The Unbreakable Movie Chain (moviechain)

This week on The Unbreakable Movie Chain, Ed and Gould calypso dance through the lurid bureaucracy of the afterlife in Tim Burton’s Beetlejuice. With sand snakes, roadkill civil servants and bioexorcisms galore!

Also:

• The impossibility of getting through a Blue Velvet / Mulholland Drive double bill with brain intact.
• Someone thinks Mars Attacks is a snooze.
• A brief rant about the state of comedy in modern cinema.

“Even if the film’s terrible there’s gonna be at least one performance that’s worth watching.” - Ed on Michael Keaton.

“It was so nice to watch a good Tim Burton film!” - Maddie on Tim Burton’s patchy 21st century output.

“It upsets me actually that she doesn’t get any kind of comeuppance in the film, she’s just a dick who’s there.” - Gould on Jane.

CONTENT WARNING – Contains references to suicide

SPOILER WARNING – Contains very mild spoilers for Fruitvale Station (2013) and Lars and the Real Girl (2007). Major spoilers (pound in the jar, Gould) for Heaven Can Wait (1943)

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In this, our first ever bonus episode, we run through our top ten favourite screen performances. Including a crossdressing musician, a sweary scotsman and a mountainous magic man.

“There’s the overblown romance of one of the relationships and this is the quiet, subtle romance that touches my heart” - Gould

“If he doesn’t end up on my top 10 list when we do villains, then something’s gone wrong for a lot of other people in a lot of other movies.” - Ed

“You almost make me want to go and watch it, but I can’t because it upsets me too much.” - Gould

CONTENT WARNING – Nothing to see here.

SPOILER WARNING – We’re so sorry, we couldn’t do this without spoiling a bunch of stuff: Spoilers for Batman Returns, The Godfather, The Green Mile and The Wicker Man.

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Welcome to Alabama, land of guns, grits and the electric chair. Don’t accidentally confess to any murders while you’re here, or it’s death row for you... and if you don’t have a fast-talking New York lawyer for a cousin, you’re a goner. That’s the predicament we find ourselves in this week as we take a look at cult 90s courtroom comedy My Cousin Vinny. Featuring mud, inappropriate courtroom attire and Barry off Friends!

Also:

• The Exorcist, The Shining, American Werewolf in London and other Halloween treats
• Gould’s Shocktober Challenge roundup
• Charlton Heston… actor?

“What is a grit?” - Gould

“Is it a punch? It doesn’t look like a punch. The sound effect is definitely a punch.” - Ed

“The more we’re talking about it, the more I love this film.” - Gould

Link

Pet Sematary 🔗My Cousin Vinny

Fred Gwynne as Jud Crandall to Fred Gwynne as Judge Chamberlain Haller

CONTENT WARNING – Should be fine here

SPOILER WARNING – Don’t think we dropped any major clangers this week

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"Howdy!" We’ve cleaned off the Alabama mud from our last time out, and we’re heading to the bright lights of The City of Angels to take in David Lynch’s fevered Hollywood nightmare, Mulholland Drive. Armed with Lynch’s own clues/red herrings. Informed by the wild theories of internet obsessives. We do our very best to get to the bottom of this enigmatic puzzle box of a movie… one that placed 8th on the BFI’s greatest movies of all time. Featuring – ominous conversations, unexplained keys, crippling identity crises and a sinister cowboy.

“Notice the coffee cup… which one? There are so many! Ashtrays! Ashtrays!!!” -Ed

“It’s a bit of an escape room of a film.” - Gould

“That’s Billy Ray Cyrus, yeah, whose acting is as authentic as his music.” - Ed

Also

Anatomy of a Fall, Dream Scenario, The Lost Daughter and A Clockwork Orange

How long is too long for a film to be?

Ed, unsurprisingly struggles with the synopsis, Gould cuts to the chase.

Link

My Cousin Vinny 🔗 Mulholland Drive

Cinematographer Peter Deming

CONTENT WARNING – Could be triggering for actors. Also brief references to suicide and sexual assault.

SPOILER WARNING – We’re getting better at this, no big spoilers

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What did you watch this summer? We’ve been on our holidays and we came back with so much to talk about that we decided to put our highlights (and lowlights) in a special bonus episode. Kicking off with a long overdue discussion of the summer’s biggest hits, Barbie and Oppenheimer, we then take a whistlestop tour of the best, the worst, and the weirdest films we watched over the summer. Featuring subway breakdowns, comedy familicide, shuttlecock football.

“There was a brief period in the middle where I was quite cross with the film.” - Gould

“It kind of revels and glorifies something really quite awful… what a thoroughly depressing movie.” - Ed

“I cannot tell you how surprised I am to discover I loved this film as much as I did,” - Gould

CONTENT WARNING – Nothing to worry about here.

SPOILER WARNING – Spoilers for Barbie, Oppenheimer, Football Factory, A Nightmare on Elm Street. Please do like, follow and get in touch via any of the following channels:

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Ho ho ho! We hope you all had a wonderful Christmas. Now that the festivities are out of the way, it’s time to pull the Movie Chain crystal ball out of the attic, and gaze upon the wonders that 2024 promises to inflict upon the movie-going public. Turns out there’s a lot to get excited for, including new offerings from Bong Joon-Ho, Jonathan Glazer and Yorgos Lanthimos.

But first we have to cut a path through a thicket of sequels, prequels, reboots, spin-offs and other cash-ins from the Franchise Nightmare Universe. We do just that, so you know what to look out for in the new year!

“I don’t think there’s a more try-hard actor in Hollywood than Ryan Reynolds.” - Ed

“He’s somehow been allowed to make another feast of antisemitism… I have nothing but contempt for that movie.” - Ed

“At least there was a handy child planted in the first film that they could use as a grown-up.” - Gould

CONTENT WARNING – A lot of potentially controversial opinions in this episode. Including on Ryan Reynolds, Planet of the Apes, Mel Gibson and many others. Come at us.

SPOILER WARNING – Here’s a spoiler… 2024 will feature a lot of films you’ve basically already seen.

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Hello and welcome to this first Off The Chain episode of The Unbreakable Movie Chain. This time out we chat Denis Villeneuve’s epic Dune 2, Alex Garland’s horrifying Civil War and Dev Patel’s kick-ass directorial debut Monkey Man.

Also, there’ve been two scary nun movies (one good, one bad) and two lesbians-on-the-road crime movies (one good, one bad) for us to delve into!

But wait, there’s more!! We have two barking-mad Nicolas Cage home-watches to recommend.

Trailer zone

Maxxxine

The Fall Guy

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

Twisters

Fancy Dance

Firebrand

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Get ready for a twist! This week we’re covering our first M. Night Shyamalan movie:  2000’s real-world superhero flick, Unbreakable. All seems to be going well until Ed starts picking at the threads. Featuring shattered bones, shoddy parenting and vaguely-defined superpowers!

“None of it makes a drop of sense.” - Ed

“M. Night Shyamalan has got a gift when it comes to working with child actors.” - Gould

“David Dunn might be the single dumbest protagonist I’ve ever encountered in anything.” - Ed

Also

• American Fiction, The Zone of Interest and The Iron Claw
• We introduce new rules for the timed synopsis
• Trailers good and bad

Link:

The Fast and The Furious 🔗 Unbreakable

Directors who make cameos in their own films

Trailers of the week:

Monkey Man

Love Lies Bleeding

Immaculate

Civil War

Sex Lives of The Potato Men revisited

CONTENT WARNING – No issues here

SPOILER WARNING – All good

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In this special introduction to the pod our co-hosts, Madeline Gould and Ed Howells answer three burning questions – “Who the Hell are they?”, “What the Hell are they doing?”, and “Why on Earth are their voices making the journey from their cupboards to my ears?” SPOILER: The answer to all of these questions has something to do with loving movies and hoping that you do too.

Also -

• Films that scare, films that arouse, films that make you laugh, films that make you punch the air
• The Spicer Lovejoy hall of fame
• Ed shows just how eclectic his movie tastes are by bringing up Jurassic Park and The Godfather

“I suspect that John Travolta’s not going to be a fan” - Gould

“I think I’m a little more tolerant of pretentious bullshit than you are” - Ed

“You just wanna watch the world burn” - Gould

CONTENT WARNING – Not really a content warning, but something on this recording went wrong with Ed’s sound quality, he apologises and won’t allow his standards to slip again.

SPOILER WARNING – A teeny tiny spoiler for Star Trek Into Darkness (answers on a postcard for where the emphasis goes in that film title).

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In this, the first episode of The Unbreakable Movie Chain, Ed and Gould don their headscarves and shades and gas up the tank for a fun, revenge-fuelled roadtrip with Thelma & Louise. Featuring classic diners, inept cops and getting laid and betrayed by two thirds of Brad Pitt.

Also:

• Revelling in the gory splatter-fest that is Evil Dead Rise.
• A brief discussion of the merits of fighting Kirk Douglass in your pants one-handed.
• Is 1995’s Judge Dredd really one of the stupidest films Ed has ever seen? Yes, and he loves it.

“This is before he went super-whoomfy.” - Gould on Hans Zimmer

“If Ridley Scott has made a film and you’ve not heard of it, it’s probably because they’ve done a lot of work to bury it.” - Gould on 1492: Conquest of Paradise

“It’s not Michael Bay shooting Megan Fox’s arse all the time, it’s appropriate.” - Ed on leery camerawork

CONTENT WARNING – This episode contains discussion of abuse and rape

SPOILER WARNING – Contains mild spoilers for 1958’s The Vikings

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Sometimes dead is better. For this week’s episode we’re continuing our dalliance with the undead as we peak from behind our hands (at least, the more squeamish of us did) at the 1989 version of Stephen King’s most horrifying novel… Pet Sematary. Featuring terrible parenting, inevitable roadkill and the most adorable zombie in cinema history.

Also

• Killers of the Flower Moon
• The joys of film festivals
• Gould has an idea for a cosy mystery

“The cat comes back with big yellow eyes, which means it’s evil now.” - Ed

“The pet sematary looks like a Halloween display outside someone’s house.” - Gould

“It’s basically anti-truck propaganda.” - Ed

Link:

Frankenstein 🔗 Pet Sematary

The raising of the dead

CONTENT WARNING – Can’t talk about this movie without talking about untimely death of all varieties, so we do. We try to keep it light, though.

SPOILER WARNING – One of us drops a spoiler for The Da Vinci Code. The other has never seen it.

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Wait, what happens to Beth? In the latest episode we tackle Greta Gerwig’s 2019 adaptation of Louisa May Alcott’s classic novel (or, more accurately, pair of novels) Little Women. Featuring marriage refusals, narrative whiplash and Beth’s Death.

Also

• Asteroid City leaves us cold.
• The horrors of a Festen/The Hunt double bill.
• Ed tries to sell Gould on Christopher Nolan.

“It’s nice to know what I’ll be complaining about when I’m 50.” - Ed

“That’s the thing everybody knows about Little Women.” - Gould

“I wanted her to achieve Laurie.” - Ed

CONTENT WARNING – This is a wholesome discussion of a wholesome movie.

SPOILER WARNING – No significant spoilers for anything!

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It’s alive!! This week we’re getting down and dirty with the resurrection men to retrieve bodies for reanimation, then sitting back to watch the horror unfold in James Whale’s 1931 adaptation of Frankenstein. We all know that Frankenstein’s the doctor and his creation’s the creature, right? But which one’s the monster? We try to untangle this conundrum while examining the film as an early example of queer cinema, before tackling the real burning question… why on earth did they rename him Henry???

Also

• Gould somehow found time in her Shocktober challenge to catch up with a comedy classic

• Saltburn, The Lesson and The Creator

• The relentless movie factory that was the studio system blows our minds

“Even some of the most respected publications say Frankenstein and are referring to the monster” - Gould

“It’s interesting how we’ve moved on, because I wouldn’t have a problem showing this movie to anyone over the age of about eight.” - Ed

“It made me cry. And you know how I don’t like to feel my feelings.” - Gould

Link:

Jurassic Park 🔗 Frankenstein. John Hammond’s hubristic desire to play God to Henry Frankenstein’s identical hubris.

CONTENT WARNING – The film deals with death and resurrection, including the death of a child. We also touch on director James Whale’s suicide.

SPOILER WARNING – Bride of Frankenstein

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Take the phone off the hook and the plastic off the couch! This week we’re opening up our cosy, black and white existence to the seductive danger of colour. That’s right, we’re covering one of Ed’s all time favourites… Pleasantville. Featuring: the warm greeting, proper nutrition and, of course, safe sex.

Also:

• Poor Things
• The joys of the National Trust
• Did Gould’s Mum enjoy Saltburn?

“Watching it through this time, I got really emotional.” - Gould

“Joan Allen delivers arguably the greatest masturbation scene in cinema history.” - Ed

“What is this organisation of small, old TV repairmen going round implanting modern teenagers into 1950s sitcoms?” - Gould

Link:

The Wizard of Oz 🔗Pleasantville

The mixing of black & white and colour cinematography for storytelling purposes

CONTENT WARNING – Nothing to see here

SPOILER WARNING – Not a one

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Strap on your two-way wrist radios and get ready to hit the streets with Gould and Ed as they face off against cinematic crime – in the form of 1990’s Dick Tracy. Featuring painted backdrops, gratuitous nipples and all the latex in the land!

Also

• Did our hosts enjoy their recent trips to the theatre?
• Which of us let the side down by sitting in the sun rather than watching Beau is Afraid?
• What on Earth are the Oscars for?

“If a whole other team of people did a Dick Tracy film that was completely separate from this, I’d be intrigued… but I don’t want it to have anything to do with this.” - Gould.

“Either you abandon the ice cream sundae or you see it through to the end and regret it for the rest of the day” - Ed.

“He’s just a man who wants to choreograph a dance routine... that’s all he wants.” - Gould.

CONTENT WARNING – We can’t find anything in here to warn you of, sorry if we’ve missed anything!

SPOILER WARNING – Big spoiler for Batman (1989) and Three Men and a Little Lady (1990) Ed begs your forgiveness.

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Don't forget your flamethrowers, it's time to enter The Hive...

This episode, we're discussing Paul W. S. Anderson's adaptation of the ground-breaking video game phenomenon, Resident Evil. We cover the thrill of playing horror video games, the genius of amnesia and Michelle Rodriguez having an absolute blast. 

“It takes a while for her to turn into a zombie because she's fucking nails.” - Ed

“We know he's different from the other men, because he's got a blue shirt on” - Gould

“Fuck you, you gorgeous, talented bitch” - Gould

Link:

The Fifth Element 🔗 Resident Evil

Mila Jovovic

Help save the UK's oldest working cinema

Apologies for Gould's sound on this one, we think it was the Red Queen...

CONTENT WARNING – No issues here

SPOILER WARNING – All good

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Here’s to you, dear listeners! On this week’s Unbreakable Movie Chain, Gould and Ed come of age chatting Mike Nichols’ The Graduate. Taking your date to a strip show while doing the dirty with her mum? We call that a summer well spent.

Also:

• Ed went to see the 4k restoration of The Wicker Man.
• The omnipresence of the actor Kevin Eldon.
• Why wasn’t Sidney Poitier nominated for an Oscar at the 40th Academy Awards? I think we can guess.

“My frustration was with my own rampant disorganisation.” - Ed

“You wanna lick the screen.” - Gould

“He’s a neurotic mess, he’s a complete weirdo… I relate hard.” - Ed

CONTENT WARNING – If chat about marital infidelity is a problem for you, give this one a miss, otherwise you’ll be fine.

SPOILER WARNING – We spoil the end of Titanic but, really, if you don’t know how Titanic ends by now go away and watch it immediately, before someone ruins it forever. It’ll only take three hours of your life.

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Checking in? This episode we're feeling the heat and peeling back the wallpaper to take a look at the Coen Brothers' early masterpiece, Barton Fink. What's in the box? It may look like a long one, but the last 15 minutes of this ep are dedicated to a spoilery Saltburn stand-off.

Also:

Napoleon, The Peasants and some tough truths about 2001: A Space Odyssey.

"The Common Man is a choir of Fishmongers" - Gould

"That's what his job is, is to suffer" - Ed

"I'll just be a writer then. Rather than a WRITER" - Ed

Link

Mulholland Drive 🔗Barton Fink

Nightmarish depictions of Hollywood

CONTENT WARNING – Brief allusions to murder

SPOILER WARNING – Potential spoilers for Se7en and The Sixth Sense, but it could be one of those "if you know, you know" things.

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The Wizard of Oz (1939)

I don’t think we’re in our cupboards anymore! This week, we’re strapping on our ruby slippers and hitting the yellow brick road to find out if there really is no place like home. That’s right, it’s time for a certified classic… we’re watching The Wizard of Oz! Featuring apple fights, homesickness, and “I want” songs!

A word of warning. One of us quite strongly took against this film, while we wouldn’t normally warn you of this, we are aware of how important The Wizard of Oz may be to some of you, and we don’t want to cause any hurt. As ever, our opinions are just those of two idiots.

Also:

• A somewhat unkind digression on Johnny Flynn (sorry Johnny)
• One Life
• Gould’s been mainlining bleak crime drama

“I was surprised by how much I hated it.” - Gould

“I think it’s a cold, cold heart that can’t be warmed by The Wizard of Oz” - Ed

“I find the munchkins really upsetting to look at.” - Ed

Link:

The Bad and The Beautiful 🔗The Wizard of Oz

Art Director (and serial Oscar winner) Cedric Gibbons

Content Warning – Contains discussion of outdated language regarding little people. 

Spoiler Warning – A spoiler for Roald Dahl’s Matilda. Potentially a spoiler for One Life. 

Judy Garland and Ray Bolger reminisce

Judy Garland and Ray Bolger singing If I Only Had A Brain

Sir Nicholas Winton on That's Life

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Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Mila Jovovic? That’s right, Ed’s showing his age by banging on about Captain Planet again as we try to make sense of Luc Besson’s whacky sci-fi adventure The Fifth Element. Featuring the human torso, classic farce and Chris Tucker being far, far too much.

Also

• Treasure hunting in CEX
• Sick day films
• Hate-watching Eli Roth movies

“It’s not nourishing, it’s a packet of McDonald’s chips.” - Gould

“His films are very stylish, but they’re just the surface.” - Ed

“I love the androgyny of it.” - Gould

Link:

Unbreakable 🔗 The Fifth Element

The iconic Bruce Willis

Help save the UK's oldest working cinema

CONTENT WARNING – No issues here

SPOILER WARNING – All good

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Brum brum brum. Fasten your seat belts, we’re off drag-racing around Southern California with one of the stupidest movies we’ve ever had the pleasure to absolutely rinse over a couple of pints. That’s right, it’s the The Fast and The Furious. Featuring: Cars, babes, and other things fourteen year old boys like to stare at.

“Vin Diesel is this juvenile petrolhead Fagin with all these boring car nerd children.” - Gould

“I didn’t expect to be as bored as I was.” - Ed

“Surely they could have come up with a different name for the big race in the desert than Race Wars.” - Gould

Also:

Chaplin and the Marx Brothers

Ashley Judd movies

Ed attempts some maths, it doesn’t go well

Link:

Pleasantville 🔗 The Fast and The Furious

Paul Walker performances

Youtube Hole:

Charlie Chaplin - City Lights, Boxing Match

Charlie Chaplin - Modern Times, Factory Scene

Charlie Chaplin - The Gold Rush, Roll Dance

Marx Brothers - Duck Soup, Mirror Scene

Marx Brothers - A Night At The Opera, Contract Routine

Classic Trailer Of The Week:

The Dirty Dozen (1967)

CONTENT WARNING – Nothing to worry about

SPOILER WARNING – We’re getting better at this, no spoilers for other movies

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Hold onto your butts! This week we’re off on prehistoric safari through Jurassic Park – featuring Laura Dern’s lopsided running, Samuel L Jackson’s severed arm and Jeff Goldblum’s bare chest. Will we be consumed by our nostalgia for childhood dino-thrills? Only one way to find out!

Also

• Giving up on bad movies
• Gould’s controversial thoughts on Scorsese
• Past Lives and Scrapper

“I don’t know how to love something critically, I only know how to gush.” - Gould

“Yul Brynner is a clever girl.” - Ed

“Do you mean Muldoon, and how I want him to be my husband?” - Gould

CONTENT WARNING – Nothing we can think of to warn you of.

SPOILER WARNING – Some mild spoilers for the subsequent movies in the Jurassic Park franchise

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Which character’s which? On this episode of The Unbreakable Movie Chain we get lost in Sofia Copolla’s hazy, dreamlike debut feature The Virgin Suicides. Featuring sack-like prom dresses, questionable parenting, and Josh Hartnett’s Lego hair.

Also

• David Fincher’s Zodiac, Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio, and the indie-horror double whammy of Last Shift and its remake Malum.
• Which film franchise has been Gould’s decorating companion?
• Ed’s confusion over the literary awards circuit and it’s ability to bend time

“To be perfectly frank, if the film doesn’t care about these boys, neither do I.” - Ed

“There’s long hair, there’s short hair and there’s the other one.” - Gould

“It’s a nonsense to refer to this as her breakthrough performance.” - Ed

CONTENT WARNING – As the title suggests, suicide is key to the plot of this film so we do touch on it.

SPOILER WARNING – Ed spoiled Zodiac, but it’s history so he says it doesn’t count. He also spoils an episode of classic 90s childrens horror series Eerie, Indiana.

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Another bonus episode for you, and this time we’re letting our imaginations go wild as we run through our all time favourite animated movies. These movies have everything: talking animals, dancing skeletons, soaring dragons… and Satan’s beautiful singing voice.

“There are a lot of really wonderful, wonderful, wonderful films that are not on my list.” - Ed

“With animation you’ve got the scope to tell the biggest stories in the world.” - Gould

“There’s arguably not been a better Batman movie.” - Ed

CONTENT WARNING – You’ll be fine here

SPOILER WARNING – Some mild spoilers for the Lion King and The Nightmare Before Christmas

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On this week’s episode, Gould and Ed head out on the campaign trail for Clinton era satire Primary Colors. Featuring sex scandals, apple fritters and John Travolta’s dad-dancing.

Also:

• Thoughts on the blood-drenched war epic Sisu and Hereditary director Ari Aster’s latest Beau is Afraid.
• Our hosts lose their minds over a single long shot of a diner.
• The art of seguing from American politics to Peter Andre and back.

“He has an instinct to over-indulge on the smell of his own farts.” - Ed.

“I just find John Travolta really creepy. He’s really creepy.” - Gould.

“I think he's probably the person you don't want to end up sitting next to at dinner.” - Gould.

CONTENT WARNING – Contains references to suicide

SPOILER WARNING – No little accidents this week, well done us!

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What’s your favourite movie monster? This week we’re shamelessly jumping on the Halloween bandwagon to bring you a special bonus episode… counting down our all time favourite movie monsters. Will we agree on what constitutes a monster? Gould can barely agree with herself!

Also

• Which actor pops up no fewer than three times during this discussion?
• Gould has a bet with herself.
• Confusion over aliens and inter-dimensional entities

“I think you’ve set yourself some bonkers criteria.” - Ed

“He is so charismatic… he’s very, very sexy!” - Gould

“The thing that gets me most, is the noise.” - Ed

CONTENT WARNING – Some scary monster noises… ooooh

SPOILER WARNING – Ed dropped some Lord of the Rings spoilers, the damn fool.

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“If you dream, dream big”. This week we’re taking one last look at the studio system, this time it’s Vincente Minnelli’s multiple Oscar-winner The Bad and the Beautiful, from 1952 – a tale of Hollywood ambition and betrayal starring Kirk Douglas and Lana Turner. Featuring eavesdropped phone calls, drunken starlets and OSCARS!!

Also:

Festive comfort watches

Bleak crime drama

The Boy and the Heron

“He’s a big success as a producer, and we know this because he’s grown a moustache.” - Ed

“There’s something interesting in them as 1950s nepo-babies.” - Gould

“It took me quite a while to realise Lana Turner was Lana Turner.” - Gould

Link

Barton Fink 🔗The Bad and the Beautiful

Depictions of the Hollywood studio system

CONTENT WARNING – The movie contains a suicide attempt, which we discuss

SPOILER WARNING – Should be fine here

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