 12:10 More Bobby stuff here: https://instagram.com/bobbyleelive?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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| 05 Nov 2023 | “I SLEEP WITH MY MOM” | 00:59:36 | |
A caller reveals that he’s been sharing a bed with his mom into his 20s. He talks about immigrating to the US from Pakistan, whether Tinder is better or worse than arranged marriages, balancing traditional family values with his own individuality, and more. It’s a great call. Then a caller tells me how jacking off to the smell of pot pie somehow resulted in a neuroscience career that has him giving mice HIV and curing it with weed. Can you spot me fare for the bus? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 10 Jul 2022 | BACK FROM THE DEAD | 00:46:36 | |
A caller told all her friends and acquaintances that her mother was dead, but now her mother is coming to her wedding. We discuss how she might be able to explain this one. Finally a woman tells me that she has panic attacks every time she goes to take a shit, and how she has dealt with this extreme fear of the bathroom throughout her life.
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| 22 Jan 2023 | ANTHONY FANTANO GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO | 02:59:40 | |
I am joined by renowned music critic Anthony Fantano to talk people on the phone as geckos. Topics include the toilet seat market, dealing with being alone, identity theft, a horny pet bird, the ethics of smoking weed, how long is too long to pursue a musical career, going on a date to the morgue, and other stuff too. Check out Anthony’s website here: https://www.theneedledrop.com I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 02 Jun 2024 | “PCP TURNED MY LIFE AROUND” | 01:03:58 | |
A caller on a family vacation opens up about her intense relationship with drugs, getting sober, hooking up at rehab, and how PCP changed her life (for the better?). Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 08 May 2022 | Therapy Gecko Live from LA (in front of human people) | 01:51:01 | |
I recorded this episode in live in front of 200 people at the Lodge Room in Los Angeles. For the first half of the show I talk to callers, then at around 1:04:52 I talk to people from the crowd. It was a raucous evening of lots of people talking and saying words. Conversation topics include getting high while driving, problematic grandparents, alien fetus lava lamps, voice acting, deadly parents, and lots of other things too. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 28 May 2023 | THE BART SIMPSON CYST | 01:01:42 | |
A couple immobilized by both of their recent injuries calls in to teach me about the painful situation that is vaginal cysts. Afterwards a caller ponders the ethics of him routinely stealing groceries, and a final couple tells me how their romance began at a McDonalds. Try not to make it weird. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 11 Sep 2024 | “MY DAD IS BEING WEIRD IN THE GROUP CHAT” | 00:44:48 | |
A caller is not sure how to react after their father tries to rekindle a relationship with him via a family group chat. Later a debates if she should do OnlyFans, a caller flees their life in Texas, and a final caller may or may not have encountered a Bigfoot sex cult. Please speak up I cannot hear you. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 02 Oct 2022 | "I'M MAKING A BIG CHANGE" | 00:59:33 | |
A caller and I discuss her desire to move to Ireland after the death of her father as a way of getting in touch with the community he came from Then a caller describes how experimenting with a butt plug resulted in a hospital visit, a caller is anxious about meeting her internet friends for the first time, and a guy shares his passion for the backyard wrestling group he’s been involved with for most of his life. Then I talk to a guy who operates tanks for the military as part of a bunch of street interviews I did outside the Washington Monument. Nothing and everything matters. I am a gecko. IRL video in Washington DC: https://youtu.be/gYGsi0kMFzg Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 13 Mar 2024 | THE PAPA JOHNS MISTRESS | 00:53:46 | |
A caller talks about a person they dislike who also happens to be the former mistress of well known pizza tycoon. Later a caller resonates with crabs, a caller tries to reach a compromise regarding his partner’s OnlyFans, and a final caller tells me about their controversial money making scheme. Don’t rush. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 17 Aug 2022 | "I'M A BOUNTY HUNTER" (recorded in real life) | 00:55:28 | |
I smashed my computer with a hammer and decided to go outside and talk people IRL at the park as a gecko. Those people include a bounty hunter searching for a fugitive, a man obsessed with Funko Pops, a young wedding photographer searching for what to do with his life, an actor who can’t feel emotions outside of his acting, and then also a caller at the end. I forget what the caller talked about but I remember it being interesting. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 22 Jun 2022 | "MY EX MIGHT BE A CANNIBAL" | 00:58:50 | |
We hear from a caller that after numerous red flags has reason to believe her ex-boyfriend is a cannibal. She tells us in detail about the uncomfortable events that lead to this theory. Then we talk to a caller who’s ex-girlfriend is maintaining a friendship with his grandma even after they’ve broken up, a caller who is cheating on his girlfriend with another man, a caller addicted to reckless driving, and a caller who is having to “reverse come out” after already telling his parents he’s gay. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 09 Apr 2023 | THE MACEDONIA EPISODE | 00:52:25 | |
A person calling from Macedonia (apparently that is in the Balkans) teaches me about his country and what life is like there. We exchange thoughts on commitment, communism, history, life goals, the afterlife, religion, sexuality, pyromania, and a lot of other stuff. Then another caller tells me about his plan to become a rich influencer via Chinese social media. Food tastes better when it’s shaped like a dinosaur. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 10 Apr 2024 | “METH AND CROSS DRESSING” | 00:56:29 | |
A caller explains how smoking meth helped them realize they enjoy wearing women’s clothing. Afterwards a prison guard talks about the bizarre things they’ve dealt with on the job and a final caller talks about what it’s like to have a second butthole. I think I left the oven on. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 06 Mar 2024 | “I HAVE NEVER PAID TAXES AND I HAVE 3 FAMILIES” | 01:04:23 | |
A caller open ups about never paying taxes, having 3 families due to the foster care system, and dating a cop. Afterwards a caller describes how masturbating has strained their family ties, a twitch streamer tries to find happiness, and a final caller tries to rebrand themselves after ending a toxic relationship. My tail is stuck in the door. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 29 Jun 2022 | "I THREW SOMEONE'S ASHES AWAY" | 01:01:06 | |
A caller tells me he accidentally threw away his sister’s roommate’s dad’s ashes and is receiving angry messages from the family. He talks with me on the phone as a way to procrastinate on dealing with the situation and facing up to them. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 23 Jul 2023 | “I RAN AWAY TO JOIN THE CIRCUS” | 00:53:06 | |
A former circus hand has torn feelings about the spontaneous life he used to live and the traditional life he has now at 44. Then I talk to a caller about his corroding relationship with his brother after the death of their father. Lastly we go to the Electric Forest festival in Rothbury Michigan to talk to a woman about talking to people (extremely meta). Electric forest video here: https://youtu.be/Be873Puo9wg Are platypuses real? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 17 Dec 2023 | TOOTHBRUSH MURDER MYSTERY | 00:55:33 | |
A caller describes the impasse she’s reached with her older brother who uses her toothbrush and also threatens to kill her sometimes. It is a Boston tale. Then I talk to a caller about why I love Spirit airlines (they did not pay me to say that) and a final caller opens up about seeing themselves in 3rd person and trying to feel comfortable in their own skin. You’ll get there. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 09 Nov 2022 | "I DRANK SOME GUY'S BLOOD" | 01:02:51 | |
A return caller gives me an update on a conversation we had a year ago, and says he’s glad he chose not to follow my advice. Then a person confesses that they once drank human blood due to their struggle with saying no to people, a guy struggles to make sense of a coworker’s sexual advances in their workplace, and an aspiring rapper plays me an original song that got him fired from his day job. Google says there are 20 quadrillion ants in the world. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 17 Sep 2023 | “I’M A HEALTH INSPECTOR AND MY CITY’S FOOD IS GROSS” | 00:57:31 | |
A health inspector keys me in on how 60% of their city’s food is gross, a caller tells me why she’s not going to her grandparent’s funeral, a caller dissects their one-sided attachment to fictional characters, and a final caller is very very confused about what a kink is. DM on Instagram (@lyle4ever) something you drew with a crayon. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 19 Feb 2023 | "WHAT I LEARNED FROM DRIVING A HOT DOG" | 00:57:07 | |
A caller reminisces with me about his time driving the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile across 30 different states. Then a caller tells me about their child’s secret open adoption, and we learn from a caller what it’s like being an ASMR YouTuber. Being an ant sounds scary. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 20 Jul 2022 | YUNG GRAVY GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO | 01:52:01 | |
I am joined on this episode by rapper Yung Gravy to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Yung Gravy is known for his blending of trap and oldies, his serial dating of older women, and being a nice guy. Callers include a cam girl trying to deal with negative comments, a woman considering using her vaginal juices as perfume, a woman who was recently given 5 years to live by her doctor, a guy receiving threats from a witch that he scorned, and more. Calls start at: 09:12 Keep up with Yung Gravy on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/yunggravy/videos I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 22 Feb 2023 | “HEY I’M TONY HOW YOU DOIN’?” | 01:03:55 | |
I talk to a solider and aspiring chef about exploring his sexuality as well as the possibility of opening an Italian-Mexican fusion restaurant. Spaghetti tacos baby. Afterwards a caller tells me how picking up a naked hitchhiker taught them they do too much for others, I talk to a food service worker about the miracle of crack, and a final caller doesn’t want to inherit the family business. Check under your phone case for snakes. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 24 Jul 2024 | “I CAN’T STOP PARTYING” | 00:55:58 | |
A 35 year old attempts to abandon his party lifestyle for the sake of his fiancé and kids. Not every movie is real. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 10 Aug 2022 | "I'M IN LOVE WITH 200FT MEN" | 01:07:46 | |
A caller tells me that she has an unusual sexual obsession with giant men over 200ft tall. We chat about how it has affected her romantic life, as well as how it feels to have a fantasy that’s physically impossible to fulfill. If you can see this then DM me a picture of brown rice on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 28 Jun 2023 | 1 MINUTE CALLS | 00:55:53 | |
This is the episode for people who think the calls are too long. Every call in this episode lasts only 1 minute. Ok some are 2 minutes but it’s my show and I can do what I want. Topics include ass atoms, if making friends is gay, killer bees, leaving people on read, pulling what drugs you’re going to do out of a hat, doing shrooms while playing VR, and more. 1 minute calls baby!!!!! Can you get me a drink while you’re out? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 15 May 2024 | “THE NAVY RUINED ME” | 00:59:27 | |
A caller reflects on his experience as a veteran living with schizophrenia. Then a caller prepares to confront his wife after learning about her affair, and a final caller talks about how hard it is to maintain a diet while working at a fast food restaurant. There is always a catch. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 12 Jun 2022 | FORGIVE AND FORGECK | 01:05:50 | |
A caller tells me about a neighbor who is causing him a good deal of stress. We get into the complexities of acting with kindness even toward someone you dislike. Afterwards we hear from a man who is trying to escape his mundane day job at Carvanna and become a school principal. We discuss his uncomfortable experiences with school growing up. Then we hear from a caller about their disdain for receiving compliments, a man who is seeking advice on how to connect with his half brother who recently moved to America, and a couple whose been experiencing a lot of intrusive thoughts lately. I think this was a good episode that you should tell your friends or dog about. But don't feel any pressure to do so. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 10 May 2023 | MENTAL HOSPITAL FOOD | 00:58:48 | |
A caller tells me how their stay at a mental health hospital went including reviews of the food there. Then I hear from a caller struggling to redeem himself after a series of poor relationships, a person wanting to play tic-tac-toe, and a caller alone at home while his fiancé is at her bachelorette party. We are the 3rd planet from the sun. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 05 Jul 2023 | DOMINIC FIKE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO | 01:15:20 | |
I am joined by musician and actor Dominic Fike to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Dominic is known for his starring role in the show Euphoria, making music, and being a chill guy. We talk to a self-hating musician, a woman getting over a breakup, a guy starting an OnlyFans after getting fired from Target for stealing, a guy who probably died while we were on the phone with him, a woman mending her broken vagina, and more. More Dom stuff here: https://www.youtube.com/@dominicfike Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 15 Nov 2023 | “I AM A CUCK” | 00:54:56 | |
An active member of the Adult Baby Community dives deep into his various kinks including being a cuck, despite how much of a loser it makes him feel like. Afterwards we hear from a famous internet critic and a recently hired railroader chats with me about his experience working on trains. There is nothing like taking a nap in jeans. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 14 May 2023 | THE AUSTRALIA EPISODE | 01:04:26 | |
This episode features people calling in from around Australia to talk about the famed Australian hobby of driving around, a war that happened where everyone there fought birds (?), the drug scene down under, the outback, tap dancing, and more. Later I talk to a musician about whether to settle down or live the dream. Crikey! I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 03 May 2023 | THE PSYCHEDELIC CAT EXPERIENCE | 00:59:09 | |
An extremely high man calls in to talk about having 9 cats and NFT stuff. His name is Corey. He’s chill. Afterwards an employee tells us what it’s like at a suburban Walmart in Utah at 3 am, then a caller tells me about having his marriage blessed by a serpent and running a breakfast restaurant. Go stare at the moon. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 19 Nov 2023 | “SHOULD I BE A STRIPPER?” | 00:59:02 | |
A caller tries to decide whether or not to get back into stripping after taking a short hiatus to get clean from cocaine. Then a caller tells me how she wound up with an ankle monitor and reminisces about her experience going to Mexico with a stranger, and a final caller talks about why curing cancer is boring. I hope GTA 6 is good. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 04 May 2022 | "I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS" | 01:06:40 | |
A caller tells me about the lifelong harassment he's endured from what he believes are visitors from another planet. We dissect the intentions of the aliens and how they were perceived by the caller. Then a lady calls in to tell me about how she's handling her recent herpes diagnosis, and then we hear from a man who's having an affair with a married woman. I think it is a really good and interesting episode. I only write that in these descriptions when it's true. Ok. That's it. No more. Go home. You're drunk. I'm a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 16 Apr 2023 | BLACK MARKET VIAGRA | 01:01:19 | |
Calls regarding flipping viagra pills, a life changing scooter accident in a foreign country, a burgeoning artist, and the Target parking lot. Try turning it off and back on again. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 10 Sep 2023 | THE WAYWARD COUSINS | 00:57:30 | |
A caller tells me how he’s been put in charge of his teenage cousins against his will after their mom was put in jail. We also talk about how this would make a cool tv show. Afterwards a caller is kicked out of the house by her boyfriend and I review contemporary television with a final caller. What are you bringing to the office potluck? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 17 Jul 2022 | "MY BOYFRIEND SLEPT WITH MY MOM" | 01:01:53 | |
Calls from a woman who caught her boyfriend sleeping with her mom and continued the relationship for five more years, a dude with epilepsy who purposely gives himself seizures to get out of doing stuff he doesn’t want to do, a caller who’s bitter about his height hurting his dating opportunities, and a woman who once saw a velociraptor enter her room through a portal. Checks out. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 28 Jul 2024 | “I GOT ARRESTED” | 00:52:37 | |
A caller gets arrested after hallucinating on acid, leading to a bout of positive life changes. Afterwards a caller can’t decide if they should marry or break up with their girlfriend and final caller dives deep into the niche toy market. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 12 Mar 2023 | “I GET BIT A LOT” | 01:01:21 | |
A caller trying to get into the physical education industry is not sure if it’s worth getting bitten by his students. Afterwards a caller tells me about her mother’s longtime wish for her to be gay, a caller shares how buying a gecko suit ended in romance, and I catch up with a friend from high school. Buying a book always feels like I’m lying to myself that I’ll read it. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 26 Jul 2023 | “I PLAY IN A NUDE VOLLEYBALL LEAGUE” | 01:07:00 | |
A professional nude volleyball player tells me all of the ins and outs of what goes on at a nudist resort. No pun intended. Seriously. There’s a lot less sex going on than I thought. Then a caller tells me about his dating life after testicular cancer left him with only one ball. He also goes to the same college I went to and we make a lot of niche references to the various places that people smoke weed on campus. It’s a deep connection. Finally we transport to a park in Amsterdam to talk to a Dutch student filmmaker about messing with tourists, his thoughts on America, and life in general. Sorry. I am a gecko. More Amsterdam street interviews here: https://youtu.be/MZcCDDc4xEA Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 24 Sep 2023 | “WHY DID I CALL A LIZARD?” | 01:01:33 | |
A father ponders why they have such an aversion to therapy that they have been driven to call my gecko show, I talk to a guy about the pros/cons of getting high in various aspects of our lives, and a pretzel chef disses her boss at the zoo she works at. There is expired soup in your fridge. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 07 Jun 2023 | “I WAS A 911 OPERATOR” | 00:59:31 | |
An ex-911 dispatcher tells me about his 1st day on the job, pranks calls, and his overall thoughts about the gig. Then I talk to a caller who is not sure if having friends is worth it after his friend violently broke his sink while wrestling him. Can I have a piece of gum? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 24 Jul 2022 | "I ALMOST RUINED A WEDDING" | 00:58:15 | |
A caller struggles with whether or not to tell his wife that he completely destroyed the men’s bathroom at her friend’s wedding. Then a caller struggles with whether or not to remain with her partner after they transition genders, a caller accidentally gets his ex pregnant, and a caller who’s been bald their whole life finally begins to sprout hair. I think this was a good podcast. I am gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 28 Dec 2022 | “I’M AFRAID THE END OF THE WORLD IS SOON” | 00:58:27 | |
A caller tells me how a bible study trip resulted in a persistent feeling of anxiety about the world ending. Afterwards a caller gets caught in a love triangle with his girlfriend and her mom, and a student from Germany calls in the middle of the night to reflect on how his rough childhood inspired him to teach children about emotional vulnerability. Don’t do anything I wouldn't do. Or do. I’m not your mom. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 13 Dec 2023 | “I MASTURBATED IN AN ATTACK HELICOPTER” | 01:03:09 | |
A caller explains how he masturbated in an attack helicopter while deployed for war, and how his life is going now. Afterwards a caller experiences conflict from his double identities as a BDSM dungeon goer and a conservative christian, and I catch up with a couple that got engaged at one of my live shows. I don’t think your brother likes me. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 17 May 2023 | “I THREW MY EX’S STUFF OUT” | 00:59:02 | |
Two friends tell me how their brutal breakups have brought them to the exciting state of Mississippi for a girl’s trip. Afterwards a Jamba Juice employee speaks on being raised Buddhist and a DJ describes to me his obsessive fantasy involving a girl he has barely spoken to. Then we end with an IRL interview I did on the streets of Japan with a woman visiting the country from Australia. She tells me how processing a death in the family brought her to Tokyo. It is very you to listen to this podcast. I am a gecko.
Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 07 Aug 2022 | NOEL MILLER GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO | 01:46:21 | |
I am joined by comedian Noel Miller to be geckos and talk to people on the phone. Noel is best known as a comedian, musician, and host of the Tiny Meat Gang podcast. He is also a nice guy. Callers include a girl who is hesitant about her long-distance relationship working out, a caller being charged as a domestic terrorist, a man who is addicted to sleeping with straight married men, a woman regretting her tattoo decision, and a person who is haunted by a lifelong prank. Calls start at 13:17 Follow Noel Miller on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/c/thenoelmiller I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 06 Sep 2023 | DANNY BROWN GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO | 02:30:48 | |
I am joined by musician and podcast host Danny Brown to talk to people on the phones as geckos. Danny Brown is known for his killer hits from albums like “The Hybrid” and his recent collaborative album with JPEGMAFIA titled “SCARING THE HOES”. He is also a cool guy. We talk to a caller whose boyfriend is choosing Roblox over her, a solider who jerks off in pies, a man exhausted by his alcoholic coworker, and several other people too. I also talked to Danny about sober life and perspective and other cool things. Check out Danny Brown’s stuff here. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 22 Nov 2023 | “MY PARENTS ARE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE” | 01:01:34 | |
A 29 year old caller struggles to move out of his parent’s house due to feeling like he owes them some sort of debt. Afterwards a caller attempts to sabotage her sister’s adult entertainment career, a caller feels he is a better member of society when he’s intoxicated, and an acrobat gets concerned that their yoga pants are too revealing. You can eat dinner at 2pm. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 11 Oct 2023 | “MY COUSIN MARRIED MY EX” | 01:03:26 | |
A caller tells me about the chaotic relationship he has with an ex who married his cousin, and may unknowingly be raising his child. Then a caller talks about growing up adopted from China and how that influenced her desire to illustrate children’s books, and a final caller explains how they reached out to a caller from a different episode and now they both ride motorcycles together. Flip a coin if you can’t decide. I am a gecko.
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| 26 Apr 2023 | "I'M A FIRST RESPONDER" | 01:02:12 | |
I talk to a caller about being an EMT while she was still in high school, whether or not it’s ethical to neuter dogs, and saving mountain children from certain death. Then I talk to a caller who regrets cheating in a relationship, a caller having mixed feelings about his peer’s growth, and a caller embattled in a workplace lawsuit. Jump up and down 3 times. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 05 Oct 2022 | "I HAVE AMNESIA" | 01:03:03 | |
A caller describes not being able to remember anything from her life prior to a year ago, and how her dissociative amnesia has forced her to rediscover herself. Then we hear from a caller who is questioning reality after a two tab acid trip, a caller who is not sure if she can make friends due to her niche interests scaring away her peers, and a caller who can no longer enjoy his local pizza after tasting better pizza in another town. Draw something in Microsoft Paint and DM me it on Instagram (@Lyle4ever). I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 03 Jul 2024 | “CREMATING DOGS RUINED MY RELATIONSHIP” | 01:03:35 | |
A caller tells me how working in a pet crematorium ruined his relationship and also tells some kind of fucked up stories. Afterwards a tattoo artist takes us through their tumultuous last few years and a final caller tries to drop everything to become an Alaskan chef. If you listen closely the sun is screaming. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 24 May 2023 | “I CONVERTED RELIGIONS ON A WHIM” | 01:01:31 | |
After a harsh break up, a caller travels alone to India and meets a stranger in a hostel that guides him on a wild adventure involving converting to Islam, joining a family, and giving a speech in front of hundreds of people. It’s a doozy of a call. Afterwards a caller explains how being high during their first day on the job at Wendy’s got them fired on the spot. Smell the roses more. Unless there are wasps. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 19 Mar 2023 | “I WAS LOST AT SEA” | 00:58:21 | |
A caller tells me how a company fishing trip stranded him at sea on a sinking boat while surrounded by sharks for 21 hours. Next a caller reads me notes from a journal they kept during an era of Tinder hook-ups, a caller ponders when to stop helping someone you care about, a concerned daughter worries her sister is scheming on their father’s will, and a final caller admits they’ve been habitually masturbating in sensory deprevation tanks. Write a poem about a hat and put it in your desk and never read it again. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 04 Sep 2022 | "I'M AFRAID TO DIE" | 00:58:36 | |
This is one of my favorite calls I’ve taken on this podcast: a caller and I discuss his persistent health anxiety and how it has leaked into all aspects of his life. We chat about what it means to navigate life while juggling a daunting fear of death, while also reflecting on how death unites us all. Then a couple asks me to weigh in on a important disagreement they are caught in: is it gay to jizz on your own face? Later a caller and I weigh the pros and cons of donating your sperm to a sperm bank. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 21 Aug 2024 | “I HELP PEOPLE DIE” | 01:00:10 | |
A Canadian calls in to talk about their job assisting with medically induced euthanasia, and why they find it beautiful. Then a caller seeks vengeance via martial arts, and a final caller debates whether or not to reveal his polyamorous lifestyle to his religious family. Someone please do the dishes. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 07 Jul 2024 | “I QUIT VAPING TO PEG MY BF” | 01:09:50 | |
A caller’s boyfriend incentivizes her to quit vaping by allowing her to peg him. Later a caller tries to decide if she should move to Japan to be with her long distance boyfriend, a caller tries to figure out how to talk to people, and a final caller takes a new risk. The bridge is burning. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 27 Aug 2023 | THE JEWISH EPISODE | 01:02:17 | |
A caller and I talk about growing up Jewish and also go deep into childhood anxieties that may have followed us into adulthood. This feels like the most I ever talked about myself on here maybe. Then we teleport to the streets of Perth Australia to talk to an aspiring zoologist who argues that trespassing should be legalized as well as a guy trying to be more upfront on dates. Perth is one of the most isolated cities in the world, with nothing but uninhabitable forests for miles in every direction. Yet people still manage to live there, walk around, talk to each other, and eat food. Check out the full video from Perth: https://youtu.be/iyMZVKj3Bss What is your WiFi password? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 30 Apr 2023 | THE SINGLE CHEEKED MAN | 01:01:05 | |
A caller describes her tumultuous experience hooking up with a man with only one buttcheek, and how she makes weird dolls that look like Sid’s toys from Toy Story. DM me pictures of lions on instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 23 Aug 2023 | THE SWEDISH INVASION | 00:59:50 | |
A Swedish student studying in New York tells me about her experiences with dating apps, being afraid of porn, making friends in America, getting high, and more. Then a musician regales me with a new song of his that samples audio from this very podcast. I may or may not pursue legal action. Let me know if mentioning this podcast in your Tinder bio gets you more matches. I am a gecko. Check out the full video from Perth: https://youtu.be/iyMZVKj3Bss What is your WiFi password? I am a gecko.
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| 24 Jan 2024 | THE WHATABURGER DRIVE-THRU ORGY | 00:53:26 | |
A caller tells how his love for ketamine led him to an orgy in the drive-thru of a Whataburger. Then a caller working at a local arcade tells their experience of growing up as the only black man in their town, and a final caller takes a break from cutting off cat cocks to talk to me about her career as an opera singer. The light inside the fridge is fascinating. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 01 May 2024 | “I FOUND OUT MY BABY WASN’T MINE” | 00:56:20 | |
A caller raises a baby for 7 months before finding out he’s not the father. Then I talk to a final caller about living in the woods, an Osama Bin Ladin slot machine, and alcoholism. Not necessarily in that order. Shit. I spilled my juice. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 07 Feb 2024 | “I WAS KIDNAPPED BY MY TUTOR” | 00:54:19 | |
A caller shares their experience of being kidnapped by a weird math tutor they met in high school. Other callers include a man working through his destructive tendencies, a pregnant woman being labeled as a “baby trapper,” and philosophy student who challenges the existence of this show Do you know any good jokes? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 21 Apr 2024 | “I ENCOUNTERED ALIENS” | 00:49:57 | |
A woman shares the long string of alien encounters she’s experienced throughout her life, and worries what they mean for her daughter. Then a final caller and I reflect on how she might scheme her way out of a day job. It’s a whole thing. I am a gecko.
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| 07 Jan 2024 | “MY MOTHER IS A WHORE AND MY DAD IS A SIMP” | 01:00:58 | |
A caller describes how the fickle relationship she has with her “whore mother” who tried to sleep with her fiancé has prepared her in becoming a mother herself. Later I talk to a caller who’s having trouble moving on with his life after a failed Dairy Queen robbery he committed 10 years ago leaves a felony on his record. Afterwards I talk with a person having a plastic surgery they can’t afford and a guy who claims my live show prolonged his collapsing relationship. Time to look out the window for 42 minutes. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 12 Feb 2023 | "I HATE MY NAME" | 01:00:16 | |
A caller fills me in on the pros and cons of being named Will Smith. Afterwards a caller tells me how he used several loads of cum to get revenge on his roommate, a caller has difficulty connecting with her estranged sister, and a caller trying to re-enter the dating scene as a single father. Do you have any games on your phone that I could play? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||
| 29 Nov 2023 | “I PICK UP MY AUNT’S POOP” | 00:59:56 | |
A caller expresses how having to take care of his 94 year old aunt has severely limited his ability to develop his own life, so we discuss his options. Afterwards a Swedish hat maker discusses how she got fucked over by the Danish government and a caller talks about his unrealistic expectations for being 20 years old. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE. | |||